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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintencels... we are going to hell?!?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that because switch has no internet browser?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's because the account is led by some unfunny moron. You absolutely can read the Bible on the Switch.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        prove it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        post it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe so, but you can't PLAY the bible on the switch https://store.steampowered.com/app/2167220/The_Bible/
        Nintencels can only seethe and cope at this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It really makes ya FEEEEL like jesus

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the Fake American version, you need the original where people died by the hands of their own creator and sex scenes in pages (i don't know the number). Oh and written in dead language, not Latin.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neat, do they have the new standard revision updated edition?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doubt it, i think that is very much under copyright since its the most up to date translations.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >eceleb alerts
            frick off

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              that’s not the fricking point, autist

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >who wrote the book of Timothy
          Research says we don't know. Its traditionally attributed to Paul but he probably didn't write it

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauline_epistles
          Seven letters (with consensus dates)[6] considered genuine by most scholars:

          Galatians (c. 48 AD)
          First Thessalonians (c. 49–51)
          First Corinthians (c. 53–54)
          Second Corinthians (c. 55–56)
          Romans (c. 55–57)
          Philippians (c. 57–59 or c. 62)
          Philemon (c. 57–59 or c. 62)

          The three letters on which scholars are about evenly divided:[1] If these letters are inauthentic, then the consensus dates are probably incorrect.

          Second Thessalonians (c. 51–52)
          Colossians (c. 57–59 or c. 62)
          Ephesians (c. 62)

          The letters thought to be pseudepigraphic by many scholars (traditional dating given):[1] The content of these letters strongly suggests they were written a decade or more later than the traditional dates.

          First Timothy (c. 62–64)
          Second Timothy (c. 62–65)
          Titus (c. 66–67)

          Finally, Epistle to the Hebrews, although anonymous and not really in the form of a letter, has long been included among Paul's collected letters. Although some churches ascribe Hebrews to Paul,[7] neither most of Christianity nor modern scholarship does so.[1][8]

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people actually argue today about the authenticity of letters written by contemporary schizos in the early roman empire era
            lol

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wonder if they have fights about power scaling.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It technically does, if you're playing a Multiplayer game with extensions that lead to it. So far I know Super Animal Royale has it, haven't tried out the others

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It technically does, if you're playing a Multiplayer game with extensions that lead to it. So far I know Super Animal Royale has it, haven't tried out the others

      I think it has to have one because of hotel wifi and how you have to go to a web page to activate it

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      0% it will get a native linux port. if it runs on windows it will run on deck

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it can barely run at 30fps on XSX it'll be lucky to reach 5fps on deck

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it will run on base xbone. its not a new technology or some shit. it runs on the same shit engine as fallout and will have the same bugs as well

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it will run on base xbone. its not a new technology or some shit. it runs on the same shit engine as fallout and will have the same bugs as well
            Nope xbone 1 already got axed

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          for entire 15 minutes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if it runs on windows it will run on deck
        It would be a worse experience than consoles. Why subject yourself to that?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you cant fix it on consoles tho. on pc you get access to all files and you can mod it. every bethesda game requires some tinkering to actually work

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

        It will work through proton considering that it's still the same old Gamebyro engine reforged yet again - And MS/Bethesda probably won't put some kind of super intrusive anti-cheat/DRM into a singleplayer game.

        The question for the deck is: Can it handle it? Will the game be well enough optimized? Time will tell.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if it doesn't out of box modders can always just reduce the geometry of all the models, shorten the render distance and halve the texture sizes

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Modders will definitely do their usual autism and frick around to make the game run better and play better. Yeah.

            No idea how long it will take through for the game to be actually "playable"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              how much time did it take to fix skyrim on playstation?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am sure PS3 Skyrim never got actually fixed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it won't even run on windows and consoles

      also, who the hell still have faith in todd?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it will run on pc and xbox
        u lost

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm a pcgay
          i just won't play a shitty bethesda game that is sold as an AAA, but will run as bad as switch games

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never play AAA games natively on the deck, I stream them from my PC to it because it can run everything at ultra settings with easy modding and it takes barely any battery

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only play good games. I'd rather Returnal run better and Starfield not run at all.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    religion is gay, and i hate homosexuals

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can read much better fairy tales these days

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      like advanced biology

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fairy tales
      It's actually lore

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fanfic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        headcannon
        for morons like you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >calling occult literature a fairy tales
      Reddit is strong with this one.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot to tip your fedora

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and logicpilled. Look at all the seething religionkeks!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. Have you ever actually read the Bible? That shit is fricking wild. I genuinely recommend it whether you're religious or not, not even in a snarky way. It is a fascinating fricking read.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch has a calculator for $10
    Deck has a calculator for free

    Niᥒtendroon𐑈 are always cucks to israelitetindo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Nintendo calculator is more stable with a lot more features

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What more do (YOU) want from a free calculator?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ASCII image viewer

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            switchsisters cant view txt files? i thought it was a current gen console...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          better graphics
          in game purchases
          ng+
          permadeath mode

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          can it do algebra?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats racist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person it's a calculator

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk anon, if your calculator isnt getting at least 240 fps youre a calclet

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm fine with 30, thanks.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What more do (YOU) want from a free calculator?

          not arguments

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come the frick on anon is that REALLY the direction you wanna go? How about
        >why would I need a calculator on my videogame console you aspie
        you fricking knuckledragger
        Jesus christ bingbings are stupid. Cant even banter properly.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you use a video game console for a calculator you are beyond saving

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deck is a mini computer, dumbass
        it comes with a calcu by default

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          If you use a video game console for a calculator you are beyond saving

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, they actually charge for a calculator?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deck plays switch games better than switch

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it doesn’t LMAO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        deck looks better

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i don’t care! the shreck is prettier!!!
          A new cope is here…

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not an argument.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not an argument!!!!!
              i’m not arguing, i’m just saying what it is

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                grats, still a new cope xd

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still not an argument.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not arguing, just saying what it is

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will accept your concession.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                grats, still a cope though xdd

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                still not an argument

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                not arguing, just saying what it is 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deck lighting looks better
                you're not stating other then your own anger, I accept your concession.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you’re le angry
                >not only is it prettier, the lighting is better
                grats, still a new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le
                Go back, and I accept your concession.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                grats, still a new cope though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, I'll add more what I'm coping about? I just said deck looks better and you have been in this thread replying to me everytime, show me how the deck runs it instead of a still image you numbskull.

                Not an argument btw

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yes I am having a meltie and yes it is prettier, so? and you are arguing!!!
                I’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats, still a new cope though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                See, I know you're mad because you have to make my post seem silly. I accept your concession and not an argument.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no u are mad, I just know it, i accept your whatever concession and whatever is still not an argument
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >man this poster has btfo by not acting like a moron...
                >I know I'll say no u
                Not an argument and I still accepted your concession.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can’t “no u” my “no u”!!!!!!
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he never said no u but I'll pretend he did
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You liar!! I never used the “no u”!! You did!!!!
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >guys look I made his post silly even though he never typed like that
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being mad is not the same as having a meltie!!! So in fact you are the one who said “no u” first!!!!!!!
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >malding because daddy nintendo has lost profits over the fact people can play your game on different systems
                >this is how you type inside my head canon!
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >little bruv thinks i give a shit about nintendo or where games are sold lemao
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't care
                >been here screaming and dilating over deck looking better
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i think you are dilating!!!
                don’t care, also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say I think, I know.
                >I don't care
                then stop bothering me for attention.
                >most of all
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s not a take, it’s a fact!!!
                don’t care
                >stop saying I don’t care!!!
                don’t care, also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >so mad xe is misspelling words
                oof
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are misspelling words!!!
                where? O.o
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >help me be better at English
                I'm not your teacher.
                >also.
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no! I won’t tell you where your mistake is
                actual schizo lol
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no I will not proof read my post so I can learn from my mistakes, teach me instead!
                >schizo
                No need to keep using buzzwords, it just shows dim-witted you're that you have to rely on words that you learn on here. Perhaps if you invested in English lessons you wouldn't have to learn English from a Mongolian weaving basket forum.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >paragraph andy
                but i never misspelled a word though…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a single paragraph is too much for xe
                >I didn't misspell I is good at English
                proof read your post
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >proof read!!! you made a mistake!
                wrong
                >but you made a mistake!
                show me
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >show me, I need to work on my English better please, I want to be good at English but i am too cheap to afford lessons...
                I'm not your teacher
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i won’t show you, i am not le teacher
                have fun being a schizo then…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le
                >I throw buzzword at you
                Stop being so mad, take a breather and collect yourself.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I won’t show you where you misspelled a word you just have to believe me that you did, I’m not your teacher!!!!
                don’t care tbh
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am now obsessed over my grammatical errors then the deck looking better! Please point it out for me!
                Not your teacher
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the voices in my head tell me stuff
                don’t care
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the voices in my head
                Go to a doctor, I'm not a doctor that can help you.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the voices in my head, but you should see a doctor
                thanks for the advice haha
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no u!
                I know that you think schizos are an insult but you have a legit problem lol.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m lost little bro, i unironically have no idea what you’re on about anymore…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >little bro
                that would require you be aged over 20, which you're clearly not.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are a kid!
                sure…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uh, sure...
                You type like a twitter user and possibly are underage.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you have a twitter account and you’re a kid!
                sure…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm going to imply something that I have nothing to backup on!
                Never said you had an account just said you type like a twitter user.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you just type like a twitter user and you just type like a kid!!!
                sure…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not denying
                yep, underage.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yes you are a kid, and you have a twitter account!!!
                sure…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not underage! I am the legal age it requires to post on Ganker.org! Also, please tell me I am good at English...
                Relax dude, this thread will be archived and forgotten about.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ok, you’re not a kid, you’re barely an adult, also you do know english even though you misspelled a word (the voices in my head told me so)
                sure…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >perhaps if I green text it true so I is good at English and also adult not underage! (and you no you the schizo I learned this word on da Gankernl!)
                yep, underage.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you are a kid after all
                sure…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am good at English
                yep, underage.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yes, yes! A kid you are!!!!
                sure…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >frfr I am good at English!!!!
                yep, underage.
                >also:
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You… are… a… kid!!!!
                sure…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I..... goood.... English!
                yep, underage.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!!!!
                sure…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >where I make mistake! where I make mistake! I have a English test soon help me!
                yep, underage.
                >also
                >don't care...
                Not an argument and I accept your concession. Stop making yourself look like a fool.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!! Kid!!!!!!!
                sure…
                >also:
                i’m not arguing, just saying what it is, grats on winning a concession, still a brand new cope though 🙂

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        your pic doesn't help your argument

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's with the green tint?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you can overclock your switch. Switch had a better display to boot

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the webm comparing the screens

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shreck is a israelite god on a stick storybook reader
    STEAMIES ETERNALLY BTFO
    STEAMIES ETERNALLY BTFO
    STEAMIES ETERNALLY BTFO

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      steamie sisters do be SNEETHING

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO HOW WILL I LEARN ABOUT THE FAKE HISTORY OF A MIDDLE EASTERN SHITHOLE AHHHH

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ezekiel 23:20

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ezekiel's mugshot

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was on Game Boy though

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leviticus 18
    Anime is canceled

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But the Steam Deck doesn't have the finished version of Artifact Foundry that Valve promised but never released.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read the entire Torah, here's a summary

    Genesis ~4004 BC

    World created, everything great, Adam/Eve commit the first sin and world is cursed. There is now death, disease, etc.

    2348 BC

    Global flood, only Noah, his 3 sons, and their 4 wives left. They repopulate the Earth and many of the first civilizations are named after them (Cush, Mizraim (Egypt), etc.)

    2142 BC

    Tower of Babel, God spreads spread people out across the Earth and gives them new languages, created more racial diversity.

    2000 - 1900 BC

    Abraham has 12 sons (the 12 tribes come from this), one of them becomes a leader in Egypt, they all go chill in Egypt. After some time passes, Abraham and the first generation die, pharaoh gets scared of their numbers, and enslaves them

    ~1500 BC, 400 years of Hebrew slavery in Egypt

    You motherfrickers know Exodus at least right? I'll just assume you do.

    The rest of Torah is mostly just laws, instructions on how to build the tabernacle, and scouting out Canaan

    Moses dies at the end and Joshua takes over, they begin their conquest of Canaan.

    FAQ:

    >Yo but the Earth is 6 gorillion years old

    No it's not, the only evidence for old Earth is radiometric dating and nothing else.

    https://answersingenesis.org/evidence-for-creation/10-best-evidences-young-earth/
    https://answersingenesis.org/geology/radiometric-dating/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i ignore other evidences because it discredits my religion

      Good to know.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like you ignored these evidences?

        https://answersingenesis.org/evidence-for-creation/10-best-evidences-young-earth/

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's not evidence, that's poking holes

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1. Little sea bed sediment
          Sea is not static. See also historic cataclysms
          >2.Folded rock layers
          not only possible when layers are fresh. But also possible under the immense geological pressures. Also. How are they so close to the surface if not for geological movement?
          >3.Soft Tissue in Fossils
          not exactly what you think it is. Its semi fossilised. still preserved somewhat
          >4.Faint Sun Paradox
          Can for the most part be explained by atmospheric composition but this article ultimately falls down into the "puddle" argument. "I formed in this environment therefore it was made for me"
          >5.Rapidly Decaying Magnetic Field
          Simply declares the cause of fluctuations in earths magnetic field was caused by "the flood"
          >6.Helium in Radioactive Rocks
          An attempt at self published scientific paper.
          >7. Carbon-14 in Fossils, Coal, and Diamonds
          diamonds showing 60,000 years of c14. undetectable by any lab standards
          >8. Short-Lived Comets
          Nothing in this is evidence of short lived universe. An interesting demo on oort cloud and kuiper belt tho
          >9.Very Little Salt in the Sea
          Overly simplifies historic model of the planets oceans
          >10.DNA in “Ancient” Bacteria
          Standard discrediting attempt with no real "evidence" itself

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not exactly what you think it is. Its semi fossilised. still preserved somewhat

            Stop coping, you believe organic tissue could last 60 million years because you're moronic

            If you asked any scientist if this was possible before we started discovering evidence of it they'd laugh at you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      uh oh, schizos entered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet you can never explain Dinos, it was not in the bible, no one during the medieval ages knew of Dinos.Dragons are not Dinos. Never explain how Dinos died, crazy people made up a statement to cover up your fake story. Not just Dinos, you people never explain anything else pre-ice age either. Humans might have lived during ice page but never explain anything before a ice age.

      Lastly, you people never explain why your god acknowledge other gods. I's not about names, it's about how your dumb fake god said there is other gods. Maybe those other gods are better because you know, they dont kill 1.8 million people with a flood.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > it was not in the bible

        It was, Behemoth is describing a sauropod, there's no other animal living or extinct that matches the description

        > no one during the medieval ages knew of Dinos.
        https://www.genesispark.com/exhibits/evidence/historical/ancient/dinosaur/

        There is tons of it

        Pic related, a stegosaur carving from the middle ages, there is another in this same temple

        It's next to other mundane animals like goats and cattle

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ~1000 BC Shang Dynasty theropod sculpture

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ~1000 BC Shang Dynasty theropod sculpture

                >when they made up dinosaurs the past couple hundred years, they just used references of things that were crafted in the past but people haven't seen
                >just said they were MASSIVE but were probably the size of a lizard

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a dino, nor is it from the Bible.

          >"Behemoth is mentioned in a speech from the mouth of God in chapter 40 of the Book of Job"

          >"Scholars generally agree that it was written between the 7th and 4th centuries BCE."

          The Bible was written earlier, this only proves humans added more stories because Behemoth is also part of Satan in the same storyline. Yet the Bible never mentions these in the original.

          Fake stories every time and everyone we can prove it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Behemoth is also part of Satan in the same storyline
            Literally no, do you just make up any bullshit you feel like?

            In the context of Job, God is talking to Job and saying

            "where you there where I made the ostrich?..."

            And goes on to list animals and their traits he designed. One of those animals is "behemoth".

            He is telling Job this to humble him, there is nothing more to do it, it has nothing to do with Satan, moron.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That is where you are incorrect.

              1) The book of Job is still written by humans, we have enough proof it was written by humans.

              2) Chapter 1 God gives Satan permission to take Job's wealth and kill his children and servants. You are incorrect to not assume Satan did not harm Job. The entire story is about a bet with the devil.

              3) Those "animals" are mythical creatures from many regions. They are not real, nor is the picture you show because we can't find anything but stories around the monsters.

              You fail.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are incorrect to not assume Satan did not harm Job

                I didn't do this. I know the plot of Job, but the animals listed including Behemoth has nothing to do with Satan at all.

                >Those "animals" are mythical creatures from many regions.

                An ostrich is a mythical creature now? God lists many commonly known animals, and then one of them happens to be "behemoth".

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon these people from the EU, Africa and India were dumb. They believed chicken bones are the same as human (roman medical school), india doctors removed kidney stones without drugs, Africa used high levels of drugs as a fix to the human body.

                They will not know what a ostrich from Africa and a behemoth a made up creature looks like. Everyone in Africa knows what's a ostrich but not in EU because just trying to cross unknown land is a dead sentence. That's why mystical creatures are made. They are rumors of real creatures, this behemoth was never real.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yet you can never explain Dinos
        They were animals that went extinct like many others. Creationists talk about dinosaurs plenty, so you're just being moronic

        > it was not in the bible
        Behemoth and liviathan were probably dinosaurs
        >Dragons are not Dinos
        They are a type of dinosaur at least
        >but never explain anything before a ice age.
        What are you expecting? Before the ice age was pre-flood
        >'s about how your dumb fake god said there is other gods
        There are no other gods, moron. When pagan "gods" are mentioned it's talking about demons. You're just being moronic on purposes
        > they dont kill 1.8 million people with a flood.
        Oh no heckin' quit killing violent peopel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you fail to explain dinos in your dumb bible, you people fail to name a creature 1,000,000 years ago, you people lied about a second human like creature. Your Bible is a fake story.

          >pRoBAbLy
          Your god is PrOBabKLy dead, see can't prove it's fact. Any more made up stories.

          Dinos are real, Dragons are fake. We know this because nothing before 1600 mentions the world dragons. There is no pictures of dragons before 1600 and the chianese public had different views on it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_dragon

          Nothing you can mention is close to real when your fake dragon/dinos creatures are too close to China's mythical creatures.

          There was no flood before the ice age, we don't know. no one does. You people made up that story.

          You can't change your god's word, a demon was never a thing in the Bible. That too was made up.

          Animals were killed too like dogs, you dumbfck.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There was no flood before the ice age, we don't know. no one does. You people made up that story.
            Science disagrees with that idea.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Science says we were farming during that time and the "Ice age" was in a local area of the world. Not entire planet! Just like how dumb it sounds to flood an entire world in water.

              White people without Christ are pathetic both now and in pre Christian Europe

              This is incorrect, romans did not know how the human body works. The boy 100% would die because everyone knows you can't live without your balls.

              You know the Christians painted Nero how the israelites paint Hitler today right? Very little of what is taught of Rome in popular culture is actually correct.

              You Christians killed people in the name of a nameless false god. Don't assumed we didn't forget.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is strange that fossils that are supposedly billions of years old are either just barely below the surface at roughly the same level as ancient buildings in Rome from 2,000 years ago are or in some cases are just hanging around beaches in rocks that certainly would have broke apart or otherwise eroded millions of years ago. Not too say the Earth is necessarily 6,000 years old but it would make sense considering written history only goes back around 5,000 years and besides a few handprints on a wall in Africa there is surprisingly no evidence of Humans civilizations from 50,000 or 100,000 years ago. What really made me religious for the frist time was not being able to explain Jesus’ miracles and why his followers who were killed off by Nero would be willing to die if they thought he was a liar in any way. Not to mention the people who die in the ER and see things while their brain activity should be at zero since they’re quite literally dead. Lots of really unexplainable things.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh no, i wont be able to read schizo israeli fairytales for moronic manchildren! how will i cope with this?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when the smartest man alive proved the existance of God from an entirely scientific point of view and was immediately blacklisted by the modern """experts""" showing that their rejection of God is and always was entirely ideological?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he was “blacklisted” for being a moron? maybe?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A quick google search says he is a Trump supporter and copycat Nicholas Rescher papers. College dropout and made up the fake IQ.

      He isn't smart, he is crazy.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can recite the entire bible from memory
    dont need to

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anyone here actually cares about the bible (from a non-religious point of view) I highly recommend this blog and this podcast:

    https://isthatinthebible.wordpress.com/
    https://www.historyinthebible.com/

    I never get to share them anywhere else (Ganker is full of christgays and morons) so may as well dump it here.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are steamies so obnoxious? Worst fanbase in the medium.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe in fairy tales for adults

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h everything you can do on a computer is "available" on Steam Deck what kind of stupid fricking account is this.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worship God, not a israelite.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sayjng Jesus is just a israelite and worshipping Abraham's God is judaism, no?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is only one God, it doesn't matter what name you use or what religion you believe in, there is one Truth that cannot be denied.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that theists are moronic

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >66
          I hate protestcucks so goddamn much

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool, the bible was written when the average iq was like 15

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The bible is about being able to trace your genealogy post antediluvian flood in order to maintain the purity of your bloodline
    >Racemix and you and your children go to hell
    >God is racist

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel Valve sama

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still gets released on the fricking XBOX One

    I am sure the deck will be able to handle it.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the shitch not have a pdf reader?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you really need a pdf reader on a nintendo console? O.o

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? Could double as an ebook reader, at least then the weark hardware wouldn't matter.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you’re right, the ebook stuff makes sense, nintendo could unironically make a book reading app, they had a reading book collection “game” on the ds I think

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nintendo could unironically make a book reading app
            I can see them be moronic enough to not make it support pdf.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to hack a Switch on newer firmware yet?
    Want to move my games and savedata over to deck.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >needing the Bible on your going into video games machine
    >MMXXIII
    lol, lmao even. why have you not memorized the scriptures?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >believing in the god on a stick in MMXXIII
      cringe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        meds now

        I wrote them on my skin

        basado

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wrote them on my skin

  31. 11 months ago
    Nintendojitsu

    As if Nintendo a traditional Japanese company would ever allow Christianity in an official capacity.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Japanese don't believe in Christianity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >deleted
    oof I too would of deleted my post with gramma mistakes out of embarrassment as well...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gramma mistakes
      *grammar

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch has youtube and that has the bible

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nonexistent sky-man's book is available on the 'eck
    So?

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    White people without Christ are pathetic both now and in pre Christian Europe

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >romans understood that its only gay if the balls touch
      Yet another reason that rome was a superior civilization

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know the Christians painted Nero how the israelites paint Hitler today right? Very little of what is taught of Rome in popular culture is actually correct.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And the Switch is on the Deck too. Really, it's just embarrassing at this point.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steam Deck is already on my computer. No need for gabe's tablet

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