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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't care
    >lose 8 more

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't care
      >I'm tanking my MMR to smurf

      >doesn't use alts
      >destroys MMR and win/lose ratio on main to frick with noobs
      based

      based

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lose 10 games on purpose
      >Enjoy seeing your teammates losing their shit
      >Enjoy the next 10 games where you just casually beat the crap out of infants
      MMR has been solved.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did this a lot in OW2.
        When I wasn't playing with my friends I would go around as hamster just smashing people with the ball, ignoring objectives and having fun, but making my team always lose. My MMR would be in the shitter after a dozen games.
        Then when I played with my friends we'd 5 stack against complete morons and have a blast.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This absolute menace of a gigachad gamer just solved the whole shitty console session shooters
          Fun > rank > your teammates > playing the game

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did this a lot in OW2.
        When I wasn't playing with my friends I would go around as hamster just smashing people with the ball, ignoring objectives and having fun, but making my team always lose. My MMR would be in the shitter after a dozen games.
        Then when I played with my friends we'd 5 stack against complete morons and have a blast.

        >gets banned for throwing the game
        sorry chuds, you have to always tryhard in our game

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao chuds keep getting btfo'd by game companies kek

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any dev team that designs a multiplayer game that denigrates the player deserves to be firebombed. Or more reasonably, ask for a refund on steam because the game is being hostile to you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quit being a pussy, homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't sound hostile. Passive aggressive at the most, and that's a stretch.

        passive aggressiveness is the mark of a true b***h
        I'm just skipping their shit game and denying them a salary kek

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds pretty passive aggressive to me.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            /skipped

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Active aggressive is where it's at, you dick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't sound hostile. Passive aggressive at the most, and that's a stretch.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >denigrates

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Any dev team that designs a multiplayer game that denigrates the player deserves to be firebombed.
      This is why I only support Jap devs.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I swap my digital dick-licker out for one that talks shit when I lose?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a pretty cool idea actually

        Can I swap my digital dick-licker out for one that talks shit when I lose?

        But also this, and make her a e-girl, but the praise when I win should be just as heavy as the criticism when I lose, actually even better strong admirable man chews me out when I lose and cute e-girl praises me when I win

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this can't be real, it's too condescending, even for the blue haired cryptosexuals that pass as game devs these days.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes considering they are the types that pick "Just here for the story" difficulty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But saying "gg ez" on DbD is toxic

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >queueing
    Why can't English just make sense for 5 seconds and shorten the word to queing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      'queue' is how the word is spelled, the 'ing' is just appended at the end, and it's incorrect. the actual word is 'queuing'

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      queueueueueueueueing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      'queue' is how the word is spelled, the 'ing' is just appended at the end, and it's incorrect. the actual word is 'queuing'

      >queueueueing
      >every letter between q and ing is silent

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks q makes a cue sound just because the name of the letter is pronounced "cue"
        Actual moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          (Ueue)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        king?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ¿Que?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESL moron right on cue

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        more like right on queue

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          carlos!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a french word, moron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        how come a cuck country like france had so much influence in the language we use?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          a little thing called the battle of hastings

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think France at one point owned England or some shit like that. It's why a lot of the really fancy sounding words are French in origin, whereas common speech mostly tends to be Germanic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only countries that are bigger cucks than france are bongland and canada.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          France used to be based weirdos, now they are just weirdos.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ikr
      everyone just says q

      >reddit league
      go back

      moron

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ragequitter rage quits
        >end up winning 2v3

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is a language for morons, you could just write it like q and it would sound exactly the same

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        q is a letter, not a word. dumbass.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I is a letter. Yet it is used as a word. You're move, Professor English

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        and yet you use it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always use other words, checkmate moron

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          To talk to another morons you need the moronic language, case in point talking with you

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            good morning, sir! do the needful today?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No argument
              I accept your concession, moron, lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking moron.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      clean my toilet, shitskin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The english language is an unholy amalgamation of like 5, maybe 7 languages from each invader that took over and owned the miserable rock you call the British Isles.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      queueueueueueueueing

      Queueueueueue`

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit league
    go back

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, now can they do something about the terrible mmr system where your MMR takes a hit even if you score 5 goals and block 7 goals, only for your team mates to own goal and bump you out of the goals to allow the other team to win?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      but then you'd be able to rank up without relying on your teammates and they'd lose out on precious engagement and playtime metrics

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, is this from a multiplayer game? Then this seems moronic, considering how sometimes you simply get either terrible players, people who stop giving a shit after a minor setback and straight-up griefers. In such cases, how is polishing your mechanics going to help?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not only is it a multiplayer game, it has forced 50 matchmaking. You will see this screen no matter how well you play.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Telling shitters to git gud is chud behavior doe

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't care
    >I'm tanking my MMR to smurf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low energy shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wym? they love their engagement algo so much so as to ruin games over it
        I'm just giving bogus data to shove up their asses lel

        Nah, casual is casual.

        nah, you're just stupid
        own it at least

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't use alts
      >destroys MMR and win/lose ratio on main to frick with noobs
      based

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU SUCK b***h
    this is probably cool if its real

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you sure you want to play the game?
    I hate when the game tries to be my parents.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will you still get banned for posting "gg ez" or "skill issue"?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game sees you being a shitter
    >calls you a shitter and tells you to git gud
    I fail to see the problem with this, it's the same concept as picrel and everyone seemed to love that.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I exclusively play online games in order to lose while trolling both teams because it is fun when competitive manlets seethe
      Captcha: Wanking D

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >purposefully using strats that are annoying to the enemy while contributing nothing to your own
        Someone stop me

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would make more sense if it was "smurfing detected." Why would a game care if you're mad as long as you're following the rules?

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so how is this different from God of War or any early 2000s game telling you to lower the difficulty to easy after a few deaths?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think games should facilitate ragequitting better. You should always be able to pause, exit game, and requeue. Treat it as a forfeit. Don't hold people hostage when they're fed up with that match.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ruin the game for everyone else because you threw a temper tantrum
      ragequitters should be perma banned

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >designing a game where one guy leaving midway through ruins it for everyone else involved

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Forfeiting in Chess or Magic The Gathering
          >"WHOA WHOA WHOA, I WAS HAVING FUN TAKING YOUR PIECES AND DOING MY MAGIC COMBOS. DON'T BE A SALTY b***h, PLAY THIS OUT!"

          don't like it? play casual.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Casual modes don't exist, every "casual" queue in a 'competitive game' is actually just comp light to 70% of the community, including the devs within 3 months. Thus the game is unplayable if you don't want to be beholden to their rules

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe don't be bad at games and you'll realise casual is casual.

              Maybe don't be so shit at game design where two decade old examples mog you. Overwatch and LoL are some of the worst multiplayer games ever designed with similarly awful communities specifically because of Dev failure.

              Yeah see a therapist.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you'll realise casual is casual.
                It's not and your poor attempts at gaslighting don't change that. People get banned for off meta even in blind pick.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, casual is casual.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People get banned for off meta even in blind pick.
                this hasn't been the case in any game I've ever played. Maybe play better games?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                pathetic scum you are, son of bith

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe don't be a piss baby who can't control their emotions.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe don't be so shit at game design where two decade old examples mog you. Overwatch and LoL are some of the worst multiplayer games ever designed with similarly awful communities specifically because of Dev failure.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Forfeiting in Chess or Magic The Gathering
        >"WHOA WHOA WHOA, I WAS HAVING FUN TAKING YOUR PIECES AND DOING MY MAGIC COMBOS. DON'T BE A SALTY b***h, PLAY THIS OUT!"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had this happen in a casual EDH game, where one guy had literally been sitting there playing solitaire and drawing through his entire deck, checking his hand EVERY time he drew a new card for 20 or so minutes and the other 3 players were doing nothing. So I asked the table "does anyone have an answer to this?" and everyone said no, so I scooped, picking up my cards. The guy got pissy and passive-aggressively angry at me for weeks afterwards because I didn't want to sit there and let him play his fricking half-hour combo out.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            ComboBlack folk are the worst sort of person in any card game.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dont get you game store ppl... wouldnt you just ask him what his cool combo was and he could tell you and then you could all talk about it and go get jamba juice or whatever.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sorry guys gotta leave
        >m-muh ragequit, m-muh ranked
        >*report for toxic*
        And you would get banned. MP Black folk needtp realize its just a video game. Even ranked is just a video game. And the companies doing the modding care about player retention, not your rank. So you WILL accept me leaving mid ranked matches.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play a 1v1 game and see how much you enjoy that

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What game had that?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      None, this is an edit for Rocket League posted on reddit a few days ago

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fiendly reminder that this industry needs to burn

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play games with this "MMR", whatever it is, as they're bound to be shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Name one good game with mmr.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chess.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No mmr in its inception.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yet it uses it.

              Chess is shit

              See

              You're shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                see

                No mmr in its inception.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chess is shit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            cheese isn't a game moron

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              See

              Yet it uses it.
              [...]
              See
              [...]

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chess has no MMR mode.
            Checkmate.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play game
    >lose a bunch of times but still having fun
    >YOU MAD? YOU MAAAAD? message appears
    Well now I am.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh sweaty you're not supposed to play for fun but to make the funny number go up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If something like this makes you mad then you deserve to be mad, either that or you were coping when you thought you were having fun and were actually getting mad.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would never play a game with an opaque and intrusive matchmaking system, of which I have no idea what the underlining algorithm is doing like this, let alone one that would insult me for losing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet you post on Ganker. Curious.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Easy mode is now selectable

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game forces EOMM
    >player goes on loser's queue
    >game tells the player to take a break
    This is some next level of frickery and scumbagery.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You shouldn't play any game with MMR multiplayer. It's just bad for you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. shitter that never became good

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        MMR game is antithesis of the getting good.
        You play good you win 50%
        You play bad you win 50%.
        It's israeli trick of faking progress.
        The faster you leave such rigged game the better is for you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fanboys and shills will call you a schizo and just drop "lol git gud", when the truth is right there.
          Literally every single genuine person that plays "skill" based team matchmaking has the same viewpoint. No matter how bad or good they play, their winrate defaults around the 50% mark.
          And somehow, I'm supposed to believe that is just a coincidence.
          Reject multiplayer trash and embrace single player kino.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Multiplayer is ok if you seeking such experience but you should only play non SBM matchmaking games. Only those who still run free join servers based matchmaking.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >o matter how bad or good they play, their winrate defaults around the 50% mark.
            that's because you get matched against better players, how is this hard for you to understand? the reward is getting to play in higher tier matches.
            >I'm supposed to believe that is just a coincidence.
            It's not a coincidence, it's an incidental feature of a properly functioning ranking system. Why wouldn't you want to get matched against equally skilled opponents? Why does it have to be some schizo conspiracy instead of just matchmaking that uses the same basic system invented for chess some 60 years ago.
            Moreover, it's not even true. If you look at the people who are at the top of the ladder in almost any game, you will see that their winrate is much higher than 50% because they're better than almost anyone else.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              people on top of the ladder are also at 50% which is why this system is dogshit

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                wrong
                https://www.dotabuff.com/players/leaderboard
                people who are better than anyone else have a higher than 50% winrate because there literally aren't equally skilled players for them to be matched with.

                That is "no reward" reward.
                Ther Elle is no any feeling of the progress besides number on the badge.

                With server system like it was in past player (who can progress) had clear arc of the progress
                >join server get you noob ass kicked by veterans
                >get good start putting up real fight
                >ascend to gosu level and start kicking ass yourself, other players look up too you
                It's story, and you touch it like grass.
                With SBM there is nothing, players are locked into internal juvenile state, no movement, no progressing, no maturing.
                Though it surely aligns with lefties desire to be children forever.

                >Ther Elle is no any feeling of the progress besides number on the badge.
                the reward is that you get better, what else could you want?
                >With server system like it was in past player (who can progress) had clear arc of the progress
                yes and it resulted in two people in any given match having fun while everyone else gets stomped. Brilliant.
                >players are locked into internal juvenile state, no movement, no progressing, no maturing.
                If mastering something isn't an intrinsic reward for you then you might be literally subhuman or a woman. I'm not saying that as an insult, you just lack a basic human drive to improve even if you're not rewarded for it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the reward is that you get better, what else could you want?
                Gameplay that rewards my efforts. Not just token.

                >fun while everyone else gets stomped
                If you don't want to be stomped just git good nub. Simple as.

                What you want is hand holding, safe space, "no score soccer game" soccer mom's love so much.
                >nooooop! You can't offend my little Jimmy, noooo! Leave him alone!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gameplay that rewards my efforts.
                your efforts are rewarded by getting better. This is intrinsic to humans.
                >If you don't want to be stomped just git good nub. Simple as.
                And when you git gud you get to stomp, which is equally boring. I've been on both sides of this and neither is any fun. I've quit about half a dozen shooters over the years solely because the only matches I could get in were onesided stomps in my favor. It wasn't challenging, there was no room for me to get better outside of the actual competitive scene (which has more fricking around than playing the videogame). Boring.
                I want to play with people of my own skill level because competition is fun when you both have a chance of winning but also have to put effort into it. If winning is either impossible or effortless, it's no longer competition.
                >What you want is hand holding, safe space, "no score soccer game" soccer mom's love so much.
                No, that's what YOU want. You want a system where everyone is worse than you because you play to stroke your ego instead of playing for competition. You can't handle being confronted with the fact that you're merely slightly above average so you would rather stomp an endless supply of shitters than having to actually earn a win.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your efforts are rewarded by getting better.
                You can't touch this better.
                Go outside touch the grass.

                > and neither is any fun.
                Objectiey wrong. "Golden age" of the FPS was CoD4, MW2, remembered as most fun of norimes FPS. Neither of these games had SBM.

                >want to play with people of my own skill level because I can't get gud pls gib safe place
                Fixed for communist justice. Fight inequality! Everybody should get the same!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't touch this better.
                again, if you can't fathom why someone would get better at something for the sake of getting better you're subhuman.
                >"Golden age" of the FPS was CoD4, MW2, remembered as most fun of norimes FPS.
                because these games had playerbases so massive and the console skill ceiling was so low that you could do okay in most matches even as a shitter. I had fun with mw2 because that was essentially the first time I actually got good at a shooter. Playing any game after that though? I was just stomping, every game ad nauseum. I moved onto playing shooters competitively on PC exactly because these games were fricking boring as shit if you got even slightly good.
                >>want to play with people of my own skill level because I can't get gud pls gib safe place
                Again, I don't want sbmm because I'm a shitter. I want sbmm because stomping is boring. If you don't want competition, there are a thousand singleplayer games you can play where you can put minimum effort in and dominate the game, why are you demanding competitive online games be reduced to that as well?

                They're literally all hovering around 50%

                >lifetime winrate
                based moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sneed

              • 8 months ago
                sage

                They're literally all hovering around 50%

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That is "no reward" reward.
              Ther Elle is no any feeling of the progress besides number on the badge.

              With server system like it was in past player (who can progress) had clear arc of the progress
              >join server get you noob ass kicked by veterans
              >get good start putting up real fight
              >ascend to gosu level and start kicking ass yourself, other players look up too you
              It's story, and you touch it like grass.
              With SBM there is nothing, players are locked into internal juvenile state, no movement, no progressing, no maturing.
              Though it surely aligns with lefties desire to be children forever.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is a moronic view if that was the case everyone would have the exact same MMR too but they dont,
            good players have a high MMR bad low MMR. you will reach the 50% win plateau thats when you quite when your MMR is at your own skill level thats when you quit and commit sudoku

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fanboys and shills will call you a schizo and just drop "lol git gud", when the truth is right there.
          Literally every single genuine person that plays "skill" based team matchmaking has the same viewpoint. No matter how bad or good they play, their winrate defaults around the 50% mark.
          And somehow, I'm supposed to believe that is just a coincidence.
          Reject multiplayer trash and embrace single player kino.

          depends on matchmaking and it will never match you well just cause it prioritizes quicker match finding over being accurate
          you will be tanking and losing way more than 50% if you are a shitter
          and almost everyone below average MMR has negative winrate

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine a situation where a script telling you "you seem mad" doesn't make you more mad.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      because its fake

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be fine, next 5 games the game will put a guy in my team who can solo the enemy team while the enemy team is half afk/offline, just to get me back to the MMR I was at.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't make sense, how can you lose mmr due to lack of skill when you need skill first have mmr to lose.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    fake and gay

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care
    See, when I lose MMR, so do the 4 stupid Black folk who were unfortunate enough to end up with me

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't care
    I don't know what homosexual ass game this is but they're just feeding into it at that point with that text box and those options. Devs continue to be completely out of touch with their userbase, more news at 11

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so glad I don't play ranked games

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lol u mad noob? git gud
    some years ago Ganker would have found this hilarious instead of taking it personally

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then from drones spammed it incessantly against any and all criticism of their mediocre games and Ganker being the hive mind of meme spouters they are ran it into the fricking ground.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't usually care about ragequitting or people quitting in the middle of a match but people who ragequit the moment they start losing are the worst

    Games like L4D2 are nearly ruined because of them.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I deleted this game from my steam account after 2000 hours and I couldn't be happier.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to reddit
    >find front page meme
    >post on autismchan
    >people think it's real

    I thought we were smart and based???

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      so what you're saying is you browse reddit?

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For how much I do complain about Halo. Halo 3 has one of the better match making systems that can pair higher skilled players with lower skilled players for a fair and balanced multiplayer experience without top ranked players being stuck 10 minutes in que for a game. For 1v1 games, it is harder to balance, but you don't need to have the skill levels between 2 players effectively be the same. It's okay to mix in some asymmetrical matches so lower ranked players can try to improve.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmr outside ranked/competitive shit was a mistake

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