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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is only one option

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man of culture

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will choose not to play this splatfest

    Man, Splatoongays really got the short end of the stick with that Direct today. only sigment was for SPLATFEST kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Frick these fests and until they get legitimately better themes, Nintendo can frick off with these CRINGEfests.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no chocolate because they knew it would sweep. chocolate to strong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chocolate ice cream is foul.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No caramel option
      >vanilla
      Easily Mint Chips,

      We've already got an entire splatfest dedicated to chocolate, I doubt they would have done it a second time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shill tie-in with Baskin Robbins in nipland, it's probably corporate mandated.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean, there's no reference to BR in the JP announcement.
        https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1671529847766544385

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It a regular thing, they partner up with Nintendo all the time. Also explains the curious choice of chocolate mint, that's one of their biggest sellers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >September of last year when 7-Eleven Japan was also shilling Sploon like crazy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I figured they didn't wanna do chocolate because of what the playing field would look like.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We've already had a full chocolate splatfest, so clearly not.
        Chances are they didn't becuase of it, to not have chocolate again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chocolate is one of the worst ice cream flavors

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll probably be a boring b***h and go vanilla.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a tough choice. I think I'd have to choose vanilla.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mint, but only if it's real peppermint and not that fake shit they put in cheap ice cream.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla
    It's always hard to find an actually good vanilla ice cream, but when you finally do it tastes so fricking good.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >expected side order showcase
    >splatfest instead
    frick you, sizzle season was already lackluster

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >introduces challenges
      >they barely exist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's like one step forward and two steps back. they already learned that it was better to give us salmon run 24/7, but now they are doing the exact same shit again with those challenges(but even worse).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i've ever seen mint ice cream
          What back water shithole do you live in?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Out of these 3, mint chocolate. I don't care for strawberry ice cream and I usually only eat vanilla when it's paired with something else.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think i've ever seen mint ice cream, does that just taste like breath mints??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's done right, the menthol effect combined with the coldness of the ice cream produces a very calming and cooling feeling in the mouth and the taste is very smooth and not overly sweet.
      If it's done wrong it tastes like cold toothpaste.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        that does seem interesting

        >Never seen mint ice-cream
        Huh???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

        i live in sweden, maybe it's just not a thing here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never seen mint ice-cream
      Huh???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never had the best ice cream flavor
      I pity you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it tastes like wiener and the chips taste like semen so its honestly not a bad combination if you happen to be horny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky bastard
      Everything involving mint is gross
      Cats know
      Insects know
      Most animals know
      Why did a few humans not get the memo?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mint bros, it's our time

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't pick strawberry, you have no soul.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mint choco is sex

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I surrender to the strawberry ice cream

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, can frye actually win this one
    Cause i feel most will go either strawberry or vanilla

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    MINI MINI MINI MINI
    MINI
    MINI
    MINI

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like both vanilla and mint a lot, I don't know
    Strawberry is shit thoughever

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mint!

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how people can like mint when they've been brushing their teeth with it their whole life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toothpaste is flavored with artificial mint that doesn't taste like any actual plant in the mint family.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most mint food doesn't taste like toothpaste mint

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Man has best choice again
    Hooray

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna play vanilla just so I can blast hot squids with sticky off white ink

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPLACOOM

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros there's still hope, trust the plan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pearl is so goddamned ugly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really surprised there was no mention of Side Order since I figured it'd be coming out in September.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick thought this was okay?
    I have to wait until next year for my apron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's assuming they even add new shit at a consistent rate. Jesus H. Christ the amount of gear this season is abysmal, they could've at least padded it out with more returning Grizzco items.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shiver and cum ink
    yep thats free sweep for the queen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't underestimate mint autists
      Frye is fricked again though

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla I guess

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vanilla is just better, but all are pretty good

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people dislike strawberry so much?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I wanted something strawberry flavored I would just eat the real thing, don’t need a cheap imitation of it from my ice cream.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whereas vanilla and mint are not real outside of ice creams

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vanilla and mint ice cream taste way different than real vanilla or mint. Strawberry ice cream is just sweet on sweet and very rarely justifies just not eating real berries.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love strawberry flavor but i dont eat actual strawberries

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never liked strawberry flavored ice cream. Vanilla has the right color and idol.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only ever like strawberry ice cream in Neapolitan ice cream, personally. I think fruit flavors work a lot better with shaved ice or sherbet than they do in ice cream.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose to ignore the game until the next update (surely that one will be substantial, right?)

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nilla is best. It's considered the default for a reason.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >choose your favorite ice cream
    >without fricking chocolate

    Vanilla is my favorite ice cream but even I can tell when this is a shit selection.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mint Chocolate

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever actually tried mint chocolate in my life despite it being in the house because my sister loved it. It just looks fricking gross, green ice cream ain't right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's varieties that aren't green.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mint ice cream = frozen toothpaste

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no side order news
    Anyhow. Of these flavours? Vanilla.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I may be a fryegay but I am tempted

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A BIG BOWL OF STRAWBERRY ICECREAM

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strawberry obviously
    vanilla is for tasteless homosexuals
    mint is for the degenerate freaks that started eating toothpaste at a young age and never stopped

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vanilla
    >Strawberry
    >Mint

    WHAT THE FRICK? NO TEAM CHOCOLATE? I LOVE CHOCOLATE! FRICKING BULLSHIT! THIS FRICKING SUCKS! I guess I'll pick team strawberry, strawberry ice cream is good, don't like mint and vanilla is kind of meh/plain.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate mint chocolate
    >mint associated with clean fresh mouth
    >chocolate associated with sweetness, decadence and fat americans
    It just doesnt make sense especially in terms of flavor
    But I'll probably pick it for Mini

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