They need to patch to fix that "new year's crash" bug. I currently have everything on hold until then because the game is unplayable past a certain date.
Interactive sex with your wife, secondary wives, lovers and concubines. Ideally there would be several positions, high quality animation, skill points for making them cum and the ability to make them pregnant (giving ingame consequences for your actions).
Most (normal, non-/v/) people would laugh at this, but if this were an ingame feature I guarentee you at least 90% of players would use it with their dicks in their hands.
Game is too easy because there's nothing holding the player back, no defensive pacts, next to impossible to lose a kingdom, you can have next to infinite alliances, truces can be annuled early
The list goes on
the one moment I felt threatened was during one of those norse attacks that happen from time to time (I've bumped it to as frequent as possible). Playing as chad Alfred but it was too early and I had no alliances and the c**ts had an army of 8k+ strong. But even then the war AI is so moronic there's always a way you can beat it
More quality events. At the same time, someone (obviously a modder because nu-paradox would never do it) needs to cull all the trash events that destroy immersion such as the one about your son indulging in gay incestuous fantasies or the fart event chain. Not only do they force humor where it doesn't belong but they don't even manage to make it funny.
Remember that sometime a year before CK3 released the devs were talking about having a sex scene generator implemented? Wonder how that would have looked like.
This. Ck2, with all the DLC, felt like you could play it for hundreds of hours and still stumble across new things. In CK3 you can do virtually everything with a single play through. Actions dont feel like they have any consequences. Literally nothing matters.
Right now, whatever they did in the 1.5 and 1.6 patches that dumped game performance need to be unfricked. Priority number 1, and only priority. The game's unplayable for me, at this point.
Need to be able to change the Holy Sites for custom religions nothing crazy just getting to pick from any holy site for that faith ie any Christian faith can pick Alexandria as a holy site. Also at a minimum 2 custom actions for each cultural group, Norse get their varangian adventures and runestones so do that for everyone. Also more historically accurate region founding decisions I want to form a Kindom of Minos with a bunch of bonuses for embarking and rip the Byzantines in half.
the religion system is great but it needs to be more customizable. Why can't I create a new religion where being sadistic is a virtue for example? I also want to choose my own holy sites, define how aligned I am with other religions, choose religion specific garments, maybe create my own holy artifacts? Religion is the best mechanic and there's so much potential
I want to be able to play a landless wanderer. Serve in an order, fight as a mercenary, roam as a bandit full medieval Blood Meridian style, and maybe be able to earn a title with a Littlefinger type schemer. Could be cool.
Religion and personality needs to be fixed to allow multiple traits because only psychos can be defined by three traits and religions have only just begun to work but still have 0 depth or even papal interaction beyond free money
Levies are useless
Ai doesn't know how to group up
Artifact wars are a thing before plenty of other needed Cb were added
Literally all governments play the same
Ideally they lean hard into life Sim and interactions with an unfricked stress system
They will probably add meme win conditions like forming cultures with flavor events by region for the rest of the games life
More shit. What they have is a good skellington, but theres no muscle or meat on the bones. They've got something good, they simply need to just add stuff.
Re-do everything that's already in the game and make traits matter for npc behavior. Right now they don't and it's super lame.
>someone is doing some serial killing in my court >finally find the culprit after months, if not years >they're compassionate and honest
>wife is chaste and zealous (in a faith that that criminalizes adultery) >my character is beautiful, fecund, has high diplomacy, the most powerful and rich man in the land. Basically the greatest catch anyone could possibly land >the lust for random peasant wiener is just too strong, however, wife can't resist
Game is full of this shit and it takes you right out of it. Address it now while it's still early in development.
>tiered notification system like in CK2 >nomad, republic, and theocracy mechanics fleshed out >slavery >some kind of population mechanic for regions tying into manpower and economy, with differences between gov types >more events
Just add everything that was in 2
The missing government forms
Societies
Bloodlines (I loved collecting these)
And add a bunch more roleplaying elements. More titles and events tied to them. Why does a medieval game only have like 5 or so titles you can get?
I just want more realism, but we can't have realism because it's too much in 2022. Back then soldiers would rape everything that has a pulse after a siege, torture was used all the fricking time to collect intel and yet you nees a special skill to do it and it costs you - like people would care if you rape/torture captured soldiers. Shit it's just not realistic when it comes to war, or politics, or anything really. It's a kids game portraying a PG-13 version of the world back then and anything but immersive.
I bought this but can't get myself to play it anymore. It's just so damn boring. EUIV is much better. I open up the game trying to find a nation to play, but it's more of a hassle than fun to micromanage the kingdom. All these boring "nerfs" which you need to handle just to expand, and it's also too easy at the same time. AI is stupid as frick.
An update to that FGO mod so I can actually fricking play it on 1.6 for starters
They need to patch to fix that "new year's crash" bug. I currently have everything on hold until then because the game is unplayable past a certain date.
Interactive sex with your wife, secondary wives, lovers and concubines. Ideally there would be several positions, high quality animation, skill points for making them cum and the ability to make them pregnant (giving ingame consequences for your actions).
Most (normal, non-/v/) people would laugh at this, but if this were an ingame feature I guarentee you at least 90% of players would use it with their dicks in their hands.
People legit get wet when marrying their own daughters/sisters in this game. What you said it's not even that surprising.
better AI or something, the game is just too fricking easy if you know what you're doing
nevermind I want this instead
Game is too easy because there's nothing holding the player back, no defensive pacts, next to impossible to lose a kingdom, you can have next to infinite alliances, truces can be annuled early
The list goes on
the one moment I felt threatened was during one of those norse attacks that happen from time to time (I've bumped it to as frequent as possible). Playing as chad Alfred but it was too early and I had no alliances and the c**ts had an army of 8k+ strong. But even then the war AI is so moronic there's always a way you can beat it
More quality events. At the same time, someone (obviously a modder because nu-paradox would never do it) needs to cull all the trash events that destroy immersion such as the one about your son indulging in gay incestuous fantasies or the fart event chain. Not only do they force humor where it doesn't belong but they don't even manage to make it funny.
Remember that sometime a year before CK3 released the devs were talking about having a sex scene generator implemented? Wonder how that would have looked like.
paradox should just focus on creating the perfect sandbox and leave the game itself to modders
they need to add a cure for cancer and proof of extra terrestrial life to make this shit worth paying for over just playing CK2
Content
israelite backstabbing plots
Replayability.
And what would make it more replayable?
More than two starting dates. What made CK2 so replayable was that you could play literally any day from 1066-1337.
This. Ck2, with all the DLC, felt like you could play it for hundreds of hours and still stumble across new things. In CK3 you can do virtually everything with a single play through. Actions dont feel like they have any consequences. Literally nothing matters.
It was also released over at least a decade and costs 10 grand.
Bring back kowtowing to the Chinese Empire so they can destroy the Arabs for me.
Right now, whatever they did in the 1.5 and 1.6 patches that dumped game performance need to be unfricked. Priority number 1, and only priority. The game's unplayable for me, at this point.
a dedicated israeli expulsion button
Need to be able to change the Holy Sites for custom religions nothing crazy just getting to pick from any holy site for that faith ie any Christian faith can pick Alexandria as a holy site. Also at a minimum 2 custom actions for each cultural group, Norse get their varangian adventures and runestones so do that for everyone. Also more historically accurate region founding decisions I want to form a Kindom of Minos with a bunch of bonuses for embarking and rip the Byzantines in half.
the religion system is great but it needs to be more customizable. Why can't I create a new religion where being sadistic is a virtue for example? I also want to choose my own holy sites, define how aligned I am with other religions, choose religion specific garments, maybe create my own holy artifacts? Religion is the best mechanic and there's so much potential
>Satanic Rituals from CK2
why that feature was removed i have no idea
>i have no idea
so they can sell it to you again
I want to be able to play a landless wanderer. Serve in an order, fight as a mercenary, roam as a bandit full medieval Blood Meridian style, and maybe be able to earn a title with a Littlefinger type schemer. Could be cool.
Also we need the Merchant Republic DLC next.
that does sound fun, actually
It was fricked when they focused so much on the HECKIN VIKINGS who are the main focus of the game still. Totally ruined CK.
why would I want to play as some catholic cuck pedo lord?
Because pagans die out after a century
Not since the vikings dlcs. They're their literally the entire fricking game now and often push seep into russia and the baltics.
Crusader kings is supposed to be ""accurate"" but the truth is that it's just some Swedish cuck fedora fantasy
Formerly only on PC.
Religion and personality needs to be fixed to allow multiple traits because only psychos can be defined by three traits and religions have only just begun to work but still have 0 depth or even papal interaction beyond free money
Levies are useless
Ai doesn't know how to group up
Artifact wars are a thing before plenty of other needed Cb were added
Literally all governments play the same
Ideally they lean hard into life Sim and interactions with an unfricked stress system
They will probably add meme win conditions like forming cultures with flavor events by region for the rest of the games life
More shit. What they have is a good skellington, but theres no muscle or meat on the bones. They've got something good, they simply need to just add stuff.
anime tiddies
Re-do everything that's already in the game and make traits matter for npc behavior. Right now they don't and it's super lame.
>someone is doing some serial killing in my court
>finally find the culprit after months, if not years
>they're compassionate and honest
>wife is chaste and zealous (in a faith that that criminalizes adultery)
>my character is beautiful, fecund, has high diplomacy, the most powerful and rich man in the land. Basically the greatest catch anyone could possibly land
>the lust for random peasant wiener is just too strong, however, wife can't resist
Game is full of this shit and it takes you right out of it. Address it now while it's still early in development.
>tiered notification system like in CK2
>nomad, republic, and theocracy mechanics fleshed out
>slavery
>some kind of population mechanic for regions tying into manpower and economy, with differences between gov types
>more events
type Sadism in the workshop, unfortunately it looks like it needs an update for current checksum. I haven't played like a year
Sex with captured prisoners
Already possible but you have to take them as concubines which is not realistic. Rape mod when? I thought this was supposed to be immersive
get the sadism mod on workshop and you can rape, spay, neuter, etc
what's the mods name?
don't have the steam version that's why I'm asking, isn't called sadism? who's the dev?
this mod
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2309399049
thanks anon
GoT mod
Just add everything that was in 2
The missing government forms
Societies
Bloodlines (I loved collecting these)
And add a bunch more roleplaying elements. More titles and events tied to them. Why does a medieval game only have like 5 or so titles you can get?
Reason to buy it.
More soul
rape and marriage from 12 years old
I just want more realism, but we can't have realism because it's too much in 2022. Back then soldiers would rape everything that has a pulse after a siege, torture was used all the fricking time to collect intel and yet you nees a special skill to do it and it costs you - like people would care if you rape/torture captured soldiers. Shit it's just not realistic when it comes to war, or politics, or anything really. It's a kids game portraying a PG-13 version of the world back then and anything but immersive.
immersive medieval simulator when?
why even call it crusader kings when theres barely a focus on crusades, just call it kings.
make black people spawn in Europe and call it Kangs
I bought this but can't get myself to play it anymore. It's just so damn boring. EUIV is much better. I open up the game trying to find a nation to play, but it's more of a hassle than fun to micromanage the kingdom. All these boring "nerfs" which you need to handle just to expand, and it's also too easy at the same time. AI is stupid as frick.