>Chaos faction that takes over in Space Marine 2 is Tzeentch
>There's been a lot of Tzeentch representation in 40k as of late
Is Tzeentch the new poster boy for Chaos this decade?
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>Chaos faction that takes over in Space Marine 2 is Tzeentch
>Khorne was every kid's favorite in the 2000s
>Nurgle somehow overtook Khorne's popularity in 2010s
>INB4 they try to make Slaanesh appealing
any attempt at mainstream Slaanesh would be awful, they'd have to censor it so much there'd be no point in even trying to represent them for a general audience. Tzeentch is the last, but arguably hardest because you have to have good writers for a good Tzeentch plot
But would it appeal to kids?
>Blue and gold
>Funny and cool designs for demons
>Cool soldiers
Tzeench runs a prank youtube channel?
>Implying he wouldn't
it's all a part of the plan, I just need to get mangos
>Makes big announcement about his prank channel
>Doesn't upload anything
probably, it doesn't have to be a good plot, it's just what the boi is known for
Black Legion and Khorne are the easiest to do generic plots for a video game
That IRL tho
>Slaanesh
>Villain
>In woke Workshop
lmao. lol
Only pozzed thing I heard from GW is:
>AoS's story
>Black female soldiers or space marines in the recent Space Wolves novel
>A tech priest that goes by they/them
>A tech priest that goes by they/them
Considering Belisarius Cawl, I'm not sure if that's actually woke.
>WE ARE LITERALLY THREE homieS
>>A tech priest that goes by they/them
Gender is a thing of the flesh, not of the blessed Machine.
>>A tech priest that goes by they/them
Emperor didn't design the Mahreens; he consulted some woman back on Mars about it 🙂
>they/them
Tech heresy. Transgenic Blasphemy
Like in
example, the they/them can be quite literal and he isn't the only one to fuse his mind with other tech priests, though Cawl is probably the only one who has done it a dozen times and somehow remained still functional.
And no it's not a hivemind thing, it's literally taking the brain of another and "stapling" it to your own brain taking in all it has to offer and while the main Techpriest will sort of stay the seat of consciousness his personality will take traits from the absorbed brain or outright become a schizo with more than one.
Man falls to slanesh from giving torture to homosexuals, bamn slannesh villain.
Slaanesh is the chaos god of excess, not necessarily of sex or homosexualry. Though too much of that stuff could lead you down that path to damnation.
>god of excess
Not really. He's diametrically opposed to Khorne since Khorne is excessive pain and death and Slaanesh is excessive life and pleasure.
Nurgle is excess.
Slaanesh is sensation.
I thought that Slaanesh was both, and that's why you have freaks like The Emperors Children just murderfricking to get the ultimate high since they hit their dopamine od centuries ago
They just need to add more crab claws and rebrand Slaanesh as the chaos god of Crab
We are born of the crab, made men by the crab, undone by the crab. Our claws are yet to open...
That's around the time the zombie fad took off.
>Khorne
metalheads
>Nurgle
zombies
Now Tzeentch for all the super smarty smart people who "trust science"
>super smarty smart people
you know who else is blue, up his own ass, and loves planning shit? Omegon
Alpharius go to bed
It was more Nurgle who GW was pushing recently and Tzeentch did get some love. Black Legion are still the main ones though.
Tzeentch is easily the most understandable chaos god ironically enough.
Most won't understand wanting to fight forever for no reason, or getting fricked with a barbwire bat to make your balls tingle, or wanting to joyously half melt with leprotic AIDS, but wanting shit to go your way or having a frick ton of space magic is something people would easily fall for.
I mean allegiance to tzeentch just sounds fricking rad, you basically become a wizard in exchange for cooking ntr plots and writing your dialogues like sandro
ENTER
You will never be a real chaos god
Vashtorr the ACK-iphane
No
As a god he has the most depth.
The others are all just basic urges.
It's also the chaos God that takes you over in rogue trader
It's the first time his forces are in any video game, calm down.
So what the frick happened to the series? I heard booty is back as well as the lion.
It's slowly turning into Marvel with primarchs being essentially marvel characters
GW can sell more plastic army men and paint for the plastic army men if they bring back the "long lost" characters from the lore.
Going the opposite direction of what they did to oldHammer and probably for the better, except a lot of the new writers are shit.
Overall I like the idea of the empire getting its shit back together, however complaints that this kinda goes against the theme of the series are valid.
They are just giving them a little leg up, the rest of the galaxy also has become more grim than a few editions ago, the Imperium is split in two, Tyranids and Necron are stomping everything, Chaos is still wanking themselves over splitting the galaxy in two.
How is Nurgle excess you moron? Do you think he also stands for being fat? Only if you accept it as disease. Nurgle is stability and inevitability and is directly opposed to Tzeench who stands for change and ambition.
well it can't be fricked up forever. the story has to move somewhere and come to an end eventually.
>come to an end eventually.
lol, the point is to have a setting, not tell a story.
then what's this massive ass story in the setting im looking at? 40k will always be able to be dipped into just like 30k. we'll probably get to 50k and have a completely different dynamic between all the factions. point is, you can't just have nothing change or it will feel like nothing matters no matter what anyone does.
You'd figure they'd be shoving more Slaanesh shit, since we're bound to get Emperor's Children this edition.
He’s the most marketable. Khorne is ultraviolence, blood, skulls ( China ). Nurgle is obvious, Slaanesh is obvious.
They've already done a ton of Khorne and Nurgle. They switch out what god they're doing every couple years, and it's just bird boy's turn. Slaanesh is obvious though yeah.
how can anyone have respect for a creature that is rendered utterly harmless by writing his name down on a piece of paper?
I know the thread is about 40k but do you know how rare paper is in WHFRP? A book is more expensive than a firearm.
Can't you just etch his name into a piece of leather like a boot?
>Is Tzeentch the new poster boy for Chaos this decade?
With Tzeentch, you'll never know.
Tzeentch was the main bad guy in Warhammer Online.
Best Chaos God tbh
Always has been. Trust the plan. Tzeentch '40K
The thing about Tzeentch's plan is that I'm 99% sure you can just do nothing worthwhile and he'll still be rubbing his hands like a Saturday morning cartoon villain going "good, good!"
Doing nothing furthers his goals whether you realize it or not. He's just too high IQ for you to get it.
Well he obviously anticipated you to be a smartass about it and do nothing just to spite him
I think the last time Tzeentch was the central focus Chaos god was Age of Reckoning.
Way can't Chaos Marines look this cool? They all look like fricking morons.
Haha, funny blue birds!
After 2020 it definitely isn't going to be Nurgle. Slaanesh is still a bit too much for normalgay-facing material. And Khorne's already everyone's favorite.
It's Tzeentch's turn.
tzeentch has the most potential to produce interesting video game environments and gameplay
>gaming becomes more of a money-making machine than a hobby
>jewgod is the new popular one
like fricking pottery