Maybe so, but you can't PLAY the bible on the switch https://store.steampowered.com/app/2167220/The_Bible/
Nintencels can only seethe and cope at this.
That's the Fake American version, you need the original where people died by the hands of their own creator and sex scenes in pages (i don't know the number). Oh and written in dead language, not Latin.
>who wrote the book of Timothy
Research says we don't know. Its traditionally attributed to Paul but he probably didn't write it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauline_epistles
Seven letters (with consensus dates)[6] considered genuine by most scholars:
Galatians (c. 48 AD)
First Thessalonians (c. 49–51)
First Corinthians (c. 53–54)
Second Corinthians (c. 55–56)
Romans (c. 55–57)
Philippians (c. 57–59 or c. 62)
Philemon (c. 57–59 or c. 62)
The three letters on which scholars are about evenly divided:[1] If these letters are inauthentic, then the consensus dates are probably incorrect.
Second Thessalonians (c. 51–52)
Colossians (c. 57–59 or c. 62)
Ephesians (c. 62)
The letters thought to be pseudepigraphic by many scholars (traditional dating given):[1] The content of these letters strongly suggests they were written a decade or more later than the traditional dates.
First Timothy (c. 62–64)
Second Timothy (c. 62–65)
Titus (c. 66–67)
Finally, Epistle to the Hebrews, although anonymous and not really in the form of a letter, has long been included among Paul's collected letters. Although some churches ascribe Hebrews to Paul,[7] neither most of Christianity nor modern scholarship does so.[1][8]
It technically does, if you're playing a Multiplayer game with extensions that lead to it. So far I know Super Animal Royale has it, haven't tried out the others
It technically does, if you're playing a Multiplayer game with extensions that lead to it. So far I know Super Animal Royale has it, haven't tried out the others
I think it has to have one because of hotel wifi and how you have to go to a web page to activate it
>it will run on base xbone. its not a new technology or some shit. it runs on the same shit engine as fallout and will have the same bugs as well
Nope xbone 1 already got axed
It will work through proton considering that it's still the same old Gamebyro engine reforged yet again - And MS/Bethesda probably won't put some kind of super intrusive anti-cheat/DRM into a singleplayer game.
The question for the deck is: Can it handle it? Will the game be well enough optimized? Time will tell.
I never play AAA games natively on the deck, I stream them from my PC to it because it can run everything at ultra settings with easy modding and it takes barely any battery
Not really. Have you ever actually read the Bible? That shit is fricking wild. I genuinely recommend it whether you're religious or not, not even in a snarky way. It is a fascinating fricking read.
Come the frick on anon is that REALLY the direction you wanna go? How about >why would I need a calculator on my videogame console you aspie
you fricking knuckledragger
Jesus christ bingbings are stupid. Cant even banter properly.
>not an argument!!!!!
i’m not arguing, i’m just saying what it is
11 months ago
Anonymous
I accept your concession
11 months ago
Anonymous
grats, still a new cope xd
11 months ago
Anonymous
Still not an argument.
11 months ago
Anonymous
not arguing, just saying what it is
11 months ago
Anonymous
I will accept your concession.
11 months ago
Anonymous
grats, still a cope though xdd
11 months ago
Anonymous
still not an argument
11 months ago
Anonymous
not arguing, just saying what it is 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>deck lighting looks better
you're not stating other then your own anger, I accept your concession.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you’re le angry >not only is it prettier, the lighting is better
grats, still a new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>le
Go back, and I accept your concession.
11 months ago
Anonymous
grats, still a new cope though
11 months ago
Anonymous
Okay, I'll add more what I'm coping about? I just said deck looks better and you have been in this thread replying to me everytime, show me how the deck runs it instead of a still image you numbskull.
Not an argument btw
11 months ago
Anonymous
>yes I am having a meltie and yes it is prettier, so? and you are arguing!!!
I’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats, still a new cope though
11 months ago
Anonymous
See, I know you're mad because you have to make my post seem silly. I accept your concession and not an argument.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>no u are mad, I just know it, i accept your whatever concession and whatever is still not an argument
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>man this poster has btfo by not acting like a moron... >I know I'll say no u
Not an argument and I still accepted your concession.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you can’t “no u” my “no u”!!!!!!
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>he never said no u but I'll pretend he did
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>You liar!! I never used the “no u”!! You did!!!!
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>guys look I made his post silly even though he never typed like that
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>being mad is not the same as having a meltie!!! So in fact you are the one who said “no u” first!!!!!!!
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>malding because daddy nintendo has lost profits over the fact people can play your game on different systems >this is how you type inside my head canon!
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>little bruv thinks i give a shit about nintendo or where games are sold lemao >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>doesn't care >been here screaming and dilating over deck looking better
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>i think you are dilating!!!
don’t care, also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
I didn't say I think, I know. >I don't care
then stop bothering me for attention. >most of all
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>it’s not a take, it’s a fact!!!
don’t care >stop saying I don’t care!!!
don’t care, also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>so mad xe is misspelling words
oof >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you are misspelling words!!!
where? O.o >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>help me be better at English
I'm not your teacher. >also. >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>no! I won’t tell you where your mistake is
actual schizo lol >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>no I will not proof read my post so I can learn from my mistakes, teach me instead! >schizo
No need to keep using buzzwords, it just shows dim-witted you're that you have to rely on words that you learn on here. Perhaps if you invested in English lessons you wouldn't have to learn English from a Mongolian weaving basket forum. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>paragraph andy
but i never misspelled a word though… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>a single paragraph is too much for xe >I didn't misspell I is good at English
proof read your post >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>proof read!!! you made a mistake!
wrong >but you made a mistake!
show me >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>show me, I need to work on my English better please, I want to be good at English but i am too cheap to afford lessons...
I'm not your teacher >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>i won’t show you, i am not le teacher
have fun being a schizo then… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>le >I throw buzzword at you
Stop being so mad, take a breather and collect yourself. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I won’t show you where you misspelled a word you just have to believe me that you did, I’m not your teacher!!!!
don’t care tbh >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I am now obsessed over my grammatical errors then the deck looking better! Please point it out for me!
Not your teacher >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>the voices in my head tell me stuff
don’t care >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>the voices in my head
Go to a doctor, I'm not a doctor that can help you. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>the voices in my head, but you should see a doctor
thanks for the advice haha >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>n-no u!
I know that you think schizos are an insult but you have a legit problem lol. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I’m lost little bro, i unironically have no idea what you’re on about anymore… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>little bro
that would require you be aged over 20, which you're clearly not. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you are a kid!
sure… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>uh, sure...
You type like a twitter user and possibly are underage. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you have a twitter account and you’re a kid!
sure… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm going to imply something that I have nothing to backup on!
Never said you had an account just said you type like a twitter user. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you just type like a twitter user and you just type like a kid!!!
sure… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>not denying
yep, underage. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>yes you are a kid, and you have a twitter account!!!
sure… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm not underage! I am the legal age it requires to post on Ganker.org! Also, please tell me I am good at English...
Relax dude, this thread will be archived and forgotten about. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>ok, you’re not a kid, you’re barely an adult, also you do know english even though you misspelled a word (the voices in my head told me so)
sure… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>perhaps if I green text it true so I is good at English and also adult not underage! (and you no you the schizo I learned this word on da Gankernl!)
yep, underage. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>you are a kid after all
sure… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I am good at English
yep, underage. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>yes, yes! A kid you are!!!!
sure… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>frfr I am good at English!!!!
yep, underage. >also: >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>You… are… a… kid!!!!
sure… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>I..... goood.... English!
yep, underage. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!!!!
sure… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
11 months ago
Anonymous
>where I make mistake! where I make mistake! I have a English test soon help me!
yep, underage. >also >don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!!!!
sure… >also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
But the Steam Deck doesn't have the finished version of Artifact Foundry that Valve promised but never released.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
World created, everything great, Adam/Eve commit the first sin and world is cursed. There is now death, disease, etc.
2348 BC
Global flood, only Noah, his 3 sons, and their 4 wives left. They repopulate the Earth and many of the first civilizations are named after them (Cush, Mizraim (Egypt), etc.)
2142 BC
Tower of Babel, God spreads spread people out across the Earth and gives them new languages, created more racial diversity.
2000 - 1900 BC
Abraham has 12 sons (the 12 tribes come from this), one of them becomes a leader in Egypt, they all go chill in Egypt. After some time passes, Abraham and the first generation die, pharaoh gets scared of their numbers, and enslaves them
~1500 BC, 400 years of Hebrew slavery in Egypt
You motherfrickers know Exodus at least right? I'll just assume you do.
The rest of Torah is mostly just laws, instructions on how to build the tabernacle, and scouting out Canaan
Moses dies at the end and Joshua takes over, they begin their conquest of Canaan.
FAQ:
>Yo but the Earth is 6 gorillion years old
No it's not, the only evidence for old Earth is radiometric dating and nothing else.
>1. Little sea bed sediment
Sea is not static. See also historic cataclysms >2.Folded rock layers
not only possible when layers are fresh. But also possible under the immense geological pressures. Also. How are they so close to the surface if not for geological movement? >3.Soft Tissue in Fossils
not exactly what you think it is. Its semi fossilised. still preserved somewhat >4.Faint Sun Paradox
Can for the most part be explained by atmospheric composition but this article ultimately falls down into the "puddle" argument. "I formed in this environment therefore it was made for me" >5.Rapidly Decaying Magnetic Field
Simply declares the cause of fluctuations in earths magnetic field was caused by "the flood" >6.Helium in Radioactive Rocks
An attempt at self published scientific paper. >7. Carbon-14 in Fossils, Coal, and Diamonds
diamonds showing 60,000 years of c14. undetectable by any lab standards >8. Short-Lived Comets
Nothing in this is evidence of short lived universe. An interesting demo on oort cloud and kuiper belt tho >9.Very Little Salt in the Sea
Overly simplifies historic model of the planets oceans >10.DNA in “Ancient” Bacteria
Standard discrediting attempt with no real "evidence" itself
Yet you can never explain Dinos, it was not in the bible, no one during the medieval ages knew of Dinos.Dragons are not Dinos. Never explain how Dinos died, crazy people made up a statement to cover up your fake story. Not just Dinos, you people never explain anything else pre-ice age either. Humans might have lived during ice page but never explain anything before a ice age.
Lastly, you people never explain why your god acknowledge other gods. I's not about names, it's about how your dumb fake god said there is other gods. Maybe those other gods are better because you know, they dont kill 1.8 million people with a flood.
>when they made up dinosaurs the past couple hundred years, they just used references of things that were crafted in the past but people haven't seen >just said they were MASSIVE but were probably the size of a lizard
>"Behemoth is mentioned in a speech from the mouth of God in chapter 40 of the Book of Job"
>"Scholars generally agree that it was written between the 7th and 4th centuries BCE."
The Bible was written earlier, this only proves humans added more stories because Behemoth is also part of Satan in the same storyline. Yet the Bible never mentions these in the original.
Fake stories every time and everyone we can prove it.
1) The book of Job is still written by humans, we have enough proof it was written by humans.
2) Chapter 1 God gives Satan permission to take Job's wealth and kill his children and servants. You are incorrect to not assume Satan did not harm Job. The entire story is about a bet with the devil.
3) Those "animals" are mythical creatures from many regions. They are not real, nor is the picture you show because we can't find anything but stories around the monsters.
You fail.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>You are incorrect to not assume Satan did not harm Job
I didn't do this. I know the plot of Job, but the animals listed including Behemoth has nothing to do with Satan at all.
>Those "animals" are mythical creatures from many regions.
An ostrich is a mythical creature now? God lists many commonly known animals, and then one of them happens to be "behemoth".
11 months ago
Anonymous
Anon these people from the EU, Africa and India were dumb. They believed chicken bones are the same as human (roman medical school), india doctors removed kidney stones without drugs, Africa used high levels of drugs as a fix to the human body.
They will not know what a ostrich from Africa and a behemoth a made up creature looks like. Everyone in Africa knows what's a ostrich but not in EU because just trying to cross unknown land is a dead sentence. That's why mystical creatures are made. They are rumors of real creatures, this behemoth was never real.
>Yet you can never explain Dinos
They were animals that went extinct like many others. Creationists talk about dinosaurs plenty, so you're just being moronic
> it was not in the bible
Behemoth and liviathan were probably dinosaurs >Dragons are not Dinos
They are a type of dinosaur at least >but never explain anything before a ice age.
What are you expecting? Before the ice age was pre-flood >'s about how your dumb fake god said there is other gods
There are no other gods, moron. When pagan "gods" are mentioned it's talking about demons. You're just being moronic on purposes > they dont kill 1.8 million people with a flood.
Oh no heckin' quit killing violent peopel
No you fail to explain dinos in your dumb bible, you people fail to name a creature 1,000,000 years ago, you people lied about a second human like creature. Your Bible is a fake story.
>pRoBAbLy
Your god is PrOBabKLy dead, see can't prove it's fact. Any more made up stories.
Dinos are real, Dragons are fake. We know this because nothing before 1600 mentions the world dragons. There is no pictures of dragons before 1600 and the chianese public had different views on it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_dragon
Nothing you can mention is close to real when your fake dragon/dinos creatures are too close to China's mythical creatures.
There was no flood before the ice age, we don't know. no one does. You people made up that story.
You can't change your god's word, a demon was never a thing in the Bible. That too was made up.
Science says we were farming during that time and the "Ice age" was in a local area of the world. Not entire planet! Just like how dumb it sounds to flood an entire world in water.
White people without Christ are pathetic both now and in pre Christian Europe
This is incorrect, romans did not know how the human body works. The boy 100% would die because everyone knows you can't live without your balls.
You know the Christians painted Nero how the israelites paint Hitler today right? Very little of what is taught of Rome in popular culture is actually correct.
You Christians killed people in the name of a nameless false god. Don't assumed we didn't forget.
It is strange that fossils that are supposedly billions of years old are either just barely below the surface at roughly the same level as ancient buildings in Rome from 2,000 years ago are or in some cases are just hanging around beaches in rocks that certainly would have broke apart or otherwise eroded millions of years ago. Not too say the Earth is necessarily 6,000 years old but it would make sense considering written history only goes back around 5,000 years and besides a few handprints on a wall in Africa there is surprisingly no evidence of Humans civilizations from 50,000 or 100,000 years ago. What really made me religious for the frist time was not being able to explain Jesus’ miracles and why his followers who were killed off by Nero would be willing to die if they thought he was a liar in any way. Not to mention the people who die in the ER and see things while their brain activity should be at zero since they’re quite literally dead. Lots of really unexplainable things.
remember when the smartest man alive proved the existance of God from an entirely scientific point of view and was immediately blacklisted by the modern """experts""" showing that their rejection of God is and always was entirely ideological?
>The bible is about being able to trace your genealogy post antediluvian flood in order to maintain the purity of your bloodline >Racemix and you and your children go to hell >God is racist
you’re right, the ebook stuff makes sense, nintendo could unironically make a book reading app, they had a reading book collection “game” on the ds I think
You know the Christians painted Nero how the israelites paint Hitler today right? Very little of what is taught of Rome in popular culture is actually correct.
Nintencels... we are going to hell?!?!
is that because switch has no internet browser?
No, it's because the account is led by some unfunny moron. You absolutely can read the Bible on the Switch.
prove it
post it
Maybe so, but you can't PLAY the bible on the switch https://store.steampowered.com/app/2167220/The_Bible/
Nintencels can only seethe and cope at this.
It really makes ya FEEEEL like jesus
That's the Fake American version, you need the original where people died by the hands of their own creator and sex scenes in pages (i don't know the number). Oh and written in dead language, not Latin.
Neat, do they have the new standard revision updated edition?
Doubt it, i think that is very much under copyright since its the most up to date translations.
homie
>eceleb alerts
frick off
that’s not the fricking point, autist
>who wrote the book of Timothy
Research says we don't know. Its traditionally attributed to Paul but he probably didn't write it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauline_epistles
Seven letters (with consensus dates)[6] considered genuine by most scholars:
Galatians (c. 48 AD)
First Thessalonians (c. 49–51)
First Corinthians (c. 53–54)
Second Corinthians (c. 55–56)
Romans (c. 55–57)
Philippians (c. 57–59 or c. 62)
Philemon (c. 57–59 or c. 62)
The three letters on which scholars are about evenly divided:[1] If these letters are inauthentic, then the consensus dates are probably incorrect.
Second Thessalonians (c. 51–52)
Colossians (c. 57–59 or c. 62)
Ephesians (c. 62)
The letters thought to be pseudepigraphic by many scholars (traditional dating given):[1] The content of these letters strongly suggests they were written a decade or more later than the traditional dates.
First Timothy (c. 62–64)
Second Timothy (c. 62–65)
Titus (c. 66–67)
Finally, Epistle to the Hebrews, although anonymous and not really in the form of a letter, has long been included among Paul's collected letters. Although some churches ascribe Hebrews to Paul,[7] neither most of Christianity nor modern scholarship does so.[1][8]
>people actually argue today about the authenticity of letters written by contemporary schizos in the early roman empire era
lol
Wonder if they have fights about power scaling.
It technically does, if you're playing a Multiplayer game with extensions that lead to it. So far I know Super Animal Royale has it, haven't tried out the others
I think it has to have one because of hotel wifi and how you have to go to a web page to activate it
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
0% it will get a native linux port. if it runs on windows it will run on deck
if it can barely run at 30fps on XSX it'll be lucky to reach 5fps on deck
it will run on base xbone. its not a new technology or some shit. it runs on the same shit engine as fallout and will have the same bugs as well
>it will run on base xbone. its not a new technology or some shit. it runs on the same shit engine as fallout and will have the same bugs as well
Nope xbone 1 already got axed
on ASUS Rog Ally it will get 60 fps
for entire 15 minutes
>if it runs on windows it will run on deck
It would be a worse experience than consoles. Why subject yourself to that?
you cant fix it on consoles tho. on pc you get access to all files and you can mod it. every bethesda game requires some tinkering to actually work
It will work through proton considering that it's still the same old Gamebyro engine reforged yet again - And MS/Bethesda probably won't put some kind of super intrusive anti-cheat/DRM into a singleplayer game.
The question for the deck is: Can it handle it? Will the game be well enough optimized? Time will tell.
Even if it doesn't out of box modders can always just reduce the geometry of all the models, shorten the render distance and halve the texture sizes
Modders will definitely do their usual autism and frick around to make the game run better and play better. Yeah.
No idea how long it will take through for the game to be actually "playable"
how much time did it take to fix skyrim on playstation?
I am sure PS3 Skyrim never got actually fixed.
it won't even run on windows and consoles
also, who the hell still have faith in todd?
it will run on pc and xbox
u lost
i'm a pcgay
i just won't play a shitty bethesda game that is sold as an AAA, but will run as bad as switch games
I never play AAA games natively on the deck, I stream them from my PC to it because it can run everything at ultra settings with easy modding and it takes barely any battery
I only play good games. I'd rather Returnal run better and Starfield not run at all.
religion is gay, and i hate homosexuals
you can read much better fairy tales these days
like advanced biology
>fairy tales
It's actually lore
fanfic
headcannon
for morons like you
>calling occult literature a fairy tales
Reddit is strong with this one.
you forgot to tip your fedora
Based and logicpilled. Look at all the seething religionkeks!
Not really. Have you ever actually read the Bible? That shit is fricking wild. I genuinely recommend it whether you're religious or not, not even in a snarky way. It is a fascinating fricking read.
Switch has a calculator for $10
Deck has a calculator for free
Niᥒtendroon𐑈 are always cucks to israelitetindo
The Nintendo calculator is more stable with a lot more features
What more do (YOU) want from a free calculator?
ASCII image viewer
switchsisters cant view txt files? i thought it was a current gen console...
better graphics
in game purchases
ng+
permadeath mode
can it do algebra?
thats racist
Black person it's a calculator
idk anon, if your calculator isnt getting at least 240 fps youre a calclet
I'm fine with 30, thanks.
not arguments
Come the frick on anon is that REALLY the direction you wanna go? How about
>why would I need a calculator on my videogame console you aspie
you fricking knuckledragger
Jesus christ bingbings are stupid. Cant even banter properly.
If you use a video game console for a calculator you are beyond saving
Deck is a mini computer, dumbass
it comes with a calcu by default
See
Wait, they actually charge for a calculator?
Deck plays switch games better than switch
No it doesn’t LMAO
deck looks better
>i don’t care! the shreck is prettier!!!
A new cope is here…
Not an argument.
>not an argument!!!!!
i’m not arguing, i’m just saying what it is
I accept your concession
grats, still a new cope xd
Still not an argument.
not arguing, just saying what it is
I will accept your concession.
grats, still a cope though xdd
still not an argument
not arguing, just saying what it is 🙂
>deck lighting looks better
you're not stating other then your own anger, I accept your concession.
>you’re le angry
>not only is it prettier, the lighting is better
grats, still a new cope though 🙂
>le
Go back, and I accept your concession.
grats, still a new cope though
Okay, I'll add more what I'm coping about? I just said deck looks better and you have been in this thread replying to me everytime, show me how the deck runs it instead of a still image you numbskull.
Not an argument btw
>yes I am having a meltie and yes it is prettier, so? and you are arguing!!!
I’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats, still a new cope though
See, I know you're mad because you have to make my post seem silly. I accept your concession and not an argument.
>no u are mad, I just know it, i accept your whatever concession and whatever is still not an argument
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>man this poster has btfo by not acting like a moron...
>I know I'll say no u
Not an argument and I still accepted your concession.
>you can’t “no u” my “no u”!!!!!!
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>he never said no u but I'll pretend he did
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>You liar!! I never used the “no u”!! You did!!!!
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>guys look I made his post silly even though he never typed like that
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>being mad is not the same as having a meltie!!! So in fact you are the one who said “no u” first!!!!!!!
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>malding because daddy nintendo has lost profits over the fact people can play your game on different systems
>this is how you type inside my head canon!
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>little bruv thinks i give a shit about nintendo or where games are sold lemao
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>doesn't care
>been here screaming and dilating over deck looking better
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>i think you are dilating!!!
don’t care, also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
I didn't say I think, I know.
>I don't care
then stop bothering me for attention.
>most of all
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>it’s not a take, it’s a fact!!!
don’t care
>stop saying I don’t care!!!
don’t care, also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>so mad xe is misspelling words
oof
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>you are misspelling words!!!
where? O.o
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>help me be better at English
I'm not your teacher.
>also.
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>no! I won’t tell you where your mistake is
actual schizo lol
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>no I will not proof read my post so I can learn from my mistakes, teach me instead!
>schizo
No need to keep using buzzwords, it just shows dim-witted you're that you have to rely on words that you learn on here. Perhaps if you invested in English lessons you wouldn't have to learn English from a Mongolian weaving basket forum.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>paragraph andy
but i never misspelled a word though…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>a single paragraph is too much for xe
>I didn't misspell I is good at English
proof read your post
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>proof read!!! you made a mistake!
wrong
>but you made a mistake!
show me
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>show me, I need to work on my English better please, I want to be good at English but i am too cheap to afford lessons...
I'm not your teacher
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>i won’t show you, i am not le teacher
have fun being a schizo then…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>le
>I throw buzzword at you
Stop being so mad, take a breather and collect yourself.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>I won’t show you where you misspelled a word you just have to believe me that you did, I’m not your teacher!!!!
don’t care tbh
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>I am now obsessed over my grammatical errors then the deck looking better! Please point it out for me!
Not your teacher
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>the voices in my head tell me stuff
don’t care
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>the voices in my head
Go to a doctor, I'm not a doctor that can help you.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>the voices in my head, but you should see a doctor
thanks for the advice haha
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>n-no u!
I know that you think schizos are an insult but you have a legit problem lol.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
I’m lost little bro, i unironically have no idea what you’re on about anymore…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>little bro
that would require you be aged over 20, which you're clearly not.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>you are a kid!
sure…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>uh, sure...
You type like a twitter user and possibly are underage.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>you have a twitter account and you’re a kid!
sure…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>I'm going to imply something that I have nothing to backup on!
Never said you had an account just said you type like a twitter user.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>you just type like a twitter user and you just type like a kid!!!
sure…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>not denying
yep, underage.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>yes you are a kid, and you have a twitter account!!!
sure…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>I'm not underage! I am the legal age it requires to post on Ganker.org! Also, please tell me I am good at English...
Relax dude, this thread will be archived and forgotten about.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>ok, you’re not a kid, you’re barely an adult, also you do know english even though you misspelled a word (the voices in my head told me so)
sure…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>perhaps if I green text it true so I is good at English and also adult not underage! (and you no you the schizo I learned this word on da Gankernl!)
yep, underage.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>you are a kid after all
sure…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>I am good at English
yep, underage.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>yes, yes! A kid you are!!!!
sure…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>frfr I am good at English!!!!
yep, underage.
>also:
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>You… are… a… kid!!!!
sure…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>I..... goood.... English!
yep, underage.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!!!!
sure…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
>where I make mistake! where I make mistake! I have a English test soon help me!
yep, underage.
>also
>don't care...
Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.
>Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!!!!
sure…
>also:
i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂
your pic doesn't help your argument
what's with the green tint?
Nah you can overclock your switch. Switch had a better display to boot
someone post the webm comparing the screens
>shreck is a israelite god on a stick storybook reader
STEAMIES ETERNALLY BTFO
STEAMIES ETERNALLY BTFO
STEAMIES ETERNALLY BTFO
steamie sisters do be SNEETHING
NOOOO HOW WILL I LEARN ABOUT THE FAKE HISTORY OF A MIDDLE EASTERN SHITHOLE AHHHH
Ezekiel 23:20
>ezekiel's mugshot
It was on Game Boy though
Leviticus 18
Anime is canceled
But the Steam Deck doesn't have the finished version of Artifact Foundry that Valve promised but never released.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
I read the entire Torah, here's a summary
Genesis ~4004 BC
World created, everything great, Adam/Eve commit the first sin and world is cursed. There is now death, disease, etc.
2348 BC
Global flood, only Noah, his 3 sons, and their 4 wives left. They repopulate the Earth and many of the first civilizations are named after them (Cush, Mizraim (Egypt), etc.)
2142 BC
Tower of Babel, God spreads spread people out across the Earth and gives them new languages, created more racial diversity.
2000 - 1900 BC
Abraham has 12 sons (the 12 tribes come from this), one of them becomes a leader in Egypt, they all go chill in Egypt. After some time passes, Abraham and the first generation die, pharaoh gets scared of their numbers, and enslaves them
~1500 BC, 400 years of Hebrew slavery in Egypt
You motherfrickers know Exodus at least right? I'll just assume you do.
The rest of Torah is mostly just laws, instructions on how to build the tabernacle, and scouting out Canaan
Moses dies at the end and Joshua takes over, they begin their conquest of Canaan.
FAQ:
>Yo but the Earth is 6 gorillion years old
No it's not, the only evidence for old Earth is radiometric dating and nothing else.
https://answersingenesis.org/evidence-for-creation/10-best-evidences-young-earth/
https://answersingenesis.org/geology/radiometric-dating/
>i ignore other evidences because it discredits my religion
Good to know.
Just like you ignored these evidences?
https://answersingenesis.org/evidence-for-creation/10-best-evidences-young-earth/
that's not evidence, that's poking holes
>1. Little sea bed sediment
Sea is not static. See also historic cataclysms
>2.Folded rock layers
not only possible when layers are fresh. But also possible under the immense geological pressures. Also. How are they so close to the surface if not for geological movement?
>3.Soft Tissue in Fossils
not exactly what you think it is. Its semi fossilised. still preserved somewhat
>4.Faint Sun Paradox
Can for the most part be explained by atmospheric composition but this article ultimately falls down into the "puddle" argument. "I formed in this environment therefore it was made for me"
>5.Rapidly Decaying Magnetic Field
Simply declares the cause of fluctuations in earths magnetic field was caused by "the flood"
>6.Helium in Radioactive Rocks
An attempt at self published scientific paper.
>7. Carbon-14 in Fossils, Coal, and Diamonds
diamonds showing 60,000 years of c14. undetectable by any lab standards
>8. Short-Lived Comets
Nothing in this is evidence of short lived universe. An interesting demo on oort cloud and kuiper belt tho
>9.Very Little Salt in the Sea
Overly simplifies historic model of the planets oceans
>10.DNA in “Ancient” Bacteria
Standard discrediting attempt with no real "evidence" itself
>not exactly what you think it is. Its semi fossilised. still preserved somewhat
Stop coping, you believe organic tissue could last 60 million years because you're moronic
If you asked any scientist if this was possible before we started discovering evidence of it they'd laugh at you
uh oh, schizos entered
Yet you can never explain Dinos, it was not in the bible, no one during the medieval ages knew of Dinos.Dragons are not Dinos. Never explain how Dinos died, crazy people made up a statement to cover up your fake story. Not just Dinos, you people never explain anything else pre-ice age either. Humans might have lived during ice page but never explain anything before a ice age.
Lastly, you people never explain why your god acknowledge other gods. I's not about names, it's about how your dumb fake god said there is other gods. Maybe those other gods are better because you know, they dont kill 1.8 million people with a flood.
> it was not in the bible
It was, Behemoth is describing a sauropod, there's no other animal living or extinct that matches the description
> no one during the medieval ages knew of Dinos.
https://www.genesispark.com/exhibits/evidence/historical/ancient/dinosaur/
There is tons of it
Pic related, a stegosaur carving from the middle ages, there is another in this same temple
It's next to other mundane animals like goats and cattle
~1000 BC Shang Dynasty theropod sculpture
>when they made up dinosaurs the past couple hundred years, they just used references of things that were crafted in the past but people haven't seen
>just said they were MASSIVE but were probably the size of a lizard
That's not a dino, nor is it from the Bible.
>"Behemoth is mentioned in a speech from the mouth of God in chapter 40 of the Book of Job"
>"Scholars generally agree that it was written between the 7th and 4th centuries BCE."
The Bible was written earlier, this only proves humans added more stories because Behemoth is also part of Satan in the same storyline. Yet the Bible never mentions these in the original.
Fake stories every time and everyone we can prove it.
>Behemoth is also part of Satan in the same storyline
Literally no, do you just make up any bullshit you feel like?
In the context of Job, God is talking to Job and saying
"where you there where I made the ostrich?..."
And goes on to list animals and their traits he designed. One of those animals is "behemoth".
He is telling Job this to humble him, there is nothing more to do it, it has nothing to do with Satan, moron.
That is where you are incorrect.
1) The book of Job is still written by humans, we have enough proof it was written by humans.
2) Chapter 1 God gives Satan permission to take Job's wealth and kill his children and servants. You are incorrect to not assume Satan did not harm Job. The entire story is about a bet with the devil.
3) Those "animals" are mythical creatures from many regions. They are not real, nor is the picture you show because we can't find anything but stories around the monsters.
You fail.
>You are incorrect to not assume Satan did not harm Job
I didn't do this. I know the plot of Job, but the animals listed including Behemoth has nothing to do with Satan at all.
>Those "animals" are mythical creatures from many regions.
An ostrich is a mythical creature now? God lists many commonly known animals, and then one of them happens to be "behemoth".
Anon these people from the EU, Africa and India were dumb. They believed chicken bones are the same as human (roman medical school), india doctors removed kidney stones without drugs, Africa used high levels of drugs as a fix to the human body.
They will not know what a ostrich from Africa and a behemoth a made up creature looks like. Everyone in Africa knows what's a ostrich but not in EU because just trying to cross unknown land is a dead sentence. That's why mystical creatures are made. They are rumors of real creatures, this behemoth was never real.
>Yet you can never explain Dinos
They were animals that went extinct like many others. Creationists talk about dinosaurs plenty, so you're just being moronic
> it was not in the bible
Behemoth and liviathan were probably dinosaurs
>Dragons are not Dinos
They are a type of dinosaur at least
>but never explain anything before a ice age.
What are you expecting? Before the ice age was pre-flood
>'s about how your dumb fake god said there is other gods
There are no other gods, moron. When pagan "gods" are mentioned it's talking about demons. You're just being moronic on purposes
> they dont kill 1.8 million people with a flood.
Oh no heckin' quit killing violent peopel
No you fail to explain dinos in your dumb bible, you people fail to name a creature 1,000,000 years ago, you people lied about a second human like creature. Your Bible is a fake story.
>pRoBAbLy
Your god is PrOBabKLy dead, see can't prove it's fact. Any more made up stories.
Dinos are real, Dragons are fake. We know this because nothing before 1600 mentions the world dragons. There is no pictures of dragons before 1600 and the chianese public had different views on it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_dragon
Nothing you can mention is close to real when your fake dragon/dinos creatures are too close to China's mythical creatures.
There was no flood before the ice age, we don't know. no one does. You people made up that story.
You can't change your god's word, a demon was never a thing in the Bible. That too was made up.
Animals were killed too like dogs, you dumbfck.
>There was no flood before the ice age, we don't know. no one does. You people made up that story.
Science disagrees with that idea.
Science says we were farming during that time and the "Ice age" was in a local area of the world. Not entire planet! Just like how dumb it sounds to flood an entire world in water.
This is incorrect, romans did not know how the human body works. The boy 100% would die because everyone knows you can't live without your balls.
You Christians killed people in the name of a nameless false god. Don't assumed we didn't forget.
It is strange that fossils that are supposedly billions of years old are either just barely below the surface at roughly the same level as ancient buildings in Rome from 2,000 years ago are or in some cases are just hanging around beaches in rocks that certainly would have broke apart or otherwise eroded millions of years ago. Not too say the Earth is necessarily 6,000 years old but it would make sense considering written history only goes back around 5,000 years and besides a few handprints on a wall in Africa there is surprisingly no evidence of Humans civilizations from 50,000 or 100,000 years ago. What really made me religious for the frist time was not being able to explain Jesus’ miracles and why his followers who were killed off by Nero would be willing to die if they thought he was a liar in any way. Not to mention the people who die in the ER and see things while their brain activity should be at zero since they’re quite literally dead. Lots of really unexplainable things.
oh no, i wont be able to read schizo israeli fairytales for moronic manchildren! how will i cope with this?
remember when the smartest man alive proved the existance of God from an entirely scientific point of view and was immediately blacklisted by the modern """experts""" showing that their rejection of God is and always was entirely ideological?
maybe he was “blacklisted” for being a moron? maybe?
A quick google search says he is a Trump supporter and copycat Nicholas Rescher papers. College dropout and made up the fake IQ.
He isn't smart, he is crazy.
I can recite the entire bible from memory
dont need to
If anyone here actually cares about the bible (from a non-religious point of view) I highly recommend this blog and this podcast:
https://isthatinthebible.wordpress.com/
https://www.historyinthebible.com/
I never get to share them anywhere else (Ganker is full of christgays and morons) so may as well dump it here.
Why are steamies so obnoxious? Worst fanbase in the medium.
I don't believe in fairy tales for adults
b***h everything you can do on a computer is "available" on Steam Deck what kind of stupid fricking account is this.
Worship God, not a israelite.
Sayjng Jesus is just a israelite and worshipping Abraham's God is judaism, no?
There is only one God, it doesn't matter what name you use or what religion you believe in, there is one Truth that cannot be denied.
Yeah that theists are moronic
>66
I hate protestcucks so goddamn much
cool, the bible was written when the average iq was like 15
>The bible is about being able to trace your genealogy post antediluvian flood in order to maintain the purity of your bloodline
>Racemix and you and your children go to hell
>God is racist
I kneel Valve sama
>still gets released on the fricking XBOX One
I am sure the deck will be able to handle it.
Does the shitch not have a pdf reader?
do you really need a pdf reader on a nintendo console? O.o
Why not? Could double as an ebook reader, at least then the weark hardware wouldn't matter.
you’re right, the ebook stuff makes sense, nintendo could unironically make a book reading app, they had a reading book collection “game” on the ds I think
>nintendo could unironically make a book reading app
I can see them be moronic enough to not make it support pdf.
Is it possible to hack a Switch on newer firmware yet?
Want to move my games and savedata over to deck.
>needing the Bible on your going into video games machine
>MMXXIII
lol, lmao even. why have you not memorized the scriptures?
>believing in the god on a stick in MMXXIII
cringe
meds now
basado
I wrote them on my skin
As if Nintendo a traditional Japanese company would ever allow Christianity in an official capacity.
The Japanese don't believe in Christianity.
>deleted
oof I too would of deleted my post with gramma mistakes out of embarrassment as well...
>gramma mistakes
*grammar
Switch has youtube and that has the bible
>Nonexistent sky-man's book is available on the 'eck
So?
White people without Christ are pathetic both now and in pre Christian Europe
>romans understood that its only gay if the balls touch
Yet another reason that rome was a superior civilization
You know the Christians painted Nero how the israelites paint Hitler today right? Very little of what is taught of Rome in popular culture is actually correct.
And the Switch is on the Deck too. Really, it's just embarrassing at this point.
Steam Deck is already on my computer. No need for gabe's tablet