Castlevania

You know, for someone who is meant to be a prince of darkness and master of evil, Dracula has a great taste for decoration.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah yes famous Castlevania subweapon, upside down italian hand gesture

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually the salt bae subweapon

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still need to actually sit down and play this game

    But that involves, actually sitting down (i.e. not being busy with some pointless task), impossible for me in 2023

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My gf likes to play it. "It's easy and Alucard is a stud" she says

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Alucard is a stud
        Have her watch the netflex adaptation, that will cure her of that

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No we only watch stuff on dvd or bd

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good, Netflixvania is irredeemable garbage

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is bd?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bondage & Discipline. Poor guy.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it won't, Netcux shouldn't affect the opinions on the game characters unless you're an autist or a secondary.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve been on a metroidvania-style castlevania kick lately. Played sotn. Then aria of sorrow. Now I’m doing dawn of sorrow with a hack that replaces the cringey anime portraits.

        Based gf

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that face
          oh shit I'm sorry

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank god for romhackers.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry for what?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our whips.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick I forgot how bad the Dawn of Sorrow art was. Hell, I forgot how most of that game went by the end. Is it just me or is Castlevania the best franchise with the biggest justification for hacks? Seems like nearly every game has some localization nonsense or busted mechanic.
          Please play the vanilla versions first if you have time, anons.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm playing with the "definitive+" hack. Core gameplay is still the same. It just removes touchscreen stuff and changes the portraits. Plus minor re-balancing that I don't really give a shit about. I'm tempted to start over with a "no health items allowed" patch, since I don't have the self control to not trivialise the game with health potions.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your gf is a honest and cool person.
        Don't watch that netflix shit, she would hate you for that.
        Let her play other Castlevania too.
        I guess she could like PoR and OoE too but unlike SotN they actually punish you for frick ups.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having great taste is pretty common for villains, since they tend to be cooler than the heroes.

      Get off Ganker, play games instead

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      how are you on this board without doing this game. Op is right by the way, the castle has great theming

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's mostly because I started with the Classicvanias last year. CV always had a presence in the 90's and the 2000's but I never started playing them until recently. That said it does look a lot better than the other games I've played including Rondo

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks better but is a very different kind of game. Don't expect classicvania platforming in it, and also while there's many bosses none is really fin to fight, unlike classicvanias.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          SotN is not that good. It's extremely gimmicky, poorly balanced and full of unnecessary jank. It becomes quickly apparent that the game wasn't well-thought out in general. It throws in so many disjointed mechanics that don't mesh together at all.

          Most classicvanias are undeniably better games. Even the later metroidvanias like AoS and PoR improved on SotN in every way from level design to pacing to balancing to QoL, you name it.
          SotN is not even a top 5 Castlevania game if we're being honest about it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            SOTN is one of the few games that could be used as the argument for games being an artform. Its gameplay is functional and it's okay, people love that game for other reasons.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >SotN is not that good.
              You're right- it's fantastic.

              Based SOTNbros.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >updooted!
                Reddit is that way

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but please suck my hairy balls.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trying too hard to fit in

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              So people love the game for everything that is not gameplay?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >SotN is not that good.
            You're right- it's fantastic.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dracula being into Rubenesque artwork makes sense. Fatties are a vampire's Big Gulp.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a 15th century count. Of course he's gonna have good taste in art and shit. They score all the best swag.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    this painting in particular stood out to me as one the worst pieces of decoration in the game. the pixel art looks amateurish.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is she?

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the movement in CotM and the jumps in HoD, that's why I still haven't finished them. Why did it take them so long to just make them work like in SotN, like they ended up doing in AoS?

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does that painting represent? is the skeletons defeating the angels of heaven?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Possibly the triumph of death.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Judgment really that bad?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed he has.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Always reminded me of picrel

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heard it in my head

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are your favourite Castlevania protagonists for classic and metroidvania? For metroidvania it's Alucard and Soma Cruz for classic it's John Morris and Richter Belmont for me.

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