Caught smuggling raviolis

>Mutsuki from Blue Archive found your bag of cooked raviolis.
>They are still hot and freshly cooked, as you can see it from her face that was blasted with the steam when she opened the bag.
>Looks like you have been caught smuggling food...

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be a shitpost, nobody jacks off to un-sauced pasta

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can eat raviolis without any sauce, you could maybe put some fine aged Parmigiano Reggiano on top of them. Though I don't know if it is authentic Italian.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bit of olive olive, some Parmigiano, I'm good to go.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean butter right?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did I stutter?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >butter
          Disgusting.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            healthier than any oils, you disgusting fat frick

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fat
              I'm 58 kg, and only ever use olive oil as a cooking oil, and only sparingly.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you can cook EVERYTHING with butter, the lower the smoke point, the healthier the substance, coconut oil and avocado oil are also better alternatives
                you better start doing calisthenics buddy, don't stay weak forever

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >butter
              >healthier than olive oil
              moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It kind of depends what your definition of healthy is because butter is actually less calorie-dense than olive oil.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >animal product is healthier, more nutritious with better absorbancy rate than a plant product
                who could've ever predicted this?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm talking about the taste. Butter tastes awful, and smells even worse.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like low quality butter, or you have never had good butter and have no frame of reference
                My country has really good butter and it's far better than any of the margarines out there, if I ate bread, I'd use it as a spread

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Try president or kerrygold, they're the most common butters that are considered a step up

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to read the package and make sure it isn't butter flavored butter that shit is vile.
                t. American

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actual italian spotted, ciao amico, blue archive è bello o è solo roba da coomer?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i unironically thought those were raviolis at first, without reading the title
    why'd the artist make them yellow??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they are raviolis...?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro those are condom packets.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they are condom packets then why are they yellow and steaming and why Mutsuki got so flustered when she saw what's in the bag?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually thought those were ravioli until I saw your post and looked closer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf why would you smuggle condoms in a bag

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I legitimately thought it was raviolis, and was trying to figure out what kind of new meme/fetish I was looking at.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          PERVERT!!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If they are condom packets then why are they yellow and steaming and why Mutsuki got so flustered when she saw what's in the bag?

            I actually thought those were ravioli until I saw your post and looked closer

            The absolute state of cumbrains holy shit its literally ravioli you freak

            Why would they be condom packets when she likes her ravioli raw?

            but those come in rolls, right?
            why would she painstakingly rip them all off and the dump them loosely in a bag?

            this shit will not help you to get this thread not deleted, normalgay coomers

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Y'know, the resemblance is uncanny. Ravioli CAN look like torn-off condom packets.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure they are raviolis. That would make more sense.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          fricking pervert get out of your own head holy shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The absolute state of cumbrains holy shit its literally ravioli you freak

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          but those come in rolls, right?
          why would she painstakingly rip them all off and the dump them loosely in a bag?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would they be condom packets when she likes her ravioli raw?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mindbroken

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? No that's fricking dumb.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are raviolis, you sick frick.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >See raviolis
          >Immediately think of sex
          I think you've had enough internet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mutsuki cooked the ravioli with her pee. What a prankster

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail made me think it was her gigantic torpedo breasts. Now i'm disappointed.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That ugly anime girl sure loves ravioli

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is just happy that there is enough ravioli for everyone

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's barely enough for two people

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she found the ravioli bag

    its over

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ravioli rucksack

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ayo teach! Anon gots ravioli in his rucksack!

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They honestly really look like raviolis

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry to ruin the joke but i found the original :^)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ham-flavored ravioli

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i thought it was gum flavor 🙁

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with that pasta?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody put pink food coloring in the dough

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she dumped beetroot and horseradish sauce in there
      madgirl....

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why she cooked the ravioli in borscht?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that some new type of Hubba Bubba or something?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've had beet ravioli before. It's pretty good, but the artist got the color wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that salami looks weird

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strawberry ravioli

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually thought this was the Italian food thread

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw when she finds your bag of cooked pasta

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who commissions this shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait nevermind I thought they were actually raviolis lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are those if not pasta? Idiot

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Condoms

          On that note do condoms completely ruin lewd images for anyone else? I haven’t had sex in almost 8 years but I remember condoms completely ruining sex back then and everytime I see one in a doujin I just stop reading it and look for something else because I know it makes sex not even feel that good so it ruins it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron
            condoms are great in lewd art, it's all about the implications

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only implication here is that she is going to have her belly full of delicious ravioli.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's literally steam coming out of the bag

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn cheeky brat
    Forgetting the pasta sauce
    Needs Italian correction

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keeping raviolis in a duffel bag would probably ruin them. Honestly you even a shoe box would be better, not to mention less suspicious.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish i could even a shoe box

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >extended maintenance
    Fricking hell, I just want to dump all my Pyro to my beloved Kayocute

  15. 8 months ago
    7

    >thread about raviolis
    >no filthy frank references
    I'm leaving

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reddity frank
      go back to le rice fields

      • 8 months ago
        7

        >reddit
        You ok bud?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's time for the shooting squad guro scene

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get it, like they are using pasta sauce as a prop to make it look bloody, right?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mutsuki is literally perfect wienertease rapebait

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Kufufu, sensei, why do you need all these raviolis? Aren't you already too fat and lazy?"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXsuki

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow it sure would be crazy if I put one of those raviolos on my wiener haha

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the best filling for ravioli?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chanterelles

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        chanterelles are goated but really hard to find here (UK)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spicy beef

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cream

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goat cheese and honey

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ricotta/portobellos

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      spinach

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four cheese of course!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      eggplant

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cum.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hungry reminder

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a ravioli thread, moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he said himself he's hungry

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got them all.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      congrats

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      300 pulls and I got none. Considering shelling out for another hundred to spark haruka since I spent the first on kayo
      Why is my luck so shit bros...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's adjusting your luck based on how much you spend

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure is a lot of nobodies in that game

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have been keking at this pic for a while now. Like the entire situation is so absurd.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spooked izuna from 20 rolls
    did I do well?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fresh, steaming hot ravioli straight from the bag

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    After men are done raping this dicky I want to clean up their condoms with my mouth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >raping
      but that's what she wanted all along

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really nerf bounties and scrimmages?
    You used to get 6 for each but now you have6 to split between all of them..
    Why?
    Its hard enough as is to level up characters.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You used to get 2 for each and now you can just use 6 on a single one if you want instead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you talking about? it used to be 6 tickets total per day, split between 3 stages, 2 per stage. now scrimmage just has universal tickets so you can farm whichever stage you need most 6 times and bounty stages are completely changed, all 3 of them have dvds books and artifacts, divided by schools and you can also use all 6 tickets on whichever ones you want. you can also hoard up to 30 tickets.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soon.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get kayoko on 2nd 10 ticket
    >spend 2400 pyros for the heck of it
    >get mashiro right as I had 100 eleph to get her
    Kinda mad but I got a 3 and 4 stars now

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we did it boys
    shame NY aru doesn't look too good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >837 elephs for each student
      whale

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would personaly slit your thorat givin the chance
        i woukd enjoy looking into your eyes as life slowly and most importantly very painfully leaves them

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???
        anon those are total elephs.............

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lie k sex

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't touch them! I'm not sharing, brat!

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only got two dupes along the way
    >gonna have to do all my momo talks, collect platinum rank reward and hope I can finish 2nd spark
    Bros, easily the worst luck I’ve had in a while.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, is this normal?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, everyone gets it again. Enjoy your free Nonomers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the first time they've done that Nonomi campaign but usually if you're max level you'll have a majority of it done. It's meant for newer players mostly.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, everyone gets it again. Enjoy your free Nonomers

        I just didn't expect to see a rerun of newbie missions.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they updated that mission, increasing the rewards. it's available for everyone so that no one would miss out on the good stuff

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can you miss out on newbie missions?
            Or was it limited time missions that just happened to coincide with the time I started playing the game?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              if they didn't make it available for everyone, only the new players would get the new rewards, which are better than they used to be. so they just reward veterans by letting them double-dip basically

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, you mean they've ADDED more rewards to newbie missions. Yeah, then oldgays would miss out on those. You're right.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, they added Event Recap to the top left

      They also start re-running event stories, starting with Izuna's in 14 days. All the previous Guide Tasks will be added but if you already claimed those then you won't get the 1200 it's for newbies.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not my wife Kayoko! That's my hero
    of light daughter!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And MY SON right after? What are the chances?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wanna tag this wall with me?
        What did she mean by this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And MY SON right after? What are the chances?

      Go home and be a family man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And MY SON right after? What are the chances?

      And there is my (other) wife.

      [...]
      Go home and be a family man

      What is the best district to live in? Oh man, just wait until uncle Black Suit hears the news.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bnuuy Toki WHEN??
    I want to ROLL

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of carbs but I'm sure Muttsuck is more than capable of burning it off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She needs all she can get

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GONNA ROOOOOOOOOOOLL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wakamo, can't you wait until the next summer event?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhh... Arona? This was NOT our deal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          H-Halfway there...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            SOMEONE TASUKETE
            If this continues...

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              MERRY CHRISTMAS!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's nyover... Not a single fricking rate-up character. I ain't double sparking but I might dip into the future spark fund juuuuust a little bit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ざわ。。。ざわ。。。

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Make sure to rape your arona after this.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Make sure to rape your arona after this.

                Maybe... maybe I AM double sparking after all...

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, maybe not. I'm sparking my Kayocute and leaving. Frick those 100 rolls. I'm saving for the Summer event starting form now on.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                f
                i had to spend 280 rolls for 2 of the rate up + 1 spark, with only 3 total 3 stars in those 280 rolls so i know the feel

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep getting dupes...
    I dont even have half of the 3 stars too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I have like 1/4 or less of them and I got sumire and bunny Asuna dupes out of 5 3*, frick this shit

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro do you not know how to screencap a phone?

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know if this gets said enough but i love the sound effects and sounds to this game.
    If it was anything else i think I'd get bored or annoyed fast.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the kimonos meant to make all the girls look super wide?
    Like i swear mutsuki's makes her twice as wide

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man is this going to be like wonderbreadgay or hooters lucina and I'm just gonna see a bunch of anime girls perched over a gym bag full of cooked pasta all the time?

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the problem solver group.
    they have such good chemistry and full of life.
    even compared to other groups theyre one of my favorites.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    new here, whats up with the halos?
    Are they all dead?
    Why are there demihumans and animals acting like humans?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      read the story

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are they all dead?
      We don't know
      >demihumans and animals acting like humans
      They are humans
      The common theory from half a year ago is that yes
      this is a sort of a limbo where souls that died too early or someshit are living life that was robbed of them, and we as a sensei are a guiding light or some shit i dont know i dont care im here for kino soulfull moments like hifumi speech

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore everything they say. It's all theories. Thus far, the gals have halos just 'cause.
      There's many races like horned girls are demons and there's fox girls like Shiroko, and some humans like Hifumi.
      The halos are what give the gals they're extreme durability, that's why they can shoot each other wily-nily while Sensei gets btfo by a single bullet, like any irl human.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fox girls like Shiroko
        she's a wolf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The logistics don't matter in the least.

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I got both nyKayako and nyMesugaki within 190 rolls. What other nyProblem Solver should I spark?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      aru coz she is limited

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weed lover.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damage report?
    I got both NYKayoko and NYMutsuki but I don't have enough reports to invest in them. Lvl. 70+ is hell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      100 pulls in I got NYMutsuki, spooked by Karin, Sumire, Miyako, and Saori

      Not too bad I guess but I'd rather have more NY girls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      red = spark
      green = spooks
      very happy to get himari i was dry when she released

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very happy after having to spark the last 2 banners i summoned on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lvl 72gay here
      I feel your pain, I have less than 100 yellow papers.
      Sparked NYMutsu(ga)ki and got NYKayokute at 140 points... and then AGAIN at 150 points...
      >they see my rolls

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      lvl 72gay here
      I feel your pain, I have less than 100 yellow papers.
      Sparked NYMutsu(ga)ki and got NYKayokute at 140 points... and then AGAIN at 150 points...
      >they see my rolls

      you don't NEED to level them to max you know

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she let me have some I wont be too mad, raviolis are my favorite

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most useless duffel bag

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All in a single spark baby.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me.
    Is mutsugaki evil?
    My heart cant take it.
    I love her so much and her playful ways but it's like she's hiding something from the evil smile she has sometimes with her teeth showing like from somebody who snaps later or is pretending to be normal like kira or Komaeda or some other psycho trope character.

    That said it could just be a creepy smile and she's just really happy and fun going.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      brat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She knows she can get anything from adult men

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      japanese world korean gay shit. why won't korean just dismantle their language if they love jap shit so much?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She seems like Bache where she's as forward as an arrow but as foldable as paper and just as smart

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys, check the new support tab in the shop, if you haven't used them after the reset, you can convert the old bounty/scrimmage tickets you got today into new ones

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is ako and kayako a thing?
    Mutsuki brought it up randomly and she seems to know things, even sensei did the whole ...?

    It's like chekov's gun, is what I'm getting at

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's really smart so it seems like she may have been part of the prefect team or someone Ako admired but then decided to become a gangsta.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's really smart so it seems like she may have been part of the prefect team or someone Ako admired but then decided to become a gangsta.

      She's former pandemonium society

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really really like the nemugaki

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, lazy but works when she absolutely has to

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you respond to this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      give her a real baby

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I must demonstrate as a good teacher

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      press her hard against the wall and threaten to teach her about the horrors of real pregnancy using my now exposed penis, eventually filling both holes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >horrors of real pregnancy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I hate kids, I'm telling your mother.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not rolling for 4 months
    >get to hoard and cozily gear up students throughout
    comfy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir your recently added T8 mats? The grind begins again

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How challenging are the Challenge stages this time? Can I best them at level 67?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3, 4 and 5 recommended level is 75, so you might as well give it a try and see how it goes. i don't remember them being anything special from last year, unlike the nightmare from the valentine's event which was still extremely challenging even a year later

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the bee reward bugged? I claimed 900 lucky pouch and I got nothing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It might take a few seconds to load into your mailbox. Check again.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got the mail but when I claimed I only received the energy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think so. I got 900 too, claimed from my box and they're gone. They're not in the exchange shop in the event either

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're nor for the shop, they're for the lottery boxes where Mutsuki PUHUHUs at your luck

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, in the new event. Where you can get her eleph right? It's not there, says i have 0 lucky bags

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            hmm that's weird then. i honestly didn't notice because i did all the farming first before entering the lottery but if it really doesn't give you the bags from the mail, John Nexon's gonna prepare some serious apologems for this bullshit!

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Children are not evil, they are pure, even the bratty teasing ones

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to rawdog students so fricking bad

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    RAVIOLI RAVIOLI i forgot how it goes help

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bring me the formu-oli.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wait a second
    this isn't /bag/
    why is this here wtf!

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnate child

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, my NY Haruna WILL instakill your two DPS and leave your red tanks at half health.
    No, there is no counterplay, frick you for using Iroha all the time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >finally broke top 100 with my aru crit rng team
      seems like next season will be hell again for me

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two 10-tickets, thirteen 1-tickets, 7.7k pyros and 95 Momotalks stored.
    Should I roll? I want more Ligmas for my Mika but don't wanna gimp myself for any more important banners.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every Mystic Raid uses Kayoko, Mika and S. Hoshino forced a powercreep where all attack types have a dedicated buffer

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Genshin threads never lewd their girls
    >Blue Archive threads ALWAYS lewd the students
    Are Blue Archive players perverts or are Genshin players just homosexuals?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get up you are pissing yourself!
      >Ugh, not yet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to be a homosexual or a woman to play genshit in the first place

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only SEXable genshins are Yae Miko and Yelan, which are basically lightning-in-a-bottle stuff considering Mihoyo makes extremely cucked designs/Yaoi bait

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half of the Genshin roster are males who look like Kpop stars or Vtubers made by fujos, you tell me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pandering to homosexuals, fujos, and normalgays is bad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Genshin threads never lewd their girls
      hahahaha holy shit what

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah shit, I was gonna make the ravioli joke after opening the image then saw the subject.
    What now?

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silly Mutsuki, you don't eat raviolis with your hands.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job, Sensei

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Silly Mutsuki, you don't eat raviolis with your hands.

        Imagine if Mutsuaki but real

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          little girls are real?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        too bad i'm a broke sensei...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got NY kayoko, time to save for swimsuit ui, hinata, and hanako

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got a Mimori spook, is she sued for any hard content aside from SRKR?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      *used
      Aside from that, had to double spark to get them all, love the NS68 gang but this was fricking brutal

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got by mutsuki and kayo, and now I have a spark available. Which one should I get next? I could also get mutsu or kayo to 4* instantly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      unless Aru or Haruka are your waifus, i would advise to just save. You've already got the best students this event has to offer and there are a lot of useful ones coming. In case you're adamant on roling, get Aru if you want a limited student for your collection and Haruka for actual gameplay because while being special slot hurts her, she's still good. i would not recommend rolling exclusively to increase stars for a student though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kayo doesn't need investment, she's just a buffer. Mutsuki scales better.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget that Kayoko's UE40 skill upgrade is basically the same as Himari's, it prolongs buff duration so it's very much a consideration unlike, say, Ako who's perfectly fine even at 3*, not to mention that she's an on-fielder and building her stats increases her survivability in raids

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >VOICED HARUKA LOBBY
    it was worth updating 3gb today

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best girl getting some love, nice. I got her NY variant in 40 rolls too, a shame she's a support.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've had her sitting in the second support slot and if I use primarily the other EX skills in the team, the cost recovery increasing passive is actually kind of nice since I don't have the ugly elf

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey sensei, frick you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute mahiro

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someoen explain how the new bounty and scrimmage ticket system is better than before?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I can spend 6 tickets on more Gehenna mats

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only way I see it is that you can focus on a few schools for items instead of this weird split by item category.
        [...]
        I also forgot to mention I got Bunny Akane as well. So what do I do with these two? I don't see them around in PVP that much, and a dedicated mystic attack team doesn't sound good for PVP.

        you only need to sweep 1 time instead of 3
        you can focus sweep specific items
        VERY MARGINAL increase in t4 drop
        instead of only getting 2 drops of BDs/technotes/artifacts a day, you can get 6 (not sure about this point)

        It's been so damn long I don't remember how Bounty works but let me try.
        The previous bounty system had 3 zones.
        >1st Zone for BDs (all schools) - 3 Tickets
        >2nd Zone for Tech Notes (all schools) - 3 Tickets
        >3rd Zone for Artifacts (all schools) - 3 Tickets

        Is that right?

        Now they separated each of the zones by 3 schools each.
        >1st Zone Gehenna/SHJ/Valk
        >2nd Zone Trinity/Hyakki/Arius
        >3rd Zone Millenium/Abydos/Red
        Each of those zones now gives all BDs/Tech Notes/Artifacts pertaining to those specific schools in each zone. And then they reduced the ticket to only x6 per day and it's up to you to chose where to maximize.

        Is that correct?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You only got 2 for each zone before but correct otherwise

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            2 tickets per zone in the previous system*, and you can now hoard up to 30 tickets. Everything else is correct.

            What the frick 2 tickets each. I thought it was 3 that's why I was kind of thinking they nerfed the tickets. Okay I get it now. It is a much better system then.

            Sweet, I can't wait for skill bulk growth

            Not happening. I forgot which game studio it was, I think it was Namco or Cygames. Not sure.
            They own the patent to that skill bulk level up system.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 tickets per zone in the previous system*, and you can now hoard up to 30 tickets. Everything else is correct.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way I see it is that you can focus on a few schools for items instead of this weird split by item category.

      Got a Mimori spook, is she sued for any hard content aside from SRKR?

      I also forgot to mention I got Bunny Akane as well. So what do I do with these two? I don't see them around in PVP that much, and a dedicated mystic attack team doesn't sound good for PVP.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you only need to sweep 1 time instead of 3
      you can focus sweep specific items
      VERY MARGINAL increase in t4 drop
      instead of only getting 2 drops of BDs/technotes/artifacts a day, you can get 6 (not sure about this point)

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which new year qts do I prioritize?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your favorite. In terms of gameplay, Kayoka>Mutsuki>Haruka>Aru

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick my heart is racing. I only had to use a single spark. Is Sakurako good for this Goz guy? I never fought him before

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's okay, I guess. Has tager fire for second phase, but not really as meta as S.Izuna.
      NYutsuki is more usefule there on the first phase, where you need to clear adds, since her AoE is so big.

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have almost a full spark but I heard there will be an Iroha banner soon and I don't have her yet. Should I roll for the limited girls now or wait to spark Iroha?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you new? How many rolls have you done. Remember that the rolls don't stay between banners. So meaning let's say I rolled 50 times in NY Kayoko's banner and I got her and now stopped rolling. When Iroha's banner comes I have to start at 0 rolls again. Those 50 rolls I did in NYKayoko's banner does not stay.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I have almost 24k pyros saved. I haven't rolled at all yet on this banner. I started this summer so relatively new.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh okay. Damn. It is a conundrum if I were in your position because NYMutsuki is very good, but Iroha is really good as well.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you don't have NYMutsuki, remember she's limited. Iroha is not. But both are strong.

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Account 2:
    >rolling on NY Kayoko banner
    >first 10 pull NY Haruka
    >second 10 pull NY Mutsuki
    >less than 12k pyro spent for NY Kayoko
    >30k pyro left

    Account 1:
    >Iroha spook
    >spark NY Kayoko
    >47k pyro left

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ready to use 2 sparks in the worst case
    >get NYKayoko at 70
    >spooked by Iroha at 200
    >NYMutsuki at 220
    >sparked NYAru
    My pyro savings are looking good but my Gehenna mats are being sucked dry...

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now we can max sweep no more manually holding the arrow icons

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet, I can't wait for skill bulk growth

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s copyrighted I believe by Cygames you have to level skills manually in every gacha game

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          What the frick 2 tickets each. I thought it was 3 that's why I was kind of thinking they nerfed the tickets. Okay I get it now. It is a much better system then.
          [...]
          Not happening. I forgot which game studio it was, I think it was Namco or Cygames. Not sure.
          They own the patent to that skill bulk level up system.

          Gentlemen...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            bros?

            THEY PAID? I'm not joking about the patent though. That's great.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              So Lasagna was lying about that copyright being the reason for no bulk skill upgrades in FGO then? what a scam

              >google around to see
              >it's real
              what the frick

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, it's hilarious and petty as frick but true. now that i think about it, it makes perfect sense, it seems to be the reason why equipment bulk upgrade has been in the game for more than a year, so not doing the same thing for skills would've made no sens if not for this bullshit. The fact that BA Chads paid for it while fricking FGO israelites who're making many times more money didn't, is quite telling.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just seems weird that you can patent something as simple as this

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude Namco patented loading screen mini-games a long time ago.
                It only expired I think 1-2 years ago. That's how petty some companies are.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Common misconception that patents need to be ground-breaking or ingenious.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            bros?

            So Lasagna was lying about that copyright being the reason for no bulk skill upgrades in FGO then? what a scam

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          What the frick 2 tickets each. I thought it was 3 that's why I was kind of thinking they nerfed the tickets. Okay I get it now. It is a much better system then.
          [...]
          Not happening. I forgot which game studio it was, I think it was Namco or Cygames. Not sure.
          They own the patent to that skill bulk level up system.

          bros?

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's called Plana because she's flat like a board.

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they were condoms why would they be steamy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're freshly used and repackaged

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick now I want some ravioli
    Or tortellini
    Either or

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now begins the grind to max her skills
    Frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what baffles me is that after box 8 it's all Mutsuki eleph and nyHaruka mats in every single one so you can't even properly farm artifacts for Kayoko. what the frick

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is NYMutsuki worth? I got Koyuki already so I don’t know

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the best blue AoE in the game (and the cutest one too)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        B.Karin would like a word with you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >7 cost
          she can stay quiet

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >7 cost
          >Mutsuki's big fricking wide cone of death is bigger

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nexon took the new year pouches and ran?

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do these dumb c**ts have a ring on their heads

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    belly archive

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      where's the gehenna rep?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      American archive

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ny serika is too cute

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how she goes "Miko miko nyan nyan" in the cafe, then notices Sensei UEEEEEHs

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >90 rolls
    >ny kayoko, ny mutsuki, mashiro, hifumi and saki
    Feels good being a luckchad

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I fricked if I don't get the chars from the rolling?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you rolled without being able to spark, didn't you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I only had 3000 gems

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          we WARNED you!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should probably just stop then. Losing 3000 sucks but it isn't the end of the world.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best one Kayoko is not limited, she can potentially drop from any other banner afterwards

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you've got some juice in your momobank!

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >deleted
    I see NO nipple or dicky line. homosexual mods.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay anon we have plenty of pics.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        heavenly smell

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    gomen aru

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not choosing the limited
      Bro…

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't care didn't ask
        I have everyone but New York aru now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I have everyone but new york aru now

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got all these brats before a spark, but I'm only 10 away. Which one should I spark? Why is NY Kayoko so good?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's Himari but massively buffs blue units, so she's basically a core in any blue content

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she gives a buff similar to the one sHoshino provides to a single Mystic character and she's a striker, which lets you use her with the usual suspects that occupy the special slots

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could get serika if you dont have her

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thankfully I got her a while ago. I really like her lobby scene with the pouting face she does.
        It almost looks like she wants a kiss

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summer Hoshino buffs Red
      NY Kayoko buffs Blue
      Summer Ui buffs Yellow

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did the web event, got 900 pouches in my mailbox, but then I got to the exchange and it says I only have the ones I got from doing the event missions what gives

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it seems like everyone got fricked over. people on twitter are complaining about it so hopefully they'll notice and send us the goods sometime soon. i wish those homosexuals were as vocal about the pvp brackets not being expanded

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread soundtrack

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was wxpecting something Italian.

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros, I got too wienery... I was sure I wouldn't be pushed out....

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I started this game in June and I'm in the same bracket as people with almost double my score

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a comfy plat in NA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OH NONONO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a comfy plat in NA

      >not only NA has more than twice bigger Platinum bracket
      >but they also have lower score
      How the FRICK is this fair? And don't give me that total player population bullshit. Clearly EU is more densely packed with sweaty tryhard chinks and not casual players like on NA.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If NA had the same size brackets it would be harder than EU.
        seething europoor

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can't possibly be this moronic, saying shit like that while presented with those two screenshots

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >KINO menu is back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      say goodbye to it soon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt like Blue Archive season 2 opening

        ?si=LZeTrRxW-qtpDf7o

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Aru sound so different?
    She sounds nothing like in the CM or that one ONA

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what duheck is that doll thing?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      new artifact. nyHaruka uses it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick did they go fro Atlantis Medal and Okiku Doll for the translations

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      New artifact type.

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >airi's L2D is voice acted now
    BASED

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Airi
      I'm surprised anybody noticed.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        utaha's is also but no one noticed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      utaha's is also but no one noticed

      gonna add them to the lobby now
      thanks for the heads up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kotama’s still isn’t voiced
      FRICK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dare?

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, an excuse to use these coins.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for how slowly those coins accumulate, those prices are ridiculous

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hah, I had the same. Instantly used on Nimrud and Gehenna.

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear these NY68s are limited. It does say Unique on the Recruitment button so I guess

    Is it all of them that are limited?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mutsuki and Aru are limited, the rest are not

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aru and Mutsuki are limited, the other two are not.
      Meta priority goes like Kayoko > Mutsuki > power gap > Haruka > Aru.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot Serika...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I didn't. That anon asked about PS69.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're right my bad

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is being max level as good as it looks? Expert permits give so much shit it's insane. You'll never have to farm equipment again except for T7/T8 ones

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it’s pretty great

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats an easier pasta you guys recommend trying to cook? I've been trying to pick up some cooking recently

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cup noodles

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost all pasta is easy to cook, are you looking for stuffed pasta like Ravioli or any pasta like the spaghets, linguine, rotini, ziti, etc.?

      Rotini Master Race!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Penne is easy. I used to make that with a white sauce and side of Itallian sausages.

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they cut down the artifacts you can buy on the normal store and some other items.
    >they split up the rewards for every bounty and dilluted them even more, so there's less chance of getting a certain tech note/BD/artifact without spending more tickets. same thing on scrimmages.
    unless i'm not seeing anything here, it's worse.
    john nexon...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's quite the opposite, instead of drawing from a pool of every academy's DVDs, for example, you pick the one you need and it's just one out of 3/4, same with books and artifacts, it lets you spend 6 tickets at once on a more focused pool of resources instead of arbitrarily spending 2 on DVDs 2 on books and 2 on artifacts each day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I see now that you mention it.

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bitchin

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1706594903055303003?s=20
    Cute EX and cute VA

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WANDAFUR

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HA! HA! HA! HA!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not what I was expecting but pleasantly surprised.

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone have a guide on which student should be prioritized on getting to 5 star?
    Got quite a few elephs while blowing THE LOAD on this banner so I was wondering about that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mika > your tanks > your favorites
      Don't forget you need elephs for their unique equipments

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the next important banner after this one?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iroha rerun if you don't have her, Maid Arisu/Bunny Toki and Summer Saki/Miyako if you want them (none of them are limited though) and the most important one of all; the 2.5 Anniversary banner where you'll definitely want to spend at least 1-2 sparks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      must pull? the anniversary swimsuit ones. Rabbit swimsuits can be debated but for the most part no one's on must-have level. might vary depending on your roster and desires. if you're planning to do torment it's another story, but you wouldn't be asking this kind of question in that case. That's only talking about the new students, so for example if you don't have Iroha, she's super good and important to get

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Re-runs
      Iroha
      Swimsuit Mashiro

      >new units
      Minori
      Swimsuit Shiroko
      Swimsuit Ui (has 100 free rolls tied to her gacha)

  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it feel like I'm getting LESS overall items now with the bounty change. I get its more targeted toward the schools now but it feels like the amount of items from the same tickets is less.

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >120 rolls
    >no nykayoko
    >shiroko dupe
    >6k pyros left
    ん。It's over.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we WARNED you!

      you'll still be able to scrounge together those 30 rolls from your momo talks, this event rewards (thankfully, unlike most reruns, this one is 2 weeks) and the stuff we'll get from the web event, don't lose heart!

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI DO NOT EVEN HAVE A LEVELED ARU

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the loot bonus student roster is a bit tight for this event. RIP.
      I only got 100% bonuses.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only had 60% with my roster for the Lucky bags. Gave me a reason to finally redeem ん。

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sir do not redeem!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      your other students will pick up the slack, you only need to clear the stage by any means necessary for the bonus to register and then use a proper team to get 3 stars

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got everyone

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's people with more luck and/or money than me
    This is so unfair

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >threads starts as off-topic coomer bait
    >somehow develops into actually talking about a videogame
    am I in bizarro Ganker right now?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what happens when you don’t have secondary gays shitting up the thread and the resident seaBlack person b*kini schizo is asleep.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pasta smuggling is NOT a joke

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP is not even close to usual coomer bait

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ravioli is sacred

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calling it coomer bait is pretty far fetched imho

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because we had 2 threads when they made this, the attempt of a coomer one and a game talk one, the game reached max post and everybody moved here to continue the discussion

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I make Izuna FASTER?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      by buffing her with onsen Chinatsu?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >onsen Chinatsu
        FRICK don't have her. Any other methods?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          her attack is already pretty fast. what are you even trying to clear to begin with?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just want to see super sonic speed force ADHD speed.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i meaaan Airi has passive attack speed for allies i guess, can't think of anyone else off the top of my head. borrow an oChinatsu from someone though for maximum speeeeeeeed, will have to wait for next week though, since there's no raid up at the moment. Summer Izuna might be even faster though if you max her sub and passive skills

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll for her

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        her abilities sound busted as hell

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She pretty much is mandatory for PVP if you want high ranks
          Outside of that she's a filler role for some raids

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah the skill cost reduction at the start of battle immediately made me think of Shun cancer

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got 2.4k gems left
    when are the next good banners?
    I fricked up??

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when are the next good banners?
      There's maid Alice and Toki, but they're not limited and aren't top tier. But they're sure cute. Other than that there should be Iroha banner rerun at some point, but the next real juicy banners are the 2.5th anni event.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 month drought you're fine

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >4 month drought
        You're forgetting someone.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reipa!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          not looking forward to secondaries calling her cotton candy pastel colors trans

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            A good start would be to stop letting trannies live in your head rent free

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one is actually that much of a secondary/tertiary moron... right? Most homosexuals I know that know about this game already think it's gross and don't touch it because the students (minors) want to frick sensei (an adult).

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty sure when she was revealed in JP some moron on twitter already did it so yeah

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >have 1 spark
          >have to decide between maid alice and reisa
          pain

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >have a bit over 1 spark right now
            >could probably scrounge together another one from all my Momotalks and upcoming total assaults/etc
            >hav to decide if I want to risk rolling for Aru or Kayoko and hope to have enough for both Arisu and Reisa

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We only have fanservice Aris maid and bunny Toki, otherwise we don't have anything to pick for a long while

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are my 900 pouches...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She ate them.

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These things fricking suck, criminals spent their money on THIS?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's already established the evil ones are not so smart

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the hell is her EX cost only 2? How is that fair?
    I have to use NYFuuka/Ui to make Hinata tolerable as she's my only other blue AoE unit that isn't Chise

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hinata's AoE is a volley of 5 bombs. If a target is sufficiently big, it can hit the same enemy up to 5 times for x5 the damage. Well, realistically probably not all 5, maybe up to 3, or 4 times. And, well, NYutsuki is limited, so obviously she's powerful.

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did it!
    I beat Blue Archive!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not doing that until the event is over

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ran out of activity reports

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do the event and cash in those. Already cashed all the purple ones.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      People laughed when I said I farmed reports hard during 2x and 3x campaigns and always clear out event shops for reports. Now I’m set for emergency leveling of at least 8 students at any time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        honestly at some point players have to be starved for these things. I got myself the 10 pack from expert permits and mutsuki immediately burned through it by... leveling from 64 to 68

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that real?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heheheh...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        GIWTWM

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep thinking they're called the "KaiteBlack folk" for some reason.

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mika, hina, miyu doujins
    >melodramatic, dialogue is the artist pouring out his heart
    >mutsuki, neru, alice doujins
    >no drama, only intense womb pounding sex
    Why is it like this, bros?

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick NYMutsuki ex is fun to use

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >save up 7200 dubloons as quick as possible for the Kimono Kayoko
    >don't get her
    >probably won't be able to now

    I'm sick of this shit. I'm saving for a spark. What should I save for that I can reasonably get enough for a spark for in time for the banner?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What you should be doing now is saving 2, better yet 3 sparks for the 2.5th anniversary. You should be able to if you start RIGHT NOW and don't waste any pyros until then. Not sure you've got the willpower for it though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why 3

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          to get all three of them even in the the worst case scenario. technically you need 2.5. but dumping 2 sparks in the anniversary banner isn't a bad idea either due to its double SSR rates

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            S.Ui, S.Hinata, S.Hanako, Wakamo. One extra spark in case you get unlucky and not be able to get all the rate-up characters from just the rolls.

            What you should be doing now is saving 2, better yet 3 sparks for the 2.5th anniversary. You should be able to if you start RIGHT NOW and don't waste any pyros until then. Not sure you've got the willpower for it though.

            Done. I will save crystals for she.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          S.Ui, S.Hinata, S.Hanako, Wakamo. One extra spark in case you get unlucky and not be able to get all the rate-up characters from just the rolls.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      well how much money is in your bank account?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What you should be doing now is saving 2, better yet 3 sparks for the 2.5th anniversary. You should be able to if you start RIGHT NOW and don't waste any pyros until then. Not sure you've got the willpower for it though.

      >I bet I can get her in the 80 pulls I have, I am lucky
      >pull 3 fat purps
      >3 X Serina (Christmas)

  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think people in this thread are missing the big picture: why there is a duffel bag full of raviolis, and why it seems to excite/embarrass Mutsuki?

  132. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICK IT'S REAL YOU GUYS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shitmiko

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, I thought they voiced her L2D. I love her so much...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked it enough to put as one of my main lobbies. Shame it’s not voice acted.

        Don't older L2Ds get voice acting eventually? Soon, Shimikobros, soon...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it enough to put as one of my main lobbies. Shame it’s not voice acted.

  133. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha...

  134. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even possible to 3-star in a single run? Or is it one of those ancient challenge quests that were designed with mutually exclusive conditions?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it even possible to 3-star in a single run?
      yes, the challenge task to complete it in a certain time period is not doable at the same time though, going through all the nodes for the 3-star takes too long.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, I'll spend some more time solving this then.

        https://youtu.be/DFFWmKYuLCA?t=214

        I can use the search function too. I was just asking if it's possible.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't think there's a single strategy map in the game that's not possible to 3* in a single run, if you're capable of getting S-ranks in the battles of course. However, getting the present box in some hard stages and the speedrun in some challenges can't be done in the same run as a min-turn 3-star one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=214

  135. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, this the best OP I've seen in a long time

  136. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OVER 100 KG OF PUSSY AND ASS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sensei, I can see her chocolate starfish.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      YUUKA SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  137. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone post Megu's Café tap animation? My phone is too shit to record stuff at a decent framerate

  138. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    raviunny raviunny give me the mutsuki dicky

  139. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 spark on hold
    >saving for Reisa and b. Toki
    >want NY Aru, Kayoko and Mutsuki
    I'm not gonna make it

  140. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this Arcie person the English Blue Archive person keeps putting on with an Arona vtuber avatar?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      CM = community manager AKA glorified janny

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I keep thinking CM means commercial because Japanese "CM" videos are just that, so I keep thinking those "CM Arcie" livestreams are one of those event livestreams.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        CM = dicky Master

  141. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mutsuki after eating all of that ravioli.

  142. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Robot guy tryies to run bird restaurant into the ground
    >Kaiser banks run by robots
    >Kaiser is run by robots
    >PS68 event bad guy is a robot
    Are all robots in Kivotos buttholes while the animal people are good?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      These ones are usually neutral, just employed to evil bosses, everything else yeah those are all a mafia/army

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animal people just seem incompetent compared to robots.
      Robots are buttholes but at least they get things done

  143. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick

  144. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just barely scraped into plat at 4982

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ez

  145. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a Wildhunt Academy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah
      we haven't (officially) seen any student from there yet though
      there's also a Maritime school that's yet to be seen

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's an Academy revolving around any form of art, some momo talks mention stuff like paintings and music coming from there.

  146. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat pig

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MoMo Talk is about eating, cooking, or blowing things up

      Many such cases. SAD!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      STOMP STOMP STOMP

  147. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread is dying, post THAT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rio did nothing wrong.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not feet friday yet

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whoops.

          Kill Alice.

  148. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New ravioli thread?

  149. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have given Rio another chance if she actually manned up and showed herself.
    Sending a lil' bot is pussy mode.
    Even the girl she attempted murder on forgave her and yet she still fricked off somewhere.
    Rio b***h c**t shithead motherfricker wienergobling moronic watermunching assplowing b***h harded Black personastic hoe shitty horseshitted assblown b***h

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, you already said this. Get net material before you embarrass yourself further, repost-kun.

  150. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ASuna is too hot for her archetype. She's an absolute genki moron while having an absolutely banger body made for birthing sixteen children.
    Sexual activity with Asuna should be illegal due to her copious amounts of mental moronation.
    With her character, she should like Megu or something if they wanted to keep the breasts. She's too hot for the genki archetype otherwise.

  151. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that Miyu saw sensei naked as he was coming down from space and all she has in her mind now is wieners

  152. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT ARE THOSE

  153. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come there's so very few girls that actually wear matching uniforms? The Abydos girls are like the only ones with some uniformity to their clothing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kivotos is a third world country where students wear casual clothes, not counting the mob girls

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