>BG3gays shilling the most disgustingly fugly character imaginable
reminder that she has a philtrum that doubles as a runway and has a nose like Michael Jackson
>coomer so brainrotted he's stanning disgusting Michael Jackson face fugly b***h >"REEE YUO COOMBRAIN"
only subhuman tier mentally eviscerated coomer wouldn't be disgusted with the frog, homosexual
project harder
>coomer so brainrotted he's stanning disgusting Michael Jackson face fugly b***h >"REEE YUO COOMBRAIN"
only subhuman tier mentally eviscerated coomer wouldn't be disgusted with the frog, homosexual
project harder
if only it wasn't on the fugliest michael jackson looking frog b***h ever
>coomer so brainrotted he's stanning disgusting Michael Jackson face fugly b***h >"REEE YUO COOMBRAIN"
only subhuman tier mentally eviscerated coomer wouldn't be disgusted with the frog, homosexual
project harder
>coomerthread >coomertroons are salivating over the fugliest b***h in existence [...] [...] [...] [...] >"I-IT'S JUST THE PERSONALITY B-BRO!"
the level of coombrain delusion is off the charts
lmao
Take pity on them. Their waifu is in her mid 40s, has a history of sex with multiple gnomes, and openly flirts with the most physically imposing male character on your team in front of them even with a deep romantic bond.
Also she defaults to -1 charisma checks.
And got mogged by a frog woman.
at this point I'm more surprised these literal trannies and soibois have actually LESSENED their shill campaigns to try and make random people on Ganker angry
There's a babe in there and only the perceptive can see it. Those lips and eyes don't lie. I'm sorry you're gay. Don't tell your parents on Christmas; let them enjoy their holiday.
Intimidation check was the first clue. I can't imagine being the kind of cuck who wants to be dominated by her. She's wants real men to put her in her place.
It's my exact fetish and her writer is based as absolute frick.
Holy shit that's her VA?
The 20s keep on rollin, frogbros.
6 months ago
Anonymous
She's currently doing a playthrough of the game as a Gith herself.
6 months ago
Anonymous
She could've chosen the Lae'zel Origin story and play as herself...
But I guess she want to hear the dialog with her more.
6 months ago
Anonymous
That was her logic. She wanted to meet her character and have sex with her, which she did. She's basically playing dark urge without choosing that as the origin char. She's being Chaotic Neutral.
>Watch a vid of her playing BG3 on her youtube channel >Says how she hates the refugees and wants to literally murder them all in a 1 minute long angry rant
Bros...Im in love...
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Don't mansplain me chat!!! >Spends one hour trying to figure out buttons
There's a shop in act 3 I don't remember the name of it but the shop keep is a black dwarf that you have to save from being murdered by Bhaal cultists. I think you can also find one in Cazador's place and maybe Raphael's room in the brothel but I may be confusing that with another outfit.
Honestly the amount of "girls are icky" shit is hilarious. >Is-is that an attractive woman with naturally growing pubic hair, a sign of sexual maturity? >SAVE ME Black personMAN, HELP, I'M GOING INSAAAAANE.
>Dominating
She wants to be dominated you stupid frick. She doesn't truly respect you unless you beat her up.
Stoooooopppp!! Everyone hated me except the frog and now you're telling me she wants to be dominated? But she tells me I should do exactly as she tells me or I'm a chk ;_;
Githyanki are strong and admire strength. She's fricking you but she doesn't respect and certainly doesn't love you You're basically just an annoying weak dildo to her. If you take control, she'll love you forever.
>She doesn't truly respect you unless you beat her up.
That's factually incorrect. She loves your regardless if you win the duel or not. That's why she's the best girl. >t. had to reload multiple times so that she could win
i looked at that thread, the OP literally never said anything that should have got him banned. the steam mods are just massive homosexuals (no surprise) and probably groomers so they banned him anyway
Lae’zel is built for being dominated and rough sex
She's built for both. Or whatever the source of her bruises wants. I let her almost die from the gith extraction machine and egged her on and fight through the pain.She approved every time
>doesn't change her class to way of the open hand monk >doesn't do the one two punch of her toppling the boss, and you doing advantage attacks against a toppled enemy
You don't even have to kill indiscriminately. Just show no mercy and don't bullshit with the evil characters. Just don't be too nice all the time until she's taking your dick.
I never pretended she wasn't. I knew she was the best girl since EA day 1. We frogbros are gentlemen of great taste and strong character. We persevered against all odds and won in the end. Don't ever forget that.
>remember when there were homosexuals shitposting Lae'zel and caliing us cucks for romancing her? KEK how the turns have tabled!
I do actually. I was fighting those pathetic fricks tooth and nail every single thread. I knew Lae'zel was the best from the moment I laid my eyes on her in the reveal trailer, even when no one else did. When the game finally dropped and everyone saw how truly great she is, it was honestly one of the most cathartic moments ever. Feels amazing always being right. Never compromise your convictions, even if you're all alone. Because you're not.
Dude I like the character too but this is Sonichu-tier autismal posting. Please.
6 months ago
Anonymous
trips confirm
frogfrickers would rape their own mother and then be let out of jail in a year
6 months ago
Anonymous
That's just how it is. You won't shame me for it, Black person. Not after I won. Not after WE, frogbros, WON. >autismal
Like something bad, honestly. Autism is a great deterrent, but only if used for good. Like liking great characters beyond any reason. And fighting for what you believe in.
You're probably one of the anons that got me playing the game. I was convinced that she was a cuck character, but somebody was always there to point out that you could tell her to lay the frick down and relax.
You're probably one of the anons that got me playing the game. I was convinced that she was a cuck character, but somebody was always there to point out that you could tell her to lay the frick down and relax.
They thought you weren't supposed to roll the intimidation check and that you were supposed to submit.
Bae'zel is made to be poked and prodded and tenderized.
Eh Gale's alright and Shart is a good friendzone. The demon chav girl is cute in her way, but the rest I could give less of a shit about. Even left the gay vampire standing like a tool on the beach.
The homosexual vampire's hilarious and good company for being a murder hobo. Just bully him constantly.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I've been having fricktons of fun without him. I don't plan on giving him any screentime.
6 months ago
Anonymous
I stake homosexual vamp every single fricking playthrough. I'm fricking gay and I despise the fricker. I knew he was written by a woman the second I saw the frick. He's not even written as a realistic twink, he's written the way some fat fricking ugly fish-c**ted prostitute thinks a flamboyant bisexual would be written.
6 months ago
Anonymous
He's fujobait anon, he was never intended for a gay audience.
They're just all the same flavor of tragic backstory that you play therapist to, and Lae'zel is the most unique and best executed version of that with the best va/mocap
6 months ago
Anonymous
You ain't lying. I just think it's cool that Gale straight up started fricking the goddess of magic and she's being a c**t to him now. That's a pretty cool idea.
He's also not black or a shapeshifting orgy whackjob.
I never pretended she wasn't. I knew she was the best girl since EA day 1. We frogbros are gentlemen of great taste and strong character. We persevered against all odds and won in the end. Don't ever forget that.
Hello Mark, this is your lawyer. You don't read my messages, but you said you use this website a lot, so I'm writing you here. As we discussed earlier, the court discarded this argument, so in your case it would probably be best to plead guilty now. Contact me via email so we can discuss your speech and possible outcomes. Best regards.
>Literal GOTY that a metrick frickton of people enjoy. >Bot spam.
Man, I wish Larian was paying me for saying I like their game. Where's my fricking check?
where's >i-it's totally just her personality!!!
homosexual, now that here were 100 extra posts salivating at this fricking repugnant Michael Jackson faced monstrosity?
If I could fault this game in one thing, it is that after Act 1, Lae'zul and Shart lost their rivalry and chemistry totally. It was a dissapontment, because I was expecting them to be Frenemies all the time, kinda like Legoras and Gimli.
It's a mix of character development and EA being a double-edged sword for the game. EA being entirely (majority) Act 1 helped them iron out a lot of ideas, but also meant that the majority of the content and interactions come from this part as well. The party members react more to things during Act 1 than anywhere else. They barely do much during Act 2, aside from certain events there that are character specific arcs.
How could you possibly roleplay as Lae'zel anyhow? Who would actually follow you? No one.
Wizard and shit? Sure
Some gay charisma homie who stabs goblins and shoots Eldritch cummie blasts? Sure
Karlach?... I guess because she's inherently good natured?
Shart has the "device" so I guess that counts for something.
Literally the only other one I can't fathom being mc is Asstarion because he's such a massive homosexual and a vampire.
>name misspelled >less popular than the Black person
oh no no no frogbros... what is out respond?
>Mixed up 'e' and 'a' and didn't add the apostrophe.
I'll never recover. I'm shaking and sobbing and crying.
I know these stats are from the launch of the game, but I honestly hate how Gale is #1. He's probably the worst companion, a c**t, shit story etc too.
This is pretty easy to understand if you look at party gameplay value. Gale being able to eat scrolls and learn really good spells makes him a must for either parties or being the player character. Most people just go Fighter when they create their own OC, so playing as Lae'zel to do the exact same thing is boring. Wyll is a less effective Lae'Zel and Gale, so there's that. Shadowheart is kind of shit as a player character, so she'd be lower as well. Karlach is for Unga Bunga story playthroughs, while Astarion is in the middle because he does a bit of everything.
I'm honestly confused why people even get upset over the most used party member charts. Gale and Shadowheart are primary needs. Shadowheart, regardless of her personality popularity is just a MUST because of her conversation buff. Astarion steals shit and wrecks the goblin camp, so he's a spec-in pic all the time when necessary. Gale is a fricking Fire Ball AOE.
If there was a Bard as Origin story, I believe people would've choose it.
I think Swords Bard is the best MC you can make. >Be the face of the party and roll those Deception/Persuasion/Intimidation rolls with just 16 Charisma the whole game. >Spot and disarm traps and Steal with it's high dex(send it to 20. 22 with the Mirror of Loss) >Can be an awesome tank with some levels in Paladin >Learns Longstrider, Knock, Featherfall, Fly, See Invisible, Greater Invisibility and Bardic Inspiration.
It's one or the other. People either went magic or chose sword bunga, especially when its normies who don't know what to pick for their first playthrough. The second playthrough is usually the opposite of what they chose, for the newer experience. Lae'Zel would be far too basic of a choice for anyone's second playthrough.
I can't anymore, bros. I go to sleep thinking of lae'zel. I wake up thinking of lae'zel. I work thinking of lae'zel. After work I boot up bg3. I've completed the game 4 times now, and I keep playing it just to be with her. To hear her chk, to see her eyes and her smug smirk. And then I go to sleep. Thinking of lae'zel. It's been 4 month and I want to be with her like you wouldn't believe. She touched my soul like nobody did before. Maybe a miracle will happen and she will be real
>cant have a threesome with her and shadowheart
when they said poly everyone expect her and shadowheart and not fricking halsin. moronic mother frickers.
Sweaty, hot, naked wrestling.
That I lose because fighters are fricking busted, and she says I put up a good fight and we have musty, after battle sex.
I keep Shartie as a healing pet. She's so pitiful she needs some kind of friend. I'd never touch her, though. Not even a drow manprostitute would touch her, and he was her reward for finding some other prostitute's corpse.
the writers are cucks and porn addicts. they literally said they intentionally wrote sexual tension into frog and shart's interactions and frog's ending file is like 50% shart origin lines
You're so dead set on this tactic and it just doesn't work. Meanwhile Shart wants really badly to take perverted druid dick on your watch.
Just feels like projection from where I'm sitting.
You're so dead set on this tactic and it just doesn't work. Meanwhile Shart wants really badly to take perverted druid dick on your watch.
Just feels like projection from where I'm sitting.
I'm a Shadowheartgay and I called him insane for implying that adoption is cuckoldry. You people are so fricking ridiculous.
6 months ago
Anonymous
You're a shartfriend who respects the frog. Shartgays on the other hand try to cope with Shart's character flaws via projection. You aren't the same.
6 months ago
Anonymous
raising another mans son is peak cuckshit.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>another man's son
Gith reproduce asexually you moron the kid literally has no biological father, only a birth mother.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>raising another female's spawn
6 months ago
Anonymous
Doesn't that make Lae'zel the cuck then?
6 months ago
Anonymous
you're both cucked
6 months ago
Anonymous
How? It's cucked to raise another mans kid as a man. That doesn't happen.
6 months ago
Anonymous
it's cucked to raise someone else's kid at all
6 months ago
Anonymous
Would that mean training child soldiers is cuckoldry too?
6 months ago
Anonymous
This
They don't have family ties. All gith after birth are trained in a creche and have no connection to their parents
So it's a race of cucks? Lmao githgays are pathetic.
6 months ago
Anonymous
There's a spell that can make any woman fertile and you have a cleric necromancer and a wizard who's literally fricked the goddess of magic with you. You could get Lae'zel pregnant easily. I get that you're seething about a certain 48 year old woman with a history of taking gnome wiener and a lust for large druid men, but this isn't the way to go, friend.
6 months ago
Anonymous
And? The game still makes you a cuck with the egg.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>And?
And I accept your concession. You lost. It's OK, Shart's a loser too and you both work well together.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>I get that you're seething about a certain 48 year old woman with a history of taking gnome wiener
laezels taken way worse mate. she even implied she's raped a bunch of weird shit
6 months ago
Anonymous
I wouldn't call githyanki pencil dicks way worse. A hymen with a pinhole might as well be unbroken.
6 months ago
Anonymous
she's saying she's fricked far more disgusting things than orges, you brainlet
6 months ago
Anonymous
>this secretly means this bullshit that I made up just now so there!
Shartgays are never gonna make it
6 months ago
Anonymous
>player: Gross. A bugbear and ogre fricking >lae'zel: I'll refrain from detailing my conquests, lest you die of embarrassment
i'm sorry about your reading comprehension mate. she's fricked a bunch of nasty shit
6 months ago
Anonymous
You're really grasping at straws. You have no idea what she fricked or what she considers embarrassing. All you have is your sad little imagination and hope for the best.
Meanwhile I know for a fact that gnomes fricked your wife and that she'd been dreaming of getting beardicked while merely tolerating yours, and even gets mad at you if you refuse to let her cuck you.
There's no comparison.
6 months ago
Anonymous
now this is just coping. every female in the game is a bawd. get over it. lae'zel has very clearly fricked much worse than mere gnomes, given she acted like her "conquests" were worse than ogres
6 months ago
Anonymous
>if I keep insisting on my unsourced headcanon then he'll believe it eventually!
6 months ago
Anonymous
she figures her numerous conquests would be unsightly to the player since they were grossed out by ogres and bugbears. it's obvious what the writers are implying. this is a sad cope
6 months ago
Anonymous
Dude, just take the L. You have one throwaway quip and you're desperate to hang onto it. Shart has fricktons of hard facts.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Shart has fricktons of hard facts.
She's also had fricktons of hard gnomes lmao
6 months ago
Anonymous
that just how githyanki are. they slaughter, enslave, and rape "lesser" species. lae'zel appears to have no problem with this from start to finish in the game
6 months ago
Anonymous
6 months ago
Anonymous
>g-gnomes aren't so bad...
Jesus Christ this is sad.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Shart was written by a cuck. Of course cucks are gonna defend her.
6 months ago
Anonymous
>shart unironically gets molested by a 400 year old gnome when she was a mindwiped little girl >what a prostitute backstory >frog rapes all kinds of things like githyanki always do >my pure queen
I legitimately don't understand the discourse around these characters sometimes
6 months ago
Anonymous
>Frog rapes
She is a teen and is outed as a giant masturbator, what exactly is she supposed to "rape"
6 months ago
Anonymous
>shart unironically gets molested by a 400 year old gnome when she was a mindwiped little girl >what a prostitute backstory
I know, she's disgusting.
6 months ago
Anonymous
They don't have family ties. All gith after birth are trained in a creche and have no connection to their parents
6 months ago
Anonymous
>another mans son
You haven't even played the game. Gith don't reproduce like humans at all. They have designated egg layers who fertilize their own eggs on their own. It's some birthing drone's kid and there is no father at all.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Vlaakith makes some Gith breeders and they just shit out eggs by themselves. There's only a mom.
An expanions, 100%. It's basically free money at this point
They said that an expansion wouldn't be post-game, but at the same time they hinted in the epilogue that a sequel is in the works. I wonder what they'll do I hope we don't go to Athkatla again. I want to explore more parts of the Forgotten Realms
If is an expansion, I doubt we will see any Main Game characters, unless the account the choices you made in the main game with some kind of Save File transfer or something.
If is a Prequel, then I doubt we will also see the characters.
So I expect a totally new MC that you can make and a new, more limited party.
I mean this would be the easiest to do but would also be very unpopular, see the owlcat games that did this for their dlcs
In fact it would be even worse for BG3 considering how people care about the characters much more
Swen said he wanted to make a smaller game next and that he wouldn't be making dlc for BG3 after launch, plans may change because of the massive success though >Swen Vincke said: “Honestly, we haven’t started on an expansion.” He explained that it would be very difficult to create a Dungeons & Dragons story for characters above level 12 due to the power scale of those levels in the setting >Vincke previously said that he’d like the team to return to some smaller projects before doing something as big and ambitious as Baldur’s Gate 3 again
I find it weird all the stuff the epilogue covers yet they never mention anything about that Yenna kid, the one who asks to stay in your camp and can potentially be Orin. Then again I think she's bugged out the ass, all she ever did with me is talk about her paring knife.
There's also that you apparently gave up the dog to some random child in the city.
I wish Orin always kidnaped your LI, regardless if they're in the party or not, and could be ANYONE in the party.
Would be heroic to go save your LI.
The problem is she can only kidnap so many people (Lae'zel, Gale, Minthara, Halsin, the kid to be a failsafe if nobody else is present), and you'll likely have your love interest in the active party and she's unable to grab anyone in the party, which is why for most it was Halsin. >Killed Orin >Left Halsin chained to the Bhaal altar
I quit this game at act 3 because the story was kind of a mess and I feel bad solely because I never saw the last scenes of Lae'zel's romance
Then again I can just wait for the Definitive version to come out and have a less broken game and more content
I only played like 30 minutes or so of this game, but I got ambushed by some gay pirate who threatened my life and I whacked him. Later I found out he was supposed to be a party member. Do you actually need all those bozos that want to join you or can you just murder the undesriables?
You can murder anyone you want, REALLY.
And you don't even lose Party members because later you can use a NPC to contract Mercenaries that have generic character models but can be from any class.
Just know that you can lose some subquests by doing that.
I don't care much about the subclasses. What I would prefer is if Larian made it so picking an Origin didn't completely neuter their character and make them mutes. If I thought the person was cool enough that I wanted to spend the game playing as them then I obviously want to hear them speak.
>from start to finish
You never played it if you believe this. She literally becomes less interested in conquest the longer she stays a romantic interest. What is it with shartgays BTFOing themselves constantly? It's got to be part of their fetishes.
alright so we established she's a piece of shit that's raped all kinds of grotesque looking things and approves of her kin doing the same? this character would be universally hated if she were male
You know, you didn't really give a good rebuttal to her being an actual rapist prior to the game's start. It's actually true that if the character were male, EVERYONE would hate him. It's crazy what female characters can get away with
>early in the game a paladin response is given about changing nature, that willingness, virtue and example can change the nature of anything >you literally help change Lae'zel's nature throughout the game, turning her from a conquering rapist and pillager to a Faerun-loving one-man tradwife
She is BUILT for Lawful Good Paladins.
>turning her from a conquering rapist and pillager to a Faerun-loving one-man tradwife
and that's why the writing for this character is simply ridiculous, although she still never says her kin need to stop enslaving people
>shart unironically gets molested by a 400 year old gnome when she was a mindwiped little girl >what a prostitute backstory >frog rapes all kinds of things like githyanki always do >my pure queen
I legitimately don't understand the discourse around these characters sometimes
morons having a contest on which female choice is most degenerate and yet i guarantee you all ov them won't touch karlach with a ten foot pole when she's a red female doomguy
The most degenerate backstory goes to either Lae'zel or Minthara. Minthara's supposed to be evil though, so no one cares when she says Astarion would be better off as a sex slave or when she practically threatens to rape Shadowheart lol
Sure, and she talks about having a tumble with anybody and everybody the second she's cured. Then says she's gonna go look for somebody to frick once she is cured if you aren't going for her.
>strongest sword arm in the party >never lied to you once (unlike LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PARTY MEMBER) >cute af >gets flustered when you mention you missed her >handholding at sunrise, nothing any other romances even come close
>gets nervous when you tell her you're gonna kiss her >persuade or scold her to shut the frick up and kiss you >happily kisses you wherever you want whenever you ask from that point on
She's too good bros
also >hottest VA, has her eyes and mouth >most unchanged character from original draft; she just didn't need changing >most straightforward and no-bullshit not even mentioning the lack of lies, will tell it like it is no matter what >gradually becomes open minded and kind, her alignment subtly but powerfully shifting from evil to good >absolutely loves fighting despite getting in touch with the girly side she's always secretly wanted >channels her drive to prove herself toward working to make you proud >gets turned on when you refuse the deal with Raphael and then tell her you're gonna steal that shit at his house
I could go on and on.
Your interpretation isn't canon and never will be.
Shart's wienerlust for shapeshifting druid perverts on the other hand... now that's canon.
6 months ago
Anonymous
She likens her conquests to orges and bugbears or perhaps even worse. I'm sorry that you're ESL, but the script is what it is.
6 months ago
Anonymous
6 months ago
Anonymous
>has one and only one chance >fails >keeps spamming the same failed chance every single time because it's literally all it has
This is depressing, anon. It was sad before but the fact that you're still this mad about it after all this time, on Christmas Eve, is jut pathetic.
two froggays keep saying nuh uh in spite of the script
lol
6 months ago
Anonymous
>has one and only one chance >fails >keeps spamming the same failed chance every single time because it's literally all it has
This is depressing, anon. It was sad before but the fact that you're still this mad about it after all this time, on Christmas Eve, is jut pathetic.
full nelson
he mad
Mating press
what is a mating press? can someone post an example? i cant really visualize the position very well.
>BG3gays shilling the most disgustingly fugly character imaginable
reminder that she has a philtrum that doubles as a runway and has a nose like Michael Jackson
She's more attractive than any Gacha bawd because of her personality, something a lowbrow coombrain like you would never understand.
>coomer so brainrotted he's stanning disgusting Michael Jackson face fugly b***h
>"REEE YUO COOMBRAIN"
only subhuman tier mentally eviscerated coomer wouldn't be disgusted with the frog, homosexual
project harder
the only value a woman has is her looks
People love Lae'zel for her endearing personality.
Take your shallow ass elsewhere.
>coomerthread
>coomertroons are salivating over the fugliest b***h in existence
Sexo
>"I-IT'S JUST THE PERSONALITY B-BRO!"
the level of coombrain delusion is off the charts
lmao
>this mentally disabled by a frog
lmao
Take pity on them. Their waifu is in her mid 40s, has a history of sex with multiple gnomes, and openly flirts with the most physically imposing male character on your team in front of them even with a deep romantic bond.
Also she defaults to -1 charisma checks.
And got mogged by a frog woman.
at this point I'm more surprised these literal trannies and soibois have actually LESSENED their shill campaigns to try and make random people on Ganker angry
she cute
There's a babe in there and only the perceptive can see it. Those lips and eyes don't lie. I'm sorry you're gay. Don't tell your parents on Christmas; let them enjoy their holiday.
is makes me laugh when froggays have to resort to shilling the voice actress because the character is so damn ugly
By all means, post your wife's VA. I'll wait.
are you here for lae'zel or devora wilde? the va is not the character
Looks like it's gonna be a long wait.
Also both. I'd happily have a threesome with Lae'zel and Devora Wilde.
moron. It's literally her with nose scaled 50% and moved upwards. Stop being jealous of perfect wife.
Must’ve taken her a long time to find a pair of glasses that would hold on to her nose
>[intimidation] No, you will submit to me
h-how is she going to full nelson me?
>you wake up bruised and drained, sore from the night before, you can barely move
I don't. I beat her into submission, as I'm the source of her bruises. What sort of pussy doesn't get mad?
Nothing makes me happier than Lazael getting frustrated and angry. Half the time she even gives you approval when you piss her off
>chk urself before you wrk urself
and then fingerguns, never fails
Sexo
Reminder that she's the ultimate sub wife who just acts tough. the literal perfect woman.
>Beat the shit out of her.
>She respects and loves you for it.
Ultimate wife material. Shartgays can enjoy sharing their wife, Frog is life.
Intimidation check was the first clue. I can't imagine being the kind of cuck who wants to be dominated by her. She's wants real men to put her in her place.
It's my exact fetish and her writer is based as absolute frick.
if only it wasn't on the fugliest michael jackson looking frog b***h ever
Bae'zel is pretty and her VA is a fricking goddess with a voice that's pure sex. You are low test.
Holy shit that's her VA?
The 20s keep on rollin, frogbros.
She's currently doing a playthrough of the game as a Gith herself.
She could've chosen the Lae'zel Origin story and play as herself...
But I guess she want to hear the dialog with her more.
That was her logic. She wanted to meet her character and have sex with her, which she did. She's basically playing dark urge without choosing that as the origin char. She's being Chaotic Neutral.
>the chad bae'zel vs the used shart
>Watch a vid of her playing BG3 on her youtube channel
>Says how she hates the refugees and wants to literally murder them all in a 1 minute long angry rant
Bros...Im in love...
>Don't mansplain me chat!!!
>Spends one hour trying to figure out buttons
moron
How many gnome dicks has shart taken again?
and like frog b***h hasn't fricked everything
Ahh so that's why there's a scene where Lae'zel asks you if she can get fricked by Halsin...
oh wait
he turns into a bear not a giant frog
It's weird how pretty her eyes are.
Frick it I'd even call her pretty by gith standards.
>ultimate sub wife who just acts tough
Unironically the hottest archetype
I don't. Lae'zel is the mean hapa b***h you have to soften up with your fists.
Best part is she begs you to do the softening.
Sauce?
lae'zel is a CUTE!
10/10 romance
>Will you stay with me for good?
>I won't be your husband, but I will be your lay
put her in lingerie and send her to the front
cute
Where do I get this outfit?
There's a shop in act 3 I don't remember the name of it but the shop keep is a black dwarf that you have to save from being murdered by Bhaal cultists. I think you can also find one in Cazador's place and maybe Raphael's room in the brothel but I may be confusing that with another outfit.
>No bush
Ruined
in game model has it
Modern Ganker is 95% homosexual. Most people here think bushes are gross now
Honestly the amount of "girls are icky" shit is hilarious.
>Is-is that an attractive woman with naturally growing pubic hair, a sign of sexual maturity?
>SAVE ME Black personMAN, HELP, I'M GOING INSAAAAANE.
>it's nature bro
Yeah this isn't an argument. Unkempt bush is nasty
Gay
I agree entirely because Halsin would probably frick a kid. He's a complete degen piece of shit.
Stop responding to spam, fricking morons. Report and move on.
Cry some more homosexual.
He mindbreaks you every single time he enters your raid threads.
she cute
My first playthrough, the only one who wanted to segs me was the frog girl. What does that say about me?
You’re based
But I was soft for the burning girl and shadow. I was basically forced to have the frog girl. Nobody liked me besides the frog ;_;
God damn I loved the first segs scene though. When she told me to open and taste, I was forever stuck with her. Stupid sexy dominating women...
NGMI.
Stoooooopppp!! Everyone hated me except the frog and now you're telling me she wants to be dominated? But she tells me I should do exactly as she tells me or I'm a chk ;_;
I hate this.
Githyanki are strong and admire strength. She's fricking you but she doesn't respect and certainly doesn't love you You're basically just an annoying weak dildo to her. If you take control, she'll love you forever.
>Stooop ;;
You deserve to be cucked.
>dominating
>Dominating
She wants to be dominated you stupid frick. She doesn't truly respect you unless you beat her up.
>She doesn't truly respect you unless you beat her up.
That's factually incorrect. She loves your regardless if you win the duel or not. That's why she's the best girl.
>t. had to reload multiple times so that she could win
You're gonna want to about face and go for Shadowheart. Leave the gith to real men.
You are alpha and don't take shit. She's attracted to boldness, combat, violence, and strong choices.
You have bloodlust. So did I. Her demand for my dick started the second after I killed the owlbear and her child. How the hell could I say no?
>tsun gives way for dere to finally reveal herself
that was the moment I came
YOU WILL CARESS THE FROG
AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
Captcha:JPM0MY
Kiss frog. Love frog.
I want to have passionate missionary SEX with Devora! And I want her to call me an Istik when istik my dick in her!
I swear there was meant to be a sex scene here, but it just didn't happen onscreen.
rape her
>Hod
shaking brown sausage fingers typed this post
kill self spamming pedoBlack personhomosexual
>bg3 shill spammer accuses other people of spamming
seething brown subhumans
>calls ofher people brown
>never posts his hand with timestamp when called out
"No!"
i looked at that thread, the OP literally never said anything that should have got him banned. the steam mods are just massive homosexuals (no surprise) and probably groomers so they banned him anyway
"what's that short for?"
Lae’zel is built for being dominated and rough sex
And that's as canon as it gets. She literally fetishizes being cute and submissive and weak
but actually for soft cuddling and head pats
She's built for both. Or whatever the source of her bruises wants.
I let her almost die from the gith extraction machine and egged her on and fight through the pain.She approved every time
Why not both? I had girlfriends who were into super rough sex, and soft aftercare. Beat the frick out of them during the deed, cuddle after.
Never played this game; why does this amphibian woman have such a frickable face?
Well I am fighter in my party, i left her ugly face in the camp and head role-played that she is on permanent kitchen duty.
I made her a bard purely for the vicious mockery lines
>doesn't change her class to way of the open hand monk
>doesn't do the one two punch of her toppling the boss, and you doing advantage attacks against a toppled enemy
i don't like monks
Astarion, Shadowheart and Gale served my envision of ideal party 100%
(Astarion is annoying piece of shit, but from roleplaying POV you should expect Rogue be annoying piece of shit,)
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
LAY EGGS
LAY EGGS
She doesn't think she can lay eggs, but she didn't think she'd fall in love with a human either.
Probably a spell for that.
Doesn't Gith choose to produce eggs? I think she says something like it being a biological choice that they can control at will.
Vlakith controls it for them
It's probably more under her control specifically once she's out from under the Lich Queen's boot
Can I romance her if I just act like a chad who's better than everyone or do I need to kill a bunch of people too? I'm playing a paladin.
You don't even have to kill indiscriminately. Just show no mercy and don't bullshit with the evil characters. Just don't be too nice all the time until she's taking your dick.
Tsk'va. I presume a teethling wrote this post. I would not bide with myself with anger or "get mad" as you say.
(!) GHAIK DETECTED
I'm tired of pretending she's not pretty. It's weird pretty, alien pretty, but goddammit she's pretty.
I never pretended she wasn't. I knew she was the best girl since EA day 1. We frogbros are gentlemen of great taste and strong character. We persevered against all odds and won in the end. Don't ever forget that.
It's those fricking eyes they drive me crazy. Feels good man.
They're the one part of Devora they kept. She has those Sex Eyes.
She's got the lips, too. Only thing they really changed was the skin color and nose/ears to make her look like a gith.
>her doing those vids with a face filter to make her nose look gith
i love her so much
>so high res i can see the fuzz on her face
would frick with the force of a thousand suns
Post the .webm
You know the one
This one?
No, shit, I forgot it was a .gif
Oh frick saved.
God dam it feels so good being a Frog chad
Based, remember when there were homosexuals shitposting Lae'zel and caliing us cucks for romancing her? KEK how the turns have tabled!
>remember when there were homosexuals shitposting Lae'zel and caliing us cucks for romancing her? KEK how the turns have tabled!
I do actually. I was fighting those pathetic fricks tooth and nail every single thread. I knew Lae'zel was the best from the moment I laid my eyes on her in the reveal trailer, even when no one else did. When the game finally dropped and everyone saw how truly great she is, it was honestly one of the most cathartic moments ever. Feels amazing always being right. Never compromise your convictions, even if you're all alone. Because you're not.
Dude I like the character too but this is Sonichu-tier autismal posting. Please.
trips confirm
frogfrickers would rape their own mother and then be let out of jail in a year
That's just how it is. You won't shame me for it, Black person. Not after I won. Not after WE, frogbros, WON.
>autismal
Like something bad, honestly. Autism is a great deterrent, but only if used for good. Like liking great characters beyond any reason. And fighting for what you believe in.
Most probably. Time well spent I'll say.
It really is.
based
cringe
Samegay cry.
You're probably one of the anons that got me playing the game. I was convinced that she was a cuck character, but somebody was always there to point out that you could tell her to lay the frick down and relax.
I'm sorry I doubted you in the EA frogchad. I never would've imagined that Lae'zel would be best girl.
Karlach's the best option by far. Shart's polygamous and the other two are degenerate monsters
They thought you weren't supposed to roll the intimidation check and that you were supposed to submit.
Bae'zel is made to be poked and prodded and tenderized.
Shes the best. I do not care for the rest of the cast
Cute!
Eh Gale's alright and Shart is a good friendzone. The demon chav girl is cute in her way, but the rest I could give less of a shit about. Even left the gay vampire standing like a tool on the beach.
The homosexual vampire's hilarious and good company for being a murder hobo. Just bully him constantly.
I've been having fricktons of fun without him. I don't plan on giving him any screentime.
I stake homosexual vamp every single fricking playthrough. I'm fricking gay and I despise the fricker. I knew he was written by a woman the second I saw the frick. He's not even written as a realistic twink, he's written the way some fat fricking ugly fish-c**ted prostitute thinks a flamboyant bisexual would be written.
He's fujobait anon, he was never intended for a gay audience.
They're just all the same flavor of tragic backstory that you play therapist to, and Lae'zel is the most unique and best executed version of that with the best va/mocap
You ain't lying. I just think it's cool that Gale straight up started fricking the goddess of magic and she's being a c**t to him now. That's a pretty cool idea.
He's also not black or a shapeshifting orgy whackjob.
Fellow men of taste and character.
>tfw a ghaik tries to deposit psychic waste in a humanoid only outhouse (the ghaik claims to resist their elder brain)
Froggy, my space girlfriend
>that Cephalopod
Will Lae'zel... play Splatoon with me?
Yes, she's an epic gamer.
The >frick vlakith sweater.
I'm love.
Cute frog
I make her kiss me in public.
>[Intimidation]: Natural 20
sex with frog
I love Shadowheart.
>Shadowbawd
This isn't a Halsin thread, sorry.
Yeah that's the point that thread sucks I'd rather post here
>Go for the cuck options
>Get cucked
>"Oh no, I got cucked!"
Do Ganker REALLY?
You'll not literally no other romance even has cuck options to begin with. Tells you all you need to know about Shadoprostitute.
Actually you can, with the Drow Twins at the brothel in Act 3.
IIRC only Karlach refuses.
Literally every single female refuses aside of Shadowbawd
female companion *
Beanbag shotgun.
>discord raiders could not refute this without sounding mad
Never stop posting this
Never let them live it down
I'm in their discord and every time this is posted they seethe and cry it's great
Hello Mark, this is your lawyer. You don't read my messages, but you said you use this website a lot, so I'm writing you here. As we discussed earlier, the court discarded this argument, so in your case it would probably be best to plead guilty now. Contact me via email so we can discuss your speech and possible outcomes. Best regards.
>Hello Mark
Name's too white for that brown Black personhomosexual.
Post hand with timestamp or this thread in the background.
How the frick does this pic STILL make shills this mad? They try hard to not engage but they still do with no fail
It's botspam. People engage because they're not autists on here 24/7 monitoring the actions of a schizoid spammer.
>botspam
And all those bg3 threads aren't?
>all those bg3 threads
>popular game have threads
STOP THE PRESSES!
kill self tourist Black person
>Literal GOTY that a metrick frickton of people enjoy.
>Bot spam.
Man, I wish Larian was paying me for saying I like their game. Where's my fricking check?
Using my psionic abilities to make Lae’zel pregnant against vlaakiths will
>implying that nose could ever support a pair of shades
She's pushing them up for a reason, dummy
VA is hot but the character is hideous.
Are there any Githyanki more attractive than Lae'zel? Genuine question.
Nope.
Roll for your racist gith gf
>No Vlaakith
I want my lich GILF that will give me DRAGONS, dammit!
Bottom left stomped me so hard in my second run I quit the game.
its so funny that the kithrak (middle left) was the biggest jobber but dropped the best sword for lae'zel
I don’t remember 1, 4, 6, 9. Who was she?
1 was one of the warriors the kithrak was briefing
4 is the kithrak
6 is one of the warriors in the creche
9 is one of the trainees in the creche
You have a crazy good memory high IQ Anon. Thanks.
My first response to anything that makes me unhappy is to uninstall. If you don't play the game then you won't be angry. Simple enough.
where's
>i-it's totally just her personality!!!
homosexual, now that here were 100 extra posts salivating at this fricking repugnant Michael Jackson faced monstrosity?
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
triggered troon hating on Lae'zel
I love her deep down really.
If I could fault this game in one thing, it is that after Act 1, Lae'zul and Shart lost their rivalry and chemistry totally. It was a dissapontment, because I was expecting them to be Frenemies all the time, kinda like Legoras and Gimli.
It's a mix of character development and EA being a double-edged sword for the game. EA being entirely (majority) Act 1 helped them iron out a lot of ideas, but also meant that the majority of the content and interactions come from this part as well. The party members react more to things during Act 1 than anywhere else. They barely do much during Act 2, aside from certain events there that are character specific arcs.
Here I thought she couldn't be uglier.
(you)
this pig nosed nerd thing is not attractive and will never be no matter how much you modify it
lae'zel mating press with hand holding and leg locking
I'll bet she loves getting her ear bit.
Deep intimate bonding with Frog. Leg-lock sex with Frog. Love me frog, hate me shart, simple as.
A man of culture.
My frog brethren.
>corona earings
shut the frick up laezy
Remember when the devs misspelt her name on the stats?
Intern responcible for charts =/= developer.
>name misspelled
>less popular than the Black person
oh no no no frogbros... what is out respond?
How could you possibly roleplay as Lae'zel anyhow? Who would actually follow you? No one.
Wizard and shit? Sure
Some gay charisma homie who stabs goblins and shoots Eldritch cummie blasts? Sure
Karlach?... I guess because she's inherently good natured?
Shart has the "device" so I guess that counts for something.
Literally the only other one I can't fathom being mc is Asstarion because he's such a massive homosexual and a vampire.
>Mixed up 'e' and 'a' and didn't add the apostrophe.
I'll never recover. I'm shaking and sobbing and crying.
I know these stats are from the launch of the game, but I honestly hate how Gale is #1. He's probably the worst companion, a c**t, shit story etc too.
Gale is #1 because he is the only white man who isn't flamboyantly gay
he's just gay
This is pretty easy to understand if you look at party gameplay value. Gale being able to eat scrolls and learn really good spells makes him a must for either parties or being the player character. Most people just go Fighter when they create their own OC, so playing as Lae'zel to do the exact same thing is boring. Wyll is a less effective Lae'Zel and Gale, so there's that. Shadowheart is kind of shit as a player character, so she'd be lower as well. Karlach is for Unga Bunga story playthroughs, while Astarion is in the middle because he does a bit of everything.
I'm honestly confused why people even get upset over the most used party member charts. Gale and Shadowheart are primary needs. Shadowheart, regardless of her personality popularity is just a MUST because of her conversation buff. Astarion steals shit and wrecks the goblin camp, so he's a spec-in pic all the time when necessary. Gale is a fricking Fire Ball AOE.
If there was a Bard as Origin story, I believe people would've choose it.
I think Swords Bard is the best MC you can make.
>Be the face of the party and roll those Deception/Persuasion/Intimidation rolls with just 16 Charisma the whole game.
>Spot and disarm traps and Steal with it's high dex(send it to 20. 22 with the Mirror of Loss)
>Can be an awesome tank with some levels in Paladin
>Learns Longstrider, Knock, Featherfall, Fly, See Invisible, Greater Invisibility and Bardic Inspiration.
looks like jack black as a kid
thats the joke
nice
I love meatloaf. the person and thet food
RIP Dio, the Bard of Asmodeus.
dio is the gay version of the crypt keeper. he'll throw poor kids in jail for downloading how gay music. it's not even that good.
I love the crypt keeper, I have no idea what this sentence could possibly mean. Are you a bot?
limewire early 90s. I like the crypt keeper too.
Time to make a Bard that is Lawful Evil in nature and only sings about the GLORY OF ASMODEUS.
frick off loser.
Shiny diamonds! Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue!
dio is a b***h
I feel most people played as a magic Tav, abused haste, and used the 3 ladies. 2 to synergies with haste, 1 as the best healer.
It's one or the other. People either went magic or chose sword bunga, especially when its normies who don't know what to pick for their first playthrough. The second playthrough is usually the opposite of what they chose, for the newer experience. Lae'Zel would be far too basic of a choice for anyone's second playthrough.
>another pointless BG3 waifuhomosexual slop thread
seethe, Black person, seethe
>Literal discussion of the game.
>HURR SLOP
Go away, brownoid.
even nips like her
On that note I really like her nips.
>Rayzel
I love Nips and the l/r mixup. It's a cute linguistic quirk.
of course they like her, she's every angry e-girl character
She has big eyes and a small nose, just like their anime girls
>She has big eyes and a small nose
Funny how the cutest phenotypes are the least israeli.
>Rayzeru-Chan
No shit they like her. The Githyanki are pretty much exactly like the nips.
>can't get impregnated by human men
Worthless.
It's Faerun. Literally female can get pregnant if your best friends are a wizard and a cleric.
literally any*
https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Fertility
I can't figure out why this is necromancy. Is it because it's bringing a womb to life?
a lot of japanese calling her laezel-nee-san
She's pretty chunni to be fair
jesus frickin christ those breasts are vomit inducing
Sex with the frog
I wonder what her frog pussy tastes like
I imagine gith pussy tastes a little saltier, just a little. Like extra sweat from a long workout.
Indeed
>Scratchy bruised scarred skin.
That is my fetish. Warrior maiden phenotype.
"No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter!"
Speaking of bruised her greatest term of endearment for you translates to "source of my bruises."
>That is my fetish. Warrior maiden phenotype.
Based beyond belief.
God, I wish animators would use this instead of their puffy titted versions.
Albino Gith is hotter.
That's a man.
Red barbarian woman is better
Than Shadowheart? Unquestionably.
You pale in comparison to Ganker's best girl, Tencent shit.
Tali's nice but she's been replaced. I was a lifelong talibro, but she wasn't as submissive. If Tali played tough, she'd have won, but there it is.
mass effect 3 ruined her
>Shitisraelite with an Israeli accent.
Nope, friend, not gonna do it.
I've moved on.
heh
That one female gith scientist with sex voice
It's unreal how much I love her
She’s just too much of an edgelord for me
She's not edgy, she's tribal and naive, there's a very distinct difference.
teefling
I will never, ever see the appeal
You need to play the game and see her change throughout.
I’ve beaten the game 3 times beginning to end, I still have not been attracted to her at all
Each their own.
>I will never, ever see the appeal
Here’s your wife bro, I guess you must really like her arc if you’re this horny for the frog
I can't anymore, bros. I go to sleep thinking of lae'zel. I wake up thinking of lae'zel. I work thinking of lae'zel. After work I boot up bg3. I've completed the game 4 times now, and I keep playing it just to be with her. To hear her chk, to see her eyes and her smug smirk. And then I go to sleep. Thinking of lae'zel. It's been 4 month and I want to be with her like you wouldn't believe. She touched my soul like nobody did before. Maybe a miracle will happen and she will be real
My ranking
Frog = red > minty > shart
Nah, Karlach is good, firm second place. But Lae is superior to everyone, easily.
Smooch
Shart used to be the most popular girl around here, what happened?
>what happened?
Justice.
I still love her and always will.
People played the game.
Those are fine you mongoloid
She and Shadowheart got hit by the thott curse.
Still would
Looks NOTHING like her, awful
Why do mf's insist on bimbofying everything,legit looks terrible
I felt the same way about Shadowheart, but frog with a nose looks way better.
what was that noise? did you just sneeze?
Offer her a Tunes cough drop
Find me a mod to change her ugly nose and mouth to something decent and I will consider playing BG3.
There are tons, but I don't know if it changes all the other Yankis too.
Does rape make me sound mad
Look like some kind of sea creature. Imagine having that in your party.
Can you romance her if you're a hot elf babe? This will make or break my purchase of BG3
You can romance any companion as any gender. They are all "playersexual"
Nice
>chk
crouch block, punish with my own chk at max range, or a combo starter if they throw it out at close range
>stab me b***h
she's so cute bros
you're an insignificant little frick
Based. BG3 mechanics was fun but the plot and villains were mid as frick compared to the king. I Honestly think the best villain ever?
what I liked about bg3 was there weren't any penalties for Duel or multiclassing. frick 5e
A lot of times they had choices to make and sided with fun, and it worked.
Jon iranicus is still my favorite villain in these games
I hate minsc whiney the pooh. I already killed him in bg 1 & 2.
ignore the early build
Who hurt you?
bg2ee
Same, as soon as I heard that homosexual mercer voice he was killed off.
I hated jaheira's husband the most, and it was really nice seeing that b***h dissected on the table in bg2
Who hurt you? Though he was an annoying character, liked his high hp though.
he by the time I hit bg2 I was a solo barbarian mage solo xp hunter.
Great,now i have the idea that the little owlbear that hangs out in the camp calls lae'zel "mom"
That's adorable,now with the hamster and dog and she's got a whole ass crew
boo is in space now. he's a giant space hamster spell jammer character
>cant have a threesome with her and shadowheart
when they said poly everyone expect her and shadowheart and not fricking halsin. moronic mother frickers.
Sweaty, hot, naked wrestling.
That I lose because fighters are fricking busted, and she says I put up a good fight and we have musty, after battle sex.
> musty
I can’t figure out if this is a zoomer or developing world thing?
Sorry bros, Lae'zel x Shadowheart is canon
organic thread organic replies
bg2 is the best baldur's gate game, and divine divinity is the best larian game
she loves my bhaal spawn wiener
festive frog!
Merry Githmas!
Rip meatloaf
dance on my back slave. I have a link in it
What scene is that picture from
I made up bg3 video
it's fake
More pretty please?
If they wanted me to redeem Shadowheart back to Selune, why did they make Dark Justiciar look so fricking cool
>oc
trash
2 words
Mushroom
Bruise
feels pretty good knowing frog won the waifu wars despite all the falseflagging and seething from sharties
I keep Shartie as a healing pet. She's so pitiful she needs some kind of friend. I'd never touch her, though. Not even a drow manprostitute would touch her, and he was her reward for finding some other prostitute's corpse.
Shartcucks made fun of Froggy for 3 years straight, they got what they fricking deserved
the writers are cucks and porn addicts. they literally said they intentionally wrote sexual tension into frog and shart's interactions and frog's ending file is like 50% shart origin lines
She still made you adopt a random kid, she made you a cuck.
How is adoption being "cucked" when she's infertile? You people are certifiably insane.
She is also a cuck because githyanki are a race of cuckolds. You waifuing one turned you into one.
Cope.
Seethe.
Mald.
Mintharabros won.
I literally told you how this shit worked, since you don't. You're the one seething here, shartgay.
Cry harder cuckold
You're so dead set on this tactic and it just doesn't work. Meanwhile Shart wants really badly to take perverted druid dick on your watch.
Just feels like projection from where I'm sitting.
I'm a Shadowheartgay and I called him insane for implying that adoption is cuckoldry. You people are so fricking ridiculous.
You're a shartfriend who respects the frog. Shartgays on the other hand try to cope with Shart's character flaws via projection. You aren't the same.
raising another mans son is peak cuckshit.
>another man's son
Gith reproduce asexually you moron the kid literally has no biological father, only a birth mother.
>raising another female's spawn
Doesn't that make Lae'zel the cuck then?
you're both cucked
How? It's cucked to raise another mans kid as a man. That doesn't happen.
it's cucked to raise someone else's kid at all
Would that mean training child soldiers is cuckoldry too?
This
So it's a race of cucks? Lmao githgays are pathetic.
There's a spell that can make any woman fertile and you have a cleric necromancer and a wizard who's literally fricked the goddess of magic with you. You could get Lae'zel pregnant easily. I get that you're seething about a certain 48 year old woman with a history of taking gnome wiener and a lust for large druid men, but this isn't the way to go, friend.
And? The game still makes you a cuck with the egg.
>And?
And I accept your concession. You lost. It's OK, Shart's a loser too and you both work well together.
>I get that you're seething about a certain 48 year old woman with a history of taking gnome wiener
laezels taken way worse mate. she even implied she's raped a bunch of weird shit
I wouldn't call githyanki pencil dicks way worse. A hymen with a pinhole might as well be unbroken.
she's saying she's fricked far more disgusting things than orges, you brainlet
>this secretly means this bullshit that I made up just now so there!
Shartgays are never gonna make it
>player: Gross. A bugbear and ogre fricking
>lae'zel: I'll refrain from detailing my conquests, lest you die of embarrassment
i'm sorry about your reading comprehension mate. she's fricked a bunch of nasty shit
You're really grasping at straws. You have no idea what she fricked or what she considers embarrassing. All you have is your sad little imagination and hope for the best.
Meanwhile I know for a fact that gnomes fricked your wife and that she'd been dreaming of getting beardicked while merely tolerating yours, and even gets mad at you if you refuse to let her cuck you.
There's no comparison.
now this is just coping. every female in the game is a bawd. get over it. lae'zel has very clearly fricked much worse than mere gnomes, given she acted like her "conquests" were worse than ogres
>if I keep insisting on my unsourced headcanon then he'll believe it eventually!
she figures her numerous conquests would be unsightly to the player since they were grossed out by ogres and bugbears. it's obvious what the writers are implying. this is a sad cope
Dude, just take the L. You have one throwaway quip and you're desperate to hang onto it. Shart has fricktons of hard facts.
>Shart has fricktons of hard facts.
She's also had fricktons of hard gnomes lmao
that just how githyanki are. they slaughter, enslave, and rape "lesser" species. lae'zel appears to have no problem with this from start to finish in the game
>g-gnomes aren't so bad...
Jesus Christ this is sad.
Shart was written by a cuck. Of course cucks are gonna defend her.
>shart unironically gets molested by a 400 year old gnome when she was a mindwiped little girl
>what a prostitute backstory
>frog rapes all kinds of things like githyanki always do
>my pure queen
I legitimately don't understand the discourse around these characters sometimes
>Frog rapes
She is a teen and is outed as a giant masturbator, what exactly is she supposed to "rape"
>shart unironically gets molested by a 400 year old gnome when she was a mindwiped little girl
>what a prostitute backstory
I know, she's disgusting.
They don't have family ties. All gith after birth are trained in a creche and have no connection to their parents
>another mans son
You haven't even played the game. Gith don't reproduce like humans at all. They have designated egg layers who fertilize their own eggs on their own. It's some birthing drone's kid and there is no father at all.
Vlaakith makes some Gith breeders and they just shit out eggs by themselves. There's only a mom.
She adopts the kid too, is she also a cuck?
You have to cum on the egg to fertilize it. She's the cuckqueen.
I'd make direct eye contact and look very sternly at her. She loves it.
is laugh at you because she's doesn't exist.
It's a hypothetical situation. She doesn't have to exist, ESL.
you have to be 18+ to even post on blue boards
You have to learn English to post here, too. Come back when you can read.
you're brainwashed
>let's go Down to the bathhouse, and "gamble" with some prostitute
>stab me
>roll nat 20
>OK see you later
So what's next for Larian? Expansion for BG3? I'm hoping we get more waifu characters..
Most likely an expansion. Or a new game altogether.
They said that an expansion wouldn't be post-game, but at the same time they hinted in the epilogue that a sequel is in the works. I wonder what they'll do
I hope we don't go to Athkatla again. I want to explore more parts of the Forgotten Realms
An expanions, 100%. It's basically free money at this point
If is an expansion, I doubt we will see any Main Game characters, unless the account the choices you made in the main game with some kind of Save File transfer or something.
If is a Prequel, then I doubt we will also see the characters.
So I expect a totally new MC that you can make and a new, more limited party.
I mean this would be the easiest to do but would also be very unpopular, see the owlcat games that did this for their dlcs
In fact it would be even worse for BG3 considering how people care about the characters much more
Kinda worked for Dragon Age Origins?
Only your MC and SOME characters get transfered to the expacs, and kinda worked for some people.
Swen said he wanted to make a smaller game next and that he wouldn't be making dlc for BG3 after launch, plans may change because of the massive success though
>Swen Vincke said: “Honestly, we haven’t started on an expansion.” He explained that it would be very difficult to create a Dungeons & Dragons story for characters above level 12 due to the power scale of those levels in the setting
>Vincke previously said that he’d like the team to return to some smaller projects before doing something as big and ambitious as Baldur’s Gate 3 again
>Smaller projects
DLC are small projects
Also, it doesn't need to be over level 12 if a new cast of characters are introduced in the DLC.
Would BG4 happen? Would it continue with the same cast or be a different story since Larian doesn't seem to want to go above lvl 12?
I hope not, DND combat sucks
I find it weird all the stuff the epilogue covers yet they never mention anything about that Yenna kid, the one who asks to stay in your camp and can potentially be Orin. Then again I think she's bugged out the ass, all she ever did with me is talk about her paring knife.
I wish Orin always kidnaped your LI, regardless if they're in the party or not, and could be ANYONE in the party.
Would be heroic to go save your LI.
There's also that you apparently gave up the dog to some random child in the city.
The problem is she can only kidnap so many people (Lae'zel, Gale, Minthara, Halsin, the kid to be a failsafe if nobody else is present), and you'll likely have your love interest in the active party and she's unable to grab anyone in the party, which is why for most it was Halsin.
>Killed Orin
>Left Halsin chained to the Bhaal altar
I quit this game at act 3 because the story was kind of a mess and I feel bad solely because I never saw the last scenes of Lae'zel's romance
Then again I can just wait for the Definitive version to come out and have a less broken game and more content
I only played like 30 minutes or so of this game, but I got ambushed by some gay pirate who threatened my life and I whacked him. Later I found out he was supposed to be a party member. Do you actually need all those bozos that want to join you or can you just murder the undesriables?
You can murder anyone you want, REALLY.
And you don't even lose Party members because later you can use a NPC to contract Mercenaries that have generic character models but can be from any class.
Just know that you can lose some subquests by doing that.
she only speaks with my approval
Frick Lae'zel posting
When the inevitable DLC drops what subclasses do you guys want to see added? Really hoping for Echo Knight personally.
I personally want more races. Aasimar, Githzerai or even a Goblin.
Also, Artificer and Mystic as new base classes would be nice.
I don't care much about the subclasses. What I would prefer is if Larian made it so picking an Origin didn't completely neuter their character and make them mutes. If I thought the person was cool enough that I wanted to spend the game playing as them then I obviously want to hear them speak.
why is she so hairy bros
check our closest animal relatives m8
>recently gave birth
>occasionally mentions herself breast feeding and lactating during playthrough
>
s-sauce
Just search "Devore Wilde" on youtube. She has a channel.
froglady fulfils my fantasy because i get to beat a woman and they would love me for it, if only that was true in real life
>if only that was true in real life
>lawyers try to win work with this simple trick!
did you know that lawyers often get into politics just so they can implement new laws that require lawyers
>Women don't like when you play rough with them.
Feminist men believe this!
I don't have to respond, I don't get mad at all
She is just so fricking ugly
I don't get it
It's an acquired taste. I benched on my first run, but she really does grow on you as the story progresses.
by being invisible the entire cutscene so im not in combat when it starts
Black person DWARF ROGUE SUPREMACY
Fricking frog in front of shart.
>from start to finish
You never played it if you believe this. She literally becomes less interested in conquest the longer she stays a romantic interest. What is it with shartgays BTFOing themselves constantly? It's got to be part of their fetishes.
show me a line where she suddenly changes her tune about githyanki enslaving other races
the strong should fear the weak, rules of nature
alright so we established she's a piece of shit that's raped all kinds of grotesque looking things and approves of her kin doing the same? this character would be universally hated if she were male
>that's raped all kinds of grotesque looking things
proof for your claim?
no proof = fake and gay claim (like you)
She says shit like this all the time in act 3.
Also
she loves your character but that appears to be an exception. she still doesn't give a frick that other githyanki keep slaves
She's literally talking about appreciating the rest of the world due to the player's influence.
You've done him
He's done you
He was already done. He just refused to see it.
You know, you didn't really give a good rebuttal to her being an actual rapist prior to the game's start. It's actually true that if the character were male, EVERYONE would hate him. It's crazy what female characters can get away with
Don't cope too hard now.
SHARTBROS WE GOT TOO wienerY
>early in the game a paladin response is given about changing nature, that willingness, virtue and example can change the nature of anything
>you literally help change Lae'zel's nature throughout the game, turning her from a conquering rapist and pillager to a Faerun-loving one-man tradwife
She is BUILT for Lawful Good Paladins.
>turning her from a conquering rapist and pillager to a Faerun-loving one-man tradwife
and that's why the writing for this character is simply ridiculous, although she still never says her kin need to stop enslaving people
>still trying
morons having a contest on which female choice is most degenerate and yet i guarantee you all ov them won't touch karlach with a ten foot pole when she's a red female doomguy
The most degenerate backstory goes to either Lae'zel or Minthara. Minthara's supposed to be evil though, so no one cares when she says Astarion would be better off as a sex slave or when she practically threatens to rape Shadowheart lol
Karlach is very open about being willing to frick literally anyone who is willing to touch her.
Readers added context
Karlach is not able to be touched without grievous personal injury
Sure, and she talks about having a tumble with anybody and everybody the second she's cured. Then says she's gonna go look for somebody to frick once she is cured if you aren't going for her.
I feel this is multiple layers of deliberately not understanding why she would say and feel such things
Karlach is way less nasty than Lae'zel. Lae'zel goes around camp and fricks a random person if you don't go for her
>if you don't go for her
Why in the nine hells would I ever do that?
She let me break open a water bottle on her to cool her off for a kiss
Lmao
you can actually do that in the game but it only gives you enough time for a quick kiss
>Made a Dragonborn
>Want to bang demon girl
>Frog girl is rubbing off on me
Tough game bros
Froggays are more obsessed with Shadowheart than their own waifu it's insane
Wrong
It's been over for half the thread.
If sex with a druid shapeshifted into a bear is not zoophilia,
Then sex with a druid shapeshifted into a child is not pedophilia
>strongest sword arm in the party
>never lied to you once (unlike LITERALLY EVERY OTHER PARTY MEMBER)
>cute af
>gets flustered when you mention you missed her
>handholding at sunrise, nothing any other romances even come close
>gets nervous when you tell her you're gonna kiss her
>persuade or scold her to shut the frick up and kiss you
>happily kisses you wherever you want whenever you ask from that point on
She's too good bros
Frankly I'm surprised her character arced in this direction at all. It spits in the face of the "respect women" crowd they'd normally pander to.
also
>hottest VA, has her eyes and mouth
>most unchanged character from original draft; she just didn't need changing
>most straightforward and no-bullshit not even mentioning the lack of lies, will tell it like it is no matter what
>gradually becomes open minded and kind, her alignment subtly but powerfully shifting from evil to good
>absolutely loves fighting despite getting in touch with the girly side she's always secretly wanted
>channels her drive to prove herself toward working to make you proud
>gets turned on when you refuse the deal with Raphael and then tell her you're gonna steal that shit at his house
I could go on and on.
>Shadowheart disapproves
What?
shart's a c**t
Shart lives to lose points.
and she's smart enough to see through vlaakith's lies once provided with proof
slimy frog puss
Lae'zelgays are the worst shitstirrers
Also the best debaters.
All they say is "nuh uh" and "haha gnome wiener btw please ignore all the fricking my waifu did :)"
And that's all it takes when fighting with a shartgay.
>she did soooo much fricking and the single quip is irrefutable proof!
You were doing so good seething quietly. Keep doing that.
What your waifu said shouldn't taken as canon? Is this what I'm hearing?
Your interpretation isn't canon and never will be.
Shart's wienerlust for shapeshifting druid perverts on the other hand... now that's canon.
She likens her conquests to orges and bugbears or perhaps even worse. I'm sorry that you're ESL, but the script is what it is.
two froggays keep saying nuh uh in spite of the script
lol
>has one and only one chance
>fails
>keeps spamming the same failed chance every single time because it's literally all it has
This is depressing, anon. It was sad before but the fact that you're still this mad about it after all this time, on Christmas Eve, is jut pathetic.
>gets btfo
>fricks off for awhile
>comes back to get btfo again
Shartposters, everyone.
These idiots can only spam the same two images over and over.