>Countless copies and remakes. >Can't even come remotely close

>Countless copies and remakes
>Can't even come remotely close
It's time to give up.
Stardew Valley has won

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >close
    >won
    "most boring game" award?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      played this for 10 mins
      the art is so bad I can't

      Any Animal Crossing is billions of times better than this troony shit.

      I played the opening to both this and Sakuna and already know the latter is a much better game.

      Stardew is shit.

      Post surgery dates

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    played this for 10 mins
    the art is so bad I can't

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Animal Crossing is billions of times better than this troony shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Animal Crossing
      >not troon central
      L O L

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only AC that comes even remotely close is the original and that's long dead. Modern AC and Nintendo is soulless as frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... I'm trans btw, don't know if that matters.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played the opening to both this and Sakuna and already know the latter is a much better game.

    Stardew is shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sakuna
      What the frick is this garbage?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played the opening to both this and Sakuna and already know the latter is a much better game.

        Stardew is shit.

        Certified dickyclassic from a two man team
        Not anything like Stardew Vallyey other than farming, but made by someone who actually fricking loves farming down to manipulating soil levels and countering different insects with insect eaters.
        Plus the side scrolling action.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that bloom
        My eyes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sakuna is "Free" on the PS+ thing and I played it for 10 minutes and dropped it.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Catches 4 algae in a row
    Eat my ass

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no e-girl mods
      what are you doing with your life?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always look for the white dot on jas' dress whenever I see her in any of these screenshots to judge whether a poster is based or not. I have a problem.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    from experience, only ugly chicks keep playing after the end of year 1.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stardew sucks after Year 1
      Sounds about right.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    copies and remakes
    But Stardew IS the copy...
    Harvest Moon/Animal Crossing, and even Rune Fatory, all came before and were bigger than Stardew

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animal crossing is nothing like Stardew Valley
      And the other two series don't even come close to matching SV sales

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because they're all SHIT and look like SHIT
    the sprites are always garbage or it tries to be 3d and the farms never look good in the shitter games
    Meanwhile SDV looks FRICKING GORGEOUS
    Posting my farm but just letting you know OP your thread will probably be deleted because the troonyjannies have a problem with stardew threads 2 days in a row
    Post farms
    1.6 never ever check this 16 as proof

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your thread will probably be deleted because the troonyjannies have a problem with stardew threads 2 days in a row
      Last one went over 400 and my last 3 threads I made went to archive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looks good
      >bisexual shading

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shading
        ???

        As much as I agree with the idea that everyone has copied the shit out of the game, SDV is soulless as hell and I never have any fun with it.
        Meh farming, meh combat, and I like exactly 0% of the npc cast and I dislike the story.
        That said, I'm annoyed by how few people specifically clone SDV and do a shit job of it.
        Sun Haven was a big one for me, I picked it up on sale and really the only decent part of the game is how fun the art gets sometimes, especially in the third town.
        I absolutely hate how unfinished SH is.
        I also have another farming sim-whatever called Serin Fate, which I guess is kinda cool, it's got some Pokemon mixed in and some weirdly complex mechanics that are probably more complex than they should be, but the game isn't clicking with me for some reason.

        I enjoyed SDV the first few goes but ultimately I mod it a lot to tweak everything I dislike and add stuff I wanted in the first place. Even the first thing I grab is a recolor, I dislike the game's vanilla color palette.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I agree with the idea that everyone has copied the shit out of the game, SDV is soulless as hell and I never have any fun with it.
    Meh farming, meh combat, and I like exactly 0% of the NPC cast and I dislike the story.
    That said, I'm annoyed by how few people specifically clone SDV and do a shit job of it.
    Sun Haven was a big one for me, I picked it up on sale and really the only decent part of the game is how fun the art gets sometimes, especially in the third town.
    I absolutely hate how unfinished SH is.
    I also have another farming sim-whatever called Serin Fate, which I guess is kinda cool, it's got some Pokemon mixed in and some weirdly complex mechanics that are probably more complex than they should be, but the game isn't clicking with me for some reason.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, Ape here.
    Part of 1.6 is letting the Joja mart redhead become a bachelorette after it shuts down.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey guys, real ape here.
      jas is getting a marriage route with 10 heart events and animated anal

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No prismatic shard until I got the guarantee find at the volcano top
    Absolute aids
    Can't kill shit with a bone sword

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stardew Valley is a copy of harvest moon and so are most of the games you consider copies of SV.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SDV copied HM.
      Everyone else is copying SDV now because SDV is the second most profitable indie game ever made and paved the way for how HM should've been modernizing all along.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never liked the Terraria aesthetic. It looks cluttered.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing you're not on a Terraria thread then, anon.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start new playthrough of stardew
    >remember I have to go through the mines to get anything meaningful done.
    >stop playing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mines are the best part. Fight me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still remember my first playthrough and I focused on the mines. They're great and comfy. The only exception (which are still shit to this day) are flying enemies that don't die in one hit.
      >hit them
      >they get swung off so far away, nearly off-screen
      >repeat over and over until they die
      Still happens even if you have a very strong weapon. No idea why Ape done this.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stardew is only good by virtue of everything else in the genre nowadays being so shit.
    I still wouldn't say that it's better than classic Harvest Moon.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best farming
    Stardew valley
    >Most comfy
    >Harvest moon
    >Best romance
    Runefactory 4
    >What the frick where they thinking?
    Rune factory 5

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it wasn't my current favorite because I am a big HM fan, but Marvelous just keeps trying to shove dogshit down my throat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of wish they'd just bow out at this point instead of bastardizing things I enjoyed. RF5 and this AWL Remake hurt.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone played Immortal Life? Is it a decent cultivation game? A decent farming game? A decent fantastical farming game, most importantly?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Countless copies and remakes
    Name five.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just fricking play Harvest Moon you moronic homosexuals

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did I get filtered by this? I played for about an hour and stopped because there was nothing to do besides growing vegetables, and the waifus were mid. Is there a greater point to this game? Should I give it another shot?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only an hour? And that told you everything you needed to know? Why do people do this, I play long enough to learn all the basics and decide from there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some players need the game to spoonfeed them. They can't think by themselves if there is not an arrow radar pointing what to do next.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is weird because the game drip-feeds quests to you automatically. What more would one need for this type of game where you do whatever whenever.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps, but what does it mean when Stardew Valley wasn't even good to begin with.
    The comfy farming sim genre is in a really depressing state.

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