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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know what's fun about this reply

      no one listens to it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah just like no one will buy your shit game

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not my game and i think it's shit as well but there's literally nothing illegal or rule breaking about talking about VIDEO GAMES on the VIDEO GAMES board.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people say this about indies, but not the massive giga corps with tons of money to employ legions of shills?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        AAA have the right to shill.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who do you think are the ones saying it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the joke is that indies are poor and have to personally shill their own games

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          they have to market their games or else it would be invisible, a lot of indies just shill their games to youtubers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I say it in triple-slop game threads. And then anons act like they take offence at the notion, that big corpos might sneakily advertise here.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        chink gachas already pay Ganker for the right to spam their blatant advertisement threads ( - which is explicitly against the rules) 24/7

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      While it does look alright, I've never seen a single mention of this game in my life before today, which happens to be the day it came out, and I go into threads about indies and upcoming releases pretty often. Honestly I'd much rather a dev shamelessly shill here than beat around the bush. That said
      >Metroidvania
      No thanks. So many solid-looking Action Platfomers instantly lose my interest this way, what a shame.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've never seen a single mention of this game in my life before today
        The dev likes to shill his game on Ganker. Did so last year and I think I've even seen him post some webms of it in the indie dev webm threads that pop up once in a while.
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/605466214/#605471671
        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/605502925/

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          people are complaining about the art but i like it, it fits the dystopian horror theme and you feel disturbed about it the entire game

          too many "dystopian" games feel too pristine and clean, lacking that "-ick" factor to it

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game looks ugly and I thought she'd look cute or pretty from op pic but know it just looks shit.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I'll bite. Is it troony coded?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but it looks like shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has a talking vegana na'vi, it is newgrounds esque and i like it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off poltard

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't contain disdain for [current narrative] to a single board, israelite.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a reasonable question. Some people just don't resonate with that stuff.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are old school, man hating lesbian TERF's so i doubt it

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't talk about video games on Ganker unless you're shitting on them, mister marketer

  5. 5 months ago
    Jason Callan Youtube

    >lit
    Thanks for outing yourself as a boomer homosexual shill.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get woke go broke.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 minutes in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OHNONONO COOKIESISTERS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???????

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0:38

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thicc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inflation fetish attack
      I will now search for fetish art of your game on deviant art

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in the frick.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bull dyke lesbian shit
    Hard pass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 minutes in

      her lesbian gf dies after being raped to death by the bad guy and you kill him at the end by stomping his balls

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Need more of this in video games. The lesbian being snuff raped part.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the bad guy
        never playing queer trash

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nimona if she robot.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BONER FOR NIMONA
      >SHE UNDERAGE UUUOOO-AH
      >DO TO HER RYONA
      >IN A HOUSE A STONE-A

      KING TUT

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beautiful.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is your waifu of the month, Ganker. Say 'hi'!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      b***h built like a 2011's era tumblr OC

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The marketing outright says "I'm not your waifu" so at least we know she's not meant to be attractive.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the rapist billionaire uggo'd her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built like a bowling pin.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no it doesn't lol, I got interested by the steam cover art and then I clicked the video and it looked worse than a flash game

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I looked up the trailer and I like how because this b***h is ugly and it's "subversive" they can have near constant pantyshots throughout the game with not a peep from the moral crowd. Makes it pretty obvious the problem is hot women with pantyshots, not pantyshots themselves. You can probably make as depraved and sexual a game as you want so long as the chicks are ugly and no one will give a shit.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >creates a thread about new game
    >does not attach trailer
    >forcing anyone slightly interested to look this up themselves on google or youtube
    >therefore manipulating algorithms to increase visibility of a video to a search engine, so it would more often pop up in autofill and reccomendations
    How about: no, frick off, buy an ad, you troony Black person homosexual.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pic in op looks mildly interesting
    >it’s just more sidescroller Metroidvania slop
    Yawn. There are other genres to explore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name not an overused genre.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mecha action.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh damn cookie clicker finally got a sequel?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHINGER CHANGER

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its well-drawn and animated but really ugly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=NSvXcfyGI2Gap1Uf

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game is 5 hours long
        WEW

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          says the guy with 900 unfinished games in their steam library

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey. Shut up.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              How about you play something!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        just like ameritard cartoons - decent animation, but ugly deformed artstyle

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been on my wishlist for a while, didn't even notice it releasing. For sure the kinda thing I will pick up in a year or two when it goes on sale for 5 bucks.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit, I ain't even gonna pirate it.

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