>WW2 never ended, it went nuclear >Everyone had nukes, USA, Germany, USSR, Japan >they all dropped the big ones, but the war didn't end it continued under blackened skies >an entrenched stalemate, the never ending static of total war >but in the dark year of 1969 after 3 decades of fighting something new enters the trenches >A silhouetted manbeast ripping through it's enemies with efficiency never thought possible >resembling something wolflike, a mirror of the beasts of legend, these new foes were dubbed... >...the Wünderwoofen
fps where you play as the last loyal android, fricking up a bunch of rogue robots and attaching pieces of them to your body for different benefits
every body part has durability and needs repair or replacement if it gets damaged
world war three breaks out
full-on nuclear apocalypse
a rally team working on experimental cars gets absorbed into the military
you play as the driver, driving a twenty-million horsepower lead-lined carbon-fiber dirt rally 2.0 engine monster through a nuclear wasteland on a mission to deliver orders to the front, along with booze and pornography, all the while dodging thermonuclear explosions and All Sorts Of Fricked Up Shit
A game where you’re a pickpocket and have to find a way to fence what you steal. You eventually upgrade your home and your clothes which provide stat boosts. By the end of the game you are no longer a pickpocket, but a dirty hitman. The game ends badly for the main character.
Black person simulator
You rob kill rape and “culturize” beam white women and soys to do ur bidding
Gain rep and cash to buy for weed and hookers and see your stash grow every time you spawn back in yo crib
Game where you play as a Yankii gang member in 1993 Tokyo in the vein of Shenmue. Has customizable move sets and realistic physics. You have to be violent but avoid accidentally killing your opponents or else you are arrested and the game is over.
An RPG game where an emotionless child wizard, a bird, a teenager with a camera that manipulates reality, and a Fox in knights armor go on a quest in a bizarre dreamlike world to stop an eldritch horror from destroying their world.
Fighting game where all optimal combos start from a wall/floor bounce. j. moves are the most powerful but getting struck from the air increases the chances of a bounce, h. > m. > l. in terms of bounce potential. l. is usually unreactable but many are able to get crushed (instant bounce) by h. or EX moves. Air recovery tech that will essentially flip you in any chosen direction, but this can be reacted for instant bouncetation. Defense tech that lets you block an incoming move, negating the damage and doubling the incoming bounce (no stagger) which may get you out of a corner or put you in a worse position depending on usage. Supers and combo-enders end bouncing.
Real-time 3D RPG, think Ni No Kuni, where your first party member is a moronic superweapon that can one-shot anything with a large, slow-moving energy ball. It also melts bosses. You gather party members to tardwrangle and further enable his rampage. I'm thinking a tank to aggro enemies, a mage that controls time within an area - speeding up or slowing down certain objects in an aoe or reducing cooldowns for the moron, a support that can build structures to crowd control enemies, and a second strong moron with a baseball bat that can redirect the death ball.
Okay so it’s a platform fighter but the fight takes place in an entire platforming stage and both players are beating the shit out of each other as they go through the level, sending each other through walls like a DBZ fight and generally destroying anything that gets in the way of their fight on the way to the end.
Game where you defend your country from invading amerifats, using military strategy, economic alliances with sympathetic countries and propaganda to varying extents with the outcome changing depending on which of the three you used the most
Urban street brawling in the first person, with or without weapons. You can do many different types of direction-based attacks based on the position of your mouse/right stick relative to a lock on target, and features an open combo system where you can chain attacks together more easily if the relative direction of the next move is a natural follow up motion of the previous move. Emphasis on environmental attacks using something like Yakuza's Heat Action system, slam your opponent into walls and trash cans, toss people off the second/third floors, bust their heads through car windows and then crush them in the car doors afterwards. You have to fight a lot of Black folk and spics, and if you choose to be white or female the game is much harder because they become more aggressive towards you
nazi werewolves h-game
>WW2 never ended, it went nuclear
>Everyone had nukes, USA, Germany, USSR, Japan
>they all dropped the big ones, but the war didn't end it continued under blackened skies
>an entrenched stalemate, the never ending static of total war
>but in the dark year of 1969 after 3 decades of fighting something new enters the trenches
>A silhouetted manbeast ripping through it's enemies with efficiency never thought possible
>resembling something wolflike, a mirror of the beasts of legend, these new foes were dubbed...
>...the Wünderwoofen
A game where you go outside and take a walk
average Darks souls 2 hitbox
>he didn't level ADP
you beat the game
haha so clever. this joke has never been done before!
xDDD
the post that destroyed D2gays
Spore mico stage but bubble tanks gameplay
Stealth camping simulator.
Mario Starcraft
Zombie middle school survival and you play as a sexy jc with her friends and there’s yuri involved
ok so its like a fighting game, but all characters are futas...
I'd play it
fps where you play as the last loyal android, fricking up a bunch of rogue robots and attaching pieces of them to your body for different benefits
every body part has durability and needs repair or replacement if it gets damaged
Cyborg Justice?
I would play a rebooted version of this game. Always had a cool vibe to it.
Mario but black
tamagotchi with monster girls
Point and click adventure about a real world detective sucked into a videogame world to solve a murder.
Juggling simulator
Mario but real
Fart simulator and the final boss is kingassripper
RTS sports game-show, essentially Smash TV meets Total War.
I came up with this last month after playing the doom mod Reelsim 2
sex: my dick is in peril of shitting itself into oblivion
Demolition Simulator: Exploding Baby Edition
world war three breaks out
full-on nuclear apocalypse
a rally team working on experimental cars gets absorbed into the military
you play as the driver, driving a twenty-million horsepower lead-lined carbon-fiber dirt rally 2.0 engine monster through a nuclear wasteland on a mission to deliver orders to the front, along with booze and pornography, all the while dodging thermonuclear explosions and All Sorts Of Fricked Up Shit
This sounds really fricking cool actually. Porn stranding.
A game where you’re a pickpocket and have to find a way to fence what you steal. You eventually upgrade your home and your clothes which provide stat boosts. By the end of the game you are no longer a pickpocket, but a dirty hitman. The game ends badly for the main character.
Test
What about a game with a girl with some real bahgabalogadagos, I mean some real Hamalogalodidigodgaes
Multiplayer sky pirates where you have to board other players ships
Guns of Icarus died years ago
average disgaea player
Urban fantasy sidescrolling beat em up RPG where characters are marionette puppets on strings.
turn based mecha game like front mission but it's also a erotic visual novel with girls and their moms/aunts
Black person simulator
You rob kill rape and “culturize” beam white women and soys to do ur bidding
Gain rep and cash to buy for weed and hookers and see your stash grow every time you spawn back in yo crib
adventure quest but in a fallout style setting (post apocalypse wasteland)
literally all I want from a game is monsters to kill and gear to earn
Game where you play as a Yankii gang member in 1993 Tokyo in the vein of Shenmue. Has customizable move sets and realistic physics. You have to be violent but avoid accidentally killing your opponents or else you are arrested and the game is over.
An RPG game where an emotionless child wizard, a bird, a teenager with a camera that manipulates reality, and a Fox in knights armor go on a quest in a bizarre dreamlike world to stop an eldritch horror from destroying their world.
medieval age immersive agriculture simulator with dynamic prices
first person boomerang game
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1170060/Boomerang_X/
Fighting game where all optimal combos start from a wall/floor bounce. j. moves are the most powerful but getting struck from the air increases the chances of a bounce, h. > m. > l. in terms of bounce potential. l. is usually unreactable but many are able to get crushed (instant bounce) by h. or EX moves. Air recovery tech that will essentially flip you in any chosen direction, but this can be reacted for instant bouncetation. Defense tech that lets you block an incoming move, negating the damage and doubling the incoming bounce (no stagger) which may get you out of a corner or put you in a worse position depending on usage. Supers and combo-enders end bouncing.
Gurren Lagann, but you grow by eating shit.
Dark Cloud 3 but also they bring the catgirl in spats from 1 back.
Real-time 3D RPG, think Ni No Kuni, where your first party member is a moronic superweapon that can one-shot anything with a large, slow-moving energy ball. It also melts bosses. You gather party members to tardwrangle and further enable his rampage. I'm thinking a tank to aggro enemies, a mage that controls time within an area - speeding up or slowing down certain objects in an aoe or reducing cooldowns for the moron, a support that can build structures to crowd control enemies, and a second strong moron with a baseball bat that can redirect the death ball.
Okay so it’s a platform fighter but the fight takes place in an entire platforming stage and both players are beating the shit out of each other as they go through the level, sending each other through walls like a DBZ fight and generally destroying anything that gets in the way of their fight on the way to the end.
Game where you defend your country from invading amerifats, using military strategy, economic alliances with sympathetic countries and propaganda to varying extents with the outcome changing depending on which of the three you used the most
tiddy clicker
click tiddy for milk
more milk = more tiddy
more tiddy = more milk
behold
noa3.itch.io/cowtastic
snail fps with splitscreen independent eyestalk controls and you play with two mice
Domestic terrorist simulator
Urban street brawling in the first person, with or without weapons. You can do many different types of direction-based attacks based on the position of your mouse/right stick relative to a lock on target, and features an open combo system where you can chain attacks together more easily if the relative direction of the next move is a natural follow up motion of the previous move. Emphasis on environmental attacks using something like Yakuza's Heat Action system, slam your opponent into walls and trash cans, toss people off the second/third floors, bust their heads through car windows and then crush them in the car doors afterwards.
You have to fight a lot of Black folk and spics, and if you choose to be white or female the game is much harder because they become more aggressive towards you