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genocide good
wanting to kill your friends good

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did all my murdering and imperial conquest for Bernie.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bernie the psycho doesn't even care who Claude is before attempting to kill him.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Without Byleth swaying her heart one way or the other, would Bernie even want the Empire to win? It's the land that produced her abusive father, after all.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Edelgard arrests her father, and Bernie is actually at her most active during Crimson Flower, being outside of her room every month.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough. Direct action against her dad, and seeing reform in her country to hopefully stop it from producing more buttholes like him probably looks a lot better to her than simply blowing it all up.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's my cute wife Bernie!

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wikipedia article about Edelgard says that she was rigth
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edelgard_von_Hresvelg

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Polygon, Vice, Siliconera

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wikipedia is always right bro

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    STUPID DRAGON!

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    HILDA! HILDA!!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Caspar gets to frick this

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          so does everyone else

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Church good
    Saint Cethleann good
    Oedipope bad

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    edelgard loves her friends

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Edelgard so much!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      remember: edelgard is for kisses and cuddles with sensei

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can’t deny that this is hot

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Byleth is for getting BOARED

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part of TH is that (You) are the hottest girl.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      And that the hottest girl has the personality of a brick. Even worse once Sothis is gone.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn’t need a personality with a body like hers.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Byleth looks hot without her sezy frilly thights. Rhea did good with her genetics.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        The entire My Unit/bland protagonist thing has been a blight upon FE.
        Why can't we go back to leads with established personalities like Ike?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Robin was fine because even though they are pivotal to the plot, they play sidekick to Chrom most of the time. And you can customize them fully, use them in any class you like.

          The other 2 are downgrades. Corrin, while still customizable, gets a special sword and dragon abilities so you likely stick with their base class, but his main crime is being an annoying shit of a main character that the whole world revolves around.

          Byleth drops the annoying, but still has the world revolve around them, loses all customizability other than name and birthday - and honestly they should have not even bothered with that much so the voice acted lines can say anything other than "Professor" (their last name is never used either).
          But being a near mute piece of cardboard that only talks in player response prompts is horrendous, like wow. So they are the most self-insert bait, yet you can't customize them at all.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes ma'am

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting to kill your friends good
    thats all paths

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even romance Edelgard when she has her simp follow her 24/7?

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Edelgard wants to kill this

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      And it was very fun

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Micaiah so much!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Sothe

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >groomer

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish she’d groom me. She’s still look 25 when Sothe is 70.

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