No. She's got a nice body but there's something about the face. I keep seeing a hint of down syndrome or something, I can't quite put my finger on what's wrong with it.
Ashley on the other hand had a nice face.
Josh Sawyer is a gay and likely a closet sex pest. All he follows and replies to are 20 something "communist" e-girls. He's also one of those white leftists who hates asian people for being the model minority.
she's nice but doesn't really have a lot of screentime in 3 and neither does Miranda
Tali and the writers' blue pet get the most consistent downtime with Shepherd throughout the series
Jack by far has one of the best scenes in Citidel if you romance herespecially if you choose destroy because if foreshadows it. Some dev had some based taste at least.
>the virgin miranda >needs to make a dating profile, has one night stands with random men(desperate for attention)
>the chad jack >willingly fricks men who show a passing interest in her, loses all respect for them if they take her up on it(strong sense of self worth)
> I’m not shepherd, Miranda. Anyways I’m hungry and want dino nuggies and chocolate milk, EDI won’t tell me how to cook the nuggies and everyone else is busy. Except for tali but she’s still upset with me after I called Fleet and Flotilla stupid.
> shepherd I need you to cook dino nuggies for me, nobody will tell me how to do it and I also need chocolate milk. Also mordin is having an autistic meltdown in the medbay because Dr Chakwas called his singing terrible
Let me suck your futa wiener
Lynch the Black person
Get a thicker blanket.
I can't believe gamers unanimously thought she was the hottest character alive for like at least 2 years
she still is the hottest vidya character ever
No. She's got a nice body but there's something about the face. I keep seeing a hint of down syndrome or something, I can't quite put my finger on what's wrong with it.
Ashley on the other hand had a nice face.
her breasts aren't that big come on they're big enough
Reminder Fallout New Vegas man is right
no
>if you want gameplay play a sport
Josh Sawyer is a gay and likely a closet sex pest. All he follows and replies to are 20 something "communist" e-girls. He's also one of those white leftists who hates asian people for being the model minority.
Except the model minority is a myth that was created by Republikkkans
Wasn't his "artistic vision" to have Cass cuck you?
Make your butt a lot bigger.
Can I borrow your bedroom for a bit? Tali and I need some alone time and the captain's quarters are being cleaned.
We'll bang, okay?
Call Jack up on your way out, thanks
she's nice but doesn't really have a lot of screentime in 3 and neither does Miranda
Tali and the writers' blue pet get the most consistent downtime with Shepherd throughout the series
Jack by far has one of the best scenes in Citidel if you romance herespecially if you choose destroy because if foreshadows it. Some dev had some based taste at least.
>the virgin miranda
>needs to make a dating profile, has one night stands with random men(desperate for attention)
>the chad jack
>willingly fricks men who show a passing interest in her, loses all respect for them if they take her up on it(strong sense of self worth)
You forgot the best part about Jack
>does the reaper's job for them by killing Shepard again with spaceAIDS.
Isn't that Morinth?
Morinth just kills shepherd, like, total brain death instantly.
Go grab my michael jackson albums and get liara in here stat.
Sit on my face.
needs to be fatter
preferably 200lbs heavier, if not bigger
shutup and get farting you genetic freak
Can you make me a sandwich please I'm hungry. Thanks Miri.
is there a mod that turns shepherd into a shota?
>Has sex with you in Tali's workplace and above where Jack sleeps
WTF was her actual problem?
> Miranda had comms open the entire time, ensuring that everyone could hear shepherd splitting her in half
WTF was her actual problem?
>wtf was her problem
She was too based for this world.
> I’m not shepherd, Miranda. Anyways I’m hungry and want dino nuggies and chocolate milk, EDI won’t tell me how to cook the nuggies and everyone else is busy. Except for tali but she’s still upset with me after I called Fleet and Flotilla stupid.
GET PREGNANT!
GET PREGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!
>square man face and saggy grandma ass
how is she perfect again?
Her father was a skewed perception of what perfection is
>infertile
>used goods
Nothing. I should go.
> shepherd I need you to cook dino nuggies for me, nobody will tell me how to do it and I also need chocolate milk. Also mordin is having an autistic meltdown in the medbay because Dr Chakwas called his singing terrible
have a nice day troony