>Countless zoomers and soulless shills are mad Samus isn't in their meme game
Good
Also Metroid thread I guess
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>Countless zoomers and soulless shills are mad Samus isn't in their meme game
samus giving birth from her remodeled butthole
Good thread, let's pack it up.
That's Winrey.
>ZS
>Other M mole
ZSS with the jacket is cute. What game though?
Ball sexo
How does she fit in there?
bird dna
Birds curl up into balls? I didn't know that.
>in their meme game
I don't really remember Meme Run since it was delisted but why would she be in it?
No, no, you missed the part where they made a spiritual sequel, it's been very popular and has funny dances that kids apparently like. Disney is going to collab soon
death run games haven't been a thing for a while now
You clearly haven't been paying attention
Why would you pay attention to a shit game for children?
he means that fort fight game my grandson plays
>NOT wanting to look as ZSS's ass 24/7 while playing shooter slop
you don't understand what we missed out on. i don't even play fortnite, but i would pick it up just for samus ass
As tempting as that is, I'd rather Metroid not be dragged down to soulless slop and just be another skin next to Rick and Morty and Peter Griffin
Again, I'm happy Nintendo stood their ground. Nintendo was right, albeit for the wrong reasons
>Nintendo stood their ground
What ground, you fricking idiot. They were okay with her being in the game, it was Epic who said no because they refused to let anything Nintendo even be visible if you were on another platform.
This isn't even considering the fact that the season she was supposed to be a part of was four fricking years ago. This isn't news.
Like I said, they were right for the wrong reasons.
Which is a small comfort, but a comfort nonetheless
>it's right that a multiplatform game should be forced to hide content if you're not on the "correct" platform
Sure kid
Yes. Because I don't want Samus in Fortnite, because its a soulles shill factory
Not that hard to understand.
Okay, so invent a time machine and go b***h about it four years ago then
Don't need to, because it didn't happen. I'm just here to laugh at the zoom zooms who are mad
Supposedly Epic wanted her to be added but Nintendo would only allow it if she was replaced with default skins in the other versions. idk how true that is but it wouldn't shock me if it was
Too busy with Tyrone and Jamal I guess.