Controllers have finally been solved. This is perfection.

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pooping has finally been solved. this is perfection

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong image

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that supposed to be longer, or shorter than a regular toilet?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gamepad gays are the Indians of gaming

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those stupid Xclusive nAmes™ always get me.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$180
    lol, I could buy an entire console for that. a pretty recent one too. i'll be happy with my $20 chinktroller, thank you very much.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dualshock-style controller with a probably actually good d-pad
    interdasting

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Controllers have finally been solved. This is perfection.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        bawd

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      look if I can't bludgeon a man to death with my controller, it just isn't a good controller.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s just a dual sense that’s has a bunch of extra buttons I’ll never press and $100 added to the price tag

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so we just made it more mouse-like

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Two hundred dollarydoos plus tip
    >Bluetooth
    >No gyro
    >No Hall sticks
    >Back paddles AND back buttons, which can only be remapped to other buttons
    >No replaceable battery
    >No charging dock

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      5th point is on Microsoft for making xinput a piece of shit that doesn't support anything that the xpad doesn't

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never EVER buy anything from SCUF or corsair, they're scummy as frick.

    SCUF, a small company owned by Corsair, owns over 120 patents (plus another 50 that are pending) for controllers, most of which are for back buttons.[1] Their back button patents range from just having 2 buttons on the back of a controller[2], to having 8 buttons of all different shapes and sizes and use cases[3] and everything in between.[4]
    They sued Valve in 2015 over the Steam Controller's use of back paddles, and won the lawsuit in 2020 getting just over $4mil USD and forcing Valve to stop sales of the controller[5] (this is why Valve were selling them for $5 at the end of 2019, to get rid of all the stock).
    Every controller with back buttons/paddles has to pay SCUF/Corsair to license their patent, which is why only the $150-200 highend versions of the Xbox/PlayStation controllers have them. Essentially Corsair's patent trolling is holding back back buttons from becoming a standard feature on controllers.
    The 2 and 4 back button patents expire in 2031 and 2034 respectively.

    [1] - https://scufgaming.com/patents
    [2] - https://patents.google.com/patent/US11278797B2
    [3] - https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=US289828270
    [4] - https://patents.google.com/patent/US9492744B2/ and https://patents.google.com/patent/US20220062756A1 and about 100 others
    [5] - https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/6186428/ironburg-inventions-ltd-v-valve-corporation/

    In 2021 the appeals court found that one of Valve's evidence for prior art[1], which had been denied to be used in the trial, should be allowed and that the board should reconsider Valve's arguments based off this new evidence.[2]

    [1] - https://web.archive.org/web/20101022215104/https://www.xboxer360.com/features/review-scuf-xbox-360-controller/
    [2] - https://www.finnegan.com/a/web/qWGNoCwWY9tgCj8nWpvdDK/35veCd/201315_valvecorporation_v_ironburginventions.pdf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks
      this is why i support chinks violating IP
      keeps shit affordable for the rest of us

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same, but it is unfortunate that games will never be designed with back buttons in mind because of this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet another exhibit that we were doomed from the start and you should just try to enjoy what we have while it lasts because it's going to get a lot worse and only you will determine the moral compass of your social circle as progress becomes even more antisocial and every facet of reality deteriorates.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patent trolling is something that's existed for as long as the patent office has been a thing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so pathetic what the frick, frick this company. I think the steam controller was pretty good and could use some tweaks but I can't believe it shut down production so quickly. Now I know why. Fricking buttholes

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this homie doesn't even have hall effect sticks.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Symmetrical
    Into the dumpster it goes

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drifts in 1 year
    FINALLY SOLVED *until warranty ends

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >iCUE build in
    That shit crashes every 5 minutes and no update seems to fix it.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rainbow shit
      thats for tranoids, i choose the controler

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keyboard and mouse is for office work

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it have a gyro though

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      asking the real question here anon

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$180 for a controller
    >a wireless controller at that

    There are insane specialized controllers for some genres for barely more than that. Why would I buy a general controller for that much. Am I paying an extra $120 for a good d-pad, a bit more responsiveness, and some extra buttons. Ironically it has a lot of the features that the Deck controls have.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Concave d-pad
    why would they ruin a good design with this shit?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For those of you who might mistake what is obviously designed to mislead you into thinking it's a touch pad.
    It is in fact, not.
    It's literally nothing.
    There is also no Gyro, despite being a PC controller and that being a gargantuan plus since you can actually use it in every game.
    And no hall effect sticks either.
    You're paying a $80 premium for 4 buttons on the back that can be assigned to act as the face buttons with their software.
    TL;DR
    It's an even bigger scam than their usual scam.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Scorpion is a Pennsylvania citizen
      Explains the bloody mindedness

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is this getting shilled so much

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is overpriced, they are desperate to find anyone to buy this thing.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >180 US dollars
    Anyone who buys this piece of shit is, literally, moronic.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't care i'm still gonna buy a gameSIR for 3500 rupees

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly 200 bucks
    >no gyro
    >no hall effect
    >by Scuf
    >iCue bullshit
    >symmetrical sticks
    When did perfection get redefined to mean "utter trash"?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >symmetrical sticks
      while i agree with the rest i have never understood the logic behind people hating on the symmetrical sticks.
      It just works.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Symmetrical sticks means asymmetrical thumb placement

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          why not move the right stick up too then?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then the sticks wouldn't be symmetrical anymore

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's simply people who grew up with the 360 as their first console.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, i had a ps1 and ps2
          this changed my opinion while I was playing Fable

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I loved that chunky frick of a controller.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you mean playstation and the dualshock

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I grew up with the PS1 (so first dualshock), PS2 and PS3. I always found the xbox controller much better.
          Only thing I prefer is the denomation of the buttons (R1/R2-L1/L2-triangle/x/circle/square).

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >180 bucks
    >no hall effect joysticks
    You can just buy a PS4 controller, get hall effect sticks from Aliexpress and get the same controller. Hell, even better, because unlike this garbage it actually has touchpad and gyro.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bunch of basic shit with added on flowery words that every controller has
    >dude that'll be $200 with tax bro 😉

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le hall effects
    Overblown issue. I still have 360 and ps3 controllers that have perfect sticks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      earlier dualshock 3s had HE modules

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is literally the number one way to get around the engineering problem with sticks that chink scammers sell to controller manufacturers by cheaping out and making things that grind apart.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I have 360 controller that drift, your point being?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine using a fricking D-PAD above Analog AHHAHAHAHA

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    are the sticks easily replaceable?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$179.99
    Never gonna pay more than $50 for a pad and that's pushing it.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bluetooth or 2.4G
    >dock station
    >gyro
    >god-tier software
    >hall effect
    >analog above d-pad
    >SIXTY FRICKING BUCKS
    >60$
    You all kneel before the best controller avaliable

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      are the sticks easily replaceable?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shaped like a fat dildo and creaks like your mothers bed at night
      It's trash.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Give me one controller that beats 8bitdo U unter that pricetag and I'll cuck your wife for free this weekend

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit tier BT per 8bitdo
      shit tier dpad

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off shill

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >third party dreck
    >$180

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >180 bucks for a chinkware piece of plastic

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SCUF
    >constantly heard from this board that their $200 controllers broke
    >no hall effect sticks
    >holding back back paddles/buttons becoming a standard controller layout because of their patents
    >$180

    Frick off. How can you hold the patent for back paddles/buttons but still have shitty back paddles/buttons?

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the N64 controller pic

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d pay $100 but no more

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buttons?features? comfort? no that's le bad
    >ugly square hunk of hard plastic with gyro that only works on 1 game? oh my science now this is what I'm talking about!
    Ganker really is filled with tendies isn't it? You're willing to settle for low quality Mad Catz-tier slop as long as it has the bing bing gimmick. Heaven forbid the thing you're holding actually feels good in your hands to use.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      gyro controllers are becoming more popular in mainstream fps even on PC because autoaim is stronger than ever, there's a reason a lot of pro controllers are designed for that segment
      its like how keyboards are more popular than ever for arcade games now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where? Almost none of the more popular FPS games even implement gyro as an option and the only shooter where gyro is even encouraged is Splatoon.

        What console FPS games ARE starting to implement however is Mouse and Keyboard support.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats why people use tools like rewasd or the controller's software to hack in mouse movement with gyro
          i dont play these games at all but review after review of these controllers talk about it when all i care for is dpad performance and latency so it must be important to the people who buy them

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All that tech crammed into a $200 controller and they still cheaped out and used Alpine Alps cheapass potentiometers in the analog sticks making it's lifespan effectively one month of use and rendering all that other tech pointless. Sad.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you buy this instead of 3-4 solid chinese ones you have a serious case of dogbrain.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or just get 3 Dualshock or Xbox controllers, that shit will literally last you decades

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I buy OEM controllers that last the lifespan of 3-4 chink controllers combined.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        chink controllers gained traction because OEM ones kept failing AND more expensive

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OEM controllers
        The original manufacturers of Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony controllers are all Chinese factories you moron. Many of these "chink" controllers are made in the very same factories as the originals.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And those OEM controllers have baseline quality standards and designs that need to be met. These dogshit chink controllers don't. Yeah yeah everything is is assembled in china but it's certainly not designed there and they have much looser standards for the shit they create for themselves. Compared to when they actually have to adhere to Microsoft/Sony/Nintendo's designs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >OEM controllers have baseline quality standards and designs that need to be met

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have one of this?
    They have so many kind of controllers I'm struggling to choose wich one to buy. My DualShock 4 is starting to show it's age.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      only the 2.4ghz M30 is good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had one once and it keep getting problem after problem
      kept disconnecting midgamee at full charge
      I kept downloading firmware upsates for it but it did jack shit

      Never buying one again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just bought the cheap wireless one to use on my PC a couple weeks ago. No serious problems so far. It's a little small but that's the worst of it

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for a non-chinese company to make one

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Symmetrical
    Gross.
    Where are the hall effect sticks?

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Hall sticks
    >No gyro
    >$180
    >PC only

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how can you make a controller PC only? What happen when you plug it into a Xbox?

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DilatationStation layout.
    NO

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy the chingchong 2
    >thumbsticks feel fricking grainy and b button is sticky out of the box
    >doesn't get better after 2 weeks of use, b-button gets worse
    >send it back
    >new one comes with the same issues except the bumper is also depressed now
    >refund it
    What Ganker fails to tell you about these chink controllers is that the quality control is beyond trash. What's the point in having indestructible sticks if the rest of the controller is garbage? At least with an original xbox/ps controller I can edit the deadzones and squeeze a few more years of life out of them. There's no coping your way out of chinkshit corner cutting.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just don't understand why you'd buy chinkshit instead of an Xbox/Sony/Nintendo controller which will last you a minimum of 5 years

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. b***h all you want about muh stick drift, the the official controllers are unmatched when it comes to their shell designs and overall quality control. With these chinkshits you have to play the lottery until you get a decent one.

        I can't imagine any of these chinkshit controllers lasting 5 years. A controller with perfect sticks but broken everything else is still just a paper weight.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$180
    >no turbo
    >no macro

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people care about hall effect sticks all of a sudden?
    You never hear anyone talk fondly about the Dreamcast stick. Barely anyone knows about that one batch of DS3 with hall effect sticks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do people care about hall effect sticks all of a sudden?
      Because stick drift is in everything now and really common.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because stick drift is in everything now and really common.
        More like because everyone is paranoid about Stick Drift since Joycon release.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Because stick drift is in everything now and really common.
        More like because everyone is paranoid about Stick Drift since Joycon release.

        There's basically two kinds of issues modern analog sticks can have.
        >stick drift
        This is a Joycon-exclusive issue where the contact pads inside the stick get worn out due to shitty design.
        It affects literally no other analog sticks.
        >getting loose over time
        Has absolutely frick all to do with whether the stick has magnets or pots inside of it.
        Either way they're both centered with springs and those springs get loose over time. Some spring designs are better and some are worse, however hall effect by itself does literally nothing to help this.

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >symmetrical sticks

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No hall effect sticks? Into the trash. I would've loved an Xbox controller with a ps layout, but no hall effect no buy. Tired of analog drift.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Corsair
    >mechanical buttons that work like mouse-clicks
    So half of the buttons will stop working with in a month?

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does it not have gyro? Better luck next time I guess

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So far, the Xbox 360 still seems to be the best controller made. Steam controller is nice, but could use refinement. Unfortunate that Corsair is a bunch of fricks, apparently. Never knew about why they stopped making them.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no gyro
    >shitty Dpad
    >no back buttons
    lmao

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh bro where is the track pad?

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >icue
    so it barely works

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no hall effect sticks
    and in the trash it goes

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no hall sticks
    Worthless trash.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nonslip grip
    >durability
    no, you can leave those in a drawer without touching them and they become a sticky fricking mess
    the people want textured PBT, and only textured PBT
    but you won't do that because you're cheap, you're just going to dip ABS in the rubberized plastic shit

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just get gamesir g7 se. Cheap, hall effect analogilues and triggers and wired for max input latency or just gulikit kingkong 2 pro with hall efdect analogues, wireless capability and solid build

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like that gamesir controller with hall effect sticks and colored buttons, but that is a wired controller
    is there a wireless version of that controller?

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no hall effect sticks
    lmfao

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no trackpads
    A lot of shill threads for this piece of trash lately

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do any controllers have track pads apart from the Steam controller?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A few, including one really funky one.

        Doesn't bother me. I got mine. I use my PS5 for precision 2D platformers. I paid the scapler tax for these things as I missed the $5 sale, and that's still better than the piece of garbage the OP posted.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope no moron actually spends $200 on a xontroller

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is like they took all of the things that people regularly complain about and made it into a single controller.
    >Symmetric sticks
    >No gyro
    >Center of controller is wasted on a fake track pad
    >Inflated cost
    >Potentiometer analog sticks
    >Probably won't work with Steam Input or similar mapping software

    Maybe a few of these won't matter to an individual, like how I prefer symmetric sticks, but it would be hard to find anyone left still interested after filtering through the whole list of problems.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why shill for a corporstion that has no idea or care of who you are
    you have been repeating this thread all day

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