Celeste 64

Have you played the best 3D platformer of 2024? It's free!
https://maddymakesgamesinc.itch.io/celeste64

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TRIGGER WARNING:
The following game might have a gay character in it. Do not play if you are sensitive to or obsessed with idpol.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finding out madeline is trans was my biggest nut

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you nut with no balls?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a game or a 2 hour tech demo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry your head it has everything you like. 40 hours long. Open world. Multiplayer with battle pass. Crafting systems!! God, who the frick would want to play a platformer that's only 2 hours long? That's not nearly enough time to enjoy the whole jumping on platforms thing, is it?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao. Im tired of stupid fan games "with potential" that stop before they go anywhere. Will be avoiding this and hopefully the dev makes a real game!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's hoping the owners of Celeste sue the pants off these arrogant fan game makers who think they're allowed to waste our precious time with free bite sized fun games to play!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you know that a lot of the best rpgmaker shizogames are actually fangames of existing titles?
            the fact that it's a fangame doesn't mean that it's creator can call techdemo a game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's this yeah I'm not downloading it.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    trannie game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >troony game
      No thanks

      Every post made by OP is just dripping with seethe. As expected of a troony.

      NPC responses

      the reason all these responses are so mild is because you came in with the intent to piss people off.
      All other bait posts are still made by people who frequent the site. You come across as a single gay infiltrator trying to own the chuds
      you're forcing it too hard, you'll give your neo-vegana hemorrhoids

      Gay infiltrators are trying to FORCE innocent Gankerirgins into discussing or god forbid even playing video games. We need to flush them out (by copy pasting old ass buzzwords).

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >troony game
    No thanks

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every post made by OP is just dripping with seethe. As expected of a troony.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the warning, I won't touch that game.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    humina humina
    what a pretty lady op is

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the reason all these responses are so mild is because you came in with the intent to piss people off.
    All other bait posts are still made by people who frequent the site. You come across as a single gay infiltrator trying to own the chuds
    you're forcing it too hard, you'll give your neo-vegana hemorrhoids

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing Celeste right now and its one of the most beautiful things I've ever experienced. I've never had a game try to elevate me as a person before or make my soul feel like it's not black.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what they say, you're either a Mild Celester or a

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should make a TEIN64. God I fricking love The End Is Nigh what a great game. Greatest fricking Platformer of 2017 and 2018 and 2019 and 2020 and 2021 and 2022 and maybe ever. Such a unique style and atmosphere, the story told solemnly without any preachy message, with the tight and juicy controls of a little boy ass. Played through it 100% 5 times since. Now THIS game should be put up there with all the other pop indies that are at-most 8/10 ehh not masterpieces but they're 'ight. FRICK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      also the soundtrack is good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how Ridiculon's greatest work are covers of classic music.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is actually Ed's magnum opus
      fricking RADIATES soul

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    trannie game. Dial 8.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they really turn Celeste into a troon?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    low effort faux retro slop existing solely to cynically exploit the current creatively bankrupt wave of retro nostalgia is not real video games and doesn't belong on Ganker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a real game with real gameplay, schizo-kun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TFPBP. Behead homosexuals, literal and figurative alike.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game 3d
    😐
    >game 64
    :O

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks nice. Will check it out later. Thanks OP.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks nothing like N64 graphics i despise poser retro shit. No thanks

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the best 3D platformer of 2024
    I guess it is true when there's zero competition whatsoever

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically thanks for the warning

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plug in controller
    >it just works without having to dick with customization
    I appreciate the QoL they put into this neat little free game. The movement is pretty fun and gives you a lot of options. If they made a full length game with this setup, I'd buy it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>plug in controller
      >>it just works without having to dick with customization
      You are like those normalgays who praise AAA games for doing the bare minimum

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, I'm not trans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're obsessed with them tho.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it run on a 64, and I'll play it.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >maddymakesgamesinc
    you are not a woman

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I downloaded it, forgot to try it out.
    Hoping to use this as yet another tool to learn from for 3D platforming development.
    Related, what are the better 3D platformers to learn from? Mario 64, Rayman 2, what else?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already knew it is a troony game.
    homosexual developers only revealed this after the game was released.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a platformer game, poltard.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game will never be discussed for its gameplay ever again

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the heads up op. Will avoid.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not a Mario 64 mod

    Meh

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not playing the troony game

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