Crit a cola bad because uhhhhhh..... reddit told me so

Crit a cola bad because uhhhhhh..... reddit told me so

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    crit a cola bad because it harms scout more than it helps him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it harms scout more than it helps him
      You literally instakill most classes with it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit opinion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Downvoted

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most classes literally instakill you with it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a player skill issue to me.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe stop getting your info from reddit than frickface

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I use it on Uncletopia with the Shortstop and people get passive aggressive towards me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really like that picture

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a heavy main and I love when scouts use this because it lets me melt them even quicker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Demo, same, you usually need 2 hits from Primary to kill that minor inconvenience but under cola you will get him in 1 hit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Scorch Shot should be nerfed into the ground because uhhhhhhhhhhhh... youtube told me so

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this makes scouts and demok***hts shit their pants

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spam a and d
      >completely nullify the slow
      Thanks for the free kill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just strafe and its slowdown effect wouldn't bother you

        Doesn't work when charging or jumping

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just strafe and its slowdown effect wouldn't bother you

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't land a direct hit
    >"OMG SHIT PYRO ONLY RELIES ON AFTERBURN, CANT AIM"
    >Lands a direct hit
    >"FRICKING SHIT STUN MECHANICS SHOULD OF BEEN REMOVED WITH THE SANDMAN NERF"

    Honestly I don't even like this weapon. I just use it to piss people off and juggle people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I switch to this weapon against Demoknights and Darwin Danger Shield Snipers. The knockback is the only thing stopping the sniper from constantly killing everyone who can't avoid their sightlines
      As for Demoknights, stopping their charge with this will never not be funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It just need a knockback buff to avoid player getting hit also getting the second damage. Outdamaging normal flare in a single shot is BS.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I use detonator because jumping is fun but frick me scorch shot is so braindead easy to use and effective I feel like I'm gimping myself not using it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's just like phlog vs stock flamethrower. Some part of me cannot justify giving up airblast. But god damn when I did the phlog contract it was the most moronic faceroll weapon ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyday i miss the old sandman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically nieve the sandman should never have been nerfed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just remove the mini-crits on burning targets, maybe nerf the afterburn a bit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Using this on a meme x10 server causes so much asshurt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only Sniper counter in the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally the only good weapon that the Pyro has. I will abuse it without shame.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are some cheesy loadouts that decently aggravate and hurt the enemy team? Preferably if I can sit back and let it rip like spamming huntsman arrows down a choke point, or hit and run like Shortshop Crit-a-cola loadout.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      crazy idea here, phlog and scorch shot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        On dustbowl with medplug

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not cheesy but rocket jumper + shotgun makes people consistently mad for some reason
      I guess they think you're a friendly homosexual and let their guard down? Either way surprisingly effective

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Spamming chokes and corners with beggars plus a banner of your choice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vax a sniper to deal with enemy snipers
      Never seen so much asshurt in my life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jarate and bushwhacka with an uber

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    crit a cola = shortstop with no damage fall off

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love seeing homosexual TF2 youtubers b***h and moan about Crit a Cola when I literally never see it in game.
    It basically just makes the scout a spy with a double jump, they use it, may or may not actually make it to an enemy in time, kill them, then instantly die because of the marked for death effect.
    The only time Crit a Cola was ever busted was when the Soda Popper had the same effect just from walking around the map.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I run Force-A-Nature/Crit-A-Cola/Fan O' War, myself.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit bad because uhhhhhh..... Ganker told me so

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >player on the other team is complaining about a class and weapon
    >immediately switch to that class and weapon just so he has to deal with two of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek from now on I'm going to do the same thing

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It no longer for direct combat, its either Shortstop sniping or flanks, but its outclassed in flanks by the Backscatter.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tf2 is getting updates again
    What are the odds we get some good weapon balances soon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >flamethrowers
      >op

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like how the Cow Mangler is in the dangerously OP section despite it's crippling flaw of not being able to damage engie buildings at all.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You almost never see engie in 6s so it's just a direct upgrade with unlimited ammo and the charged shot, comp players have wanted it nerfed for some time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well I hope they don't listen to comp players because they're just gonna ruin it. I rather like the Cow Mangler anyway.

            just remove the mini-crits on burning targets, maybe nerf the afterburn a bit

            Yeah getting rid of the minicrits and bringing it back to it's old release form would be pretty nice, if you wanna go the extra mile you can get rid of the direct damage on it altogether and keep everything else. It works pretty nicely as a utility flategun since you can use it to destroy stickies and toning down the direct damage fricks over braindead phlog pyros which is an extra bonus on top.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >c*mpgays want to gut another totally fine weapon because it's counter doesn't get played on 5cp

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >compgays are morons
            this and more on 60 minutes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >literally incapable of firing crockets even with kritzkrieg
            >op

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's crippling flaw of not being able to damage engie buildings at all

          Somewhat made up for by being able to disable them at range.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok? Why spend your entire clip and a 5 second charge to disable a sentry when the direct hit can just destroy it quicker and without wasting his whole clip. The charge disabling them is not in anyway a plus side.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not to mention you're extremely slow and vulnerable during the charge up making you a free headshot for snipers. The Loch n Load is still the best sentry buster since you can just delete them before the engineer can even have a chance to react. The cow mangler's charged shot needs cordination to make full use outta it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >classic
      >identical to stock except launches from center of character model
      >somehow underpowered
      huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the Original dummy
        The Classic is the Sniper Rifle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What redditor gay made this list? In what way are the Mantreads anywhere near as bad as the Classic? And how the frick is the Cow Mangler overpowered?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly do not believe every weapon must be perfectly equally balanced. Let there be niche situational weapons. For what purpose does the manntreads truly need a buff?

      I could see not wanting anything to be useless, and so somehow tweaking gas passer or sandman is understandable.

      I personally would put sandman at -5 hp instead of -15. Boom, I think few people could complain it's considerably out of line with other options.

      Gas passer is trickier. There are a lot of options and Valve seemed to think it was strong for some reason when they released it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Valve really justify the insane cost they can rework the gas passer into actual choking gas. It does X amount of DoT that can't be shaken off until it's done and everyone gets a 50% slow for the duration too. Either that or just make it down to the level of jarate because it's effect honestly doesn't warrant a 60 second cooldown when jarate is so much better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >post nerf dragon fury
      >OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      New GRU needs to go back to being the old GRU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao keep crying gay I gonna scorch shot your ass into oblivion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sniper rifle is a bit underpowered
      wew

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes I use the crit a cola with the shortstop, how could you tell? I also use the candy cane for maximum fun.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Loud brapping echoes throughout the map
    >Camera cuts to RED base
    >Heavy is sitting on Scout's face
    >Brapping
    >Scout is visibly erect
    >Heavy pulls out a hot pepper and eats it
    >Eyes go wide
    >drumbounce.mp3
    >"Uh oh"
    >Lets out an atomic brap
    >Scoutdeathscream.mp3
    >Scout gets up
    >His face is on fire
    >"FIYA FIYA FIYA!"
    >Sniper runs in and throws a mason jar at the Scout
    >"I upgraded mates!"
    >Heavy looks at the Scout
    >The jar was full of chunky half liquid shit
    >Scout pops a boner again
    >Demo walks in and begins fricking the Scout while smothering as much of the poo on him as possible
    >Scout braps hard enough to inflate the demo and separate them
    >drunknigsounds.mp3
    >"I've got two dickets to the cum show, and I'm not giving 'em to ya. I'm going with YOUR dickets"
    >Demo begins to float away
    >Spy runs up and grabs the demo's legs
    >"Well, off to visit your mothers!"
    >Spy slips due to the poop and lands anus first on the scope of a BLU sniper who was looking up and spinning (He's a bot)
    >Sniper begins shooting
    >Spydeathscream.mp3
    >Spydeathscream2.mp3
    >Spydeathscream5.mp3
    >Spy begins pissing and sharting from the experience
    >Medic and Engineer gaze upon the whole scene with a concerned look on their faces

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, valve really did that to the Artifact community?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad because the date is April 29 2010 and the only way to acquire it is to random craft using metal and tokens.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ball stuns buildings
    There, fixed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting. I have no idea how well that would turn out, but the thought is amusing.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your reminder that there was absolutely no reason to nerf the sandman+cleaver combo aside from people being crybabies about being outplayed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just hit them with the cleaver

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