CUT THE LETTUCE

>be me
>run burger joint
>good owner
>die
>son takes over
>dogshit owner
>return from the grave to teach son to not be dogshit owner
>drop sick bars in the process

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't teach your son anything, you gave the burger rap to some random dog you stupid b***h.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nooo one of the burgers is falling from the tray you old fart

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that the most important ingredient of a cheese burger is the quality of bun and the patties.
    If this two are low quality, the cheese burguer will be shit

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick does this instrumental go this hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbKImuE6sdA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      INTRODUCING THE NEW FLAVOOoOoOoOR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        penis music

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Parappa invented the penis genre

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it does go hard
      they made groovy tunes for a groovy game

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        frick posted the wrong one

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the instrumentals from 2, the lyrics from 1, and then the gameplay from Lammy

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, I could go for some noodles.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>son betrays family legacy to push ramen

    don't you dare pretend that kid didn't have the opportunity for greatness!!

  7. 5 months ago
    TRIPLETS BORN THE THRONE AWAITS
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is he israeli or french
    CUT ZE LETTUCE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's from hamburg, germany

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY BUNS ARE VERY TOASTY

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did he mean by this?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He meant MY BUNS ARE TOASTY!

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE- HE- HE- HE- HE- HE- HE- HE-
    HE- HE- HE- HE- HE- HE- HE- HE-
    GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL
    GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL GRILL

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHINESE CHINESE CHINESE CHINESE
    ANYTHING GOES
    EVEN
    CHINESE

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game was such a disappointment after the first one and Lammy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, how dare they give us more the. Six stages, with memorable characters and a soundtrack that gets stuck in your head even years later. Shame the guy who voiced parappa was the world's biggest douche

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a bad game, sorry bro.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Care to explain?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. I'm gay.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s worse than the first one as a music game.
            Every time you change from one performance level to another, it breaks the flow of the song to tell you so explicitly. I cannot understand how moronic the devs had to be to think that was a good idea. Also the audio feedback (e.g. tinging when doing well) cutting through the music after finishing every line is terrible.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ohh your an audiophile, that explains everything

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It’s worse than the first one as a music game.
              I agree with all of your other points but parappa 2 wins solely because the input timing isn't janky and broken like in parappa 1
              Lammy wins over both btw

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >janky and broken
                True, honestly I kind of forgot about that. I respect your view then.

                Ohh your an audiophile, that explains everything

                No I’m not an “audiophile”. I do like music, and if I play a music game I’d rather the game itself not interrupt and drown out its own material with bullshit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're a bad game!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shame the guy who voiced parappa was the world's biggest douche
        qrd?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he scammed a shit ton of people
          he really lived up to the stereotype of his race

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he scammed some kids a while ago, they paid him to provide voice lines in some fan animation and the dude, who's name is Dred Foxx took the money and ran...it was on $100 but who the frick does that? To children no less

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            he also did the rapping for some sonic adventure music if memory serves

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              His the one guy who I wouldn't feel shit for if he was voiced by AI, that's how strongly I feel about that

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao wtf
            that’s somehow both better and worse than what I imagined

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first Parappa is the weakest one. It's iconic but Lammy & 2 have better OSTs and more content overall.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lammy >> Parappa 1 >> Parappa 2

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny thing about parappa, i think he's the second most parodied videogame character on robot chicken
    tho it seems like they never played more than the first stage since 2 of the 3 skits involve just the master onion and his rap, and the one that doesn't called him a homosexual based off the love rap in parappa 2

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SWEEP FLOOR SWEEP FLOOR
    SWEEP FLOOR SWEEP FLOOR
    SWEEP FLOOR SWEEP FLOOR
    SWEEP FLOOR SWEEP FLOOR
    SWEEP ketchup

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only good parappa video

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAbuns

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did parappa 2 flop? since we havent gotten a new game since then

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nh,by hat time other better rhythm games came out, and most of them in the arcades. Parappa couldn't compete then

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the father of mainstream rhythm games died by the hand of the genre he created

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He died a noble death so others could have a chance, but in their wake his only remembered by the devoted few. Remember brothers, we have to believe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the father of mainstream rhythm games died by the hand of the genre he created

        He died a noble death so others could have a chance, but in their wake his only remembered by the devoted few. Remember brothers, we have to believe

        So true parappers um jammers, so true

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALRIGHT ALRIGHT THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

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