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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my frog wife.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only her skin was smooth

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      While you could argue that her alignment is evil, she is not villainous. There was no actual reason to do anything like that unlike killing the tieflings since by this point in the story your party has direction in who needs to be dealt with.

      SHE WON

      >yellow as a toad, twice as ugly

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        filthy dumb istik scum!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up you fricking Teethling!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In my playthrough she made this pissed grimace when he said that. Let me know not everything rolls off of Lae'Zel's back. It was cute.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough to draw her scars faithfully. The scar cleaves through her nostril. DRAW. IT. Everyone leaves that shit off.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    frogussy

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Lae'Zel, wasn't it cool how I wiped out the Last Light Inn?
    >8 Int Lae'Zel: Actually that was pretty dumb, we need allies
    >mfw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure all the companions thought you were an idiot for doing that

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought my dumb frog wife would accept my unquenchable thirst for blood, but even she hit me with pic related after I went into my slayer form.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          not even minthara is actually downright evil

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          While you could argue that her alignment is evil, she is not villainous. There was no actual reason to do anything like that unlike killing the tieflings since by this point in the story your party has direction in who needs to be dealt with.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, what is your actual unironic reasoning for killing the tieflings?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are demonspawn and should be put down.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Me? I didn't. I'm just saying by that point of the game the tadpole threat is considered urgent so there's justification for trying to get a quick solution to removing them compared to other avenues available at the time.
              Later on the party realizes they aren't turning and are under protection, as well as the fact the absolute cult is the enemy so aiding them is kinda dumb by act 2.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              literal thiefling squatters

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thieving little gypsies steal your money and tell the guard you tried to touch them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't wait for a mod that lets you kill them.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Has existed for a long time.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Side with the goblins. Not sure if it was patched but I did last night and the little shithead kid tieflings were all dead, and there are two gobbos in their cave saying that goblin kids out up better fights. One also says "must be goin' soft, almost felt bad for em"

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aggressive refugee c**ts that steal, drain resources and cause trouble.
              They act like fricking muslims.
              At least the goblins follow orders.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              One might imagine that Evil Tav believes that his chances of getting rid of his tadpole are greater by pretending to ally himself with the 'true souls' of the Absolute.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I did it for the Drussy

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I want to get to the bottom of this absolute bullshit and they are my best lead, and I can even control them making them useful servants until I get what I want.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The goblin side has direct knowledge of this tadpole in my fricking head, better than a hobbyist researcher who's been looking into the issue for like two days.
              The tieflings offer me nothing.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then being mistaken for demons causes Chaos, even if they're not inherently Evil. I'm a

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                a-anon?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am very tired. I have no idea what am doing

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Dark Urge made me do it

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They commit premeditated murder in response to an accident that was their fault in the first place.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Drow pussy

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because Mol is a little shit, queen of the other little shits. In my good play through I helped her out something like four times, and every time I warned her not to make a deal with Raphael, she sassed back "nu-uh I'm smart." Even at the end of the game when you tell her you got her out of her literal deal with the devil she flips out at you.

              So yeah, I'm willing to condemn an entire community over that one little b***h. They know she and her gang actively make things worse in the grove, and they do nothing about it. The tieflings will even throw you into their prison just on her word alone if you piss her off.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based, you should've be able to kill those little shits. How come killing goblin children is okay but not those thieflings Black folk?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                just install the shitfling children killing mod

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              To infiltrate the Absolute, were you even paying attention?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Minthara cute

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's no non-stupid reason. as an evil character, I should be allowed to align with the tieflings (literal devils). why the frick would anyone ever join up with goblins that's just dumb af

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literal devils
                They aren't though. That's your issue. Filthy Black thieves but they aren't devils

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're literal demons

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I get drussy

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Tieflings are as a race kind of buttholes
              >They are a group of strangers who are stealing and fricking up the druids enclave, can you think of a SINGLE good thing they did in act 1

              Goblins
              >Are evil buttholes but are mostly fair to you
              >The Asbolute is protecting people with tadpoles from squidding out somehow so joining/infultrating them seems safe

              Its the most pragmatic choice.
              Save a bunch of butthole strangers, or join up with the people who have a cure.
              TECHNICALLY you can just refuse to take part, just long rest until the goblins kill everyone without you joining in.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >join up with the people who have a cure.
                uhh...?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can you think of a SINGLE good thing they did in act 1
                uhhhhh they rob you?
                pull you into a bad fight
                asks you to assassinate the leader of the grove

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just want to slaughter all the furries in the grove

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They look like demons. Demons are evil.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Killing the tieflings is very low risk compared to assassinating the goblin leaders in their camp. Unless you are larping as a moralgay character killing the toeflings is always the logical choice

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gypsies

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              they're thieves and uppity c**ts

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Arent they devil spawns? I believe the lore says a few can be good but most are evil. Why did they make Tieflings the bunch of good poor me victims they were made out to be? To appease the tiefling loving tumblr fanbase?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tieflings haven't been mostly evil for nearly a decade.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Trannies love to play as tieflings so killing them is the right choice.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i just cleaned out the inn with astarion, shadowheart and minthara, the only reaction they got is when i agreed to kidnap isobel and they were all agreeing to that.
        after the whole massacre, only shadowheart had a dialogue choice about what you did, astarion and minthara had nothing.
        there's so much reactions to what you do around i find it weird the last light inn massacre got me nothing of sort

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I showed up and just wandered around which triggered the kidnapping somehow and everyone died. Later the bad guys thought I had agreed to kidnap Isobel. It was the only part that felt like the game completely broke.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's borked. If you side with Marcus but purposefully kill Isobel (I nuked her, she turned to ash), you still get the cutscene like she was knocked out, and it doesn't count for the dark urge kill.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              it worked for me, he still carries her off but she's dead and i got credit for my durge quest

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I used the exact same comp when I massacred the inn but I killed isobel and got dialogue from Minthara and Astarion. My favourite is Astarion because he pretty much just calls you a madlad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wiped out the Last Light Inn and she got Inspired by it so I figured she was into that. She was really into wiping out the Druid Grove too.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        for some moronic reason inspiration events and actions do not raise characters' approval even though they logically should

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do that as durge and you are one step closer to slayer form

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad that you're literally weaker in Slayer form. It's like turning into a down syndrome kid in a wheelchair for 10 turns.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has to be a bug. There's no way the multiclaw attack does 1 damage for each hit for it intended use. Especially when compared to the single strike version. At the very least, the form is super useful for spellcaster Dyrges

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Slayer form is utter trash, it does less damage than normal weapon. I had never used it and canceled it instantly in a fight with oryn.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just because you no longer benefit from your gear when you transform. There's a mod that lets you retain that and the Slayer rips ass when you have it installed.

            Slayer form is utter trash, it does less damage than normal weapon. I had never used it and canceled it instantly in a fight with oryn.

            she killed the form in 1 round when I fought her the first time lol

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best part about it was SHADOWHEART berating me for killing cleric of SELUNE with some completely moronic lines like
      >whew wtf we need light

      WHAT
      THE
      FRICK

      ???

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Drow has an absurd amount of dialogue options.
        I was really surprised

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what bugged me about many of the companions post Act 1. They're about as consistent with their approvals/disapprovals as Liara is when you try and romance her throughout the Mass Effect trilogy. Utterly bipolar at best. Shadowheart appears to be the worst offender out of all of them. She can't decide if she's neutral evil/lawful evil, or Lawful Neutral or perhaps straight up Chaotic Good. Shit is asinine. Don't even get me started on Karlach, whom everyone treats like a fricking sacred cow, Lae'zel included. The second she appears, the entire cast treats her like a queen. Shit was surreal. Shadowheart and Lae'zel can't stop pulling each others hair out while giving everyone else the mean eye, but this buxom badmouthed b***h who can't go three words without saying "frick?" Their eyes go all a sparkle! They worship the ground she stands on!

        I also find it hilarious that if you hand over Astarion to Gur, Lae'zel will basically skyrocket in approval rating for your Tav/Dyrge. But if you don't hand him over, she comments, saying
        >Sage decision my dude, Astarion's skills will come in handy later
        ?????

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          EA testing said people don't like being disapproved of. There are more positive reactions than negative.
          Alignment is mostly a moron thing but Shadowheart is chaotic good, just emo. Shar chose a source of light and gave it a life of loss and darkness.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shadowheart in early access was WAY more abrasive and an butthole because of her being an orphaned street urchin.
          They probably didnt update all her approvals after her rewrite

          Wylls the same shit

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    insane how many random incoherent words i have to filter on this fricking site these days
    have a nice day homosexuals

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shadowheart please go

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHK

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that anon likely sage'd and took off

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. that anon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tsk'va, istik hands typed this post

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The animations aren't perfect, but hell if they aren't expressive. I love how the intelligent ogre uses his hands during his dialogue.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >insane how many random incoherent words i have to filter on this fricking site these days
      >have a nice day homosexuals

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >insane how many random incoherent words i have to filter on this fricking site these days
      >have a nice day homosexuals

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Burn, istik.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually seething.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened? Can't launch bg3? I'm genuinely curious.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghaik thrall post

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    On my second run and going for Karlach this time, so i had to turn her down when she woke me up after the creche. Shit broke my heart, the look on her face killed me.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    will shadowheart get mad if i keep having sex with frog

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around, Lae'zel doesn't like to share.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    god I love that curly hair so much you have no idea

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lae cute

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    laezel mogs every female in starfield, including that fake chloe moretz looking npc floating around

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh man I suddenly got the urge to go and listen to the Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you breed both the frog and shadow or does the game make you pick?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      laezel doesnt share

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am not into frogs. I have a relationship with Shadowheart, and sex with Lae'Zel.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got news for you, anon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lae'zel does not share. The cucking memes were a lie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can frick the frog very early in the game and then dump her for shadowheart later

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      This is basically what ended up happening with the surgeon on my run.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid women are attractive.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We could've had a half-orc lady with anger issues
    >Instead we get a frog with the personality of a salt mine

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her initially abrasive personality is literally a filter that stops morons from experiencing the best romance in the game.
      >he never made her roll her eyes at you making fun of her pronunciations of things
      >he never made fun of her bat nose after she made fun of yours
      >he never wrestled his frog wife while both in your underwear
      >he never had frog wife call him "My joy"
      >he never convinced her to kiss him in public even though she doesn't want to because she is too shy for public displays of affection
      >he never had her wake him up in the early hours of the morning to watch the sunrise together with her while holding hands
      >he never had her ask him to stay with her for good after it's all over
      >he never had her give up the entire conflict of the githyanki just to stay with you in the epilogue
      People who don't romance her, or god forbid just kill her right out of the gate because she comes off as rude at the beginning, unironically got filtered.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        laezel and astarion are two goat companions

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Think Astarion is just going to be a homosexual vampire
          >He's actually just a beaten dog who lashes out to try and keep some semblance of control over his life
          >Always has your back as Dark Urge because he knows the feeling of being unable to control himself
          >Thanks you if you convince him not to become Ascendant

          He was a real bro. Just had to get over him trying to suck me in my sleep.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Her initially abrasive personality is literally a filter that stops morons from experiencing the best romance in the game
        Yes I do tend avoid b***hy counts who don't know to talk to people, not interested into teaching a frog how to act in a normal society

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't understand the appeal of a classic tsundere
          Fricking hell what website do you think you're on?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tsuns were garbage back then and continue to be garbage today, I'd always root for the side chicks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when she confesses to you that she wants your soft lovey-dovey touch but has been too afraid and autistic to be able to tell you and be up front about it
        Kino. Yep. It's kino.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen people not recruit her because "she's a racist"
        I'm on my second run and romancing her (did shadowheart first), and she's so cute
        I had to roll a damn dice to be able to kiss her because she was embarrassed with doing it in front of people

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she's a racist'
          nevermind the fact that the universe is filled with light skinned version of x hating dark skin versions of x

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHE WON

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      seriously lae'zel has some of the best lines (after astarion of course)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHE WON

        Samurai wife

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to fatten her up a little bit and dress her in animal-print

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(after astarion of course)
        I don't think I'll ever understand why some anons fellate him as much as they do. I'd place him comfortably in the middle of the pack.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          his lines are good, but it's the delivery that elevates them to truly great. The VA is just too good at hamming it up

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's it, I usually like a hammy character but I think with Astarion I found my upper-limit. No fault with the VA, though, he's clearly doing what he set out to achieve.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has the best banter in the game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >(after astarion of course)
          i can't deal with asterion because i was in theater in high school and left because i despised the other kids

          his lines are funny and delivered well

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            whom is he talking about?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i'm real fricking mad they've changed his original black and white costume to some purple clown outfit

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Astarion is nothing like Austin Powers, who made this stupid shit?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(after astarion of course)
        i can't deal with asterion because i was in theater in high school and left because i despised the other kids

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally male Sten, but Sten was 100 times better

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you have a femdom relationship with laezel all the way to the end? i have the feeling she will become a puppy over the course of the relationship and idont want that

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frog posters

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see you.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's so ugly. Is there any mod to make her prettier?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her eyes are up here.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love you Miss frog!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What on earth is going on with his shoelaces

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can humans procreate with Githyanki in this verse?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Githyanki lay eggs asexually or some shit. I don't think you can get her pregnant, you might be able to fertilize her eggs though, not sure about the mechanics of it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          gith lay eggs. i doubt it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, majority of them are infertile.
          A select few can lay eggs and its an asexual process.
          They were a result of mindflayer experimentation, they didnt evolve naturally

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            then they shouldn't even be able to have sex or have sexual urges in the same way humans do

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They do it for fun

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No you have it backwards. If it happened naturally then they wouldn't have those urges, but since it's artificial they still retain them.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >then they shouldn't even be able to have sex or have sexual urges in the same way humans do
              mind flayers deemed it necessary for sex slaves

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            then they shouldn't even be able to have sex or have sexual urges in the same way humans do

            Not that it matters anymore but originally the Gith were a race of humans that changed over years of enslavement to the Illithids instead of being aliens/experiments.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, only some githyanki females lay eggs at all. And humans can't fertilize eggs.

          3.5 had a lot of splat and fluff books and magazine articles, Did you know that Drow twins will kill each other in the womb and it creates such an intense sensation of pleasure that its the only reason female drow even allow themselves to get pregnant at all.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, yes, i did know that. you grognards love to talk about it. all the while stroking your dick no doubt

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh sorry, I'll let you get back to your videogame thread about which virtual waifu you can have kids with.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                thank you. but my waifu can not have kids due to being undead, so we're all set in that regard

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And humans can't fertilize eggs.
            Are we sure about this? Has anyone even tried in universe?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    saying chuck as a verbal sign of disagreement sounds stupid

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace amphibian monogamy

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my Shadowife!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shes for the gays

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's for everybody just like every companion is for everybody because they're all playersexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because they're all playersexual
          At no point did I click on "quare" in character creation, yet I've got frolicking poc warlocks and bi-curious wizards coming on to me from all angles. I thanked some druid for his help in slaughtering goblins, and now my dialogue options are all about how I came on too strong. I just wanted some red-hot infernal pussy.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The best parts of Lae'zel's romance literally have nothing to do with any sex scene with her. I wanted more handholding.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Astarion's best part is about that too. why is handholding so kino, bros? Were we lied about how amazing and important and the best thing ever sex is?

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    every 10 minutes or so i would tell her to go back to camp just to hear the Chk

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >80 supplies per LR on tactician? literally impossible
    dude just pick stuff up lmao just loot places haha

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ended the game with (unironically and not hyperbole) over 8000 camp supplies in my camp chest on Tactician.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ended the game with (unironically and not hyperbole) over 8000 camp supplies in my camp chest on Tactician.

      camp supplies should be the last thing people complain about

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      camp supplies should be the last thing people complain about

      I actually saw some steam and reddit comments saying people ran out of supplies.
      Im honestly fricking baffled how someone does that, you have enough to long rest after every single fight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        same type of people that run out of magical items for gale: bad at videogames

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference between balanced and tactician?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tactician is ever so slightly harder and you need double camp supplies to rest. Do yourself a favour and avoid balanced mode, this game is easy as shit even on Tactician.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this game is easy as shit
        im a noobie to these game and i feel weak. i am getting wrecked by gnolls.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          gnoll encounter can be tough if you get there on lvl 3 or 4. it's probably the hardest encounter in the first act because it's easy to go there when you're not supposed to and it's thrust upon you rather unexpectedly

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          most difficult encounters actually offer an alternative route

          take a left and climb down after the bridge

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          These show offs always fail to mention that the game gets much easier after level 5. With the exception of a couple bullshit fights in Act 2 and 3 where you're severely outnumbered and the enemies can teleport with ease, the game is fairly straightforward.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go into stealth and turn-based mode, everyone gets two free attacks. Approach battles from different angles. What starts out as seemingly impossible can turn to trivially easy, and wanting to up the difficulty. Also, take on one opponent at a time, someone who deals massive damage still deals massive damage with one hit point.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never play games on "hard" mode becuse it is always the same, you suffer A LOT in the beginning, and 2 hours later it doesn't matter because you have enough resources to finish the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tactician literally adds a modifier to make rolls fail and you need more supplies to rest but thats it

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've played the entire game with brain damaged Lae'Zel

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did Shadowheart mean by this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      all women are wet for buff elven men. even sharrites

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I forced to dip into cleric if I want this interaction?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is this so hot?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because good writers try to make their characters like real people. Now look at Starfield.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because good writers try to make their characters like real people. Now look at Starfield.

        Nah its just some forbidden love mixed with Han Solo scoundrel behavior
        Classic, really

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Nah its just some forbidden love mixed with Han Solo scoundrel behavior
          Yes, like real people.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEX
      SEEEX
      IMPREGNATION
      GET PREGNANT
      Fixing Shart to bear my Selunite children!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GET PREGNANT GRT PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the face of a woman who gets wet for heresy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the face
        When you know you’ve won

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the face
        When you know you’ve won

        its over shadowfell has fallen

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love shadowchud

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hope restored. Smile restored.
          My wife Jenevelle will have her farm and her 6 children.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's so fricking cute god fricking damn it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Selunite cleric is actually so funny since it's basically Shadowheart ranting against selunites. You even has dialogue options later on where she just copes she's clearly trying to seduce you into being a sharran

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is dangerously close to getting me to do a Selunite Cleric run one of these days.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lae'zel and Minthara filter tumblrgays, it's how you know they're quality waifus

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna do my second play through as Dark Urge, whats a good class for it? Probably going full evil so I would appreciate companian choices aswell.

    First playthrough was Dwarf Ranger/Fighter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      barb intimidation only run

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semi-related, but I found Voss's performance to be one of the standouts in Act-1 (neck-and-neck with Kagha). The condescending tone and body language were perfect.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the voice acting in general is pretty good

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The voice acting is top notch. JK Simmons kills it as Ketheric Thorm.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          well, except him. he was bad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hag is also pretty good

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that dutch angle zoom in when you reach her lair
        holy fricking kino

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          everything surrounding the hag storyline was so well done. gave some proper vvitch vibes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wish we got her as a companion, or at least long term ally, she's just too based.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Raphael starts singing mid fight
      he was great all game but that really took me by suprise, what a fun "Disney villain"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell, hell, hell has its laws
        Hell, hell, effect and the cause
        I didn’t expect Raphael to grow on me as much as he did, he’s a very fun character to interact with. Made the final confrontation all the sweeter.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can catch him rehearsing his pitch for some other customer
          >can also ask him how many times he rehearsed his pitch to you
          >”Until it was perfect!”
          What a great sleazeball

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I love him. he should have been a potential lover

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's eloquent, a devil's trick to make you like him.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >random gay appears
          Who is this ass stop talking to me I'm busy
          >"There...middle-of-somewhere"
          Greatest character.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he had 666 hp
        its the little things

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raphael was literally breaking the 4th wall
        >you think I can't hijack your ost?
        >you think I can't just have the highest HP in the game because of a meme?
        >you think I can't just have 2 different shape shifting forms and a one shot if you don't know my mechanics?

        Raphael was the definition of "You see that mountain? I don't give a frick and just kill you! This isn't a Bethesda game. Also, give me back my hammer! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine creating a character like Raphael and then killing him in the same game. What a fricking waste

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Demons don't die, you just banish them for a while and they have to jump through some stupid loops. They basically lose social standing in the demonic aristocracy.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i think it's only when you kill them outside their homeplane. Raphael was killed in Avernus, so he should be gone for good

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They can bring him back if they want, dm privilege. House of Hope had a special hope field.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Larian are done with Baldur's Gate. This was one and done for them. Now they're going back to working on Divinity.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'll make you a deal - i give you back the hammer, you give me a good dicking. Whaddaya say?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you squidify Orpheus his meltdown acting is really good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      EA Voss was better
      They changed his lines too much and the convo doesn't really make a whole lot of sense now, but figures since they changed the whole plot around him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's not supposed to have his ear fricked & the scars at this point, is he?

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    flawless character design

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole game has superb design.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        that area would be a lot nicer if the AI didn't shit the bed and you didn't have to manually make them jump down

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          AI won't follow if actions cause they to take damag. upon entering shadowfell you feather fall. you are lying

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that area would be a lot nicer if the AI didn't shit the bed and you didn't have to manually make them jump down
          This has become a daily issue for me since latest patch, idk what they fricked up but i never had that as an issue, its happening everywhere.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Interesting. See I thought there was a timer on the game since stuff quests can end or characters die because you travelled to camp, even if you didn't sleep. So I spent most of it in haste, doing as much as I could before ending the day. Later on I realized I had missed certain camp scenes because I was moving this quickly.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Can you stick her in the Gith lobotomizer and make her even dumber?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      My drooling moron potato evil Minthara wife.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moron
        >Minthara

        She's definitely moronic for putting her little office right next to a bridge, which allowed me to have Shadowheart yeet her ass into a chasm like two turns into our fight.

        These show offs always fail to mention that the game gets much easier after level 5. With the exception of a couple bullshit fights in Act 2 and 3 where you're severely outnumbered and the enemies can teleport with ease, the game is fairly straightforward.

        I was just doing that fight against the Inquisitor and his homies yesterday. Took me like 10 tries to clear, frick that fight. Mindstealing bald butthole.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wizard
    >20 int
    >see two buttons to release a person from squid prison
    >hm surely knowledge of the arcane will help me here
    >crit fail
    >twice
    >all right, it's 50/50
    >press the wrong button
    >party member gets dragged to literal hell forever
    >party starts yelling at me
    >mfw

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The joke here is that both of those options were wrong since you failed the dice roll.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro your inspirations?

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gay wizard tries to have sex with you constantly
    >gandalf shows up to tell him to kill himself
    Based?

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike her back, Karlach butt looks so soft

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can you perform doggystyle with someone with a tail?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        push it to the side and ram

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes i know, i know but im still not gonna do it...
    Im just not gonna play your disgusting fricking troony game.
    Yes, yes i know your gonna b***h and call me a Nazi, incell or some other meaningless buzzword but the fact is straight guys are simply disgusted by homosexuals.
    Heres the proof.
    https://nationalvanguard.org/2020/08/normal-mens-physiological-response-to-seeing-two-men-kissing-same-as-seeing-rotting-flesh-and-maggots/
    There simply isnt any propaganda to make us not find gays and trannies disgusting, so im not gonna play your nasty disgusting vomit inducing troony game.
    disgusting frickin groomers

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if the mentally ill troony is actually you?

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't thinking about this random npc...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All humans look flaberghasted or tired
      double so if you play a human female

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All humans look flaberghasted or tired
      double so if you play a human female

      Just like in FFXIV, I'm given a myriad of beautiful women but I mostly just want to frick the human females.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't like buns

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see so fricking many that I'm desensitized. also taller women do nothing for me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That gnome barbarian with her breasts out
      cant get it out of my head

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That gnome barbarian with her breasts out
        Post it

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    @649642221
    >The research says
    >Experts agree
    >The scientific community agrees

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    649642221
    >National Vanguard
    >Towards a New Consciousness, A New Order, A New People

    >unironically believing NWO sources

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I also assumed playing on Tactician would make short rest vs long rest management matter, so I did the same tactic of cycling through companions. Ended up with an obscene amount of camp supplies, especially once I got access to Hero’s Feast. I do think the amount of supplies used for long rest needs to be higher, at least on Tactician. It’s far too easy to mindlessly long rest spam unless you’re doing one of the few times quests.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Isnt necro aids to play because everyone runs from the skeletons?

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Was 100% sure that the dyke b***h is immune to everything in that cage.
    >accidentally kill her with lightning bolt
    oh well. Will it affect the story events in moonrise?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she should rez

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on my boyfriend?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      your boyfriend got a stiffy while wipping me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where did he go after the goblins are wrecked

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I found him still there wandering around after the genocide. He was next to the warehouse where the hot thieves guild gnome used to be.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gave Shart a buff that lasted 2 acts.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I asked for mercy!

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yes as a handsome young man with an easy smile

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looks like a sleazy lebanese frick
      >has yellow teeth
      kind of a letdown

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I thought when you summon a new one the old one disappears.

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just one little bite bro. Bro you need me at my best bro. I get so lightheaded c'mon. Let me suck you bro.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would be the best companion if he wasn't such a poofter. Even then he has the best dialogue.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still better than Gale tbqh.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          gale redeems himself tho

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He also redeems all your loot

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you aren't swimming in magical items you have a literal skill issue
              >radiant light necklace given by arabella's parents
              >colour spray ring from harpy nest
              >guidance necklace next to the spider nest

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fighting the spiders at level 3
                Shiiieeet frick that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                no i'm talking about the guidance necklace outside the grove where raphael shows up

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He also redeems all your loot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the best
        Nah man. He sounds like a very gay Max Landis. I personally can't stomach it. If I were a woman I could see why and would make excuses to keep Astarion around. Even though I get to say literally anything I fricking want to Astarion and he never gets offended or even hints that the shit I say gets to him. I appreciate that part of it if only because I have to walk on eggshells around Wyll and Gale. Told Wyll to frick off with his Fresh Prince dance and he got so embarrassed that I got second hand embarrassment.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's interesting because not only does he have a want for power, but he also has a reason to.
          He also ended up being the most fricked over character in my playthrough (drink the blood, b***h). So I can see where he gets his sadistic urges.
          But to your point, it makes sense for him to defer to authority because he's been a slave his whole (un)life. From Cazador, to you and later wanting to fall back on Raphael. He's quite literally the perfect minion. He finds ways to get himself into binding and rationalizes it all away.
          And he even works in a good aligned party because he's a follower.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            perfect wife material

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but he also has a reason to.
            Yeah, he doesn't want to be someone's b***h again and have to lay around in the dark for an entire year just because he made a mistake at someone else's whim.
            >most fricked over character in my playthrough
            You asked him to use his vampirism for a cause that doesn't cause a detriment to the lives of others and he whined and did it anyway. The chick he had to suck just had a thirsty, bad energy about her. She's also black coded. I can see her Blackal features under the gray skin. So to have this black b***h jonesing for an effeminate white man who wants shit to do with her was a cherry on the situation if anything.

            >he's the perfect minion
            Oh frick me I didn't...even look at it like that but you're right. He IS a tool. A complete and absolute tool. When I told him not to do the ritual it's funny because me and him were getting our asses chewed out by the Gur and Astarion is all "b-but the implications! They need to be free!" and, truly, he doesn't sound like his heart is behind any of those fricking words. Like he wants to be because he's emotional about the situation going down but damn he sounded like such a bullshitter in that scene that I expected us to have to fight our way out.

            No matter how you slice it introducing 7k new vampires to the coast only enables vampirism in the setting. If you gave all of that capability to Astarion it wouldn't take him anywhere near as long as Cazador but a motivated Astarion sounds terrifying. Every line of dialogue he dropped made it sound like I did a tremendously bad thing since Astarion is just going to follow his nature once this threat is over meaning the lives of every mortal in any region he resides is in threat of imminent enslavement and death. As Dark Urge I initially welcomed his transformation. I mean, I'm a Slayer Paladin so by power ranking my Tav is a motherfricker. But once Astarion began breaking down the scope of his plans I felt like I had made a terrible mistake.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No matter how you slice it introducing 7k new vampires to the coast only enables vampirism in the setting.
              but imagine how wet all the women will be! draught will literally never be a problem again.
              that said if you treat the 70000 captives situation as a "not my problem" he'll just break the stuff and let the gur deal with it. which seems like the perfect solution to me, but then again I played a morally flexible character, so your mileage may vary

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's the aristocratic front where he's a trim and proper member of society but any time he's honest he's seething because he's a slave, not just to the vampire stuff.
            Women like him because he's trying to grow, they can fix him. That's a variation of the most general principle of play, we want big consequences from little input, to find and release untapped potential.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fine, but just a tip

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he look familiar? I've seen that face before....

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know that he must've have done nothing good to deserve being born or turned into a Drider but that doesn't mean I didn't really immediate sympathy when he screamed in fear and agony.
    >My lady--PLEEAAASSE!!!

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Lae'zel is like 19-20 at most

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      out of ten

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are characters so fricking annoying. And why are they all gay. The writing is unbearable cringe. were the sex cutscenes really nescessary
    She and gale are only good npcs

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The emperor is Balduraan
    WAIT WHAT
    WHAT THE FRICK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't, Balduran is dead and gone and the mind flayer is larping as him for his own benefit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon recognizes him though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >squid lies
      wow

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      actual larper

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emperor's based. Just don't hold his hand.

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Insults me repeatedly
    >Shocked when I am hostile and unhelpful
    I'm going to go back to the first area and see if she and her malformed people are still there. They fricked me up at level 3. Now I'm 7

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    tch

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her, give a beautiful aryan baby

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The brown necromancer is cuter.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >meanwhile shadowchud is literally middle aged

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's like 20 in half elf age.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is gith wearing regular human clothes?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's ignorant.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking of pushing Gale towards seizing the crown for himself since that seems more kino even if it's clearly the bad ending for him. Convince me not to.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    16 in frog years btw. Character is aligned with that age.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just started playing. Shadowheart starts with 5 billion skills while the others just have weapon skills and like 2 or 3 class skills. Which should I be using?
    Also can I roll with pretty much whatever party I want? I know in DOS2, too many spells cancel the others. Seems like elemental shit is a lot less important here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      switch her from trickery domain to war/tempest/life

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just play and learn as you go, pick any of the companions that you like and play on easy if you have to while you learn the systems.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shadowheart starts with 5 billion skills while the others just have weapon skills and like 2 or 3 class skills
      That's clerics for ya.
      Unless you're playing a cleric yourself I suggest letting Shadowheart play healer at first; have her prepare all her healing and support skills and keep you under Bless in the meantime. For some reason she has terrible attack rolls, something you'll really feel if you play Tactician, so she's not good at hitting things until you reach Lv.6 or 7 or whenever it is you get a Lv.3 spell slot, at which point you can learn Spirit Guardians and turn her into a beacon of damage that will kill most of anything just by standing near them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has terrible attack rolls because she has a 12/12 STR/DEX split. WIS is her only reasonably specced default ability score at 17.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why you get her to speak to Withers ASAP, and her readjust her secondary stat. Buff up her strength so she can use spears better. Changing up classes is there for a reason. You don't even need to change her into something else if you care about breaking lore. Just readjust her starting points.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's precisely what I did but I also changed her to War because all of the roleplaying shenanigans of Trickery are worthless in a video game.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I honestly don't get why they made Shadowheart Trickery when half of the abilities are clearly meant for the player character
              >b-but Origin charac-
              Shut up. Shut the frick up.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, because Origin character and also because it's lore accurate.
                You can change her into the much more useful for a support party member Life or Knowledge domains later while also keeping it lore accurate.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's arguably the domain most thematic to Shar but yeah it's kinda bad for gameified tabletop rules and especially so for a companion character.
                I just set her to 8/16/14/10/17/8 and gave her a magic heavy crossbow and shortsword. Been working out great, especially since unlike normal 5e crossbows don't have the loading property so she can use War Priest all she likes with it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's specced for her old life, you're supposed to use withers, he's not handwaved away as if he's not really reshaping your entire being. He's the main character.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah withers is basically the DM. Love when you ask him shit and he just goes *No.*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best way I can put it is: No, you aren't doing anything wrong, your level 2/3 rogue or fighter or barbarian really does have basically no options and will miss all the time.

      Use all of the tools you find constantly, give scrolls to anybody remotely magical, e.g shadowheart so she can do damage during moments she doesn't have to be healing. Also spell slots are essential to understand, those blue squares determines how many spells of each tier you can cast. So if you have 4 slots you can waste it all on guiding light or w.e the beam spell is that misses 100 % of the time, or just save them for heals that never miss at all!

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these mouthbreathers bragging about having eleventy billion camp supplies by the end of Act 3
    I'm guessing you guys just had zero interaction with any of your party members. Probably the same morons who kept complaining about missing scenes with their love interest throughout the initial release of the game.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laezel and Wyll and Karlach are the shittiest companions in any game ever

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love Lae'zel so much bros, is it because of how smug and snotty she is the majority of the time?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      her attitude combined with her voice does it for me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does everyone have a British accent? I think it's kind of stupid

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Swen is a big fan of Hollyoaks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my joy
      >my heart
      she hs many sweet lines but my favorite is when you leave with her to join Orpheus against Vlaakith
      >my sun in the astral plane, together we shall begin dawn

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes it work is that she's smug and snotty at the beginning but the minute you meet other githyanki you realize she's almost completely full of shit

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    stay in the camp I won't tell you again

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post astarion thonk picture

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Minthara frick Nere? The child is his i bet

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute in her own way, but her personality is obnoxious to me. Honestly all the women are obnoxious to me in this game. The only thing worse is how homosexual the men are as well which is just wtf tier.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She truly is a shadow heart

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wyll starts hitting on Lae'Zel
    >Kill him on the spot
    Yes, I'm mad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just found it funny that she shoots him down, then he tries hitting on Shadowheart and she shoots him down for having tried it with Lae'zel first.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's my girls. Their pussies are only for me.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The shadowheart voice actor confirmed that shadowheart is attracted to laezel

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well she doesn't mind when you bang Lae'zel right?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            shadowheart's va's headcanon is of no interest to me

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you have evidence of her saying that, show it to me. I've been fantasizing about these two hatefricking and maybe actually falling in love, I dunno since I first played the EA.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone said Wyll could override your Karlach ending before they fixed it
      >send him straight to hell by killing Mizora

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone said Wyll could override your Karlach ending before they fixed it
      >send him straight to hell by killing Mizora

      >start dialogue with wyll literally 10 times until my 8 cha autist tav convinces wyll and only wyll to eat the bugs, despite me not eating the bugs myself

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you actually romance her if you turn her down the first time? She just wiener teases you after the grove thing.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood waifugayging until I met lae'zel. stupid b***h actually thinks she's stronger and smarter than the main character but gets wet at how quickly she is proven wrong by you. pretty hot and ideal in a dumb moronic brash woman.

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just wish the game was actually finished. larian deserves to get dragged through the mud for releasing blatantly unfinished games and lying to//gaslighting their customers that they're surprised that people think its unfinished

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would take 5 more years. This way it will only take 2.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Down by the fricking river
    The bear lurks with hungry eyes
    Strange sounds, a sigh, a shiver
    Don't believe the wizard's lies

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    webm her chk please

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