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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Steel Judoka

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your face is fun

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game was so undercooked, FTL was a fluke.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >poorly thought-out gameplay, which actually makes it a puzzle game (need to play missions a very specific way to win)
      >any criticism can be deflected by saying "but it's a hecking rouge-lite! you can just start a new run!"
      More devs should hide behind a genre quirk when making shitty games.

      Holy filtered. Each mission is like a puzzle, that's the point. You don't have to play it a certain way but there's always a perfect move for each engagment which changes every time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this game is boring
        >THAT'S THE POINT!!!!
        have a nice day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you find puzzles boring, that's on you bro. Maybe stop smoking weed

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >puzzles
            Kek what a weird excuse for a bad game.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you think puzzle games are bad?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think Into The Breach is a shit game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not answering the question just concedes the point

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's shit about it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's boring.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree, what makes it boring?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not fun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le hecking filtered!
        I beat the game and have more hours on it than you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's always a perfect move for each engagment
        This is factually untrue

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          By that I mean, optimal. Often a sticky situation has that PERFECT move that makes you feel like a bigbrain

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poorly thought-out gameplay, which actually makes it a puzzle game (need to play missions a very specific way to win)
    >any criticism can be deflected by saying "but it's a hecking rouge-lite! you can just start a new run!"
    More devs should hide behind a genre quirk when making shitty games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i felt the same way about deadbolt
      man what a disappointing game that was

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marketed as a turn based strategy game but it's actually a puzzle game. I was disappointed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same problem with the game the Grimrock guys made. Uninteresting puzzle game masked as something completely different. Even worse are the "reinforcements" where you can't 100% a mission without playing it twice because of unpredictable changing objectives that there's no way to prepare for.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It looks decent but I was expecting something similar to Front Mission or SRW.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Define the difference

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was there never FTL clones made? Such a fun game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were made multiple times, but they all suck compared to the original one.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat this game on my very first run. I’m a moron. This game should not have been so easy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe don't play on easy and only go for 2 islands

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want something similar to Front Mission or other good turn based tacticals with cool abilities, look no further than Last Spell. Lots of variety, lots of enemies, and you can win your way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and you can win your way.
      A game that lets you win in any way you like is barely a game at all, and more like a coloring book for midwits

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any way that works? Chess is for midwits too I guess, because there are many strats.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Chess
          >many strats
          Anon I...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's called book of openings, not book of opening.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ItB gives you a lot of choice
          Much like FTL your playstyle is mostly determined at the ship/squad select screen
          It just expects you to commit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is only 1 way to win chess, pretty shit game.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FTL devs announce new game
    >brief excitement
    >game comes out
    >it's not very good
    >sales reflect it
    >worm in advertisement for your new game into FTL
    >sales still don't move up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sales reflect it
      It has 15k reviews on steam, in what world do you believe that is a dissapointment?

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good puzzle game. I wholly acknowledge that. Every single thing that happens is something that, with enough foresight, can be stopped or interrupted. Actually playing it however is like dragging my balls across a barbed wire. Every death, no matter how much my fault, feels completely out of my control and horseshit. Therefore, it's a terrible game and I cannot recommend it to anybody except people who hate themselves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my fault
      >out of control
      is this an npc or a black guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Every death, no matter how much my fault, feels completely out of my control and horseshit
      I can't tell if this post is suppose to be sarcastic or if it's something a Ganker melted mind actually came up with in earnest

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really fun but I always feel bad if I don't perfect an island and restart

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game's only real problem is that it's a little too easy, and it's annoying because as a puzzle game it should be simple from a design perspective to make it harder - just add more variables and things to consider per stage. Bigger levels with more tiles, more enemies spawning, and more player units to control. The game is at its peak when it feels like you need to spend 10+ minutes per turn considering every possibility, which is also why blitzkrieg and the lightning whip are some of the most fun aspects of the game.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    really just never enjoyed this game much. definitely a skill issue but felt needlessly brutal to progress in. I have a lot more fun with FTL.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FTL can be pretty brutal too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, you're not wrong , but I always felt FTL was a game that would still draw you in and you could just keep trying. It scratched the "one more time" itch perfectly for me. Captains Edition mod is pretty much fricking horseshit, but now we have the multiverse mod so its a nonissue

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Incredibly simplistic compared to FTL.

        FTL have way more RNG, in ItB you only have yourself to blame. Skill issue.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Incredibly simplistic compared to FTL.
          Wow i did a run with hack cloak flak! I cant wait to win my next run! Maybe this time ill get hack then flak then cloak so complex1!11!!!1!

          This homierdly behaviour is why the company deserves to fail.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're not wrong, pandering to morons its way more profitable.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the threads being mad at launch that all of the character portraits are brown and mystery meat
    *sip* ah, that takes me back

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibly simplistic compared to FTL.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Incredibly simplistic compared to FTL.
      Wow i did a run with hack cloak flak! I cant wait to win my next run! Maybe this time ill get hack then flak then cloak so complex1!11!!!1!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FTL has a very steep learning curve and even at top skill and knowledge you still can get sacked by a strong spawn, and that's just normal
    not only that, getting the crystal cruiser is just bullshit rng
    Into the Breach is actually fun because you actually own your mistakes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that being said i think the mantis cruiser is the most fun ship, but also the hardest to clear the game with

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needed more content all the runs feel the same for each team the amount of variance between runs is too low for the game to be fun after beating it 4 times. It doesn't help that most teams consist of
    The Carry who does most of the work, the second guy who's useful from the start but can't carry a run and the malformed midget who you desperately try to get value out of.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solitaire but fun.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You all are too hard on it. Not being an indie game you can play obsessively for 6 months is normal. I played it for a week, maybe 2, beat it with most of the teams, and that was plenty for a $20 game

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