Cyberpunk redemption arc

Where were you when cyberpunk won?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's completely fine to put out a shit, buggy game that fails to deliver on everything the devs originally promised as long as you make an anime based on the universe your game is set it along with releasing some new DLC for additional cost that also promises to "fix" things
    good morning sirs 🙂

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Pootahar says I-AM-IN every time he performs the lustful with his indian wife cow?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first impression is the only one that matters

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that’s true, your parents would have dumped you at birth, you ugly, meek little frick.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's true; parents are too emotionally invested to do it.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't win if your promise, x and instead give 1/36 of x and claim it to be x.

    just because you gave us an aluminum billet, don't mean you made an ar-15.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but now the aluminum bullet isn't dented and mishapen out of the box so it's all better now and we can just forget about the ar-15 most people weren't paying that much attention anyway

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Won what? One of the most broken games on release award?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      still sold over 20 million. they won 🙁

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Destiny's Childs album bootylicious outsold

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but they're the goat

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cyberpsychosis will be in the game

    Axchtually Johnny allows V to get as much tech as he wants! :DDD

    >2 years after release

    We managed to introduce Cyberpsychosis for players :DD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      even if they did implement it, they couldn't make it a major gameplay feature. Cyberpsychosis would just end up making the character die instantly with a "Game Over" screen showing up and then the game either forcing you to star a New Game file or make you retry from a checkpoint and give you a new objective or "Hint" letting you know you should remove some of your cybernetics to not go crazy.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    a grift and nothing more, they'll always be irredeemable failures

    >said adding flying cars wasn't possible
    >modder does it in his spare time, runs perfectly with no bugs
    >said they had a skilled team working on it
    >couldn't even answer basic programming questions
    >lied in interviews about features repeatedly
    >showed features then said they couldn't be included and removed them from final product
    >spent 200+ million on advertising instead of putting it into the game and fixing it
    >lied and said they had no idea the game was buggy before launch, yes, they actually said this.
    >many more I can't be bothered to recall

    you're a dumb child if you think cdpr is acceptable in their practices

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redemption
    Are you under the impression shit games can be fixed with updates?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean its an alright game (after a year of patches and with mods), but no alternate ending dlc or anime will make it a good or great game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, no redemption; barely achieved to do the minimum which should have been at its release.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Where were you when cyberpunk won?
    Right here, on Twitter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugh

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >explodes system reqs to twice the original reqs because the game is literally unplayable
    they didn't win shit, shut the frick up Muta

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, I checked that godawful channel. It was 9 months ago.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It won based on its preorders profit wise
    But that doesn't make it a good game in the slightest

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mod that lets you kill ecelebs?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was never anything wrong with Cyberpunk unless you were a poor thirdworlder playing it on PS4. It worked fine from day 1 on any other platform.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game could've been entirely reworked if if had a silent protagonist but instead we're stuck with corpo V and street kid V going through cyberpsychosis talking in the same way

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many "second chances" has CP77 gotten? How many more will it need?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >car and a jacket
      >unrelated anime
      >dlc with meme black man

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna play the game for the first time when the update drops, I bought it for 5$, the only people that won are thw ones that waited for the product to be finished

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For fricks sake, getting a decent anime does not equal redemption.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIRS, PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL AND PRE-ORDER THE CYBERPUNK.
    *squats and takes a dump*

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The weebs saved the game sales (game was still a better witcher 3)

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