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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    the sidequests and textures could have been better, I know the latter is much better on PS5, but still pretty poor.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sidequests
      They're optional, complaining about them is stupid
      >textures
      Game looks incredible and even better on PS5

      Tifa's ass is way too small

      Tifa is perfect

      Muh time jannies

      The time jannies have been canon since the original game. Also the original game has silly things in it so you can't complain now.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They're optional, complaining about them is stupid
        How is it stupid ? Instead of making interesting sidequests, most of them are just fetch this, kill that, with barebones storylines
        >Game looks incredible and even better on PS5
        True, but also not true. Character models are 10/10, enemies, bosses included. Environments go from 5/10 to 10/10. the inconsistency in quality hurts the art direction of the game.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Filtered.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I-I can't think of anything to say
            >BUZZWORD
            kys

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              You started it

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They're optional
        They are not moron. The grand majority of "sidequests" are forced and won't be able to proceed if you don't do them.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a lot of fun with this video game and I liked the story changed.

    Aerial combat was ass though in base game. Fixed in Yuffie's DLC though but still I hope they will improve it for the rest of the characters in part 2.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      THOUGH

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just woke up anon. Do you have anything of value to add?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ESL
      why dont you go back

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        So you have nothing. Gotcha.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa's ass is way too small

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Muh time jannies

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boring filler to artificially increase the length of the game and milk what should have been one game into several games

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    soulless

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to play what was once a complete game in an episodic format released over the next 10 years

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not on PC yet

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its name alone is false advertising it isn't the true remake

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It didn’t dunk on FFXV hard enough.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flanderisation of Sephiroth and blowing their load with the final boss.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything in the middle part is kind of a blur

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slamming time travel into a setting without any mentions of it or technology allowing for such is a move done by hack writers. It's a plot a 12yo could come up with.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need to get into theorycrafting youtube. Stop caring about the story being "good" or "bad" and watch people talk about the lore for hours and hours and hours.
      Soon you won't actually care what is happening in the plot anymore and all that matters is what it adds to the lore.

      For example Nero showing up in Remake is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories.
      Once you're a fan of FF7 theorycrafting literally everything that happens in the story, no matter what, is good - because it expands the lore. You can apply this to all the FF games and suddenly "bad writing" or "plotholes" simply disappear.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    ff7 is already out, i played it over the summer. ff7r won't be "out" for another decade and on it's way it'll be swept this way and that with whatever the rest of the industry is doing like DLC or mobile battle royales. Tifa also doesn't call you a moron anymore.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It created a mentally ill ff7 og fanboy called jimbo (just look how pissed off he gets when someone say something bad about it) that got baited and switch so hard that now his life purpose is to make up remake fans in his head and pretend to be them, make this threads and seethe about people liking this game for eternity

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who never played the original, I do think it's a flaw to make it a reboot/sequel (seaboot? requel?) that requires knowledge of the original game + supplementary materials.
    I had hoped to be able to jump on with this one, but instead my choices are either to try and drag myself through the original, watch a summary on youtube or something, or play this blind and be confused on a lot of shit that assumes you know what's going on.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      When FFVII first came out the whole story was in the game.

      With FFVIIR you need to play it, the DLC, the OG, Crisis Core, Dirge of Cerberus, Advent Children, and some side novels just to get the "full" story, and it's still only 1/8th done.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's my issue. If it were just a straight retread of the original game but with the new gameplay (I loved the combat in the demo) then it'd be perfect. Frankly, I'm tempted to just go in and see how confused I get.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        the remake will literally never end with nomura involved. kingdom hearts 3 was supposed to be the end, and wasn't. then there was a dlc to be the ending, and wasn't. then we get an ending that ties into a whole new spinoff series which is added to the pile of never ending branches of side stories, sequels, prequels that may not ever get made

        when was the last time SE made an FF game with an actual ending? FF13-3?

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too many scenes where you're forced to walk while someone talks, basically an unskippable cutscene

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's how the game gets 40+ hours of "content".

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cloud went into the panty drawer instead of the laundy hamper to steal her panties

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    clouds door texture

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn’t that get fixed in Integrade?

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to buy this on epic games day one. Frick off steamies I don't give a shit

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >EGS
      >buy
      you're honestly pathetic

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The start of the second disk is a bit slow.

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