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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose Cheetah Man

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xiaoyu all day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Tekken 3 FMVs are something I'm surprised was never bettered.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They were simple or even silly on purpose. Since 2000s it all must be le epic cinema with flaming volcanos and global WW3 shootouts for some reason. Not just Tekken. Look at Resident Evil games (pre-7) or Fast and Furious films.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mokujin's wife makes me hard as wood. Get it? Hard as wood.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBAW

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both 5 and 7 are just objectively better, deeper and more balanced. I don't know what people like you browse /vr/ for but I don't play retro games for the sake of them being retro but because most of them are better than their counterparts. This one isn't

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Move sets changed. Some people prefer the move sets in 3. I'm pretty sure the juggle physics changed as well. We're not talking about a straight upgrade of what was already there.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sidestep is a viable defence move in T3 by the virtue of having smaller hit and hurtboxes. Later games nerfed sidestepping hard.
        But then again I don't really care about what FGCgays consider better balanced. I can play SNES SF2 and MK2 just fine.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I once asked a question about Tekken 3 as someone who doesn't have much experience with the franchise and the autists in here flipped their lids insisting each game is entirely an upgrade on the last, so it's interesting reading this

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just play the one you like the most, they all are fine. Optionally try to find a group of nerds in your area who play specific installment locally. Only T7 has working online anyway.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I believe you can play Tekken via fightcade or pcxs2

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not on fightcade yet

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tekken 5 has a playable Tekken 3 in it so way to self own yourself you dumb homosexual also this isn't a blog you brainlet nobody gives a shit what you think

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Arcade Tekken 3 kind of sucks

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, they should've at least put PS1 Tekken 3 balance fixes, characters and music into it. Just cut the video cutscenes and extra modes.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    King is cool. Or Yoshi

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why yes, I'm good at this game. How could you tell?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mokujin was so brave for wearing his chains post slavery. He spoke at my college once, but it was about forest fires rather than his specialty, neurochemical engineering.

      Well, sorry that this worthless anime c**t is taking so much of the frame.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had him over for Christmas one year and when he saw the tree he became angry and stormed out. I went to see him several days later to find out what was wrong. When he invited me inside and I saw he had propped up a dead homeless man in his living room and decorated him wirh garland and tinsel, I understood.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of house doesn't have any wood in the structure at all? Mokujin is a hypocrite, next time you see him tell him to get fricked.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            our story takes place in Africa

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forest Law.

    You ain’t gettin’ out of this Junkyard mix-up. Yea, I’m going to delete your health with two windmills. Yea, I’m going to run up your body and flop on you. Yea, you’re going to catch these spin kicks.

    Waaaah

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow Law Chad reporting in. Bryan Fury also kicks ass. Only he could pull off grey hair and snake skin pants or whatever these are

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait there's a whole second row of characters? I just beat arcade mode with Jin and then my rom crashed. It's weird playing Jin with Kaz's move set. Even worse when the AI cheats so trying to play rush down mixup just wouldn't cut it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jin also had a plenty of Jun moves. But doesn't Devil Jin have the same moveset in later games? I never used him because he looks lame.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Phoenix or Heihachi. I'm a hammer punch to power punch guy.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll have the blond pawg mommy

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul, jin or heihaichi.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ogre

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eddie Gordo
    >easy to win with
    >cool flips
    >makes people mad
    >wears cool sunglasses

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JULIA IS MY WIFE
    nothing funnier than soloing the game with kuma though

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The racist bear.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paul isn't racist.

      https://i.imgur.com/TGgFET0.jpg

      Choose your character!

      King
      Bryan
      Yoshimitsu

      in that order

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf julia and anna look so different here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      julia had a late puberty and it hit her hard between t3 and 4. i hate what they did to her in t7.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't like your cool native american waifu being turned into a stupid twitter prostitute? Me neither.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          With a stop between at luchador

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            should have stayed at Luchador damn it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know why they're so desperate to change Julia or bury her in DLC

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Tekken went to shit with 5

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why 5 and not 4?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                5 ruined the aesthetic. Made everything to unserious, and focused too much on appeasing the homosexualtournement types

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                As a T3 and Tag1 fan I appreciate T4 for trying something different and moving the series forward. They should've built T5 on top of that, fixing what was broken in T4 in the process. Instead they just took T3, put VF4 arenas and customization into it, removed cool aesthetics and music that Tekken games were known for, and called it T5.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tekken 4 wasn't different. It was a reaction to Virtua Fighter 3. Both games were broken and fixed in their next iteration.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tekken 4 wasn't different
                It was different from usual Tekken. And by the way, VF3 is based. It's still the second most played competitive VF game after VF5US in Japan. Americans were filtered by it not because of the uneven arenas but because of "boring" presentation.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                julia did not become shit until 7 though

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Chang
          >native american

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She's adopted

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gon
    Gun Jack
    Mokujin

    The holy trinity of meme kino

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good shit about Tekken 3:
    Outrageous damage from short combos. You are pretty much a poke or two from dead after any real combo starter hit you. High damage is an inherent comeback mechanic, since just a couple of hits and you're both one touch from the round ending
    Powerful never-nerfed backdash makes it possible for basic players to learn to space out whiffs without kbd
    Wakeup was much weaker and more dangerous than later games, knockdowns were much more deadly for the better player
    Bad stuff: kbd obviously broken, infinite stages ugly and universal, balance non-existent

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only pros who play games competitively for a living care about balance. It's their fricking job

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I generally agree with that kind of sentiment but it's just something they did get better with later

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        True but only if the game is not completely broken like Hokuto no Ken. But ppl still play that one so idk

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like when Yoshimitsu jerk offs in order to replenish his health

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably cursed. Masturbation is a sin and should reduce your health.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        God gave us hands specifically to jerk off profusely on big tiddy anime milfs and creampies, deal with it

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Tekken 3 and TTT1. because they are different from modern Tekken games and have their own identity. If I want to play a more modern Tekken game I play T7. Tekken 5 is just T7 but worse in every regard.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anna and Mokujin

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MU HU HA
    *switch*
    MU HU HA HA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still upset they removed the special before/after fight animations for certain pairings in tag 2
      literally soulless

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a button smashing nig nog so there is only one choice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing how fake fighting games are. KING would make these women cry and they would call the police on him. Honestly though, these girls should do very little damage against most of the male/non-human characters.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      King is a pro wrestler. Like half of his moveset requires the opponent to be actively cooperating for the show and won't work IRL.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1/3 of the roster is le quirky meme characters
    Why are japanese games like this?

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone who beats me is cheating

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm all about Tekken 2 tbqh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      2, 3, Tag, 4 are all cool

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 had a gorgeous atmosphere that was missing in 3 which felt more like a melting pot of various things, it almost had too much going on stylistically. Tekken 2 is also a lot less unbalanced

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I see what you mean, but all of them had distinct flavours which reflected the corresponding eras:
          T2 - 90s OVAs darker look and still experimental, uncanny valley-sque graphics
          T3 - 90s Japanese fashion and arcade scenes with bright colors and loud music. Early Ridge Racer games went for the same feel.
          T4 - Y2K
          T5 - edgy anime and epicness

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chooses the tiny dinosaur
    >Spams the annoying fart move

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