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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mass Effect was NEVER good
    I'm was always empty and vapid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm was always empty and vapid
      Thank you for being honest with yourself, I hope you work on that aspect.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm was always empty and vapid
      I'm sorry to hear that anon thirdiebro, are you seeking mental help for your conditions?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was good enough.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're all glad you can finally admit it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BAHAHAHAHAHA zoomo we know. We knew before you did.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    move aside so i can bang my beloved Tali

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please review these ancient Earth aerobics tapes and follow along

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot to do Shepard. Maybe next time.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commander, I'm almost done reconfoobling the energrymotron.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine standing with your wiener all the way down Miranda’s throat as she struggles not to choke, a smile on her face that’s currently full of dick as spit leaks outs of each corner of her mouth.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No matter what you do, Jacob already came inside her pussy first.

    This is why I always go with the superior Kelly Chambers.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the Legendary Edition last year after giving Andromeda a shot a month before. The original trilogy still hold up in their own ways, all three were pretty fun. The 3rd obviously dropped the ball in the last quarter of the game, and if you were a fan of the ME2 cover system or if it was your first ME I could see how it could be annoying.

    Andromeda though, I put that game off for close to a decade or maybe legitimately a decade and I have to say it’s the better game. The character creation and all its options were horrid, and the characters weren’t too interesting, but that all aside the areas, the dev teams dedication to all the lore, and frankly the gameplay for however funny looking it might have been sometimes was absolutely a plus. The way they integrated the menu system was a big step up and I hope they keep most of Andromedas interface in the next installment. Also I’m much older now so I sort of grew attached to the characters a bit, even my own player character. I kinda hope it’s not the last we hear of that protagonist.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is bait

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No yeah for sure, the shadows and characters looked silly but the interface, menu system, quest log, and gun play is superior. They should build on that 100%.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm this way Miranda. Stop showing your perfect genetic to everyone.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fart up my nose

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im replaying this game now and even though I like the crew, missions and working for cerberus story the combat is fricking shit. Like everyone rags on me1 combat but its not any better and the weapons lacking custmoization and any real stats just fricking blows. I wish the first game wasnt so short its perfect otherwise

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the first game let you take any gun and adjust the fire rate and power in all kinds of neat ways. make a shotgun that overheats in one shot that blasts homies in 1 hit or make a fast fire rate one that flames them or all kinds of stuff.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    "Goooood. You open a this messaaaage. This not actuarry asali miritary command. They busy tending to what reft of theil praaaanet.

    So you suvive owl fight on Thessia. You not weak as I thought. But! Nevah folget that you best wasa not good enough to stop me. Now an entiiiiiiile pranet is dying because you RACK DISCIPRINE. The regen of Shepahd need to be we-witten. I hope I thele for rast chaptah. It end with yoh death.

    -KR "

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the little plap sound as your tongue exits her sphincter

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      after jacob nutted inside yes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        my name is jacob

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    infertile, blacked, mentally ill.

    no thanks. Kelly is fertile. Ashley is fertile. Liara is fertile but won't have human babies. Those are the only options in that order. I'm not sure if Jack is fertile but I don't want to frick her and god knows how many trains have been ran on her nasty pussy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >infertile
      they make crogans in a jar
      her being barren is just a forced and cheap drama

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what sex with a krogan woman is like

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      traumatic since her penis is bigger

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many pussies do krogan females have

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        8. 7 are redundant but still frickable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snu Snu limit break.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell Tali it's been 5 minutes since she's sat on my face and that she needs to fix that

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shebird

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