>"""celebration of gaming"""

>"""celebration of gaming"""
>actual gameplay is shit because the people who care about that aren't the target audience

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OP isn't creative, so complains
    shut up, meg.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am bad at the game
    All you had to say

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >worst input lag in the series
      >barely responsive controls (shitty buffer system)
      he's right. this makes the gameplay awful.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude I gots the superhuman reaction times
        No you don't, you would play real game/sport, stop lying to yourself.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The game moves very slow and is therefore bad. I'm sorry your brain isn't fast enough to notice how sluggish the game really feels yourself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Bro I have the reaction times of a pro athlete
            No you don't turd worlder

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No one said that. What I demand from smash ultimate is perfectly reasonable. When I play ultimate I immediately notice how slow it moves and deemed it a horrible game as a result. This will happen for anyone who is at the very least human. You do not need to be fricking superman to expect a video game to run at a normal speed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't even understand what his is complaining about
                Input lag has nothing to do with the speed the game is running
                Turd worlder moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am done typing to you, you are genuinely moronic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gets btfo
                >I'm leaving
                Ya that's right walk away b***h

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >game designed for slow as shit LCDs has input lag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely a (You) issue. Git gud.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny thing is most switch sales up to Animal Crossing were due to tr4.5h even though everyone complained about how dogshit the online was but NOBODY was willing to admit it's shit since they bought a whole console to play it. It's only when Steve ruined the game that smashies finally admitted ultimate is shit lmfao.

        Tpbp

        Definitely a (You) issue. Git gud.

        Not an argument. have a nice day homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sad schizo Black person now resorts to samegaygin
          lel, lmao even

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              holy seethe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy no arguments 😀 You don't have to cape for tr4.5h anymore zoomie. Just pretend you bought a switch for Metroid or whatever.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignoring steve and sonic being god awful to fight, its not that bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can name 20 characters that still ruin the game that isn't sonic or steve

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't get mad at this game even when I take it relatively seriously

    If I win, its because I'm good, if I lose, lol who cares its smash, this is the mentality you should always have when playing this game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're a dk gay there is no sympathy in my soul for you at all you grab bair mashing frick

      people will say DK LE BAD yet have the most dedicated super serious no fun labbers and then will go on to easily beat Sparg0 numerous times

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss his Smash 4 custom up-B.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because it was the best one?? not surprising for a braindead gorilla like you

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't care still picking Pyra and Mythra

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I like it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lead dev wants people to treat the game as the crazy fun party game
    >design online so you're strongly encouraged to do the 1v1 no items compgay bullshit over and over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they also balance their characters off elite smash

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Visuals are just smash 4
    >Sacrifices good single player content and in depth characters for quantity
    >Overuse of third Pablo’s.
    >Main Campaign is just an events mode
    >Reddit franchises like Minecraft, Sonic, Xenoblade, and Persona?(Wait, isn’t this a PlayStation franchise) all top tier.
    >Heavies and most of the important characters are all bottom tier
    >Being a game for 6 year olds, is not a real competitive games.

    >Fanbase is full of zoomer reddit crybabies. That and also troony groomers.

    Smash sux and Nintendo sux. Smash clones usually fail too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are just smash 4
      And it looks worse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Smash clones usually fail too.
      Why does every smash clone insist on having directional special inputs by the way? (Instead of just having specials be separate buttons).

      I get why smash does it, they feel some obligation to do things the way they've always done it and can't possibly allow an approach that would make their precious gamecube controller seem inferior for lack of available buttons. But what the frick is the point in making a smash clone if you're just going to copy smash's flaws?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of that is wrong, and you suck at smash games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Main Campaign is just an events mode
        >Reddit franchises like Minecraft, Sonic, Xenoblade, and Persona?(Wait, isn’t this a PlayStation franchise) all top tier.
        >Heavies and most of the important characters are all bottom tier.
        >Fanbase is full of zoomer reddit crybabies. That and also troony groomers.

        Not him, how is any of this wrong? Smashies were proven to be only second to Minecraft youtubers in grooming.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you're a dk gay there is no sympathy in my soul for you at all you grab bair ma-OUCH OUCH STOP STOP OUCH OUCH MAH BALLS OUCH OUCH!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Donkey kong using his fricking hands?? Ur doing it wrong just dash attack so you can get all the free advantage you want
      braindead moron

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blame Sakurai for gimping Melee. You had the best of both worlds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the gameplay is not BAD is just that after Melee it feels like 10/10 gameplay to 7/10 gameplay

      The game moves very slow and is therefore bad. I'm sorry your brain isn't fast enough to notice how sluggish the game really feels yourself.

      Melee was a trash rushed game for smelly troon pedophiles that ran like it was on crack. Using the same glitches does not make a good game.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People still play this? I thought even compgays hated it because of steve.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the gameplay is not BAD is just that after Melee it feels like 10/10 gameplay to 7/10 gameplay

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone else miss the cool final smashes from Brawl (and Smash 4 to an extent)? now it's just "press a button and a flashy attack happens"

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2020 metoo movement happens
    >nearly 100 pedos are outed
    >like 95% of them are brawl/smash4/ultimate players
    >everyone remembers it as a melee thing
    This has always confused me, why does this happen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was mostly a melee thing, they just rushed the literal who's out the backdoor. All the ult accusations outside nairo and cinnpie where fake af.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was mostly a melee thing
        >also only 5% of them were melee players

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I can't read
          Out of the 100, 10 where melee players who actually did it 10 where falsly accused melee players, and the rest of the ult accusations where fake outside nairo and cinnpie, like I already said.

          >I don't remember
          >I remember perfectly
          Pick a lane homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which ones were fake, do you remember any? If you cannot name the fake cases then you are simply making shit up to fit your narrative

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >troony logic
              Lmao, go suck jisu's dick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can't name any
                didn't think so

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't even realize that the ringleaded of the fake me toos was just told to him
                Yep, you don't know shit about what happened, stop pretending you do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                DLC always ruin games. They need to be appealing so they are always broken on launch. If they aren't they're always unusable and not sold

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    peak ssbu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DLC ruined everything

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if Namco games didnt have 8 frames of baked in input delay offline they wouldnt feel like shit

    You mash down on the control stick to pass through a platform and it just doesnt work sometimes

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game was never meant to be competitive. Sakurai said it isn't. The only people who take this game seriously are gay moron ped-
    >There was a massive outing of actual grooming pedophiles in the competitive scene like a couple years ago
    >Majority of the playerbase actively support them anyway
    Point proven.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >celebration of gaming
    It is, Ultimate's achievements in terms of representation to what gaming is supposed to be are a miracle that will never happen again, 39 franchises spanning some of the most successful gaming mascots ever deceived by all of humanity from a diverse set of companies and genres all gathered in one single game must have been a licensing hell that I wouldn't wish to my worst enemy, yet Nintendo and Sakurai went out of their way to give it to us.

    And that's not counting the 200+ collection of IPs not represented in non playable ways.

    >actual gameplay is shit
    Objectively wrong, game is fun.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >but it's ok that it's shit because my heckin wholesome banjo and sora from two of the greatest series of all time, banjo-kazooie and kingdom hearts, are in it so it's le good!

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely agree. Did you watch his latest video?
    What a hack.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People defend Ultimate's controls? The game feels like you're playing in mud. You can press A, and your attack won't come out until six frames after you've pressed it. Imagine how many combos this game would have had it not been for the input delay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >M-MUH INPUT DELAAAAY WAAAAAAAA!
      cringe Black person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post your hours in Ultimate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          omega cringe Black person

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I win

            >Imagine how many combos this game would have had it not been for the input delay.
            that's not how combos work

            What do you mean?
            >6 frame input delay
            >Less time to perform a followup
            >1-2 frame input delay
            >More time to perform a followup

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't understand delay or buffer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I am spouting gibberish to win le internet debate
                Prove me wrong.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you would simply press the button 4-5 frames earlier

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>6 frame input delay
              >>Less time to perform a followup
              You just buffer it...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              These are the people that say that Smash Bros is the best fighting series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine how many combos this game would have had it not been for the input delay.
      that's not how combos work

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I win

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Truth is, every character in Ultimate should've had an X factors instead of giving them to DLC characters only.

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