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what are they so excited about?
the nintendo partner showcase on 2/20/24
New booster just dropped
New gacha
Grizzly wins every time
how about chimpanzees against a polar bear who would win
bears are stronger and tankier than any ape, it's not even a contest
also they have sharp claws
a more interesting matchup would be against a hippo
most people would probably say the hippo would win because he's such a massive tank, but a bear is quicker and smart enough to go for weak spots like the eyes
Hippo would frick the bear up.
chimpanzees hunt in packs, can throw rocks and swing in trees
Bear claws are actually pretty blunt because they use them for everything, climbing, digging, foraging, etc and they don't retract so they are more like a dog's claw except a bear is fricking ginormous and strong as all hell so its claws can still frick things up, even other bears can have their hides ripped by bear claws.
Bear destroys a gayrilla any day of the week.
nothing short of an elephant is beating a hippo
orca
They would never even meet but yeah an orca would butcher a hippo, especially since hippos can't actually swim
Rhinos can beat Hippos.
Only if they get lucky because rhinos are fricking dumb.
Anon, that hippo died, the lions jumped on it's back and dug in it's flesh until they reached the spine and severed it
that's how lions hunt hippos and yes lions do hunt hippos
But the Gorilla's got that dawg in him.
Gorilla can easily dodge the bear paws, locate the bear's weak spots with its superior ape intellect (at least 80 IQ) and hit them until the bear dies of exploding ribcage or imploding heart. It can also use its superior dexterity to get on top of it and choke it out, or gouge its eyes out, ending the fight right there. Truth is, as much raw strength as the bear has, they will never outsmart what is basically a proto-human with the strength of 100 adult men. Luckily for them, gorillas are docile and don't live in the same ecosystem
have you ever SEEN a bear and gorilla fight?
yeah that's what I thought, you're just speculating
I have actually
I refuse to believe there is no underground animal face-off gladiator-style, held by some bored but rich Arab oil tycoons.
If gorillas had brains like humans and were trained fighters then gorillas would win every time with strength like that. But that's not reality so yeah I guess so
I fricking HATE bears, and I hope they all die, but unfortunately the bear would BTFO the gorilla.
how was this EVER a question
the gorilla would get completely massacred, it wouldn't even be close
hey gorilla try using a sharp object and btfo these metagays
Gorillas aren't real
gorilla has a higher skill cap. bear only wins if its button masher vs button masher.
Jesus
The bear would win. Because bears are cuter and cooler than gorillas
Money on the bear despite thinking the gorilla could probably fight better
>thinking the gorilla could probably fight better
You'd think wrong
Meant what
meant. The bear being made with the ability to fight other bears means it already outclasses the gorilla, but ah shit
I was about to say what if a gorilla was roughly similar size with fur/hide to match but then that ain't a gorilla
>casually takes a shit in the middle of the fight
0:56 domination witnessed
Remember, we drove a species of bear larger than grizzlies extinct in our prehistory
Rock is fricking OP
Reminder that gorillagays are still holding out hope for sasquatch DLC
If it's kung fu gorilla then bear is fricked + monkey can dual wield two handed weapons
there are surviving descriptions of bear vs lion fights staged by the romans
You can't prove these fights actually happened and it wasn't just ancient Romans shitposting like we are doing in this very thread
> I deflowered your mother in the amphitheater.
> t. Dissius
There is literally zero chance a silverback could beat a grizzly. Grizzlys weigh about twice as much and are about eight feet tall. Gorillas are human size, just fat and they dont have fangs or claws as dangerous as a grizzlys. Wouldnt even be a contest. There are humans alive right now who could beat a gorilla, but no human who ever lived could fight off a grizzly bare handed.
>there are humans alive right now who could beat a gorilla
bare handed? no fricking way
i see what you did there
>There are humans alive right now who could beat a gorilla
I don't think so, even if you take an elite fighter, athlete, strongman, and put him against one of the weaker gorillas like a lowland gorilla I don't think it's easy since gorillas are very tough compared to human beings who are inherently frail on the animal spectrum. A silverback gorilla no way. Not without a weapon, pointy stick at the least.
Ah I see you’ve been watching instagram where low IQ apes think that UFC fighters are the strongest deadliest guys on the planet because they do a professional sport
When you realize these Black folk come to the USA just to do MMA for millions of dollars you’ll realize they aren’t so tough. Pampered.
if UFC fighters are bad at fighting why don't you bonk them in a ring and earn a million dollars for yourself?
Gorillas have huge fangs and a moronicly strong bite force cause they chew on tough plants all day and are not fat by any means, they are as jacked as they look, hell there are barely any animals that are actual walking tubs of lard, even hippos are in reality rock hard blocks of pure muscle
That said a gorilla will literally never win against a grizzly bear, it's impossible
they re not, they re 160 kg which is basically the Big Show, but lots of that weight is bone, i bet the fur weights qutie a bit, and sicne they eat plant they have a huge belly full of shit probably, so I bet they re not thaty tough. All thet got is strong big face to not get KOed, quite strong arms, and bite force. But i bet some dude could wrestle this piece of shit down and step on its trachea, dont even ned a knife. If i had training and roids maybe i could kill one myself, prolly need some drugs too like amphetamines but i would kill this homie
you and any other moron would get mauled 5 seconds in. stop being deluded on the internet and do you homework instead zoomie
But have you ever wondered if you could like knock a Gorilla out?
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/k/sisters...not like this...
Texas man vs Florida man, who wins ?
texas man died to a fricking armadillo
So Florida mans wins by default?
>"Parry this you filthy casual"
>"Ok"
Would that happen with a Pangolin too?
I already find it hard to believe that an armadillo shell managed to deflect a bullet as much as i want it to be real so i doubt it, especially because pangolin armor isn't made of large layers like the armadillo and is instead just a bunch of really big scales
Donkey Kong would beat the shit out of Banjo
>live in a cool foresty mountain area
>cant enjoy it cause it has the biggest bear population in the world
frick these brown buttholes
A healthy bear population just keeps the casuals out. Including (You).
Could a gorilla win against a tiger or a lion?
100% no
Leopards hunt young Gorillas so it's possible, lions and tigers are massive and are both built to hunt large prey
Why do morons always pit the brown bear against animals that are well under its weight class like Gorillas, Lions, and Anacondas? Brown bears are to be matched up against Tigers, Hippos, Rhinos, and Elephants.
>Elephants.
Elephants should be matched with fricking dinosaurs not brown bear that can't do shit to them
The Romans say otherwise.
Bear = 1
Grillr = ded
Land animals rankings
Elephants > Rhinos > Hippos > Grizzly Bear
Giraffe is a wildcard due to its sheer size and leg strength but I feel the top four could overcome it.
Giraffe is minmaxxed to shit on smaller opponents
Looks about right.
>Grizzly stands up
>dumbass Rhino immediately shits itself and runs away
Some #2 land animal you have there.
>thinking that you can intimidate an animal that is almost blind and charges literally everything it sees
lmao
Black bear vs Gorilla vs Lion vs Crocodile
Who wins assuming they don't all pussy out immediately? Reminder that crocodiles have confirmed kills on tigers.
Theres 5 billion types of crocodiles, be more specific
Saltwater. Niles are pussies.
A saltie easily shits on every single animal you listed, a brown bear would be trouble but blacks are cowards
>third best matchup against Black Africano
>"pussies"
Really, anon?
No crocodile is a pussy, especially Niles who live and actively compete with lions
The only actual pussies are gators and caimans (not the black ones tho, they are honorary crocodiles)
Salties are fricking vicious. They have been reported as having been seen killing just for fun, leaving behind the kill. Catch is a bear is a fricking tank.
>strongest biteforce on earth vs tanky motherfricker
Would be a sight for the ages
It would be the fun one for sure.
all the croc would need is a single good bit and the bear is utter fricked
Yes. But it is also a glass cannon, and bears are every bit as fricking fast. As in reaction-wise. While the I haz goyburgerz sites love the fumbling bear vids, at the end of the day those thing get fat catching fish out of waterfalls.
>But it is also a glass cannon
Real life isn't a videogame, crocodiles are the only predators with built in-armor
crocodile >>>>> black bear >>> lion >>>>>>>>> gorilla
Crocodile would kill the other three in a 1v1 but in a four way fight on land it would get ganked from the sides while biting down on whichever of the three it targets first. Black bear would beat the lion and all three shit on the gorilla.
Could a Spanish Bull beat a Grizzly Bear?
Could a Kangaroo beat a Chimpanzee?
>8% of Burgers think they can kill an adult male African Elephant with their bare hands
>28% thing they couldn't beat a fricking rat in a fight