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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the frick is this going to be downloadable? I might look at it in a list of other games wondering if I should play it if I could cop a copy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been on steam for ages now, what do you mean? They rebranded to Ion Fury.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't get it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steam letting
      A euphemism for cumming.
      >Bennet
      A stereotypical gay name.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha gay sex and cumming so funny

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Steam letting
          A euphemism for cumming.
          >Bennet
          A stereotypical gay name.

          morons

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            source?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i dunno, the terminator or some stupid old movie my dad likes to watch

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              True Lies.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kindergarten Cop

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Turbo Man

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rambo.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Predator

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Alien

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Heat

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Conan

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Last Action Hero

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Underrated film compared to all his others

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is more people should give it a watch.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Underrated film compared to all his others

                It is more people should give it a watch.

                Literally his best movie

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's probably Terminator. LAH is like the perfect cap to Arnold's 80's and early 90's era of movies though.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Junior

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >OMG THEY DIDN'T REMEMBER THIS 40 YEAR OLD MOVIE AHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
            Grandpa posters are all homosexuals

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              18+ website

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              fr no cap

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >omg they don't understand a good portion of this game's appeal
              this game is purpose built for aging millennials
              in fact it's worse, it appeals specifically to the crowd that treats a reference to something like quake in the same way viewers of big bang theory react to BAZINGA

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it appeals specifically to the crowd that treats a reference to something like quake in the same way viewers of big bang theory react to BAZINGA
                Let's not pretend zoomers don't mouth gape at every fricking Among Us reference or crossover with [Current Popular Rap "Artist"] a game does. Arnold is timeless, your flash-in-the-pan pop culture shit won't be.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Besides. Build Engine games had tons of pop culture references and jokes. Ion Fury is just keeping with tradition.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >plays a boomer shooter
              >seethes that it containes boomer references
              Why are zoomers like this?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This makes the most sense but why the random highlighting of bnet

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I honestly don't even like Commando. It's just a stupid action comedy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that they may be actual gays

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are non gays supposed to get it? How are you such a font of gay knowledge ?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          morons

          Haha gay sex and cumming so funny

          morons, but also not your fault for not following blizzard/steam consolewars tier bullshit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha gay sex and cumming so funny

        "letting off steam" isn't cumming you fricking esl. you really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to interpret this as a gay sex shop.

        https://i.imgur.com/EZsvYEx.jpg

        Cheeky c**ts.

        i read it as bnet games moving to steam

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a commando reference.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blizzard moved their games from B Net to Steam.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that not what it is?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the yellow letters then read the rest. It's making fun of Battle.net, the in-house online service that Blizzard uses.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was already answered hours ago. try reading the thread next time phoneBlack person

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bennet foddy's (l)getting (c)over it, it's a videogame on steam

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Frick and Suck".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That Simpsons episode is slightly above average for the season at best.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BNET STEAM LETTING GO
      It's about blizzard bending the knee to Gaben

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loved this game but got bored after the underground sections. It gets very repetitive.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was it known as formerly?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Bombshell was supposed to be sexy instead of an ESG compliant dyke?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      But I do remember you barging into every Duke/IF thread on this god-forsaken board and derailing the discussion by b***hing non-stop about Shelly not being depicted as a skimpy bimbo and that (you) should play Alien Armageddon instead.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this god-forsaken board
        Then leave and go back to r3ddit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not a dyke, moron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sidecut
        I rest my case.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't have a side cut, you idiot. Her hair is braided you blind moron. Stop looking at concept art and look at screenshots from the final game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks cool, can this design be modded in the game?

      Yes

      or maybe in phantom fury?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I old as frick now because I often have trouble separating the enemies in Ion Fury from the background and it annoys the shit out of me. You know what? I don't think Ion Fury is very good. I was wowed for a minute there but I just haven't been enjoying it that much aside from liking the look of it sometimes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Serious question, are you colorblind? IF's pattern and IF's enemies do have a lot of reds and blues.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if he's not colorblind, IF loves its mono-color areas.
        I've accidentally blasted myself with the Shotgun/GL when I thought I had shells loaded before I noticed the ladder sight flips up in nade mode.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe cause the last time I struggled to parse out the baddies this poorly was with Call of Duty Infinite Warfare. I gave up on that one too because it was straining for basically the same reasons. That's it though. This game and that one I've never had this issue besides those two.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Frick and Suck".

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they know that Bnet would kneel to Steam years before it happened?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I love bob cuts.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gazed upon this post and knew that you were a man of quality, have some bobcuts on me bro.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gazed upon this post and knew that you were a man of quality, have some bobcuts on me bro.

        Short hair girls overall do something for my dick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad we got the Shelly we did.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait. That's my name. Is this a form of video game gangstalking?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone using the Photo mode?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played around with it but I was more focused on gibbing cyborgs than taking screenshots. I did find something funny though. Try starting photo mode after you've activated a security monitor. If you do it right you can teleport to where the camera is when you stop photo mode. This isn't very useful and in some maps it can leave you trapped in a room that Shelly was never intended to enter, but it's funny.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phantom Fury feels like an early Lithtech game. And not in a good way.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow the lamest reference ever good job goty svol

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just finished aftershock
      yep it's goty

      >Corporate approved Safe Horny character.
      Give me the real Bombshell.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want him to live again... 🙁

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Duke is dead
      >Caleb is dead for real
      >Lo Wang's corpse is being paraded around
      >We never got a blaxploitation build engine game
      It's not fricking fair.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blacksploitation Build game
        >Get the choice of playing as two characters, either a Pam Grier expy or a Rudy Ray Moore Expy
        >Story is you get back from Vietnam in the 70s to find your neighborhood overrun with drug dealers and cocaine.
        >Take it upon yourself to get to the bottom of it
        >Weapons are a combination of 70s movie staples and Vietnam era weaponry
        >Enemies include gang members, Klansmen, kung fu ninja, CIA spooks and sewer gators.
        >Soundtrack is entirely funk.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, Fashion Police?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            with less gay

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be the change you want to see in the world

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            source?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              looks like AI to me

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Probably Unity.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ai shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Soundtrack is entirely funk
          I'm sold. Get Parliament to do the main theme, make it about taking back the funk or whatever. Michael Jai White to voice the main character.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking earlier, it's surprising no one ever did a straight up Army of Darkness inspired game where you're a guy with a gun, adventuring in medievil times.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs to the community!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't. Blood 2 was bad enough.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that was only partially the devteams fault though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's still nothing like the first game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Duke is dead
      >Caleb is dead for real
      >Lo Wang's corpse is being paraded around
      >We never got a blaxploitation build engine game
      It's not fricking fair.

      I don't. Blood 2 was bad enough.

      is there a modern day dev that could make a good blood 3? I've heard good things about cultic but I'm waiting for all the episodes to get released before playing

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cultic is more its own thing than Blood 3 really.
        >but pack of dynamites!!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cultic resembles Blood in some respects, but the tone especially is different. The player character is a clear-cut good guy and the music is more uplifting and heroic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally Monolith but they're trapped in the same place they have been for a decade.
        The only reason Blood 2 sucked is because they released a pre-production version of the game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is there a modern day dev that could make a good blood 3
        New Blood could, and we always have the old guard Build engine devs still knocking around who would definitely be up for another round.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >New Blood
          >Adding to their million and one early access products.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cultic is really good. More fun in some ways than Blood, if I may be so bold.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Duke is dead
      >Caleb is dead for real
      >Lo Wang's corpse is being paraded around
      >We never got a blaxploitation build engine game
      It's not fricking fair.

      did his VA die or something?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I was just making a joke about him being undead, his VA still does work in New Blood's games.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah thank god, I was looking everywhere to see what was up

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >overly packed with old pop culture references
    >plays like a bad duke 3d mod
    it gets annoying very quickly

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feline stare.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They replaced the Ogay joke with fricking Skub
      Fricking pansy ass pro skub b***hes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only ogays hate skub

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it's a nice joke

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could they betray us like this?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is to be expected of pro skubs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Degenerates

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank for wallpaper, anon-kun.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aftershock final boss
    >use the golden chip
    >melt the HP with grenade-minigun
    >4 different Heskel dialogues firing in close succession on top of each other

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks will fix

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Gun store in Aftershock has Bayonetta's guns and the pulse rifle from Aliens.
    >You Can't use them.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that this was a reference to battle net games being on Steam now hence bnet being written in yellow.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the odds we will ever get Deadly Kiss?

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks interesting.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So we can all agree that Blood>Ion Fury>Duke3D>Shadow Warrior>

    [...]

    Rampage>>>>>

    [...]

    Paintbrawl right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Shadow Warrior more than Duke and Blood even with all its kinks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I can't. Duke is better than Blood (sorry, but brown do gets old, and Duke layouts are more intricate).

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I put Duke and Ion Fury above Blood and I put Redneck Rampage above everything.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Almost entirely nostalgia. I had a lot of fun playing it with my brother and sister and laughing at all the redneck jokes. Plus the soundtrack was awesome and the weapons all felt great. Enemies variety and level design were horrible I can admit but it's still a comfy playthrough for me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow Warrior > Duke > Ion Maiden >>>>>>>> Chex Quest >>>>>>>>>>> Redneck Rampage >>>>>>>>>>> TekWars >>> Incidente em Varginha >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Blood

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So we can all agree that Blood>Ion Fury>Duke3D>Shadow Warrior>[...] Rampage>>>>>[...] Paintbrawl right?

        bros you forgot powerslave

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best version of Powerslave isn't on the Build Engine. Its on the console Slavedriver engine.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >console version
            failed version of a metroidvania as a fps, versus mid tier build engine game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blood has the best guns and gameplay
      Douk has the best level design
      Shadow Warrior is ok but inferior to Douk, I'd rather play Powerslave or Doom over it.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >formerly chuck's
    i dont get it

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heskel got away (again)
    >Shelly is a wanted criminal
    What a happy ending.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to always imagine a competitive FPS game in the vein of Turok Rage Wars with all the different protagonists from all my favourite shooters in it.

      I guess decades later I got my dream come true but it's Fortnite.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://doomwiki.org/wiki/Samsara

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ion Fury: Life's a Beach when?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd love a beach level mod that include both of them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take anything as a Life's Beach 2 nowaday.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just here to say that I'm not happy with phantom fury and we need to stop it's development to preserve the legacy, will wait a couple of months to play aftershock

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phantom Fury doesn't even need to exist any more.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I tried the demo the other day, the thought I was left with was "why did they even make this"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to say that while it sure have stuff to fix, it's not that bad, and I'm happy for the dev team because they sure did grow artistically, like tenfold, compared to Bombshell and Rise of the Triade remake.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phantom Fury really needs to take all the feedback they got from the demo to heart, and go out to get their shit together, even if it causes multiple long delays.
      I wasn't impressed with Cultic's first demo either, but the dev seemed to really take all the feedback to heart, and thus Chapter 1 absolutely delivered on all fronts when it came out one year and a half later.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I put Duke and Ion Fury above Blood
      Great taste.

      >and I put Redneck Rampage above everything.
      What the frick?

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zan>Shelly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Massive wiener.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *SSLLLLRRRRPPP*
        *SMACK*
        FWAAAaaah

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't take the Flash cartoon aesthetic seriously.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is there still not a mod that makes the in-game art as good as the porn though?
      frickin deviantart dropout shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not female
      So Shelly will always be better

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just finished aftershock
    yep it's goty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then she loses her arm in the next game.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        remember when ion maiden was just a re-order bonus for bombshell?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Phantom Fury has John Blade guest starring instead of Duke Nukem.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm on the last chapter of the expansion.
    Then I'm going to play the campaign again with the rearranging enemies thing and that's it.
    Overall, I found the DLC satisfactory, but I really hope the guys now finish the game once and for all and don't spend another 3 or 4 years on another DLC or some shit like that.
    Leave eduke3D aside and go make a game in a modern engine with the same artwork, please.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You really don't get the situation. "Voidpoint" is essentially a bunch of eduke modders who all have day jobs and work on Shelly content in their free time. They miiiight get absorbed in some other team eventually, but I really doubt they're going to learn essentially an entirely new engine etc. They just like doing Build engine shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nu-Apogee should sign them on to make Bio Menace 3D or something.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ahem
    FRICK robot centipedes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're my main reason for using bowling bombs. I hate the spiders more though.
      >oh whoops looks like you lost 10 health out of nowhere, sorry about that

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i picked up this game and the dlc, i've been enjoying it a lot more than i thought i would. lots of really autistic secrets to look for, it's kinda fun.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Free Shard!

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you make a DOOM gaming staring Kanye West as the main character?

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 3D sequel kinda sucks, Last Exterminator demo feels better

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm afraid Last Terminator won't be able to survive the hype. The game is too simplistic, there's nothing going on in the demo, you're basically doing target practice with goofy as frick enemies. There's no depth to the combat.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arrange mode
    >Shelly's hair is blonde in the mugshot
    >still brown in the third person sprite and in cutscenes

    Come on

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    formely chuck's

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Aftershock fixed the enemy encounter with alternative versions of previous foes and throwing all of them to you at the same time, but this only happens in the first zones and the later levels feel... Normal. I was expecting a last surprise after the spooky town but it didn't happen.
    Voidpoint sucks at endings.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game? Is it on GOG?

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is my gangstalkers again. Yaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn.

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