Commander. What can I do for you?

Commander. What can I do for you?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me suck your futa wiener

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lynch the Black person

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a thicker blanket.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe gamers unanimously thought she was the hottest character alive for like at least 2 years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she still is the hottest vidya character ever

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. She's got a nice body but there's something about the face. I keep seeing a hint of down syndrome or something, I can't quite put my finger on what's wrong with it.
        Ashley on the other hand had a nice face.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    her breasts aren't that big come on they're big enough

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Fallout New Vegas man is right

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you want gameplay play a sport

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Josh Sawyer is a gay and likely a closet sex pest. All he follows and replies to are 20 something "communist" e-girls. He's also one of those white leftists who hates asian people for being the model minority.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except the model minority is a myth that was created by Republikkkans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't his "artistic vision" to have Cass cuck you?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make your butt a lot bigger.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I borrow your bedroom for a bit? Tali and I need some alone time and the captain's quarters are being cleaned.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We'll bang, okay?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call Jack up on your way out, thanks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's nice but doesn't really have a lot of screentime in 3 and neither does Miranda
      Tali and the writers' blue pet get the most consistent downtime with Shepherd throughout the series

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jack by far has one of the best scenes in Citidel if you romance herespecially if you choose destroy because if foreshadows it. Some dev had some based taste at least.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the virgin miranda
    >needs to make a dating profile, has one night stands with random men(desperate for attention)

    >the chad jack
    >willingly fricks men who show a passing interest in her, loses all respect for them if they take her up on it(strong sense of self worth)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the best part about Jack
      >does the reaper's job for them by killing Shepard again with spaceAIDS.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that Morinth?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Morinth just kills shepherd, like, total brain death instantly.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go grab my michael jackson albums and get liara in here stat.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sit on my face.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    needs to be fatter

    preferably 200lbs heavier, if not bigger

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shutup and get farting you genetic freak

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you make me a sandwich please I'm hungry. Thanks Miri.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a mod that turns shepherd into a shota?

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Has sex with you in Tali's workplace and above where Jack sleeps
    WTF was her actual problem?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Miranda had comms open the entire time, ensuring that everyone could hear shepherd splitting her in half
      WTF was her actual problem?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Has sex with you in Tali's workplace and above where Jack sleeps
        WTF was her actual problem?

        >wtf was her problem
        She was too based for this world.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > I’m not shepherd, Miranda. Anyways I’m hungry and want dino nuggies and chocolate milk, EDI won’t tell me how to cook the nuggies and everyone else is busy. Except for tali but she’s still upset with me after I called Fleet and Flotilla stupid.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET PREGNANT!
    GET PREGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >square man face and saggy grandma ass
    how is she perfect again?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her father was a skewed perception of what perfection is

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >infertile
    >used goods
    Nothing. I should go.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > shepherd I need you to cook dino nuggies for me, nobody will tell me how to do it and I also need chocolate milk. Also mordin is having an autistic meltdown in the medbay because Dr Chakwas called his singing terrible

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day troony

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