>captured Zelda. >safely returns her to Link. >explains to them that this is all a big understanding

>captured Zelda
>safely returns her to Link
>explains to them that this is all a big understanding
>Link is visibly angry but Zelda tells him to grow up and mature
>Zelda secretly starts visits Ganondorf when Link is asleep
absolutely kino plotline

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Zelda should drop that sub male twink Link and start dating a real man

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda might think she has Ganon to herself, but we all know that Ganon will be enacting a plan to feminize Link and absolutely destroy that bussy while Zelda can only watch.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take your meds you fricking schizo and roleplay somewhere else.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    B-B-B-BAAAASED

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread actually discussing TotK gets pruned
    >This thread is still up
    What did jannyman mean by this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What did jannyman mean by this?
      that he sucks dick for a living

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That Zelda was indeed built for Ganon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Janny? More like troony

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        is there a difference?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jannies iffy uh

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt know jannies babysit racebait threads because they like to circlejerk with other brown mentally ill porn addicts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wholesomeness is something trannies don't understand. they need to inject or enable their degeneracy every time they can. they are literally an embodiment of evil and need to be purged.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ludo

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    to them that this is all a big understanding
    good morning, sirs

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >veiny

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty much the real plot of any Mario game

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cuck shit
    >ESL
    this is the point of the bait thread isnt it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have a point with the cuck shit, but calling obvious typos ESL is moronic. You can call him a mobile Black person, since it was probably autocorrected.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped playing Zelda when Ganon became a green human instead of a pigman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >missed ocarina
      >missed wind waker
      lol haha

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wind Waker was the final Zelda game I played and where I first found out they'd decided to humanize Ganon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was kino tho.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can at least reason the bowser shit with having actual feelings for peach and the cast actively being friends outside the mainline games what deranged mental gymnastics does it take to make up cuckold shit with a guy whose the literal incarnation of evil who constantly tries to murder the other morons because she's the incarnation of a goddess he was literally created out of hatred for. there is not an ounce of fricking romance here. like I'm less annoyed by the ntr garbage and more the absolute lack of any possible chemistry to justify either's actions. it would be like romantic ship art between samus and ridley, its nonsensical

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about the groose
      >or how he got loose

      Absolute secondary detected

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >explains to them that this is all a big understanding
    I don't have a reaction image to properly convey how hard NY sides launched into orbit

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zeldanon is for cucks. Ganonlink is for patricians.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link is for Ganon(Female)

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this kills the vanilla homosexuals

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can just turn into a dog, he would have a chance at least

      https://e621.net/posts/1311347?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda secretly starts visits Ganondorf when Link is asleep
    Zelda can visit Ganon whenever she wants. Its not like she and Link are in a steadfast relationship or that he's her keeper or anything.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mentally ill brownoid/bug person "my failure to cope with inferiority leads me to project my fetish on everything as a crutch" thread
    lol imagine being so revolting and subhuman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >human
      that's where you're wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek cope
      stop slander homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice broken engrish ricecel

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    And Link doesn't care because he fricks Purah, fishmen, and birds daily.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is for link. repent sinners

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any cuckshit art of Groose and Zelda at all? He even hits on her at the start of the game. Are SEA cuck artists so focused on what's trending on twitter that they won't consider characters from pre-2020 games?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Groose becomes your wingman buddy and he's an actual good guy, so he's too pure to do NTR I guess.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read a story once where Zelda drank his piss

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that does not sound very wholesome.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers don't know about legoman
      There wasn't a day that moronic face wouldn't get posted...then it stopped.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zelda secretly starts visits
    typical ESL shitmonkey obsessed with NTR because it reminds him of when his mother would bring big handsome westerners home and tell him to go to his room

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mad ytboi?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mad ytboi?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mindbroken

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mindbroken

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this look like AIslop?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it is
      unless the artist is a fellow subhuman, losers like OP have to beg and plead

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right. Ryuko rimming black men art is pure kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you're a mindbroken moron

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      made for bhc

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Benzene Hexachloride?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Links for mods and pc port?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup only Ganon can sarisfy this. She wouldn't even feel Links tiny clitty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a mod?
      Frick I can’t tell

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yup only Ganon can sarisfy this. She wouldn't even feel Links tiny clitty

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS prostitute IS A PROSTITUE
    >Zelda secretly starts visits Ganondorf when Link is asleep
    bawd

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >patreon watermark
    >for fricking AI art
    AI has been a litmus test that showed just how high of a percentage of humanity just doesn't come with a soul.
    The fact that not only so many people can't instantly spot it from a thousand miles away, but actually pay for it and like it, is a grim reminder that more than half of humanity can barely be considered part of it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who makes AI art for Patreon. Why does it make you mad?

      You had your chance to hop on and use AI to make money and instead you sat there crying and b***hing about how AI art is no talent and drawing is better.

      Honestly no one to blame but yourself.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you understand, my grievances aren't with the patreon makers, but the customers.
        I just struggle to see any humanity in those that not only can't spot it instantly, but find it pleasant to boot.

        No sin in exploiting subhumans, I just find fault in their existence and their quantity.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She deserves to be raped.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she have pubes on her breasts?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These /trash/ cucks have been spamming Ganker for a decade, how do they live with themselves?

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