"ALIEN BASTARDS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be ALIEN BASTARDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare biceps. "I HATE ALIEN BASTARDS" he thought. Aliens Say Your Prayers reverberated his entire shot up ride, making it pulsate even as the steroids circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of pig cops after dark. "Without gum, you can kick any ass you want" he said to himself, out loud.
"Black folk could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be Black folk anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE Black folk" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
i was going through a rough patch in life. no friends, no job, severe anxiety, argued with my family about stupid shit. pure misery. i decided i would take my own life. i planned out a date and the means to do it. all was to go according to plan, until, he came. he descended into my bedroom in a heavenly glow. i could barely make out what it was until finally, a voice spoke to me. "you really just gonna pussy out like this? i oughtta break a broom handle off in your ass." what the?! who goes there? i asked, squinting. "come on, kid. we've got some ass kicking to do." suddenly, the dukecopter was hovering right outside my window, emblazed with the word NUK3M on the side. "Get in." he said, as he threw me a large, phallic shaped rocket launcher. And away we went, into the sunset. Never would I again think about the negativities of my former life. Those alien bastards only understand one language. Hot lead.
I only played Time to Kill as a kid on the ps1
it was hard and I didnt understand what the moaning woman on the phone was about but it was fun (with cheats)
Yes? Just make a competent FPS.
People see "Duke Nukem was politically incorrect" and want to believe he was screaming racial slurs like Ganker saw a video game trailer with a black person in it, and not that him being crass and heavilly sexualized was just really edgy by 90s video game standards.
Nobody fricking cares that a video game character likes looking at porn and strippers. BJ Blazkowicz literally has multiple on-screen sex scenes in the new Wolfenstein games. Lo Wang talks about cooking breakfast after one-night stands and not wanting to get his dick cut off by female assassins. Human sexuality is hardly alien to modern video games. Look at how much BG3 advertising is about what you can have sex with. Or something like Hedon where you can't escape the fact that before he made the game, the creator drew and commissioned shitloads of futa porn for what would become the game's characters, and does have a sexual encounter as part of the game's story.
What people didn't like about Duke Nukem Forever was that he was a callous butthole rather than goofy and macho but still genuine badass hero, and the entire world existed to fellate him, either metaphorically or literally.
Duke Nukem 3D is fairly restrained by that measure. Los Angeles looks like something out of a John Carpenter film or They Live or some seedy vigilante action flick. There's no giant statues or buildings dedicated to Duke Nukem besides maybe the fricking Duke Burger which is hardly a temple of worship. >inb4 American joke
Ion Fury does a pretty good job at this, there's literally nothing sucking in-game Shelly's figurative dick as humanity's greatest soldier or whatever. Hell, she almost comes off as weird for being so sexless next to Duke or Wang.
Ganker is filled with actual real autists who don't interact with other people. they unironically believe that the average person would freak out and riot if they saw duke nukem whistling at a stripper in a video game
>People see "Duke Nukem was politically incorrect" and want to believe he was screaming racial slurs like Ganker saw a video game trailer
No one thinks this, what? Duke is seen as "toxic masculinity" where his a gungho 80s don't give a frick attitude, and that is what isn't allowed in the current year.
Toxic masculinity is when being macho has detrimental effects on yourself or others, which people already called DNF out on. Nobody fricking cares if Duke's just being a manly badass and directing that energy towards stopping alien invaders. It's not like he's forcing himself on women or anything.
Are you being intentionally dense? You're going to pretend like the current woke social just mob wouldn't take issue with Duke, the toxic masculinity, the overly-sexualized and scantily clad women, the "women in fridges" trope, the overt alien rape and forced impregnation, etc.? Get the frick out of here
Toxic masculinity is when being macho has detrimental effects on yourself or others, which people already called DNF out on. Nobody fricking cares if Duke's just being a manly badass and directing that energy towards stopping alien invaders. It's not like he's forcing himself on women or anything.
It was fine BUT who the frick thought it was a good idea to hide one of the necessary crystals behind a path that is blocked with a trash container that you have to move, which is a thing you havent done a single time in the game before. Its fairly early in the game too so its complete fricking horseshit and im still mad about it
Kek, didnt know that. Is that the only time you do it? Still a shit decision to hide a necessary item behind something you do once 5 levels before this. The idea was cool that you came back to the first level but its bit altered thanks to aliens so it is and plays differently
>in a year, nuDoom will be as old as the original Doom was at the release of Halo
how is time even real? this is bullshit.
Doom 1 felt absolutely ancient by the time Halo came out.
nuDoom doesn't feel that way at all, and another year won't change that.
is it just because technology stopped advancing?
How much have video games really evolved mechanically since 6th gen? Or 7th gen? Like what on the Xbone/PS4 wasn't really achievable on the 360 if you didn't have to worry about graphics?
The FPS renaissance is just remembering what FPSs used to be like before Halo, but still accounting for better visuals and stronger technology. It still has its fundamental roots in the 90s golden age of shooters.
A throwback shooter/whatever in 2016 isn't that much different from ones coming out in 2023.
"ALIEN BASTARDS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be ALIEN BASTARDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare biceps. "I HATE ALIEN BASTARDS" he thought. Aliens Say Your Prayers reverberated his entire shot up ride, making it pulsate even as the steroids circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of pig cops after dark. "Without gum, you can kick any ass you want" he said to himself, out loud.
I cannot for the life of me find the original pasta for this.
try "with a car you can go anywhere'
"Black folk could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be Black folk anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE Black folk" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.
should have been "Grabbag reverberated"
Nah, Aliens Say Your Prayers fits the theme of the pasta.
Butthead at Duke Burger drive-thru: "Go Away!We're like closed!"
It's time to chew ass and kick bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass.
Dick Kickem
GET OFF VENT, OR ILL HAVE YOU BENT
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL
best doomclone hands down
HAIL TO THE ALIEN BASTARDS BABY
>Hollywood Holocaust
>Holocaust
What did they mean by this?
woah, was duku nukum this based all along???
Always has been.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=krPH0cWIP5U&pp=ygULRGljayBraWNrZW0%3D
i was going through a rough patch in life. no friends, no job, severe anxiety, argued with my family about stupid shit. pure misery. i decided i would take my own life. i planned out a date and the means to do it. all was to go according to plan, until, he came. he descended into my bedroom in a heavenly glow. i could barely make out what it was until finally, a voice spoke to me. "you really just gonna pussy out like this? i oughtta break a broom handle off in your ass." what the?! who goes there? i asked, squinting. "come on, kid. we've got some ass kicking to do." suddenly, the dukecopter was hovering right outside my window, emblazed with the word NUK3M on the side. "Get in." he said, as he threw me a large, phallic shaped rocket launcher. And away we went, into the sunset. Never would I again think about the negativities of my former life. Those alien bastards only understand one language. Hot lead.
I only played Time to Kill as a kid on the ps1
it was hard and I didnt understand what the moaning woman on the phone was about but it was fun (with cheats)
I love shooting aliens and pigcops with the shotgun and ripper
I hate being hitscanned by enforcers and battlelords
>GET OFF VENT OR I'LL HAVE YOU BENT
I FRICK MAN ASS
>get shot repeatedly
>piss in toilet
>smash toilet
>drink toilet water
mah neem is duki nuki
Could a sequel be done in [current year]?
Yes? Just make a competent FPS.
People see "Duke Nukem was politically incorrect" and want to believe he was screaming racial slurs like Ganker saw a video game trailer with a black person in it, and not that him being crass and heavilly sexualized was just really edgy by 90s video game standards.
Nobody fricking cares that a video game character likes looking at porn and strippers. BJ Blazkowicz literally has multiple on-screen sex scenes in the new Wolfenstein games. Lo Wang talks about cooking breakfast after one-night stands and not wanting to get his dick cut off by female assassins. Human sexuality is hardly alien to modern video games. Look at how much BG3 advertising is about what you can have sex with. Or something like Hedon where you can't escape the fact that before he made the game, the creator drew and commissioned shitloads of futa porn for what would become the game's characters, and does have a sexual encounter as part of the game's story.
What people didn't like about Duke Nukem Forever was that he was a callous butthole rather than goofy and macho but still genuine badass hero, and the entire world existed to fellate him, either metaphorically or literally.
Duke Nukem 3D is fairly restrained by that measure. Los Angeles looks like something out of a John Carpenter film or They Live or some seedy vigilante action flick. There's no giant statues or buildings dedicated to Duke Nukem besides maybe the fricking Duke Burger which is hardly a temple of worship.
>inb4 American joke
Ion Fury does a pretty good job at this, there's literally nothing sucking in-game Shelly's figurative dick as humanity's greatest soldier or whatever. Hell, she almost comes off as weird for being so sexless next to Duke or Wang.
Ganker is filled with actual real autists who don't interact with other people. they unironically believe that the average person would freak out and riot if they saw duke nukem whistling at a stripper in a video game
>People see "Duke Nukem was politically incorrect" and want to believe he was screaming racial slurs like Ganker saw a video game trailer
No one thinks this, what? Duke is seen as "toxic masculinity" where his a gungho 80s don't give a frick attitude, and that is what isn't allowed in the current year.
nobody would give a shit unless you count some morons on twitter as people (which they're not)
Are you being intentionally dense? You're going to pretend like the current woke social just mob wouldn't take issue with Duke, the toxic masculinity, the overly-sexualized and scantily clad women, the "women in fridges" trope, the overt alien rape and forced impregnation, etc.? Get the frick out of here
Stop dragging everybody into your windmill tilting.
Post hands. You're either being disingenuous or you live in some 3rd world shithole that doesn't have the luxury of dealing with woke leftists
>UMMM PEOPLE ON TWITTER WILL BE MAD!!!
yes and?
Toxic masculinity is when being macho has detrimental effects on yourself or others, which people already called DNF out on. Nobody fricking cares if Duke's just being a manly badass and directing that energy towards stopping alien invaders. It's not like he's forcing himself on women or anything.
>reddit
I jerked off to this
Why couldn't I save her bros?
Because she's already dead. Play the N64 version if you want to save her.
Am I the only one who loved it? Felt like a Duke x Tomb Raider hybrid.
TtK is fairly popular, alongside Zero Hour and Manhattan Project as the better side games.
It was fine BUT who the frick thought it was a good idea to hide one of the necessary crystals behind a path that is blocked with a trash container that you have to move, which is a thing you havent done a single time in the game before. Its fairly early in the game too so its complete fricking horseshit and im still mad about it
>which is a thing you havent done a single time in the game before
You can push a trash container right in the first level, by the alley.
Kek, didnt know that. Is that the only time you do it? Still a shit decision to hide a necessary item behind something you do once 5 levels before this. The idea was cool that you came back to the first level but its bit altered thanks to aliens so it is and plays differently
You're an imbecile.
All I've seen of you is autistic squabbling over basic gameplay mechanics.
Pipe down lil guy.
aliens need to cure my pee pee cancer
so how's the b***hford version of this? i only played the original steam port.
>in a year, nuDoom will be as old as the original Doom was at the release of Halo
how is time even real? this is bullshit.
Doom 1 felt absolutely ancient by the time Halo came out.
nuDoom doesn't feel that way at all, and another year won't change that.
is it just because technology stopped advancing?
How much have video games really evolved mechanically since 6th gen? Or 7th gen? Like what on the Xbone/PS4 wasn't really achievable on the 360 if you didn't have to worry about graphics?
The FPS renaissance is just remembering what FPSs used to be like before Halo, but still accounting for better visuals and stronger technology. It still has its fundamental roots in the 90s golden age of shooters.
A throwback shooter/whatever in 2016 isn't that much different from ones coming out in 2023.
So when's the next hearing?
DAMN