Characters who are literally unplayable in DnD?

Characters who are literally unplayable in DnD?
Its been 30 fricking years and no one has written a way to play with shadow jutsu.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its called reskin charm with a bonus or possession by ghost, both of which are easily implementable.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You could always play another game that lets you do that sort of thing.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried not playing d&d?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, a man with a machete broke into my house during game night and hacked two of my players to death whilst screaming

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Its been 30 fricking years and no one has written a way to play with shadow jutsu.
    I have no idea who shadow jutsu is and can only assume that it's some weeb zoomer shit, but I feel like this is something you should be able to pull off pretty effortlessly with Monk, the Dark Moon Disciple substitution level(s), and the Invisible Fist Alternative Class Feature, and then maybe go into the Shadowdancer PrC if you feel that's not enough. Another option is Unarmed Swordsage, investing in the Shadow Discipline (again potentially going into the Shadowdancer PrC).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are those zoomers in the room with you right now, Anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pretending he doesnt know
      weeb website

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he isn't a hardcore weaboo who doesn't watch/read entry level shit like naruto but instead gravitates towards obscure hardcore animu for real intellectuals like jojo, attack on titan, and sword art online

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Naruto was so new when I dropped out of anime, that the only way to watch it was to download episodes in Japanese, and they only had up to the Zabuza arc. Show was even fricking bad then.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >jojo, attack on titan, and sword art online
          absolute redditcore. you will need to update your list to include demon slayer however.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >attack on titan
          >obscure

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think that was much his point

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cast hold person, flavor it as your weeb shit
    /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. 4Elements Monks even get that very spell. OP needs the class to spoonfeed it to him.

      4elements can also do Fireball Jutsu with Burning Hands/Fireball.

      Any Monk and 3 levels of Sorcerer gets you all kinds of shit.
      >Mirror Image/Blur
      Shadow Clone Jutsu
      >Minor Illusion/Silent Image/Phantasmal Force/Disguise Self/Darkness/Invisibility
      Genjutsu
      >Gust of Wind/Warding Wind
      That b***h with the giant fan
      >Max's Earthen Grasp
      Garaa's Sand Coffin
      >Shield
      Turn into a fricking log when you get hit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to play as this specific character who doesn't fit into any archetypes so I am just going to multiclass into three different things that all require being high level despite most games never going beyond level 5
    Just stop playing D&D. You have many other systems and settings that does what you are trying to do but you refuse the bountiful gifts in front of you for familiarity.

  7. 2 years ago
    This thread sucks

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    Keep the prime content coming.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't even know where to begin converting Thomas Covenant to D&D.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Covenant meets a girl named Lena, who uses a special mud called hurtloam to heal the injuries from his fall and cure his leprosy. Covenant's loss of two fingers on his right hand makes Lena think he is the reincarnation of ancient hero Berek Halfhand. He rapes her.

      I... am not sure why you would want to.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a fairly solid naruto homebrew for 5e and the shadow shit that his family uses is in it

    4e DnD Mage class let you do some stupid shit with enchantment magic if you specialized into it.

    Dark Heresy (and related games) has a handful of puppet master-y psyker spells.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just an extended-range grapple

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any swordsman, martial artist, or other weapons user. Anyone who doesn't use Vancian spellcasting as their power.
    As you might expect, that's the vast majority of fiction. Hell, D&D poorly represents characters from its inspirations, like Conan and Frodo, by the fact that it favors casters so much and relegates equipment to random drops or DM whim.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like 80% sure you could make Shikamaru in <30 minutes using PF spheres of power.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is finding a PF1e party that's still playing that's willing to learn Spheres

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally any random class with Hold Person, high int, low con. Give him a long range Suffocation ability/spell that never works, could even make it comedic relief. Easiest character build ever.

    HE HAS A SINGLE ABILITY THROUGHT THE ENTIRE SERIES moron

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >look up what gay shit shadow jutsu does because the last time I watched Gayruto they were still having a tournament in the second season or some shit
    >it's literally just Enchantment Wizard with shadow theming

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