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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there will never be a game as good as DE ever again
    so sad yet so real...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the OG devs will get control of the IP again and create new masterpieces in that settings...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I find the desperation of the businessman who took control of the IP laughable. It is as if to this day I could feel their anxiety, the cold sweat, the judgment drunk by ambition, unable to do anything. They only saw a pile of money in front of them and in the end that clumsiness led them to a stalemate where everyone ended up losing.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to wonder what was he seriously fricking thinking, there? I don't know that they actually had any idea of what they'd seized control of, let alone the sheer delusion behind thinking of franchising something like Disco Elysium.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think they were thinking, really. They simply had the manual "Hostile Takeover: A Handbook Guide" and as soon as they saw the success the game was they started to work on the scheme. Ironically, serious authoritarian behavior. It's not how corporate leadership behaves.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to wonder what was he seriously fricking thinking, there? I don't know that they actually had any idea of what they'd seized control of, let alone the sheer delusion behind thinking of franchising something like Disco Elysium.

          I don't think they were thinking, really. They simply had the manual "Hostile Takeover: A Handbook Guide" and as soon as they saw the success the game was they started to work on the scheme. Ironically, serious authoritarian behavior. It's not how corporate leadership behaves.

          Maybe they looked at big publishers like EA and how they would completely frick over small studios, steal their IPs and make money hand over fist, and saw an an opportunity akin to it before then and took it. Only to later realize they might now have a new and untapped IP but they don't have the largesse of these big publishers necessary to actually tap said IP.

          EA and similar corporate bug people can dick over a good small dev, steal their franchise and boss one of the other devs they enthralled beforehand to make endless soulless sequels for their IPs, but the guys who dicked ZA/UM over don't. They just saw an opportunity and took it, despite having no capacity whatsoever to leverage said opportunity. Like the other anon said, its a situation in which literally everyone is worse off.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing bad things then regretting doing them gives you honor points
    >if you get enough you get an internal thought that makes fun of honor being mental funny money
    this game is too realistic bros...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unintentionally becoming honorable on my first playthrough was so good and funny. Just stumbled right into it. I had to get Lena's stupid pin back that only got me like $3 at the pawn shop because she's nice and I felt bad. I also was very apologetic, drug-addled, communist, and an officer of the Remote Viewers Division

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I could not take the pin. I could not take the medal from Rene. The problem is that now I'm stuck. I can't afford the room. Wild Pines Group woman won't give me the option to give me money either lol.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    two days maybe

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CUNO DOESN'T FRICKING CARE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can hear it plain as day

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The first death is in the heart, Harry

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Evrart is helping me find my gun

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Evrart is helping me find my gun

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the pen-and-paper roleplay that permeates the game. A crazy Latvian man create a whole world with amazing characters. What is not to love about the whole work.

    I'm not a fan of RPGs but this game made me do the effort.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was so beautiful, bros.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DETECTIVE

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >creates masterpiece
    >studio explodes

    Part of me still can't get over it. This one is for the history books on software development.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ARRIVING

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ON

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the lore reason for Kim shouting in my ear when I try to enter that one building behind the Whirling in Rags?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny bug but maybe he thinks you are still buzzed out from being high on speed and still digesting alcohol that you need to get screamed on your ear that there is indeed another way to enter the capeside apartments

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kim only sees the direct route to the murder because he has aphantasia. He lacks a certain jamrock shuffle.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite its humor it's still the most sincere game to come out in the past 20 years.

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