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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does she smell like?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vanilla and garlic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tav

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the blood of our enemies

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      eggs and acid

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tsk'va

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is she looking at bros?
      And no one has answered me: is a playthrough as Lae'zel as PC actually worth it? Like are there dialogue choices specific to Lae'zel or is my lae'zel playthrough going to be milquetoast like my Gale playthrough where I'm just Tav with a talking winged cat familiar?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes origin characters get their own lines

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes... but does it actually change anything? Playing Gale v Tav was basically nothing major. My first playthrough was Gale as well.
          Lae'zel is so outwardly moronic, racist and low charisma I can't imagine how I can conceivably play into that as the player character unless the dialogue interactions are truly goat.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon please

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That smug look
              Fricking b***h deserves rape correction.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play BG3 but 50 bucks is way too much

    How long until I can get it for 15-20?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      0 hours if you know where to look

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I want my BG1 and BG2 saves to change the state of the world in BG3

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This will never happen. BG3's story has little to do with the previous titles and also happens 100 years after

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never ever sorry

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Speak.
    always reminds me of that fricking sealion lmao

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated her at first but I must admit she's grown on me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved her from the beginning because I'm a king and she is my queen and everyone else is the dirt beneath our feet

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >absolutely destroys everything that comes in melee range
      >psionic jumps/misty step gives her all the movement he needs
      >loyal to you once you open her eyes to vlaakith's lies
      >not into sharing unlike shart
      best girl

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really really like this image

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          save it my friend it's all yours 🙂

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Complete brainwashed moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing you can break her brainwashing then, just gotta find the Orpheus tir'su scripts and show them too her. Don't the miss the one(s? In act 1 can't remember I think there are 3 in total)
      and she will be deprogrammed from vlaakith worship.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deprogramming her sucks though because it feels like it forces me to save Oprhie boy and I honestly just don't want to nor do I give a single frick about gith homosexuals. Honestly 3rd playthrough and I just had her killed off screen because I didn't want the RPG guilt.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU CARRY A GITHYANKI ARTIFACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ribbit!

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was going to romance Karlach on my first run but I think I want to romance the frog instead

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >T: How do I know I can trust your people?
    >L: You don't have to trust them - only to trust me.
    >L: I have not failed you yet and I have no intentions of it now. I don't need you to believe me for it to be true.
    BEST GIRL BEST GIRL BEST GIRL

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Trust her
      >She gets moronic from the Zaelisk or whatever the frick
      >End up having to mass genocide the creche anyhow
      >Decide to take the egg too since it's doomed without care takers anyhow
      Honestly not a good look for her and I'm kind of annoyed you can't chew her out for being so fricking stupid.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird that she has a vegana considering that when you shapeshift into a githyanki female you have a penis, suggesting that female githyanki are born with penises.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody else get hard when the female Gith in the creche call you istik?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I truly fricking pity anyone who was stupid enough to get filtered by her initial brash personality and was moronic enough to "I le killed her on le spot when she was in the cage haha" like I keep seeing people post.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can barely see a Tav with peanut butter and jelly colored hair
      Post her

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not my webm. Mine was a blond blue eyed white male human.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shouldn't have to see this vile, repulsive, hideous, nauseating, disgusting frog b***h every time I open up the catalog

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok shadowheart

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, well, you're gay. What do you think of that? Homo.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are horny for the grinch, shut the frick up moron. Making shit ass threads about your transexual Michael Jackson and shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same way and yet I still am forced to see your posts.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dumped WIS
    >mfw doing the Harpy fight on tactician

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just did the quest a couple of days ago and I've had their luring song stuck in my head:

      ?t=30

      Everything about that encounter is so well done.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That multiattack is completely unsurvivable. Larian has a serious fetish for one-shotting you in act 1

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, i think i'm just going to skip it this playthrough

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like someone needs to git gud

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just level 1-4 are completely assy. I redid harpy fight recently as wild magic sorc and it was kek since I got hostile mud mephit but it actually saved my butthole because the harpies and mephic focused each other.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Int, Chr and Str are the only dump stats, Wisdom, Dex and Con are the most common types of saves you'll have to make in D&D

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Str is pretty important save too in bg3 in Tactician since enemies are much more likely to attempt to push you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dumped STR and INT but I'm going Bard this run so I dumped WIS instead of CHA

        MM to break the harpy's concentration?

        I'll bring Gale when I come back to it. Going to clear out the Gobs now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how some really annoying spells are wis saves but then you have out of fricking nowhere cha save shit like banish.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      MM to break the harpy's concentration?

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this happened and my party said something "oh well there shes goes.." and i thought "hmm better grab another person since she just ran off somewhere" so i go back to camp, pick up my moronic demon wife karlach and go back to the same spot.

        look around for 2 mins and sure enough i find lazeals corpse. cant resurrect her either. weird that a seeming major character was killed offscreen

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you thought wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you get any extra dialogue with her as a dragon sorcerer?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Origin characters get unique lines right? Is there anything fun actually playing as Lae'zelle do you just get to be a dick to everyone?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Lae'zel, I can survive without you. Now go back to your cuckshed at camp.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's it, I'm getting the bug spray

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make ugly woman
    >its despised
    Oh gee, what a shock...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are horny for the grinch, shut the frick up moron. Making shit ass threads about your transexual Michael Jackson and shit.

      Filtered.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay game status: confirmed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing origin characters as a first playthrough
      to what end?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This graph is more about would you rather play a fighter who hits thing with a sword or a wizard that nukes shit with cool spells. No one wants to play a basic ass fighter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I see a stat of custom characters created vs origin characters because that seems like a massive difference

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Karlach is #2 tho

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she's not ugly

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon she's covered in burn scars and metal shit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      What is she looking at bros?
      And no one has answered me: is a playthrough as Lae'zel as PC actually worth it? Like are there dialogue choices specific to Lae'zel or is my lae'zel playthrough going to be milquetoast like my Gale playthrough where I'm just Tav with a talking winged cat familiar?

      Lae'zel would be tough to PC as if you know how Lae'zel is. She just doesn't feel like a proper PC choice which is why I haven't done a playthrough as her. I personally prefer just picking Tav though, like most everyone.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't played BG3 yet (waiting for Definitive Edition)
    >load up Lae'zel in Blender to check out her model
    uh what the hell... does anyone else find her weirdly attractive?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show me your poses, I wanna see the full pic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no poses friend, shes not rigged. do you dabble in 3d yourself?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No but I do appreciate some good blender poses of cute vidya characters.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, yes. I thought she was hot when you first see her in her own exotic fricked up way. Was hugely underwhelmed by shart and I honestly didn't care for the whole flamey thing and the stupid horns on karlach. Minthara is just too stupid and evil for me to ever respect.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me its the eyes and the little braids in her hair

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't find her hot in the early access but in the game they made her much more expressive
      it's the eyes and mouth area to me
      crazy that they managed to make a game in current year where every single main cast female is frickable and interesting on some level

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she has a very cute face, her eyes are cute and so expressive.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish someone would properly render, not even pose the ascended Raphael and Slayer models for reference material.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the game has a crazy in-house shader where just a character's skin alone is split up into 9 layers that have to be mixed and colored by a color code dataset just to get the base diffuse texture. there's only one person afaik thats releasing models with already baked materials. I prefer to have all the raw textures myself and building/using a sensible shader in blender that can approximate larians shaders since people who pack models forget shit and details all the time.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is so fricking garbage
    "choices" my ass; everything is linear with mild variations along the way, up until the very end

    fricking garbage game won't let me side with them

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I only replay it for combat and friends. Give zero shits about the story for the most part other than just to see what happens.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had to fix her fricked up face and body in blender while borrowing some models from nexus. She's already the best from character/romance standpoint

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    UOHHHHHH FROG SEXX

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to long rest
    >Lae'zal tries to kill me in a cutscene
    >Complete meltdown I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE AND MYSELF
    >Don't want this c**t in the camp, kill her
    >Start act 2
    >Voss shows up with his boys and Laezal is just randomly alive again
    I fricking hate Githyanki so much

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ya the cutscene kills in camp seem busted. I failed DC roll on my first playthrough to prevent shart and lae'zel from killing each other and I ended up siding with Lae'zel but shart was still in my party and in camp.... I was very confused. Oh and all the NPCs comment how brutal and fricked up it was that shart got sharted.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >failed the roll
      skill issue

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ya the cutscene kills in camp seem busted. I failed DC roll on my first playthrough to prevent shart and lae'zel from killing each other and I ended up siding with Lae'zel but shart was still in my party and in camp.... I was very confused. Oh and all the NPCs comment how brutal and fricked up it was that shart got sharted.

        I didn't fail any roll, Shadowheart wasn't there, she tried to attack my character. Origin characters do not interest me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I know which scene you're talking about, but my point stands. The scenes where characters can die, nothing seems to work. Also I agree. The origin characters make me feel weird and I'd rather just have withers bro actually ex-god Jergal hirelings the whole game. Even better if Larian will add a Lone wolf mode or multiplayer only characters mode.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stat boosts, guidance, bless, 69 other bonuses to my rolls
        >roll 1

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          slam that f8

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIG DINNERPLATE EYES and areolas

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine her pulling your pants down and chk'ing

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to sleep, frens. Have a long frog thread without me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    me want hold hand and kiss with frog 🙂

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute frog

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