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What are your top three favorites, and why?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warrior for the glory of pure combat
    Thief for the pure joy of sneak and steal
    Mysticist because it's the only class of magic I tolerate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 5 games with a
      >mysticist
      where it's such a big fricking deal that what you're saying actually makes sense.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elder Scrolls. Mysticism is a great spell list.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok, 4 more to go

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mysticism's in four different ES games, though. For some reason, Skyrim split it between Conjuration and Alteration.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Morrowind
        Divinity Original Sin
        The Secret World
        (supposedly) Neverwinter Nights
        WoW (to some degree)

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rolling

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything that gives me a gun

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paladin
    Samurai
    Warrior
    the 3 homies traveling the land

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pure sword and board
    >fighting with a big sword but having a little magic
    >"frick off here's a thousand fireballs"
    anything close to those three

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    role

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Starting with a Rogue and adding more Fighter to it makes it become a ranged Marksman
    This triangle is shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bows require both dex to aim correctly and str to actually draw the bow
      >gunslinger closer to thief than archer
      >ballistician even closer
      i dont know anon it makes plenty of sense to me
      makes sense to me anon

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thief because being the dickass thief stealing anything not nailed down is the most fun you can have
    Weapon Master is the thinking man's fighter and gives lots of opportunities for clever improvised weapons or being a secret ranged class with thrown weapons
    Geomancer always struck me as one of the more practical mages with a lot of non-murderhobo applications along with being the kind of thing that you have to get creative with to really make the best use of the toolkit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you go for the most lucrative items or are you a trash-hauler/vacuum?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        large items need to be valuable to be worth carrying around
        if it's small enough to pocket it without being noticed then its full klepto

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dang, I should have said "Grinch Mode" because it's more thematic.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    'an

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok you know what im cool with that

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dyslexiad into thinking i was beastmaster
        dammit

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme something red, please.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adventurer
    Gunslinger
    Alchemist
    also rolling

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Gambler.

    Obviously that's me, the class.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rollan

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Necromancer
    Warlock
    Blue Mage

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the numbers mason
    what do they mean

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They mean you get a sweet hat. Also the most expensive earlygame possible. Better hope there's a Blackbelt on the team.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    necromancer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue mage get

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollin'

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    thief
    stalker
    assassin

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wizard
    Paladin
    Knight

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the idea of blue mage, but if it's anything like you only learn the techniques by having the monster use its frick off an die technique directly on you might not actually be that great. Ranger seems like it'd be chill, but if I'm going to do that, why not just be a druid instead? Shit gets too hot? Frick this, I'm a bird and I'm out. Anyway screw it, roll let's see it.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont play video games

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paladin
    Knight
    Ranger

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting. How many triangles are in OP's image?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      69

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rolling for hentai artist

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You got the pic in higher res?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    roll

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Knight.

    Always.

    Any other answer was written by a non-white/woman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be knight
      >get shot

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Trap-master
    Name the game where placing traps is actually worthwhile and not just a waste of time/resources compared to just smacking things with a sword or using fireballs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2handed melee class
    >edgiest form of mage available
    >gun in a setting where it's not commonplace

    I'm generally more about the aesthetic of what I'm playing than the class or mechanics behind it.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pugilist because you can punch shit to death without clashing with most settings.
    Corsair because pirates are cool.
    Psion because psychics are also cool.
    Also rollan

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    roll

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Geomancer
    Necromancer
    Fencer

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    roll I guess ?

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warrior because to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women... is what's best in Life.
    Thief because you need a dirty scoundrel to get into places you can't normally get into and sometimes a good quiet knife is all you need.
    Wizard. Fireball or a giant Energy Beam.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just too many

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i swear more than half of these are made up for this chart and dont exist in 99.99999% of games, including tabletops.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be surprised.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        name even 3 games that use cutpurse, horizon walker, strider, and philanderer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Horizon Walker
          D&D 3.5 prestige class (preferred as a dip by Barbarians to make them immune to fatigue), D&D 5e Ranger subclass.
          >Strider
          Basic yellow vocation in Dragon's Dogma.
          >Cutpurse
          Pathfinder Rogue archetype specialized in sleight of hand, AD&D 2nd Thief kit.
          >Philanderer
          Sylvain from Three Houses.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP's number is 53
    >beastmaster
    YOU JUST KNOW

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >three favorites
    Male
    Human
    Warrior
    >why?
    you wouldn't get it

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolllllllll

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    necromancer but only if I can have 100+ skeletons

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sword and Shield (Though I am often in the mood for spear/mace + shield) Fighter/Warrior - Honestly whatever class helps with that pairing the most i'll probably pick that but I like the more simple options stated.
    I feel most heroic and at ease when playing something like that and they're usually always super easy as well and there's no gamble on if the class is outcome is going to be good or not and I like magical weaponry and artifacts to use. It has nothing to do with the male human fighter meme.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollin

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoy a dedicated Berserker class, especially when they're forced to be in your party for awhile. In a long of vidya I've played with berserker classes it's been a type that is easily put on the bench since battles require a lot of mana but they can be really good. Having a good backstory is more rare for berserkers tbh I feel like they're in need of some love.

    I also like:
    Samurai
    Ranger/Hunter
    Ninja/Assassin
    Psion is fun but rare

    This many options seems like something from Suikoden tbh. So generally I would go with the ones listed, a few mage types, and something like the Diplomat depending on the character.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play bard and other support jobs because I like when my frens are having fun. Otherwise I just play whatever is most needed.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Illusionist
    Technomancer
    Ballistician

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will, of course, be on the mage side.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's rolln't

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow I'm a fricking cutpurse not even a normal one

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unrelated to OP's topic, but what would your signature move be in your favorite class?

    For me, as someone with Necromancer as their favorite, a spell to summon skeletons that can use elemental magic attack spells would be ideal.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tech Class (Tinkerer)
      >Gun Class (Gunslinger)
      >Bomb Class (Alchemist)

      Deployable turrets.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adventurer? REALLY?
      thats fricking nothing!

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll Playing Game

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    roll

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spellsword

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magik

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucky fricker

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like high magic classes, high tech classes, and magitech classes.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    roll but if i don't get gambler i shoot myself in the head

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welp.

      How is cutpurse anything other than just a gay version of thief?

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battlemage as always

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      well close enough

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolleing

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollan

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I‘m going to get Trap Master, aren’t I

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPELLSWORD
    >cool sword that's probably engraved with runes and sets enemies on fire when you hit them
    >medium armor for the perfect combo of protection and movement
    >utility spells and some ranged to deal with bow using buttholes and flying enemies
    >tons of buff spells to counter specific enemies by giving your sword a certain element

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    magic or bust

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where does the crustacean enter into it?

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mages with practical non magic weapons as a backup (especially if they are apart of the staff) are cool

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of Magicka.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wole

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cleric
    cleric
    cleric

    its time to turn undead baby

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Role

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HELP ME FILL THIS OUT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Knight ecologist
      >nature's cavalier

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zealot trader
      >hebrew

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zealot Shaman
      Atavist.
      >Ecologist Diplomat
      Ambassador.
      >Knight Bard
      Herald.
      Also, finish filling it in. You've got entries in columns that aren't filled in the rows and vice versa.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You've got entries in columns that aren't filled in the rows and vice versa.
        Aside from doubling up, there are two outcomes of each combination.

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Any "hunter"like class that let's me hold a gun/crossbow and a blade.

    2. Any class that fights barehanded and up close.

    3. Any thief class where I can steal everything and crit every time. Especially if I can duel wield weapons.

    These are basically the only classes I choose in any game. I never go mage or shit like that but I love having them as companions.

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cavalier
    Chameleon
    Psion

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      an egglord is fine too

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battlemage, Deathknight, Spellsword

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lore Master
    Death Knight
    Mystic Theurge

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rollin'

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Weapon master
    Combat is using anything and everything against an obstacle. being a master of all implements physical is dope and fun
    >Gambler
    Getting lucky is at the core. But rigging the odds in your favor and doing everything to get lucky, despite it always being a diceroll at the end, is something that resonates with me
    >Wizard
    Duh

    Also rollan

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