>afraid of coffee
You scared you might shorten your lifespan by 0.0001 seconds? I don't know why incels always try to impress others with their straight edge good boy behaviour.
Aggressive straight edgers are some of the dullest, yet annoying people to be around? Going through life 100% sober sounds like the most miserable experience ever.
You and every other moron that says this don't look any cooler by doing it. >hehe im a WATER ENJOYER
Bonus points if you drink sugar ass lemonades / ice tea / juices like a hypocritical dumbass. I'll never get over the posters that jump at the opportunity to let people know the only foods they approve of are Water, Celery sticks, and Pocky.
After grinding it, instead of just the bean's surface exposed to air, it's cracked into a million pieces all exposed to air, so it goes bad really fast
There's so many kinds of coffees and teas that this comparison doesn't make sense to me. Can I really say I like tea if I only like 2 kinds of tea: Chamomile and Matcha? Can I really say I like coffee if I only like Columbian coffee with lots of milk/cream? People who typically enjoy coffee think it's some kind of contest to make it the most miserable drinking experience if you like it any other way than black, reminds me of alcoholics who act like they're superior for drinking horrible fricking whiskey instead of making themselves a pleasant, sweet strawberry daiquiri.
I don't want things to be as sweet as a cake, that's the kind of stuff that nauseates me too; there is such a thing as too sweet, but strawberry daiquiris aren't that sweet, they're just sweet *enough*. You mostly taste the vodka, a lot of the other flavors are secondary.
Coffee is genuinely an acquired taste. I know it sounds moronic to drink something you think tastes like shit until it stops tasting like shit. It sounds moronic because it is, but I pushed through it and now the taste of coffee is genuinely great to me. And the bitterness pairs really well with sweet things like cookies or candy, for the same reason a person might like putting milk and sugar in their coffee.
I'm not gonna shit in your sandwich if you think plain coffee tastes bad, but I do actually genuinely enjoy and prefer black coffee.
Coffee is often reduced to a stimulant blocking the fatigue signals but if apparently affects a whole bunch of hormones which might explain mixed results also you're probably drinking it as a band-aid when you're already extra tired to begin with
Heard coffee is only going to get more and more expensive in the future because all the crops in South America or wherever it's grown are getting blasted by climate change. Might be a good time to switch to the tea pill or alternatives like chicory root.
>hot leaf juice
Well... that's technically what it is. Maybe let it sit a bit longer to let flavor have a chance to seep through, or try other herbal infusions
Switch to tea. They serve chicory in jail. It sucks. It tricks you into thinking you're getting coffee but then you get really disappointed it's not coffee. At least tea is distinct enough.
Its not climate change it’s a plant disease that spread like wildfire due to most of south america growing the same type of coffee plant. They just need to grow a new strain of coffee that resists it and tastes good
>the rich taste of toxins helps me relax
lol
Where do you live?
somewhere in South East Asia where coffee beans are filled with lead
have a nice day esl.
what is it with third worlders not being able to read basic English sentences while calling everyone an ESL?
yes.
>he thinks a stimulant is a toxin
T. Goatis
>afraid of coffee
You scared you might shorten your lifespan by 0.0001 seconds? I don't know why incels always try to impress others with their straight edge good boy behaviour.
Aggressive straight edgers are some of the dullest, yet annoying people to be around? Going through life 100% sober sounds like the most miserable experience ever.
You and every other moron that says this don't look any cooler by doing it.
>hehe im a WATER ENJOYER
Bonus points if you drink sugar ass lemonades / ice tea / juices like a hypocritical dumbass. I'll never get over the posters that jump at the opportunity to let people know the only foods they approve of are Water, Celery sticks, and Pocky.
how do people like you enjoy any part of life when you're such an autist about every little detail?
I only drink cheap black tea. Gallon pitcher with half a cup of sugar. Water when I am at work.
Whole beans is better
Why you might ask?
After grinding it, instead of just the bean's surface exposed to air, it's cracked into a million pieces all exposed to air, so it goes bad really fast
>I desperately need a personality: The Drink
>drinking coffee is a personality
clueless Black person
All they can think is if something makes or not a personality. That's how zoomers live
>if something makes or not a personality
Damn, you really put into perspective what I was trying to figure out what it is about them I hate so much.
>I have autism so I must attach objects to personalities: The Anon
Im not allowed to sit at the grown up table: the post
>hit too close to home: the cope
>no argument
Congrats on being my 10th flawless victory in the past 24 hours.
>I desperately need a personality: The Post
Unironically. You get off on feeling like a contrarian don't you? kek
This thread wasn't about coffee but whatever.
Zoomers in da thread.
What game? Looks pleasantly chunky
Lake Haven Chysalis! It's just a prologue/snippet for now.
Ah, kinda lame. Might give it a shot but I've been let down too many times by a full game of some prototype never materializing.
I really hope that doesn't happen in this case because this game is the perfect blend of Silent Hill and X Files but it is a possibility yea
>paid prologue
so pirate it brokie. its the cost of a coffee (lol)
nah
Coffee = 9GAG
Beer = Reddit
Tea = Ganker
Lean = Twitter
Dehydrated piss = ebaumsworld
There's so many kinds of coffees and teas that this comparison doesn't make sense to me. Can I really say I like tea if I only like 2 kinds of tea: Chamomile and Matcha? Can I really say I like coffee if I only like Columbian coffee with lots of milk/cream? People who typically enjoy coffee think it's some kind of contest to make it the most miserable drinking experience if you like it any other way than black, reminds me of alcoholics who act like they're superior for drinking horrible fricking whiskey instead of making themselves a pleasant, sweet strawberry daiquiri.
Hate sweet shit. Literally nauseates me.
I don't want things to be as sweet as a cake, that's the kind of stuff that nauseates me too; there is such a thing as too sweet, but strawberry daiquiris aren't that sweet, they're just sweet *enough*. You mostly taste the vodka, a lot of the other flavors are secondary.
That still sounds vile to me. Best I can really tolerate is the vanilla taste of straight Jameson and I still think it's ridiculously sweet.
I'm surrounded by people with this mentality and I hate it. I just say I don't drink but I actually like alcohol when they're pleasant to drink.
Coffee is genuinely an acquired taste. I know it sounds moronic to drink something you think tastes like shit until it stops tasting like shit. It sounds moronic because it is, but I pushed through it and now the taste of coffee is genuinely great to me. And the bitterness pairs really well with sweet things like cookies or candy, for the same reason a person might like putting milk and sugar in their coffee.
I'm not gonna shit in your sandwich if you think plain coffee tastes bad, but I do actually genuinely enjoy and prefer black coffee.
Crummy post. Ganker is pure water.
What do you think you dump the tea bags into, Anon?
>drinking pure water
Enjoy your mineral deficiencies, moron.
gigachad = I drink whatever the frick I want.
idk wtf this thread is about and I really don't care just came to say I want to cumflate a cute little hebe so bad it's unreal
>Water
>Milk
>Coffee
The only drinks a man needs. With the exception being parties or bars where you drink some alcohol with gf or bros.
When is this coming out?
Don't think there is any confirmation of that
Why does coffee (the beverage not coomer baits) give me a boner?
Increased bloodflow which you don't normally experience because you're a fat frick
I'm not fat, I do like an hour of burpees nearly everyday. Just wondering why a vasoconstrictor like coffee gives me a boner
Something about the acidity causes pressure on your prostate I haven't figured it out yet
smoking does that for me, can't do it in public
I love coffee but it always makes me need to take a shit after drinking it.
But that's the best part! The antioxidants are supposed to help you with digestion. The caffeine keeping you awake is only a bonus.
F K
UC
>drink coffee
>feeling sleepy
i don't get it
Your caffeine tolerance threshold went up
Coffee is often reduced to a stimulant blocking the fatigue signals but if apparently affects a whole bunch of hormones which might explain mixed results also you're probably drinking it as a band-aid when you're already extra tired to begin with
this might be the most plausible answer
my sleep schedule is absolutely wacked
i would also blame stress
that shit is like the israelites of symptoms
Caffeine is borrowed energy. Sleepiness is when you are paying it back.
Heard coffee is only going to get more and more expensive in the future because all the crops in South America or wherever it's grown are getting blasted by climate change. Might be a good time to switch to the tea pill or alternatives like chicory root.
I almost never drink tea. The few times I did it just tasted like hot leaf juice. What's my problem or are there any 'tasty' tea drinks I could try?
>hot leaf juice
Well... that's technically what it is. Maybe let it sit a bit longer to let flavor have a chance to seep through, or try other herbal infusions
Switch to tea. They serve chicory in jail. It sucks. It tricks you into thinking you're getting coffee but then you get really disappointed it's not coffee. At least tea is distinct enough.
Its not climate change it’s a plant disease that spread like wildfire due to most of south america growing the same type of coffee plant. They just need to grow a new strain of coffee that resists it and tastes good
Why are coffee drinkers so insufferable?
Not as insufferable as some food eaters
Food eaters are the worst
Anybody who announces one thing they do and makes it a large portion of their personally has a high chance of that though.
>Stoner
>Coffee Drinker
>Influencer
>Black person
>Gamer
etc.
Most titles that end in "er" usually describe someone who is one dimensional and annoying as shit.
I Like things that are colorful and bad for me.
>The rich taste of coffee always helps me relax.