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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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    FF16 ending posted. Not looking good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you punch god in the face while channelling jack one liners
      seems to be an improvement from the previous single player final fantasy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk about you guys but having now watched it he looks pretty dead to me lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 hours and 15 minutes of video
      >45 minutes of video
      >25 of QTEs
      >5 of actual gameplay
      Its the Sony temporary exclusive experience?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they just make a fricking movie/Animated series, I'm tired of this bullshit.
      This doesn't need the interactive part of it at all if all you need is a couple braincells and a body, just be a fricking film if you want to be a fricking film.
      That way you can actually contain yourself with the flashing light spam, because it's not cool, it's not innovative, it's not smart, it's overblown and annoying...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT WAS ALL A DREAM
      I USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A fricking QTE
      why

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That arena is identical to where Jack fights Darkness Manifest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >power of friendship shit
      wtf

    • 11 months ago
      Awanama

      >FINAL FANTASY 16 ENDING AND ULTIMA BOSS FIGHT
      Kino Kino Kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Friendship > Edge
      Kino

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/paLvKVY.png

      Clivebros... Our story sucks...

      Holy fricking KINO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        not really

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I agree.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They got inspired (plagiarise) by bad ending from GoT too.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Polygon hates the story
    Pre-ordered.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >polygon
      >critiquing the writing
      fricking kek im buying a PS5 right now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy basado

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Ganker is more than just some forum. We’re a movement. Polygon supports the woke leftists that want to destroy western culture. They hate FF16 because they want woke shit. We in the Ganker movement must buy this game on day one to support traditional family values and stick it to Polygon and Barry.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The world is also conspicuous for its ethnic homogeneity, which producer Naoki Yoshida has explained as a reflection of the "geographical, technological, and geopolitical constraints" of medieval Europe. Leaving aside the fact that there were Black and brown people in medieval Europe, this justification rings hollow given that several locations take open inspiration from north Africa and the Middle East, with towns that, for example, riff on Islamic architectural traditions and attire, but are predominantly or exclusively populated by anglophone white people (I hedge, here, simply because I haven't been around and talked to everybody). I find the deletion of people of colour from these spaces more sinister than the racial stereotypes of older Final Fantasies, particularly in a game that wants to talk about overcoming structural injustice and bringing people together. That "togetherness" is worth fighting for, but it's characterised here by what it excludes.

      Godammit now I have to buy it. First FF since X for me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Put off the demo until last night and immediately bought it afterwards. The fact I didn’t see a single Black person in two hours sealed it for me.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The villian looks like a bad mix of prometheus engineer , the primark and some japanese wig/design

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told you gays
    it's shit

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post source or gtfo

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The world is also conspicuous for its ethnic homogeneity, which producer Naoki Yoshida has explained as a reflection of the "geographical, technological, and geopolitical constraints" of medieval Europe. Leaving aside the fact that there were Black and brown people in medieval Europe, this justification rings hollow given that several locations take open inspiration from north Africa and the Middle East, with towns that, for example, riff on Islamic architectural traditions and attire, but are predominantly or exclusively populated by anglophone white people (I hedge, here, simply because I haven't been around and talked to everybody). I find the deletion of people of colour from these spaces more sinister than the racial stereotypes of older Final Fantasies, particularly in a game that wants to talk about overcoming structural injustice and bringing people together. That "togetherness" is worth fighting for, but it's characterised here by what it excludes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that from the article?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's from the Eurogamer one

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who employ no black people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The world is also conspicuous for its ethnic homogeneity, which producer Naoki Yoshida has explained as a reflection of the "geographical, technological, and geopolitical constraints" of medieval Europe.
      I will now buy your game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      glad i fricking preordered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buying 2 copies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair knowing how gaming press is nowadays, the devs were peak moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >to be fair
        back to plebbit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The world is also conspicuous for its ethnic homogeneity, which producer Naoki Yoshida has explained as a reflection of the "geographical, technological, and geopolitical constraints" of medieval Europe. Leaving aside the fact that there were Black and brown people in medieval Europe
      Kill anglos. Behead anglos. Roundhouse kick a anglo into the concrete. Slam dunk a anglo baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a anglos food. Launch anglos into the sun. Stir fry anglos in a wok. Toss anglos into active volcanoes. Urinate into a anglos gas tank. Judo throw anglos into a wood chipper.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white people ONLY! this is medieval Europe inspired
      >don't mind me while I pirate Islamic architecture and clothes though....
      Yoshit Piss could've just said "we're going for the GOTslop audience" instead of coming off as an armchair fart huffing pesudohistorian in a poorly moderated history forum

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Islamic architecture and clothes though
        You mean Byzantine, Roman, and Persian architecture?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're not as smart as you think you are, midwit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Islamic architecture" is Saudi Arabian tents.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cant refute it
            >can only seethe

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I watched a 30 minute youtube video about history

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have probably watched and read more history than you have opened books.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sure you're a huge WW2 history fan.
              >"I just think their uniforms are cool"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              and you have nothing to show for it since you have a teenager's grasp on history

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have yet to be proven wrong by you two galaxy brains.

                I'm sure you're a huge WW2 history fan.
                >"I just think their uniforms are cool"

                That and I am closer to an unironic Nazi than any of the political parties in my country.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, i don't care about their being only white people in the game, but you are fricking idiot.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just came to say that you are right and those two are idiots.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We shall liberate Constantinople soon my friends

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now i know it's good.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jews SEETHING

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >riff on Islamic architectural traditions and attire, but are predominantly or exclusively populated by anglophone white people
      should someone tell him?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The world is also conspicuous for its ethnic homogeneity, which producer Naoki Yoshida has explained as a reflection of the "geographical, technological, and geopolitical constraints" of medieval Europe

      Based.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there were a handful of Black folk or pajeets in medieval europe towards the end of the era consisting of less than 0.01% of the population therefore half your game should be Reese's Pieces
      I will never understand this """argument"""

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >given that several locations take open inspiration from north Africa and the Middle East, with towns that, for example, riff on Islamic architectural traditions and attire
      Is this true? There's a place with islamic designs but no actual muslims? The frick?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's called Spain.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>The world is also conspicuous for its ethnic homogeneity, which producer Naoki Yoshida has explained as a reflection of the "geographical, technological, and geopolitical constraints" of medieval Europe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But muh moors

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually insane how brazen they have become

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        in a few years if a game releases with only white characters they will refuse to review it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WAAAH why aren't there any Black folk in this game, I can't let my partner see me play this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >-5 because of lack of diversity
        >+5 because of inclusion of homosexualry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played a Final Fantasy in years and find hyperconsumerism disgusting, but boy these homosexual journalists make it hard sometimes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >exclusively populated by anglophone white people (I hedge, here, simply because I haven't been around and talked to everybody).
      because you're playing in english, ilke a moron. should have played in japanese

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      whytoid liberals are the great filter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for example, riff on Islamic architectural traditions and attire
      This highly educated game journo knows that north african and middle eastern architecture existed for 8000 years before some desert cultist started telling people a 7 year old revealed he was god's prophet in between sucking his dick right?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing even back then those people are brown and not white.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So only brown people can be islamic? The point of contention is he lists it as "islamic architecture". Can you fricking read? Is this the hyper socially conscious liberal I've heard so much about?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Either Middle eastern or SEA really. I guess Albanians are more Baltic too.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's an example, not a point of contention. The problem here is that the game wanted those type of architecture but not the people who made it. If they want an all white kingdom with full of white characters, don't use brown people architecture. Even Dragon Quest wasn't this blatantly racist.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Brown person Architecture.

              "Islamic Architecture" is literally the Persians copying Greek architecture, and the Persians were light brown at best.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not white.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm willing to bet the places with Persian architecture have npcs with light brown skin and Polygon just says they're white because they're not super black abo skin tone.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This.

                If they really did make an Middle Eastern-coded setting and made all the characters Angloids, that'd be pretty dumb, but knowing the morons at Polygon this is probably what I'm expecting

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would be dumb enough to warrant a 6/10? In the modern scale that’s like a fricking zero

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not even close to being African either.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But not white.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is having blue eyes considered white?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes

                https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/02/07/meet-cheddar-man-first-modern-britons-had-dark-skin-and-blue-eyes/

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Known race hoax made by white cucks

                Try again.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Persians are white by the standards of Twitter fricktards.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're going by Ganker standards

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                By Ganker standards nobody is white except Argentina.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Greeks and Persians are olive skinned or fair.

                I'm willing to bet the places with Persian architecture have NPCs with light brown skin and Polygon just says they're white because they're not super black abo skin tone.

                This is what always happens. They complain they aren’t coal black

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a fictional planet in a video game is "racist" for not including real world people because these creatures can't comprehend what a fictional setting is
              Damn, I've been trolled

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Use your greek/christian architecture. Leave islamic architecturenout of your game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Islamic architecture
                >Predates Islam by like 300 years.

                Most of the "Islamic Arcchitecture" is getting blown up by crazed muslims anyuway.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s fantasy moron. If someone wants to make a game with black people in a samurai aesthetic there is nothing wrong with that and it should be encouraged because gaijin samurai are cool

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick no. Jap for jap. Black for black. White for white. Brown for brown. Stop your race mixing agenda and frick off.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was white (William Adams) and black (Yasuke) samurai

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >exclusively populated by anglophone
      YOU'RE PLAYING A LOCALIZATION
      THESE PEOPLE CAN'T BE REAL
      THEY AREN'T REALLY PAID MONEY TO WRITE THIS SHIT
      SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *TING TING TING*
      AHEM
      FRICK NIGERUS
      AND FRICK ZA JANATA

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the man that singlehandedly lowered squeenix's ESG score

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Europeans have fricking zero black and near eastern DNA. The number of black people in medieval europe was countable on a person's fingers and they would be next to nonexistent to almost all people living there.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please understand, elitist israelites desperately want to destroy any sense of ethnic identity in white people otherwise they will realise globalist isn't worth it when they can manufacture everything themselves.

        It's like how "tech news" never talks how refined mining techniques will make places like the UK fertilizer independent due to mining new materials.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Indeed, a prior 2011 autosomal study by Moorjani et al. found Sub-Saharan ancestry in many parts of southern Europe at ranges of between 1-3%, "the highest proportion of African ancestry in Europe is in Iberia (Portugal 4.2±0.3% and Spain 1.4±0.3%)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the "sources say there was a Black person merchant once in a single caravan in 14th century polish-lithuania so 45% of your NPCs should be american Black folk" argument
      >also when it turns out that source made this shit up entirely and has no academic credentials we will ignore you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is this entire paragraph is racist to just about everyone, especially the Middle East as it grossly misinforms the reader of the history of their culture and architecture. Islam is not very old. It’s like if they called imperial Roman architecture “Christian”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is a quite new movement to pain the Moorish occupation of spain as a good thing, because the Moors were clearly a good advanced civilisation while the native Spanish were ignorant due to their whiteness.

        Of course this is historically inaccurate to a hilarious degree, to the point that Moor occupied spain became a hilarious battleground as people across the caliphate fled there to avoid overbearing religious tensions.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I make shit up because I have to be the eternal victim

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go look it up man, It's not my fault people seem to really hate white people for no reason.

            >Muslims conquer and enslave people good
            >White people conquer and enslave people bad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also it's ok when white christian kingdoms were constantly fighting over territory.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They do often forget Caliphates imploded quite regularly. It's why there are like 50 Hadith books.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Easy question. Are they brown or white?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't in the article, where did you see this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s in the euro gamer “review”

        Author was a former polygon employee so it still checks out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People laugh or make fun of this but this is a disturbing passage.
      >I find the deletion of people of colour from these spaces more sinister than the racial stereotypes of older Final Fantasies
      In one single sentence does he effortless revise history by insinuating europe wasn’t white, but he also finds white people existing by themselves (in a fantasy game written by the Japanese) to be “sinister”

      Like his default view of white peoples existing is evil. He then goes on to downplay shit like the Qu which is funny because that usually flies over westerners heads but the Qu in FFIX is a hilariously racist portrayal of immigrant Chinese in Japan (why do you think they made the blue mage eat everything lmao)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a pretty common thing, literally ANY setting that's 100% white is decried as racist. When Kingdom Come Deliverance did these schizos actually tried to argue that black merchants could've routinely come by and knocked up a bunch of whiten women thus diversifying the population. It's a legit concentrated effort to rewrite history.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          These people really forget that any person over the age of 15 was probably already married and having a black kid would be a sure sign of being a fricking prostitute and getting you and the baby thrown in a river.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a FANTASY setting and I want it to be COMFORTABLE FOR ME

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The thing is though that’s typical historical revisionism, what makes this recent passage more concerning is the addition of the
          >white people existing by themselves is sinister
          I know it’s a meme but this language is the language used for genocide

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Qu in FFIX is a hilariously racist portrayal of immigrant Chinese in Japan

        where did you get this weird idea

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plays an english dubbed game
      >wtf why is everyone speaking english???

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they all white though? I've not checked but Souls had a few black voice actors in its cast but no one could really tell.
        pic related

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Ganker so against togetherness and inclusivity?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because "Inclusivity" usually destroys anything unique in the place of generic slop.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now pre-order the PC version three times.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dare to shove gay kissing and sex scenes down audience's throat for diversity points
      >still be called racist

      kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They really need to have Black folk in everything dont they. They could be eating a top class meal and claim it is disgusting because there are no Black folk in their direct field of view in the restaurant.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > NOOOO
      > ADD THE Black folk TO YOUR GAME OR WE WILL GIVE YOU BAD REVIEWS
      > DON'T SHOW EUROPEANS AS A DIFFERENT UNIQUE PEOPLE
      > OR WE WILL DESTROY YOU
      > REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      I almost can smell the sulfurous presence of these anti-european demons.
      These intergalactic astral vampires crying at the smallest chance that their weakened host could wake up and remove them with rightful fury.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOW ARE THESE CHARACTERS EUROPEAN
        THEY LOOK LIKE PLASTIC SURGERY KOREANS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >europeans
        >different unique people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Leaving aside the fact that there were Black and brown people in medieval Europe
      There are brown people in the game. Is everyone, Yoshi-P included, just pretending to be blind and moronic?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon you know they don’t count brown skinned Arabs as black. They are looking for African Americans muttoids with nappy hair and Black person lips

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thing is they put out that game and the "POCs" and the homosexual white guilt infested idiots did not buy it.
          Flopspoken.
          It had everything they wanted, sheboon Black person STROK woman.
          Yet they did not buy it, because they don't really want that. They just want to ruin white things. Because they are jealous and spiteful people.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair they gave forspoken and ffxvi the same score lmao

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That shows their bias and stupid california brained takes.
              >Flopspoken was a broken mess with annoying quips and a sheboon only a mother could love.
              vs
              A good game which they fully admitted to only marking down because their are 0 Black folk in it.
              Their is no "to be fair" about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HERE
      >THERE IS THIS OBSCURE PASSAGE IN CHRONICLES MENTIONING A DARK SKINNED MERCHANT FROM FAR ARAB LAND ARRIVING IN THIS CITY
      >IT MEANS HALF THE PEOPLE IN YOUR FANTASY SETTING HAVE TO BE NATIVE Black folk

      Why are they like this? Holy fricking shit.

      I remember watching one of those breadtube lefty morons videos where he tried to argue for Black folk in medieval fantasy because a ROMAN EMPIRE RECORD said a black skinned legionaire was patrolling the wall in Britain once, ignoring that it was over 1000 years before and that legionaires were send all over the world.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        And Romans also considered spaniards to be darker-skinned

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > romans
          > considered about
          > spaniards
          fricking moronic trannie is even mixing different historical moments with nonsensical assertions
          lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you a moron?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are they like this? Holy fricking shit.
        They are so incredibly self centered, they simply cannot fathom that there are other places than the Californian big city. These kind of woke US Americans are actually incredibly culturally insensitive because they demand that their master culture dominates the world.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
      This stuff makes me legit angry. Consider this for a moment, this is supposed to be European inspired fantasy world created by Japanese devs. That some American gaming "journalists" think they get to have an opinion on how this is supposed to look like and criticize like this is in of itself racist as shit. It's a third party who couldn't be more removed from the topic criticizing Asian people for choosing to make a game about some European people for not including other people that also aren't them. All the while these motherfrickers talk about "people of color" while just throwing all of Europe's diverse as frick ethnicities together with Japanese (for some fricking reason) in a pot as "white people" with zero self-awareness.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is racist anon, which is exactly what yoshi P told them. That’s why they are so butthurt. Not only did he not kneel to their cultural imperialism but he DARED to call them racist?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most israeli thing I've read all day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We're downgrading your score because diversity

      You know what, I'm happy the U.S. is on the road to ruin, the fact that I live here blows but I'm really truly understanding the whole "Great Satan" thing everyone else claims we are.

      Barring that, I'm just happy that we're guaranteed a moderate helping of monster girl porn from XVI. Garuda friends are gonna be eating good.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        CBU3 has something for bird girls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for brown gamers who just want to play Vidya but constantly get tossed into this shit by homosexuals

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's kind of hilarious though. In Latin America, Goku is a religious figure. I have no idea why white Americans think we give a frick about it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They honestly feel delusional at times
          Like, black americans's favorite anime? Fricking NARUTO, a story with a blonde, blue eyed japanese protagonist, and that only starts having blacks around halfway through because there's a nation full of them involved in the plot
          They should have realized already that they're the only ones that care

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. When Black folk aren't on screen, every character should be asking where the Black folk are.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game has not-arabs though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >include homosexuals for the ESG bucks
      >exclude Black folk from your setting to bait chuddie
      300 iq move, touché square

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking homosexual lmfao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Americans so goddamn much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit was prewritten the instant the original interview came out. It didn't matter if every single character in the game was turned into a Black person between now and then, everyone responsible for this review knew exactly what it was going to say long before there was a game to say anything about.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Story to an action game is shit
    what action game actually has a good story?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      None. But they chose to troon out with the Final Fantasy name and so this is what the devs get.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      final fantasy has never been primarily an action game moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now it is, dumb shit. Why would we expect a good story?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Action game with 10000 hours of cutscenes including interactive ones. Piss off

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >final fantasy has an awful story
    who could have seen this coming from a franchise that hasn't had a good story since... 1999?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    🙁

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're protagonist sucks too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Clive
      Now that's just mean

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      remember that they created the rings for these kinds of morons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How dare square have a straight white male protagonist in 2023, they should get with the times.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally seething at a straight white male who gets the girl (female)
      can't make this shit up

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOMURA-SAMA
    I KNEEL

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >story about a white chad overthrowing the troony gods of time and space
    >troony publications malding
    You love to see it

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread convinced me to buy the game, thanks OP!

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >polygon
    I'm sure their review has nothing to do with the game's "whites only" policy.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...as opposed to TotK that is one of the best games ever thanks to its fantastic story.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV's story sucks as well so it's no surprise.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    meanwhile

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Famitsu

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Polygon

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        famitsu reviews are worthless
        FFXIII - 39/40
        FFXIII-2 - 40/40
        LR:FFXIII - 37/40
        FFXIV:ARR - 39/40
        FFXV - 38/40
        FFVIIR - 39/40
        FFXVI - 39/40

        like every other outlet under the sun, their range is 3 points. I don't understand why this pathetic board thinks a zipperhead game journalist is gonna be any less of a waste of oxygen compared to a western one.

        as if polygons or eurogamers weren't yet here we are in a thread about it
        c'mon now

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Famitsu gave FF-XIII 39/40 score.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They give XIII-2 a perfect 40/40 score.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fair, as it was a perfect game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        famitsu reviews are worthless
        FFXIII - 39/40
        FFXIII-2 - 40/40
        LR:FFXIII - 37/40
        FFXIV:ARR - 39/40
        FFXV - 38/40
        FFVIIR - 39/40
        FFXVI - 39/40

        like every other outlet under the sun, their range is 3 points. I don't understand why this pathetic board thinks a zipperhead game journalist is gonna be any less of a waste of oxygen compared to a western one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Pure Heroine and her sister won, as intended.
          My Muse, your plans are beyond me but I'm glad someone else on your side...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same score that they gave TLOU2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      are we sure these people even completed the game.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could tell from the leaks with Hugo the Cuck, Benedikta the Slag, Barnabas the Coomer and Ultima the troony. only Annabella the Mommy is a good villain

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh diversity
    >muh women in gaming

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Takes inspiration from am already horrible story .(Game of Thrones)
    >Run it through the jap filter of cringey "humor" and over-dramatic scenes
    It never stood a chance. It was never going to be good.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Polygon is okay when it fits my narrative!"

    Holy shit anon.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough Black folk, 0/10

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Polygon said so therefore it must be true.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Barry reaching for reviews dunking on XVI

    the desperation is in the air

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its the usual kill "God" FF story, what did they expect?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was honestly expecting a 70+ due to no Black folk, the game must be good then

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the gameplay sucks too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can play suboptimal with one handed
      I dont see anything wrong with this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Play with the rings thag turn it into journalist mode
      >Complain about journalist mode

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Bro just make the game harder for you and it's good

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saying a game is easy when you turn it to easy doesn't mean a game is easy, when given multiple difficulty setting.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bro i just picked easy mode why is the game easy?

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >polygon
    Also, I've heard the gameplay is dumbed-down trash, which makes you wonder.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that it got lower scores in some publications because no diversity? Is that all they really had to say about it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it true that it got lower scores in some publications because no diversity?
      Yeah.
      Which says a lot about those publications.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any actual complaints then? I know publications are also fricking horrible at action games given how bad they are at games like DMC.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’ll probably get shitpost replies but I’ll give you an honest overview of negatives
          >boring side quests
          >extremely easy combat (I think they were forced to play on journalist mode)
          >story is uneven (it goes from GoT to JRPG save the world)
          You have to be careful with the last point though sometimes the reviews then go into full muh Black folk mode

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >boring side quests
            I can only expect so much from side-quests given that it's primarily an action game. I think as long as the game's combat has enough upgradeable elements then it won't matter too much unless they described exactly how and why it's "boring"
            >extremely easy combat
            I played the shit out of the demo, I wonder if journos even know how to Magic Burst in between attacks given that they most likely played with the accessory that charged their magic automatically for them so they had no actual input in their combos
            >story is uneven
            So your usual FF?

            Shouldn't I be taking it as a GOOD sign that it ISN'T like the new God of War and Game of Thrones?

            Sounding pretty good right now, I can't lie to you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              it seems the "boring side quests" point is divisive as well. IGN loved the side quests and thought they brought a whole bunch of character into the world. meanwhile others thought they boring. it seems it speaks more to worldbuilding appreciators rather than rewards/gameplay appreciators.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what FFXIV sidequests were so it doesn't surprise me. They're all "boring" elaboration on worldbuilding rather than something with a really tangible reward with maybe five or so sidequest lines per X.0 patch having a meaningful story to them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it seems it speaks more to worldbuilding appreciators rather than rewards/gameplay appreciators.
                I'm someone who can appreciate both so guess that mark against it is actually a point for it then.

                I played the demo without any accessories and thought it was hard-ish.
                Not exactly Nioh, but not that easy.

                They probably played with the accessories in the game journalist mode

                They're probably the same people who played DMC5 without knowing how to Exceed their attacks with Nero properly and spammed Streak/Stinger.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                seems the reviewers who said that the sidequests are all bad either picked the bad ones and gave up on picking others or expected that all sidequests are god-tier. I expect only a handful are good while the rest are mediocre to bad like in every game ever.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I played the demo without any accessories and thought it was hard-ish.
            Not exactly Nioh, but not that easy.

            They probably played with the accessories in the game journalist mode

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't trust any review that says going full JRPG is a bad thing since most of them think slop like God of Onions is good writing and they're usually just being racist when they're derogatory towards JRPGs, especially when they are also clearly pushing an agenda.
            I believe the boring sidequests part for sure, and the easy combat since the game is made for FF fans and "journalists" IE subhumans who think easy games like Dark Souls 1 are borderline impossible, and they've said that the first playthrough is basically easy mode and NG+ is for gameplay and I know for a fact that no "journalist" has even begun NG+ in spite of that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can make the combat easy by using the accessories. But if you want to play the game, you just don't use them.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I know about that (and I have no doubt that the ones complaining about the difficulty equipped them all because "journalists" have an IQ lower than a pidgeon) but I remember an interview saying that the game's real difficulty is unlocked in NG+ as well (which makes sense since it's DMC inspired)

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Game journos suck at combat
                >Side Quests are just more combat
                So the only REAL complaint seems like one against the story, which is even more questionable since the complaint seems to be because
                >not enough diversity

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >journos say side quest battles take 30 seconds and are barely fights
                >no one mentions anything being a challenge
                xiv-sisters...our narrative...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you honestly think ANY of those journos did the S rank hunts?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only outlet I've seen shitting on the story were ones that praise TLOU2 as the pinnacle of human accomplishment like Polygon and their conplaints are "muh basketball americans" and/or "it's not God of Game of War Thrones enough, it's too Japanese, where are my Marvel quips!?"
                Meanwhile sites I actually somewhat trust have, at worst, said it's good but poorly paced and that the biggest problems with the game are technical issues and length, and the game is otherwise a masterpiece. And the sidequest thing which makes sense. Most action game fans aren't going to like worldbuilding sidequests.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >story were ones that praise TLOU2
                God, oh fricking course. How do they give themselves away so easily like this?
                Alright, guess it's an easy buy for me then.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope, the story of your braindead fedora game wasn't even liked by the Polyon types.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will mever be a woman

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Forspoken is mediocre, but Frey being a good character helps a bit. I'm good.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so metacritic or opencritic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how about making your own opinion?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop using aggregator, search for a few review guy that you trust and follow then , or if you have money just try the game for yourself.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't any reviews mentioning trans diversity?

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't I be taking it as a GOOD sign that it ISN'T like the new God of War and Game of Thrones?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a moronic simpleton, it's still a movie game like GoW and GOTslop, but its story is trash.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you're a moronic simpleton, it's still a movie game
          You mean the thing it's been since FF7 back in '97 ?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            FF7 gave you control over where you went at least instead of holding your hand with qte's.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is.
        Apparenly all Eikon fights are QTE set pieces akin to old God of War games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's written by two different people though. different people can have different opinions. It's why I think famitsu's system is better in theory

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh ohhhhhh sqenix is losing the ESG score

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      barry won

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Polygon hates it
    Holy shit, it might be the first non woke story in a decade.

    Also, playing it now, this game is exactly what a thought it was gonna be when it was first announced. Shit feels like a single player version of XIV.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    videogames cant have good stories, they shouldve focused less on cutscenes

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Polygon
    Let me guess. Not enough diversity and "cliche" tropes.
    Frick off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white person on white persons hetero romance in 2023
      UNACCETPABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    from Digital Foundry. the game looks clean. square's 4k capture is so shit compared to DF's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks pretty mediocre. Square's color grading is fricking garbage, aside from the weak graphics undersigned by dogshit framerates.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As was Foretold.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't he crying about the book anymore

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    beaten by polygon how embarrassing

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am simply two smart for FFXVI's story.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Bing what is American culture centered around?

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy has always have Star Wars mediocre stories at best with shit writing. It also has shit gameplay since XV now. People keep defending the turd franchise because of nostalgia.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >since XV now
      since 13

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems to me that the only actual issues with the game based on reviews are
    >the game is too long for an action game
    >it's PS5 exclusive but designed for PC so it has performance issues
    There are literally no other legit complaints. It's wild, they're all stupid shit like "easy mode is too easy" or "sidequests aren't part of the main plot" or the aforementioned "not enough Black folk"
    GOTY confirmed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the game is too long for an action game
      >TOO MUCH CONTENT IS A BAD THING
      What the frick is WRONG with these people? Did they throw up when the map expanded in Elden Ring?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true. Elden Ring is structured in such a way that if you want to replay it, you have to use a guide to figure out which dungeons you should do to complete your character build while skipping the rest of the game because otherwise your playthrough is going to last 100 hours and a Souls game shouldn't take more than 30.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The complaint is more that the RPG mechanics are too shallow for such a long game, so it's like playing a DMC game where every playthrough lasts 40 hours which I can see getting tiring.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is Kingdom hearts

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            A shorter game with supposedly more in depth RPG mechanics.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kingdom hearts isn't really short and the rpg mechanics are not very in depth at all. You apply a weapon and accessories and maybe some skills. 30 hours on the main story for all 3 and like 70 to 100%.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                KH games are 30-40 hours vanilla, FF16 is apparently 40-60

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've actually beaten the game on FF mode. Unironically, game is very good but even on FF mode it's not hard. It feels like they overhyped it with stuff like "it makes Dante must Die look easy". Base difficulty is like Base KH difficulty (AKA easy as shit, enemies barely attack). FF mode is good but still easier than KH criticals. Should have been there from the start.

                Spectacle is insane. But boss design is worse than KH 3 RM or DMC V. Music is GOAT tier though.
                Sidequests are shit, legitimately. They feel like they imported MMO design and rewards are TRASH.
                Story and villains are trash, don't play it for them. Story shits itself in the final act, but is generally good/okay before outside of pacing.
                Clive and Jill are fine but a little too plain. Kinda like Noah and Mio from Xenoblade 3 actually. Clive is a generic shonen protag outside of the villain fights.
                Overall, it's an 8.5/10. Idc if you believe me or not, play the game yourself to find out. It's at least worth the money.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't looked into FF mode much, how long did it take you to beat compared to vanilla?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            About 12 hours long.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't remember the bad yet unskippable parts in kingdom hearts
              The games are all 30 hours on average to beat if you're just trying to roll credits. 70+ to 100%. And that's on standard mode.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's true. Elden Ring is structured in such a way that if you want to replay it, you have to use a guide to figure out which dungeons you should do to complete your character build while skipping the rest of the game because otherwise your playthrough is going to last 100 hours and a Souls game shouldn't take more than 30.

          I'm viewing this in the lens of an action game where I can just have all the time in world to build my repertoire of moves and have fun fighting more things.
          I get the ER point and I even thought it would be a hassle going through all the world caves/mines/graves again but as it turns out, I went into each of them anyway because they were filled with things for me to kill and get souls out of it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the thing, from what I've been hearing the game is so long that your new moves are spaced a lot further apart than a typical crazy action game, hence the "too long" complaints, amd that the RPG mechanics aren't in depth enough to fill the void in between.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Considering how much I loved the combat mechanics, I think I'll be willing to take that downside.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the website that made the complaint (RPGsite) said it wasn't a dealbreaker it just negatively affected the pacing (in combination with the sidequests which seem to be more laid back worldbuilding than story based which they also didn't like). Their only other major complaint was performance problems which is natural for a console game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Games can be too long if the content isn't worth playing, not saying that it's the case here but that's true. I think Alien Isolation is the textbook example of a horror game (a genre known for ordinarily short games) being stretched out way too long and losing steam partway through it all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other complaint is that, in addition to being long for an action game, the sidequests and RPG elements just don't mesh with the action focus and get in the way, and make you just want to skip to the main story setpieces.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's their issue with Clive specifically?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too straight
      Too white

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he doesnt need help to open onions bottles

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes not kneeling to black kings and getting cucked. Hes actually straight and white and has sex with his childhood friend. Thats a big no-no, we cant have white males achieving things.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a white dude that has sex with hot women on screen
      What the frick do you think

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well Game of Thrones already had a horrible story and they copy pasted from that. Not sure what they expected

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their complaints are that they didn't copy and paste from Game of Thrones actually

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Film

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shame FF games keep trying to use summons as a center point of the story. It worked well with FF9 and never once again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I wish we could go back to the days of just finding a summon in the back of cave, beating it up, and then learning it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and never once again.
      sir? Your Final fantasy X?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely the frick not

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So in all the ways that truly matter, it's a good game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean, the story is like 50% of the game
      so is a good game half the time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        85% of statistics are made up to make someone's argument look better

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Eurogamer youtube review liked it though? So they have different reviewers for the article and the video version?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can criticize something and still like it anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.eurogamer.net/final-fantasy-review-16-easy-to-like-hard-to-adore
        That video review has a completely different tone to the article counterpart

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lack of diversity in cast
      COME ON

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goes too hard on the game of thrones vibe
      HOW IS THAT A CON HOLY SHIT, THE CON SHOULD BE "IT TRIES TO BE GOT BUT IT DOESNT MAKE IT BECAUSE BLA BLA, THEREFORE THERES A DISJOINT IN STYLE AND NARRATIVE" SOMETHING LIKE THAT

      IMAGINE IF I REVIEWED A MARIO GAME AND SAID "IT TRIES TOO HARD TO BE A PLATFORMER"

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I found an actual valid complaint from Easy Allies
    >Game features no custom loadouts of abilities to be saved so you have to manually adjust them from fighting mob enemies to fighting boss enemies.
    So it's like saying you can't preset your Devil Breakers for Nero in DMC5 and just have to change them out manually if you want a different set. An inconvenience but not a game breaker for me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good point, but this seems like something that can be patched in at a later point. I hope.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Game features no custom loadouts of abilities to be saved so you have to manually adjust them from fighting mob enemies to fighting boss enemies.
      i expected to read "in between enemies" but this homie is complaining about bosses and random enemies. BOSSES. Something yo can see a mile away and you can count them with one hand.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game of thrones thing just does not work in a world with that much magical power.
    That was their first mistake.
    Also no one else seems to care but I am really not a fan of the second timeskip.
    Just seemed unnecessary.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non-schizo here
    It seems like a shallow game but fun for a single playthrough

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter screencap thread
    When is this becoming a bannable offense?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /misc/ has finally gone full anti white with their hatred of this game.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is lack of diversity an actual fricking point being made against the game? When did it become mandatory to have black people in every single piece of media?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't it be? That's the way the reviewers want it to be.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >permanent missables are gone because you can freely replay missions and encounters at your base to get EXP or practice the combat mechanics more.
    Amazing

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is shaping up to be a buy for me.
    Does it come out at midnight tonight?

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everybody complaining about the sotry
    ironic for a FF game.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep.

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game lacks diversity ugmons and that is problematic
    Guess the new Fable is going to score higher than Zelda

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched the ending on youtube, typical bittersweet nonsense that nips seem to fricking love for some reason. After decades of regurgitating these types of endings you'd think they'd at least try for something different.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is mostly FF homies
      they dont have the balls to make a ending bitter but also dont have the writing ability to solve all their plots and do characters archs where most can remain happy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ending is pretty opened ended though unlike 15 where you see Noctis straight up die and then pop up as a ghost with his waifu in the end.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BARRY WON!

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is getting 10 and 9 for like 95% of its review
    >Once again Ganker pinpoint focuses on the 3-4 articles out of 100+ that are negative to claim theres some kind of globalist agenda or something

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >polygon

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally just rehashed FF15's ending
    how are you all defending this garbage?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never played FF15

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >clive dies
    >jill moves on and has kids with another guy
    >epilogue shows her descendants
    They LITERALLY copied AoT's ending minus Clive going on a big incel rant about how he doesn't want Jill to frick other guys. Also damn Clive is the first genuine cuck protagonist in the FF series, so congrats to him I guess lmao.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno I think he lived. He's still narrating after Jill smiles and in the flower scene Jill compares Clive coming back to her as dawn breaking which is the final scene before post credits.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they call those people 'white'
    They're clearly some asian mutoid.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yikes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick would I know the dude is a PoC and why would that matter?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non-binary trans bipoc are above criticisms, chud.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to believe anybody on that site is a real person.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every real person got banned

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't say anything remotely bad about poc

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even the Spaniards are shitting in the story.
    >The main plot loses a lot of steam in the second half.
    >The great villain of the show.
    >The adventurous and role-playing part is very neglected. It does not invite you to explore.
    >The design of levels and side quests is too simplistic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bua chaval, el Final Fantasy recuerdo jugarlo con mi primo Paco mientras comiamos pipas.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ni una sola mencion negativa por la falta de Blacks, arabes o trasvestis
      Basados conquistadores no como los americanos maricones.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The main plot loses a lot of steam in the second half.
      This felt evident just reading the leak threads past all the hype about the spectacle. Barny and not-Kaguya really seem like one-note villains and the game just drags on with fighting to them, losing to them and barely getting away over and over again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anabella was the soul of the game, we lost her too soon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          basically the story goes to shit when it becomes generic 'kill god, save the world' final fantasy shlock?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it straight up becomes the second half of naruto shippuden with all the same problems

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don't like how abruptly she seems to go out

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the way she goes out is kino, but the story goes to shit afterwards unfortunately

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Even the Spaniards are shitting in the story.
      ...how is that shitting on the story? what the frick is wrong with you?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        anything less than a 9 might as well be garbage

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        autists can only see in black and white extremes

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are basically telling that the 1st half with the Kingdoms, Eikon abuse and politic drama was more interesting that AYYlmao conflict and I agree.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The story starts as a serious drama and ends with AYYlmaos
          So Final Fantasy IV?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't say FFIV is the same kind of drama, but kinda.
            Just that it really lacks a true Golbez equivalent to carry the villains (besides Annabell)

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Both protagonists had sex
            Coincidence, I THINK NOT

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually yeah, no idea why they were shilling it as a deviation to FF when it was actually like the classics all along.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They wanted western sales and GoT was popular while people have made a lot of jokes about standart FF plots.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone could've told that based on the actually aliens

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story becomes actual Marvel slop, sad really since the demo was great

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prologue was solid, but the last act of the story seems pretty underwhelming

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just typical JRPG stuff. Clive and Co go against the equivalent of God, which is why I don't understand why people attack that trope so much because it's a Japanese staple.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because most of those god antagonists are really fricking underwhelming (with exceptions like Kefka of course) as characters.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Yoshi-P spent a bunch of time crying that it's racist to call his game a jrpg because it's totally different from the others then went on to make Naruto on Titan

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not attacking it and just because it's common doesn't make it good. I prefer games where the villain is an actual character.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >JRPG
          That's a slur, anon. XVI is a RPG.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            JRPGGER

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's been old hat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even the spaniards
      thats not spaniards
      no real spaniard is a game reviewer for a literal who website are you kidding me?
      those are all leftist cucks their opinion doesnt matter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > 8.8
      > a bad review

      The last trannie cope.
      The last Black lover tears.
      The last femenist consolation.
      The last israelite supremacist prayer to Moloch.

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Polygon

    There are a set list of game review companies/critics I don't take seriously at all, and Polygon is one of them, also Eurogamer, and Kotaku. Never take any of their reviews seriously, Polygon is trash.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eurogamer gave the same score to this game and Redfall

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking way.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN A COWBOY TRADES HIS SPURS FOR WINGS

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So which is it Ganker?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its doomers and people who hate the series cherry picking 3-4 articles that were negative out of hundreds praising it. It'll probably settle around 95 and sell well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "It's a great game, just not a good Final Fantasy game."

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People getting surprised on the final boss being over the top is hilarious to me as the OG FF games are all about going over the top and killing god like beings.

      I remember the XVI devs talking about going back to its roots, as well as innovate into something new to try and adapt to games these days and story-wise, this is pretty close as to what an old FF is, except a bit mature rated.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Polygon doesn't like it
    That's a bonus for me, I'm going to enjoy the game even more

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Barnabas is just Zenos again
    I thought people were being hyperbolic but this game really is offline XIV with a budget

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is just Zenos again
      Based if true

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has amazing boss fights, that's all that matters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cutscenes
      >phase transition cutscenes
      >QTEs
      >more phase transition cutscenes
      They do look cool though I gotta admit

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess: it's bad because not enough blacks in it

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    talking about this game is going to be impossible
    >say something positive
    >kys yoshitpiss troon
    >say something negative
    >barry seething meltdown

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much any game discussion on Ganker is fricked, you'll just have to visit another site

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barry
      It's honestly incredible how much damage a single autictic Aussie made to Final Fanatasy discussion on this site.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still have no fricking idea who this Barry is. The guy who was on Game Grumps years ago?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Barry is a noitorious shitposter.

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Check SE Store order status
    >Still Awaiting Pickup

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goes from more grounded GoT conflicts into some kill god kino.

    Based, the best part of JRPGs is the escalation.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. It's polygon
    2. Has FF ever had a good story in the last 15 years?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like VI and IX, sue me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said the last 15 years speedreader

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it doesn't matter if the story is bad
      kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it matters, but you learn to expect crappy or meh stories with 99% of Japanese games. I've played a lot of japanese games I like, but writing is definitely not their strongest point.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking of buying it. Should i?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You only exist to consoom.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone that lives in human civilization does. That includes you.

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine dick sucking polygon, you fricking moron.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another Japanese writer incapable of making good endings
    ffs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, Western devs are famous for quality endings like those of Halo 2, KotoR II, or even Fable 2.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >b-but western pigs
        Don't try to deflect

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is a western game with a good ending?

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're only problem with it is diversity and slavery being used as a plot device

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ffxvi starts with got stuff
    >NOOOO WHAT IS THIS, NOT FF
    >halfway through the story ges full FF
    >WHAT IS THIS WTF THEY SHAT THE BED
    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is that people who like that kinda crazy anime shit will get scared off by the initial 'muh GoT' stuff while people who like that stuff will feel baited once the ayylmaos start showing up.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        true. A lot of people despise Final fantasy tactics for it.
        oh no wait, thats not how it works

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I definately remember people saying that the Lucavi stuff were their least favorite parts of Tactics's story.
          I see a similar story with a lot of other RPGs.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder what will happen once all the people hyping up the dark tone find out that the last half of the game is just Naruto's War Arc.

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can anyone think of a less likable cast than FF16's in an RPG btw? its telling the most requested plush was a one of the fricking dog lmao

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does generally everyone in gaming have the same opinions these days? Pretty much everyone expected to like FF16. What if I didn’t want to play it? Am I “Barry”? We all have to give 10/10s to standard-issue franchise slop like FF, GoW, Zelda, etc. just because of the game. Gaming is unlike any other medium just by how much social pressure there is to conform.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This site functions on hyperbole and false narratives.

      >You either hate a game and it's a 0/10 or you love a game and it's a 0/10.
      >If you have a complaint about a game, that means you hate it.
      >If you praised a game, that means you are a shill.
      >You aren't allowed to critique a game without that meaning that you hate it
      >You aren't allowed to praise a game as all games have flaws therefore you are praising it in bad faith

      Do people actually believe reality functions this way? I really hope not. However you could've fooled me by what I see posted here on a daily basis.

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1npKNxuMvyJZ

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds good, final boss music?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn that's some good fricking tune, final fantasy never shits the bed with the ost

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people mad a JRPG has a crazy JRPG story
    Ahahahaha, get fricked GoTgays.

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Muh historical realism" doesn't work as an excuse in a game where an alien comes out of nowhere to get his bussy licked by the main antagonist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lotrbmw.jpg

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >disingenuoushomosexual.png

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >copeposting.jpg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And it’s sad that in the pursuit of “realistic” fantasy, the FF team has erased people of colour from their own history of slavery – they are absent from the game. Worse, there is a desert region, complete with some stereotypical oriental music, occupied by lightly tanned characters with clearly western features. It feels as if the amount of care taken with other aspects of the game wasn’t extended to people of colour, and that stings

    From the Guardian "review". How are these people real.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. I know it's all theater at this point, and they probably write like this because they know exactly the kind of response it elicits, but still: kek.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >occupied by lightly tanned characters with clearly western features
      Oh, so what they really mean by "diversity" and "representation" is that they want to see caricatures of what they think black/brown people should look like.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A hahaha I fricking knew it would have Persians but it isn’t enough. They need some mulatto with broccoli hair

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit reminds me of the DMC5 reveal and how you had some people saying they were going for a more western tone like DmC due to the realistic visuals and then by the end its pure fricking DBZ melodrama kek. Japs gonna jap.

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clive claps Jill's cheeks on screen which already puts him leagues above other FF protags like that crossdressing troony Cloud who refuses to frick his childhood friend even though she practically throws herself at him.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud fricks Tifa though and the entire party watches them do it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not going to be in the remake.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tifa dies in the requel though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they get banned from Final Fantasy events for complaining about the "no black slaves" thing? Or was that kotaku

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have massive shitposting tier ending like AOT?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the ending is literally in the first fricking post of the thread. Are you that lazy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No unlike the cuck Eren, Clive clapped them cheeks and lived to sow the seeds

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and lived
        Well that's the vague part, we don't know if he lived or not.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game doesn't usually shy away from death. If Clive were dead I feel like they'd make it clear, he's not critically injured and only his hand got effed afterward unlike Hugo who turned to dust entirely

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn.
        Now I understand why Blacks, israelites and trannies are malding like crazy.

        A germanic/mediterranean chad and a nordic fraulin are creating the next generation of ubermensch to clean their nations.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white pair procreating on screen
        The reviews suddenly makes sense.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >white pair procreating on screen
          You mean like in TLoU2? Which Ganker whined about?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Two men can't procreate

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Abby is a female you moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, she totally is a female, definitely. Just don't look at her birth certificate

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Its okay when we do it
            No your noticing how they are bigots against japan and things not made in a california bubble.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sex was happening but it sure as hell wasn't procreating.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Comparing two childhood friends dedicating their life to each other to a troony having an affair with some soi bastard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SnK meltdown was 2 years ago
      Jesus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really
      AOT's ending is garbage
      FFXVI's ending feels unexplained and kinda bland, but anyone that pulls the "its just a book" thing is clrearly moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anyone that pulls the "its just a book" thing is clrearly moronic
        This

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pulls the "its just a book" thing
        That's left vague too. The entire fricking ending is vague with no clear answers. Why can't nips just write a complete ending and tie shit together?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not especially. Jill basically pulls off what Mikasa couldn't. Actually fixes her step-bro and gets the D from him.

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some of the reviewers genuinely thought that nuGoW is a gritty story to explain why XVI fails at being one
    In what fricking way? nuGoW especially Ragnarok plays like some of the most generic YA rebellion stories.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The no Black person tax anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s unironic anti-Japanese racism.

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is right. But FF is trapped in console wars bigotry. Jesus Christ
    https://twitter.com/NightSkyPrince_/status/1671548106947674120

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8.8

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like the masterpiece that is nier automata

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is a european woman according to the internet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My sister looks exactly like her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like she takes ifrit wiener unprotected

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has been waiting for over 20 years for it after all

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unprotected
        Coitus between lovers isn't a harmful thing that needs "protection".

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how much will the schizos review-bomb the game when user scores are available? FF fanbase has a lot of those.

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The funny part is they would have been fricked even if they randomly stuck in Black folk due to the slavery theme. They literally couldn’t win

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Higher score than VIIR and XV, I think the game did very well.

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was concerned about this when I saw the demo footage

    It felt like in the attempt to make a more """"western"""" game it lost all the soul of a real jrpg and just became a glorified walking simulator with a generic fantasy setting - with some random FF iconography thrown in

    Sort of like that FF Unlimited anime

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      J Pop is trash.

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit Benedikta is only around for like 4hrs...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's specially disappointing because the trailers were hyping her (and all the dominants really) up.
      I guess it won't feel this bad for people that skipped trailers and stuff.

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the story suck? Not enough Black folk?

  112. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched most of the cutscenes leaked on youtube, and I can say without a shadow of doubt that Margrace is an SE shill. he hyped up the game too much and spiced up otherwise mostly mundane cutscenes. he distorted the image of some characters like Hugo and Barnabas by exaggerating shit. he also completely made up some shit like the pussy eating scene with Ultima.

  113. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all know why they hate it and it means the story is very good.

  114. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's my brotherman SkillUp review?

  115. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    XVI bros should they have gone with the shadowbringers writers instead

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fujoshit
      no thanks!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        see

        >-5 because of lack of diversity
        >+5 because of inclusion of homosexualry

        XVI is unbridled fujobait

  116. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posting fake screenshots of conversations that never happened

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you do know that the IRC is public right? you can go ahead and ask them, its literally from today

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          xvi yoshitpiss malding troony homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha holy shit

  117. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >polygon hates it
    Yep, Im thinking it is a masterpiece.

  118. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really mind this being basically a pure action game but it's a pure action game that's easy as shit and where 90% of moves are apparently useless? That's fricked.

  119. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should've just hired Martin to write the story for them like Miyazaki did.

  120. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has unabashed gays
    >still fails to clear 90

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >got a boner
      swear to god im not gay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now this is just pandering.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it is then you'd think they would shoot a close up. Seeing every detail of contact between the two while they kissed. Full lip contact, the works.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dad walks in

  121. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is bazztek. New gay here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker's most banned moron, single handedly wiping out all vpn users from posting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      twitter.com/psxbnin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A regular guy that likes FFXVI that XVI shills keep trying to pretend is their boogeyman shitting against the game

      These

      Ganker's most banned moron, single handedly wiping out all vpn users from posting

      twitter.com/psxbnin

      are XIV discord gays trying to set up a fake boogeyman

      >literal fake screen cap

      hahaha holy shit

      it's fake
      he cant even post a full screen convo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and here is an example of bazzy's brilliant art of playing pretend, man's a natural chameleon, a real operative if i've ever seen one

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post a full screenshot of the conversation if its real then

  122. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How will the ten trillion active subscribers of XIV fight back to save yoshida and cbu3?

  123. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So basically in the end it turns out Joshua chronicled the events of the game in a book literally called "Final Fantasy"?
    That's literally just Heavensward.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same writer i think

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A solid 90% of the game's story is beat for beat copies of stuff that happens in XIV, GoT, or both.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What beats does it copy from XIV? Does it turn out that the Eikons function exactly like the Primals?

  124. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf the jan leaker was right, jill and clive have no chemistry they are so boring together

  125. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a shit game, but a good final fantasy game

  126. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ishikawabros... our story remains unchallenged... we won...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowbringers and Endwalker will never be topped. There's a reason Emet-Selch is Japan's most popular FF villain.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        because mmo gays raided the poll to inflate ff14s ranking

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          XVI's entire story is just Heavensward but without dragons.
          Kneel.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the homier is just a depressed Q from Star Trek. and that's extremely based. I know TNG aired in Japan, they're not dumb and ignorant of the character

  127. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    pure social engineering at its finest, a cultural marxist to be written about in universities for centuries

  128. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry was shilling shartspoken on Christmas last year

  129. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    pure social engineering at its finest, a cultural marxist to be written about in universities for centuries

    xvi-kun why are you samegayging from multiple devices and IPs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and here, we can see one of his iconic tactics in motion, the devastating "no, u".

  130. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the game unlock at midnight?

  131. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll say the story is bad, but not for any of the reasons these moron game journos say.

    Simply put, Ultima is not a strong villain. It's essentially a lesser version of Garland from FF9, an invader from another world manipulating humanity in order to resurrect it's own race. But in FF9 we at least see more of the Terrans and the story is complicated by Zidane and his "sister" being so closely related to them, and ultimately Garland's place as antagonist is usurped by Kuja destroying everything.

    This is the issue, Ultima has no real charisma as a villain. Kuja was a gigantic butthole to the player all throughout the game, so him as the antagonist holds more weight. Ultima really is just fighting ayylmao god, you don't feel anything whatsoever for his race or even antipathy against him other than for the simplicity of his evil.

    Anabella should have been the final boss somehow, hijacking the ayys' entire plan to become a god herself. The player would feel that, at least. Everybody loves beating up evil moms.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kinda funny how both XIV and XVI pulled the "Ultima is an alien" card.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ultima comes from "another world" in XIV which people are misinterpreting as "from space." It's more like the Underworld, which lines up with Ultima and the Lucavi in Tactics being straight up demons.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the implication is that Ultima in XIV is some lovecraftian cosmic horror that gained sentience once it crash landed on the Source.

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