Cyberpunk 2077 ends up in New York's Museum Of Failure

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    So New York?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a rotating exhibit, never stays in one place, just in New York for now.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope and Seethe

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that its not overwhelmingly positive is a massive failure since all the Black persontubers were praising it like it was the second coming of christ

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >recent reviews
      kek

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >noooooo you have to account for the launch review bombs because you just le must hecking have to, okay???

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a shame...

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've already discussed the matter with the senator.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I take it he was agreeable?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't really have a choice.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Has he been infected?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned that we could put him on the priority list for the Ambrosia vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                This plague... the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough vaccine to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course they're desperate. They can smell their death, and the sound they'll make rattling their cage will serve as a warning to the rest.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its crazy how the blowback was all about the bugs and performance. Very few bring up the myriad of issues the game has even if it was a technically flawless game.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such as?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ride in car and listen to npc.
        >Go to bar and listen to npc
        >go to back alley and listen to npc
        Game is boring. I was expecting something like deus ex but instead I got a shithole walking sim about some random homie with keanu reeves in his head.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I was expecting something like deus ex
          It's sad. A few side-missions even felt like the the devs were trying to give the player Deus Ex-lite kind of freedom but never polished the design or straight up scrapped the idea halfway through.

          And this is shit that won't be fixed, whereas crashes, low fps or other bugs can usually be fixed.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the audience for this game genuinely loves the lootyshooty powpow keanuchungus style this game was attempting to do.

      The ONLY reason people hated Cyberpunk was because it was quite literally unplayable. Otherwise it's the most mouth watering modern game design slop.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because in the end normalgays don't care about the broken promises or the fact everything interesting about the game was stripped away to turn it into an FPS with no actual roleplaying.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so shit museum nobody knows tries to use big brand name to get so recognitivo
    >it works because autists desperate to shit on successful game keep posting about it
    "failure", yet cyberkino works, sold 14M copies in the first month, that's nearly $1 Billion, and had a successful TV series release, is getting a sequel and DLC soon

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    New York in general should be in a museum of failure. Such an overrated shithole of a city that suffers from special snowflake syndrome.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put out low-effort dogshit
    >get loads of money
    Doesn't sound like a failure to me.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't have Stadia
    zero credibility

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have the OUYA?

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they tell the games journalist who wrote the article that he's also part of the exhibit?

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't it still sell a crapload and make a ton of money regardless?

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    cp was a scam

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cyberpunk 2077 ends up sitting alongside the Nvidia 4060TI in the Museum of FAIL
    >now that they're together everyone can finally actually appreciate RTX

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being from new york

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ayy im walking here

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