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I choose Cheetah Man
Xiaoyu all day
The Tekken 3 FMVs are something I'm surprised was never bettered.
They were simple or even silly on purpose. Since 2000s it all must be le epic cinema with flaming volcanos and global WW3 shootouts for some reason. Not just Tekken. Look at Resident Evil games (pre-7) or Fast and Furious films.
Mokujin's wife makes me hard as wood. Get it? Hard as wood.
YWNBAW
Both 5 and 7 are just objectively better, deeper and more balanced. I don't know what people like you browse /vr/ for but I don't play retro games for the sake of them being retro but because most of them are better than their counterparts. This one isn't
Move sets changed. Some people prefer the move sets in 3. I'm pretty sure the juggle physics changed as well. We're not talking about a straight upgrade of what was already there.
Sidestep is a viable defence move in T3 by the virtue of having smaller hit and hurtboxes. Later games nerfed sidestepping hard.
But then again I don't really care about what FGCgays consider better balanced. I can play SNES SF2 and MK2 just fine.
I once asked a question about Tekken 3 as someone who doesn't have much experience with the franchise and the autists in here flipped their lids insisting each game is entirely an upgrade on the last, so it's interesting reading this
Just play the one you like the most, they all are fine. Optionally try to find a group of nerds in your area who play specific installment locally. Only T7 has working online anyway.
I believe you can play Tekken via fightcade or pcxs2
Not on fightcade yet
Tekken 5 has a playable Tekken 3 in it so way to self own yourself you dumb homosexual also this isn't a blog you brainlet nobody gives a shit what you think
Arcade Tekken 3 kind of sucks
This, they should've at least put PS1 Tekken 3 balance fixes, characters and music into it. Just cut the video cutscenes and extra modes.
Best
King is cool. Or Yoshi
>Why yes, I'm good at this game. How could you tell?
Mokujin was so brave for wearing his chains post slavery. He spoke at my college once, but it was about forest fires rather than his specialty, neurochemical engineering.
Well, sorry that this worthless anime c**t is taking so much of the frame.
I had him over for Christmas one year and when he saw the tree he became angry and stormed out. I went to see him several days later to find out what was wrong. When he invited me inside and I saw he had propped up a dead homeless man in his living room and decorated him wirh garland and tinsel, I understood.
What kind of house doesn't have any wood in the structure at all? Mokujin is a hypocrite, next time you see him tell him to get fricked.
our story takes place in Africa
Forest Law.
You ain’t gettin’ out of this Junkyard mix-up. Yea, I’m going to delete your health with two windmills. Yea, I’m going to run up your body and flop on you. Yea, you’re going to catch these spin kicks.
Waaaah
Fellow Law Chad reporting in. Bryan Fury also kicks ass. Only he could pull off grey hair and snake skin pants or whatever these are
Wait there's a whole second row of characters? I just beat arcade mode with Jin and then my rom crashed. It's weird playing Jin with Kaz's move set. Even worse when the AI cheats so trying to play rush down mixup just wouldn't cut it.
Jin also had a plenty of Jun moves. But doesn't Devil Jin have the same moveset in later games? I never used him because he looks lame.
Bear
Paul Phoenix or Heihachi. I'm a hammer punch to power punch guy.
I'll have the blond pawg mommy
Paul, jin or heihaichi.
ogre
Eddie Gordo
>easy to win with
>cool flips
>makes people mad
>wears cool sunglasses
>JULIA IS MY WIFE
nothing funnier than soloing the game with kuma though
The racist bear.
Paul isn't racist.
King
Bryan
Yoshimitsu
in that order
wtf julia and anna look so different here
julia had a late puberty and it hit her hard between t3 and 4. i hate what they did to her in t7.
You don't like your cool native american waifu being turned into a stupid twitter prostitute? Me neither.
exactly!
With a stop between at luchador
should have stayed at Luchador damn it
I don't know why they're so desperate to change Julia or bury her in DLC
Tekken went to shit with 5
Why 5 and not 4?
5 ruined the aesthetic. Made everything to unserious, and focused too much on appeasing the homosexualtournement types
As a T3 and Tag1 fan I appreciate T4 for trying something different and moving the series forward. They should've built T5 on top of that, fixing what was broken in T4 in the process. Instead they just took T3, put VF4 arenas and customization into it, removed cool aesthetics and music that Tekken games were known for, and called it T5.
Tekken 4 wasn't different. It was a reaction to Virtua Fighter 3. Both games were broken and fixed in their next iteration.
>Tekken 4 wasn't different
It was different from usual Tekken. And by the way, VF3 is based. It's still the second most played competitive VF game after VF5US in Japan. Americans were filtered by it not because of the uneven arenas but because of "boring" presentation.
julia did not become shit until 7 though
>Chang
>native american
She's adopted
Gon
Gun Jack
Mokujin
The holy trinity of meme kino
Good shit about Tekken 3:
Outrageous damage from short combos. You are pretty much a poke or two from dead after any real combo starter hit you. High damage is an inherent comeback mechanic, since just a couple of hits and you're both one touch from the round ending
Powerful never-nerfed backdash makes it possible for basic players to learn to space out whiffs without kbd
Wakeup was much weaker and more dangerous than later games, knockdowns were much more deadly for the better player
Bad stuff: kbd obviously broken, infinite stages ugly and universal, balance non-existent
Only pros who play games competitively for a living care about balance. It's their fricking job
I generally agree with that kind of sentiment but it's just something they did get better with later
True but only if the game is not completely broken like Hokuto no Ken. But ppl still play that one so idk
I like when Yoshimitsu jerk offs in order to replenish his health
He's probably cursed. Masturbation is a sin and should reduce your health.
God gave us hands specifically to jerk off profusely on big tiddy anime milfs and creampies, deal with it
For me, it's Tekken 3 and TTT1. because they are different from modern Tekken games and have their own identity. If I want to play a more modern Tekken game I play T7. Tekken 5 is just T7 but worse in every regard.
Anna and Mokujin
MU HU HA
*switch*
MU HU HA HA
I'm still upset they removed the special before/after fight animations for certain pairings in tag 2
literally soulless
I'm a button smashing nig nog so there is only one choice
Amazing how fake fighting games are. KING would make these women cry and they would call the police on him. Honestly though, these girls should do very little damage against most of the male/non-human characters.
King is a pro wrestler. Like half of his moveset requires the opponent to be actively cooperating for the show and won't work IRL.
>1/3 of the roster is le quirky meme characters
Why are japanese games like this?
everyone who beats me is cheating
I'm all about Tekken 2 tbqh
Based
2, 3, Tag, 4 are all cool
2 had a gorgeous atmosphere that was missing in 3 which felt more like a melting pot of various things, it almost had too much going on stylistically. Tekken 2 is also a lot less unbalanced
I see what you mean, but all of them had distinct flavours which reflected the corresponding eras:
T2 - 90s OVAs darker look and still experimental, uncanny valley-sque graphics
T3 - 90s Japanese fashion and arcade scenes with bright colors and loud music. Early Ridge Racer games went for the same feel.
T4 - Y2K
T5 - edgy anime and epicness
>Chooses the tiny dinosaur
>Spams the annoying fart move