Why on earth would you want to do that?
It'd be best to start fresh if you actually want them to make your ideas. Everyone will be entrenched in their positions if you buy an existing firm, makes it much harder to get them to do something cool and interesting.
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Hes too busy playing slopfield
chud ideology kills creativity
cringe. he should save vydia by producing a non-woke studio
Chud programmers can mog the entirety of woke triple A bar none. Better stories, better worlds, better concepts, better level design. If Ganker had the profit to make games they would be a god tier studio.
>Chud programmers can mog the entirety of woke triple A bar none. Better stories, better worlds, better concepts, better level design. If Ganker had the profit to make games they would be a god tier studio.
Nah. Infighting, doomposting, and drama whenever chuds group together.
Leftoids fire them because chuds set everyone behind regardless of how good they are.
He can't save it in any meaningful way when literal governments are involved in game funding now Assuming he kept every dime of the 2.5bn that still ain't shit
He can't save it in any meaningful way when literal governments are involved in game funding now Assuming he kept every dime of the 2.5bn that still ain't shit
it's about sending a message
Well if you had that money all you could do is to buy up some established company and give them orders.
There is not. It's literal reddit and troon cope. He makes bases tweets, doesn't think troons are people and told a bunch of grifters claiming to be indie devs and begging him for money to frick off.
Here's the thing reddit and normal gays don't realize, Notch is literally a normal gayot. He's a nobody going through a shitty divorce, working a grueling dead end rent a cop job. He had a mild interest in making games and needed something else to do with his time. Then his little side gig exploded overnight and he became a fricking trillionare. No other dev or really any person explodes in wealth overnight like he has, so it really shouldn't be a surprise that he eventually checked out of society. He's never actually had that big of a interest in game development and it's clear from anyone who's kept up and knows even the tiniest bit about him or his past that he's a jaded nobody who never wanted or liked fame or attention. He doesn't give a shit and only cares for himself, now he never has to deal with anything ever again which is all he ever wanted. Now he chills in a sick ass mansion playing video games with the people he gives a shit about and that's it. People act all high and mighty like they would save gaming if they had that kind of money, but time and time again when it happens those people end up making things worse for everyone. If anything Notch dod the right thing by telling everyone to frick right off and wanting nothing to do with the video game industry.
It's just sad to live in a reality where those with ultimate abundance squander their potential. We all know the ways we could make things different in our lives and for those around us, and to see someone wax idiotic about being lonely on Twatter really shows that the wrong people are the ones who are rewarded. Anybody with the right priorities would recognize the real people in their lives worth supporting and Notch seems to have none of that.
Frick him and frick the rich. I just want my piece of the pie and I'm getting to the point where I'm willing to kill for it.
>wife couldn't take his shit and left him >said himself he's tried online dating but hasn't had any luck >most meaningful person in his life, his dad, died >no friends >lives alone in a shitty mansion in a shitty neighborhood full of pretentious egotistical buttholes who probably don't even acknowledge his existence unless he's throwing parties with cocaine to snort and roofied teenagers to rape >Said himself that he's extremely depressed
He's proof that money doesn't buy happiness
homie just needs a hobby. If he started running a few times a week he could probably join a run club or something and at least interact with people. Or he could try art and go to community fairs or something. This guy literally has billions of dollars, he just needs to get off his ass and put some time into some kind of hobby and he'll meet people to be friends with.
>at least interact with people
Problem is, he fell for the California meme. He moved to Beverly Hills and now he's surrounded with some of the most insufferable homosexuals known to man. A better start would be to sell his mansion and get the frick out of there. Move to a small or midsize, probably get himself a much smaller house (a big house is great when you've got a family but a big empty mansion when you live all by yourself is a pretty lonely place).
>small or midsize
small or midsize town I mean. Some place with an actual community, not just a bunch of rich c**ts huffing their own farts while having dick waving contests about who has the biggest yacht.
Literally not possible, even soccer moms know what minecraft is. Any friends he meets will eventually find out he is uber rich and the friendship will be tainted.
People here beg for a chance to win the lottery but everything I've ever seen makes it look like a fricking curse more than anything.
To be fair, I doubt most soccer moms actually know he made Minecraft. Both Mojang and Microsoft are going as far out of their way as possible to disassociate Minecraft from Notch. Somewhere down the line you're going to have a lot of people who don't even realize Notch was the one who made Minecraft and just assume it was always a Microsoft product.
Yeah but somebody they know will, and they will tell said soccer mom. That's why I said eventually, because it would just take one person in the chain of people they personally know to go "oh markus persson? He made minecraft!"
Everyone calls him a loser and hates him because he's a rich unattractive male. Reminder that there's no escape from the blackpill. Money won't make you attractive.
This guy was born in Sweden a country full of beautiful tall blonde men, a stunted ugly balding manlet and even tho he became rich and successful he still got divorce raped.
>Money won't make you attractive.
pretty sure this guy could have almost any gold digger he wants (and 80% of women are gold diggers)
the fact that he doesnt do that makes women screech even louder
>the fact that he doesnt do that makes women screech even louder
This. Elon Musk also was dating a woman who got upset that he didn't wine and dine her with expenses. The moment you do this they get extremely b***hy.
Notch has told many homosexual indie troons to frick off when they attempted to siphon money from him by begging
>having money means you can solve all of lifes problems
I'm not sure this is true. My gf was suggesting that we buy each other Versace bathrobes for Christmas when we were in bed this morning. They retail for £900.
Anon, when he had a house warming party, every leech celebrity and developer looking for funding showed up. He could easily get a wife, remaining unpoisoned is another story.
Let me get you in a little secret. Women view all men like you view all men. If they're handsome and rich enough they'll go and reluctantly frick them for a little while until they get their money. Most heterosexual guys would do the same, if the price is high enough or the guy is handsome enough.
Best thing he could do is offer some of that leftover money to the people that helped him the most, or make sure they don't starve.
Billy Bob, most games are made outside of American borders. I sure hope you don't actually think Santa Monica and San Francisco are some kind of gaming meccas vs Montreal and Canada
The most notable thing your irrelevant country has produced is David Cage games. And they'll all fricking awful, because like all Canadians, he is obsessed with American politics and won't shut up about them.
Why the frick would anyone want a black slave? We already tried that and look what happened. Also Mexicans are low class slaves. They willingly slave away.
>How do you solve a relative's death with money?
you pay for black market organs and take children's blood so you live to be unreasonably old like everyone in power does.
>I've made more games in the last year while in major debt than you have with all you rmoney
>congrats on being productive!
>you're on twitter stroking your ego, holy shit, frick off, frick you! >you could take care of me and all my marginalized indie dev friends for life! you're on here being a c**t, holy shit! >here's my paypal, I'm trans and you owe me money because I had a temper trantrum on twitter
Oh boy will this be another thread where people go; >OMG HE'S SO DEPRESSED AND LONELY!!!! >how do I know this? Well look at this twitter post he made over 10 years ago where he says he don't like to party!
Wiping your ass becomes a chore, going up the stairs becomes a chore, even walking becomes a chore.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Read what I posted again, he's overweight, not obese.
I'm overweight myself and walk around 15km~ each day without a single problem and quite athletic of me.
He is 100% obese. He's 5' 7". He easily weighs at least 230lbs and he's 44 years old. That puts his BMI at 36, which is deep into the obese category.
t. 5' 10", 29 years old, 205lbs and also medically obese.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>tfw 5'10, 25ish yo, 145 lbs
imma do a cycle of roids on winter to experiment
safely turinabol and testosterone, simple stuff
8 months ago
Anonymous
If that's what you want then best of luck to you. But if you're that skinny have you never tried just seeing how much you can pack on naturally? If those pictures are you then you already look good as you are, I wouldn't risk fricking up your hormones just for some more definition or w/e.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>But if you're that skinny have you never tried just seeing how much you can pack on naturally?
It will be a low dose bruh dw about me I aint moronic, I dont plan to be an athlete or a pro body buildier i just wanna look more based so yeah low dose of T and Tbol gonna be. Those are the safest roids. Just keep them injections below 350 mg weekly and drop like 2-3 tbol pills before training.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Just remember it's a slippery slope man. If you start seeing noticeable gains from the roids, you're going to want to try and juice harder, and from there you'll want to try more risky shit.
If you're dead set on it, best of luck to you.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Nah. I have always liked Ottermode the most and still do but I get what you mean. Sometimes I'm like "I wanna be fricking Radagon from Elden Ring" but meh imma have temperance.
Fun fact: the candy wall came with the mansion. This is what people who complain about it don't realise. It was already there when he bought the property.
cringe. he should save vydia by producing a non-woke studio
Chud programmers can mog the entirety of woke triple A bar none. Better stories, better worlds, better concepts, better level design. If Ganker had the profit to make games they would be a god tier studio.
>image
hogwarts had just as woke character creator as baldur's gate 3, trannies are beyond their usual inanity when they are complaining about that game
trannies being mad had nothing to do with the game. the game catered to their every need. they were just mad at the author of the books saying things like "the woman rapist had a penis", when she quoted official police reports.
>point out biological differences between men and women with layers of sugar coating to not hurt any feefees >trannies still lose their shit >Rowling ends up hating trannies because of their reaction >trannies go nuclear
it's very funny how much these militant libtards hate each other
Weirdly enough israeli companies won't pay israeli propaganda money to humans. Its almost as if they consider humanity as a whole their enemy and only want to deal with eunuchs and other israelites.
I like how you talk about israelites like they are an alien from outer space lmao. I like the theory of the Khazarians, they are an invading species that want to control humanity.
This, reminder that even kingdom coom a chud game supposedly was confrimed recently to have been made by liberals
true he needs to get a white republican wife and have kids then his father drive will save gaming. We need fathers thats why onions-ciety is collapsing.
So a fat biker slob crack fiend?
cringe. he should save vydia by producing a non-woke studio
Chud programmers can mog the entirety of woke triple A bar none. Better stories, better worlds, better concepts, better level design. If Ganker had the profit to make games they would be a god tier studio.
>chud programmers mogging anything
lol
Deus and GTA are liberal games btw
>Better stories, better worlds, better concepts, better level design.
Pretty much every game zoomers think is for chuds like fricking zoom eternal for some reason was actually made by liberals. OG Doom was by liberals too cause we know romero is borderline trooning out same for MGS and kojimbo shit. Earthwork jim is unironically the only successful iconic game made by a chud and i guess notch but notch is too much of a homosexual to count as one
he's based from what i've seen him saying but he should definitely fund some indie games (for a percentage of the profit of course, and with a salary model so that they need to budget for say 3 months ahead and then request funds with proof of achieving the previous 3-month-goal)
on the other hand if i made that much money i wouldn't want some nobodies to come and tell me what i should do with my money, if he just want to invest it all in stocks and watch it grow that's up to him
true he needs to get a white republican wife and have kids then his father drive will save gaming. We need fathers thats why onions-ciety is collapsing.
>could save vidya
lol what the frick
minecraft was garbage when it came out, and it's garbage now
how the frick are procedurally generated blocks going to save anything?
>take down all the unreal and unreal tournament games from sale >shuts down all the master servers >unreal tournament 3 X pops up in place of 3 on steam >months pass without a word >unreal tournament 3 X gets quietly binned and the store page is reverted but the game still can't be purchased
>Major sellout for chinkoid money >Get lucky with fortnite, become arrogant and got into fight with everyone
Ahh I remember this hypocrite piece of shit who was calling on Microsoft for monopoly and then did the very same thing with his EGS exclusivity. He can go rot in hell.
He won but he also lost.
He has so much money that he's set for life and never working again, at the same time, his social opportunities are off a fricking cliff, he will never be in a normie situation ever again with another person, it's clear his money has crunched his opportunities in life instead of expand them since no other billionaire wants to work with him because he's not "in the know" or a businessman, so all he can really do anymore is go to celebrity parties, tweet, and play videogames at home. >he could've bought Ganker and half of social media but he chose not to
Cringe in my book.
Tons of good games come out all the time, but the israeli parasites have ruined all major studios and games media outlets of course, so we should not give them money.
What you were waiting for something good to come from a fat Chud?
Chuds do nothing but throw tantrums on Twitter and american Chuds constantly brag about the guns they'll never use ( unless it's to kill children in a school).
Explain how he could save video games? He made the second Tetris, a game without cutscenes and virtually no story, with 100% gameplay almost on its own, the best-selling game of all time, and yet the video game industry went down the path of too many cutscenes, cinematic games to a point where even the highest-rated indies are more cinematic (Disco Elysium, Hades). He would have to start a dev studio and create a new Minecraft every year at this point
Pokemon Sword and Shield sold 25 million copies. It's clear that the problem with gaming is that you morons slurp up whatever slop is served to you which is unfixable for one man.
>Sit around in your mcmansion eating candy and having pointless parties with america psycho tier people while your ex wife and daughter are who knows where.
Cringe.
What would you do vidya related with a billion dollas? There are some solo indie devs Id love to throw money at but they don't exactly accept investments
Why doesn't Notch invest so much money into Nintendo that he gets invited onto the Nintendo board of executives? Why continue to be a NEET in Beverly Hills?
He clearly has no passion for game dev anymore, unless he has a ghost account that he releases games under as a different studio so his projects wont get constantly compared to minecraft. But he doesn't seem like the person to think up something like that.
Well if you had that money all you could do is to buy up some established company and give them orders.
>all you could do
No, are you this unimaginative?
Why on earth would you want to do that?
It'd be best to start fresh if you actually want them to make your ideas. Everyone will be entrenched in their positions if you buy an existing firm, makes it much harder to get them to do something cool and interesting.
chud ideology kills creativity
>Chud programmers can mog the entirety of woke triple A bar none. Better stories, better worlds, better concepts, better level design. If Ganker had the profit to make games they would be a god tier studio.
Nah. Infighting, doomposting, and drama whenever chuds group together.
Leftoids fire them because chuds set everyone behind regardless of how good they are.
it's about sending a message
>save vidya
How? Make a new not minecraft?
investing in good game devs.
He can't save it in any meaningful way when literal governments are involved in game funding now Assuming he kept every dime of the 2.5bn that still ain't shit
>sad and lonely
source on that statement?
Hes too busy playing slopfield
>No Man's Sky with fast travel
vehiclegays supremely BTFO
>bethesda jank
There is not. It's literal reddit and troon cope. He makes bases tweets, doesn't think troons are people and told a bunch of grifters claiming to be indie devs and begging him for money to frick off.
Here's the thing reddit and normal gays don't realize, Notch is literally a normal gayot. He's a nobody going through a shitty divorce, working a grueling dead end rent a cop job. He had a mild interest in making games and needed something else to do with his time. Then his little side gig exploded overnight and he became a fricking trillionare. No other dev or really any person explodes in wealth overnight like he has, so it really shouldn't be a surprise that he eventually checked out of society. He's never actually had that big of a interest in game development and it's clear from anyone who's kept up and knows even the tiniest bit about him or his past that he's a jaded nobody who never wanted or liked fame or attention. He doesn't give a shit and only cares for himself, now he never has to deal with anything ever again which is all he ever wanted. Now he chills in a sick ass mansion playing video games with the people he gives a shit about and that's it. People act all high and mighty like they would save gaming if they had that kind of money, but time and time again when it happens those people end up making things worse for everyone. If anything Notch dod the right thing by telling everyone to frick right off and wanting nothing to do with the video game industry.
It's just sad to live in a reality where those with ultimate abundance squander their potential. We all know the ways we could make things different in our lives and for those around us, and to see someone wax idiotic about being lonely on Twatter really shows that the wrong people are the ones who are rewarded. Anybody with the right priorities would recognize the real people in their lives worth supporting and Notch seems to have none of that.
Frick him and frick the rich. I just want my piece of the pie and I'm getting to the point where I'm willing to kill for it.
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> squander their potential
Potential for what? To waste his life doing something he doesn't enjoy doing? Frick that.
> We all know the ways we could make things different in our lives
Frick your life. It's his life, and he can do what he wants with it.
He already cemented his legacy though he won what else is there for him
If I were notch, I'd pay to have every hand extended out to me palms upwards chopped off.
There's charity, and then there's you.
>wife couldn't take his shit and left him
>said himself he's tried online dating but hasn't had any luck
>most meaningful person in his life, his dad, died
>no friends
>lives alone in a shitty mansion in a shitty neighborhood full of pretentious egotistical buttholes who probably don't even acknowledge his existence unless he's throwing parties with cocaine to snort and roofied teenagers to rape
>Said himself that he's extremely depressed
He's proof that money doesn't buy happiness
more like it doesnt stop you being an idiot
homie just needs a hobby. If he started running a few times a week he could probably join a run club or something and at least interact with people. Or he could try art and go to community fairs or something. This guy literally has billions of dollars, he just needs to get off his ass and put some time into some kind of hobby and he'll meet people to be friends with.
He cant have any "normal" friends, he's literally a billionaire.
>at least interact with people
Problem is, he fell for the California meme. He moved to Beverly Hills and now he's surrounded with some of the most insufferable homosexuals known to man. A better start would be to sell his mansion and get the frick out of there. Move to a small or midsize, probably get himself a much smaller house (a big house is great when you've got a family but a big empty mansion when you live all by yourself is a pretty lonely place).
>small or midsize
small or midsize town I mean. Some place with an actual community, not just a bunch of rich c**ts huffing their own farts while having dick waving contests about who has the biggest yacht.
Literally not possible, even soccer moms know what minecraft is. Any friends he meets will eventually find out he is uber rich and the friendship will be tainted.
People here beg for a chance to win the lottery but everything I've ever seen makes it look like a fricking curse more than anything.
To be fair, I doubt most soccer moms actually know he made Minecraft. Both Mojang and Microsoft are going as far out of their way as possible to disassociate Minecraft from Notch. Somewhere down the line you're going to have a lot of people who don't even realize Notch was the one who made Minecraft and just assume it was always a Microsoft product.
Yeah but somebody they know will, and they will tell said soccer mom. That's why I said eventually, because it would just take one person in the chain of people they personally know to go "oh markus persson? He made minecraft!"
Everyone calls him a loser and hates him because he's a rich unattractive male. Reminder that there's no escape from the blackpill. Money won't make you attractive.
This guy was born in Sweden a country full of beautiful tall blonde men, a stunted ugly balding manlet and even tho he became rich and successful he still got divorce raped.
>Money won't make you attractive.
pretty sure this guy could have almost any gold digger he wants (and 80% of women are gold diggers)
the fact that he doesnt do that makes women screech even louder
>the fact that he doesnt do that makes women screech even louder
This. Elon Musk also was dating a woman who got upset that he didn't wine and dine her with expenses. The moment you do this they get extremely b***hy.
Notch has told many homosexual indie troons to frick off when they attempted to siphon money from him by begging
>frogposter
Exhibit A for Room temperature IQ
Getting any gold digger you want isn't attraction to YOU. They're after the gold, not YOU.
I'm not sure this is true. My gf was suggesting that we buy each other Versace bathrobes for Christmas when we were in bed this morning. They retail for £900.
I'm unemployed.
Anon, when he had a house warming party, every leech celebrity and developer looking for funding showed up. He could easily get a wife, remaining unpoisoned is another story.
She divorced him before he made most of his money and he had a prenup.
>Stop playing that stupid square game!
its fricking over
Notch's wife divorced him before he sold Minecraft to Microsoft so she does not get any of his billions unlike Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos
Notch must be blackpilled as frick about Woman.
Let me get you in a little secret. Women view all men like you view all men. If they're handsome and rich enough they'll go and reluctantly frick them for a little while until they get their money. Most heterosexual guys would do the same, if the price is high enough or the guy is handsome enough.
If I were a millionaire I would do the same, prostitutes and drugs, frick videogames
I plays vidya and makes pithy comments on it. Twatter posts.
he has frick you money. he doesn't care what you think
Mere $2.5 billion is not enough to wipe California off the face of Earth, hence the gaming cannot be saved with just that.
Best thing he could do is offer some of that leftover money to the people that helped him the most, or make sure they don't starve.
Billy Bob, most games are made outside of American borders. I sure hope you don't actually think Santa Monica and San Francisco are some kind of gaming meccas vs Montreal and Canada
>Canadian "games"
The most notable thing your irrelevant country has produced is David Cage games. And they'll all fricking awful, because like all Canadians, he is obsessed with American politics and won't shut up about them.
I don't think Canadians can recover from this
BA SA DO
Shitskin detected.
He did make games though, they just flopped.
He tried making a CCG after he left mojang.
save vidya
How? Notch doesn't know what a good game is. He made Minecraft, a game enjoyed only by moronic children.
>having money means you can solve all of lifes problems
>you're also obligated to do so
Room temperature poorgay envy mentality
>having money means you can solve all of lifes problems
huh...yes
You can't actually buy a sex slave these days so I don't understand what you're even meant to do with that much money.
Africa and Mexico have some of the highest slavery rates in the world but you never heard about it.
Because they don't actually care about the issue. It's about exploiting empathy for money and political power.
Also pretty hard to care about something you and your semetic cousins do more than anyone else in the world and always have
Why the frick would anyone want a black slave? We already tried that and look what happened. Also Mexicans are low class slaves. They willingly slave away.
you can just not in every country
How do you solve a relative's death with money?
Will it bring them back if you throw bills at the grave?
>he doesn't know that billionaires have access to technologies that allow them to live forever
>How do you solve a relative's death with money?
you pay for black market organs and take children's blood so you live to be unreasonably old like everyone in power does.
Seeing that troony insult him then pathetically beg for money was funny.
>I've made more games in the last year while in major debt than you have with all you rmoney
>congrats on being productive!
>you're on twitter stroking your ego, holy shit, frick off, frick you!
>you could take care of me and all my marginalized indie dev friends for life! you're on here being a c**t, holy shit!
>here's my paypal, I'm trans and you owe me money because I had a temper trantrum on twitter
funniest shit I've ever seen
>takes the money and runs
objectively the only correct way to live life
he's not sad and lonely. That's just what hater wished he was. They all jelly as frick.
Oh boy will this be another thread where people go;
>OMG HE'S SO DEPRESSED AND LONELY!!!!
>how do I know this? Well look at this twitter post he made over 10 years ago where he says he don't like to party!
Did he at least lose the weight? Literally no excuse.
He had a fricking candy wall installed in his mansion. Fatties are subhuman.
Give me a single reason why he should stay in shape when he's a billionaire?
Every day chores become more difficult the fatter you get. Even getting out of bed can frick up your day.
He's overweight, not obese. And he's a fricking billionaire, do you really think he does his own chores?
Wiping your ass becomes a chore, going up the stairs becomes a chore, even walking becomes a chore.
Read what I posted again, he's overweight, not obese.
I'm overweight myself and walk around 15km~ each day without a single problem and quite athletic of me.
He is 100% obese. He's 5' 7". He easily weighs at least 230lbs and he's 44 years old. That puts his BMI at 36, which is deep into the obese category.
t. 5' 10", 29 years old, 205lbs and also medically obese.
>tfw 5'10, 25ish yo, 145 lbs
imma do a cycle of roids on winter to experiment
safely turinabol and testosterone, simple stuff
If that's what you want then best of luck to you. But if you're that skinny have you never tried just seeing how much you can pack on naturally? If those pictures are you then you already look good as you are, I wouldn't risk fricking up your hormones just for some more definition or w/e.
>But if you're that skinny have you never tried just seeing how much you can pack on naturally?
It will be a low dose bruh dw about me I aint moronic, I dont plan to be an athlete or a pro body buildier i just wanna look more based so yeah low dose of T and Tbol gonna be. Those are the safest roids. Just keep them injections below 350 mg weekly and drop like 2-3 tbol pills before training.
Just remember it's a slippery slope man. If you start seeing noticeable gains from the roids, you're going to want to try and juice harder, and from there you'll want to try more risky shit.
If you're dead set on it, best of luck to you.
Nah. I have always liked Ottermode the most and still do but I get what you mean. Sometimes I'm like "I wanna be fricking Radagon from Elden Ring" but meh imma have temperance.
Being in shape just makes every aspect of life better, rich or poor.
Fun fact: the candy wall came with the mansion. This is what people who complain about it don't realise. It was already there when he bought the property.
He bought the property BECAUSE it had a candy wall
and a fully outfitted gym, and for some reason an encased motorcycle
basado
If this guy can't get laid without paying for it, why do you think Notch would be any different?
>Make fun game
>Sell for billions
>Refuse to elaborate
>Leaves
He won
>He won
But we lost a hero
i often wonder the same of gabe, carmack, etc.
They left their mark and now it is time to collect yachts.
wait the 'ick on 'eck poster is a billionaire?
cringe. he should save vydia by producing a non-woke studio
Chud programmers can mog the entirety of woke triple A bar none. Better stories, better worlds, better concepts, better level design. If Ganker had the profit to make games they would be a god tier studio.
>image
hogwarts had just as woke character creator as baldur's gate 3, trannies are beyond their usual inanity when they are complaining about that game
>he doesnt get that the real video game is real life and the objective was to make trannies mad and a few off themselves and we succeeded.
This is why im a pro gamer.
trannies being mad had nothing to do with the game. the game catered to their every need. they were just mad at the author of the books saying things like "the woman rapist had a penis", when she quoted official police reports.
And she was right.
>MALE!
Not even that. The whole debacle started because she mocked use of the words "people who menstruate" when referring to women.
daily reminder that Kamala Harris (US vice president) literally used "birth givers" when referring to women.
the cult reaches the highest level.
>point out biological differences between men and women with layers of sugar coating to not hurt any feefees
>trannies still lose their shit
>Rowling ends up hating trannies because of their reaction
>trannies go nuclear
it's very funny how much these militant libtards hate each other
>chud game devs
almost non-existent
Weirdly enough israeli companies won't pay israeli propaganda money to humans. Its almost as if they consider humanity as a whole their enemy and only want to deal with eunuchs and other israelites.
I like how you talk about israelites like they are an alien from outer space lmao. I like the theory of the Khazarians, they are an invading species that want to control humanity.
>DA JOOOS
go back
Sorry israelite you're noticed. Stop doing evil constantly.
This, reminder that even kingdom coom a chud game supposedly was confrimed recently to have been made by liberals
So a fat biker slob crack fiend?
>chud programmers mogging anything
lol
Deus and GTA are liberal games btw
>Better stories, better worlds, better concepts, better level design.
Pretty much every game zoomers think is for chuds like fricking zoom eternal for some reason was actually made by liberals. OG Doom was by liberals too cause we know romero is borderline trooning out same for MGS and kojimbo shit. Earthwork jim is unironically the only successful iconic game made by a chud and i guess notch but notch is too much of a homosexual to count as one
chud hubris, the post:
Problem?
he's based from what i've seen him saying but he should definitely fund some indie games (for a percentage of the profit of course, and with a salary model so that they need to budget for say 3 months ahead and then request funds with proof of achieving the previous 3-month-goal)
on the other hand if i made that much money i wouldn't want some nobodies to come and tell me what i should do with my money, if he just want to invest it all in stocks and watch it grow that's up to him
One trick pony ain’t no way he could save it
Lol.
Remember when he tried to finance Psychonauts 2 and Tim Schafer asked for $15M dollars?
where does the 2.5 billion number come from? didn't he personally get a cut of 1.8 billion?
He did commission to bring Age of Wonders back. But a single man with a lot of money won't save gaming.
true he needs to get a white republican wife and have kids then his father drive will save gaming. We need fathers thats why onions-ciety is collapsing.
>he needs to get a white republican wife and have kids
>while in commiefornia
True and based only Dads can save Gaming that is the KEY.
The frick the oscars guy told everyone to have sex
>could save vidya
lol what the frick
minecraft was garbage when it came out, and it's garbage now
how the frick are procedurally generated blocks going to save anything?
>Saves gaming in your path
>does nothing with the one franchise that made them what they are today
frick timmy
>take down all the unreal and unreal tournament games from sale
>shuts down all the master servers
>unreal tournament 3 X pops up in place of 3 on steam
>months pass without a word
>unreal tournament 3 X gets quietly binned and the store page is reverted but the game still can't be purchased
unreal tournament is dead
>Major sellout for chinkoid money
>Get lucky with fortnite, become arrogant and got into fight with everyone
Ahh I remember this hypocrite piece of shit who was calling on Microsoft for monopoly and then did the very same thing with his EGS exclusivity. He can go rot in hell.
Seething steamie desperately defending his DRM bull
I can't ever hate Timmy because of Ganker.
Just seeing this pic makes me lol errytim.
He won but he also lost.
He has so much money that he's set for life and never working again, at the same time, his social opportunities are off a fricking cliff, he will never be in a normie situation ever again with another person, it's clear his money has crunched his opportunities in life instead of expand them since no other billionaire wants to work with him because he's not "in the know" or a businessman, so all he can really do anymore is go to celebrity parties, tweet, and play videogames at home.
>he could've bought Ganker and half of social media but he chose not to
Cringe in my book.
Didn't he spend most of this money on the mansion with a candy room? Pretty sure he's a broke millionaire now.
what kind of mansion costs billions?
If I 'member correctly, he outbid Jay-Z on the house for $90mil
He got $2.5bil
That means he still has $2.41bil
Very broke, very poor
>by ripping off and ruining another game?
>by addicting kids to lego for morons?
N
Not his problem btw
He made Minecraft. How is he going to save video games?
What game has he made that was good outside of stealing someone else's idea?
reminder that the second he got himself a staff of developers he went on vacations 90% of the time
>could make a different thread
>makes the same thread all the time
based or cringe?
test
how would man who just made a basic sandbox game save gaming?
>how would man who
unga bunga rockstation
gurg no like rockstation
grug like stonebox
This. Notch is a hack that got extremely lucky
He literally just copied infiniminer
Back years ago I heard he was financing something related to fascism to help them i dunno.
I still wonder what's the thing he's helping growing.
>sellout Gankerermin becomes giga rich
>does nothing
>dies
once a homosexual loser
always a homosexual loser
>sellout Gankerermin becomes giga rich
>does nothing
based
cope
Why wouls he fix gaming? You chimps just want ps4 games forever and ever.
vidya's not worth saving at this point. let it crash and burn and be reborn like a phoenix from the ashes
Tons of good games come out all the time, but the israeli parasites have ruined all major studios and games media outlets of course, so we should not give them money.
i wouldn't say tons. but now and then we get good games, true. can't remember the last time i played, let alone enjoyed a tripple A slop though
What you were waiting for something good to come from a fat Chud?
Chuds do nothing but throw tantrums on Twitter and american Chuds constantly brag about the guns they'll never use ( unless it's to kill children in a school).
u mad?
If your israeli propaganda is a good thing why do you get so upset whenever humans notice it?
Bald chud won
Cry more
Based. He cashed out and is set for this life and the next one.
Explain how he could save video games? He made the second Tetris, a game without cutscenes and virtually no story, with 100% gameplay almost on its own, the best-selling game of all time, and yet the video game industry went down the path of too many cutscenes, cinematic games to a point where even the highest-rated indies are more cinematic (Disco Elysium, Hades). He would have to start a dev studio and create a new Minecraft every year at this point
He cant, nor is it his responsibility.
Pokemon Sword and Shield sold 25 million copies. It's clear that the problem with gaming is that you morons slurp up whatever slop is served to you which is unfixable for one man.
Its impossible to be sad if you have 2,500,000,000
It objectively makes no sense.
Notch is an absolute homosexual for creating minecraft. I hope he kills himself soon
>Sit around in your mcmansion eating candy and having pointless parties with america psycho tier people while your ex wife and daughter are who knows where.
Cringe.
What would you do vidya related with a billion dollas? There are some solo indie devs Id love to throw money at but they don't exactly accept investments
Revive favorite dead franchise
Make a small team like yacht club or super giant and just pump out every game idea I've ever written down.
give hirohito 50 million and shut down Ganker, when retire
Notch already reproduced with his ex-wife so he already fulfilled his evolutionary duty
Pointless if your only offspring hates you and is a female who will take her husbands last name.
His lineage effectively dies with him.
Notch does have siblings back in Sweden
Yeah but do you remember your great-uncle? Most people do not, but you'll at least remember your grand father and maybe even great grandfather.
he got lucky with a tech demo and didn't know what else to do with it so he hired some real gamedevs to finish the game then sold it to msoft
"You'll ask me to save vidya, and I'll whisper 'no.'"
He's probably not allowed to, even so he's still a colossal moron, he could do many cool and based things with that money while not touching vidya
Why doesn't Notch invest so much money into Nintendo that he gets invited onto the Nintendo board of executives? Why continue to be a NEET in Beverly Hills?
He clearly has no passion for game dev anymore, unless he has a ghost account that he releases games under as a different studio so his projects wont get constantly compared to minecraft. But he doesn't seem like the person to think up something like that.
Beyond based. Frick all you goyslop slurping sheep.
He should invest in trans right. Otherwise his legacy will be know as being on the wrong side of history.
The current set of "gamers" do not want to be saved. Good games still come out, but only slop gets any real attention.
>buy Ganker
>immediately shut it down