>Villain stares directly into the camera as time slows to a pause >He monologues about what a pathetic loser you are for five minutes or so before turning back to the other characters and time resumes
>character's name is Matthew
the most boring and basic b***h name. i honestly feel bad for people with commoner names like Mark, John, David, James, William, Michael. imagine your parents being so lazy and thoughtless of your existence that instead of giving you a unique, meaningful name they come up with some derivative bullshit on the spot >uuuuuuuuh lets name him Paul or some shit
if you've ever shared a name with another person in your class, workplace, or extended family, you're a npc. sorry. better luck next life.
IRL name is Nick and Phoenix Wright caught me so fricking off guard. I was convinced it was pulling a Psycho Mantis thing and reading the DS' player name but nope it's just his nickname, which I guess is a pun but simply confused me when I was playing it.
>buy a bunch of katanas >set them up on the stairs, embedding them into the walls >set up a rolling chair next to the stairs >blindfold yourself and roll down the stairs
why such an inefficient method?
>anon forgets to take his meds
>games says your social security number and bank account info
>boss photoshops himself into your family photos
>your family suddenly acts like you've always had that uncle
Not only that but I also taught you how to ride a bike.
Time to pay the piper.
Laura noticed me?
>frog
Dogshit thread
I thought this happened the first time I played Catherine
Vincent is a cool name
It was a lot dumber than that, my name isn't Vincent
>character says he'll be right over
>you start hearing knocks at your door
>Villain stares directly into the camera as time slows to a pause
>He monologues about what a pathetic loser you are for five minutes or so before turning back to the other characters and time resumes
I've had that happen with GTA 5, just as I was going to sleep. A ped said "What's up Brandon", I think. I was going to sleep.
let's go brandon
>character's name is Matthew
the most boring and basic b***h name. i honestly feel bad for people with commoner names like Mark, John, David, James, William, Michael. imagine your parents being so lazy and thoughtless of your existence that instead of giving you a unique, meaningful name they come up with some derivative bullshit on the spot
>uuuuuuuuh lets name him Paul or some shit
if you've ever shared a name with another person in your class, workplace, or extended family, you're a npc. sorry. better luck next life.
>t. Dongus
Settle down, Eugene
You're not native to your country of origin, aren't you?
That's easy to say when your name is LaMarcus Daquerius Washington
>boss says your name, address, and social security number
IRL name is Nick and Phoenix Wright caught me so fricking off guard. I was convinced it was pulling a Psycho Mantis thing and reading the DS' player name but nope it's just his nickname, which I guess is a pun but simply confused me when I was playing it.
This unironically happened to me in a single player gmod lobby, but they spelled my name wrong.
That part was really cool. One of the only times a game actually broke a tear from me
>character says they love you
>named Zach
>mfw playing Deadly Premonition
this one especially fricked me up since my last name is Morgan too
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN
>Uninstall
Frick these devs
>game makes novel arguments in favor of suicide and self-harm that you hadn't previously considered before and cannot easily dismiss
>buy a bunch of katanas
>set them up on the stairs, embedding them into the walls
>set up a rolling chair next to the stairs
>blindfold yourself and roll down the stairs
why such an inefficient method?
>be white
>character with your name in media is always black
thanks mom and dad
hey marcus
>character turns stops moving and turns around facing the screen
>smiles at you
>comes through the screen