Cookie Run Games: Oh No You Doughnt!

Welcome to a thread involving all sorts of cookie-related games! Here's what we know:

Ovenbreak
>Yogurt Cream is sick with Ligma - Find the cure and do it with a smile!
>Meet Centipede Cookie, an assassin with a big head!
>New costumes for Lilac, Scorpion and Chili Pepper!
>Great Doughnut Ball King's Invasion - Bounce and roll your way into infamy!
>Birthday Cake Cookie has been voted least untrustworthy!
>You have 50 days left to exchange or open your chests and potions!
>Prepare for Peppercorn Cookie releasing soon! - One of the least edible cookies!
>Suicide Bomber Jelly - Changed But Not Forgotten!
>Breakout maps have been altered!
>Raid Run single player along with tweaks!
Kingdom
>Triple Cone Cup Story event! Get randomly chosen to a school you didn't want and play arena to get the story and goods! Most events end in 39 days!
>Romance Kingdom ~Sugar Sweet Destiny~ April Fools School Dating sim! Canonically this game sucks!
>Meet Capsaicin Cookie (Super Epic)! - Meet Prune Juice Cookie (Epic)!
>Element Types added and modified!
>Mala Sauce gets a Magic Candy and a buff!
>New Trio Resonant Toppings for newly added cookies!
>Squirrel Shop Returns! Again! New Decors and goodies to trade for a new Special Treasure Blossoming Acorn Bomb
>Buffs to Chili Pepper Cookie and Elder Pilgrim's Torch Treasure!
Witch's Castle
>Where'd it go?
Oven Smash
>Silent since Feb
Braverse
>Announced!
>Will not replace PvZ Heroes in my heart!
Puzzle World
>Will outlast them all!

Now that's a lot of cookie product! How are you going to play and keep up with these six games? What will it take to make these new games succeed? Which one is going to hit End-Of-Service first? What are gonna be your favorite microtransactions? What's your trophy race rank? What's your favorite costume? What kind of cookie should Devsis create next? You ready to get funky? Discuss all things Cookie Run!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spring has arrived, and even Birthday Cake Cookie's abode has some spots that need a good dusting! Keeping your digs clean is helpful in both body and mind! Less clutter means more order! But be sure not to be unsafe while doing so! When cleaning or disinfecting, be sure to have a window or door open to provide air circulation! Be very careful with wet floors! Dry them cpletely before walking on them! When moving furniture or anything heavy, bend with your knees and not with your back! Lift with your legs and ask for help if you can! And of course, all this is very exhausting, so be sure to stay hydrated! It's practically exercise, so be sure to take plenty of breaks!

    Birthday Cake Cookie would like to remind you that the g in /crg/ stands for GAMES, not general! The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/! However, these threads are centered around MULTIPLE games of different genres! Cookie Run: Ovenbreak is a runner! Cookie Run: Kingdom is a townbuilding RPG! Cookie Run: Puzzle World is a match three puzzler! Soon this thread will also be talking about a fourth game, Cookie Run: Oven Smash, a battle royale shooter!
    These threads have never been to talk about a singular game! These threads are not generals and do not fit general specifics! Please keep this in mind forever, thank you!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The pets as toppins, is quite a spicy neat choice, OP!
      >How are you going to play and keep up with these six games?
      Easily by doing dailies (or the relevant weekiies with each game.) Real neat a feat to have max level cookies, pets, candies, treasures whenever possible!
      >What will it take to make these new games succeed?
      Honestly thinking of the few dolphins and the ever-rare whales that will support the game! Also hoping for a diligent update roadmap ahead to keep them interesting! The most important thing is if the sense of community is strong, because enjoying those games alone can be incredibly lonely sometimes.
      >Which one is going to hit End-Of-Service first?
      Probably Braverse, could be because of the historical reception of the Invocation Cards in OB as well as the big backlash with NFT interests and collabs under the CookieRun name.
      >What are gonna be your favorite microtransactions?
      OB's 8K rainbow cube bundle for ~$20, especially when it's released with the Rainbow Cube Piggy Bank! Definitely missed that event, haha!
      >What's your trophy race rank?
      Diamond 2, currently running a Max Lv. Treasure Flask, Centipede, and Ginseng with Lv11 Photocard, Max Lv Drakeling and Shell. Averaging about 550M-650M per run.
      >What's your favorite costume?
      In OB, Birthday Cake's Dazzling Candle Party, and in CRK, j-hope's default costume.
      >What kind of cookie should Devsis create next?
      A stroopwafel cookie would definitely be sweet, miss that Waffle Cookie Ovendrawing so much, fellas.
      >You ready to get funky?
      As we dance, by the moonlight!

      Ayy, of course! Thanks for the break reminder, whether it be for both cookie drawing or cookie gaming, haha!

      [...]
      Referencing her "Kyaoo" line was unintentional, but a nice fit. Glad you think so.

      [...]
      Anyway, I'll also bump the prompt if anyone has more Human on Girl Cookie writing ideas to share with me. No promises on them being fleshed out or made into an actual story via comm or me doing it myself, but having more isn't a hinderance, and gives me an excuse to flesh out short ideas like that.

      That's the spice! Definitely looking forward to those short stories, do love me some vanilla legendary romance yes!

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Alright then, here you go! Extra Busty Hollyberry Coming through! I wonder what you Anons headcanon some Cookies heights in human scale would be like cause for me Hollyberry might as well be 9 feet tall.

    Spring has arrived, and even Birthday Cake Cookie's abode has some spots that need a good dusting! Keeping your digs clean is helpful in both body and mind! Less clutter means more order! But be sure not to be unsafe while doing so! When cleaning or disinfecting, be sure to have a window or door open to provide air circulation! Be very careful with wet floors! Dry them cpletely before walking on them! When moving furniture or anything heavy, bend with your knees and not with your back! Lift with your legs and ask for help if you can! And of course, all this is very exhausting, so be sure to stay hydrated! It's practically exercise, so be sure to take plenty of breaks!

    Birthday Cake Cookie would like to remind you that the g in /crg/ stands for GAMES, not general! The rules state that threads that talk about a specific game are considered generals, which belong on /vg/! However, these threads are centered around MULTIPLE games of different genres! Cookie Run: Ovenbreak is a runner! Cookie Run: Kingdom is a townbuilding RPG! Cookie Run: Puzzle World is a match three puzzler! Soon this thread will also be talking about a fourth game, Cookie Run: Oven Smash, a battle royale shooter!
    These threads have never been to talk about a singular game! These threads are not generals and do not fit general specifics! Please keep this in mind forever, thank you!

    >How are you going to play and keep up with these six games?
    I probably won't!I ended up quitting Puzzle World since I found it boring at some point after being done with their levels and they didn't add more...
    >What will it take to make these new games succeed?
    First: Good marketing! Which at least previously their CEOs and such didn't really have degrees on those as far as I'm aware
    Second: A team that can actually keep up with all the things they're making! They're spreading themselves too thing on the games they already have and things like Deadcide that they developed went with zero notice by the public, I did see ONE ad of it... on a Sponsored Youtuber essay video...
    >Which one is going to hit End-Of-Service first?
    Calling it on Puzzle World IF Witch's Castle does somehow well since it'll probably try to replace it.
    >What are gonna be your favorite microtransactions?
    Probably a pass if it's worth it unironically... but of course the Only Crystals and Rainbow Cubes packages are usually the best for what they give.
    >What's your trophy race rank?
    I haven't played much recently, but it was Remember Diamond 1?
    >What's your favorite costume?
    Brave Tuxedo if it was actual clothing instead of Icing... Just thinking of any Randomly I'd say Pirate Overlord because for me he looks slightly better than the original look
    >What kind of cookie should Devsis create next?
    JUST A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE GOD DAMMIT IT'S SO SIMPLE.
    >You ready to get funky?
    Let's get those P-Ranks.
    Also going to be stuck in exams these next weeks so a bit of a slowdown in drawings... thread might probably survive when I'm done so might do requests later if you want some.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Any point in getting back into Kingdom? Always felt like that game lacked something compared to OB but it might just be me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oops. Didn't mean to quote anon. Very soz!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yeah, buff granny thanks as always anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's got to be something she can do on that free time...

      Not sure if you are still here but I love your art! Do you post it anywhere besides here? I tried to reverse image search it but with no results. I wish I could see all of it in one place.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh Hi there, many thanks for the compliments! Been here for a good long while but just this year I've started posting some of my works on @FromAriels on Twitter, I don't really like to shill on a thread cause Anon etiquette and all (there's even some works I've done on the past being posted as images here too lol, I appreciate You guys from liking them enough to save them!) but thanks a lot!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I am not really a regular around these parts but everytime I remembered that there was a Cookie Run thread and went to these threads every single time I saw you posting and being in love with your stuff. Every single time trying to reverse search with no results too but being too shy to ask. Thanks giving me the link, I will treasure it. Keep up the good shit!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    still had the original file and saw interest so here's a gift, colored version.
    shoutouts to the other anon with the transparent version btw, that was neat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nvrmnd ignore that I'm a moron, thought I exported the transparent one, this one should be good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You did a super amazing job in this animation! Very insipiring to also try to do some myself!

        I just wanna shoutout all the artists who draw Pizza Cookie with mind melting breasts, you're the reason I get up in the morning

        I'll be sure to make more of her once I'm done with irl stuff, she's fun to draw.

        Frick yeah, buff granny thanks as always anon.

        Man Imagine a huge buff queen grandma lifting you with just her biceps...
        Frick it, Bigger edit, she can probably lift Wildberry like this now:
        https://files.catbox.moe/0z2n6u.png

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nvrmnd ignore that I'm a moron, thought I exported the transparent one, this one should be good.

      Thank you so much! I really appreciate your efforts for Birthday Cake Cookie!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And all is well now!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna shoutout all the artists who draw Pizza Cookie with mind melting breasts, you're the reason I get up in the morning

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How are you going to play and keep up with these six games?
    I probably won't play all, it depends if they seem fun. I'm not really interested for Witch's Castle but Project B seems fun (if that didn't got canned).
    >What will it take to make these new games succeed? Which one is going to hit End-Of-Service first?
    Luck and marketing, issue is that they need to be fun, if not, why bother? They also need to balance all their projects well and not leave projects in the dust. The first one to die is probably gonna be Witch's Oven, I would say Puzzle World but we all know that one is eternal.
    >What are gonna be your favorite microtransactions?
    The new games will be unplayable for f2p players if Devsis is desperate so whatever makes me advanced in the games.
    >What's your trophy race rank?
    I think I was diamond 1 last time I checked.
    >What's your favorite costume?
    OB: Sage of Ivies
    Kingdom: ZZ Skull
    >What kind of cookie should Devsis create next?
    Worcestershire Sauce Cookie because it would be a funny name.
    >You ready to get funky?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Referencing her "Kyaoo" line was unintentional, but a nice fit. Glad you think so.

    [...]

    Anyway, I'll also bump the prompt if anyone has more Human on Girl Cookie writing ideas to share with me. No promises on them being fleshed out or made into an actual story via comm or me doing it myself, but having more isn't a hinderance, and gives me an excuse to flesh out short ideas like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well if that's the case maybe something with Pizza making a delivery but messing up giving their cursed "Restaurant Specialty" for cookies instead of a normal pizza since she was tired but making it up with her own "crusts" or maybe tipping her also makes her breasts to grow but that's a bit fetishy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't know much about Pizza Cookie, but the cliche pizza scenario can be made fun of!

        >Anon is excited when he learns that there is Pizza in Earthbread
        >Hasn't had any in a good long while, and orders immediately, expecting to reunite with his favorite food
        >Pizza Cookie came and went with the delivery, she seems a bit exhausted, moreso than usual
        >Pizza turns out to be the 'cursed speciality,' not Pepperoni like he wanted
        >Still edible, but gives it 3/5 stars for mistaken order and odd taste of the restaurant specialty.
        >Makes a note to not send tired employees into a job
        >Next day knocking on door occurs
        >It's Pizza Cookie, looking upset, yet confused at you
        >Her boss gave her today off as something called 'PTO,' which she does not know what the hell it is, but it meant that she'll be paid in full regardless today
        >Told her to use it to 'persuade' the 3 star review into 5 star.
        >...
        >Do cookies not know what paid time off is?
        >She usually spends her day delivering pizza, and nights are for studying only
        >Seems like your review gave her a day of free time, or at least a day of her trying to get you to change the 3 star to 5 star
        A bit stumped as to how to turn it lewd from there, but I guess I'll have to read up on her story to make it fit if I go further.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Told her to use it to 'persuade' the 3 star review into 5 star.
          Best way to do it would be giving a free sample on the stuffed buns from the delivery girl.
          >I'll have to read up on her story to make it fit if I go further.
          Please do, she's got a very fun story so she became one of my favorites over time.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ho ho, love that sketch.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's got to be something she can do on that free time...

            Oh wow, I'm not sure if the brainstorming was a direct influence to this piece, but that is a nice cookie with big honking tiddies dough. I especially like the shading you did on her hair and clothes; they compliment her form very nicely.
            Yeah your idea is probably the most straightforward of the other things I thought of. I was thinking of a excuse to use for the two to bond outside of (presumably) really good cookie sex, but I guess simple works if it gets confusing.
            I'll make a note of it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm not sure if the brainstorming was a direct influence to this piece, but that is a nice cookie with big honking tiddies dough
              Thanks! I'm just horny for Pizza Cookie so wanted to draw her a bit more.

              No regrets.

              The Jelly shapes that look like the cookies are cute! Though now it also makes me think of this April Fools event making them doughnut balls...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's got to be something she can do on that free time...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >busty
            >heels
            Diamonds.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >busty
            >heels
            Diamonds.

            I mean, heels are certified sexo, but not comfortable for running.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She goes on her bike most of the time, not like Titzas that size would be comfortable for running either way, she know what she does.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Human on Kumiho Cookie idea is currently under consideration from one author. No promises unfortunately.

      Don't know much about Pizza Cookie, but the cliche pizza scenario can be made fun of!

      >Anon is excited when he learns that there is Pizza in Earthbread
      >Hasn't had any in a good long while, and orders immediately, expecting to reunite with his favorite food
      >Pizza Cookie came and went with the delivery, she seems a bit exhausted, moreso than usual
      >Pizza turns out to be the 'cursed speciality,' not Pepperoni like he wanted
      >Still edible, but gives it 3/5 stars for mistaken order and odd taste of the restaurant specialty.
      >Makes a note to not send tired employees into a job
      >Next day knocking on door occurs
      >It's Pizza Cookie, looking upset, yet confused at you
      >Her boss gave her today off as something called 'PTO,' which she does not know what the hell it is, but it meant that she'll be paid in full regardless today
      >Told her to use it to 'persuade' the 3 star review into 5 star.
      >...
      >Do cookies not know what paid time off is?
      >She usually spends her day delivering pizza, and nights are for studying only
      >Seems like your review gave her a day of free time, or at least a day of her trying to get you to change the 3 star to 5 star
      A bit stumped as to how to turn it lewd from there, but I guess I'll have to read up on her story to make it fit if I go further.

      I might just do this one on my own. It gives me an excuse to also try to write something different for once.

      [...]
      [...]
      I don't know why, but seeing these three back to back made me think of a dumb outline.

      >Be shrunken down human anon
      >Out in the bar drinking rootbeer at night
      >Apparently cookies here don't have real alcohol, but at least it still tastes good
      >Peppercorn Cookie, however, is acting somewhat buzzed, moreso than usual when you two go out drinking
      >Perhaps it's something only cookies can get drunk on
      >Regardless, Peppercorn rubs up to your shoulder in a smirk, talking about her recent escapades and of the bounty on her head
      >You don't know why having a bounty was something to brag about.
      >You certainly had been through enough drama in that regard
      >Peppercorn tries getting your attention, pulling the 'save you from drying up in the desert after find your shipwrecked ass' card
      >Frankly, you say to her that helping someone that didn't look like a cookie seemed like a bad idea here of all places, especially with so many bandit cookies and clans running about
      >she agrees, but she mentions that you clearly came from overseas, so you couldn't be all that bad
      >not to mention, he did choose to save her from the Centipede King that one time, instead of ditching her for the valuables nearby
      >You just don't like leaving people that help behind, that's all
      >Peppercorn laughs, despite warning you that someday someone will take advantage of that, maybe even her
      >She pokes around your back, realizing that you feel very stiff, much harder than the times she touched you before
      >She tries getting you to relax, she likes you soft than hard. You can trust her after all that, really
      >That's not why I'm tense.
      >She asks why, before seeing the blush on your cheek
      >Leads to flirting and teasing, despite her being a cookie
      >Pushing her bust into your back, whispering into your ears
      >she gets you to admit what you like about her despite the writing on the wall
      >Clearly she had enough to drink, so you get a room for her to sleep off
      >She persuades you to be with her

      I got the greenlight from a different author to try out this story starting June.

      And I got the greenlight from a different author to tackle the Moonlight Cookie on human idea. No date sadly. Regardless, I'll post the end result of anything I get here. But expect everything to be vanilla.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are costumes important? or can i just pull if i like them?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't that important, the bonus points are nice but they won't give you any important advantages if at all since just basic jellies give you thousands of points already, just get what you like to see.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yea they are you assert your dominance on other players with them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How are you going to play and keep up with these six games?
      I'll try them all but in the end I'll surely only play OB.
      >What will it take to make these new games succeed?
      Marketing and good gameplay.
      >Which one is going to hit End-Of-Service first?
      I feel like Ovensmash will fail hard, not because of the game itself but the poor management. I'm sure they'll force you to whale in order to play at a decent level.
      >What are gonna be your favorite microtransactions?
      Cheap subscription with great value is best.
      >What's your trophy race rank?
      Probably around challenger 3 or 2. I only run for the weekly mission and there were shitty map in all rotations for the last 2 or 3 seasons so I can't be bothered.
      >What's your favorite costume?
      Cotton Candy Punkromantic
      >What kind of cookie should Devsis create next?
      Kimchi Cookie

      They are mandatory if you want to reach top 100.
      Otherwise it's only to flex on lucklets in guild/custom runs.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's strange how me finding a video about Licorice Cookie vibing led me to learning about this series

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what the hell is the deal with this dark matter final boss looking piece of shit?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i had the thought of someone ordering a pretty fricking expensive as shit pizza at the top of the tower of frozen waves and Pizza cookie must deliver it before dusk
    in a way, it fits to a T for the op pic

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all that
    If I don't pull Capsaicin Cookie tomorrow I'm just going to uninstall both games. All I do in ovenbreak is just log in and collect rainbow jellies from ads just to get a dupe epic costume. Kingdom it just feels like I constantly dig myself into a hole and have to dig out of it because of the finite resource slots to craft items that then get eaten up by trains/boats/wish tree. I get it's what makes you keep logging in and playing but the payoff just doesn't feel great anymore. My Kingdom guild is literally just me now too even though there's 30 people. I hit the wall and now it's time to see whether I splatter or swim.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is capsaicin cookie even worth pulling in the first place?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah apparently he's part of the meta along with Moonlight/Stardust/Pure Vanilla/Hollyberry/Sherbert. I just like his appearance more than anything.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        High damage tank with a built in insignia.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know you shouldn't put all of your 3ggs in one basket but, at the same time, Devsisterd is trying to expand way too much with Witch Castle. Oversmash and Braverse. Wouldn't it be better to just focus on Ovenbreak and Kingdom? Make them the best they can be.
    Also close down Puzzle World or make it not need online connection any more.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw I wanted to get more mileage to max out the new treasure but I literally can't obtain more because I have this much free pulls that don't give you mileage

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We need an Update in the Boobs and wiener tier list

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kaboom Cookie soon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >spastically throws pepper bombs everywhere
      destruction meta is back baby

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The comments
      Good lord something about these recent desert updates are driving everyone angry and irate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        These dense fricks think that Devsisters could be able to cancel and not release part of an update and not have anything as if they didn't have stuff planned and set to release within the period, things like the suicide bomber rainbow bear jelly are simple enough since they just recolored the big yellow bear one yeah, but not an entire design, story and assets that are already in-game and just time locked.
        >Captcha VWARM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You think Gumball can handle her? In bed mind you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tomboy chocolate goddess cookie
      I'm sorry for being so weak but I will love her and cherish her forever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >How are you going to play and keep up with these six games?
      I'd only try the card game (If I can), but I'll just stick to Ovenbreak
      >What will it take to make these new games succeed?
      What about devsis slowing down with starting new projects, take care of your current games holy shit
      >Which one is going to hit End-Of-Service first?
      Witch's Castle replaces the Puzzle World as the boring puzzle game I guess, if it doesn't get EoS of course
      >What are gonna be your favorite microtransactions?
      None, f2p 4eva
      >What's your trophy race rank?
      Last season Master, I don't really play it much
      >What's your favorite costume?
      Hard question
      >What kind of cookie should Devsis create next?
      Plain cracker? Is so simple

      >tomboy chocolate goddess cookie
      I'm sorry for being so weak but I will love her and cherish her forever

      A shame she will be despised and forgotten (At least by western fandom because... Yogurca updates are cursed), her design is good, can't say the same to the Bowser and Peach of Kingdom

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How mentally ill is the twitter side of the cookie run fandom? Every fricking update these little 74 gender homosexuals act like the new cookie raped their first born

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Enough so that they fight and doxx people that misrepresent a gender of a cookie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hilarious manchildren

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Waltuh
    Put your Dick away
    Waltuh
    Don't frick the bawd Bear Jellies
    Why the frick are they hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Draw them with huge asses then

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Mfw the Bear Jellies got dumpy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Cookie Run Hanya still exists
          I can't believe there are zero translations.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's some of them but it's all outdated and incomplete...
            https://chapmanganato.com/manga-re995287

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No regrets.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Having no limbs means they can't resist

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        orbfrickers here? a rare sight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yukkuri

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Best AFK farming stage in Ovenbreak? Is it still Timekeeper trial? I am in dire need of powder.
    Do you know any good breakout spots, maybe?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/@afkfarmingreasearcher/videos
      This guy have a few but you'll probably need a decent cookie/pet level.
      MT trial with carpet and trampoline works as well.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How are you going to play and keep up with these six games?
    I am not. I just play Ovenbreak.
    >What will it take to make these new games succeed?
    Being actually creative. The world does not ened any more match-3 or archero clones.
    >Which one is going to hit End-Of-Service first?
    All of them. Except Puzzle World because meme
    >What are gonna be your favorite microtransactions?
    Neither because I am in ovenbreak
    >What's your trophy race rank?
    Came back to the game last week after a extended hiatus when Black Garlic Cookie released. I'm on Rainbow. Learning the meta.
    >What's your favorite costume?
    None at the moemnt
    >What kind of cookie should Devsis create next?
    Muffin Cookie and make her based on literally me.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How are you going to play and keep up with these six games?
    I wont lmao
    >What will it take to make these new games succeed?
    Stop being gacha/p2w garbage and not be just some copypasted generic bullshit
    >Which one is going to hit End-Of-Service first?
    All of them
    >What are gonna be your favorite microtransactions?
    Unless the card game goes for the MD where they give you actual useful shit everytime you breathe plus it's milleage sistem then i'll guess that one
    >What's your trophy race rank?
    Emerald atm, too lazy to do meta shit atm
    >What's your favorite costume?
    Idk
    >What kind of cookie should Devsis create next?
    Some mexican shit like agave or cempasúchil

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *MD route

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically playing master duel where the turns take 5 minutes just to board lock you from playing
      I'd have more fun putting a chastity cage on than playing a single game of modern yugioh. go back to /vg/ lol.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I said i like the milleage system not that i enjoy the game you dumbass learn how to read

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nowhere did you say that you little homosexual b***h use better examples in your posts moron

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah.
    How do I even level legendary cookies now that milleage does not exist?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Events and cookie cups give pet or legendary potions here and there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So am I just boned then. I never leveled Millenial Tree.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well there is the breakout shop, breakout weekly rewards and for what I know the champions league shop has legendries here and there? Your best bet is to save the potions for whenever they decide to make a new legendary, same for pet unless it's for a buffed legend, in that case you could pass on using those.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        smfh lost opportunity to put a madolche instead of exodia, fits more with the sweets theme

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fed her 10 Fricking Pizzas and didn't even get to Max affection what the frick are they feeding this b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to only feed them the bottom right item for 100 affection points or 1000 per day total...

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >do some cookiemals trial bonus missions
    >collect 666 jellies
    Um what's the lore here?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >They buffed the Melon Dynamite Treasure
    This update is straight up hilarious
    Also the new GingerBrave costume is too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The children on the Discord group are crying still. It's kind of annoying.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this lil' fella did stole from both lilac and scorpion on their peak time and got away with it
    that's a monumental feat for someone rather normal

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate Chili Pepper for this, lads

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol the better lass won

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        By a landslide, Chili duped her 3 TIMES.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she is just shivering cold and not crying.
      I can see some angst tho.
      The Tumblr kids would probably love this if they weren't boycotting the event.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Expecting a criminal to be a good guy
      What did you expect?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a better way to get cookies to max or is it just farm the tower of chaos we much as you can?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you mean exp wise, cookie houses are the best source, exchanging items with the little bird in the trading harbor is a good side hustle, and now there's the new lvl 50 potion but I haven't needed any. Staying at lvl 70 seems ok to me honestly, unless it's a PvP or Master mode cookie.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway for those of you like me who only login for login bonuses and rainbow jelly ads there's a week long limited map where you can earn free rainbow jellies for costume pulls everyday
    Pretty good and only takes like 1 minute

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm... to spend on 3*ing Prune Juice, or ignore and wait for Kouign-Amann...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm saving for my new girl.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    huh... so a OB survey in regards to ditching 120Hz support for perfomance improvements

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    moron here what treasures should i enhance?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever treasure you are going to use for trophy runs. Any scoring treasure, perfect treasure map, X-tra hot tuyrbo engine, Red egg of regeneration, jelly cream whisk, pop pop cards, melon dynamite. All are decent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      engine, egg and map are the holy trinity and will always be relevant

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how so, engine and map do have their combis but i find egg irrelevant

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Egg enables an extra skill activation sometimes. I've never used it myself because I can't be assed to test shit out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          no idea but sometimes i just put on the egg and i get a higher score on the cookie trials

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In kingdom for alliance run
    Do people actually have all of these teams at a high level with fully decked out toppings?
    I just can't imagine what that's like but I guess it's as endgame as you can get

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nowadays it's possible to do it with just one team since the level cap have gone up so much and the introduction of things like resonant toppings giving high stats and substats covers most of the teams needs so it doesn't really matter that much anymore now actually, what's harder now it's events that just come out and have hard or even master mode, same for story's dark/master mode when they just release before inevitably being nerfed to triviality to let people see the story.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could keep feeding her spooky muffins. She loves them so much I maxed out her affection the first week and she gave me her cute profile. Does anyone know the dialogue lily says when you give her an item she didn’t particularly want? I’m so sad because she loves me so much that I can no longer give her things.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Does anyone know the dialogue lily says when you give her an item she didn’t particularly want?
      if I remember correctly, she says something like: "I don't need these. Stop."
      Also, I hope that she is the next ancient to be released.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she's probably the last ancient to be released
        leave the best for the end as they say...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't receiving any more gifts, thus feels like she did something wrong. From her perspective, she's abandoned.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I keep coming back to her to hear her say how happy she is now that our affection is maxed out and how much she loves me. Her April Fools profile will be mine forever until 2027 when Lily finally releases and I can place her profile in It’s rightful place. I will truly become a meta prostitute looking up the best counters for every arena team and use all my best toppings continue to save all my best star jellies and gems and continue grinding stats in laboratory in the slim chance I will reach grandmaster in her season for her special grandmaster profile. In the occurrence they actually do add the affection mechanic and there’s titles like in Ovenbreak, I will rush to max her affection when I get her no matter how shitty they have managed to make the special gacha and I will get that title, otherwise I will keep my title as ‘Time Keeper’.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so, guys, i'm stuck with pizza cookie's hard trial. i got her at lv. 15 and her pet to lv. 14, but i can't go higher than emerand 1, and i'm clueless on what treasures use.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did a test run for ya
      Ion Microchip, Giant Superbean, Haunted Snugglybear, 460mil and i fell down a hole almost at the end, more than enough

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are raid bosses test always beatable? on mantis when i have to break the bullets sometimes the pink flames dont even appear

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >
    I'm going to finish what I started because Super Epics are just impossible to obtain otherwise since the game loves giving me Oyster Soulstones, but I am going to be taking a VERY long break from this game after this. I used to play this shit at 3AM in the morning for the missions. Maybe now I can finally get some sleep.
    Absolutely fricking ridiculous that you can finish the entire mission set and not have pulled the event cookie from the stupid system, Capsaicin Cookie should have been guaranteed if you finish the last questline. Stupid fricking cookie driving my penis crazy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is it even worth going for super epics? They seem more gimmicky to use than legendaries from what I see so far.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just shot for him because I wanna have all the cookies, like hell I'm gonna whale out for him. I'm waiting for new wife.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are meta until the new one comes so you might as well

        I just shot for him because I wanna have all the cookies, like hell I'm gonna whale out for him. I'm waiting for new wife.

        Same here, god thing arena season ending soon to get more of those crystals to pull her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's part of why I quit, the missions with Moonlight were the last straw.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >my grandmaster 3 guild in kingdom is disbanding because the guild leader received so many messages from members stating they were quitting after this season
    >half of my friendlist of gameplay autists haven't logged into the game in weeks
    Holy shit, this game is officially dying. The Moonlight Cookie update is unironically the most damaging update they've released so far. I'm close to quitting too but I wonder why? Did everyone just collectively get tired of playing the game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me it was the 3 month long, drawn out BTS Cookie Collab that overshadowed all of the events before it left. There was the Disney update sure, but something about it made me bored of the game so God damn quick that I essentially went back to Azur Lane, Summoners War Chronicles, and even Limbus Company until I remembered that the event should be long over now. Skipped out on some cookies like Moonlight, but it was worth it in the long run, since I stockpiled enough resources to get whatever I want.

      I came back about a week ago, and there just isn't much things to roll for, even at half a million crystals (free).
      Also pretty sure I can't rewatch the story I missed since I skipped out those events, so tough shit for me I guess.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2 super epics back to back + caramell arrow 2.0 (moonlight) on top of candy gacha and not "fun" daily tasks
      it wasn't moonlight at all but she's part of the problem
      also, not having other shit to do other than arena, the game needs a second multiplayer gamemode pretty much urgently, arena can only satisfy you as long as you keep playing, the moment you decide to stop giving a shit about arena, the game falls apart and its just reduced to its base gameplay loop
      TL;DR game was dying at the tail end of BTS event

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me, the only thing keeping me around is the story. I'm honestly not a fan of the material system either, especially since this (along with OB) became my daily game after Dragalia Lost bit the dust. At least in that game, all I had to do was work on buildings that increased the stats of certain units, fight weaker bosses for materials to then battle higher end bosses with other players.
      Kingdom needs to get it's shit in gear for that story they're building up, also let us make materials faster (like they have with the bread jams and axes) and make a new multiplayer mode. Also, no long ass events like BTS ever again, especially if you're gonna be really fricking greedy with the gatcha system. Also also, that Disney event was a bust imo since NONE of the cookies could be used in combat. Don't know if that was a Disney decision (which makes no sense since Kingdom Hearts exist) or a Dev one, but it was dumb either way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >NONE of the cookies could be used in combat
        Well yeah let's be fair here too, those were a shit ton of cookies to animate just for overworld actions from sweeping the floor to all other idles and frick who knows what, along their voices and decors and whatever other shit, it would have been pretty weird if just one or two were playable while others not, programming EVERYONE of those to also have stats, animations and all those gimmicks even if they sucked like most special cookies before BTS would have been a nightmare to do.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >defending Devsisters and Disney
          nta but lol
          lmao even

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Then I would have been just fine with Mickey and Friends being playable (Mickey=Charger, Minnie=Healer, Donald=Magic, Daisy=Support and Goofy=Defender). Every other Disney cookie would have been fine as decor at that point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The new super epic gacha system plus the release schedule is really doing quite a damage. Not only you must have so much lucky with that rates but also the daily missions are boring and if you aren't being able to pull the cookie, you must do every single mission and don't miss a single day of daily missions to get just closer of that 5k gacha points. Now imagine if you couldn't get the legendary and super epic from gacha and have to do that manual work. It feels like a massive chore.

      The worst part is that you can't even just skip the cookies. Like someone already metioned, arena is the main focus of the game and if you didn't get any of the three last cookies (it is already hard with just one of them) that are hard to obtain, it's quite difficult to keep the motivation to play.

      I didn't mind only legendaries demanding grind for the most part, but now there are two types of cookies that do that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's become far too grindy and punishing if you don't.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >literally two rares away from pitying fire homie
    >no more magma shards missions left

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tomorrow's daily will give you some more.
      dpn't give up anon!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        to be honest wth you, i pulled capsaicin around the 30th pull, i'm just validating my time as f2p in pitying him IF i didn't had him already
        not using him though, all my resources will go to Kouign Aman once she drops just in case she ends up being another fricking charge cookie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You’re in luck, she’s a Defense cookie

          Video dropped btw

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            wiener is very titanium right now

            >- You can now create a Magic Candy for Latte Cookie.
            >- Magic Candy Effect: How about a stronger cup of latte? Upon using her skill, Latte Cookie will increase her allies' Debuff Resist. Simultaneously, she will amplify debuff effects for the enemies: the first attack dealt to the enemies under the Amplify Debuff effect will inflict extra damage. If the target is under a Poison effect, they will receive an extra Reduced Healing debuff.
            >- The following balance adjustments are also coming together with the addition of the Magic Candy.
            > · Base DEF:+10%
            > · Base HP: +9%

            seems kind of dogshit which is a shame since i like latte
            shit game

            more like niche, seems good for poison/burning stacks but that sacrifices whatever one other cookie you're using
            also, 9% hp is fricking nothing, should've been 15%

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >- You can now create a Magic Candy for Latte Cookie.
    >- Magic Candy Effect: How about a stronger cup of latte? Upon using her skill, Latte Cookie will increase her allies' Debuff Resist. Simultaneously, she will amplify debuff effects for the enemies: the first attack dealt to the enemies under the Amplify Debuff effect will inflict extra damage. If the target is under a Poison effect, they will receive an extra Reduced Healing debuff.
    >- The following balance adjustments are also coming together with the addition of the Magic Candy.
    > · Base DEF:+10%
    > · Base HP: +9%

    seems kind of dogshit which is a shame since i like latte
    shit game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricked up, this would have been the PERFECT counter to Eclair when he was meta, but I guess they didn't want to make him useless that soon to an older cookie.

      New costumes?

      Yeah, new Costumes for them indeed, wish they didn't give this much shit to madeleine because fricker got enough attention with the April Fools event already, he's starting to get the attention of classic crob/line and legendary cookies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not complaining. I like the pompous bastard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's ok, at least I like him. I have to put up with legendaries (I dont care about any) and TBD in silence, so.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it's literally a perfect tie-in, paladin themed cookie getting a costume of the paladin themed school? And Financier just got a skin so she can't get back to back costumes. I do admit it would have been nice if Clotted Cream got it instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Tying a magic candy to FOTM cookies
      moronic, and Mala's is shit for the same reason. If magic candies weren't the hardest thing to farm then maybe this could fly, but even whales have a hard time hitting level 20. Mala gets double fricked because she has a bonus effect locked behind 30. Hopefully they rework the magic lab soon.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New costumes?

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >attack speed comps are likely to be back
    >madeline stronk
    oh, i can feel it..
    caramell arrow is coming back
    we're in for a fun meta again...

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kouign might be the best designed cookie yet

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=118
    No matter how hard I try I can't do this Scorpion Cookie final jump. What the hell. Am I stupid? Is this a skill issue or what? I'm frustrated out of my mind.
    Help.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very much practice until you die
      and even then you might not get it sometimes
      practicing wouldn't be so much of a hassle if they let you start and loop from a very specific part of the map (no, checkpoints don't work with this reasonign)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I gave up and decided to go for the 5.14B combi build instead. It has to be frame-perfect or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't look that hard, you don't get the checkpoint if you don't go far enough ?
      You can always go bum/Dinosour/Blue Lily, got 5.2B last time I try harded a full run. Good luck with fricking Habanero.

      sounds like current champions league
      does this one not requires you to reach Master 3?

      Yeah that's pretty much like that, except you have 3 maps to run every round and one rotates out at the end.
      It's usually much harder than TR maps, thanks to korean strats and old cookie/treasure none remembers.
      Also, since it had little borders and title, people tryharded like crazy.
      I'm happy that they brought it back, but I also don't want to be forced to grind it again.

      No lol, old champions league was separate from trophy race

      I think he meant champion showdown.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        finally, i can use my level 2 serpent mirror to its fullest
        it should have been this and not pop-cards...[spoiler] maybe its for Jelly Serpent eventually?
        sounds like fun[/spoiler]

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I recently came back to kingdom, how are things going over here for you guys? Me, I'm in dire need of candies to level up my cookies, but my houses produce very little, I guess I will be going around every single tab to clear the story and events I've been missing out on

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >devsis stream
    >Louts Dragon magic candy and legendary pet
    this is actually nice, though i need diamond sugar crystals and not enough legendary potions for the pet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, the gist I got from the stream was,

      >Lotus gets a magic candy and legendary pet. On top of apparently getting a epic and legendary costume
      >The lobby puzzle event returns
      >The special episode will become the City of Wizards
      >License 11 and 12 will be added
      >Pink Choco gets a new raid run skill

      Mid update includes
      >New cookie
      >Snakefruit epic costume
      >Hydrangea super epic costume
      >Old Champion League returns let’s gooooo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where's Lemon's Hard Mode at?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        redpill me on the old champions leage
        everybody makes it sounds like some legendary ritual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >another legendary buff/candy/pet
          >We're back to dragon bullshit
          This update is gonna be bull-
          >Old champions league is back
          FRICKING BASED. No more powercreep bullshit and >another legendary buff/candy/pet
          >We're back to dragon bullshit
          This update is gonna be bull-
          >Old champions league is back
          FRICKING BASED. No more powercreep bullshit and incentivizes leveling up non-meta/buffed cookies.

          It's kinda like the guild runs where you're given a limited pool of usable cookies, every season is divided in subseasons, so you have less time to git gud but can be easier thanks to a limited cookie pool and not having to level up a legendary to use on each map.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Also sorry for the weird copypaste idk why the text didnt select when i wanted to paste

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like current champions league
            does this one not requires you to reach Master 3?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No lol, old champions league was separate from trophy race

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        redpill me on the old champions leage
        everybody makes it sounds like some legendary ritual

        >Old Champions League
        No more Trophy Race + Champions League? That's the idea I'm getting, kinda, because those two were separate before

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        please let the old tropy skins be there because i missed the black garlic + lollipop ones and i want them.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can someone give me some advice, im having trouble beating tower of sweet chaos lvl 245

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just youtube it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that’s from the last season….
        i already tried

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >We predicted the End of the Update

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she... doesn't feel busted like any new cookie around
    like, you can't use her as single defense or she'll die soon
    feels like you HAVE to pair her with Madeleine, which sucks because i don't have any resources left for him

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone tried Kouign-Amann with CA and Madeleine yet? Shit sounds like a nutty trio

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      on paper sounds crazy, but on practice it sucks, Caramell Arrow just can't keep up with the current damage creep and the extra attack speed, even with robes l, is lacking
      either you get god toppings or you don't use her at all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick. Here I was hoping my wife would be meta again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          me 2 bud, the average meta just rotates a single cookie per team in regards to the regular comp
          fricking sucks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even with good toppings (between 40-47% DR plus 8%+ AtkSpd on all 3) and robes it’s not consistent. Not bad and can beat frost and sometimes scams, but it’s not beating moonlight/stardust comp. Robes can’t compete with treasures that do two or four things at once, and for a team that shits on debuffs they get interrupted a lot. 3 second start doesn’t cut it anymore and your comp shuts down if a single cookie doesn’t fire. It needs a support (barring mandatory PV). BTS is the best option but if Parfait, Herb, or even Mint Choco got a buff then it could come back. After mix-matching for a while, Maddy and Sex cookie look like best options for robe with CA doing damage with crit but I’m still working on a team that doesn’t blow up instantly.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cute costumes

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did ya get her anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alright I'm done with some IRL busywork, here's some Financier cause that costume is made for lewd.
      https://files.catbox.moe/9eebfs.png

      Hell yes! Now to pull for her costume...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        THE LIGHT GUIDES MY HAND.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you got any place you post your art anon?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh Hi there, many thanks for the compliments! Been here for a good long while but just this year I've started posting some of my works on @FromAriels on Twitter, I don't really like to shill on a thread cause Anon etiquette and all (there's even some works I've done on the past being posted as images here too lol, I appreciate You guys from liking them enough to save them!) but thanks a lot!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            thanks anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pulled her in my first 10 and then 2 more copies in the next 20 after. So weird how I also got a Sea Fairy in the second 10 set. Still don't have Capsaicin...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      4 star'd her with an extra copy
      2 capsaicins
      2 sea fairies and 1 black pearl
      and a bunch of other epics
      imma rot in hell with this luck

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait that doesn't sound right

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone link me to a tier list generator for all of the cookies that exist in CROB. I am gonna make an autistic viability list.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crknews is posting shit on blue bird app again. Does any real leaker know if the next update will actually be bringing Pitaya or not?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If a new legendary will really come in the next update,I am getting out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i mean... it could mean Alliance update and possibly Dragon's Valley or wherever Fire Spirit is in kingdom
        even if that doesn't convince you (which probably wont) just remember that nothing is worse than stardust/capsaicin
        at least legendaries have their gacha pity untouched and last just long enough for you to claim it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but what's stopping them from doing the same shit with Epic+ banners moving forward? Nothing. You're delusional if you think they'd stop doing the moronic mileage system for the Epic+ banners.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            candy gacha backfired so hard that they had to put almost 50 days to compensate the little time stardust was available, so changing the nether gacha for "even better cookies" would be a suicide take
            sounds like i'm defending it, but i'm just saying what it should be the logical move

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Context for this? I left the game for a while in favor of playing other games. How did it frick up so bad that they had to add in extra days?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >before stardust
                collect X quantity of gacha objects to unlock
                >after stardust
                JUST ROLL EPICS UNTILL YOU REACH PITY BRO
                that's for short explanation
                as for the days
                stardust gacha lasted for about 3 to 4 weeks and the missions hardly got you to the pity, which relies purely on luck because you're just rolling in a gacha pull with INCREASED EPIC AND SUPER EPIC RATES (no legendaries+)
                the lower the tier of the cookie/soulstone you pulled, the less you get in the pity system

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t remember the gacha getting extended, but it was getting flak because Stardust wasn’t a guaranteed pity like the other super epics and you were reliant on rolling lots of epics for a pity. Obviously not enough since they did another candy gacha right afterwords but there was flak.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If it fricking backfired then why didn't they fix shit for Capsaicin's banner? The only thing they changed from Stardust to Capsaicin's banner is the amount of days of the rate-up. Nothing has changed other than that. The braindead quests are still the same and have the same moronic gatekept restrictions. Those moronic asiatics are probably in the red after the failed megacollabs they had with Disney and BTS so they went aggressive with in-app purchases.
              I'm glad so many players are quitting because this game went from being F2P to unnecessarily greedy within such a short span of time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I said when they announced Ovensmash and their gajillion other projects that they were expanding too much too quickly after Kingdom's success made them greedy. Looks like that greed will be their downfall

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i barely made it, i didn’t complete all of the missions but definitely had to watch some ads to speed up some time to finish some of the missions

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shot in the dark, but does anyone have a link or pics of suggestive/lewd Moonlight Cookie I can use as a reference?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally go to any porn site.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to exploit that friend invitation thingy? The rewards are juicy but it's bold of the game to think that a guy willing to play an infinite runner with cute cookies would have any friends

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can easily milk the mentoring system with an emulator.
      The invitation is a pain in the dick since the gacha rework/infinite tutorial. It takes way too much time to grind it for shit rewards.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gotcha, I just won't bother with it then. I like the mentoring system, I usually don't have too much trouble finding new peeps to mentor with the built-in search and I like lending my cookies to newbies, I probably won't be exploiting it unless I find myself desperately in need of its rewards for some reason

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is this Kingdomverse thing I'm seeing all over my twitter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I only see some nft shit and more deranged fandom drama, choose your poison

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It was a series that was edgy for the sake of it and the creator was a complete mess with the production and themes of it being something we'd shitpost to make fun of the fandom but unironically and without a hint of self-awareness
      How did we miss this? That was prime for meme content and now it's gonna become lost media a shitty youtuber will use for yet another iceberg video.
      https://twitter.com/_sofienosleep_/status/1650303308739780609?t=zhcas_m4t64ry9vlwbuang&s=19

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >prime meme content
        if you're fricking underage sure

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love everything about Cream Unicorn Cookie and what he gets up to in Cookieland. I wish we could get more cookies visiting Cookieland in an update.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So. What's the consensus on the new cookie? Talking about kingdom btw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also why not, on the mood to do some drawing requests, may take some time between here and there but hit me up with some!

      Looks like she's kind of bad if not paired with team combos at the moment... still gonna pull for her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        would love something with yoga cookie but i have no ideas

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for your answer drawanon, I like her and I will probably try to get her stars up a bit even if she's not the greatest.
        Also, requesting Peppercorn and Centipede being tsunderes to each other

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Very much thank you for the opportunity, drawanon! Gonna bounce off the anon’s request above me a bit by requesting Peppercorn and Anon being drinking buddies!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking hate Chili Pepper for this, lads

          By a landslide, Chili duped her 3 TIMES.

          I don't know why, but seeing these three back to back made me think of a dumb outline.

          >Be shrunken down human anon
          >Out in the bar drinking rootbeer at night
          >Apparently cookies here don't have real alcohol, but at least it still tastes good
          >Peppercorn Cookie, however, is acting somewhat buzzed, moreso than usual when you two go out drinking
          >Perhaps it's something only cookies can get drunk on
          >Regardless, Peppercorn rubs up to your shoulder in a smirk, talking about her recent escapades and of the bounty on her head
          >You don't know why having a bounty was something to brag about.
          >You certainly had been through enough drama in that regard
          >Peppercorn tries getting your attention, pulling the 'save you from drying up in the desert after find your shipwrecked ass' card
          >Frankly, you say to her that helping someone that didn't look like a cookie seemed like a bad idea here of all places, especially with so many bandit cookies and clans running about
          >she agrees, but she mentions that you clearly came from overseas, so you couldn't be all that bad
          >not to mention, he did choose to save her from the Centipede King that one time, instead of ditching her for the valuables nearby
          >You just don't like leaving people that help behind, that's all
          >Peppercorn laughs, despite warning you that someday someone will take advantage of that, maybe even her
          >She pokes around your back, realizing that you feel very stiff, much harder than the times she touched you before
          >She tries getting you to relax, she likes you soft than hard. You can trust her after all that, really
          >That's not why I'm tense.
          >She asks why, before seeing the blush on your cheek
          >Leads to flirting and teasing, despite her being a cookie
          >Pushing her bust into your back, whispering into your ears
          >she gets you to admit what you like about her despite the writing on the wall
          >Clearly she had enough to drink, so you get a room for her to sleep off
          >She persuades you to be with her

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Alright sorry for the delays I had like 12 hour of Slavework Projects yesterday but the sunset outside after all that was nice to help me envision this.

          [...]
          [...]
          I don't know why, but seeing these three back to back made me think of a dumb outline.

          >Be shrunken down human anon
          >Out in the bar drinking rootbeer at night
          >Apparently cookies here don't have real alcohol, but at least it still tastes good
          >Peppercorn Cookie, however, is acting somewhat buzzed, moreso than usual when you two go out drinking
          >Perhaps it's something only cookies can get drunk on
          >Regardless, Peppercorn rubs up to your shoulder in a smirk, talking about her recent escapades and of the bounty on her head
          >You don't know why having a bounty was something to brag about.
          >You certainly had been through enough drama in that regard
          >Peppercorn tries getting your attention, pulling the 'save you from drying up in the desert after find your shipwrecked ass' card
          >Frankly, you say to her that helping someone that didn't look like a cookie seemed like a bad idea here of all places, especially with so many bandit cookies and clans running about
          >she agrees, but she mentions that you clearly came from overseas, so you couldn't be all that bad
          >not to mention, he did choose to save her from the Centipede King that one time, instead of ditching her for the valuables nearby
          >You just don't like leaving people that help behind, that's all
          >Peppercorn laughs, despite warning you that someday someone will take advantage of that, maybe even her
          >She pokes around your back, realizing that you feel very stiff, much harder than the times she touched you before
          >She tries getting you to relax, she likes you soft than hard. You can trust her after all that, really
          >That's not why I'm tense.
          >She asks why, before seeing the blush on your cheek
          >Leads to flirting and teasing, despite her being a cookie
          >Pushing her bust into your back, whispering into your ears
          >she gets you to admit what you like about her despite the writing on the wall
          >Clearly she had enough to drink, so you get a room for her to sleep off
          >She persuades you to be with her

          Also cute write

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            God tier work, drawanon. Very well done!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >the drink is a cream root beer
            Amazing. I love it anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i shall request
        Captain ice arguing with Oyster about which ship is better for defending (oyster of course, taking Caviar's ship) innuendo for who has bigger attributes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Down for more Kouign-Amann Cookie, standing proudly with her mighty bust.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And here you go, surely she can rock that beach body now that the Sun's getting as hot as Capsaicin,,,
          Final delivery from me for now, Thanks y'all for the suggestions! They were fun to do, glad to see you enjoyed them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Was at work, thanks so much man.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            god I wish that were the case, where I am it's windy, rainy, and almost fricking freezing
            at least now I have Kouign-Amann broobies to sate my neverending lust for cookie babes, thanks anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Very generous of you, I request chocolate Bonbon and Sour belt fiercely arguing on what’s more fashionable to accentuate, ass or breasts, with Bonbon for ass with a massive ass herself and sour belt for breasts with massive breasts herself as well.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well got some work ahead, so here's a wip of it for the moment, y'all got any witty dialogue for them to say?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Have them talk about what can make me jizz faster. Ass or breasts

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Next fashion week should really be Boobs Vs. Butt.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hell yeah, no OR but I'm always down for new Bon Bon

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bloody amazing, this turned out better than I imagined, give yourself a pat on the back drawanon you earned it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Scorpion Cookie co-running their Onlycookies with Centipede Cookie.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Draw anon please consider a POV of White Lily cookie eating a jelly pizza slice with a cute puzzled look on her face. Thank you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And then it kills her, right?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I know you said as cookie but I think on a humanized version would look cute, what do you think of this wip for now?

          Scorpion Cookie co-running their Onlycookies with Centipede Cookie.

          A-anon... I-I don't even know how OnlyFans even works... I've never used it...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You want me to give ya the rundown, if it helps?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Shes beautiful thank you anon I realize she is the sort of person who would eat pizza with a fork and knife, she’s that polite and would get very flustered finding she made her face messy

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              FORGOT TO ADD THE PLATE AND KNIFE FRICK
              But yeah, she pretty much would eat Pizza with a Fork being slightly naïve in some social situations but having very polite around it, hope you like it!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon… she’s beautiful, thank you!
                Cutest and best girl.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Decent in arena, pretty team reliant as mentioned. She’s meh in PVE, short-ish melee range and reliance on getting debuffed makes her inconsistent.
      I used BTS(CD)/PV(DR/CD)/Mad(DR/ATK)/Brute(DR)/Kouign(ATK/DR) and got consistent results in masters 3, but it looks like the meta team is the standard Moonlight shell with Kouign and Madeleine replacing Werewolf and Stardust. You could skip her, but if speed comp ever comes back in full swing then she’ll be the center of it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >stardust already irrelevant
        amazing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i won't say already, but he's getting pushed out definitively

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/CookieRun/status/1649639167310331905?t=Ndul_32BE92I98Aju4NVgA&s=19
    Welp, pretty much confirms that, wonder if it'll shut up these kids now with their kingdomverse "abused VAs and suicide baiting" or racist update controversy to make them b***h about the candy and/or legendary pet instead, those are also funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not looking forward to autofarming the damn candy though.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im not excited about this update at all, probably gonna skip it, same with kingdom. If you dont see me active at all on the guilds then that's why

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw invested in lotus because power of dick despite being dogshit for TR
    >gets a second update related to her on top of candy and pet
    NEVER DOUBT THE DICK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah sure i want to get double pronged by (her) too

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have any proof that crknews is full of shit? I highly doubt pitaya is coming out next.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get me wrong that account is full of shit but yes he's coming next or soon, there's a bg already.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for better (or worse) legendaries have their own gacha, if they shared a rate-up banner like regular epics it would be even shittier than candy gacha

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        One step closer to Lychee sexo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate dragons so much
        Even if I knew it was just a matter of time they would bring that autism to CRK

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought somebody else had made that bg as a fake leak and they just stole it and replaced the ancient mark with a legendary one, cropped the corners out, and put their shitty watermark over it. Idk, pretty sure this bs is fake.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i despise those underage homosexuals for posting fake shit on occassion

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >highly doubt
      Mmmmm
      I think you're wrong on this one bro there are already assets of the main dragons (pitaya, anana, lotus)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This looks like Pitaya's Ovenbreak sprites just in an ugly costume and that's an Ovenbreak costume logo.
        Where is there proof that the dragons will be playable in Kingdom?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the icon below belongs to legendary costumes in OB
          anon is full of shit

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anons at what level can I replace the standard clock with the epic one? Do I have to wait untill I max it?

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so, it's me again, the anon struggling with pizza cookie's hard trial. i managed to go to hard ruby 2, but i still can't figure how to get to rainbow. and i'm even trying different treasures combos. i tried what that anon suggested, but it still didn't work.
    not sure if it has to do with me not finishing the cookie license stuff (stuck to level 2 since forever)...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just by how much are you short?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        highest score i've got was 422,974,616 pts, using the ion microchip, melon dynamite and giant superbean treasures.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i'm assuming that you maxed pet and candy aswell by now
          LITERALLY HOW?! i just made a run with the treasures that i told you and got 563mil, lemme check with melon dynamite (assuming again they're level 7)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            done checking, it was 539mil not 563
            with melon dynamite i got 540mil
            if it helps you, for the last skill activation you have to do the korean strat of going below ground-level without actually falling

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              well, time to search those korean videos, then. i just don't know what i get wrong with her trial...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this isn't the korean strat but it should help

                i seriously can't find possible that you cannot complete hardmode

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've had her trial rainbow'd for months now and i don't even have her or her pet at level 15, are you just getting hit every 5 minutes or something? Because i just can't explain it
      Here's how i've done it if it's of any help, but im actually confused

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this isn't the korean strat but it should help

        i seriously can't find possible that you cannot complete hardmode

        i actually realized i was peak moronic, because i kept hitting the trunks that shows up when she does her skill. i stopped hitting them and boom, i got to rainbow.
        pizza cookie now is done. i need to deal with the other problematic trial i have, werewolf cookie. because i'm this close to diamond...

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is ovenbreak ruined now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People have asked this for years and years and yet its still here.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    someone who cleared all tower trays pls help me with 245, ill draw you any cookie

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just learned that people cried racist when the latest update was announced. Is the world just fricked? Am I in a bad dream? Do they seriously fail to realize how ironic it is to think something like that?
    I'm just happy I got my cute exotic cookie girls, I hope Devsis pays no mind to the comments

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its literally kids aged 9-15

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >clash of clans is for 10 year olds and up on the age rating and has a literal suicide bomber
        >no one says jack shit
        >funny cookie game has bomb jellies
        >"NOOOOO MY RACISM HOW CAN YOU FORCE ME TO THINK THE MIDDLE EAST HAS TERRORISTS"
        It's this perceived victim complex when really it's their internal racism talking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No one knows/gives a frick outside of twitter and discord, just don't go there and enjoy your cute pastries.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People seeing "problematic" things it's probably because they seek them for some reason, young people nowadays remind me of those schizo christians of the 90s

      >It was a series that was edgy for the sake of it and the creator was a complete mess with the production and themes of it being something we'd shitpost to make fun of the fandom but unironically and without a hint of self-awareness
      How did we miss this? That was prime for meme content and now it's gonna become lost media a shitty youtuber will use for yet another iceberg video.
      https://twitter.com/_sofienosleep_/status/1650303308739780609?t=zhcas_m4t64ry9vlwbuang&s=19

      Come on, It's just muh "oc donut steel" story by a literal teenager, I dont give a frick about this stupid drama... Unless the creator was actually an adult and they were keeping a discord grooming server, idk, I refuse to read all the document

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The creator IS an adult, and has been doing this for a long time, like they interacted with many minors and shoved their fetish upon them or something. They used to have a discord to hire minors to do voice acting for their series, it's fricked up how they had to read through the entire script and actually voice act all of that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My homie the creator didn't even pay the voice actors and constantly trauma dumped onto them to guilt-trip and yes the creator was an adult but lied on her age to a server with minors and forced a teenager to date an adult and porn of another guy's oc who was also a kid.

          k, that's messed up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My homie the creator didn't even pay the voice actors and constantly trauma dumped onto them to guilt-trip and yes the creator was an adult but lied on her age to a server with minors and forced a teenager to date an adult and porn of another guy's oc who was also a kid.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Say hello to Pond Dino Cookie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Umm, Acshually, the name could haf' been translated as Myosotisaur Cookie ash to be closer to de' ingredient and de' Korean Pun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a cutie! I'm mostly waiting for Lemon's Trial Hard Mode though...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh come on, the easiest joke is a word away

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pond Dino Cookie
      The name ruins her immensely, she reminds me of Mocha Ray but trying too hard to be cute. It's a shame, I'm a paleogay but this new cookie isn't for me.

      >It was a series that was edgy for the sake of it and the creator was a complete mess with the production and themes of it being something we'd shitpost to make fun of the fandom but unironically and without a hint of self-awareness
      How did we miss this? That was prime for meme content and now it's gonna become lost media a shitty youtuber will use for yet another iceberg video.
      https://twitter.com/_sofienosleep_/status/1650303308739780609?t=zhcas_m4t64ry9vlwbuang&s=19

      moron just made her oviposition fetish be a character, that's hilarious.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i’m ready to kill myself if the devs insist that she’s nonbinary trash

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i need confirmation that she’s a girl

        Honestly doesn't matter much, we'll see how it is in the game and Devsis will probably do the usual of instead of even using pronouns the description will be "The Cookie" to avoid using it entirely, making the description and possibly dialogue in the story bloated and very difficult to understand instead of just using he, she or even they.
        This is still kind of a problem with the translation team, but it is funny how... it always seems to be used with Characters that are not "normal" cookies, like part animals/mythical creatures, robots, even children (very bad thing to do, may seem like it's saying that that "is just a stage and they'll be over it at some point), I'd understand if it was with androgynous cookies here and there but even that would mean people could only use it to get away with it only while looking like that/literally trying to hide your identity in some cases, not to mention some like Rougefort or others really did have easier ways to see if it was one gender or another in different translations.

        Pond Dino is literally a fricking baby wtf; like, it looks like one of those babies in a star onesie. Why the frick did Devsisters make a fricking 3 month old playable??

        It's made to cater the Western fandom age range.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What is she doing with that needle?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i fricking hate devsis and the translation teams for this
          stop making me read “the cookie” i’m so fricking tired of it
          the only languages that do translation right are the german and french ones which unfortunately will never touch ovenbreak

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Since CA is a bust, would Madeleine and Pinecone boosted by robes and Kouign-Amann work or nah?

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pond Dino Cookie is such a lazy, stupid name for an uglyass dumb cookie. If Myosotisaur was supposed to be it's name, than Devsisters again fricked up with the English name cause Myosotisaur is so fricking perfect, God I hate them so fricking much for this. Pond Dino Cookie what a fricking stupid ass name. Imma hate this thing till the next dawn of time just out of spite for how fricking stupid its name is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pond Dino Cookie
      The name ruins her immensely, she reminds me of Mocha Ray but trying too hard to be cute. It's a shame, I'm a paleogay but this new cookie isn't for me.
      [...]
      moron just made her oviposition fetish be a character, that's hilarious.

      Pond Dino is the new Blue Lily I guess (They also changed her name) also...
      >moron just made her oviposition fetish be a character
      It always bothers me that several content creators (talking directly about furries and fandoms of kiddy franchises, in general) have this contradiction of being too puritan or try to hard to be "cute" and "wholesome" and then they end up being the most vile degenerates ever. I really don't mind edgy or fricked up fiction... But then these frickers end up having their own cult consisting of dicksuckers and underages. Really makes me pesimistic

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    haven't played this game, but the shota cookie is hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very true

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Update preview has dropped!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vote for your favourite cookies again (Next champions league statuette) but now through a survey outside of game with no legendaries... yaaay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Pond Dino cookie is half-dino half-cookie
      >How did this cookie come to exist ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >longan reverts the world before cookies existed
        >but there's a half-cookie half-jellysaur cookie
        does this mean that longan didn't knew shit and that cookies eventually would be originated even before the witches?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >does this mean that longan didn't knew shit and that cookies eventually would be originated even before the witches?
          Probably, what I think it happened is that the Dragons really were the dominant species or the cookies were like hidden before whatever weird shit happened when witches went to do artificial living cookies in that legend clover tells in CRK, coyld also be that the dragons kind of just ignored cookies existence even before that because they're too selfish to care about anyone else, frick for what we know somehow fruit dragons and cookies were one and the same this could get kind confusing and dumb if I overthink it though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >the dragons kind of just ignored cookies existence even before that because they're too selfish to care about anyone else
            this would seem like the most correct answer given how the elemental legendaries were created with fire spirit being the last one
            they aren't cookies, just take a cookie form (unless you're DE or TK lol)

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i need confirmation that she’s a girl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very tiny
      even more tiny than squid ink

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she's probably getting they/them'd, like squid ink and sorbet shark did.
      that's sad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the concept of they/them has been a mistake for humanity

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pond Dino is literally a fricking baby wtf; like, it looks like one of those babies in a star onesie. Why the frick did Devsisters make a fricking 3 month old playable??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically an actual fricking toddler I don't know why it pisses me off but it does lmao.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hope the next thread shows every cookie bullying Dino Pond cookie.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this motherfricker voiced by the same guy who voiced the Piantas in Mario Sunshine?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if it's his name, it's him
      unless it's one of those very rare cases when 2 different VAs share first and last names

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would love DevSisters if they made it so that all of their stories end with witches coming and eating the bad guys. A witch eating Longan and Dark Enchantress would be so damn funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather have the witches eat the good guys.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. The witches would want to eat the strongest cookies. Longan and Dark Enchantress are very powerful. So the witch eats it and goes out on her merry way.
        I would love them to show the world outside of cookies for once.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. The good guys.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            t.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >She says that cookies were made to be eaten
              >But she doesn't know WHY cookies were made to be eaten

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you know why cookies exist?
                >"No"
                >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                What the FRICK is her problem?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She just needs a good dicking.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Only anon cookie is able to truly dick down the Dark Enchantress Cookie.
                Never get into a love triangle between her and White Lily Cookie.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                do you wonder why is food made?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                To make hot cookie designs out of it duh

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder why she was never able to connect that the cookies on the tray really weren't the same as her or her friends.
                Honestly if anything it felt more like her ego couldn't handle the fact that she came from a template of cattle even if she and everyone she knew had a will and the witches never really bothered to try and recapture anyone who ran away.
                I honestly think she will never be able to actually fight a Witch, let alone a large number of them. All she did was spook a few and burn their house down

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >All she did was spook a few and burn their house down
                To me it seemed like she came out right after the witches left from the feast. I like to imagine that some poor janitor had to go in and clean up after the witch's mess only to see Dark Enchantress Cookie rising from the leftovers.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TIMEKEEPER IN KINGDOMS FRICKING WHEN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not until Hollyberry is in OB.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cookie run games are so shit but i cant stop coming back to them just because i like the character designs in them fuuuuckkkkk

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With Romance Kingdom over, it reminded me of the affection system that was planned in the future.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Affection in cookie run kingdom
      Sounds like a pipe dream, but was it really planned?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, DevNow Behind (around the 28:14 mark if you want specifics) has this feature as one of many listed for their long term plans for more in-game content. It was in the brainstorming phase at the time, so it will be a while before it shows up.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there are two sets of cookies, the ones made from the wizards and the ones from the witches
    legendaries are just elements that chose a cookie to be their deity (with the exception being moonlight)
    this could mean that Black Pearl is the new guardian of the sea, but sea fairy was able to keep all her powers
    this also implies that Gingerbrave was indeed, the last cookie made by the last witch alive after the Night of the witches

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Black Pearl is the new guardian of the sea
      Isn't she cursed?
      >Gingerbrave was indeed, the last cookie...
      Didn't he escape with Strawberry? (Without counting the OB version where he escaped with the rest of the common gang and took Zombie with them)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the curse is completely unrelated iirc
        >Didn't he escape with Strawberry?
        i thought about it too, but it seems that she escaped before him by an unknown margin of time, that's why she didn't saw the witch about to eat some cookies

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICKING SHIT DEVSIS FRICK OFF FRICKING TROON TRANSLATION TEAM
    GET THE FRENCH TRANSLATION TEAM TO TOUCH CROB ALREADY YOU FRICKING COWARDS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did i call it when i say she would get they/them'd a la sorbet shark? goddamn,

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        milky way cookie got she/her’d and she looks like the kind of cookie the butthole devs would they/them
        why not the rest? i’m so fricking tired of enbies ruining everything I enjoy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Milky way cookie is a girl? Here I thought she was a boy and Devsis tried catering to the fujoshi audience with shota cookie.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah she's a girl, and they already got the massive penis shota already in Kingdom with Crepe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is so confusing, being an ESL peasant is true suffering.

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Based and defensepilled

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i really hate when the story is told both in the past, present and future
    WHY THE FRICK IS SNAKEFRUIT FRIENDLY AND WHERE ARE THE OTHERS
    FUUUCK

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lotus dragon is the first legendary i care enough to invest in. what's the best way to farm the magic candy ingredient(not the crystal)? just spamming the trial? is it worth it to farm in raid runs if i've never touched that gamemode before?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >just spamming the trial?
      that would be the most efficient way, still luck based tho
      >is it worth it to farm in raid runs if i've never touched that gamemode before?
      timegated and also luck based, not worth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can only get the ingredient with rainbow chests, they are kind of rare, take 10 days to open and it's only 5% chance to get one.
      So yeah, spamming the trial is the best (only) way unfortunately. Raid run is a good source of S shards though, you should try to run it for normal chests.
      AFK farm in normal mode with trampoline/carpet/skate, you should be able to get 3 skill activation with her at lvl 15.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this new TR map has lag spikes and drops/skips frames everywhere
    so much for leaving 120hz behind

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's me, again. after being stuck with pizza cookie's hard trial (and managed to unstuck myself when i figured i was doing smth wrong), i'm now stuck with werewolf cookie's trial. got him maxed as possible but i still can't get to rainbow... i'm using some mechanic of his wrong (probably...)?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just memorize when are the parts with the most osbtacles, then transform
      quite literally, no need to full gauge

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fricked up the links

      god I wish that were the case, where I am it's windy, rainy, and almost fricking freezing
      at least now I have Kouign-Amann broobies to sate my neverending lust for cookie babes, thanks anon

      Well Anon if that's the case you'd sure have a cozy time with some big mug of hot Cocoa would you not?
      Uncensored: https://files.catbox.moe/s7mq98.png
      Not big enough? She's got a bigger cup: https://files.catbox.moe/15pqg6.png

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And then I moronic out with giving out the image too God damn...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And then I moronic out with giving out the image too God damn...

        Thanks for the cocoa man.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Michaelbye0525/media

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >another legendary
      please tell me that this is fake

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Those two pics are most likely fanmade, you can calm down

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a few days, so, what's the skill tree set up for the two levels i the event so far?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pick the recommended ones
      follow the hivenind

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >12 hours of autofarm
    >No ingredients
    I'm used to shit luck, but it's even worse than before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      materials should never be RNG based, or at least not like this
      at least put it in, idk... the custom runs shop at a high price, still tedious but accessible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is this for Lotus Dragon? I seldomly seem to grab any bags with autofarming this one.
      Anyone got any tip on what to use for autofarming Lotus? I use Jumping boots, skate and trampoline.

      I might go farm Millenial Tree instead and buy the Lotus materials or farm them manually.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I use trampoline/skate/compass, last 6 hours session got me 129 pouches. Each run is 113 sec, so it's basically 0.67 pouch per run, or 21 pouches per hour of autofarm. Odd of getting an ingredient should be around 1-0.5% (10% for rainbow and 10-5% to get it from said rainbowpouch)
        Manual farming in hardmode with lotus 15 and pet 11 with tramp/compass/egg is 2-3 pouches per run. Each run was around 250 sec, so it's 36 pouches per hours : 70% more than autofarming.
        I'd focus on Lotus, since MT is already old and outclassed.
        At least you'll never run out of ingredients to craft cookie potions.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why compass? Lotus' skill already attracts bags.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            only when the skill is active, when it isn't then you ain't getting shit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              But the only other magnetic effect you will get that benefits compass is the trampoline. Is it that good? I will try it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                compass adds the magnet effect to items that normally aren't, aka speciall jellies
                i think that the only things that are excluded are winged jellies and flame jellies (the ones to destroy obstacles) and pirate coins, that is only for pirate and sorbert

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You only need tramp and skate, but the magnetic effect from compass and tramp can sometimes get you a pouch. You can maybe swap it for a coin treasure if you're really coin starved.

            By auto farm, you just let the game run? Like not interacting at all, even when the skill activates? Shit, I should give that a go. Tho, my Lotus is like lvl 11 while the pet is lvl 1.

            Yeah, for better results you can couple it with a macro app.
            You should be good in normal with pet only lvl 1. Maybe swap the compass with egg if you're really close to your last ability.

            What's even the best candy blessing for this anyway

            Candy blessings don't apply in trials.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >if you're really close to your last ability.
              By that you mean?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                skill bar almost full but a slow double jump won't help

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ah shit, I still gotta interact with the game? Dam.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not really, it was an example, the point is that egg gives you energy for possibly another pouch

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          By auto farm, you just let the game run? Like not interacting at all, even when the skill activates? Shit, I should give that a go. Tho, my Lotus is like lvl 11 while the pet is lvl 1.

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >using normal cookie cutters
    >get sherbert cookie
    >oh cool, now cotton cookie has a friend
    >can actually drag him over to her and they can talk
    Alright now that’s a cute feature they added for these two. Anymore like it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's been for a while (Last time I've played was one day in the anniversary update though). Discovered it with Madeleine and Espresso

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/crkingdom_mx/status/1652689270572830720
    >Kingdom's Latin American Twitter account confirmed Sorbet and Mango are 100% shotas
    It's reused artwork already but it is funny how people kept telling themselves Mango and Sorbet Shark weren't young boys.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kingdom Latam has always been the superior CRK social media

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You realize that Onion and Strawberry are here too, right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I meant just Sorbet and Mango since those were ones who morons in the fandom that don't know how to read (You should try it too) didn't get it at all, Poison Mushroom sometimes too though but most accepted the stoner looking guy is a kid instead.

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate this triple event so much. I have to hope RNG doesn't frick me because I've had so many unhoused or other members of my own and the ones that aren't are usually 1.5 million team power so might as well not bother.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think the monthly cubes package is worth it? 7 bucks for 6k cubes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If I'm not wrong, the best base value of cube is the daily package at 1 for 500 cubes, so it's pretty good.
      Royal club is absolute king if you don't have it though, with all the adds it's 4800 cubes and 9000 crystals per month.
      On aonther note, did someone managed to drop one Lotus ingredient ? I'm starting to belive you can't get it from the trial or that they axed the drop rate.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up reatrds

    Yam Whirlwind

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Not Yam Slam
      You had one job anon

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Only missions I have left
    Seriously frick these, I can only win with almost full hp recovered already or die trying, what do I do?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I finished it, I did it by fighting people who had the same power level as my team

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chapter 15 in kingdom is going to make me bust a blood vessel. What's the deal with the planetoid boss being immune to everything?
    I need to completely change my team setup now because I was doing DOT stuff with poison mushroom and PJ, so now I'm back to the drawing board.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't making bosses immune to everything a bit of a norm for endgame content?
      I know cacao chapter used mobs immune to being frozen, for instance, basically making Frost Queen Cookie useless.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I could handle chapter 14 for the most part, it's just the sheer jump of everything 15 is trying to hit you with makes it seem like it only wants you to play a certain way which I guess makes sense because they can milk more money from the player of they're a whale who just blows money.
        But as a poorgay I have to grit my teeth and build up a new team that doesn't need heals or shields and can hit fast enough to remove the hit shield and whittle down the HP pool but but auto attackers because those trigger stacks of sleep to build.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          where's your milky way and rye cookies? that should do it for destroying hit shields for this and the rest of CH15-16
          and also PV
          AND you'll need a shield removal for 16-10 because frick that rat
          can't say more

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >where's your milky way and rye cookies?
            Never rolled a Milky Way and I invested way into Caramel Arrow over Rye.
            >shield removal for 16-10 because frick that rat
            So Twizzly Gummy is mandatory as well?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >twizzly
              yes, she does the job if you don't have cacao or clotted cream
              i've heard that crunchy chip also works but he never did for me

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is the official twitter account posting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're being silly
      i'll admit that kouign and prune look very sexo with swapped outfits

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GOD FRICKING DAMNIT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's even the best candy blessing for this anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >still playing this game
      ?
      Why?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        let people play what they want moron

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/359yv5.png
    Got horny, have a Black Garlic getting nothing interesting to see on stream at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They gonna possess her breasts if she's not careful.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    which one should max first?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TKC because she tends to be meta or used a lot for event picks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        time cookie is it then, also i didn't know you can get them from chests

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Timekeeper tends to be buffed regularly since she's a fan favorite.
      Otherwise, DE or SeaFairy if you want to gamble on an upcomming buff.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a freshman attending your academy in the fall, you’ll either be eating spicy noodles the whole time, run the risk of getting blown up, or spend your day sparring with many of your peers!

    Here’s to a good school year.

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know if people are making vrchat ready cookie models, I'm learning how to make my own and wanted to see how others made theirs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a quick google search leads me towards some tiktok videos of vrchat and some accurate cookie models like herb, purple yam and poison mushroom
      those seem fine

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I found what you're talking about and they are pretty good, but I'm going to see how they would look like with a toon shader.

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >auto farming Lotus's trial
    >nothing but potion recipes from pink bags
    F U C K.

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are magic candy blessings, escape level bonuses and costume bonuses applied to all game modes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not in trials

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dammit I knew these timed events involved some type of minmaxxing to appease the whales. Oh well, thanks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dammit I knew these timed events involved some type of minmaxxing to appease the whales. Oh well, thanks.

      I thought they removed that and now those all apply on trials as well.
      The trial requirements now don't list them and, instead, they only block treasure enhancement and lolvocation cards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not in trials

      The only thing that apply in trials are costumes.

      >autofarming for days now
      >only spirit potions
      hell

      >More than 150 rainbow pouch
      >Only 3 ingredients
      I swear they destroyed the drop rate since MT.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully not too late for that Peppercorn and Centipede love! Getting them and their pets to max level is pretty neat.

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >autofarming for days now
    >only spirit potions
    hell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I fricking hate the candy grind.

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ended up liking how that came out so finished it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's so good holy moly good job

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any real leaks for Kingdom or Ovenbreak for next stories? I'm going to be really busy soon and I'd like to know if I should plan some time for myself to do the next updates.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nothing as of now, highly doubt that something like CH 17 drops anytime soon, and OB just got more dragonshit which is now part of the main story intead of searching for paradise/CoW
      possibly returning events such as Pizza because summer is close

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda miss when the dragon's story was mostly focused in Milk and Yam going around instead of being the fricking main plot with Brave

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          their plot still revolves around searching for dark choco (who we know went by Pitaya's lair "recently") and even that got merged into the dragon plotline
          all that's left is for the legendaries to eventually meet at some point, or cookies related to them, because that's what all these mini stories are pointing to...
          likely pepperoncino, possibly squid ink and any popular TBD... you get the idea

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this seems like a 50/50 now
            if what i got from this lotus episode is right, then this is going to be divided in arcs... Pitaya seems like its the next one, building confidence after a loss to get back and make the dragon form stronger
            i could be wrong tho... and I wish i am

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just stuff for immediate shit for OB here, nothing much of note.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my mind instinctively thought about 2 things: Lake Ness Monster and Lapras

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's good to have an artstyle but sometimes it feels detrimental that they'd barely even look like the characters they're based on if it wasn't for the colors.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're supposed to be FOP characters. Licorice is almost a dead ringer for Crocker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Red Velvet got breasts

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buy the gatcha ticket
    >can't use it for Legendary cookies
    Ah... well, I least I can max out Pound Dino Cookie when she gets here.

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where'd the fricking gacha go
    what did i miss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some updates ago, they did it as to "make it easier for players to get what they want" as in "We'd rather not get sued for making children addicted to gambling" so now cookies and pets are leveled up with potions, costumes and treasures still are gacha though, who know if/when it'll hit kingdom though, it's sort of a good system but it does require more grinding if you want to have those potions and not use just crystals, which you'll want to save for legendaries, sucks that there's no mileage now but events seem to give the new legendary things pretty fast.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >who know if/when it'll hit kingdom though
        I wonder how they would implement a similar progression system. Cookie promotion counts towards Bond Level already. Ascension maybe? That'd be nasty.

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Haven’t played in a while, so now that gacha was replaced by a soulless roadmap in ovenbream, you can’t farm diamonds and be ready to summon on the new OP cookie to btfo people in trophy race with the cookie or am I missing something? moronic ass change who asked for this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you can’t farm diamonds and be ready to summon on the new OP cookie to btfo people in trophy race with the cookie or am I missing something?
      You can get stuff from pretty much any mode, the trophy race chest can unlock it for you randomly too and other soruces of cookies, doing trials gives you those points and can unlock them once you have enough or use a higher amount of crystals to unlock it if you REALLY want it, but events and the like should give you some copies of them if you do them anyways.
      >moronic ass change who asked for this
      Devsis was pretty much forced as to not loose more money because of a lawsuit most likely, the thing they did with firing like 20 people who were doing comics and other stuff like a social app for cookie run was so illegal on places like the USm there's going to be law revisions in Korea so it doesn't happen kek, also they copied the system from Brawl Stars, the team is obsessed with that game to the point they're trying to copy their business model.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >use a higher amount of crystals to unlock it if you REALLY want it
        i mean, you're pretty much spending what you'd spend on the big draws, just that you get a lv1 instead of a guaranteed lv3 + shitton of other things
        which fair enough should be lowered because its too much

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >also they copied the system from Brawl Stars
        Yeah that’s why I was so pissed when I opened the game and saw that shit. Brawl stars was always shit tier but that change completely killed the game, don’t even feel like playing ovenbreak anymore cause of it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm completly ok with how the system works for Epics
        But it's genuinely insulting how expensive maxing a Legendary is

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know what every cookie uses in Rock Paper Scissors? I have been winning every round except VS Ananas (I predicted it using rock, but used scissors instead).
    I have been using the psychological side of RPS. Have I just been lucky or what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much yeah, use you psyche to win
      there may be a remote case once in a while where this does not apply and you must just play on instinct
      likely dino sour is more of a scissors type because claws and cherry ball paper because palms(?) to play with accuracy, although sometimes she could also pick rock

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally maxed out Yoga Cookie and her pet, Speaker Sandwich in Puzzle World, still trying to 3-star all chapters, currently halfway through Popcorn Cookie's chapter, yeah. I like OB Yoga Cookie more, haha!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my beautiful cookie wife

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >webm made in 1000 hours in moviemaker 🙂
        Yes she is! I especially love the variety of her Yoga posing here in Puzzle World, as flexible as a fluffy pretzel!

        a puzzle world player? holy...
        tell me, how are things there?

        Puzzle World's pretty laid-back, ever since the last Cherry Cookie about a 2021 February ago. Glad there's no rush in going for completionist in this year, so definitely taking my sweet time collecting Firecracker, Bomb, and Cauldron power-ups as well as the weekly farming of gems in Battle Mode till I hopefully reach level 1540 with 3-stars, hehe!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're an example to loyal husbands everywhere

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a puzzle world player? holy...
      tell me, how are things there?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >webm made in 1000 hours in moviemaker 🙂
      Yes she is! I especially love the variety of her Yoga posing here in Puzzle World, as flexible as a fluffy pretzel!
      [...]
      Puzzle World's pretty laid-back, ever since the last Cherry Cookie about a 2021 February ago. Glad there's no rush in going for completionist in this year, so definitely taking my sweet time collecting Firecracker, Bomb, and Cauldron power-ups as well as the weekly farming of gems in Battle Mode till I hopefully reach level 1540 with 3-stars, hehe!

      She looks so much better dark-skinned.
      They need to fix her in Ovenbreak.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        her bishop skin from the chess choco update has a nice skin tone too if i remember right

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i was watching divegrass yesterday
    this board has lost all the games so far, at least our player Bday cake cookie has played ok at defending

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Participation medals for all!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no joke, that's all we'll get this cup
        last match is on May 13 against /d/
        on another note, why did OB team stopped adding trial milestone rewards? it stops at 100 and they have enough cookies to almost fill another 100 more

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Got 2 Lotus mats just today from AFK farming
    Everybody suckle on my teats. I rule.

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >fricked up the links
    [...]
    Well Anon if that's the case you'd sure have a cozy time with some big mug of hot Cocoa would you not?
    Uncensored: https://files.catbox.moe/s7mq98.png
    Not big enough? She's got a bigger cup: https://files.catbox.moe/15pqg6.png

    2x frickup combob
    but thanks t'n'aanon it's actually been getting pretty warm up here thankfully enough, and more cocoa makes everything better

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know if the Triple Cone Cup Story will be saved in the Tower of Memories? I won't have enough time to finish it, so I just want to skip through the chapters so I can read it later in the tower. Will I be able to do that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it should, just like every other event

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see it in the Tower of Memories. You might need to speed read it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to my- I mean this guys channel, it has all the story ready to see!

      Don't forget to like, subscribe and click the notification bell to make the channel grow bigger, I just love that...

      Nah, other anon is right, it's pretty fricking ugly. But at least its not super annoying like I thought it'd be; Dino-Sour gives this thing a good reason to exist, I guess. Still fricking weird that Devsisters would make this cookie dinosaur hybrid have a legitimate animal body and only a cookie head. And the fact they're making it act like an animal in the trailer, too; ew. Pretty weird, tbh.
      Also, ew, why is it growing so fast like that fricking ugly creepy ass twilight baby?? More pedo pandering, gross.

      >why is it growing so fast
      Uohh... Imagine that Pond Dino grows bigger and faster than a normal cookie since it's half a dinosaur... Maybe grow so much you can fit in her palm... that would be pretty ho- Cute...

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much do you guys think is Parfait into the money of the biz? From her dialogues and story she looks like she just kind of struggles and begs for you to buy her albums and see her streams, doesn't seem much into it sometimes... that's cute though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta show the artist struggling in their work somehow. I think she's still early stage. Her fandom is small, and money tough, but she's still genuinely passionate about why she wants to do it.
      I don't want to think what happens in the future when she becomes jaded and her passion was a thing of the past, or worse yet, she attracts one of THOSE idol fans.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It doesn't matter if the audition goes bad, if no one recognizes me, or even if my toppings melt in the summer rain! I keep playing my guitar and sing about the truth in my heart.
        i think she's just tired from working all day. i'm sure she wants to make a lot money so she can work on her songs full time but she genuinely loves singing. even if it's not always rewarding...

        You Anons are absolutely right, I was listening to the song while finishing this and damn she does hit you in the feels, hope she can get around the gloominess, the story with the picnic last time was also cute with her.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          god i really want to draw her jamming out so hard she doesn't notice that her boobs jumped out of her top.

          nice job anon, you really captured her fluffy cuteness

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It doesn't matter if the audition goes bad, if no one recognizes me, or even if my toppings melt in the summer rain! I keep playing my guitar and sing about the truth in my heart.
      i think she's just tired from working all day. i'm sure she wants to make a lot money so she can work on her songs full time but she genuinely loves singing. even if it's not always rewarding...

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly thing's trial video

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i was not expecting it to be a quadruped cookie
      like, at all... i was thinking about a goofy running cycle
      skill is literally Pizza cookie's skill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she's not ugly be nice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, other anon is right, it's pretty fricking ugly. But at least its not super annoying like I thought it'd be; Dino-Sour gives this thing a good reason to exist, I guess. Still fricking weird that Devsisters would make this cookie dinosaur hybrid have a legitimate animal body and only a cookie head. And the fact they're making it act like an animal in the trailer, too; ew. Pretty weird, tbh.
        Also, ew, why is it growing so fast like that fricking ugly creepy ass twilight baby?? More pedo pandering, gross.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mocha Ray cookie is literally the same shit, just fish instead. It's just a matter of design
          the excuse for it being a newborn hybrid is what is weird, not how it looks
          >why is it growing so fast?
          animals have faster metabolism and growth rate

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is the Chinese version getting new looks/costumes for Wizard and Custard (GingerBrave too technically cause Skulls = Bad in china so censored)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ngl i'd kill for them to be the actual main gang in story mode, i feel their interactions would be way more fun
      >Princess pampering and playing with Custard cause she finds his royal shenanigans cute and reminds her of home
      >Madelaine constantly getting into shit beacuse "im a paladin and im so kewl"
      >Cream puff and wizard forming a friendship thanks to their shared love for magic
      >Almond being the dad of the group beacuse when you have a group conformed by an adventure-obsessed princess who gets in constant danger, 4 children, two of which actively practice magic and a manchild with a big ego somebody has to be the responsable one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That could possibly be fun, but I do feel that many characters in one story might spread them too thin unless each part in the story you mention is done when the first chapters that have little to no stakes at hand and sort of individually, also considering how the usual teams are of 5 having 7 characters be the bulk of the story while repeating class types aren't that great either in gameplay (Let alone that Cream Puff is Guild exclusive at least in here).
        In any case Wizard, Strawberry and GingerBrave were done pretty good in the last story chapter not having Custard be that much of a moron and Chili doing the same thing over and over again too while showcasing the other new guys when they are in the same place unlike the Cacao story where huge bulk of the main characters weren't even there and spent most time off screen to end up being the deus-ex machina to solve the weird ghost thing with Dark Cacao (Seriously though the main group can just beat the shit out of everything in Canon even after having fought just seconds ago how the frick)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Seriously though the main group can just beat the shit out of everything in Canon even after having fought just seconds ago how the frick
          They honestly seem to be the most recent creations right from the witches oven if going by the opening of Kingdom is anything. Maybe they were made extra special as some sort of witchy b***hy long con to mop up the mess DEC made.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe they were made extra special as some sort of witchy b***hy long con to mop up the mess DEC made
            lol no the Witch who made him accidentally put life powder on GingerBrave's batch instead of normal ginger powder, b***h almost didn't know he existed but made GingerBright with the rest of the batch to keep him some company (In games she exists anyways) a la Adam and Eve for some weird reason,

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This armor just proves she has massive fricking breasts under all that clothing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      damn, didn't notice that waist
      such figure is a delight to see

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just wonder how many Cookies gals have wished to have a bigger chest (And how many dudes for hers to grow).

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          probably hundreds, lotus paradise seemed to be a big place
          makes for a fun scenario where Hydragnea feels very jealous about those wishes but has to remain calm and silent because she's lotus's right hand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      another reason for this they/them bullshit to be retconned entirely

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this post has enlightened me to the lotus, many thanks

      inconspicuous catbox link: https://files.catbox.moe/rk7ib0.png

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Piss baby cookie makes actual baby sounds when jumping

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    longan is, very much, getting really fricked

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah piss baby cookie

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally managed to get Lotus candy to lvl 5
    >No will to play anymore
    Every fricking time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >do thing that will probably drain all your remaining fun value
      expected
      how many bags did you open? i need numbers for bullshit reasons

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was mostly from AFK farming, I only grinded the trial for like 10 hours before giving up.
        I don't know precisely, but at least 350 rainbow pouches, so 3K5+ in total.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >do thing that will probably drain all your remaining fun value
      expected
      how many bags did you open? i need numbers for bullshit reasons

      It was mostly from AFK farming, I only grinded the trial for like 10 hours before giving up.
      I don't know precisely, but at least 350 rainbow pouches, so 3K5+ in total.

      >make legendary a key figure in an event
      >make materials an absolute ass to get
      Fricking hate it when games do this. All it tells me is "BUY BUY BUY!".

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any real proof that Pitaya is coming to Kingdom as playable next update?

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised no-one is taking the Clotted Cream pill for the Madeleine/Kouign comp. Those two buff his damage output to disgusting proportions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do tell your toppings, i never ran a successfull test with light comp having clotted in full raspberry because it takes away so much damage from possibly 2 units (3 if financier is in too), not to mention he fricking dies by existing on the same battlefield

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lob your team anon please

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do tell your toppings, i never ran a successfull test with light comp having clotted in full raspberry because it takes away so much damage from possibly 2 units (3 if financier is in too), not to mention he fricking dies by existing on the same battlefield

      >Hollyberry(DR)
      >Kouign-Amann(DR)
      >Madeleine(ATK)
      >Clotted Cream (ATK)
      >Moonlight(CD)
      Yes CC dies right after using his skill (and Moonlight follows him shortly after usually), but by that point the other team is pretty much melted and your three frontliners are more than capable of finishing the job.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't know if you still lurk here Anon, bit what treasure you use for this comp

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Scroll, Whistle, Robe.
          Madeleine and Kouign need the highest ATK Speed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is Madeline's candy necessary, cause I'm using the same team, minus a few skill levels, and it's shit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Been using the team since then and it's the epitome of hit or miss. It either decimates the enemy team, or gets me brutally as raped. Will probably try it again when I get more skill powders

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Madeleine's MC is absolutely necessary. He's shit without it

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright guys, I need to know. The official Twitter posted an image with a butter and dragon emoji and that is not Pitaya. Is it the epic and Pitaya will be the legendary?
    I need proof! I need answers!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Weird combo but alright

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HOLY SHIT IS THAT CHARIZARD

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >After a regular attack, Pastry Cookie fires an arrow of light at the nearest enemy. Under the effect of the Battle Prayer, the Cookie's regular attack DMG and ATK SPD are increased.

    >Doesn't actually do light damage
    Can they just give her a little bit of a buff here? Can partner her up with Madeleine and boost that damage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its not the same divine light
      Pastry cookie's damage comes from her beliefs on the pastry order (which is basically some form of christianism) while Madeline and co. are actually chosen by the light of the gods
      you can call me bullshit and that its vage enough to make it the same source, but if she wasn't buffed at the moment that the elemental system came out, then it must be something else
      otherwise angel cookie and pure vanilla would've been also affected by it

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >its the red dragon
      honestly? sick twist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, this reminds me of those Cookie Wars animations

  136. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God please let cannoneer cookie not be super epic greedy garbage

  137. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sexiest cookie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lady Bon Bon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sexo Bon Bon

  138. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can we all just give a great big F to piss on the grave of the worst event in Kingdom?
    It's finally over, no more bullshit arena grind. If they do this again I will jellybomb their fricking headquarters with the allahu ackbar guys they cut from the Ramadan update

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hated how they made us switch teams, like what was the point of that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can imagine it was an attempt to shuffle the balance a bit and assumed they would do it for every third of the event but nope. They didnt.
        Shout-out to having to wait 30 minutes to actually get matched in people that aren't in your house. I was even seeing people that weren't assigned to any at all, it was awful.
        Not to mention how pointless those side events were. If they gave flags maybe this wouldn't have been so bad but arena only (and then arena against specific opponents randomly chosen that can also include ineligible participants) it was so damn bad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously, I counted five times where my whole arena list was majority of my group, had to keep resetting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My teams never got first place once. I won’t get that 1st place trophy I guess kek

  139. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it wrong that I kinda wanna y’know…

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna???
      I wanna.....

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YOU wanna?
        I WANNA, because he’s CUTE!

  140. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick you guys Pastry is going to be extra white in the chinese version this is so fricking funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pasty cookie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >violently racist biblethumper
      >turned white by the chinese

      genuinely what did they mean by this

  141. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know the Tart cookie's pronouns? I keep seeing people call them a she, but they sound masculine to me in the video so I thought they'd be a he?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about that this early
      i could see the ol' "draw a girl, call it a boy" being used
      just wait for the update

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you got your response (kinda?)
      looks like she's an old hag

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ...Did you say hag?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon can't read
          >Anon hears text

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Went and checked, the now Tarte Tatin Cookie has a feminine voice in English

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >A badass hag
        Sweet

        Damn there's already new features and stuff that chinese version will have when it releases, wonder if it's going to end up like the PvZ 2 where it basically was a different game at one point.

        that strawberry design is very adorable. is the chinese version of kingdom redesigning every single cookie?

        Those look like exclusive costumes to me (Unlike that white Pastry) but Idk. They are looking really cute though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick is that Hoshou Marine from acclaimed Vtuber company Hoe-girlve?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sexo
        mucho sexo

  142. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Typical kids raging over someone "mispronouncing" Pitaya is typical

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Worst yet is that that homie is right, The Dragon was referred to as He in the LINE games but western babies wanted their fake inclusion so English team was forced to, never forget the head in the museum had it right the first time.

      >violently racist biblethumper
      >turned white by the chinese

      genuinely what did they mean by this

      That we should make fanart of white pastry to piss people off.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man, outside of the skin change, her new clothes look really good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there’s a reason why every time you show a dragon cookie to someone who doesn’t know about those, they will always go he or she
        holy shit i fricking hate enbies like you already have peppermint cookie isn’t that enough for you gays to not invade the others

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >you already have peppermint cookie
          He had them even in OvenBreak but were suddenly changed one update after they wiped out many other translations that didn't give them enough money also a Child too lol

  143. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pastry is my wife, please stop posting pictures of her without her consent.

  144. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >haven't finished oddysey/master mode
      >no crystals
      >no star jellies
      >no skill powders
      i am severely lacking for this one

  145. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    burunyuu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i need more images of her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GET OUT OF MY HEAD NEKO ARK
      AAAAAAAAAA

  146. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I thought we had two more days of this event, not that it would be tallying for the last two days who thought this deceptive timer is a good idea FFFFFUUUUUUUU

  147. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else thinks that trays of chaos should give a ranking reward based on fastest completion for the last 50 trays?
    its not necessary at all, but i feel like there's something that feels missing on it

  148. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we add a fourth epic+ rarity
    EOS can't come soon enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely moronic decision but I hope the game stays just a little longer. I’m thinking two years max.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Three more rarities soon: Mystic, Archaic, and Heavenly rarities. I really wonder if they're going to EOS the game soon since they're obviously running out of cash.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic considering that Kingdom attracted more people than the game that currently has 6 years active

  149. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine an universe where instead of the BTS collab we got a Bloons collab. I feel things would be better if that had happened instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i remember someone saying that long ago, was it you?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, a bunch of people unironically thought we'd get a Bloons collab cause not everybody is aware of what purple balloons meant.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i'd say it isn't a bad idea, kingdom would benefit from a bloons collab, and maybe add Banana cookie just for good measure
          >but there are many monkeys!
          just put the dart monkey and let him evolve based on what toppings he has, no need to overthink
          then again, collabs with other "prominent IPs" doesn't seems like a bad idea if done once a year

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It wouldn't make much sense from them to make one collab with Bloons, all of the ones they've done in the game's been stuff that's WAY bigger than them, Hello Kitty, Sonic, Motherfricking Disney and BTS, things that aren't as big as those names are done by the other guys instead, like the Enstars or that other weird game I forgot its name with cookie recolors nobody cared about, you'd assume they would do it with Adventure time like how Bloons did it instead (They got Finn's voice for GingerBrave and all) but that Franchise's done.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              collabs in general require way too much thinking and understanding of both IPs
              on this subject, Mega Man could be a good franchise to collab with given the plethora of options that franchise has but i don't trust Capcom

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Mega Man could be a good franchise to collab with given the plethora of options that franchise has but i don't trust Capcom
                See as how Dragalia Lost's collab was lacking you'd be right. Now MH or SF would get a ton of things.

                If you haven't played since Dark Cacao you haven't missed jack. Chapters 15 and 16 with the city of wizards is genuinely a sidequest. One minute you're trying to find the rest of the ancients for Pure Vanilla next you're all on a journey to find some random b***h.
                They're stalling on Golden Cheese for whatever reason

                >One minute you're trying to find the rest of the ancients for Pure Vanilla next you're all on a journey to find some random b***h.
                Did you not play Odyssey? They talked about getting help from the Elements and Dragons and they don't know where the Golden Cheese kingdom is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >don't know where the Golden Cheese kingdom
                i remember clotted cream mentioning that he has pinpointed the general area of golden cheese, its in the hall of memories i believe

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Did you not play Odyssey? They talked about getting help from the Elements and Dragons and they don't know where the Golden Cheese kingdom is.
                I did, I do remember that scene exactly but it's just clumsily done I felt.
                Also i genuinely don't know how they lost an entire kingdom. How they could have gone through the dark flour war and fought with GCC and know that she loved to flaunt her wealth which had to come from somewhere but no one has a fricking clue where she went especially since we have flying machines in this universe.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She never told them where her kingdom was.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That just raises so many goddamn questions out of however long they were working together during the dark flour war.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She's a dictator and doesn't want them to mess with her stuff.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Probably like most desert areas in fictional narratives places where they're hidden by mirages magic and/or other whatever's that need tools or solve puzzles to even see them let alone get in? In any case she's probably not wanting to tell them because the artbook says she faked being born from a golden egg that's Royalty in that Kingdom that's full of birds instead of cookies.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >? In any case she's probably not wanting to tell them because the artbook says she faked being born from a golden egg that's Royalty in that Kingdom that's full of birds instead of cookies.
                Oh that's actually rather interesting. Makes me interested in seeing her now because I assumed she was just some haughty megabitch
                Now she can be that AND a liar trying to protect her position

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely not
      cookiefricking i can get behind but i refuse to be associated with people who want to frick cartoon monkeys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        anon nobody said anything about fricking either of them (yet)
        if you had your coombrain turned off you'd understand it's a genuine collab idea.
        then again, idk if I agree with that anon, I'm sure they would've fricked it up just like the last 2 collabs anyways lmao

  150. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gonna return to crk because of pitaya but feeling like catching up on the messy ass lore can any of you summarize it or some videos I can watch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where did you let off the game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you haven't played since Dark Cacao you haven't missed jack. Chapters 15 and 16 with the city of wizards is genuinely a sidequest. One minute you're trying to find the rest of the ancients for Pure Vanilla next you're all on a journey to find some random b***h.
      They're stalling on Golden Cheese for whatever reason

  151. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    once again, Withe Lilly discussion is aboard because kingdom mentioned "a small cookie, delicate like a flower" with a withe flower emote on it, obviously being the cannoneer cookie
    actually, no discussion is happening right now, but soon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      white lilly cookie is pure sex

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was white lily whenever something actually happens it’s ALWAYS got to do with white lily (because she’s cute and precious).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >kills the witches
        >causes doom
        >makes cookies go insane with the origin question
        >planning on mass genocide
        >uses dragonkind power to kill cookies
        >all because she wanted to create a cookie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If PV gave her the PP none of this would have happened

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i guess that the saying rings true... all she needed was a good dicking

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i guess that the saying rings true... all she needed was a good dicking

            How would that help her make the strongest cookie?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              post-nut clarity

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Cookie eugenics

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Racial cleansing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He’s clearly a fricking homosexual for not loving her that’s all I’ll say

  152. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Baby's hard mode trial makes me feel like a moron, there's lots of shut in there trying to kill ugly name dino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the hell were they thinking with the auto lock on piranhas, I haven't seen anything like this before but is kind of bullshit, not sure if it's about gitting gud or not...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        its the first piranha that seems hard because of the jelly bear placement, the others are easy as long as you follow the path

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you slide or pass under them, it's pretty easy.

  153. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit, it was in fact white lilly cookie talking to pitaya dragon
    from how it seems, it was at aome point after the magic academy incident
    as for the gacha, its the regular nether/legend gacha so nothing to worry

  154. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I claim this thread in the name of Dark Enchantress Cookie

  155. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pitaya needs more testing, but so far he needs to abuse the 1 minute mark with enhanced breath
    he doesn't kill everyone on the dot with it because hp shield prevents so... if only there were some zap units viable...

  156. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn there's already new features and stuff that chinese version will have when it releases, wonder if it's going to end up like the PvZ 2 where it basically was a different game at one point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that strawberry design is very adorable. is the chinese version of kingdom redesigning every single cookie?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >is the chinese version of kingdom redesigning every single cookie?
        No, these are costumes, but there are quite some cookies who are indeed getting redesigned, specifically ones with skulls to not have them and specific other things like religious symbols or being a black/tanned apparently, ones like Almond will stay the same for example

        Holy frick is that Hoshou Marine from acclaimed Vtuber company Hoe-girlve?

        >>>/vt/

  157. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any good team ideas for Dragon City gates?

  158. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hollyberry alludes to Pitaya using He in one of her notes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least share it i can't check out my game right now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably referring to this in the notes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's abut Wildberry

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How is it about Wildberry? The story portion it came after would have it make more sense if it was about Pitaya, since Hollyberry had been being lenient with them while Wildberry was not. Also, Pitaya's 1st letter is given when Hollyberry's 3rd is given, so it'd be likely that they correlate with each other. Pitaya is talking about how they used to nap in their nest all day before they began fighting Hollyberry as a past time, and it seems like Hollyberry is saying that she's become more lenient with Pitaya because the two of them are close (whether they admit it publicly or not)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not like Devsis spills the truth anyways

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this is why i will always see the "they/them" bullshit for unspecified and not one over the other

  159. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so what do i get from guild shop?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dragons, then anything else

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but is there an order or i just choose who i want?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          for metagaygorty, you pick either longan or lotus
          for fun, anyone
          its going to take you a long time building them up because you can buy one every week, so it would take around 35 weeks of constant buying unless you spend potions
          and that's for just one drsgon

  160. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't these people accept that nonbinary people can go by they/them AND he/him at the same time?? Absolutely ridiculous how they try to force only one set of pronouns on the cookies that have had multiple pronouns used for them.
    They're only so butthurt cause it'd ruin their uwu precious forced lesbain ships

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >forced lesbian ships
      Shit, Pitaya and Roguefort as lesbos (with any other female) is cringe as frick, it just doesn't really feel right

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly. Both Pitaya and Roguefort have been referred to using he/him pronouns besides their normal they/them. Leave men and nonbinaries who use he/him out of lesbian spaces. So many lesbian fetishizers in this fandom, I swear.

        Not to mention creeps keep force transitioning the feminine male cookies into females or nonbinaries who use he/him and claim it's totally alright to call them lesbians. Like, no. Stop fetishizing trans lesbians and enforcing your Gender norms on feminine men. Let men wear what they want, too, instead of forcefully transitioning them for your weird lesbian agenda. You guys have tons of other cookies to headcanon as lesbians instead of these guys omg.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What is it with some fandoms that claim to be "progressive" but once something deviates from their puritan views they throw a fit, seriously they're so stuck up their own ass that end up excluding those they claim to protect. Same shit happened in Tumblr a long time ago with asexuals being bullied by everyone.

  161. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any good team recommendations for the treasure hunt in Dragon City Square?

    I have Hollyberry, Sherbet, Capascin, Frost Queen, and Black Pearl. Any recommendations?

  162. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Margarine looking decent so far. I'm a lucklet so I don't have Pitaya yet

  163. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ALL GNOMES ARE BASTARDS

  164. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey anons, what's your guild battle team set ups? Wanna see if I can copy them for better results.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't speak for the other two bosses since they're not my main focus but my dragon squad is:
      >Milky Way (CD)
      >Eclair (DR)
      >Licorice (DR)
      >Prune Juice (CD)
      >Cotton (CD)

      >Scroll
      >Epic Stopwatch (the common one is fine if the former isn't levelled up)
      >Whistle

      At lower levels you can probably get away with giving Eclair and Lico more offensive toppings such as CD and ATK but at high levels they'll need DR otherwise the dragon's damage reflection will simply melt them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For living abyss I'm using
      Milky Way (CD)
      Space Doughnut (CD)
      Caviar (ATK)
      Squid Ink (ATK)
      Cotton (CD)

      Scroll, Stopwatch, Whistle.

      My dragon team is the same as

      Can't speak for the other two bosses since they're not my main focus but my dragon squad is:
      >Milky Way (CD)
      >Eclair (DR)
      >Licorice (DR)
      >Prune Juice (CD)
      >Cotton (CD)

      >Scroll
      >Epic Stopwatch (the common one is fine if the former isn't levelled up)
      >Whistle

      At lower levels you can probably get away with giving Eclair and Lico more offensive toppings such as CD and ATK but at high levels they'll need DR otherwise the dragon's damage reflection will simply melt them.

      but I started using Royal Margarine instead of Licorice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't fight the avatar but I have a friend that does.
      avatar is pretty simple as your choices are extremely limited. You can't debuff him at all so you need cookies that buff themselves or just shit out flat damage
      Pomegranate is the best support, and options like Pastry, Squid Ink and even Cherry Blossom get good results.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, can you see if you can get your friend's team set up?

  165. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Twitter immediately jumping to the fact the margarine guy is hb's ex and then backpedaling when it's just wrong (not because like there wasn't anything hinting to it whatsoever) is the funniest shit ever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao legit. Just more to show that these little twats have zero reading comprehension, can't take jokes, and make factless claims before even reading the stories for themselves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homie's whole joke is that he isn't the real deal because margarine isn't butter to people say he's like i don't fricking know a rapist is really funny indeed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Twitter immediately jumping to the fact the margarine guy is hb's ex and then backpedaling when it's just wrong (not because like there wasn't anything hinting to it whatsoever) is the funniest shit ever

        Lmao legit. Just more to show that these little twats have zero reading comprehension, can't take jokes, and make factless claims before even reading the stories for themselves.

        Ah yes classic twitter/discord cycle starts anew

  166. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the frick
    margarine is dogshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pair him with someone else that can poison. His wyvern sweep does.more damage for each stack of poison.
      Been having good results with prune juice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        full poison dream team...
        affogato... licorice... poison mushroom...

  167. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >9
    Entering ecological dead zone

  168. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    13-30

  169. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thread baker bread maker save us

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not yet!

  170. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Got some news of an insider from Devsisters about the future content to be added in Cookie Run: Kingdom. Take this as a grain of salt since most things might not be true or end being released.

    Story: They mentioned little to no information about the game's plot and what's next to come to it, but fortunately, they said about the characters that are coming to the main story:
    >The other members of Cookies of Darkness from Ovenbreak (Matcha Cookie, Lobster Cookie and Chess Choco Cookie), are planned to be added in the game and the story as well, thought there are chances that some of them might not get included.
    >The remaining members of the Five Legendary Dragons, also from Ovenbreak, are planned to be added in the game, with the addition of the "Dragon" Rarity, as well as their respective event/chapter
    >There are plans to add new Dragons original from Kingdom as well.
    >Some cookies that were introduced in previous events(ex: Twizzly Gummy, Croissant, Frost Queen, Sherbet, Black Pearl, Sugar Glass, Amber Sugar, Pastry and Red Velvet), are set to return at some point, since they're crucial characters in the story, thought not soon as expected.
    >Yes, this mean that Timekeeper is planned to appear too with the return of Croissant.
    >The remaining three Legendary Elemental Cookies are soon to be released, with a similar event/story like the Slumbering Moon one.
    >New original Legendary Cookies are also planned to be introduced.
    >The final Ancients (Golden Cheese, White Lily) will be added "soon", thought not in the exact expected order (Golden Cheese > White Lily).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay:
      >More cookies will recieve a buff, meaning that they're preparing to recieve a Magic Candy.
      >There are some cookies that will get a Magic Candy in the future but not soon (ex: Almond, Tiger Lily, Raspberry, Pastry, Blackberry, Red Velvet, etc).
      >Cookies with high rarity (Ancient, Legendary, Dragon) will not recieve a Magic Candy, but a buff since they're meant to be "special".
      >Future Gameplay Mechanics such as Pets, Affection, 6 Cookies Battle Mode and more are close to be finished, so those features could be next, but not soon, to be added.
      >the Guild Dungeons and Wars gamemodes might be ended cancelled & scrapped but nothing is confirmed yet.
      >the future production features ("easy crafting" and the mine) are close to be finished, but nothing is confirmed to be released soon.
      >Cookie Houses and Island Decoration might be added soon in the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Got some news of an insider from Devsisters about the future content to be added in Cookie Run: Kingdom. Take this as a grain of salt since most things might not be true or end being released.

        Story: They mentioned little to no information about the game's plot and what's next to come to it, but fortunately, they said about the characters that are coming to the main story:
        >The other members of Cookies of Darkness from Ovenbreak (Matcha Cookie, Lobster Cookie and Chess Choco Cookie), are planned to be added in the game and the story as well, thought there are chances that some of them might not get included.
        >The remaining members of the Five Legendary Dragons, also from Ovenbreak, are planned to be added in the game, with the addition of the "Dragon" Rarity, as well as their respective event/chapter
        >There are plans to add new Dragons original from Kingdom as well.
        >Some cookies that were introduced in previous events(ex: Twizzly Gummy, Croissant, Frost Queen, Sherbet, Black Pearl, Sugar Glass, Amber Sugar, Pastry and Red Velvet), are set to return at some point, since they're crucial characters in the story, thought not soon as expected.
        >Yes, this mean that Timekeeper is planned to appear too with the return of Croissant.
        >The remaining three Legendary Elemental Cookies are soon to be released, with a similar event/story like the Slumbering Moon one.
        >New original Legendary Cookies are also planned to be introduced.
        >The final Ancients (Golden Cheese, White Lily) will be added "soon", thought not in the exact expected order (Golden Cheese > White Lily).

        sounds too good, like really fricking godlike, to be true
        HOWEVER...
        >>The other members of Cookies of Darkness from Ovenbreak (Matcha Cookie, Lobster Cookie and Chess Choco Cookie), are planned to be added in the game and the story as well
        >Matcha
        >yfw Matcha could be the cookie that WL/DE was hoping to create this whole time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          like i said, i can't guarantee these information might ended true, since i don't trust the information that the insider said.
          Is just matter of waiting for more information. Hopefully, those get announced soon as posible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nothing about porting more kingdom originals to ovenbreak? i'd kill for hollyberry, pumpkin pie and twizzly in ob. (hopefully without voice acting, too. poison mushroom is cute, but giving him normal ob cookie sounds would have been cool)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing about future collabs?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The insided said that there is a Persona 5 Royal planned, but no information that it could release soon.
        Either one of the Mihojo games or another thing might be first before that one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          > persona 5
          devsis wants the kiss of death, huh.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >P5 or Genshit
            Frick off

            bros... eos is upon us...

            If this happens, it must be one of those rare cases that a gacha game who does a collab with P5 doesn't get an eos.
            The game and the franchise as well is still moving millions in South Korea and around the world. So I don't see that happening for a long time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >P5 or Genshit
          Frick off

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          bros... eos is upon us...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          now i know you're just shitposting homosexual

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Persona 5 being in random gachas is common
            Even more when the Metaverse fits by default the dream narrative the Disney collab went with

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              guess kingdom is dying after 1 year then
              expected since they've been hemorrhaging massive amounts of players ever since the moonlight cookie update

  171. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with Tiger Lily Cookie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So does everyone else when they learn about Cookie Run series for the first time. Me included.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it was Cocoa that got me into Cookie Run

  172. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza's beta design makes me think she really was like it on her first few days before getting stressed out with both part time job and college (and getting tanned)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its incredible how little she changed
      just changed some minor details and voila, perfection
      it should be a costume though "1st day on the job"

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        now i know you're just shitposting homosexual

        I'll leave to your own interpretation. Like I said, i can't guarantee it could be true.
        The insider I talked with also gave very vague interpretation.

  173. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If Earl Grey doesn't get added as playable I will riot. Also, I highly doubt this insider stuff is true, since it's so vague and anyone can easily make that kind of stuff up, since it all just seems like plausible stuff that's been talked about being likely to happen for the game's duration, now.

    Also, if Devsisters does another cross over, woof. It will lose them so, so much more money it will be ridiculous.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a cross over make them lose money?

  174. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really know how to make a good shota

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      bratty shota need rape correction

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You say that but he'd end up impaling and reverse raping any girl he comes across with that monster between his legs, his shota dom game is as strong as those volleyball and wafflebot creating skills.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >girl

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You say that but he'd end up impaling and reverse raping any girl he comes across with that monster between his legs, his shota dom game is as strong as those volleyball and wafflebot creating skills.

      he has 100% slapped a woman's ass with this paddle

      probably got away with it too

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hydrangea season coming up.

        >probably got away with it too
        >Implying Orange didn't get herself in all fours to "Grab" the ball that just so happens to put her ass in front of him to slap those cheeks with it.

  175. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they released the Pitaya plush after the global store closes
    These fricking asiatics https://m.brand.naver.com/cookierun/products/8550196718

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      overseas sales are irrelavant to them

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devsis wouldn't hace released it on the global store most likely anyways, the KR store had more stuff they weren't giving here like the Birthday Cake Cookie Plushie.

  176. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pitaya soulstones are sold on the arena shop
    this just means that Dragon is just Ancient tier... which makes sense since ancients are as, if not more, powerfull than them

  177. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thread is almost done, but does anyone know how to use those max cookie and pet tickets in the gatcha for OB? I bough them before Pond Dino came out, and planned on using them for her, but I saw no option for it and ended up using the stars I had from all the trials I completed before her.

  178. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new star rifle animation with jungleberry cookie

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch the video thinking it was just gonna be a homie rubbing his shit on the cookie
      >Actual penetration
      If that MF makes a tiger Lily anal animation, it's so over

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        he is making such good shit honestly I love it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fade to black
      >think it's over
      >the family tree pops up
      >BBC slaps onto the board and splatters a fricking cum trail between it, jungleberry, and tiger lily
      holy frick why
      I mean it's clever but
      why

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why
        because the homosexual who married jungleberry cookie only canonnically did two child before never ever fricking her again; for being such a homosexual, he deserves to be cheated on

  179. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought the little story we got for sherbert cookie last winter was kinda funny. here he becomes a spirit and gets to meet the other legendaries/deities.
    Moonlight's door is locked and no-one answers
    Fire Spirit doesn't care at all and tells sherbert to leave
    Sea Fairy has her head in the clouds as usual and can only offer the most vague advice ever
    and wind archer starts shooting at him
    poor lil boy. you're too good for those narcissists.

  180. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take soul jam to the republic
    >instantly stolen
    the council are a bunch of buttholes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Council more like Incels haha

  181. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before the thread dies, can anyone here help me out?

    I'm stuck at the City of Wizards with at the Graveyard of Stars-- the one with the giant robot that gets a second health bar and it keeps whipping my ass. My team is:

    >Moonlight Cookie: Level 70
    >Capascin Cookie: Level 60
    >Cotton Cookie: Ascended, Level 60
    >Sherbet Cookie: Level 60
    >Frost Queen Cookie: Level 60.

    Any tips?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frost queen
      delete that shit, serves no purpose in this specific chapter bosses
      you need multi hit cookies that can get rid of the hit shield fast enough to deal damage and most of the bosses here are inmune to frozen debuff
      shebert still gets a pass because he shits damage

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who do you recommend? I know Eclair's got good weakness, but who else is a good multi-hit cookie?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Milky Way

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Espresso Cookie is pretty good. Sort of like a diet Black Pearl

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't Rye with Candy like a good choice for shitting damage and multi hits?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yep! I could see her paired well with Squid Ink. Gotta love their pure damage, multi-hit abilities.

  182. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need a doujin/comic of Hollyberry forcing Wildberry to bathe with her because she still sees him as a young cookie only to see my(his) massive cookie wiener and attack him sexually, saying she’ll make him into a man.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my(his)
      hello wildberry cookie

  183. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good team to 3 star Dark Mode 16-20 with and beyond? I've only managed to 1 star 16-20 and can't get any higher.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      So far, would recommend a maxed out Pilgrim Scroll, Conductor's Whistle, and Squishy Jelly Watch with Max Lv and Max Skill Lv PV, Moonlight, Sherbet (Full Cooldown), with Espresso (Full Attack) and HB (Full Damage Resist).

      For me it was Cocoa that got me into Cookie Run

      Same. I love Cocoa, especially her fancy costumes on both Ovenbreak and Kingdom!

  184. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    new bread?

  185. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >searching to share the power of the souljam
    isn't this counterproductive? isn't that dark enchantress's side quest?
    this is very moronic

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