>can't fricking act
I generally agree with this but I feel like it's more that he's typecasted into cool, stoic roles that don't let him have any range than anything else. He's great in comedies.
Yeah, and? That sounds like a midwit take by someone who wasn't there at the time.
Back around 2008-2010, it was cool to hate it because everyone could tell how objectively shit it was, and nobody at the time cared about what the actors thought.
Pattinson has literally said in interviews that he based his performance of Batman on trying to channel Shadow the Hedgehog. Dude was probably mad trollin but still highly based that he would actually do that in a promotional interview. He has the natural British accent and let's face it, Shadow is the Edward Cullen of the Sonic world.
You have taken your first step down the Rpatz road of kino. Enjoy the ride. Rob straight up said he was in Twilight for the money, once the cheque cleared he never wanted anything to do with the franchise again and demanded his agent only bring him the kinoest roles from that point on. Playing Batman is the first non indie role he's had in years outside of his role in Chris Nolan's Tenet.
I think his Batman unironically shits on Bale's and Affleck's. And I've seen a lot of people criticize his Bruce Wayne for being "emo" but I found a more reclusive and depressed Bruce Wayne to be way more interesting.
Isn't Tails just the current VA? Based on "people will be very happy" it'd be weird if it wasn't a previous VA for Shadow. David Humphrey is a theater actor so I don't think it would be that far-fetched to approach him about it. I guess Jason Griffith is the most well known at this point, though. Do people actually like his take on Shadow, though? I don't have strong feelings one way or the other.
Tails only happened as a matter of convenience. During the retooling of the movie after the trailer bombed, they added in the post credits scene with Tails, and they got the game VA because it was the easiest thing to do when you need someone to say one line and haven't committed to a sequel yet.
>Do people actually like his take on Shadow, though?
Jason Griffith could read the phone book and medium ugly half-gay women everywhere would start uncontrollably jerking off
Tail's being the game VA was purely because Tails was a last minute addition after the re-design. Thus why the model is fricking ugly in the 1st movie. Shadow is the big star, they're going to cast a big name for him for the normies and that's why I want Keanu since his voice is the closest big celebrity voice to David Humphrey.
Keanu seems to be the most adjacent celebrity to video games as a medium. Probably gonna be him because he's the funny meme man and the idea of the Ultimate Lifeform being a fricking black hedgehog with a gun is very silly.
What if in the new movie Shadow disavows using guns because of gun violence in America. I think that would be a nice moment for everyone to reflect on.
NTA but he's right. There are sonic fans that unironically enjoyed the 2nd movie despite almost half of it being dedicated to le funny human wedding bplot
first half is great, goes downhill fast once HE enters
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
The first half was good, the end would have been good without WoU, or if Tooru was introduced earlier so the villain isn't some rando.
Jojo villains need buildup, and that homie had literally none.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Everything about Tooru was a mistake. Jobin should’ve been the main villain.
Is it okay for me to skip part V and VI?
I might go back and actually read part V, just because of Dio's DNA being involved.
But part VI sounded so fricking boring and gay.
>Even if my memories, y'know, aren't real, it's still me... Shadow. And I have to keep my promise to Maria. That's the only thing that matters to me now.
Seth is easily one of, if not the most talented voice actors alive. He is overbooked though and he doesnt even want to do the roles he has anymore. Would have been interesting how that would sound like though.
>establish a bazillion loopholes and ways to get around Wonder of U's powers >throw literally all of it in the garbage and asspull a new power so Josuke can win without any effort
Why
It's probably for a fan animation or something, surely. There's no way they'd bring back the coolest sounding Shadow for either the new Shadow game or the new movie. Right?
It's probably for a fan animation or something, surely. There's no way they'd bring back the coolest sounding Shadow for either the new Shadow game or the new movie. Right?
A lot of Shadow's lyrics had to do with how conflicted he feels. Even in his theme, "Throw It All Away", it comments on how, even if he is immortal, it doesn't matter and he would rather throw it all away because the life itself is meaningless.
In Rhythm and Balance, the White Jungle stage where you have to save Rouge before the island explodes, the song asks over and over if Shadow is scared, once again that if he fails, he will lose yet another person close to him.
In the Supernatural, Final Chase's stage, the song starts asking if Shadow is even the Ultimate Lifeform to begin with as he gets closer to Maria's "dream."
The Biolizard of course, is unironically what I'd call Shadow's swan song. "Supporting Me" sounds just like the title, Shadow has finally given up revenge and learned that he wants to protect the world but he doesn't really know how to do this. He will do everything in his power, knowing that Maria is supporting him in order to fulfill her last wish, even if it means his untimely end, which the song references at the end of the song as well.
And of course, Live and Learn. Pretty explanatory, but it's learning to live with your mistakes and to keep moving in life even if all seems lost.
Shadow's story was unironically a great lead up from a broken individual lead on by hatred to one of redemption, giving his life to the ones he tried to destroy in the first place. We really won't have kino like this again, but at least its here.
>Fight ensues. >Shadow knocks out the soldiers. >There's still more fighting heard off in the distance. >Shadow picks up one of the weapons a soldier dropped. >He looks at it pensively. >Maria: "Shadow? You're not thinking of..." >Shadow: "No, Maria." >He tosses the gun away in a dismissive gesture. >Shadow: "I can protect you with my own power. Let's get out of here." >Maria: "I know a way out. An escape pod in sector B"
I was at a mall signing for Kirk recently. He seemed really sad not playing the role in the movie but was happy it brings Shadow in the spotlight. Also got jealous his friend Colleen got in for Tails.
Shadow was the second worst thing to happen to Sonic, with the the absolute worst thing being Sonic Adventure 1 with it's shitty floaty controls, changing the setting to Earth (I don't give a frick what the con artist Yuji naka says, there's no way the locations of sonic 1, 2, and 3 can logically coincide with being on just regular fricking EARTH) and introducing several FRICKING AWFUL characters like Big the cat
Have they made a cut of Sonic 2 without Donutlord's family? It was an okay film when I violently skipped ahead whenever I didn't see Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik, or Stone on screen.
>Robert Pattinson actually didn't enjoy playing his assigned character, Edward Cullen. >Pattinson himself famously trashed the "Twilight" movies in interviews. In video compilations, he appeared unenthusiastic about the franchise, from how long the shooting was to how strange the premises of the films were. >"There's nothing you can do about it," he said. "That's the way it is. But it is weird being part of that, kind of representing something you don't particularly like."
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
i dont care how remorseful he is i cant go murder an orphanage and get away with cause cause i feel bad can i?
That was the other Twilight gay, the one that transforms into a dog.
Anyway, Pattinson has been acting on actual movies for a while and he's been alright in my books for the same time.
While he hated to act in the Twilight movies, at least they paid him so much money he can now do whatever he wants and play all the stupid ass roles he wants.
Kinda reminds me of Elijah Wood, except I don't think Elijah hated playing Frodo.
Imagine getting this worked STILL to this day lmao pathetic. Dude's a fricking genius. Get the teen millennial girl audience who'll follow you forever into adulthood when they're all lonely cat ladies still schlicking it to the memory of you playing a teenager.
Ok, so it's either going to be Shadow's original SA2 actor. OR, Robert Pattinson. Everyone knows he fricking lived and breathed SA2 to get into character for Batman.
Keanu or Robert Pattinson.
This..it's Keanu
>Sonic. Rules. And consequences.
*Bang*
Pattinson is good. Keanu (while I love that fricker in a no homosexual way) can't fricking act and I'm tired of everyone hyping him up.
Doesn't have to do that much to play the role of Shadow anyway, he'll be fine if he gets it.
>can't fricking act
I generally agree with this but I feel like it's more that he's typecasted into cool, stoic roles that don't let him have any range than anything else. He's great in comedies.
>Keanu or Robert Pattinson.
Keanu would be one of the weirdest surprises. But I could almost believe it.
I don't see how Keanu would be a surprise with how much everyone memes him.
It's one of these two, Hayden was never a fan favorite
Pattinson would be the best choice, he's a better voice actor than most voice actors
Just missing Steve Buscemi
>Robert Pattinson
Didn't he base his Batman performance on Shadow?
pattinson is the best option here.
I remember hating Twilight almost 20 years ago, but I have zero issues with Pattinson being Shadow. It would kinda make me happy, I think.
>hating Twilight
I mean, even the actors didn't like it
Yeah, and? That sounds like a midwit take by someone who wasn't there at the time.
Back around 2008-2010, it was cool to hate it because everyone could tell how objectively shit it was, and nobody at the time cared about what the actors thought.
Midwit take. Actors will say whatever appeases. If the shitlib masses say to feel shame, they will feign shame.
Pattinson has literally said in interviews that he based his performance of Batman on trying to channel Shadow the Hedgehog. Dude was probably mad trollin but still highly based that he would actually do that in a promotional interview. He has the natural British accent and let's face it, Shadow is the Edward Cullen of the Sonic world.
Holy shit, that's incredibly based, might actually watch that movie now. Unironically the best promotion for a movie I've ever seen
You have taken your first step down the Rpatz road of kino. Enjoy the ride. Rob straight up said he was in Twilight for the money, once the cheque cleared he never wanted anything to do with the franchise again and demanded his agent only bring him the kinoest roles from that point on. Playing Batman is the first non indie role he's had in years outside of his role in Chris Nolan's Tenet.
>your pic
Oh shit, yeah Lighthouse was really great, I totally forgot that was RPats.
I think his Batman unironically shits on Bale's and Affleck's. And I've seen a lot of people criticize his Bruce Wayne for being "emo" but I found a more reclusive and depressed Bruce Wayne to be way more interesting.
Hoping they pull a Tails and get one of the previous Shadow actors, but we know that won't happen
Isn't Tails just the current VA? Based on "people will be very happy" it'd be weird if it wasn't a previous VA for Shadow. David Humphrey is a theater actor so I don't think it would be that far-fetched to approach him about it. I guess Jason Griffith is the most well known at this point, though. Do people actually like his take on Shadow, though? I don't have strong feelings one way or the other.
Tails only happened as a matter of convenience. During the retooling of the movie after the trailer bombed, they added in the post credits scene with Tails, and they got the game VA because it was the easiest thing to do when you need someone to say one line and haven't committed to a sequel yet.
>Do people actually like his take on Shadow, though?
Jason Griffith could read the phone book and medium ugly half-gay women everywhere would start uncontrollably jerking off
Tail's being the game VA was purely because Tails was a last minute addition after the re-design. Thus why the model is fricking ugly in the 1st movie. Shadow is the big star, they're going to cast a big name for him for the normies and that's why I want Keanu since his voice is the closest big celebrity voice to David Humphrey.
Chris brap
>people will be very happy
unless it's Gilbert Gottfried I'm gonna feel indifferent
Arnold Schwarzenegger
No one tell him.
Let him find out on his own.
>Gilbert Gottfried
Anon...
Frick dont remind me.
>Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
Perfection.
Somebody ai this scene with his voice please
shut the frick up, aigay.
I can hear this in his voice, bros. Frick, I'm sad now.
captain lou as an AI voice
Vin Diesel
Pedro Pascal
Oh my god, Danny Devito?
Shadow will NEVER be Johnny Silverhand
Wake the frick up hedgehog. We got an Ark to burn.
Maria is an AI now and it’s all fricking GUN’s fault, it always is.
>They make Maria an AI to avoid having to show the government gunning down a child
I would burn the theatre down
Keanu seems to be the most adjacent celebrity to video games as a medium. Probably gonna be him because he's the funny meme man and the idea of the Ultimate Lifeform being a fricking black hedgehog with a gun is very silly.
TRIPLE H
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>TRIP
od baby
TIME TO LAY THE TARPS
What if in the new movie Shadow disavows using guns because of gun violence in America. I think that would be a nice moment for everyone to reflect on.
Hayden would have been the perfect choice
>It's not Hayden
Fricking GAY
>Where's that damn FOURTH paycheck?
chris chan
Keanu for sure
Robert Pattinson 100%
DSP
>DOOOD MARIA DIED NOTHING I COULD DO ACK ACK ACK
He's so cool.
BALEBROS WE'RE STILL IN THIS
>I don't have the fourth Chaos Emerald I swear to god
>SWEAR TO ME
H. Jon Benjamin.
fire up the grill eggman we got to make those damn burgers
Jason Griffith, lets fricking go
It's actually Vinny Vinesauce. His voice is the perfect Shadow voice.
i'm imagining Vinny sounding completely indifferent while watching Maria gets gunned down like a dog.
GUN start opening fire on the space station, Shadow turns to the audience and says "Chat, is this real? WHADDYA MEAN THIS IS REAL"
People who watch these movies are hard to dissapoint.
cope
NTA but he's right. There are sonic fans that unironically enjoyed the 2nd movie despite almost half of it being dedicated to le funny human wedding bplot
Shut up, racist
The guy from the sonic fandub
This is Low...
TIER
Jack Black
LIAR
FAKER*
FAKER? I think you're the fake hedgehog here. You're comparing yourself to me?
ha
>And then, Chancellor... The world could be yours
>I like the way you think, Young Skywalker!
Would be hilarious and could work
wait what
I didn't know kek, this is hilarious
It's autistic but I want Shadow to use chaos control to pull the time stop gun trick
part 6 killed my interest in jojo
part 7 is the best by a large margin, don't let the worst part filter you right before the kino (starts sloooow though)
>the worst part
baffling post
Tbh part 8 is fricking rancid
first half is great, goes downhill fast once HE enters
The first half was good, the end would have been good without WoU, or if Tooru was introduced earlier so the villain isn't some rando.
Jojo villains need buildup, and that homie had literally none.
Everything about Tooru was a mistake. Jobin should’ve been the main villain.
He said part 6, not 5
Is it okay for me to skip part V and VI?
I might go back and actually read part V, just because of Dio's DNA being involved.
But part VI sounded so fricking boring and gay.
Part V is dogwater. Part VI is genuinely one of the best. It's easily
>part 2 = part 7 > part 4 = part 6 > part 1 > part 5 > part 8 > shit > part 3
Part skippers are subhuman redditors.
good news, he posted a page from part 7
>check jojolion
>its somehow worse, like it doesnt even have a plot
It's Nicolas Cage.
I would unironically go watch Sonic day 1 if this is true.
>It's Nicolas Cage.
"GIMME THAT CHOCO CAKE, SONIC!"
so.... it Will not be the original VA?
No it will not be his original japanese VA
It will be Keith David. He voiced the furgay wolf in homosexual Hotel he will do anything at this point.
>He voiced the furgay wolf in homosexual Hotel
HE WHAT
If his voice didn't sound so similar to knuckles l, I think you'd be on to something.
Jason Griffith
Pattinson is a gamer. Its gotta be him
give me a sample
idk this one is pretty decent
kinda gay
although I like the idea of Shadow being kinda dorky
DAMMIT JOHN WHOS PLAYING GERALD
>M'boy are you fat!
>I don't tip, Shadow. Tipping is for degenerates
This one bothers me.
I really hope it's not just Carrey
It’s me
Vic Mignogna?
>Even if my memories, y'know, aren't real, it's still me... Shadow. And I have to keep my promise to Maria. That's the only thing that matters to me now.
THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM
it's going to be idris elba
He's knuckles already dude.
it's going to be idris elba.
>Where's Maria!
Christian Bale
steve harvey
steve harvet
David Humphrey
Please be Chris Pratt, god that would be so funny. Just imagine Shadowgays and Twittergays faces
Tom Kenny for peak insult to injury.
Funniest part is that he could actually pull it off.
You joke but Tom Kenny is an insanely good VA
>Hey Sonic remember that time we teamed up against Black Bull?
To be honest Seth MacFarlane could probably conjure up an interesting 'Shadow' voice.
Seth is easily one of, if not the most talented voice actors alive. He is overbooked though and he doesnt even want to do the roles he has anymore. Would have been interesting how that would sound like though.
As long as he doesn't fricking write he can do every voice
no Hayden
no watching then
>establish a bazillion loopholes and ways to get around Wonder of U's powers
>throw literally all of it in the garbage and asspull a new power so Josuke can win without any effort
Why
https://twitter.com/HumphreyReal/status/1771710885221830800
Bros?
It's probably for a fan animation or something, surely. There's no way they'd bring back the coolest sounding Shadow for either the new Shadow game or the new movie. Right?
Yeah it's definitely for a fan project.
God I wish.
HOOOOOLY KINO, ORIGINAL VA?
A lot of Shadow's lyrics had to do with how conflicted he feels. Even in his theme, "Throw It All Away", it comments on how, even if he is immortal, it doesn't matter and he would rather throw it all away because the life itself is meaningless.
In Rhythm and Balance, the White Jungle stage where you have to save Rouge before the island explodes, the song asks over and over if Shadow is scared, once again that if he fails, he will lose yet another person close to him.
In the Supernatural, Final Chase's stage, the song starts asking if Shadow is even the Ultimate Lifeform to begin with as he gets closer to Maria's "dream."
The Biolizard of course, is unironically what I'd call Shadow's swan song. "Supporting Me" sounds just like the title, Shadow has finally given up revenge and learned that he wants to protect the world but he doesn't really know how to do this. He will do everything in his power, knowing that Maria is supporting him in order to fulfill her last wish, even if it means his untimely end, which the song references at the end of the song as well.
And of course, Live and Learn. Pretty explanatory, but it's learning to live with your mistakes and to keep moving in life even if all seems lost.
Shadow's story was unironically a great lead up from a broken individual lead on by hatred to one of redemption, giving his life to the ones he tried to destroy in the first place. We really won't have kino like this again, but at least its here.
>SA2 still looks great graphically
Dreamcast was pure soul
Black person do you think the Dreamcast output at 4k with AI upscaled textures or what
Read the comments, already confirmed to be some fan project for that EmiSomething, FRICK SAKE
>Chris pratt
God, I hope not. That homosexual's in everything, he's the white version of Will Smith.
Dan Southworth
The only other people is if they've got the original SA2 voice actor or Reeves. Nobody else could generate any sort of "hype".
Anyone got that Robert Pattison copy pasta?
this homie makes me wanna buy a game boy color
>duuuude have you seen the matrix bro? It's like... sometimes I think we're actually living in it mann
Kek this is a shitpost, no way it’s real.
What is real is him talking about Aerith vs Tifa
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That's all I needed to see, make him Shadow
Chris Sabat
Do it
We all want it deep down
Drummond was better
Isn't he Eggman now in the Prime cartoon shit?
>IPhone filename
>Dubgay
Checks out
like the previous two, it's gonna be trash, isn't it.
What is the point of hiding the voice actor and why does anyone even give a shit? Frick Sega and their fake corporate hype marketing.
Calm down autismo
>they drew first blood sonic
>they killed my maria
what are the chances of him using a gun, even as a joke
>Fight ensues.
>Shadow knocks out the soldiers.
>There's still more fighting heard off in the distance.
>Shadow picks up one of the weapons a soldier dropped.
>He looks at it pensively.
>Maria: "Shadow? You're not thinking of..."
>Shadow: "No, Maria."
>He tosses the gun away in a dismissive gesture.
>Shadow: "I can protect you with my own power. Let's get out of here."
>Maria: "I know a way out. An escape pod in sector B"
They brought back his motorcycle for the movie, so I say there's a chance, even for a gag
Easy way to address it is having him try one out and call it crap compared to Chaos Spear.
neat
Better be Humphrey or i don't give a shit.
Instead of Hayden Christensen it's going to be Jake Matthew Lloyd
OJ Simpson's final performance.
I would coom for the SA2 voice
imagine if it ended up being tommy wiseau
It's Keanu, they've been setting it up since Movie 1
Dan Avidan
so its keanu
So it's either, Keanu, Pattison, Humphrey or Griffin.
>Chris Pratt
THANK GOD!
Soon
Give me Pattison, he almost nails Humphrey's Shadow.
Pattison sounds the best
So did you all see that Maria animation....
No, what is it?
I know damn well some of you have seen THAT Maria animation. you're all chronically online, don't deny it.
No anon, you got something to share with the class?
Don't open unless you want to be cursed/
if it's the bad girl Maria from that Sonic fan game, then meh.
When you first saw Shadow, were you blinded by it's majesty? Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
Nicolas Cage.
Koji yusa?
That's disappointing. We wanted Darth Vader.
Well I want Batman
its ryan reynolds, isnt it
P Diddy
No Maria no watch.
If Maria is black I'll arson the studio.
kek she's already been cast, she's
not black
Maria is in and she's played by a white girl
rest easy
FRICKING PEDOPHILES
have a nice dayS SCUM
We want an accurate representation of a strong plot point from the source material.
Nobody mentioned anything sexual, weirdo.
SHE SHOULD BE AN ADULT LIKE EMMA MYERS IM SORRY BUT THAT FRICKING FREAK DAN SCHNIEDER IS A GREAT ARGUMENT FOR NO ONE CHILD ACTORS
She's already nailing the role
just keep him away from the production
That fricker is pretty much blacklisted from anything in Hollywood after all the shit this year that has come out
Hell no, he needs to be a special guest producer so we can get a kino foot scene.
I trust that if anyone can make sonic feet canon, it's him.
Which way, Chads?
Left, Platinum sheen implies a step above Super Sonic where as the right looks like piss.
I think it's about time they throw a bone to my boy Elliot
I was at a mall signing for Kirk recently. He seemed really sad not playing the role in the movie but was happy it brings Shadow in the spotlight. Also got jealous his friend Colleen got in for Tails.
I like Kirk in other roles but he’s a shit shadow
Kirk is only good for Twitter takeover meme replies. He's shit for anything serious.
>Also got jealous his friend Colleen got in for Tails.
She's honorary clussy. Anyone would be jealous.
Shadow was the second worst thing to happen to Sonic, with the the absolute worst thing being Sonic Adventure 1 with it's shitty floaty controls, changing the setting to Earth (I don't give a frick what the con artist Yuji naka says, there's no way the locations of sonic 1, 2, and 3 can logically coincide with being on just regular fricking EARTH) and introducing several FRICKING AWFUL characters like Big the cat
Jack Black
Cillian Murphy
Have they made a cut of Sonic 2 without Donutlord's family? It was an okay film when I violently skipped ahead whenever I didn't see Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik, or Stone on screen.
i swear to christ if its chris pratt im going to just stop watching movies stop giving that man roles he is not a voice actor
Already deconfirmed
>people actually want the twilight homosexual
Twilight ended 12 years ago.
i dont give a frick he was still in it
He spent 4 years acting in them, stopping 12 years ago.
Let it go, anon.
no i wont he is a homosexual sparkling vampire who didn't throw an absolute shit fit when they tried HE RUINED VAMPIRES
>Robert Pattinson actually didn't enjoy playing his assigned character, Edward Cullen.
>Pattinson himself famously trashed the "Twilight" movies in interviews. In video compilations, he appeared unenthusiastic about the franchise, from how long the shooting was to how strange the premises of the films were.
>"There's nothing you can do about it," he said. "That's the way it is. But it is weird being part of that, kind of representing something you don't particularly like."
i dont care how remorseful he is i cant go murder an orphanage and get away with cause cause i feel bad can i?
>12 years
I could swear it was longer wtf
You damn right I do
he ruined fricking batman will i have not seen that movie and i will NEVER see that movie frick this homosexual
Balecels and Keatongays gonna seethe for 10 years straight as Rpatz portrays the GOAT Bruce in the GOAT Batman trilogy.
Wasn't he also Sharkboy from the Banderas movie?
He gets the pass if its him.
That was the other Twilight gay, the one that transforms into a dog.
Anyway, Pattinson has been acting on actual movies for a while and he's been alright in my books for the same time.
While he hated to act in the Twilight movies, at least they paid him so much money he can now do whatever he wants and play all the stupid ass roles he wants.
Kinda reminds me of Elijah Wood, except I don't think Elijah hated playing Frodo.
Imagine getting this worked STILL to this day lmao pathetic. Dude's a fricking genius. Get the teen millennial girl audience who'll follow you forever into adulthood when they're all lonely cat ladies still schlicking it to the memory of you playing a teenager.
Bro likes tifa he's just like me frfr
Robert hates Twilight as much as anyone, he openly admits he only did it for the money.
Its gonna be an e-celeb
Sean Schemmel
It all starts with this;a israeliteel containing the ultimate power.
I'll only accept Jason Griffith.
Jason's Chaos Control is supreme and whoever you want to voice Shadow won't do it as well
Let's hope Jeff is autistic enough to push for a Jason dub as a Blu-Ray bonus since Jason was the voice in the games Jeff worked on.
The director is a huge Shadowgay, I trust him to get the right voice for him.
I wanna voice that portrays pic related in being a sigma male.
Cheese kraft
STOMPING...
KOOPAS
SPIN
DASHING
BADNIKS
Growing up I spent hours of my life stomping...black creatures!
>Hayden
Perfect cast. We'll get Chris Pratt instead
Love that Pratt speculation instantly got shot down, cause that's instantly where everyone went to lmfao
Chris Shatt is too busing playing the fat orange cat, so thankfully it's not him
He was supposed to be the chosen one!
Contrary to antichrist opinions, Chris Pratt was excellent for Mario movie
Vin Diesel for Metal Sonic
Alright anons, which Sonic character WOULD Chris Pratt be good for?
Ok, so it's either going to be Shadow's original SA2 actor. OR, Robert Pattinson. Everyone knows he fricking lived and breathed SA2 to get into character for Batman.
Gonna be a random Black rapper