Carl Johnson

what is it that gives this character so much soul?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he has an actual personality?

    And its funny to screw around with him too.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person
    >GTA having “soul”
    Cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're too young and trying too hard to fit in.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He actually feels like a relatable and down to Earth human being, unlike the trannies and dykes they try to push these days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He plays an effective role as the straight man to San Andreas' cast of wackjobs - his more grounded and realistic struggle has an inherently humorous contrast to the weirdoes he's forced to work with on his journey, giving him a unique charm and relatability

      It took 3 posts for someone to start crying about trannies unprompted
      Good try, guys, let's try and break our record next time

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's a cool guy

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's just some fricking dude.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LUNCH MONEY

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's just a regular god fearing man of the people

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's just doing his best in a terrible situation. Not that he's a good person, he is a criminal, but he doesn't have a holier than attitude.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick was catalinas problem?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fat CJ getting his own lines was unexpected but very welcomed. Really makes CJ have a sense of life to him, that growing morbidly obese in two days is a gameplay mechanic but that in-game CJ has been dealing with the condition and it impacting his habits and character.
    >Imma eat you fool

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fat CJ is my guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what even is the plot of this game after leaving san andreas?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Protecting your brother, retaking your hood, and the hijinks along the way.
      It definitely does start to feel like a parody after a while.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its just weird that cj slaughters hundreds of cops, swats. FBI and entire battalions of army guys and is still afraid of tenpenny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It sucks as soon as you leave Los Santos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jetpacks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      glowies manipulate cj into commiting false flag attacks on the public

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what is it that gives this character so much soul?
    UNHAND MY BLUBBER butthole

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He got cucked by BWC. He's literally me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >medcuck
      >huwhyte

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >claude
        >med

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Claude is a mix of Elvis Presley, Clint Eastwood and english football hooligan

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I mean Claude's appearance from GTA III

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >most customizable GTA character
    >additional voicelines to go with customization
    >classic "homie starts off in the hood and works his way up" trope
    >still remains a classic and believable GTA-type gangster.
    >No having to deal with the dissonance of repairing family/mental issues
    yep, he's kino

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL COME QUIETLY IF YOU FEED ME

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he was written during peak dan houser (vice city - bully)

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