>could become a modern Medici bankrolling AA games forever. >doesnt

>could become a modern Medici bankrolling AA games forever
>doesn’t
What’s his problem?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he made a billion dollars but is still a virgin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      depression makes you want to do nothing

      Would YOU do that with if you had that money? No? Then shut up

      Probably just happy to sit on his laurels and millions of dollars funding random shit like Karl Jobst legal defence

      Would would he burn money?

      Why didnt he buy Ganker? He still hangs out here right?

      Would love if Notch made a game like Palworld, that would be amazing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he did, its called mine craft

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mean kamphf!?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because someone makes the game you want doesn't mean it'll be good. It makes more sense to make it yourself (and then never show the public, because frick them).

      He has a daughter.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not his

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but is still a virgin
      sex isnt expensive you know. the guy probably fricked more b***hes than your entire bloodline and each of them hotter than anyone you ever dared to talk to.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    depression makes you want to do nothing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >depression
      OMG HE POSTED ON TWITTER 15 YEARS AGO THAT HE WAS FEELING A BIT SAD!
      HE MUST BE DEPRESSED AND HATE LIFE!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he did say that getting that amount of money robs you of any motivation to do things

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would YOU do that with if you had that money? No? Then shut up

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd buy a house, a chef, a chauffeur, a personal trainer, and then after putting some money away for the future I'd buy everything I ever considered buying but was too miserly to actually purchase.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't hire a chef or anyone to do house chores for you. Do it yourself so you'll have motivation to get up every morning.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that I have to do chores every day makes me not want to get up from bed every day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesnt need a chef, he has a candy room.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          so this is when you cant buy class

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            mocking a billionaire for being rich is the definition of cope

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              People who refuse to evolve past having the taste of children deserve to be mocked regardless of class

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >C.S Lewis
                >literal pedo who made up Alice in Wonderland to entertain his friend's 12 year old daughter because he was trying to finger her

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alice in Wonderland is Lewis Carroll and like most such claims it's just anti-western israelites making shit up.
                Both the girl and her family was deeply offended by people trying to smear Carroll as a pedo and his unexpurgated diaries (censored by his next of kin) only talk about his dalliances with adult women.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they're both called Lewis that means they're the same
                moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >illiterate mouthbreather gets upset at being called immature

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              he said nothing about his wealth, merely commented on his taste
              you are an ameriburger, aren't you?
              you are wearing shorts RIGHT now, aren't you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                im in boxers and a t shirt my man

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                good for you, i suppose that's a step up from my perception of you

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >seething about shorts as a concept
                do some exercise fatty

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Finding the nouvau riche tasteless is more mainstream than not. A recent example is how tacky and tasteless the arabs were seen when they spent their oil money on luxury cars and vanity projects.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's Notch's fault for buying a house in America instead of somewhere in Europe. Everything is either gaudy or 3rd world in America, class don't exist there.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Every time I watch one of those 100 million mansion videos I just think "how do you spend this much money to make a house this shit". Seriously they all fricking suck ass, they're both impractical and also ugly as frick

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's some sort of scam or tax evasion, I'm sure. Billionaires with street knowledge probably bulldoze those shitboxes instantly and use the insanely expensive land for something else

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                those houses are designed to be a flex to other rich people, not to live in

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >C.S Lewis
            >literal pedo who made up Alice in Wonderland to entertain his friend's 12 year old daughter because he was trying to finger her

            who hurt you?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          god, that candy wall is so fricking lame

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people have been reposting/referencing this for longer than the time he spent working on minecraft

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            jesus christ KMS

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If i was rich, i can honestly say id most likely continue living in squalor. It's too comfy. I would just stop working.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He doesnt need a chef, he has a candy room.

            I would purchase a large plot of rural land (100+ acres) and build a small cottage. With a large wall surrounding the entire area that has razor wire along the top.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And I would buy a shovel and a machete white boy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *Snipes you*
                checkmate.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *teleports behind you and severs a major artery*

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Me too well except it would be on top of a giant tower. I drew it once but can't find the picture 🙁

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the more shit you have the harder it is to take care of it. The cleaning alone is a pain in the ass, and if you have a maid well now it's uncomfy unless it's a bangmaid

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How old is that candy?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wearing fancy leather shoes inside your own home while relaxing and doing nothing
          why?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fancy
            >c**t is wearing black leather laceups with fricking bootcut jeans
            Autism, please understand

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's overdressed for your own house. You could be barefoot, or wearing socks and shorts or loose pants

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I know, I was talking about Notch's autism

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is worse is that he's a Swede, NOBODY here wears shoes indoors.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every mansion I went in I hated.
          I hate wasted vertical space.
          I hate wasted space in general.
          That pic is a good example of an un-cozy and non-intimate setting.
          Looks like he's sitting in a furniture store or bank lobby.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            only thing i hate is sectional walls of paned glass
            i don't live in an apple store
            god what a homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Big ass lodges are the way to go

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The pleb's idea of luxury and class

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What if the candy goes bad?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            what if?
            candy always goes stale after a few months

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks like a museum, not a place to live

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wearing fancy leather shoes inside your own home while relaxing and doing nothing
          why?

          >built up shoes even when you're home alone and not even standing next to a door
          Absolutely pathetic, this whiney frick can do nothing but complain

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker expects something more from a guy that took someone else’s idea, had other devs constantly break user mods that made the game fun every patch, then hit it big randomly one day

          Guy can’t even keep a girlfriend. Billionaire or not

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure I watched some video on youtube of a tour of this house and it was a piece of shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao the candy is right next to the gym

          his house looks so uncomfortable and depressing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love the seethe this causes he probably went to a candy store as a kid with his mom and dad and always loved the atmosphere. I would do this but have a dedicated pizza parlor room with arcade games and everything. Good on him for doing what he wants with his cash frick broke gays for hating on him.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like a hospital
          I don't understand why rich people want to live like this, it's depressing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          White-hot-blinding lights
          When the frick did people forget about ambience
          YELLOW light people, YELLOW light

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2014
          Do you think the candy is still there, 10 years later?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all of it went rotten
          what a fricking idiot

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit this looks so cold and sterile and anti-comfy, I would kill myself if I had to live like that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My motivation would be to play video games, it's what I already get up for most days.
        Plus, having someone make breakfast would get me out of bed to eat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would fund games I want to play, yes
      though it probably is much easier said then done, scammers, lazy people and all that.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lazy people
        Yeah, I’ve unfortunately had to deal with that
        t. blew my game’s budget because the lead artists stopped responding my messages and the lead programmer dropped out of the project due to “muh depression”

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bitches about lazy people
          >can't either code or do art, actually outsourced everything to others
          kek

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's actually hilarious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      (NTA)
      If I, somehow, by some miracle, win Eurojackpot even though I don't play it, I would move away and cut ties with every person in my life. Also change identity.
      >inb4 why you fricking idiot
      Because when you win big money "everybody is your friend" and you find out about family members that were absent for 30-40 years of your life.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you buy a ticket once a year you can afford yourself those dreams.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"everybody is your friend"
        i wouuld love to have friends. that sounds great

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sit at my computer and goon to trannies like usual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not live in California. Why move to America and move to the most EU like state of them all?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks that fricking billionaires live with the plebs instead of their own private gated community

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was thinking about taxes and cost of living. CA is terrible for taxes, same with TX for property taxes but the upside of TX you have no state tax while CA you get regulation hell.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't Elon live in some rando suburb in Austin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would exclusively finance games with cute nonhuman girls. Anime girl games are up for consideration depending on the amount of fanservice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I had that money I'd frick your mom , anally, for $100

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        10 million times

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would, yes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would make smaller games, like metroidmanias or castelmanias.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I had 1.3 billion dollars, I would go on an indie charity-spree, throwing out handfuls of millions to indie games on STEAM that need the support to frick over the zoomer generation and get the games "I" want funded and to be fully developed and released, released. Tired of seeing ambitious and interesting projects die because of a lack of funding due to zoomers having no taste.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >interstellar marines
        Man, there's a deep cut. I remember seeing some trailer for his at an E3 presentation or something.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't work. So many games have successful Kickstarters or are a huge success in Early Access and still get abandoned.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this. Some random homosexual having a good idea for a game means frick all.

          there's thousands of scenarios like this, i was in a 40k thread a few months back where people just spitballed ideas for games in the setting, there was at LEAST a dozen that would have been amazing to play if delivered well.

          And anyone can cook up a trailer and a hype train with said good ideas. But once the money comes in, you actually need guys to develop it as their job, their JOB, its an extremely risky committment that most people, even game devs, are reluctant to take.

          There's a reason those good goy cucks line up around the block to work for AAA companies, because they get paid on time every week, the companies are properly insured, everything is guaranteed to be legal (to an extent) even if they're being exploited depending on the role.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Wouldn't work.
          Yes you need to act exactly like publishers did in the 90s.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        money alone will not make games better. there are plenty of examples of studios with money creating shitty titles, and ones with no money creating amazing ones. "charity-spree" (AKA philantrophy) is just morons trying to play God who ultimately cause more issues in whatever area they mess around with than they solve (bill gates & co.). it's actually a depiction of strong character he's not falling for this shit that traps morons by making them feel good about thmselves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would use it to fund my own indie game development.
      instead of working as a SWE and making games in my spare time a few hours a week I would full time game dev, well maybe less than full time if I was billionaire, just like 20-30 hours a week, gotta chill after all.
      Would fund a couple of games and hire people to help work on them for stuff I am awful at and if they turned out well and made money put all that back into more games and if they all turned out shit I would drop funding them and hiring others but just keep working on them solo as a hobby

      so yeah, not really much else I would want to do apart from not work, hang around and chill, read books, play vidya, go play TCG's
      guess id move to a really nice place too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I would buy an entire island and just frick off forever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically bankroll indie to AA projects.
      I would hire 100% white and asian males only.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if i owned a game development company worth 1.3 billion i would probably only sell a percentage of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would YOU do that with if you had that money? No? Then shut up
      Yes. I would bankroll a spiritual successor to Guild Wars and fund the development and release of annual new campaigns for it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes and anime too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah actually.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean probably? My life, family, and all the vanity I could want cost 30 mil absolutely tops. The rest of that is literally more than I can spend on myself, I’d probably make a company or like ESG fund except instead of ESG it’s good video games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would YOU do that with if you had that money? No? Then shut up
      if I had a billlion dollara, sure. I'd also finance random authors, or mangaka so they can create their works without worry.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd get the greatest rig of all time set up, wouldn't cost more than a few thousand at worst, then start a game dev/publisher under my own name, hire solely on merit and proof of work, then have everyone make my ultimate "idea guy" games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I had that amount of money, I'd probably invest it in getting some sort of businesses going in my grandparents' hometown. That place is going to be a ghost town with no services and only a dwindling population of pensioners in a couple decades if things don't pivk up, and that'd suck. Tourism should be viable, at least.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d offer half with the promise to the first group of people who make wienerroaches extinct

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would solo fund an anime adaptation of the entirety of Ender's Game like the cryptobro who funded Mushoku Tensei's anime.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh? didnt realise it was funded by a rich weaboo, huh, that's pretty cool actually, i quite enjoyed that anime. Good songs too.

        Not to mention he was on the money, its a big hit of a show.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the cryptobro who funded Mushoku Tensei's anime.
        Had no idea that was the case, very based.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would just hire college girls to shit in my mouth tbh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i would be the greatest maplestory player of all time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I probably would. At 1.3B I'd happily fund and publish a bunch of 1 million dollar projects, bump it up to higher funding if I thought it was a good idea or I had creative control. I'm not a very good coder but I know enough to be more than just an "Idea guy".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I had 1.2bil dollars or more would I forever greenlight, support, and help manage games pushing a message of White Wellbeing to push back and knee cap the antiwhiteism destroying this industry?
      Yes.
      I would.
      Without question.
      Movies and cartoons too.
      Hell you could even start up a online home school free of antiwhiteism with money to spare even.
      The fact that Notch has all that money, despises antiwhiteism and does frick all to undermine it is pathetic and disgusting.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The banks would steal your money within weeks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only need like 10 million max to spend for the rest of my life.
      I would just hire a small team and work with them to help me make video games.
      But with 1.3 bil you could easily start a medium sized company that can survive flops for a long time.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would fund an endless supply of unfinished gay furry porn games... actually I already do this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ITT poors and 3rds squandering an investemnt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1. Fund my 3-4 dream game projects
      >2. Fund an anime tv show, a movie, and a live action sci-fi blockbuster
      >3. Build a remote storage facility to preserve anime and video games for at least 1000 years

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd personally make an animation studio which would produce normal mahou shoujo shows, good drama shows, and also sometimes produce animations aimed at maximising shock value.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me? yes. I have 2 games in different genres in mind both worked out in my head that would be better than the AAA slop that is popular now. The only problem is i dont have the money to pay for graphics or marketing or a programmer to make the engine one of the games would need.
      >do it yourself
      im not autistic enough to do a game engine that well if at all.

      with that said, Nost can do w/e idgaf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I would, you fricking moron
      I would make my own games and be a patron for promising gamedev
      I would also hire anime studios to make kino anime
      what was it again, 200,000 bucks per episode?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you don't even have a pitch

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A pitch? I'm a dev
          I have so many ideas, and I'm only working on the ones I can realistically achieve with a single artist and myself as a programmer, composer and everything else, maybe I'll get an assistant programmer. I have concepts for the scenario in which my smaller games blow up and I can hire a bigger team.
          If I had 1 billion, I'd be making absolutely insane AAA shit
          As for anime, I actually have a lot of ideas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at $700k right now, my goal is a temporary retirement to work on my first/easiest dream game around $1m or so.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd sink money into augmented reality games because that has been a horribly neglected sector ever since Pokemon GO.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would buy houses near commie politicians and but refugees on them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Become a commie to own da commies
        The absolute state of numale politics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I would. There are tons of game ideas I have and tons of great ideas others have, just waiting for studios and funding. I don't need a billion dollars to live comfortably. By investing in my hobby it grows stronger and everyone involved more happy ans prosperous.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would YOU do that with if you had that money?
      I would, I wouldn't spend it all on vidya but I probably would spend most of it on things that I think other people would enjoy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What else are you gonna do with all that money and time? Leave the money to your children to waste it on hookers? Play all day long games until you loose all motivation?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would. I would definitely try making a big budget game at least once, if i had that kind of money.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would YOU do that with if you had that money? No? Then shut up
      I'll buy .Hack// from Bamco and pay CC2 to make games agaon, because they're sitting on it and propping up that SAO trash instead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would start my own publishing company and only fund ESG free projects no one else will. You don't even need to be a billionaire to do this, that cuck dunkey did it and he must be like 1 billion dollars away from being a billionaire.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd finance a high quality tv adaptation of my favorite book, maybe a vidya gaem or two, then retire to a mansion filled with hookers and cocaine for the rest of my life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy SEGA or SQUARE ENIX, if not possible, buy some IP from them at high price if needed (to force their hands).

      Make actual perfect remaster (with original version included), add more features that is optional (can be disabled), like online and official modding support.

      Then, from the rest of the money I got and the benefice of those KINO remaster, make new entries that will ABSOLUTE KINO.

      Vagrant Story
      Front Mission
      Parasite Eve
      Saga series
      Sonic
      Panzer Dragoon
      Phantasy Star (online)
      Jet Set Radio

      Then also remake Japan Studio (from Sony).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd establish 2 studios. One studio that would make normal vidya in whatever genre of their choosing after I've greenlit the idea and a visual novel studio. Preferably they'd both be Japanese. I'd want to be the nice boss that gives them sane hours and respectable wages.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a good way to set money on fire, employees are EXPENSIVE so you better have outside investment and know what the frick you're doing
        He's far better off working on his own game again and scaling as he sees fit which is what he's already doing, he just needs to not live like a Saudi oil prince in a mansion that costs 5 figures per month to keep maintained

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol no they'd be indie studios with very small staff for the appropriate budgets I'd invest.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >become a Mcdonald wagie
      >buy the highest end PC rig
      >tfw already beat life

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh beating life is having kids that love and care about you and themselves

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand. Who said that and why do I care enough to get laid?
          Even John Carmack divorced his ugly chink wife a few years ago and he certainly doesn't care about his kids. So was Notch.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do we know anything about notchs daughter?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Getting kids ensures you have something to do even after getting rich.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh beating life is having kids that love and care about you and themselves

        Imagine being one of these people who live by money while also not being complete clinical psycopaths having to read stuff like that.
        I have an exec friend who gets completely triggered when multimillionaires downplay the benefits of being uber rich.
        Of course, having any amount of money is better than being a broke frick, I'm not denying that. The point is when it's your only purpose in life and people who already achieved it downplay it, it must feel really bad.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm just saying that people need relationships, money obviously solves a lot of problems but if you don't have anything else shit is gonna get real existential real fast and you'll be drowning in people that all only want material things from you instead of you yourself

          I don't understand. Who said that and why do I care enough to get laid?
          Even John Carmack divorced his ugly chink wife a few years ago and he certainly doesn't care about his kids. So was Notch.

          John Carmack probably doesn't feel any emotions besides excitement about math, he's not a normal person

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he's not a normal person
            Dunno, if I have the option. I'd rather be excited about a rocket than a nagging wife too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Be excited about the fricking rocket and use your funds to make a fricking triple uber rocket.
              Problem is you just pursue the money and do nothing with it afterwards.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >people that all only want material things from you instead of you yourself
            We are aware women exist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you master chief.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would fund some doujin game making Japs that have a fun battle system

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dream
      Start my own porn vn company in Japan and have my dream nukige made
      >Reality
      Apart from retiring, I'd do nothing with it and just quietly enjoy life, eat well and feel comfortable knowing I can afford anything when I need it. Literally going back to neet life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would YOU fund the game you've always dreamed of if you were filthy rich??
      Yes, moron. What kind of question is that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ITT: if I had this kind of money I'd be spending it SOOO wisely
      fricking lmao, Ganker losers are no better than redditors

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is just edgy reddit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, actually.

      moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would supports, sparsely and anonymous, modders I like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      first: 2 chicks at the same time
      second: fund A games forever
      AA is full of gays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ofc
      I would fund either a high budget futa hentai or a game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      After buying my home and paying off college, I would 100% commission artists I like and throw money/investments into games that I wanna see made, I'd probably still work too but not out of necessity any more.
      Honestly nothing would change except I'd be alot more reckless with throwing stuff at kickstarters and indies than before

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah probably
      Once you attain a certain amount of wealth there's literally no reason not to throw it around and see your life's ambitions realized, I'd probably find a plot of land somewhere in the midwest and recreate the parthenon or something. I missed the days when people woth wealth used it to make massive, public monuments to their ego that were also beautiful, instead of just making everyone else's lives worse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What else is there to spend money on beyond food, prostitutes and videogames?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would just become an uber NEET and spend the rest of my life indoors, eating takeout and playing vidya on my next gen PC

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gets boring real fast

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on who you are.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy Jagex

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just make your own RS rip-off in Unity like Palworld did with Ark/Pokémon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would heal myself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would make season 3 of Rome.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >y-you're just poor!
      Nice argument Notch, you're no better than Kotick hired Blizzard shills

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      become a modern Medici bankrolling AA games forever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      You know what I would not do? Move to fricking LA of all places.
      A moron with money is still a moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not? Probably a lot of good hookers over there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would start an indie company to make…. Well, I haven’t hired the idea guy yet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be your ideas guy when you strike rich. Call me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would buy a few cash cows first. Microtransaction heavy mobile games like gacha stuff maybe to fund the future creative projects.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah absolutely, it's not like I could make a billion dollar dream project, way too much risk, might just invest it in AA projects.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably just happy to sit on his laurels and millions of dollars funding random shit like Karl Jobst legal defence

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would pay millions to ruin karl, what an unlikeable moron

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would would he burn money?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could spend $50 million/year on game dev and never run out of money plus the games will eventually at the very least break even

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >plus the games will eventually at the very least break even
        Well, we know rather little about the returns on games. I have no idea how many AA games break even, how long they take to do so and so on. Not to mention that vidya is a market of extremely low fungibility -- there's way too much variety between different titles, much more so than with music, film etc. which makes estimation of returns on any given title (especially a new, innovative title) even more difficult.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He might want to live more than 24~ years Anon. The man has living expenses you know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is his wealth in value or actual cash money?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe don't fund bad games? He could be the next Devolver or Big Mode if he wanted to.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He sure as hell isn't burning fat.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt he buy Ganker? He still hangs out here right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause Hiro didn't want to sell it.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you keep making threads about yourself?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes still in the candy room

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still think about that room when I see notch post on twitter

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make greatest game of all time
    >"WHY WOULD HE STOP THEREEEEE!!1!?1!"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sells it to pajeetsoft
      so he made nothing then

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was a billion-dollar deal he made with them. that's how he got extremely rich.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was already rich beyond your imagination

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here's what i would do with this guy's money if i had it
    lol

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >steal game
    >become billionaire
    wow, capitalism sure is great

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >take game
      >make it better

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >steal game
        >get Ganker to make it better
        ftfy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Minecraft never had the Soul of Ganker infiniminer servers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >games look similar
      >but play literally nothing alike
      wow sure is stolen assets in here

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could become a modern Venom Snake bankrolling private militaries forever
    >doesn't

    really what is his problem

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where is the fricking TNT????

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Must be weird as frick to throw together a game like Minecraft and all of a sudden you hit an autism vein and you’re a billionaire

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's the full house from an old real estate listing at the time he bought it. the original is gone as far as i can tell but people reuploaded it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao the candy is right next to the gym

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gotta carb up, brah

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how often he uses that gym.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that all that candy ended up rotting away.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder both of us will end up rotting away

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a YOU problem.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder, that if that wall is mostly hard candy, it can last literally forever. If its dark chocolates, it can last for years.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            now i want some dark chocolate

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >second tube from the left, white candy balls
        >the top clearly shows the inside of the tube is mostly air with a thin layer of candy wrapping around the sides
        the candy was a lie lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally everything in this house is designed for parties with a bunch of people. i doubt he ever has anybody over and probably spends most of his time in one single room

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i doubt he ever has anybody over and probably spends most of his time in one single room
        How do you know?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would I know? I was speaking hypothetically

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he had a notorious party hosting phase

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft is stupid but i like this guy a lot. Towers over fahs like kojima and druckman.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    become a modern Medici bankrolling AA games forever
    ’t
    >What’s his problem?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamers and game devs are both s um that deserve each other.

      He took his money and ran. Good for him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe there's """""people”"""" willing to demand money after calling you every name.
      >troon
      Of course, the one creature more entitled than a woman; a man pretending to be a woman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Whats his problem"
      maybe the moron begging for money after shit talking someone and crying how unfair it is
      maybe they should make a good game, if I look at what they have made is probably some awful shit, not to say minecraft is necessarily the best game in the world, but its for fricking sure actually a game and not a glorified walking simulator

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why should he? He made the most successful game in history and sold it to become a billionaire. He probably doesn't want anything to do with active games development anymore because of how shit the industry is. Imagine dealing with a bunch of every day and actively losing money because the game they make is awful and they're overall a shitty person who berate while holding out their hands asking for more money.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't have to deal with those people because you can run your own company and only hire the sort of guys who used to make good video games now that your HR department isn't ran by red haired women

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        become a modern Medici bankrolling AA games forever
        ’t
        >What’s his problem?

        When you are the israelite on top of the totem pole you don't have to "deal" with those people so I fail to see your point. You're literally just the suit that sets the terms.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spend countless amount of time trying to recruit people that are just trying to get hired because you are a billionaire
          It would take more effort finding the right people than it would be making a game yourself

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't even have to do that though. You can hire the proper israelites to take care of that for you. Idk why you guys are making excuses for every detail. If games development was as hard as you make it out to be how the frick are morons like ubisoft and EA on top of this industry when all they do is press copy paste every new game? Legitimately just grab some old looking glass employees and random software engineers or something if you're gonna do it yourself. There are dozens of great dev studios gone defunct because moronic publishers squandered them to leech talent from.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >just hire some HR guy to hire proper people
              Yeah anon that would suuuurely turn out well.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said the proper israelite. Besides you just ignored the rest of my post. Just hire warren spector give him a budget and timeline and make him work on your game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just a reminder this troony homosexual got into making guitar pedals received 15 orders and had a mental break down lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, so why isn't he funding games of people who share his politics/ideaology?
      There are dozens if not hundreds of devs who hold an ideaology that Notch would agree withand have a solid alpha build. Why not help them out to have shit to push back on vile cretins like that?
      You aren't answering the question.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Okay, so why isn't he funding games of people who share his politics/ideaology?
        "frick b***hes - get money" is not a political ideaology, it's basic human nature for anyone who's not a mentally ill self-castrated homosexual larping as a woman.
        Commies will kill you first instead of the billionaires that you both hate BTW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      best part is you know that troony stared at his empty paypal account, refreshing it constantly and dreaming about how lots of money would suddenly appear

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when he invited celebrities to party with him but none of them drank alcohol except for him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Remember when he invited celebrities to party with him but none of them drank alcohol except for him
      He kicked anita sarkeesian out of his house when she randomly turned up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking kek, any proofs?

          kek, source us up plz

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >five words
            >get out of my house
            lmao
            Anita Uber to get home

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Htf does a random person just show up at your house in that type of community? Did she pose as a celebrity call girl?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              you aren't supposed to know about her moonlighting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking kek, any proofs?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me im the proof kek.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Notch we know you lurk here.
            At least give us something of a nod if you're attempting to work on something.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              *nods respectfully*

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              he already mentioned recently he's started working on something new.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek, source us up plz

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People were nothing but horrible to him, I genuinely get it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're talking about the guy who sold out all his friends who made Minecraft for him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder why he did that, maybe because they were shitheads to him and basically stole his game from him.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stole his game from him
          Just like how he stole it from Infiniminer?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, but he also tried buying friends like the total fricking autist he is.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not passionate about making games.
    We've seen this time and time again, especially with porn games. The moment these guys get some money, they stop updating their game.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't have to take risks on game dev
    >doesn't need to deal with shitty corporate hell laws of cali
    >doesn't need to sit in meetings
    >will die with more money than most anons combined here in this thread
    >MAKE A FRICKING HEKKIN GAME U BILLIONARE!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Money is just a means to an end. Sitting on a dragons trove of cash is moronic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He is in the end game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and in the end game you use money to do shit that poorgays can't, not just sit in a mansion and stare at your bank account.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's probably done so much shit already that he hasn't told twitterhomosexuals about that would make everyone seethe. If you were a Billionare would you go "HEY EVERYONE I AM GOING TO BE SPENDING A FEW MONTHS IN JAPAN SLAMMING SUSHI OFF SOME NAKED WOMAN AND THEN FRICKING HER ALL NIGHT. BTW DO NOT TRY TO FIND ME IN TOKYO OKAY?!?! DON'T TRY TO BEG ME FOR MONEY OR BOTHER ME! I WILL BE STAYING IN THE SHINJUKU HILTON HOTEL DO NOT FOLLOW ME THERE OR BOTHER ME! :)"

            You know how many millionares that win the lotto get fricked over by family, "friends", and people who want to use them? Think what a billionare would get.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most billionaires don't tell people, but people find out anyway because of how big the impact is.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is the age of twitter. Most fricks here are too stupid to think two steps ahead and would be out of their billion by the end of the week to the IRS and Nigerian prince.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Poorgays can't sit in a MANSION and stare at a massive bank account
            He is already doing what you want him to do
            He 's probably doing more with his money than what we know

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The autism end-game is different than the regular israelite end-game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay poorgay

        >he thinks that fricking billionaires live with the plebs instead of their own private gated community

        This Notch lives in a gated community with probably 24/7 security and everything taken care of to be picture perfect. Living in LA in Compton is not the same as living in a +200 million dollar house with every whim taken care of and a view of the ocean w/ no smog or nogs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he gets to sit in his house and slowly die...but it's like a really nice house
          Are you literally a Black person? Let me know if that brings Notch happiness.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >be simple man
            >have simple pleasures
            >and billions
            >normies seeth
            dunno about you but that makes it even better

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              A person's brain doesn't produce endless dopamine just because they have big number in a bank account. You would know this if you interacted with any rich person in your life.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who needs endless dopamine hits to be happy? Some people can just be content with the way things are and the way they want it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Frick, I'd love a new car. Oh wait, I'm a billionaire
                *buys car*

                Anon, I think big number does produce endless dopamine

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you honestly believe that after your third ferrari you give a single frick about buying another expensive thing?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather cry in a Mercedes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            everyone knows nignogs leave their house to stand on the street

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            he also gets to travel the world or do literally anything he wants to

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he can do anything
              ....so....what does he do?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What all of us wants to do, stay at home and shitpost on the internet with no obligations to real life.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            notch is swedish, so is pewdiepie
            sweden doesnt have the largest population
            pewdiepie said in one of his videos, he moved away from sweden because being recognised everywhere he went, and having to sign autographs and take selfies fricking CONSTANTLY was annoying
            its not like he owes anyone anything
            if notch stayed in sweden. he'd have to do the same thing
            imagine having 40 people lined up for your autograph every time you visited the convenience store, or went to take a shit in a public toilet

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >having to go to a convenience store or using public toilets if you are a billionaire
              What?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                billionaires dont usually have servants carrying private toilets around with them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                how would you know homosexual

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Billionaires usually rent private transports that can get them from one place to another discreetly, away from prying eyes where they can shit and frick as much as they like.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >make money whoring yourself
              >get mad when people recognize you
              Dumb c**ts that's the price you pay for being a homosexual. "celebrities" should just accept it that's the downside of making money using your face.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didnt get mad, he moved. And you're the homosexual acting all mad about shit that doesn't even involve you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              how can you even compare the two moron? pewdiepie is a recognizable face to zoomers, notch is a fricking game dev. most people wouldn't even recognize him whatsoever. delusional moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whatchu say b***h?

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I become millionaire I am not funding games, I'll buy a skyscraper, gather the cutest girls(male) and fill it with them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me visit pls

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1.3B is literally nothing
    Also connections > money and Notch has none

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In all honesty Zachtronics won since his games are objectively more complex and demanding from the player than all of Minecraft.

    >inb4 "But-But Infiniminer is NOTHING like Micra!!!!

    It doesn't matter, you can plainly see that making dedicated puzzle games with multiple solutions leads to a better and more fulfilling dev lifecycle than an open-ended sandbox of nothing people need 100s of mods to justify wasting their life away.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe there are 40+ year old incels on this board who simp for this fat frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is a success story if there were any.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing tickles the insecurity taint of v quite like a notch thread or an avgn thread.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Notch is pretty based, and he's not a weeb, so naturally Ganker hates him.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notch is a gigantic homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      theres like 20 mods for that or you can always make your own, homosexual

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads lost their point when he's posting about working in an office making games again.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: zoomie coomzoomers baffled a man doesn't spend all his money on things

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He made it. Why would he waste time and money for your sake? He doesn't owe you anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he does, i played his lego simulator which increased it's popularity.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do Kelloggs owe me because I eat their breakfast cereal every other morning?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why he makes Ganker mad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be ause he waas supposed to blow his billions ~saving gaming~ from the ess jay doubleewes but instead told the game industry to frick off and moved to beverly hills

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >finally make billions
        >look at gaming industry being completely fricked
        >hmm I could blow all my billions in starting a company, try to make a game that will most likely get poisoned by the culture, and then be broke by the end with a game that isn't it Minecraft 2.
        >lol nvm imma just retire and enjoy my life

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >die alone having given up doing anything positive and having no more goals or desires
          Damn, sounds like the good l-life!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he escaped the hood so every Black person here will try to drag him down and back where he "belongs"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trooncords seething perpetually about him being a successful right wing game dev aren't Ganker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People tend to get mad at rich homosexuals who don't know how to live rich. A lot of it is jealousy but it's actually a thing. I have a friend who makes good money and he lives a pitiful Ganker style life because he's uncreative and autistic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deep down Ganker is those Black folk you see who are on welfare and think they made it by walking around in MJ shoes.

      It baffles them that someone actually has fricking sense with money and not a complete ass.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ancient rich gays
    >Commissioned giant castles
    >Bankrolled cities and towns
    >Every statue maker and painter was on their payroll
    >Have 20 kids, 9 of whom will die and 7 of whom will never know their rich lineage
    >Brought scientific automatas to run their homes or entertain them
    >Massive beautiful garden
    >Their estate is considered a UNESCO world heritage site
    Modern rich gays
    >Commissioning costs money, therefore don't commission anything
    >Don't own any city or town. Why give people access to YOUR money?
    >Statues? Paintings? Lmao, I have an instagram though
    >Have 1 kid who will become a hippy drug addict. Epsteins island destroyed your perception of children
    >Buy latest iphone and maybe a fridge with a tv on it
    >No garden because you live in LA and it stinks like shit everywhere
    >Estate will be resold within the decade and nobody will remember they existed after they die

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, commission a castle and breed like a rabbit having your kids fight over it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Buy Castle
        >Frick bunnygirl wife into a MILF
        >watch your kids fight for your entertainment

        Anon I like the way you think.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget

          >Leave ambiguous inheritance will that can be open to interpretation depending on how the light hits it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying ancient chads weren't pedos too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Commissioned giant castles
      >Every statue maker and painter was on their payroll
      Those things helped keep their wealth intact throughout generations.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's precisely the point I'm making. They're known throughout generations and hundreds of years, some even thousands of years because they commission unique items of antiquity that will outlast even the countries they're in. Meanwhile your boring modern richgay won't do it because they don't see any point and will die and be forgotten within a generation because there's nothing to their character, nothing left behind besides a bank account with money in it for their ungrateful little shits and divorced wives.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      old rich people where white, the new rich are israelites and israelites

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What makes them believe he can save the industry? Wasn't the fat man making a game about spaceships? And why people care about his money?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      people like to fantasize about not having financial problems ever again, and think that they'd be a completely different person when given all the money in the world. usually they're just as directionless, but have big number in the bank account. and they get mad if you say this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd pay a lot of college girls to let me piss down their throats and hire one of the prettier ones to teach me how to cook and run errands for me before hiring another one to clean up the place once a week and do what I always do: shitpost and complain about video games.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notch already won the game. Why would he want to play again?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1.3 billion is like 3-4 AAA games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it's way more than 3-4. Most of those games costs are inflated by a moronic advertising budget.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which you use the profits from to make more and now you have a company

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld guy did that and almost went bankrupt
    And would have been if palworld isn't a success

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had even 10 million dollars I would just jerk off and sit on my ass all day just like Notch

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure he sponsors prostitutes and drug dealers instead.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he knew that if he kept making games he would just be dragged through the dirt and stomped on at every point
    people do not take kind to success, look at Palworld for a prime example; many industry veterans seething and crying and even making baseless claims about AI just because it's successful
    it was the smartest move for him
    unfortunately it also meant that he peaked there and the rest of his life is just a big decline

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unfortunately it also meant that he peaked there and the rest of his life is just a big decline

      I'd say it pretty much staples him to the humanitarian route. More likely to get struck by lighting but being the reason people live or some disease is ended early across the world is a lot easier to get behind for a purpose.

      Its pretty much what Bill Gates and the like does.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is born a human being
    >"I know, let's name him PERSON!"
    Ebin, God, simpy ebin.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's terminally depressed because he found out too late that it doesn't matter how much money you have because other rich people will snub you if you don't have the right connections/pedigree.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heya Amber. Good to see you again.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minecraft not enough for you?

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could fund a whole 3 games at modern budgets

  45. 3 months ago
    As far as they will go but even farther

    Is that the lead singer of soilwork

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not his responsibility to

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is fat and lazy

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is he keeping his money up? Kanye West went from billionaire to 400 mil in a couple of years and people actually know who Kanye West is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having less melanin usually helps.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he had an initial spending spree (mansion, parties, etc) then realized the people he was basically paying to be his friends didn't actually like him, stopped, and essentially lives the NEET life alone. I don't think he has any major expenses at this point, and can probably live extremely comfortably off investment returns without ever touching the principal.

      Other than living in a mansion and maybe taking fancier vacations I suspect his lifestyle these days is not too different from most of us.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I suspect his lifestyle these days is not too different from most of us.
        Massive doubt. He's not buying cheap knock off brands and eating off the dollar menu.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure even the most hardcore fatass NEET slobs have broken down and visited Ganker once or twice due to the dollar menu not exactly costing a dollar anymore.
          >mfw broke down and made my own chicky nuggy out of chicken thighs now I scoff at the dollar menu
          I am the mayor of Flavortown now.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Once you start learning to cook as a NEET, even if it's the dumbest, sloppiest foods seem better than any fast food. It was the best thing to happen to me as a NEET.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not even hard, since everything is on youtube anyway. You only really need to watch to learn the technique, the recipe can be tossed out the window.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you just bread them and bake them, or do anything else fancy anon?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Once you start learning to cook as a NEET, even if it's the dumbest, sloppiest foods seem better than any fast food. It was the best thing to happen to me as a NEET.

            I became a really good cook because I was a NEET subsisting on like $50 a week and I was a dumbass buying cigarettes too because I took them up to impress a girl and then she ditched me. Chicken is cheap, beans are cheap, tinned tomatoes are cheap, buy some herbs in a sealable container and you can feed yourself pretty reliably. Learn how to portion your ingredients and put the stuff you aren't going to use immediately in the freezer, because trying to freeze too many portions of a meal you made and sucks after the first two dinners is a recipe for you never touching that shit again.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who gives a shit? He's retired. Also you never know, a lot of rich people still buy cheap brands despite having enough money to never have such a purchase affect them in any way simply because that's the way they are.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ding ding ding. Living frugally isn't a habit that goes away when you suddenly strike it rich and he's a cynical rightwing type so he probably looks down on tourism and is too out of shape/old to care about adrenaline junkie hobbies.
            Plus he's probably scared of people going after his money if makes a dumb move like fricking expensive escorts or trusting some shady dev studio with his wealth.

            Rich people remain rich because they're frugal with the exception of excesses they have the ability to indulge in. Poor people spend excessive amounts generally. This is why you always see guys with well paying jobs in blue collar industries that are dead-broke.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              lmao homie most filthy rich people are anything BUT frugal. It's just that they earn even more than they spend.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                some rich homosexuals do have problems with overspending and their kids also extremely moronic as they spend their parent's money and show off their shit that was most likely labelled a tax write off (cars, planes, boats). I'll never get why the rich buy a bunch of cars and shit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't understand real wealth scale money. You literally cannot afford to be frugal if you have high millions or billions level wealth because you must translate as much of that wealth into assets that will survive if the stock market implodes. If wall street crashes you still own resources and assets.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also you do not understand how to generate wealth. If I had a billion dollars would I 1: buy a 1 million home outright paid in full or 2: get a loan for the million dollar home

                If you said 1 you are moronic. Because loan interest is lower than inflation in this market you leverage your "alleged" billions to secure loans to purchase assets that you will pay less than inflation on. And you still have your alleged billions without spending any of it. So you repeat this and grow your networth to an inflated size many many times what you could actually pay for all at once because X% of your wealth is just debt and you are only paying debt interest not the lump sum. You are printing free money as long as the rate of inflation outpaces your mortgage rate. Of course there are better investments but this is just an example of the kind of thinking poorgays will never comprehend because the economic system is inherently moronic.

                I was referring to basic shit like clothing and not wasting cash on Black person-tier cope products. Investments are inherently not the same. Your points are correct, anon, but precisely because mine are too;
                I guess I should have been more precise and said that a miserly nature which prevents people from going broke early on dies hard in people that gain moderate to higher wealth.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also you do not understand how to generate wealth. If I had a billion dollars would I 1: buy a 1 million home outright paid in full or 2: get a loan for the million dollar home

              If you said 1 you are moronic. Because loan interest is lower than inflation in this market you leverage your "alleged" billions to secure loans to purchase assets that you will pay less than inflation on. And you still have your alleged billions without spending any of it. So you repeat this and grow your networth to an inflated size many many times what you could actually pay for all at once because X% of your wealth is just debt and you are only paying debt interest not the lump sum. You are printing free money as long as the rate of inflation outpaces your mortgage rate. Of course there are better investments but this is just an example of the kind of thinking poorgays will never comprehend because the economic system is inherently moronic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i hate the money shell game so much it's unreal

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are printing free money as long as the rate of inflation outpaces your mortgage rate.
                as someone who knows rich people, alot of them, yeah, you're correct, however this only works at scale, and requires large time committments, or the use of accountants and various employees to manage this money for you.

                Middle income folk do not have the time to manage that sort of juggle, although its possible, but the benefits for them are minor in comparison to the rich, it is a technique that scales up nicely, but isn't really worthwhile to the poors.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, rich people remain rich because their wealth enables them to gain access to things that can multiply their riches, which allows them to spend money without losing it. Your average richgay spends in a month as much as you make in a year, but the bank deposits and investments built off of even greater riches allow them to easily remain in the positives.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of Ganker isn't actually poor/broke, and the fact that we're perpetually single means we generally have way less expenses than the average normie.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Most of Ganker isn't actually poor/broke
            Being a neet counts.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that we're perpetually single
            not me. i'm a 30 year old neet, with a 23 year old neet femboy bf.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              We all know who pays the bills

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                their parents or all taxpayers through welfare I guess if they're both neets

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ding ding ding. Living frugally isn't a habit that goes away when you suddenly strike it rich and he's a cynical rightwing type so he probably looks down on tourism and is too out of shape/old to care about adrenaline junkie hobbies.
        Plus he's probably scared of people going after his money if makes a dumb move like fricking expensive escorts or trusting some shady dev studio with his wealth.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not buying spinning rims on gold plated jetskis will help you retain money

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kanye West went from billionaire to 400 mil in a couple of years and people actually know who Kanye West is.
      In will never not laugh when I think of all the leftoids getting on their soapboxes about how problematic he was, only to switch their stance to TOTAL israelite DEATH just a few months later.

      Truly an artist ahead of his time.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Markus sold Minecraft for 2.5 billion in November 2014, but he now only has 1.3 billion of that? The mother fricker spent 1.2 BILLION DOLLARS in 10 years?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taxes + other people got money,.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gave the other devs a shitload of money and then they talked shit about him afterwords saying he didn't give them enough.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did he spend 1.2 billion on?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad decisions

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has enough money to start a studio and make games. He just doesn't, he showed his hand when he decided to take 1 Biggilion dollars and move to California to party it up until it became boring and now has become depressed.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you want to fund an industry that consists almost entirely of ideologues who outright hate you and your success?

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i had that money i'd be the sole owner of super mario rpg and mischief makers, buying off the ip from square enix
    then i'd force nintendo to make a smrpg sequel, put geno and mallow in smash, kart, party AND wonder, and then make a mischief makers reboot hiring the old treasure staff

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't he get addicted to heroin at one point

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nevermind that, i just realised he's painfully bald. He's a fricking billionaire, he can fix that with money, why would he live without a good head of hair?

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you have billions of dollars
    >that means you NEED to spend it on people you don't particularly care about to make games you probably won't play

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have a billion dollars
      >buy like a 10 million dollar house
      >fill it with ikea furniture
      >do fricking nothing with your money
      >die
      It's not like he's a member of any secret clubs like Zuckerberg is.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zuckerberg

        Shinning example of why you take your money and gtfo.

        >Has to put up with political bullshit
        >Has to put up with people blaming him for why their grandma got robbed or Tommy shot himself
        >Gets laughed at for trying to advance his passion (VR) and has to give it up for investors

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he couldnt bankroll games forever with how the devs and companies keep squandering funds to make and release subpar products

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude elon musk could end world hunger and give every american a million dollars but he's so greedy xD

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      false equivalency from a weeb moron homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude elon musk could end world hunger and give every american a million dollars but he's so greedy xD
      this but unironically

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      World hunger has already been ended, the israelites just made transportation of goods incredibly unprofitable by funding literally anyone that is against nuclear power. Blackrock Group and Vanguard will not fund your projects if your media or presentations mention nuclear power in positive light.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        World hunger will never end as long as the third world breeds uncontrollably.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Circumstantial conditions like that are easily contained, so for all intents and purposes, world hunger had been ended. If some African tribe somewhere in frick all desert dies out because international aid enabled them to triple their numbers in a couple of years, that doesn't mean that world hunger is still there, it means that they are fricking stupid.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ofc i know what i would do with that money. Building a medieval castle to live on. Frick open space full of damn glass everywhere gay israelite "houses"

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >his
    Why do you think it's just him. You know all the developers that made good games? All those programmers and shit? Still alive but not making games. They made their millions and quit.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be rich
    >buy a chalet in Courchevel
    >buy a house in St Tropez
    simple as that

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notch buddy just drop me 1 mil so I can buy some real estate, become a slumlord and live easy. Be cool bro.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay big titted escorts
    >ask them to do this
    >win

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop thinking about others people money if you are too much of a pussy to minecraft them

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not possible OP.
    Trust funds decide who lives or dies. They replace sales by juicing stocks, so you simply cannot compete, much less win, without their explicit support.
    And you know what you must do to win their support.

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the malding troony having a twitter meltdown and basically hurling insults at notch while demanding he funds xis game

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    realistically what do you even do with a billion dollars if you're loner loser? travelling is boring alone and anyone trying to be his friend is gonna be a try hard leech, i'd just keep doing what i'm doing right now but fancier

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just live cozily for the rest of my life. Maybe invest into a thing or two, but basically I'd keep my trap shut, and not tell anyone if I can help it.
      There's a couple of cities I'd like to visit again, and with that much dough I could do it whenever I would like.

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grifters.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d like to travel. I’m really fond of the natural world. Of course, I’d stick to Europe, North America, Oz and Japan.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic morons learn that money won't cure their social stuntedness
    The only cure for your kind to be happy is a bullet to your brain.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm happy though that's what you dont understand

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's making his own game.

    Presumably he had a non-compete clause when he sold Minecraft.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, I wanna see what that bald frick can whip up. I know it's not gonna be Minecraft level but still

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Presumably he wants to resurrect 0x10c, his old Minecraft sequel.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern games are SHIT and if they got enough money to become AA or AAA they would immediately take EGS money and hire Sweet Baby anyway.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that notch wasn't even invited to his own games 10th anniversary party at MS, because he posted nono things on twitter and dared to have a differing opinion on feminism etc. (tbf it was mostly shitposting like here, but when you are famous and non anonymous, that shit gets you cancled)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC, they took an Easter egg about him out of the title screen flavor text around the same time. Minecraft has washed its hands of Notch.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      minecraft is probably their most popular game and all their AAA slop is pissing and shitting itself so notch still won

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I ever sell something like Notch or Rowling, I'll make sure to include the cause that I have to be invited to all celebrations and anniversaries.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gankerirgins hate notch because..JUST BECAUSE OKAY!!

    Respect for Markus has grown. Nothing personal troon kiddies

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No you see the guy who stole the codes from another game then handed the game over to other actual programmers because he couldn't write anything on his own is actually a genius developer who will bless us with another masterpiece any day now!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's shrewd if nothing else

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Linus and Richard Stallman are frauds because they didn't invent Unix
      >Steve Jobs is a fraud because he didn't invent GUI
      K

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? Everyone besides jobbers and linux cultists says that

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cashed out before gaming turned to shit. He were the pinnacle of swedish game industry. Today swedish games are so fricking bad, just look at Helldivers 2, Battlefield 2041, Payday 3 and Victoria 3. You either cashout like a king or become the corporate cuck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he did the most swedish dev thing he could do and took the money and ran

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      rainworld

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autism. autistic people unironically love living in little cuck-sheds because that's all they need.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had an idea for a simulator and it became one of the most famous games of all time. He didn't write some fantastical narrative or build an interesting world. He put together a basic voxel building system, or by some accounts directed other to put together a basic voxel building system. I doubt we will ever see a true game from him again, because he was never really a game developer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most likely true tho we will never know unless he tattooed it on his inevitable corpse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He put together a basic voxel building system, or by some accounts directed other to put together a basic voxel building system. I doubt we will ever see a true game from him again, because he was never really a game developer.
      Can't say I agree. If anything, focusing on game mechanics makes him a game developer in the purest sense of the term.

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1.3 billion
    Damn, he could bankroll almost 4 Sony exclusives with that money.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he bankrolled Age of Wonders and felt robbed, never looked back.

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could hobbitmode and live in a comfy cottage in a beautiful idyllic place with a garden
    >lives in a soulless mansion instead

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He'd probably get assassinated if he does anything significant with money.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once an entrepreneur earns enough money he becomes a rentier and a leech.
    This is why we need high estate and income taxes so these people don't stifle growth and money goes where it needs. The only purpose his money and property will have now is decay as descendants will fight over it when he dies. Even worse if he leaves no kids as succession involving parallel family is usually very messy.
    Capitalism must flow. Not stagnate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. The wealth tax is going to be set exactly as your wealth level, so only people poorer than get get to keep their money. Sounds good?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Make it some estate or inheritance tax and we're set.
        Income tax being normalized was the greatest crime of the XXth Century. Never forget that.

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Dunkey say he was going to publish games? Has he published any?

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he already managed to use up 700 MILLION
    on fricking what??????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably just on setting up his current lifestyle in Beverly Hills, he is not making any new money after all.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        God it's just like every lottery winner ever, they see large amount of money and mistake that for 'infinite money'

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    true, guy wouldn't be as depressed if he actually did something. Fat homosexual is just rotting away in his expensive house on X all day.

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The industry is morally bankrupts and produces very few actually good games.
    More money will not fix it

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that notch did a 2000 microgram dose of LSD and now his brain is fried(a normal dose is like 200)

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to the other 800 million?

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to buy a lifestyle of fricking two clean and non-enslaved 19-20 year-old women per day, with maybe 60 of them on rotation, somewhere on earth?

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    All good games are made by passionate teams using their own money.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You morons can't do numbers for shit, do you know how much money is that? Why do you want more? You can sit your ass and never work for the rest of your life, and if you are really worried about running out of money, invest in some real estate

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having every goddamned wannabe indie dev constantly asking you for money doesn't sound like a good time to me.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad for someone who ripped off infiniminer

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if I had that much money I would have ended up like him.

    I'd buy some properties, maybe party for a while, then I'd become a shut in and do whatever I was doing before.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if that kind of money is enough to buy a small island fitted with fiber internet and monthly supply drops. I'd unironically like to live somewhere rural as frick with no human interaction, only wildlife.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't get why he gave up on making videogames entirely. I know someone is going to come in with
    >but he's rich, he doesn't have to make games anymore!
    But the motherfricker went all in on indie game design in fricking 2009. That was not at all an even remotely sensible career choice back then, if you went for that you did it because you had a passion for making games.
    Even if he doesn't wanna do the grunt work he could just get some people to do it and work as a design lead. But no he just completely shut down.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buying the biggest trashiest most expensive newbuild mansion when there are loads of actually amazing homes in LA for cheaper (if you have to live there for some inscrutable reason)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you have to live there for some inscrutable reason
      You know that makes me think, why doesn't some billionaire just set up a house in a place with super cheap land and spend what he saves on building an absolute personal castle?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because location is important and also those are called countryside mansions and exist

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA, but yeah, they're mansions, they're not CASTLES, but then again, im not sure you can even hire anyone willing to construct an actual fricking castle, it'd cost 100x any mansion you can dream of, of a similar size, i dont think more than a tiny number of brick/tile manufacturers can even work in the size of the blocks required to make castle walls etc.

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really hope he is still making this game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, this is a picture I didn't save

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, this is a picture I didn't save

      does it have a working title?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MeinKraft

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wins at capitalism
    >moron gamers expect him to keep working

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Money doesn't make good video games appear out of thin air, if you hadn't noticed.

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't be happy with money then you're just moronic. Outside of disease every problem is solved with money.

    I'm very happy but every one of my problems comes back to having to work or not having unlimited money. It's almost offensive seeing someone depressed with money.

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he made minecraft with a budget of $0. he believes worthwhile devs & projects will find their way, and being showered with undeserved money would only obscure it from them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Constraint breeds creativity. Just look at the music industry, it's all big budgets and massive production, and music has never been worse.

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a billion dollars, I'd make a hentai RPG except with no expense spared. Imagine sex scenes with the production quality of a Blizzard cinematic.

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outdated thread as of 2 weeks ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if the fricker puts out something as successful as minecraft a second time. I know he won't, but imagine

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we can only hope.
        i like notch, he's one of the few big indie devs who hasn't made a total homosexual of himself. really, him and terry cavanaugh are the only two i can think of who didn't end up being little b***hes. hoping that whatever he makes next is a fun time and that it'll be a hit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lucas Pope? I don't even know if he has much of an online presence outside of releasing games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I've been hoping for a 3D DCSS without the troonslop.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he do it. He can't eat all that candy by himself.

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