>cultural superpower
>has no games
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>has no games
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Odio i negri
Me too.
basato
i will make it myself
Italy has Mario!
superpower
Gabagool
>Michelangelo
>Leonardo da Vinci
>Rafael
>Botticelli
>Cezanne
>Tiepolo
who do you guys have? The burger king?
>cezanne
What you have posted there (except Cezanne, who is French ya frickin tard) is notable figures in Italian history, not culture.
I know that's hard to grasp, but the two are not directly correlated.
Yeah, Mona Lisa is only the most famous painting in existence with countless memetic appearances in all forms of media, that's not really part of culture.
>REINASSANCE DOESN'T COUNT!!! THE ROMAN EMPIRE DOESN'T COUNT!!! AMERIGO VESPUCCI DOESN'T COUNT!! STOP THE COUNT! STOP STOP STOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>THE ROMAN EMPIRE DOESN'T COUNT
It literally doesn’t. The Romans have as much to do with the modern state of Italy as the mongrel arabs living in Egypt can claim to be pharaohs. Italians claiming to be Romans is just LARPing
Their ethnicity is the same, unlike Egyptians, Greeks and whatever else we wuz population.
Roman wasn't an ethnicity
Romans from Rome were ethnic Latins/Italics.
The current global hegemon based their entire government on the roman republic anon
the difference is that culturally (and ethnically) modern egyptians have nothing to do with ancient Egypt. Italy's culture (and even infrastructure) is directly descendent from the Roman one, and there's also genetic continuity (despite what mutts claim).
>tfw my home town is the heart of vaguely good architecture
>mostly basic b***h Edwardian colonial buildings
>like three actually significant structures and one statue of a scottish poet (often with a roadcone on his head)
>the best looking building in the entire city is the one where the best italian restaurant is
>like three actually significant structures and one statue of a scottish poet (often with a roadcone on his head)
based lads
>AMERIGO VESPUCCI DOESN'T COUNT!!
NTA but that guy in particular was enabled by Spain and Portugal unlike Miguelangelo for example
all fictional people
almost half those guys are ninja turtles dummy
And what do ninja turtles eat? Pizza. And where is pizza from?
The freezer
New York
Detroit
what about anything since unification?
Videogames are irrelvant when you have one of the best, if not the best, national anthem of the whole world and the best cuisine.
It's literally pasta la vista
>art
>Architecture
>fashion
>food
>eurobeat
Yes, homosexual
>one of the best, if not the best, national anthem of the whole world
This I can agree with. For me it's France, Brazil, URSS, Nazi German and Italy. These are S-tier.
italy is where most of modern culture was born, yes
the realy issue is that..we are dying, quite literally
>radio (marconi)
>banks
>newspapers
>telephone
>batteries (VOLTS are named after federico VOLTA)
>eyeglasses
>jeans
>berometers and thermometers (galileo galilei)
>typewriter
>pianoforte
>jacuzzi (is actually the surname of an italian, not a japanese bath)
>calculators
>balletto
>gelato (ice cream, for amerilards)
>parachute
>shopping centers
>university
>microchips
>the entire fricking concept of the solar system, the revolution theory
>marconi, volta, torricelli, meucci, cristofori, the list goes on forever
most of this board is americans, what have you invented? being fat? guess who invented LIPOSUCTION to save your fat ass? italians. You are welcome btw - verification not required
>check list of american inventions
>reddit, discord, HRT
Great ending, pretty clever way to wrap up the post.
I kneel Mario
Americans invented calling European inventors American.
America made trannies and breed Black folk
the invention of jeans (beyond being used in manual labor) has been one of the greatest mistakes for modern fashion
>most of this board is americans, what have you invented? being fat? guess who invented LIPOSUCTION to save your fat ass? italians. You are welcome btw
America invented showing up at the last minute and claiming you did everything
the UK is still a superpower, I swear.
>steal tech, research and scientists from Russia and Germany
>"we totally literally invented all deez tings guize"
lmao
>japan and korea above germany
bullshit
t. buttblasted kraut
Japan invented half of modern electronics.
germans invented cars :^)
did they?
>beaten by the frogs again
Grim.
At least they're not anglo cucks.
germans have losing ingrained in their genes
fr*nch will claim anything
german inventions:
>communism
>jews
>protestants
>degeneracy
>transgenderism
>mass 3rd world immigration
we sure do owe a lot of important inventions to germany
Somone post that meme video about the history of Germany.
Just like when you invented the AC power with a Croatian and invented a rocket to land on moon with a team of Germans, right.
I was gonna say the only thing Americans truly invented were patents but that was an Italian. You sure learned how to use it tho
If we go by that logic then 90% of inventions were made by israelites.
Well, you gays do like to fellate Thomas Edison which was basically a proto israelite.
so israelites control the world?
This is the sort of graph that would count the iPhone 10, 10s, 10 Pro, 10 ProMax, and 10 XS all as separate inventions.
UK and France that low? C'mon now.
> Japan inventor when they were morons until 19th century and after uncle sam raped them with two nukes
>USA mogging everyone
>basically any and all relevant "US" discoveries are by people from all over Europe so this graph is a big fat lie
LE MAO
Being a cultural superpower isn't about how many things a culture has accomplished, but how influential that culture is in the present.
Yes, Italy was once a cultural powerhouse, but those days are long passed. You just don't see Italy's culture penetrating much outside its borders today.
Also,
>Airplanes
>The Internet
>Nukes
>Video Games
>Computers
>Phones
>Lightbulbs
>Interchangeable Parts
>Deodorant (you guys still haven't figured out that one)
>Morse Code
>Circuit Breakers
>Machine guns
>Electric Refrigerators
>Skyscrapers
>Assembly Lines
>Air Conditioning (another one that eludes you)
>Liquid Fuel Rockets and Reusable Launch Vehicles
You forgot Mickey Mouse, Coca Cola and iPhones but yes the culture war is over and we know who won
>>Air Conditioning (another one that eludes you)
But u have one at home
>Being a cultural superpower isn't about how many things a culture has accomplished, but how influential that culture is in the present.
If America is the most influentioal one then it's clear their influence doesn't come from culture but something that is the antithesis of it
>Airplanes
either a british or a brazilian
>The Internet
british
>Nukes
german
>Computers
british
>Phones
british
you get the gist
Most of these were immigrants when not straight up lies.
Sorry, but those immigrants were all-American, baby. They abandoned their shithole places of birth for a reason and came here to be a free, prosperous, and American
Americans are born all over the world, they just haven't all come home yet
This. I mean, post WW2, american GI's caused a baby boom in Europe since the men were dead, cucked, or invalids.
I recon around 60% of modern europeans have american ancestry these days.
What actually happened is you got enslaved by the European israeliteery lol
Can I use this argument to apply for American Citizenship?
I know, just like the Mexicans... I mean new Americans.
I hope Biden demolishes the border before the next election and floods every state bordering Mexico with enough shitskins so that you will never have another white president ever again.
I'm sure you do, Ivan. Keep tugging that rotting lil dick off yours to white genocide fantasies.
>They abandoned their shithole places of birth for a reason and came here to be a free, prosperous
lal
All the morons and criminals fled Europe to the US and it shows.
bump
So what you're saying it's the land where the past happened. What about the present?
>women
>softcore films from the 70s
>softcore films from the 70s
you mean all those movies with milfs lusting after teen boys??? why did Italy make so many of them?
Cuck fetish
This, Italy *was* a cultural powerhouse, even up until quite recently with things like radio and film
They failed to segway that effectively into the digital age like france, germany, uk etc and now it is just like any other shitty increasingly irrelevant eu country
Even their famous craftsmanship is being undercut by asians and at this rate will be erased, it’s not unique to italy, it’s happening across europe in general
Agreed.
You better learn AMERICAN or some asian language, otherwise, yuropoors like you will be deleted from humanity
>has no games
Wrong.
Is the sequel good?
well, we got these:
Also dotage, a small game that got released recently.
Mama mia we got a no games
they made the second mario + rabbids game
That was the French moron
Since when is Mexico a super power?
Not even sure what taco making country that is
Games aren't culture, despite what you and your commiefornian friends believe.
not true, there is this amazing, truly revolutionary upcoming soulslike set in Italy! I'm sure it will be a success and sell a bazillion copies!
It's obvious that if they have an IQ over 80 they'll postpone the release with some random bullshit excuse, you have to be clinically moronic to not do that.
Mogged
Ouch, the Enotria devs should really delay the game, no one would think less of them for it.
Rough. They better delay the release by 6+ months, no one will blame them for it.
the fact it was coming out to begin with is astounding to me
i thought it was in dev hell cause italians are notoriously lazy
I for one look forward for it to flop and for shitalians to never make games ever again
Assetto Corsa
Thank you Italy for being into cars racing.
I need more Marie driving shitbox itashas.
You know why
>italy
>culture
>Freud's Boner
>read "Terrorbane" as "Terrone"
Lol
I was looking for a someone to post a Mario game as a joke in the thread and forgot Ubisoft has a studio in Milan. I would still call it a French game because that's where the publisher headquarters is, but at least it was developed in Italy.
>I would still call it a French game because that's where the publisher headquarters is
ah yes I love the japanese game helldivers 2 because the publisher is sony so the swedish devs don't count
I guess you have a point, but Ubisoft Milan is just a subdivision of Ubisoft while Arrowhead is not a subdivision of Sony.
>but Ubisoft Milan is just a subdivision of Ubisoft
and?
if your boss is african do you call yourself black?
>if your boss is african do you call yourself black?
No but I do say the n word.
the first game is so much better than redout 2 its not even funny
I don't even know what the devs were doing with Redout 2. The first game had flaws they could have addressed......and then fixed none of them in the sequel while offering even worse maps, and ditching VR support.
yeah true
and the soundtrack was also a huge letdown compared to the absolutely amazing first game's music, everything but the two tracks from Zardonic were completely forgettable
The director of these Mario games uses to shitpost very hard on final fantasy characters design, but now "he" made a game with those type of ultra edgy design on cartoony rabbits
Ravenous Devils was kino, wish it was longer
Wasn't cookie cutter also made by an italian? Idk, someone said it was italian punk shit and the developers are in uk
>what gives
If i have to read one of you shitnecks using this moronic ass expression one more fricking time
ey what's the matta with you?
>cultural superpower
A century ago maybe.
superpower
he says while using electricty generated by nuclear power (enrico fermi), using latin alphabet (romans), sending signals through a telephone wire(antonio meucci). Probably had a coffee today and a pizza very recently. Lives in a western country founded by the roman empire(i hope), uses italian invented batteries by alessandro volta
Tesla was white. Cope beaner.
He certainly wasn't an angloid though
>enrico fermi
American
>latin alphabet (romans)
Roman, not shitalian. Romans were white, shitalians are sandBlack folk.
>antonio meucci
>alessandro volta
Shitaly wasn't a country until 1861.
>coffee
You're moronic.
>pizza
American.
>Romans were white
Romans HATED wh*Toids
Glorious Adolf Hitler smite this Black person now!
Funny you bring up Shitler. Even though he loved larping as a Greco-Roman descendant, behind closed doors, even he knew that his ancestors were mudhut dwelling barbarians
you can imagine how ugly this poster is
Not as ugly as your barbarian mudhut dwelling ancestors
Wrong. Tacitus was a Germaboo. Pretty much all Romans admired the Northern Races and noted their lack of any and all prostitutes and all around superb morals. All contemporary Roman writers agree that the decline in the Empire's public values was due to the Orientalization of the heart of Rome. That's why Italy is a backwater. No wonder any and all progress was focalized in the north; areas with the highest Germanic admixture.
american is not an ethnicity
>Shitaly wasn't a country until 1861.
The modern definition of a country/state doesn't apply to fricking anything and from before the late 19th century you still had people talking in ITALIAN and calling themselves ITALIAN living in the region of ITALY
Black person
Italian is just the Tuscan dialect that was forced on the other regions after the invasion
how relevant is the "neoborboni" movement? people from the south that want independence and want to get under Spain again??
do spaniards even want them tho
no one wants disgusting terronis (the mutts of europe) on their territory
No one wants polentoni either
the fact that you've used "dialect" instead of "language" fundamentally proves my point.
don't forget that italians invented proper tomato usage as well by importing it from america as "golden apples" "pomodoro"
if it wasn't for italy nobody on this fricking planet would eat decently EVER
>coffee
>italian
???
Ironic considering that Italians refuse to use nuclear power because "we're too corrupt and moronic uwu".
>we're too corrupt and moronic uwu
not really the reason
Italy is what Americans call NIMBY but with the strength of a billion suns
Verona just had all the healthcare data from their hospitals stolen in an hack attack
they were using Cisco machinery and Linux that were both 12 years past EOL
I was just giving examplea of some of the arguments that Italian NIMBYs use.
we could unironically do without
earthquakes and general incompetence would make italy and the mediterranenan a radioactive wasteland
Italy stopped to lead the development of culture way before the advent of videogames. That said, I played a couple of Italian games that were ok, Redout and Soulstice.
>Italian studio tries to make its own Soulslike game
>they announced it for July 24th
>a couple of days after, From announces SotE onJuly 21th
Sad
*June, frick me
>culture
>videogames
Yea I think you answered your own question, OP
Napoli Simulator venderebbe 1 millione di copie though, viva dolfy
>Napoli Simulator
That'd be just "Grand Theft Auto Italy"
>still no Yakuza-like game set in Naples
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Forgot pic of course because moron Ganker resetting my shit
Holy shit can't post pics in incognito? What a stupid fricking site
>using incognito mode
please don't hack my device
>using chrome
moron
you got your flags mixed up, anon
Mexican Blasphemous? Could be decent
superpower
yeah several hundred years ago lmao
superpower
Soccer is not culture.
>>
superpower
people not appreciating italy's cultural and scientific impact made mad
i really hate you guys
There's a difference between having made cultural and scientific impacts in the past and being a "cultural superpower". Italy is not a fricking cultural superpower by any definition.
Food recipes are culture. Italian cuisine is revered all around the world. Ergo, cultural superpower.
How does Italy spread its cultural values through pizza and pasta exactly? You know, the whole point of cultural power.
that's because the term itself is moronic and doesn't make any sense.
to me it even feels condescending, like "yeah your country is irrelevant, the food is very good though and there are a few nice statues around :)"
Isn't Luca Galante just a Brazilian Italia-boo?
Why the frick has vampire Survivor not been mentioned yet
Forget that.
what about Of Guards And Thieves, inverbis virtus or 2048
Never heard of any of those, while Vampire Survivor was a big hit.
Cultural heart of Europe is in Italy. When it started to shift elsewhere is when Europe started to go to shit.
Right, lets forget all the Dutch painters, German composers, and French food.
Think again, sweaty 🙂
Watch this being better than Enotria (HORIZONED by Shadow of the Erdtree and SMTV:V lmao)
L O L
fellini-esque
i recently started to realize how many shota doujins had fellini-esque milfs
stardew valley vampire survivors
simple as
>stardew valley
That's American.
Because they have no culture of using a computer for fun. Italians are one of those cultures who view computer usage entirely as work rather than play, which is why they're horrible people online because they're either dumbass normies or employed in their cyber security racket thats the only CS job you can get and they will 100% try to scam you.
I went to Italy as a tourist last month. Holy shit, their IT is so fricking moronic. They don’t even have a working taxi app. And all their websites for museums don’t even work half the time and load slow. I don’t think anyone there understands computers
>le bad country because they don't have uber
frick off mutt
China has their own version of Uber, door dash, Google pay etc that can be used anywhere there
Is Italy more backwards than a communist country?
You have no idea the damage Mafia does
>China
>21st century
>Communist
Lmao, you're moronic if you think modern China is communist
They do but the comper related job market is fricked. It's like those south american plantations who starved themselves to death growing nothing but booze plants because that pays the most money.
One company strikes it rich by making spyware and now every italian with a degree has to either make antimalware or sell hacking tools.
>They don’t even have a working taxi app
Funny as it sounds, taxi drivers in most cities are a political lobby able to control masses of votes and no local politician wants to be against them, plus a taxi license is usually inherited from your dad OR paid 10k-50k EUR, hence why they don't want Uber eating their lunch.
This also leads to fricked up taxi prices in major cities, and a horrible work ethic because they have no competition.
That doesn't explain why those companies haven't made apps for themselves
Of course we don't have Uber, taxis are the biggest Italian mafia
It kind of felt that way honestly. Most of the Italian drivers I met seemed visibly annoyed and irritated when I paid them with credit card instead of euros
>Holy shit, their IT is so fricking moronic
thank god for that, or i wouldn't have a job
ok nerd
Most people up until recently were in more Italian things, I believe that zoomoids and their descendants will be more into software development as the country keeps having its indigenous country eroded by Anglo shit. Most kids today in Italy already follow foreign youtubers, while my generation was playing football, listening to Italian music, eating Italian food and studying economics or business because IT infrastructure was shit.
TL&DR: Independent culture with different interests and hobbies from the anglo sphere, soon to be eroded and conform.
homie have you seen the kind of shit our "culture" produces locally? no wonder zoomies look out elsewhere for that. only trap gets a pass and it's still utter trash the vast majority of the time
Our soul game literally comes out the same day as elden ring DLC that's why
Maneskin are the last real and only rock band.
>dress like buffoons and commit crime
>constantly chirp about authentic food but neglect to mention tomato’s come from America and noodles come from Asia
>bloodline diluted by Black person moors centuries ago
>not a single military victory since antiquity
They have no culture.
>but neglect to mention tomato’s come from America
Tomatoes were regarded as poisonous for a long time after Europeans discovered them. I think shitalians were just so poor they started eating them anyway to avoid starving to death on a daily basis like Russians and got lucky they weren't actually poison.
Guacamele
Mario
Mafia
>Guacamele
Mexican
>Mario
Japanese
>Mafia
Crime is very Italian yes
Italy is the example of a country living on the past of its land. You can find great individuals but no sense of common goals, infact the great italians build always ties out of the country because Italy alone is not anymore a land of great deeds. In general Italy have super intelligent people living among morons, on internet you will find Italians easily by following blasphemy and football.
We are still the biggest manufacturer in Europe. Every single industrial component is designed and manufactured here. We have the best cuisine in the world. We have the third biggest gold reserve in the world. We’re by no means a poor country. Hell, we even made the best car videogame on the market (Assetto Corsa).
Why people don’t respect us?
maybe it's because you're a morally degraded society, lacking the backbone other nations have in being flagrantly evil.
It's because people use the shithole south of your country as the basis for the whole country
Venice is northern Italy, and that's without question the worst city historically.
In most of the world, perceptions on Italian culture is mostly based on the Italian diaspora, who are composed almost entirely of Sicilians
no one cares
You're the #2 manufacturer in Europe, everyone knows that Germany is #1 even with their economy shitting the bed recently.
The anglo influence, which can only poison, warp, corrupt, distort or in some other other way pervert everything it ever reaches.
I didn't know the pope was an Anglo.
>Fellini
>Leone
>Antonioni
>De Sica
>Visconti
>Bertolucci
>Argento
Italy kind of lost its cultural power overall before vidya really became big a thing, who knows what we would have had.
Wops are too "busy" leeching off their parents until they're in their 40s, watching calcio (and its teams that don't even win the UCL anymore) and infighting because they're racist as frick, but can barely tell the difference between the refugees and local identitarians, to care about anything else.
Good food and women though, love pizza and my ex was from Sassari.
grasse risate
Basado italianos.
>Wops are too "busy" leeching off their parents until they're in their 40s
Just as anyone else since the model's purpose is prevent you to buy your own place
>Paganini
>0 results
gay taste
TSD
People enjoy their food and cars and maybe the culture specifically attached to their food and cars. They don't care about anything else. The cars are already highlighted in games by other countries in a way the Italian carmakers assumedly approve of and nobody gives a shit about food games. People will just cook their own food, eat some food or watch a cooking show if they want to learn more about it.
Dear shitalian anons, please put a bullet inside Fabio's head. He can't keep shitting up Fallout threads and Ganker
Thnx
spaghetti and pizza does not a cultural superpower make. you need a lot more than 2 good foods
>good foods
pic unrelated
Pic 100% related you unrefined ape
The only good thing France has ever done was liquour. And by that I mean Cointreau
Daft Punk was alright. Interstella 5555 is up there for being one of the better musicals put out during the modern era.
Yeah, but that's electronic so it's kind of a moot point
I pretty much love all of their stuff except snails.
Shut up, snailslurper
Funny since French food is mostly shit. Go play with UK if you want to feel superior about your slop.
everything worthwhile about France was literally stolen or imported from Italy (cuisine, art)
Market is oversaturated and monopolized, why would any country that isn't already shitting out games even attempt it?
The most famous videogame chatacter is italian (or at least has some italian ascendancy according to the movie), and theres tons of games with italian stuff
Wasn't there a Italian Dark Souls-like game coming out. It was announced like 3-4 years ago. The only thing I remember is that it was sunny and nice weather while you were playing but Souls gameplay.
Yeah, it's called enotria and it's supposed to release the day after elden ring dlc so it's basically dead on arrival
>nearly half the world population
>has done literally nothing of note in culture
not trying to bait, and also how come all the most insufferable terminally online gays all comes from this region, they also always have the most dogshit tastes in medias and especially political gaygorty online
They're animals. Hence why the excessive reproduction rates
It's not the 1970s anymore anon, even India's fertility rate fell below replacement last year and most of the region has been there for 20 years now.
because they ran out of space to frick or hoard people
No it's way more likely due to rapid gains in development, increases in education, and the widespread use of modern contraceptives that turn birth into way more of a choice than it ever historically was. The only part of the world with massive fertility rates anymore is Sub-Saharan Africa and even they've started to see their fertility rates crater in the last 20 years. Even countries that just a couple of decades ago for having huge families are below replacement now, like Mexico.
It's actually more simple
>Have abnormally moronic amount of people in a short time leading into billion of people
>Anything will be below replacement in comparison
Also, the entire planet has low fertility rate but that's a good thing
>Indians
>doing nothing literally of note in culture
Weren't they some of the early pioneers of the Indic numeral system, astronomy and even some form of seafaring?
They weren't pioneers, the Watchers taught them that. And that was before Noah, so well before India was created or inhabited.
They’re also obsessed with BBC posting
Indians did have a pretty significant impact on culture but I agree on SEAmonkeys, they've never done anything on note through all their history aside from sucking Indian, Chinese and Middle Eastern wiener before getting bent over by Euros
India has Hinduism and related imagery. Gandhi and guru stuff and everything related to yoga/meditation/new age/flower power. Tunak Tunak-type music and Bollywood, and even if the average Western person doesn't interact with them much, the style/culture is still instantly recognizable as Indian.
Thailand popularized transsexuals.
history is fake.
Jesus Christ already returned. We're living after the millenial reign.
Assassin's Creed 2 dumbass
look closer
>cultural superpower
Their most famous cities are literally crumbling toilets full of tourists and refugees
>Italy = Spain
>what have you invented?
I bet it was hackey-sack, plastic surgery and obesity. America deserves at least 3 nukes
Daily reminder that italian men live on easy mode.
That's not surprising. White women have always been enamored by Mediterranean men. It's something embedded into western culture.
Frick off, we are white.
You don't gain anything from identifying as "white". Steer clear of a label that's now associated with weakness
Chink or spic?
Bro, it's too late for that. Everyone besides like 5 guys on /misc/ think of Italians as 'white'.
But Ganker will like me more
Anything you can accuse "whites" of, Italians suffer more. Be it poverty, low birth rates, lacking physical strength, non-existent religiosity, stupidity or anything else.
t. Italian
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1794680/Vampire_Survivors/
Dante by himself literally mogs anything america ever did
Eric Barone made Stardew Valley. He's Italian.
I'm also Italian and I'm going to make a very good RPG with God's power.
actually barone has an italian dad but he was born in commiefornia
Yeah, I was counting Italian-Americans.
>ctrl+f casali
>no results
y'all homies know nothing about vidya, dario and milo casali made TNT evilution and then dario went to work for valve
asseto corsa is italian
We're not good with technology. Imagine your technologically impaired boomers in your country, ours are 100x worse and think that using technology is still for "dumb younger morons". So basically no one ever invested in technology (because boomers hold the money to do that) and we're like 300 steps behind everyone else. Videogame wise we didn't even try.
I'd post my connection speed but I'm not into masochism THAT much.
Too lazy and stupid for game development
How accurate is this translation?
Penso che le donne italiane siano piuttosto attraenti, com'è il gioco dei ragazzi effeminati lì? Anche i ragazzi effeminati sono attraenti?
All correct besides
>com'è il gioco dei ragazzi effeminati lì?
We don't have a second meaning for "game" like in English.
Just say
>"Come sono i ragazzi effeminati lì?"
Or you could just replace "ragazzi effeminati" with twink, we use it, they will understand.
Also, most importantly: homosexual.
>spoiler
Why not frocio?
So are they hot?
This is Ganker anon we are all homosexuals now and forever
Final Fantasy
Germans itt: told
i'm talking to a girl from sardinia, she seems pretty nice. says she wants to come visit me in the future.
Based dwarf enjoyer
does Sardinia have things to do with dwarves? i just know she told me that some people used to live in caves only like 50 years ago or something
Being an island, they lived mostly isolated until very recently, so they have their own peculiar culture, dialect (forget Sicilian, Sardinian is a completely different language) and they're all manlets and womanlets. Also famous for being shepherds. 60 years ago if they had a sheep stolen they didn't go to the police, the entire village would take their rifles and go and catch the thief by themselves. My father is Sardinian, I live on the mainland. The difference between my mother parents and my father's is insane, they love their families so so so much it's insane.
Mario?!??
>tomatoes
>not Italian
>pasta
>not Italian
>wine
>not Italian
>Catholicism
>not Italian
>sports cars
>not Italian
>Roman Empire
>not Italian
Is there a single thing that is truly Italian, besides Fascism?
Italy stopped being relevant after they unified
t. german who lived in Italy for 18 months
I fricking ADORE Italians, no other group of people I've met in my life has been this thoroughly amazing in every regard
BUT they are effectively a 3rd world country, there's just no other way to put it
fricking cape town is better organized and cleaner than naples, and I'm not even joking
Just go to the north, bro.
years ago I had to interact with Spaniards, Italians and Greeks and weirdly they were the first people I interacted with that ever felt alive, or human, i dont really know how to say it except that it just felt like ive always been surrounded by soulless people all my life before that moment i guess.
Their women can also communicate with you clearly without the womanism i got used to here
was great i miss these fellas
also working with greeks sucks bad
yeah, in my line on work you travel a lot and interact with a ton of people
italians are head and shoulders above everything else, I had a guy who did a minor frick up, that ended up being pretty expensive down the line and he wanted to pay me 3k€ out of his own pocket to make up for it, while he clearly wasn't in the position to easily do so
greeks are a mixed bag, the closer you get to turkey, the less reliable they are
spaniards are well meaning, but suffer from the language barrier and and slight social moronation
however, the french are irredeemable giga mongoloid F tier
literally the only thing worse are [spoiler]belgians [/spoiler]
Will have to disagree, the greatest woman ive ever met was french(from their Algerian colonies) genuinely a 10/10 in personality, if she wasnt +30 older than me I would have done my best to change myself for the better and marry her
also you got to understand that a lot of french people comes off as abrasive to people from other cultures only due to a specific french cultural quirk. They make use of use of a negative statement in order to emphasize the opposite positive meaning, for example "I dont hate you" to mean "I like you". I believe the literary term for it is litotes
Tell me about the belgians. Why are they the worst?
>Italian and Spanish women
>communicating without the womanism
>fricking cape town is better organized and cleaner than naples, and I'm not even joking
Naples has been overrun by latinos, see Napoli and their icon Maradona (an adict from Argentina)
I find Croatia's underrated; it's a love song in disguise. Also Morocco, tradition as frick
My cousin and best friend both went to Italy. They both said, that of all countries in the world, that Italy was the most opposite of its stereotype. They remarked about how they were treated cruelly, sadistically up and.down.that.country. Both smart guys as well. Italians are very stern, mean people.
In canada we are force fed italy as this "oh mama mia happy go lucky dolce vita" bullshit when in actuality the people are hostile and very rigid.
I have never been and you couldnt pay me to go.
>germaBlack person complaining about cleanness of a city
lmao berlin is ugliest and dirtiest city in the world
and germans live like pigs, every german house I ever visited was disgusting
germans are disgusting and evil people
They deserved their own nuking
Anyone who ever worked in tourism industry in southern Europe will eternally hate ge*mans.
>german tourists
>always very loud and obnoxious
>act like they own the place, treat service staff like shit
>never tip
>only speak their disgusting language and expect everyone to know it
>constantly drunk, puke on the streets, piss in every corner
>eat like pigs in restaurants, that webm is very tame, I've seen way worse
>leave absolute mess in hotel rooms, literally shit on the bathroom floor
>9 out of 10 are fat and ugly as hell
>often frick their slob wives in public places and on the beaches
germans are worse than Black folk
You telling me Germans are the Americans and Chineses of european nations?
Not much experience with Chineses tourists, but American tourists were always the best, they acted friendly, treated everyone with respect, gave absurdly high tips, and usually left the place clean.
Americans talk a lot and often are very ignorant about European culture and history, but that's nothing really to complain about.
That's because you have to be fairly well off to holiday in Europe as an American. I live in NZ and unlike their reputation in places like Spain British tourists are great people: well-mannered, tidy, good natured. The price tag is a natural filter that keeps the scum out.
absolute mess in hotel rooms, literally shit on the bathroom floor
kek, dutchs do that too
>eat like pigs in restaurants
something i've noticed about how Italians dine, is that they have multiple plates for multiple dishes (main course, second, greens...)
meanwhile americans or germans, they put everything in the same plate
like you'll see a steak on top of pasta, or a fish fillet on top of risotto and asparagus in the middle
Come on, you guys don't provide them proper toilets with a poop shelf? Of course they'll have to find a way to check their shit.
Is this the reason why most Germans are into scat?
I wouldn't be surprised.
tip
Good, tipping is cancer and actively ruins the industry.
In Europe tourists not tipping is not as frowned upon as in America, and if you "act normally" and just do your business and leave then staff won't mind not getting any tip.
But if you're like germans and constantly make demands, treat the staff poorly, make a huge mess, and leave no tip for all the trouble, then that's very rude.
If everyone who comes to where you live acts like pigs, chances are you live in a sty
>germaBlack folk act like pigs
>tourists from other nations don't
>"IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT WE ACT LIKE PIGS"
eat shit and die, hanz
>only attract shitty tourists
Like a pile of shit complaining about flies lmao
Germans have this tendency to accuse people for their own wrongdoings
>invade Belgium, Britain declares war on them
>«IT’S THE FRENCH FAULT, I’M INNOCENT»
>invades Poland, Britain and France declares war once again
>« IT’S YOU FAULT I DID THIS»
Literally the dindus of Europe
russians do the same thing
I wouldnt mind both countries get destroyed with their population the world would be better
Except Russians are heroes trying to save the few whites left in westoid Europe. Germs were just killing them for power.
>communism
>saving anything
Russia isn't the USSR you stupid mutt. We're a conservative federation. That's why they have a moral obligation to help euros before the last ones freeze to death or get genocided by their new countrymen
you're just a bunch of drunken hiv-ridden useless homosexuals still riding the ego wave you undeservingly gave yourself since ww2. Don't flatter yourself. You're shitting up everything around you, while germans at least try to cooperate.
yes, germans always try to cooperate with russians to ruin europe
> «BUT DA RUSSIANS DO IT TO, WHY YOU DON’T BLAME THEM»
See ? literally Black personlike behavior
How utterly ironic of a Russian to say whataboutism bad any time it's used against them
> «DIDN’T HEAR, YOU’RE RUSSIAN»
Am I ? See people, the childish german mind can’t take accountability for it’s actions, so it resort to baseless accusations. I could be of any nationality Hans, it won’t change your Black personish behavior
sounds a lot like israelites
the moment you realize germans=jews and hitler was their biggest psyop that gave them israel the world will start to make a lot more sense
Yeah but Germans have produced some of the best engineers that history has ever seen. I don't know how much of it is DNA and how much of it is environmental necessity but the results are undeniable. Japanese manufacturing practice and German engineering are pretty much an OP combination when any mechanical product is concerned.
>The country that made crappy popular sword are good at manufacturing
Japan Black folk lose sleep if they don't make every sword perfectly. You can't even type a sentence out without a making a grammatical error.
Tell me you don't have an engineering degree without telling me. Depending on which sector we're talking about, people have been CATCHING UP to German engineering for 30 years.
Look homosexual, I know you're desperate to stay relevant, but your shitskin-ridden country haven't made anything important in the past decades. All the advances in tech and engineering are made in USA and in east Asia.
I'm not even a little bit German, I'm just pointing out that they are objectively skilled in certain fields. You're the one escalating this into a personal matter, again probably because you don't have a degree in engineering like I do, and you never will.
>engineering is a single degree
I don't give a shit about your social media engineering degree, homosexual
You act like you know all but you don't know shit
Give me one example of german invention being a breakthrough in mechanical/electrical/aerospace engineering in past 30 years.
pro-tip: you can't
>He doesn't know about ABET
>He thinks engineering degrees are a social media flex
I could tell you about new developments in fan technology made by TLT-Turbo LAST YEAR. You wouldn't acknowledge them because your understanding of fluid mechanics is insufficient and you'd just move the goalposts anyway.
I asked for breakthrough, not sub 1% optimizations of existing tech made by some german company that outsources all it's R&D to Asia anyway
>you'd just move the goalposts anyway
Damn I'm good.
german """engineering""" has been irrelevant for past 30 years
t. hans
go get me some wurstel and kraut, fritz
goddamn it wasn't enough that they sacked rome
did they counterbalance with dysgenics or something?
Much like France, their culture is just history now. Just a big museum for people to look at. At least England still has some relevance in music/film/games, France and Italy have nothing relevant today that wasn't invented 100+years ago
Reminder that when the M*ssolini tried to invade Greece with a numerically superior force, the chad Greeks counter invaded
>As a result of the failed invasion, the Italians lost 5,000 men.[4] After the successful Greek defence in Pindus and Elea–Kalamas sectors, the Greeks were able to push back the Italians, advancing deep into Albanian territory.[16]
we literally had tractors repurposed as "tanks" because the country was poor as shit during both wars
btw we made "slap and beans" and "slap and beans 2"
they brought us tifa lockhart
Are Italians considered latinx?
No, Italians are Italians and therefore more European than say Latinx as that refers to Latin Americas.
No, that's a made up term for people of American descent that burgers don't like. It comes from Latin America, which is also made up to exclude Mexico from North America.
High taxes, same reason Australia and others have no game devs. Paying for all those migrants welfare isn't cheap, Motumbo and Abdul don't want to work god bless them.
Massive brain drain, all the smart Italians left for the rest of Europe or USA years ago.
>cultural superpower
Relevant in fashion, supercars and nothing else. that's right, not food. italians are not relevant to the development/"scene" of food at all
>italians are not relevant to the development/"scene" of food at all
ofc, they already did most of job centuries ago
no, they didn't, the french did
italians take totally unearned credit in food, and pretend to be food-relevant when they just aren't
the most relevant italian food is literally pizza and italian pizza sucks. it's made wrong.
Ur mom is made wrong
: O
>french food
absolutely abhorrent post
French "food", soups excluded, is literally italian dishes and ingredients renamed in french to make the world think they invented them, you literally got taught by italian chefs how to cook, have a nice day.
Based frogs. Italians don't have their level of power
Half the ingredients in any "traditional" Italian dish are from the new world
Italian food is honestly a little bland for my liking.
Mexican food has surpassed all other Latin heritage foods.
zitto animale
What do Italians think of Porco Rosso? Do most of them even know what it is?
Porco is "frick" in Italian, is it not?
No, Crimson.
My bad. I'm wrong.
No, it's "pig".
Interesting. I thought it meant "frick" because of this psychotic b***h I saw doing blasphemy porn once.
She kept saying "Porco Dio" so I figured it was "Frick God".
Adding an animal to "God" is a traditional Italian swear. A swear to God is called a "bestemmia". Made the dub of Princess Mononoke very funny.
>Made the dub of Princess Mononoke very funny.
kek forgot about that one
thanks for reminding me
lol
if it's a swear then why they did it?
because the translator is a weeb of the maximum order and will translate everything as accurate as possible no matter how nonesensical or ridiculous it will sound in italian. basically the polar opposite of american localizers, but just as bad.
the netflix evangelion dub (the first one) became LEGENDARY for how awkward and flabergasting its lines were
it's a beloved movie by anyone but the government because it's a staunchly anti fascist movie (and i mean anti actual fascism, not whatever gay definition of fascism american antifas brought). it's basically a mandatory view on april 25th (liberation -from fascism- day)
Don't remember the details, but there's (or there was) an autismolord handling ALL ghibli and similar japanese animation production's translations, and he was adamant the translation was as literal and faithful as possible, more often than not leading to unintentionally hilarious butchering of the language, all dubbed with a straight face. There was a huge controversy with the italian redub of evangelion when it rereleased on netflix, so much so that they had to pull it off the platform and re-dub it so that the dialogue actually makes sense.
Italians are basically the original WE WUZers
fine I'll make one now
What culture? theft? rape? murder? invasion of other countries? teaching their kids to be criminals? living off the government? when in rome deman the romans accommodate them?
Assetto Corsa
Goombahs get the rope
Because its a dead country filled with morons
I like Italy
Mhhhh..
Shitalians!? Care to explain this??
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holy based
meanwhile the police does frick all in UK
Good
toscani need to be bashed at every chance
>woman screaming like she's in danger safely from her window
lmao i swear
daily reminder Italy is held up by a few millions men aged 30-40
any other category is NOT a net positive for the country's tax income
especially women, at any level, are only a drain
recent studies showed that barely 1 woman in 5 was working anyway (but but they have kids at home! NO! Italian women dont have kids)
the truest NEETS
wait, then what are they doing at home
university till 30 then stay at home girlfriend, living in a house that belongs to the boyfriend family
>university till 30
how?
>stay at home girlfriend, living in a house that belongs to the boyfriend family
Now that's funny. People move without even marrying?
>how?
University here is hard as frick.
Italian women are smart?!
Italy is not a real country
https://roma.corriere.it/notizie/cronaca/24_febbraio_24/alessia-fabiani-cadono-le-accuse-al-suo-ex-e-lei-finisce-indagata-per-falsa-testimonianza-46f93b62-001a-483c-b421-b83a5f5c5xlk.shtml
ITALIA MERDA
haha women
Anyone plays tekken here?
I have a good connection I swear and I'm seeking for sparring buddies
gioco anche a samsho 5 e soulcalibur 2
>Anyone plays tekken here?
>gioco anche a samsho 5 e soulcalibur 2
Cazzo sfigato da solo allontanato dalla societa odierna
Si nessuno gioca a samsho
Ce non mi fa schifo samsho 7 eh,ma preferisco il 5. Soul calibur 6 invece mi fa un po' cagare
Di buono che ho degli amici con cui giocare a tekken ma non sono così bravi, o semplicemente ci ho giocato troppo idk
italian gaming is called pigging out at a pasta/pizza/sammich parler and then getting gluten/lactose intolerance (you are brownoid refugee) and power washing your prostate with a stream of hot yellow diarhea until you coom.
you do this every weekend because the food and butthole destruction is too good to ever give up.
is italian tv still like this
no, this show quite literally ended the other day, forever
Non lo so sono 5 anni che non l'accendo
È da anni che non la guardi, ma il canone lo devi pagare comunque perché sennò i funzionari alla RAI muoiono di fame
anyone with a brain has left the country a long time ago unironically. with that said I'm sure the new migrants will help and produce the next indie masterpiece
additionally all of those who are not stupid but stay are still influenced by the general atmosphere of decadence and stagnation so they don't do much either
because everyone left and no one wants to hire kids born after 2000 (or the kids themselves dont want that job) i was able to get a good job and negotiate in my favor
and the company is still looking for more
north east here btw
>Italia was memed into importing migrants just to fill out their ghost towns
It's going to end so bad for them in 10-20 if they reproduce. Worse than the US, they are importing migrant's social cancers instead
yeah the incredibly old population that doesn't reproduce plus the cultural enrichment is going to end up in something incredible in a couple of decades. I'm just keen to observe it (from the internet) at this point
You're already seeing glimpses of it in Napoles/Marsella; a shitskinfest. Forced, unhealthy migration never ends well
>You're already seeing glimpses of it in Napoles/Marsella; a shitskinfest.
That's just normal terroni
Even calcio commentators on espn (latam) have stated that in the last decade Napoles has seen an increase of latino (mostly argie) influence on the city compared to the usual
women here keep getting raped and assaulted by egytians or some other sand folk
it's all good imho, they all voted for SCHLEIN or calenda
just reaping what sewed
>sand "folks"
you mean sand Black folk?
not like you can tell the difference between italians and them
>Mario
>Tifa "Lockheart" Locazzio
Don't slander my Italobros ever again
>real life nuLara
La cavalla vive
It do be like that sometimes
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Want to learn Italian as my 4th language, any tips?
Go live in Italy for a year.
don't
what is your first lanuage?
Portuguese
Already know Spanish, lived in a nearby country so pretty much nailed the language so I sound completely native. Might try Japanese I guess.
>japanese
Even more useless.
>learn spanish or japanese
>actually don't, it's useless
Okay then, any other suggestions?
Just learn whatever the frick you want buddy
You should learn the Ainu language
spanish is useless if you already speak portuguese
german and chinese are the only relevant languages left
TSUUUUUU
You only noticed now, nips reckon their country has been stagnant in several regards since... late 90s
useless language.
Learn Spanish or Japanese instead
useless language but easy to learn
you literally pronounce everything as its written
As someone who speaks portuguese, that's true. When I'm skimming it looks all gibberish, but if I speak out loud it all makes sense.
And seems to be easy to get the hang on if you know spanish already
Honestly there's nothing impressive in French cuisine that wasn't done before, also sharing a lot with other countries of the region like cheese or wine. Their own style is basically "make it slurpier". Sweets are the only thing they actually stand out for, very imo
>Want an omelette?
Done with a technique that takes twice to be made
>Want a hot chocolate
Takes twice the time and it's more similar to American style hot chocolate
>Scrambled eggs frog style?
They're great on their own right... but they will take longer and a lot of work to be done compared to others
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do americans legit think they are white but italians are not? this is hilarious
Yup.
I don't get how murricans think they're white in any capacity when they lack all basic rights and are 75% shitskin. They're the only advanced economy that doesn't have work benefits and paid holidays.
Are they trying to inflate crimes committed by whites by falsely classifying hispanics and Black folk as "white"?
Yes because saying blacks comiit more crime is a racism durrr.
Is the us going to become brazil 2.0 in the next 20/30 years?
What do you mean? Look at this CAPOLAVORO
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Made with tax money
Where is she from?
Suddenly I understand the argentinian schizo on Ganker making those "TOTAL SHITALIAN DEATH" threads
Literally nothing of value would be lost if shitaly didn't exist
>italy doesn't exist
>argentina never happened
damn, you're right. nothing of value was lost
If you squint that's the Godfather the videogame
B-but what about pizza?
>B-but what about pizza?
Other countries took and perfectioned it, sorry sis but Naples pizza was never good
Don't let the israelites trick you. We are all white brothers who all share the glory. As a Norwegian, roman, french, greek, german etc inventions and honors are also all my inventions. When they ruled the world, so did I. That's what makes us superior to those irrelevant thirdies
kind of funny how we had one of the most successful AVGN copycats on youtube back in the early 2010s
i liked him more when he stopped playing the angry reviewer, but i miss his "top5 worst things about the movie" style, that made him very unique
That video on "Forestia" was something else tbh
There are far more famous italian-americans than there are Italians.
That's extremely embarrassing for a "cultural super power"
who needs games when you can have the real thing
Vampire survivors
I only found out about Vampire survivors because Nikke made a mini game after it.
Didn't know it was made by one italian dude. Interesting.
it's overtly italian too, 90% of the names are italian puns. the wimi explains them all if you look at it. my favourites were McCoy Oni and Poe Ratcho. also the fact that the fire item is "nduja"
Weird how every part of the world south and east of Germany is irrelevant shitholes. Even Japan is going to shit if you look beyond their entertainment industry.
We haven't been a cultural superpower in decades. Majority of people here are essentially computer illiterate, hardly anyone knows how to do modelling/programming and those few that do move the frick out because Italy is a fricked up country in many ways, one of which being the job market. No sane person with the skillset to do this kind of work would settle for breadcrumbs when they can, easily, earn 3-4x what they get offered in Italy just about anywhere else.
Italy is hardly a country anymore and I haven't got a single regret leaving it behind, the food is fricking legendary but even that ain't worth the myriad ways in which the state itself ravages your butthole on the daily.
So yeah no, nobody here makes videogames. The ones that do are crazy and seek success abroad and those who have the skillset go abroad to begin with usually. This applies to anything even remotely "modern" too btw, app dev or anything else. Shit country.
>food is fricking legendary
Overrated
You've gone the entire thread being triggered at italian food.
It's time to let go buddy.
>t.
You haven't eaten real italian cuisine. And no I don't mean the one from fancy restaurants or whatever the frick, I mean the one from the trattoria where the dude at the till barely speaks italian, let alone english, but they whip up food with ingredients and meats sourced locally that make you almost consider living in that fricking country isn't too bad. Almost.
There's italian cuisine, then there's italian FOOD.
>but they whip up food with ingredients and meats sourced locally that make you almost consider living in that fricking country isn't too bad.
Thats just streetfood garbage you moron
You either didn't read or are too moronic to understand, either way your opinion matters as much as the dirt under my shoe and will be ignored. Enjoy the one (You) on the matter, filth.
Nothing beats a good pasta, you philistine. I tried some Barilla spaguetti last week and it was stellar and that's supposed to be a cheap ass brand there
these threads ultimately always devolve in Italian expats talking shit about the country and I'm here for it. It is something uniquely Italian for sure but imo if you don't leave you have no right to talk shit
Total Shitalian Death
seethe&cope
>China that high
>Mexico and Japan that low
?!
China is huge and has a lot of history
But those are remmants of a lost history by now
>Greece have less sites than hispanics
UNESCO is a joke
Greece is a joke.
so is your life but we ain't judging
You will never be Hellenic, Turk.
>Aiii papipupolu! Dey notta thinking de rock painted white issa worthy of millions in gibsmedats! Dis is an outrage! Imma vente by calling in da turk bull for ma wifee
Europe having so many I can understand, but Japan having less than 30 is kinda weird
Where did you got this one from? Haven't seen it in the unesco website
https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/
>muh food
When I think Italian, I think shitty flatbread with sauce and cheese they call "pizza", maggot cheese and pasta.
When I think french, I think of tortured geese, snails and frogs.
Using the garbage you eat as a measure of influence is moronic. Nobody abroad cooks "traditional Italian" food, they adapt it to local tastes, which often changes the entire dish. And nobody knows what the frick you eat daily, just a very few international dishes.
>disrespecting this hard the holy ritual of attaining nutrients
you must be a woman
>Nobody abroad cooks "traditional Italian" food, they adapt it to local tastes
Not quite. As a foreigner even I know how the traditional carbonara is and can cook it half the world away from there at home
If real ethnic foods is not important then why is it the leading reason people bring up when campaigning for more brown immigration?
>a full thread of WE WUZZING
achieve something in life instead of being """"proud"""" of shit you had nothing to do with
you aren't Da Vinci you are Luigi sucking on your mothers breasts
you aren't Benjamin Franklin you are Jimmy, a fat frick with diabetes
you aren't Johannes Gutenberg you are Fritz gobbling on Russian wiener
pathetic
The only true post in the entire thread
>motivational post by Cheetobruh, an anon on Ganker who died of a cholesterol induced heart attack shortly after typing what he thought was something meaningful, but it really was all the lard in his brain talking
Humans need to be rooted in a culture and society to achieve any semblance of happiness, we’re social creatures after all. But I wouldn’t trust Schopenhauer to understand that
this guy is the ultimate israelite. you should absolutely be proud of your country and have a national identity but you should also be realistic about it's current state and move elsewhere if absolutely needed. this kind of black and white thinking is moronic but I'm not surprised considering it is Schopenhauer
he came from a nation of biggest wewuzzers in the history of civilization, makes sense that he was tired of that behavior
germanoids truly are masters of we wuzing
Black folk should learn
>Italians were germans all along
>this is what germaBlack folk believe
lmao this is is the best conclusion to this thread
Sure but most people on this site, myself included are a shameful embarrassment to those ancestors who we take pride in, national pride is one thing but adopting your ancestors triumphs just because you have none of your own is extremely gay
>yuro cuisine is just fat, blood and rotting shit
I rather eat American slop or chink gutter oil than anything yuros consider edible.
Want real food? Try phillipines or Chile
>head cheese
Who'd a thunk, smegma IS a delicacy somewhere!
Couldn't be anywhere but Europe after all
Yeah fair, after all it and east Asia are basically the only places left on the planet where brains aren't occluded by lies and/or fat and people still experiment with shit and have cultural identities and personality and weird shit like that.
>people still experiment with shit and have cultural identities and personality and weird shit like that
Thailand makes literal bugs edible, that shit is equally bad as balls in your mouth
>t. Borschslurper
Russia isn't relevant at all outside the news if people even care about that anymore
>Chile
You're mental
this is meme bait map, nobody ever eats that stuff, 99% of people don't even know it exists as their country's dish
Blood pancakes are delicious though
Norwegian here, lutefish is a common Christmas dinner alongside braised pork belly.
Yes, we toss a fish into a barrel of lethal chemicals until the flesh is nothing more than a mass that breaks apart by breathing on it, and eat it a lot in December
Y'all have shit fricking taste but I'll admit, y'all metal as frick.
It's a meme bait map, but not because of what you say, but because like half of these aren't even bad or crazy. This shit must have been made by an amerilard raised on burgers and KFC and nothing else.
Imagine mocking mutts as you consume raw bull testicles with a side of salted lard
The biggest testicle I have ever eaten were from roosters and they were cooked in a stew, not raw. Also there is nothing wrong with salted lard.
>The biggest testicle I have ever eaten were from roosters and they were cooked in a stew, not raw.
This is the same tier as an indian saying India isn't all bad because they have designated shitting streets.
What the frick Europe??
Chile here, you're full of shit; fat is where all the flavor is. Most of our food here is a budget stew, ugly looking stews and a couple of baked stuff. But completo (Chile's hotdog) is a masterpiece worthy of being proud of
>Avocado on a hot dog
You never thought of it but once you tasted it you can't go back. It's that good
>Implying blood isn't used outside of europe
Morcilla is a thing in america. Blood is the worst possible idea for cooking and spain fill its mouth with testicles
>Portugal
I though eating baby pig was worse
I tried that once, it's delicious
I know
But I still feel bad about it
Pigs are great, every part of them is tasty. -Satchel
what's the difference anyway from an adult pig?
who cares, it was going to die anyway
you should only feel bad that it didn't yield more bacon
>pressed ducks and frog legs
That’s not even remotely the weirdest thing we frogs eat
Forgot pic, but check how we cook the ortolan
what's going on
It's a shame to eat that food, so they cover themselves. It's a songbird that was tortured to death.
why are frogs so gay
>Blinding the bird, then drowning it in brandy
I try hard to like the french but then i learn about how you go all east asian on living animals you intend to eat every time
what the frick
Some say it's because God shall not see this or that's it's shameful like
says.
The real reason that you're supposed to fit the whole bird in your mouth and chew it with the bones, organs, etc. It is legitimately disgusting to look at. Also, with the napkin above your head, you're keeping the scents
The french high class loved this shit, from Alexandre Dumas to Francois Mitterand (because they love feeling decadent), but it's now forbidden to hunt the bird
Black pudding is great, stay away from it
Liver paste is a culinary horror now? Zoomers baka
At the very least, Russian and Ukrainian "culinary horrors" are actually great.
Why are American so scared of blood
You know that meat you get in the plastic containers in the fridges comes from an animal right? They have blood, what do you think your ancestors ate?
It’s like freaking out that bones are used to make stock, may as well just be vegan at that point
>deep fried pizza
>bad
>from an american
get tae frick
Low computer and English literacy
Toughs on Sanremo 2024?
Who?
Musical festival
are they still taking any moron with italian grandparents
No, stay in New Jersey
hahaha they are
gonna get that citizenship some day
lovely thread porcoddio porcamadonna e tutti gli angeli in colonna e in colonna c'ero anch'io che urlavo PORCODDIO
All countries that aren't the USA are stuck in a state of poverty cooking. Live a little and eat something good for a change.
>Live a little and eat something good for a change.
>transgenics
keep your goyslop to yourself
>only good ass creed is set there
>Mario brothers
>Excella from re5
>Tifa is their national treasure
did nothing, still won.
>no games
>Italy
There is one game. And that's more than enough.
>bump limit
E finita
Finita est
>Yuros
>Haha fat stupid mutts lololol
>Russia does literally ANYTHING
>AAAIIIEEE HELP US BIG STRONG UNCLE SAM THEY'RE GONNA RAPE OUR BUSSIES!!!!
That's why you exist. When there's a war you send in your Jimmies and Johnnies to be turned into fertilizer, while Black folk and hispanics slowly replace you.
>russia
>relevant
huh?
it's mostly dumb germanoids seething about Americans, most of Europe either likes or don't mind Americans
Pretty sure most of eastern europe is a seething pot of anti americans, especially the big boy there.
I hate Americans, that's why I want them to die for me.
>delusion, the post
Ignorance is bliss I guess.
you are the only ones who care about russia
>Mario
>Tifa
>GTA
Love how that map makes all the barbaric yuros seethe every SINGLE time.
No you animal, you're not a medieval peasant having to eat animal balls to survive anymore. You don't need to drink blood because it's your only source for iron.
You just do it because you enjoy the savagery inherent in your genes.
Fricking huns
Eggs come out of chickens buttholes btw, better not eat them
I fail to see how eating animal's organs is more savage than eating their muscles.
So with this thread, what we learned?
That europeans are very insecure about their dishes, and will WE WUZ unironically when called irrelevant
That shitposters always win even with extremely low effort bait?
that everyone outside of germany hates germans
Germans hate themselves too
They made Xenon Racer, that's pretty funny and has some sexy car designs
Being english you just get used to the fact everyone has some deep seated cultural hatred towards you
>deep seated cultural hatred towards you
I always thought it's simply because you guys are massive c**ts.