Current inevitable WoW expansions (in no particular order)
>Light bad, Yrel and the Lightbound, Turalyon and Xe'ra, Scarlet Brotherhood, Anduin returns
>Avaloren (possibly also Khaz Algar), Titans bad, Late Renaissance/Musketeer themed, realm of Order
>K'aresh, Ethereals, Void Lords, Locus-walker
>Underground, Undermine (possibly also Khaz Algar), nerubians, dwarves, world soul awakens
>Chaos Gods, primordial fel, whatever it was that created the demons before Sargeras
Am I missing any?
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What big bad did the jailer warn against
stop asking questions you fricking incel chud nazi
The creators of reality. So the gods of the TItans, Void Lords, death pantheon, etc.
But what about the primordials who created the first ones?
Unironically people are already theory crafting about who created the first ones. I remember some gay saying it was the personification of War.
I am so fricking tired of this stupid cosmic oneupmanship. The first ones have no reason to exist except to be bigger and better than the titans.
https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Devourer
As every other villain he was actually the puppet of the Darklight Naaru De'rik whose plan was to create many evils to reinforce and spread the faith in the Light as the only solution to fight evil
>Everyone can return
>Except Arthas
>Frick Arthas
>What that he's still the most popular character of our game? We have him plastered everywhere? Wrath servers player count grew compared to TBC player count?
>Nevermind! Here's a gay centaur!
The only good thing about all these people leaving Blizz is that I hope the fricking troony lovers leave.
>I hope the fricking troony lovers leave.
Why would their target fanbase leave?
He wants more trannies to join his game.
This doesn't surprise me.
Same thing
>Futas
>Don't exist
>Actually a woman but with a penis
>Trannies
>Exist
>A man pretending to be a woman
kys homosexual
Would you rather frick someone who looks 100% like a woman with 2X chromosomes but somehow through magic has a wiener and balls, or a dude who looks 100% like a dude with XY chromosomes by some curse by God has a wet sopping tight pussy?
the latter honestly
Those are the BASED futa lovers, not the troony lovers. Don't you fricking dare mix things up.
Should I bother with the supposedly good Warcraft games if apparently they're open-ended only for WoW to frick it all up?
>t. haven't touched anything in the franchise besides Hearthstone once like 7 years ago
Warcraft 3 is one of the greatest games of all time.
Broodwargays don't @ me.
I can believe that, but can I make do without going into WoW after?
Are you seriously suggesting that the CURRENT writers bring back arthas, a straight white male? Are you mad? Be glad he got a mercy killing. Moreover, hypothetically what could the old writers do to him after what they did in wotlk? Killing that homie off was the only way going forward no matter what.
Man what fricking route did Thrall and Jaina take to dodge all those massive sub-continents between the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor?
Wow has maybe 1 or 2 expansions max before it goes into free to play small regular updates mode
Says the increasingly nervous man since 2010
Haven't played WoW in forever but where the frick did those other islands/continents come from?
im pretty sure they are supposed to be tiny comparatively
the map just scales them up
Kul'tiras, zandalar and the broken isles have always been their since wcii/iii
Pandaria was hidden in the asspull mists until mop (well technically cata but no one noticed until mop)
Dragon isles are vanilla concept art copium nost bait.
The islands themselves (aside pandaria) are supposed to be comparatively small, they're scaled up for clickability.
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You said this in 2019
guess what's happened to blizzard since 2019
2020, best selling expansion ever
2023, best expansion since WotLK
wrong answer on both counts, we're talking about the company itself
>Trusting blizzards Hollywood accounting
Subs became accounts, became mau, became 'engagement'
Each a progressivly more coped corpo speak lie to convince boomers line is going up when it's been going down since wrath.
Giljim's and Dr. Lapidis' isles will fill that hole between Pandaria and EK as soon as they figure out an expansion to put them in.
Is that big swirly a major plot point and endgame in the base game but then literally never touched again yet they can't just remove it so it's kinda just there forever?
>base game
No, it was a major plot point thousands of years before the game.
They touched it a bit around 2010 but fundamentally it was always a lore prop.
>implying there will be a serious expansion again
enjoy your gay [RACE] rebels fighting the evil patriarchal [RACE] empire in different enviorments
What were serious expansions then?
I haven't played WoW since Northren and I didn't really understand that meme of "art teams carrying the game" and taking a look at some of the newer expansions, frick those are some really nice looking zones. I'm shocked they were able to squeeze out that much art out of this old ass game. A shame about the writing and pozz though.
would be way more worried about all the walk-outs and everything else going on in blizzard before i'd be worried about WoW's poz tbh
>about all the walk-outs and everything else going on in blizzard before i'd be worried about WoW's poz tbh
You say that as if one does not have anything to do with the other. And more walk-outs means less any content (AKA bad content) at this point kek
>as if one does not have anything to do with the other
we all know what you mean by poz but look up higher because that's just middle-management and lackies you're looking at
take a look at all those gubberment agents in the executives' chairs
they're packed full
the real poz is big business m8
>the real poz is big government and big business
ftfy, another day another psyop.
The new zones are just HD remakes of old zones.
And they look really nice, the art team deserves praise and a new IP that's not driven by ideological sycophants.
WoW's problem is it's not driven in any particular direction, everyone is flying by the seat of their pants.
Well not shitting on established lore is certainly a good start to head into the right direction.
I think the lore going to pot was inevitable the moment the older/original writers left.
The lore of this game is just so fricking bad. It's very obviously written on the fly; there's no long-term plan whatsoever. No character development occurs. Each new expansion involves downright moronic retcons, so it'd be more accurate to call it "world deconstruction" than "worldbuilding".
Despite this, they don't even take advantage of the lack of continuity. Expansions go to boring and soulless areas. The same characters are recycled constantly. No interesting races or regional histories are created.
It's like they have the disadvantage of directionless storytelling, without utilising the creative freedom at all. How can it be so shit?? It constantly amazes me.
Exactly. It's like with capeshit. Nothing matters
"The first ones" is probably the stupidest fricking name for a progenitor race in all of fiction. It's incredibly on-the-nose and just plain awkward to say and type.
Seriously. THE FIRST ONES?
Give us your name for them.
Original homies.
Or perhaps The OG
Or O.N if you wanna shorten "original homies".
It's fine, I'm not using a hard R.
No it's alright
At least it would be if it wasn't the twentieth new ultimate god race of the setting
Who were the other 19?
The Titan, the Old Gods, the Void Lords, the Naaru, the Wild Gods, the Loas, the Shadowland guys I didn't follow .
There are more gods than mortals at this point.
They can't make up random new epic fantasy names and hope it'll work
havent checked up on wow in a while. how is dragon flight?
It will be The Great Betrayer Ease'Nt and his empire of bugmen
I just want new Highborne assets for my GM private server ERP rape palace
Make them or commission someone to recolor belf shit from red to blue or green if you're too stupid or lazy to do it yourself.
>this is how the fricking world map looks like now.
Man what the frick is this horse shit.
I skipped the last 4 expansion's and tried to get back in to WoW because Classic reminded me it CAN be good if you brute force it. There's no way to play through the last 4 expansion's but the game assumes you know everything that happened and then rushes you to the endgame.
I'm a WoW veteran from 2005 to 2014 and I found this incomprehensible. How in the frick do new players adapt to this?
>How in the frick do new players adapt to this?
They don't. WoW doesn't get new players anymore, they haven't in years. The only ones who still play it are eternally mazed broken bucks and literal trannies.
>literal trannies
Actually WoW (in particular Alliance) is more full of memespouting incels trying to fit in than almost any other online gaming community.
The trannies make the game, but trannies play XIV. Both games are played by genetic dead-ends, but for very different reasons.
No lmao. WoW definitely has a sizable troony playerbase now, along with a bunch of other degenerate homosexuals.
Blizzard doesn't even want them to understand. The current leveling path for an actual brand new player is locked to Exile's Reach -> BfA -> Dragonflight. They literally only care about the current expansion's story and nothing else.
Ascension unironically brings more to the game than WoW expansions.