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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its dead, along with the Prime subseries

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ninty disavows Prime from the canon
      >last thing from it was a shitty soccer game literally nobody on earth asked for
      Do they just hate that it was made by firthy gajhin?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sakamoto followed up on the canon thing. He said all he meant is that they're a side story, they're canon but they don't affect the 2d games. He was a lore consultant on them (see Special Thanks in the credits) and let MS connect Prime to 2d with Proteus Ridley.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Switch 2 launch game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a Metroid as a launch title
      That would be breddy funky.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2 was meh
    3 was worse
    I'm sure 4 will be amazing though!!!!!

    Just play metroid prime randomizer instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2 was better than 1.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3 would have been good if it wasn't for required waggle controls, if you could get over that then it was genuinely a pretty good game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just play Primehack

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Finished 2 on that the other day, does Primehack automate that shit or do I gotta do control mapping that it's iffy on saving?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I haven’t got to 3 yet. I assume it will work the same way and have proper keyboard and mouse controls to replace all the janky motion controls.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well hopefully it works, the game allowed E + numbers for Visor changes but refused to work with R + keys for beams, had it on T with menu pop up for a bit but it refused to save my changes when I wanted to put the menu on R after.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I assume you can just reassign keys normally. I find that the assignments they use feel really natural.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can, it's just really iffy about saving it. Also the custom textures I downloaded include a interface change to match Primehack controls but they only half matched the default controls for some reason.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's good, but it starts so damn slow. It's easily the least replayable of the 3.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        3 would have been good if it have more interconnected worlds and they felt more vast like in Prime 1 and 2. I actually liked the motion in the game, it's the other stuff that I felt made it worse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >2 was meh
      I'm going to kick you in the nuts. 2 was the best in the series.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty obvious that they'll lean hard on Prime 1. Wouldn't surprise me if we see the same forest + desert + lava + ice + cave combo, too.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what am i supposed to do with just a title card?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    REMEMBER ME?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No. OCs from Hunters are irrelevant and should stay that way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tanabe has been very open about his Slyux boner and that Prime 4 will revolve around him.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *junebugs*

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with Dark Samus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >power mad metroid mutant made of radioactive ooze inside a power suit
      >3% Samus because of the power suit
      There is a chance.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prime 1: best world, crazy immersive
    Prime 2: great gameplay, good world but gay dark world shit
    Prime 3: actually fricking awful. some cool moments and good tunes (rundas theme), but holy shit its literally just a Halo x Metroid crossover

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Prime 2 had the best world.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta disagree. Agon and Temple Grounds were way too similar in tone and aesthetic.

        Torvus is kino, and Fortress was alright, way too small though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Prime 2: great gameplay

      Prime 2 had the best world.

      >Prime 2 had the best world.

      Prime 2 is prime garbage

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's time for contrarian polarity to reverse again for Prime 2.
        >people don't like it when it comes out because of ammo and difficulty
        >time passes and contrarians hail it as the best prime game, some even claiming it's the best game in the series
        >praise for it has been popular opinion for it long enough that many people weren't even around to see the initial negativity towards it
        >now people are starting to shit on it again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Prime 2 had the best world.

      Prime 1 had better locations but Prime 2 had way better exploration and it's by far the least linear of the trilogy, even with the Dark World.

      It's sad that Agon Wastes it too similar in aesthetic to the Temple Grounds, fixing that blunder would do wonders.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    News soon

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get how people say prime 2 is better than 1. 1 has the better more varied environments, the story is told in a much better way and makes you piece it together for yourself, no dark world bullshit, no ammo bullshit and no temple keys shit. Prime 2 is great, but it doesn’t hold up. The only thing I can think of that’s better are the boss fights and maybe the atmosphere if that’s your cup of tea.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think its just raw contrarianism, the only response I get out of these people is "muh boost guardian" or whatever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you serious? People can't prefer 2 over 1?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not if they can't justify their preference
          If you eat feces and post about it online, you better have a damn good reason if you don't want me to laugh at you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            2 has a more interesting world to explore, the story is short and sweet, the ammo system adds to the gameplay and creates more tension, the dark world is fun, especially before you get the dark armor, better boss fights, backtracking feels better than 1. I deem both games as extremelly good and it baffles me the hostility P2 gets.
            Anyway, Super is better than either of them,

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >especially before you get the dark armor
              No, before you get dark armor and some energy tanks, you're sitting in a bubble doing nothing for long periods of time.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If that's how you want to play it, then it's not my problem.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >2 has a more interesting world to explore
              purple recolors of brown wastelands are interesting? Prime 1's areas may have felt like standard video game levels but the execution made them stand out. I cannot say the same for Prime 2.

              >the ammo system adds to the gameplay and creates more tension
              If you know how to abuse it, it's pointless (and it already doesn't matter in light world areas), and if you don't Ing become shitty bullet sponges

              >especially before you get the dark armor
              which happens so early that the game basically neuters its own gimmick before you can even start to appreciate it. And even then, there's truth to

              >especially before you get the dark armor
              No, before you get dark armor and some energy tanks, you're sitting in a bubble doing nothing for long periods of time.

              . After you get the dark suit, the health drain is just an annoyance rather than anything meaningful

              >backtracking feels better than 1
              but why wait until the game is nearly over to open the warp points? Self defeating design. The way everything is connected to the dumb Temple Grounds hub is obvious video game design tripe as well, every bit as much as Prime 1's level concepts

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What's the point of giving a reason based on subjectivity if you're just going to use your biased opinion about it to dismiss it? I don't mind if you like 1 better, it's just natural those two games are going to please a different sub section of the fanbase, they're different enough.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They really aren't different. That's the problem. Prime 2's gimmicky crap doesn't work because it's afraid to commit to it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know what kind of a response that is. It’s a nice boss, but it’s not great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >varied environments
      >fire
      >ice
      >rock
      >desert
      >grass

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I don’t get how people say prime 2 is better than 1
      Prime 2 had higher highs but also lower lows. I think the highs outways the lows
      >1 has the better more varied environments
      Yeah but they are also much more simple to traverse and much more linear
      >the story is told in a much better way and makes you piece it together for yourself
      Disagree completely, story is standard Metroid fare, and the Chozo scans are boring prophecy shit. The other logs don't even make sense, so much so that they've had to be written a dozen times over and they still don't fix the game's story. Prime 1 had good space pirate logs, but Prime 2 had the despair of the Federation getting fricked, the despair of the Space Pirates getting their wrecked shit, and the despair of the Luminoth. You also had the best characterization and body language of Samus in the entire franchise in this game alone. The only problem with Prime 2's story is the U-Mos info dumping but they're quick
      >no dark world bullshit
      Fair enough, but Dark World hate is overrated, they are boring aesthetically but they still flow within the world's design.
      >no ammo bullshit
      I'm conflicted on this. Ammo on one hand sucks, on the other hand I do like how the Power Beam is viable throughout the entire game. In Prime 1 having all those options are meaningless when the next upgrade is often clearly better then what you had previously.
      >no temple keys shit
      The Chozo Artifiacts are hardly different. Sure some can be gotten a little earlier but generally it's the same affair.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Prime 1’s artifacts
      >Prime 2’s sky keys
      >Wind Waker’s triforce shards
      >Sunshine’s blue coins
      why the frick did gc games have so much fricking padding

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The artifacts are barely padding on replays at least, only ones I had to go out of the way for were the ones in Phendrenda at the end. Keys are so tedious that I've never gotten them properly, always pull up a guide for them.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *even louder crickets*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just going to be the first one because israelitetendo doesn’t think we deserve nice things.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MPT and the Zelda duo logo are in release hell because Nintendo doesn’t know how to price them. They got away with selling Skyward Sword/Link’s Awakening and Dread for $60. I bet they won’t come out until after Switch 2 so Nintendo can say “See, we’re still supporting the Switch!”

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >and Dread for $60
        Metroid games are always full price relative to what they released on.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile
    >Announced
    >Release date given
    >Release date pushed back
    >Indefinitely put on hiatus because of an international conflict

    At least you weren't set up for disappointment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What happened?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They delayed it indefinitely because of the Russian-Ukraine war.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Unrelated 3rd World countries start fighting
          >Delay game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Advance Wars comes out on the GBA
        >A day later 9/11 happens
        >The next two AW games come out and do so poorly in Japan that the 4th game (Days of Ruin) isn't released in Japan until 5 years after its US/EU release
        >Days of Ruin does so poorly it kills the series entirely in the US and EU as well
        >Advance Wars gets completely forgotten about in every aspect by Nintendo, even in Smash where it's gotten nothing other than an Assist Trophy (That got cut from Ultimate), not even a music remix while other more obscure Nintendo series like Yuyuki or Glory of Heracles got one.
        >Series remains silent from 2008 until 2021 when a remake of the first two games gets announced at E3 with a release date set for December of that year
        >Release date gets pushed back to April 2022 and gets a new trailer in the Feb 2022 direct
        >March rolls around and Nintendo announces they're holding off on releasing it because of the Ukraine/Russia conflict
        >Pretty much nothing since then
        And to make matters worse
        >Some literal who stacy on Twitter starts talking about how she's playing the game and posting screenshots
        >Posts some screenshots videos that reveal shit we didn't know about initially, like how using CO Powers in AW1 play a remix of the CO theme afterwards.
        >Literally everyone starts telling her she's sitting on a goldmine and sends her links on how to dump the game and to get the switch off Wifi immediately
        >She's a normalgay and doesn't understand any of the things people are telling her
        >Nintendo wisens up, removes the game from her Switch and sends her a refund before she can get out of the tutorial section of AW1 so nothing substantial gets revealed like full soundtracks, AW2 COs whose designs haven't been seen yet, etc.

        Advance Wars is easily the most cursed Nintendo franchise. F-Zero and Golden Sun and the like can complain about not getting a new game or whatever, but Advance Wars is the only series that's been fricked while it's been both alive and dead.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wow. I liked Advance Wars 1 but hadn't followed the franchise. What a nightmare.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Golden Sun and the like can complain about not getting a new game
          Not after Dark Dawn. It deserves to be dead.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the franchise was called Nintendo Wars

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that's some cursed shit.
          I fricking hate normies so much it is fricking unreal. Imagine not releasing a game because so moronic countries are at war?
          It is not like cod won't be releasing games yearly my dudes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's popping back up in online stores. We're getting it soon.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Actual leak here do not open.
    My dad John Nintendo sent me this.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should do a Hunters remake before Prime 4.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Retro Studios is a shit studio now, I can't imagine looking forward to this anymore.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They've been hiring a frick ton for Prime 4, the TF director left after and he came back for Prime 4.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know they are shit now? the last game they made was 10 years ago and it was good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, that's why
        >haven't put out a new game in a decade
        >It's clear multiple games they've been working on are just not working for whatever reason
        >more and more insider scopes on how badly the development went for shit that went nowhere, like the Zelda pitch

        It seems clear to me that they're not in prime shape.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The "trailer" didn't even have a remix, just the menu music ripped straight from Prime 1.

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