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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post your dankest ww2 memes while at it

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  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >commits career suicide
    kek

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i mean, he was part of the suicide squad after all

      jokes aside. fricking bizarre to watch happen. he was the biggest name for me growing up lmao. i robot, i am legend, independence day and what have you

      also the pure kino in distilled form, suicide squad lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you just decide to post that and move on because you saw the pic in the OP or have you actually touched company of heroes ever?

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  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm out of facebook tier memes boyos. someone back me up

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    Anonymous
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  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you did NAZI that coming! le ha le ha le ha

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    Anonymous
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  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no love for Company of heroes huh? THE ww2 strategy game?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright this one got me lmao

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yo, what happened to hardcore Ganker? where they'd instantly hop on a company of heroes thread?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn, this is actually sad

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So if Germany never invaded Russia would Nazi Germany still be around?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey hey hey, wait a minute. don't turn my thread into a alt history thread or some shit. history happened, this time line is the only history

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          great, after 2 hours the only person that showed up was some alt history fan dude or some shit

          *POW

          Frick off morons. Post gameplay instead of facebook memes then maybe I'll take your shit thread seriously

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's the thing, i don't have any gameplay related memes or shit like that. i haven't even touched the game since like spring

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Post gameplay instead of facebook memes
            >implying that those memes aren't the creme of the crop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *POW

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MOOT. GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS!

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn, i took a shower because i thought it was gonna get archived. but it's still up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      appearently got bumped to the first page but still no takers. why wouldn't dank ass mamas get anyones interests?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, if you're a wehrmacht player. are you supposed to spam the med kit on grenadiers to heal all your infantry? that seems super unoptimal. or are you supposed to go back into battle with 1 model with half life or barely any life left? what was relic thinking? someone clue me in

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you talking about coh2? If so, you're supposed to build a bunker near your HQ and upgrade it to a medical bunker.
      In coh 3 it's just an HQ upgrade iirc

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you talking about coh2? If so, you're supposed to build a bunker near your HQ and upgrade it to a medical bunker.
        but why design it to make that optimal? like what were they smoking at relic HQ when designing launch wehrmacht to make it cost munitions to heal models of infantry lmao. always struck me weird as shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The medkit is more of a tool to let your infantry stay on the frontline longer. It's very good if you want to apply pressure with your squad or blob after forcing the enemy to retreat.
          As for the bunkers, I guess they decided to let it pull double duty because you can put them anywhere on the map, so puting it inside your base is quite logical.
          You can think of it as your fifth base structure and as a bonus it can be built by your grens.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's very good if you want to apply pressure with your squad or blob after forcing the enemy to retreat.
            i only play like 4v4 and shit. i can't imagine that being useful for longer than a few minutes at the start with those low stakes engagements

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah in 4v4 its usefulness is limited since late game infantry is usually just fodder to throw at the point while tanks and arty do the fighting

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, logical. but still, i watched like, 5-10 ish 1v1 comp matches from like the most "recent" tournament back in early 2020. and i don't think i saw anyone use those medkits tbh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only play team games, can't really comment on 1v1

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                right right, so another team game player. the way you were talking made me think you were also a 1v1 player

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't like 1v1 rts. Too sweaty

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                never was into 1v1's in coh either. so i feel you

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I guess they decided to let it pull double duty because you can put them anywhere on the map, so puting it inside your base is quite logical.
            yeah i know, it just feels so jank. game design wise, you feel me?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not really, but maybe I'm just so used to it that I can't see it any other way

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you don't see anything wrong with having to build a fortification you're supposed to use to build all over the map to pull of shit in your own base to make it possible to heal your own soldiers?
                compared to the soviets who simply has to buy the upgrade at HQ

                both of those options result in misc healer npcs standing at your base healing anyone hurt

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. It's a mechanic pulling double duty. But as I said, maybe I'm just too used to it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                just looked it up and damn. medic bunker costs 60 munitions, along with slightly above 100 mp for the bunker. that's kinda expensive just to be able to heal your own troops

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, all the healing sources are equalized. Wehrmacht has a manpower bottleneck, so you get the choice to invest an upgrade to save some of it. OKW and US have a more fuel intensive healing because of their bottleneck to rushing light vehicles for example

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair dude. you'd know more than me about this shit
                also what gun is that dude in your pic holding? the body that protrudes after the magazine looks plastic like lego or some shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                m42h i think

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i figured it was some form of that AK prototype gun. just its body is fricking with me unless it's some optical illusion lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, it's more recource intensive then the soviet heal. But I can't remember if the soviet heal cost more manpower.
                Still the brits HAD it worse, since they had to upgrade their HQ to then upgrade an infantry squad with medkits as an active ability or build a forward assembly. Now they just buy a medic squad

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not supposed to really spread them out all across the map. Maybe even one out there and one in your base.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i figured. shit's way too expensive

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Save your MGs and MG models, they're the backbone of the Ostheer army.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >MG models
                you referring to the mg crews? or the inf model holding the mg42?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The model. MG crews will carry the MG no matter what.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The medkit is more of a tool to let your infantry stay on the frontline longer
            i'm not gonna sit and pay munitions to heal up line inf at the front line past minute 5 lmao

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It has its niche uses and I have used it to great effect defending staggered pushes, usually in a 2v2 enviroment

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair enough dude, i guess i'll have to believe you and take your word for it. not that i'm saying it's completely 100% useless. since nothing in this game is that (i don't think, i don't remember)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because it lets you stay on the fight, giving you field presence

          >It's very good if you want to apply pressure with your squad or blob after forcing the enemy to retreat.
          i only play like 4v4 and shit. i can't imagine that being useful for longer than a few minutes at the start with those low stakes engagements

          it's definetly a 1vs1 and 2vs2 tool

          >I guess they decided to let it pull double duty because you can put them anywhere on the map, so puting it inside your base is quite logical.
          yeah i know, it just feels so jank. game design wise, you feel me?

          not really, it's a choice. When you have a faction design based around the concept of a single model carrying 80% of your squad dps with the mg42, it makes sense that you may want to heal 2 or 3 models in your green cover covering a pak42 and protecting fuel, instead of retreating

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >When you have a faction design based around the concept of a single model carrying 80% of your squad dps with the mg42
            you know what, i forgot about that completely. yeah then it kinda starts making sense

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's a choice. When you have a faction design based around the concept of a single model carrying 80% of your squad dps with the mg42

            Couldn't have said it better

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >80% of your squad dps with the mg42
            is it really that good? i don't think i felt impressed by it when i tried wehrmacht once. felt more like a 10-20% increase in dps

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's absolutely fantastic, whatever you are doing is wrong, like massive micromanaging blunders or whatnot
              the mg42 is the best upgrade in game, an upgrade that caps its effectiveness at long range synergizing with the high durability of grenadiers in green cover. It also applies the veterancy of grenadiers, which includes the best bonuses for mainline infantry

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'll have to believe you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you don't have to, look at any wehrmacht 1vs1 match in competitive and you will see the power of grens A-moving to burst enemies at max range

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                haven't played since spring, even then i was never into it enough ot watch comp 1v1 actively. i just know i racked up like 500hrs in 1 month or some shit and i never was super impressed by mg42. seemed kinda like a "if you can afford it, buy it. makes your unit better in every way" kind of thing

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RTS chads, COHchads, where we at. what is your profession?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mashing Y button
    hello? anyone there?

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post selfies. here's me

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    not even ww2 shitposters present today or some shit?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scout, what do you see?

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, where the hell is everyone? hello, gamers?

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you use Ganker while on VPN?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any love for coh3 at all on Ganker? not that i've touched it. i just know its launch was kinda a clown show

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    great, after 2 hours the only person that showed up was some alt history fan dude or some shit

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >preferably 2
    p2w garbage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if a game is released by sega and it has a MP component. it's going to be p2w. but in all honesty, iirc the top tierest commanders and shit were shit you started with or something. as long as you have the getting enemy intel one and the upgraded t84, you're golden for competetive sweat play lmao. go figure shit's just that strong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and what, 3 isn't p2w?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't know, never played it

        this you?
        https://gyazo.com/61bcd88071db77c4f677a5bc378898d7

        >random plebbit post
        no? also go back

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i don't know, never played it
          so, you're more of a coh1 fan then?
          plebbit post
          no? also go back
          you autistic or some shit? ofc i don't think it was you
          gotta do something while waiting for life to breathe into my thread

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so, you're more of a coh1 fan then?
            yeah
            coh1 is fantastic and the mods are pretty fricking awesome
            modern combat, europe at war, blitzkrieg, eastern front, the great war 1918

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              then why engage with the CoH community at all? isn't like 98% of it just fricking with coh2/3 at this point?
              you're more than welcome here, i'm just curious

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because I don't give a shit?
                what a weird question

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what a weird question
                ngl, says the dude that's here but only likes the first game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i saw a coh thread, i clicked
                nothing weird about that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah alright, and that's normal

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                glad you agree

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is the calliope any good outside of stomping infantries? can the gun even fight anything remotely threatening?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally a better version of the Panzerwefer and Katyusha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                right, putting it that way i can see its use.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's overall much less efficient than actual tanks, or even dozers
                Not awful, just not meta
                Slightly worse at its job in echange for some extra durability

                haven't played since spring, even then i was never into it enough ot watch comp 1v1 actively. i just know i racked up like 500hrs in 1 month or some shit and i never was super impressed by mg42. seemed kinda like a "if you can afford it, buy it. makes your unit better in every way" kind of thing

                An mg42 will provide 80% of tmgrenadiers stationary dps

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No, it's overall much less efficient than actual tanks, or even dozers
                yeah, that's what i thought
                >Not awful
                you sure? name something worthwhile it can beat that makes it not awful

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Against Wehrmacht's very limited squad size and reliancy on veterancy and weapon squads it can be very useful if your opponent is lacking in recon power (say, you destroyed its 222), especially since Wehrmacht is way less comfortable with double Panzer IV crutches for anti infantry

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                should've added. exclude infantry! because even i can beat inf by clown carring on them with a flamethrower equipped engineer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are not going to do shit against a semi decent opponent at the stage in which the Calliope exist. The point of rocket artillery is the ability to instantly force infantry or risk a wipe. Wehrmacht's power resides in the late game proficiency of its mainline infantry and weapon squads when stationary, so rocket artillery can be a very powerful tool. The Calliope has lower alpha strike and range compared to the Katyusha, but can still heavily damage or wipe grenadiers and MG42s. The issue is a good player will hear/see and counter you unless you are very skilled and can fool him with truesight or overload its micro skills. This is why the Dozer or Sherman, more consistent, mobile and less prone to being punished, are overall far more efficient at countering enemy infantry.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah i figured
                >The Calliope has lower alpha strike and range compared to the Katyusha
                why do you say that?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because that's true

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i should've specified. why do you say the calliope has lower alpha strike potential than the katyusha? or did you mean lower range

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It has both
                Calliope delivers a payload over multiple seconds, and doesn't compare to the first burst of a katyusha
                Katyusha also has creeping barrage, creeping barrage is always on target even at max range

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and doesn't compare to the first burst of a katyusha
                and why is that? does the katyusha fire off more rockets per barrage?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Different stats with each rocket
                The Katyusha rocket does 80 damage in a radius of 1.75 meters from the point of impact
                The Calliope rocket in a radius of 0.75
                80 damage is the 1 hit kill radius

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah alright. don't think i ever thought that the calliope rockets doesn't have enough of AoE damage considering how fricking hard the tank lays it on them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here are the statistics of the rockets for each
                Left - Calliope
                Right - Katyusha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do you have this saved? do you refer to it often or something? why would someone sit on this info just like that?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not exactly hard to screenshot google

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so, that's what you did. aight, then now i'm following

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://coh2.serealia.ca/

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                right, i remember that site. the info on there never told me much tbh, i just play based on gut feeling lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks dude

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >also go back
          hey, they're talking about the game there atleast. Ganker (you) 0 - plebbit 1

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they're talking about the game there atleast
            are you stupid?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this you?
      https://gyazo.com/61bcd88071db77c4f677a5bc378898d7

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Missed a CoH thread
    Damn
    Any OKW flaktrack rush gigachad here besides me?
    Favourite doctrine?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OKW - feuersturm
      Wehr - encirclement

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Encirclement. I ain't no b***h.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK happened with COH 3, bros? It should have been awesome.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't expect anything to release functional ever since like... 2016? give it 10 years and maybe they'll come up with something as obvious as being able to put gun crews inside a flak track like it took CoH2 lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wasted precious multiplayer resources to pander to total war homosexuals and consoleBlack folk

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pander to total war homosexuals
        how is CoH3 doing that?
        >and consoleBlack folk
        wait, it's on console? why?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how is CoH3 doing that?
          they made an half assed total war campaign, ending up cutting most of it too
          >wait, it's on console? why?
          because publisher

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they made an half assed total war campaign, ending up cutting most of it too
            gonna be real with you. i think it's more a case of "the natural evolution" of making a campaign for a RTS game. i've never looked at the coh3 campaign whatsoever so i don't know how similar it is to a total war campaign. but my point still stands
            >ending up cutting most of it too
            bruh wtf

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is coh3 single player mode worth a playthrough?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yo wtf, i just learned that you can no longer crush your enemy's inf models. that fricking sucks
    what are your guys thoughts on it though? too abusable?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing USF against Ostheer/OKW always seems very one sided for USF.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so, has anyone here bought coh3? like atleast touched it?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Panther is taken out
    >quit game
    IT'S THAT SIMPLE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bitchmade

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It only feels like yesterday I was watching the USF trailer and thinking RTS isn't a dead genre yet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >saying that about a DLC trailer
      that's wild lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Felt like a crime that US didn't come in the base game when German and US matches were god-tier in CoH.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah and i don't blame you coming from coh1 as well. like no one really relates to having to play the soviets and shit. saving private ryan isn't named saving private pyotr

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and thinking RTS isn't a dead genre yet.
      what's your opinion today? considering that spiritual sequel to starcraft/warcraft is being made by former blizzard employees

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The return of RTS won't come from Blizzard and their employees, the mentality they have in making games is somewhat flawed imo. If anything, if RTS were to have a resurgence it'll come from pic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The return of RTS won't come from Blizzard and their employees
          yeah i don't think so either. anyone who does is just huffing copium tbh
          >If anything, if RTS were to have a resurgence it'll come from pic.
          why do you say that? first time i've heard of it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nor only is it free it's also open-source and have a very tight-knit community that can only grow AND a healthy number of pro players emerging from the scene globally (usually just Germans and Americans). That's a recipe for success, only matter is when.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's also open-source
              a open source game? must be the first time i've heard of that being a thing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn, i just decided to look up on their site and shit. i looked up how many "infantry" units they had. and bro, that list is fricking stacked

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    about the t34 calliope sherman discussion. can anyone confirm this?
    https://gyazo.com/1a9723851c39f677b73c65f95c170350

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh right, speaking of the king tiger. last time i was playing this, i saw a king tiger die thanks to a normal mortar shell lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hiroshimoot banned you or something?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you asking because i use gyazo links? i do it because i don't want to clutter up my hard drive with photos i'll never have use for again lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is coh1

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao right

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm thinking about going to bed. if this thread so be it

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey
    i'm stealing your resources and you don't know where i am

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FIND WHOEVER IS PULLING THIS SHIT. THE MAYOR'S UP MY ASS IN THIS ONE!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        OPS, wrong pic. i'm tired as shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FART INTO THE RADIO!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        had to look it up and yeah, no shit, it's actually real lmao

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pure Panzerfusilier start
    most based strat ever
    basically a huge bet that you have massive advntage with knowledge of map and micro but I love it, it pays off when I have 4 vetted g43 panzerfusiliers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god, frick that strat lmfao. just one massive blob of attack moving all over the place

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and micro
        what micro? point at one panzerfusilier g43 spammer doing this one thing called micro

        at the level I play, blobbing is the weakest possible strategy. panzerfusilier stats is the opposite, I have to carefully pick any engagement in order to be at best possible position to mp drain the opponent and keep field presence with my very underpowered early game squads.
        most players mix them with volksgrenadiers because of how weak their early game is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >at the level I play, blobbing is the weakest possible strategy
          yeah i figured lmao, no way that playstyle can be sustainable vs people who actually know what they're doing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It isn't. I usually have to call an early mg34 before the 4th panzerfusiliers not to get crushed
            Sometimes I will get in the zone and perfectly position with utmost efficiency my panzerfusiliers in a map with very convenient garrisons/cover, and manage to go for a 4th pf into flaktrack.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and micro
      what micro? point at one panzerfusilier g43 spammer doing this one thing called micro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i knew it. you can't

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going to bed. thanks for showing up everyone

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