Dante banged nobody in his harem

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are jap protags so afraid of boning?

    Only Rex is alpha

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jap protags are literally the most beta characters of all time and perma virgins.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't one of them a clone of his own mom? What the frick is wrong with you weebs? Why would a man have sex with his own mother? I guess you morons are so desperate to get laid you actually would but normal people don't even entertain the possibility for a second.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't one of them a clone of his own mom?
      thats even better, if you dont want to frick your mom you arent american

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she just looks like his mom you stupid frick. Genetically completely unrelated.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    seriously why did they make trish a troony

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trish looks like Stevie Nicks

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does lady look ugly as frick?
    Trish unattractive.
    Who's this ugly native American looking ho?

    Western designs....ah right

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they gave lady a manface and made trish a troony and the mutt is ugly too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facescan/RE engine is a blight on JPN game devs. Capcom has forsaken their 3D-anime look that used to be the quirk and identity of Japanese made games.

      The "realistic = good" trend shouldve been contained within western AAA slop. I'm so sick of it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Capcom has forsaken their 3D-anime look
        Yeah. Like 20 years ago. You only just noticed? Nobody cared when they facescanned Julia Voth.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Capcom has forsaken their 3D-anime look that used to be the quirk and identity of Japanese made games.
        homie they always based their 3D characters on movie actors. Onimusha 3 had fricking Jean Reno in it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >always
          >posts PS2 game

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The first Onimusha came more than two decades ago and had the main character's likeness based on an actor. Leon in RE4 was based on an actor. Jill in REmake was based on an actress. The original RE1 had live-action cutscenes in it. Ryu was based on a real martial artist. The characters in Dark Stalkers were primarily based on Western movie monsters. Even Mega Man has many of its roots in tokusatsu.

            Capcom has NEVER been "anime." You're talking about the company that made Marvel vs. Capcom and Duck Tales.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you, a sane person in this thread. Most of their titles have always strived for realism. Photogrammetry was obviously their next step naturally given their previous track record.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left > right > middle

    Dont even TRY to debate this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, but Nico's sense of humour puts her on top for me personally.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      left looks like supreme gentleman got put on hormone therapy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      right > right > right
      have a nice day weebgay

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile Vergil banged some who we will never see.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vergil
      >banged
      that autismo probably just laid there while the girl did all the job

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why should a son of sparda do the work

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of them offers what my boy Dante needs. He needs his own Kyrie these hags don't do it.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because itsuno doesn't care about Dante. Only his OC Nero and vergil matter

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you prove it though? Vergil's the only one with an actual kid and therefore can be proven isn't a virgin.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a blonde chick with a thigh tattoo like that the other day. I went diamonds.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing a girl WITHOUT a tattoo feels like the rare event these days. Out of everyone I know the only ones that don't have a tattoo are like 45+. Lucky you, almost everyone is a trashy prostitute now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she was really hot in a humble not attention whoring sort of way. I tried not to stare. And yeah I hate tattoos by and large but that one is sexy af.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He definitely fricked Trish.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nico is extremely hot, easily capcom's best girl by far

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a dumpy israelite?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mutt
      >hot

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Writer and director of DMC6 will listen to you mentally ill shippers and have you playing as Dante's 3 kids. One is only a year or so younger than Nero(Lady+Dante), other is about 2 years younger(Trish+Dante) than the eldest, youngest one is like 10 years old(Lucia+Dante). All of them daughters because only Vergil is capable of creating male sperm.
    Dante has been in crippling debt due to paying child support all this time, Lady and Trish sent theirs to a boarding school because they are terrible mothers while Lucia raised the kid with the help of her mom and resents Dante for almost never visiting.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK
    CAPCOM
    they ruined all the female characters in DMC and made them ugly on purpose

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As demonstrated by V he and all the other dmc gays are gay af

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I personally find Trish and Lady look bad. Nico look cute tho.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers have been groomed to find mutts like this cute

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