Ganker already doesn’t have the most mentally sane posters and this developers previous work is a shallow gacha game so you can’t expect the most intellectual posts from these threads.
How am I projecting? Have you ever looked up Victorian dresses?
Watch it flop in a week because "sex sells" has been proven time and again to be a myth
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You seem upset not every woman looks like a manhwa frickdoll with big breasts and with barely any clothes on. Watching porn should fix that instead of demanding every woman look the way you want them to
>Sweet Baby Inc and other ESG companies make females in games ugly >why are you complaining about the uglyfication of women in gaming, you fricking misogy-I mean coomer!
Agreed, that picture is outdated though and always looked strange. It's the most ridiculous though so it's always reposted even though the character doesn't look like that anymore
It was never that, newbie, it was always a literal discord troony buzzword to bypass the filter on "cumbrain" which was used explicitly to beat people over the head if they talked about censorship at all.
Go back.
I sold my PS5 last year because there were no games. And I'll buy this game on the PS store, even though I can't play it. I fricking love devs that don't hate their audience.
no shitskins like butts because they have gay parasites that makes them lust for anus and feces, real healthy humans look at asses because the ass, hip ratio and body fat is a sign of a healthy person who is breeding material
>no shitskins like butts because they have gay parasites
must be why shitskin countries have like 6 children per woman meanwhile white countries have like 0.8 because shitskins are the gay ones
Im from peru, asses were not a thing there until US cultured influenced them, it was all avout breasts. Even girls who were considered to have big asses had much smaller asses to what is considered big now.
I'm not baiting for saying where I'm from. Do you like men's bottoms instead anon? That's okay.
3 months ago
Anonymous
English people aren't white dude
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't really care dude and no one else does
3 months ago
Anonymous
You trued to claim your not a mutt and still like ass. I pointed out you are in fact a mutt
3 months ago
Anonymous
>white >european
Now you're just baiting
You are brown.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Like your mother?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>English people aren't white
Interesting. Who do you consider white?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Italians,Greeks,Turkish etc.
Real whites were mediterrenians with curly brown hair,brown eyes and olive skin blue eyes,pale skin and blonde hair came from asian immigrants from causus mountains thats why we call blonde people CAUCUS-ASIAN CAUCASIAN they are asian not white.
3 months ago
Anonymous
HAHAHAHAHA IS THIS homie SERIOUS LMFAOOOO I AM DYING
3 months ago
Anonymous
You will never be white asian mutt.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Sure anon, I'll always be asian and you swarthy Greeks with always be whi--pffffffhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Real whites were browns
Did you even fricking read what you have shat out before sending it?
BASED
Modern Americans are all brainwashed israelitemutts
Old Americans all liked huge breasts
Just look at classic hollywood, nobody like Marilyn Monroe for her ass it was for her breasts
Watch it flop in a week because "sex sells" has been proven time and again to be a myth
>Did someone revolutionize game design again?
Yeah, about 8 years ago game design was revolutionized by some brown roastie b***hing about vidya women looking better than her. This game, thankfully, ignores that revolution, that's why gaming is back.
>noooo girls in games need to be ugly so they are not obejectifi- I mean coomed to because I'm definitely not a Whiteknight
You seem upset not every woman looks like a manhwa frickdoll with big breasts and with barely any clothes on. Watching porn should fix that instead of demanding every woman look the way you want them to
You seem way too confident in this mid action game
>You seem upset not every woman looks like a manhwa frickdoll with big breasts and with barely any clothes on
While this is kinda sad, I couldn't give less of a frick. >Watching porn should fix that instead of demanding every woman look the way you want them to
What am I demanding? You are the one demanding media to uglify their characters for whatever reason.
>While this is kinda sad, I couldn't give less of a frick.
Yes, you are a very sad man. Perhaps that's why you're mad not every woman is a plastic bimbo
>Putting same words in my mouth again, in a reply to me denying those accusations no less
Well, it's clear now to me that you do not intend to have an actual conversation, but, rather, aim to belittle me and make me look silly in the eyes of your 60iq brethren incapable of following a conversation, judging messages by the assumed tone of voice of their author. With that, I'm off to my bad business and you have yourself a bad day, you subversive parasite.
You already look moronic, declaring your love for fictional women. Do you really think Eve and Lily will jump out of the screen and frick you?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Do you really think you'll make me frick you by trashtalking me on the internet for my superior tastes?
Also >Love=fricking
You've just said lot more about yourself than you'd ever expect you could with just two sentences of, basically, a sugarcoated insult.
If you're that upset about fictional characters putting you off the market, maybe it's your self that you should be concerned about, not the people admiring them.
>You seem upset not every woman looks like a manhwa frickdoll with big breasts and with barely any clothes on
While this is kinda sad, I couldn't give less of a frick. >Watching porn should fix that instead of demanding every woman look the way you want them to
What am I demanding? You are the one demanding media to uglify their characters for whatever reason.
You seem upset whenever you come across a female character that isn't a dumpy Jay Leno jawed cave troll like you. Hope you can get over your seething inadequacy someday.
>So what happens when it comes out and it's just more uninspired Koreaslop?
Same thing as westernslop with woke garbage, we forget about it and move onto the next game to shit post about.
We hype up the next mid game to "own the libs" like we did with Hogwarts Legacy, a game everyone stopped playing after a week, and blame the culture war we started on said libs
>You seem upset not every woman looks like a manhwa frickdoll with big breasts and with barely any clothes on
While this is kinda sad, I couldn't give less of a frick. >Watching porn should fix that instead of demanding every woman look the way you want them to
What am I demanding? You are the one demanding media to uglify their characters for whatever reason.
>Please. They're about as different as Tekken 8's female characters. Just a wig and some makeup with maybe some tweaks to their asses and breasts.
Not that I give a damn, as I said, different enough within the bonds of attractiveness and art style. >Are you sure you won't be better off interacting with actual women?
Yes, I'm 100% sure that I'm better off with my fictional characters than with some moronic ugly armpit-haired fat dog.
Anon, if you don't care, why are you still giving (you)s to people who call this game out on its tacky marketing and design?
If it was the greatest game ever it wouldn't need to advertise explicitly based on the sexy lady. It could just show real gameplay. The devs definitely spent more time modelling her ass than any level you'll play in
It will most definitely be utterly generic and factually not worth playing.
The only thing it will be good for is extracting the models and making rule 34 of it.
Remember when vee defended ff16 to high heaven for their stance on "no blacks" and then proceeded to not buy the game and make a hate campaign on it because it was PS5 exclusive? And now ffviir-2 has 50% blacks? You gays don't support what you want and then cry when devs adjust BECAUSE OF LITERALLY YOU
just because it has no Black folk doesnt automatically make it a good game
and it has literal homosexual gay homosexual characters, you moronic troony
it's still woke garbage
Based. I hope this game succeeds. But that trailer was bad so I'm not sure.
They should have focused on Hannah and eve's assets.. The voice acting was shit
>https://nitter.net/Gassy1581959/status/1755839050747982084 >maybe people nowadays are actually willing to speak up against something wrong morally questionable maybe people started to grow up maybe people actually care about the quality of games
Peeminist cope
See the difference between japanese and asiatics is that that Japanese understand subtlety and asiatics just copy without understanding the source
there are many kinds of butts but what makes 2b butt special, everything focuses on her butt even though her back is exposed you still look at the butt being the centerpiece of the object, its a nice butt and not distracting it compliments the player
however asiaticshit has too much distracting and needless attention everywhere, you aren't focusing on the important thing just shitty asiatic design like a transformer or marvel movie, all useless shit to distract you from the actual backstory
I don't understand that logic. >play Nier >now what >not-Nier releases >play it
Are you saying that people would fight not-Nier for the sake of brand loyalty? But why?
Yeah it's like they just kept adding shit to Eve's design. Why are all Korean designs like that actually? Maybe it's just their style, can't fault that I suppose.
This game has no chance when comes to reviews right? I can already see a review praising some aspects of the game, let's say the combat, rpg elements, map etc but then there's going to be that huge paragraph talking about how Eve looks, the costumes, camera shots so... 6/10
>This game has no chance when comes to reviews right?
Obviously lol. People are already sick of the shilling and its months out. By release mo one will want to hear about it anymore. The marketing is aggressively Korean and unsavory.
Dont call me a slur but yeah the marketing is so aggressive like everything korean that fails in the west.
Korea cant make a move into the west after the 8 goddesses cult happened. Someone needs to have an intervention so sorks know they are wasting their time throwing good money after bad.
Reviewers don't really do that, last game that had a bad review for sexy women was Bayonetta 2 and that was only Polygon.
The woke news titles are just for clickbaits, if you start doing moronic scores on games you will lose users for sure.
>Gaming is back!
Wait, what? Did someone revolutionise game design again? Tell me more about this "Virtua Fighter" or "Mario 64" of the 2020s! >No, some Korean developer with a questionable portfolio is making a game with samedoll faces and butt shots!
Okay, but what about the gameplay or game design? >Who cares? I can fap to hentai tranime games on PlayStation again!
>B-but you just have faceblindness!! See?? You can clearly tell the one girl has bigger eyes and lips than the other!!!
And what the frick else do you need to consider their faces different? They are as different as they can be while staying in boundaries of game's art style and overall attractiveness. >NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX
True, I'll never stick my penis in creatures of your kind, you fat smelly goblin. I'd very much rather jerk off to attractive fictional characters than frick some random awful gorilla just because YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX MHMM OKAY.
Please. They're about as different as Tekken 8's female characters. Just a wig and some makeup with maybe some tweaks to their asses and breasts.
Also there's that attitude again. Are you sure you won't be better off interacting with actual women?
>Please. They're about as different as Tekken 8's female characters. Just a wig and some makeup with maybe some tweaks to their asses and breasts.
Not that I give a damn, as I said, different enough within the bonds of attractiveness and art style. >Are you sure you won't be better off interacting with actual women?
Yes, I'm 100% sure that I'm better off with my fictional characters than with some moronic ugly armpit-haired fat dog.
>Did someone revolutionize game design again?
Yeah, about 8 years ago game design was revolutionized by some brown roastie b***hing about vidya women looking better than her. This game, thankfully, ignores that revolution, that's why gaming is back.
b***h we didn't invent Graphicscards as powerful as RTX4090 just for it to show ugly women if you want ugly women in games go play with Playstation 1 era games
>Is Sony's CEO and directors Japanese?
Yes. Are you so brainrotted from shitposts on Ganker you think a Japanese company actually has an American as a ceo?
Sony as in Sony Playstation? Some Japanese man is replacing Jim Ryan but I doubt things will change. Shit like that usually spreads throughout the company.
It's already been censored. The original trailer had much more jiggle, while the new one is static. Wouldn't be surprised if it's censored even more before release.
>The original trailer had much more jiggle
the original trailer came out 5 years ago, it probably wasnt actual gameplay and was completely pre-rendered
they changed the whole model since then, the body, the face and outfit are all different
or do you think they had the game almost completed 5 years ago and somehow took until now to release it
It's generic Korean game. Korean game developers spend all their time crafting avatar creation systems before dumping the player into an MMO grind game, it's their only genre and quite sad. This thread and many other Stellar Blade threads are: Twitter screen cap rage bait, Reddit screen cap rage bait, shameless YouTuber rage bait, and then organic Korean music idol WEBM spam. The marketing for this game is Western game culture warrior engagement rage bait.
Translation is god awful with a stilted English delivery. I remember dozens of coomer games on the PS2 and PC. Even graphic cards had coomer girls on the product. Instead of buying a Ganker ad for their game, they have to do "engagement rage bait". >Buy the game and OWN the culture warriors on the other side! >Sony is SEETHING and you can make them angrier by this one simple trick of buying a Sony 2nd party published game! >Irrelevant Korean pop idol and Twitter/Reddit/Youtubers posts
I think I'll buy the Tomb Raider Remaster collection and wait to see Stellar Blade's reviews. Marketers are so transparent like /misc/ addicts still in the frontlines OWNING the hecking feminists, makes it look like the devs have no faith in their own product.
What were the trannies even mad about the game has bodytype 1/2,half the cast is black and theres even a trans character you have to do a quest for getting her HRT back from a mountain troll etc.
Was it just paid actors to market the game.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Was it just paid actors to market the game.
brooo no way that modern day social media marketing generating drama for attention could ever be fake
no way bro
always buy product your enemies™ dislike bro
3 months ago
Anonymous
JK Rowling is a TERF and, despite gaining no money past some initial licensing money for the game, troonoids immediately started a campaign against anyone promoting or playing the game. They even resorting to making websites and other shit for cataloging any streamers/notable people playing the game like some very, very petty "shitlist".
Like you said too, the game itself is rather pozzed too, so it makes it even funnier that they are attacking it. Not really surprising though withe woketards, if you stop drinking the koolaid even just ONCE you are public enemy number one. That's the deal with JK Rowling, she was the left's absolute darling for supporting all the pozzed shit they like EXCEPT trannies, so they cast her aside like a toy they got bored of and started harassing everyone and everything associated with Harry Potter/her in any capacity.
3 months ago
Anonymous
terfs are right to be mad because the mtf trannsexuals are legitimately stealing their jobs because they fill up diversity quotas as if they were a real woman.
You’ll find haters that are out to destroy gaming no matter the platform or fan base. The fact there’s no cash shop yet is nice let’s hope they don’t go full moron before release.
You’ll find haters that are out to destroy gaming no matter the platform or fan base. The fact there’s no cash shop yet is nice let’s hope they don’t go full moron before release.
>tamest risque outfit imaginable, all you can see is midriff and tifa's legs >WOW THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE PORNOGRAPHY
Zoomers are so fricking broken. Holy shit. Just utterly brainwashed.
The gameplay-to-ass shots ratio on this game is horrendous.
Is there like... Any video about it's gameplay? The thing that you will be doing in the game? The GAMEplay?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Surely all of you aren't interested in this game just because the woman isn't ugly?
No. And these threads are spammed constantly with the same rage bait links of feminists or whatever who are SUPER ANGRY. Remember the show Velma on HBO? Imagine it being shared and liked for engagement purposes, even if you hate it, you comment on it and they approve more. Like the atrocious English dub they pretend isn't a problem. I have no idea how the game even shakes up compared to Nier, Bayonetta, Ninja Gaiden, or Devil May Cry because the marketing department is very stealthy when making threads for culture warriors to OWN the other side of X conflict.
No. And these threads are spammed constantly with the same rage bait links of feminists or whatever who are SUPER ANGRY. Remember the show Velma on HBO? Imagine it being shared and liked for engagement purposes, even if you hate it, you comment on it and they approve more. Like the atrocious English dub they pretend isn't a problem. I have no idea how the game even shakes up compared to Nier, Bayonetta, Ninja Gaiden, or Devil May Cry because the marketing department is very stealthy when making threads for culture warriors to OWN the other side of X conflict.
No. And these threads are spammed constantly with the same rage bait links of feminists or whatever who are SUPER ANGRY. Remember the show Velma on HBO? Imagine it being shared and liked for engagement purposes, even if you hate it, you comment on it and they approve more. Like the atrocious English dub they pretend isn't a problem. I have no idea how the game even shakes up compared to Nier, Bayonetta, Ninja Gaiden, or Devil May Cry because the marketing department is very stealthy when making threads for culture warriors to OWN the other side of X conflict.
SHUT THE FRICK UP homosexual!!! Stop pretending that you care about gameplay when the past 10 years there had only been walking simulation, sony cinematic trash and battle royal clones with tag in crafty looty mmo grind fest Stellar Blade has more gameplay than all your wokeslop combined and the only thing that matters is how pretty it looks and Stellar Blade looks amazing
He pointed out exactly what you are and no amount of denial is going to convince us otherwise. >dozens of actual coomer threads are up >other games with no gameplay BUT with Debra Nigson and others are being discussed all the time >hardly any mentions of gameplay
Meanwhile, Stellar Blade threads: >ummm chuddies not gonna play this fricking COOMER game, right? >b-but where is the gameplay? >THERE'S NO GAMEPLAY! STOP GETTING EXCITED! FRICKING COOMERS! THAT'S NOT WHAT I- uh I meant A REAL WOMEN LOOK LIKE
>Stellar Blade threads >the OP literally talks about how the devs know you're going to be staring at ass all game because it's all has >or not >full of resetera raiders with same copypaste complaints regardless
>other threads >probably not doing that
Welcome aboard, tourist! Unfortunately, we do not accept moronic people. Please, leave.
>The gameplay-to-ass shots ratio on this game is horrendous. >Is there like... Any video about it's gameplay? >The thing that you will be doing in the game? >The GAMEplay? >You know what I'm talking about, right? >Surely all of you aren't interested in this game just because the woman isn't ugly?
i cant wait for some xitteroid to post a picture of her ass in blender subdivided to frick and back and be like "omg guys the devs made her ass a bajillion million polygons isnt that so wacky and funny!!!" and get a million likes and retweets
The normalization of hardcore porngoraphy, combined with the demonization of all other forms of titillation, have resulted in zoomers thinking anything involving a sexy lady must be for jacking off, and is therefore indecent.
It's why the sentiment of "I don't always want to jerk off" is so common among them. They really think that every time they see a sexy lady they're supposed to jerk off.
But that's kind of what I'm getting at, the devs could say that it's not a video game with sexy designs and that it's actually just porn with an interactive layer and there'd be no actual issue with it. Other than maybe snoy getting upset but that's a platform thing and wouldn't cause a problem on steam.
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
3 months ago
Anonymous
But I did have breakfast.
Listen, it doesn't matter if your proposition wouldn't cause an issue on Steam because it's not going to be on Steam anyway, at least not for a while.
3 months ago
Anonymous
fricking hell you're moronic
3 months ago
Anonymous
Look, your proposition is fricking stupid. It is obviously a video game. It is obviously not pornography. Publishers don't need to be pussyfooting around with categorization to make sexy women more palatable to braindead zoomers, zoomers need to wake the frick up and realize that the female body isn't explicit and that compulsively jerking off every time they see a woman that isn't objectively ugly is abnormal.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>zoomers need to wake the frick up and realize that the female body isn't explicit and that compulsively jerking off every time they see a woman that isn't objectively ugly is abnormal
Zoomers didn't have any trouble mastrubating to Baldur's Gate 3 with all the gay content
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's also coming to pc. Assuming the game delivers gameplay that's as good looking as Eve, I'm willing to buy it twice and just use my younger brother's PS5 until then. It's not like he uses it for anything other than playing UFC nowadays anyway.
>thinking anything involving a sexy lady must be for jacking off
Ahhh yes i see all these posts discussing the lore and gameplay of Stellar Blade this garbage definitely wasnt just made for coombait.
We just love the premise of the game and the gameplay mechanics look so good thats why we never bring what this game is about or how it plays and every thread about this garbage is just a group jerking off session interrupted sometimes by a rant about da SJWs and the west.
Besides there's a bunch of ugly characters in most western games now. What's wrong with at least one game having actually decent to good looking characters characters to look at? People are free to not buy this game if they don't like how the characters look, just don't be a whiny b***h about it. Funny thing is, thanks to their loud whining it's help promote the game more than Sony has because its gotten people to talk about the game like that bum Asmongold.
People are free to be whiny and developers are free to make whatever they want, you already know this or you’d be complaining every time a thread gets made b***hing about dev inserted politics in games.
>developers are free to make whatever they want
Except they aren't since they have woke investors with guns pointed to their heads with the threat of financial ruination if they ever stop pushing The Message™.
ShiftUp is quite literally the only developer out there that pre-emptively took action against the mind virus infecting their company by firing feminists in it a while ago, they're an exception.
And honestly, just barely. It took feminists doing fricked up shit across the entirety of SK for them to finally start taking action against the cancer.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Funny how some people mocked their game for being heavily on fanservice and it would fail, only for the game to go on to make 400 million in one year.
The normalization of hardcore porngoraphy, combined with the demonization of all other forms of titillation, have resulted in zoomers thinking anything involving a sexy lady must be for jacking off, and is therefore indecent.
It's why the sentiment of "I don't always want to jerk off" is so common among them. They really think that every time they see a sexy lady they're supposed to jerk off.
>What's wrong with sexualised designs if pornography is legal?
it just feels cheap when a video games is filled with graphic and unnecessary "sexy" scenes. Also, some game devs seem to use sexualized women to distract from their otherwise horrid writing and gameplay. >Inb4 bawd-shaming
the majority of "bawd-shaming" I see is people calling out gross men for oversexualizing women without fleshing out their characters such as the Twitter challenge to write yourself like a male author would.
Which that's, of course, not bawd-shaming.
>it just feels cheap
And woke games ARE cheap >when a video games is filled with graphic and unnecessary "sexy" scenes.
Stellar Blade doesn't have sex scenes you lying homosexual
>Also, some game devs seem to use sexualized women to distract from their otherwise horrid writing and gameplay
Like Sweet Baby inc writing isn't as horrible, perhaps more so and gameplay has been standardize and Stellar Blade looks like a good game from gameplay perspective
>Was supposed to be multiplat on release >Suddenly became PS5 exclusive
And into the trash it goes, unless it comes to PC. When will Sony stop buying out studios to make their games exclusive to Playstation? They always end up released on other systems eventually anyway, just means I wait till that happens. I'm never buying a fricking Ps5.
Not really.
1. The game isnt out, chances are Sony will still find ways to put the woke in.
2. It is an asian game, they were already not all that woke to begin with, it is the west that is completely lost lols.
Thankfully SK seem to be very antifeminist, so hopefully out bros will keep the hoes out of the industry.
If it makes you feel any better its probably going to be a 10 hour 6/10 Nier clone with none of the fun parts.
I still wanna play it and gonna grab it on PC but let's not fool ourselves into thinking this is going to be anything better than mediocre.
They make all these girls look really young and innocent and then have them dress up in very revealing clothes and act provocative.
So I feel like the whole thing would be more appealing if they made it so that the females looked mature from the start instead of starting out as children.
She is a mature why are you Reddit/Discort creeps always thinking a child when you see a pretty woman ,huh? Does she need to be menopauseal old hag to be more "mature" in your eyes
>Does she need to be menopauseal old hag to be more "mature" in your eyes
For tertiaries unironically yes. Despite not having a remotely childish face in proportions, "looks like a child" has lost all meaning and is just spammed like everything else wokies say on the regular in an attempt to beat people over the head into submission.
Calling fanservice "creepy" is moronic to begin with, but I'd argue that Niter Automata pointing its camera directly at 2B's ass while she's climbing a ladder is creepier than anything shown in this game so far.
Watch the israelites censor the frick out of this game like 2 days before release, after they’ve already got your preorders.
The asiatics will bend the knee.
>hey troony from resetera, watcha doing? >"why yes, I'm hating on stellar blade" >hey troony from twitter, watcha doing? >"why yes, I'm hating on stellar blade" >hey troony from journo site, watcha doing? >"why yes, I'm hating on stellar blade" >hey troony from reddit, watcha doing? >"why yes, I'm hating on stellar blade"
but it is a troony game, sure.
>"This is, after all, entertainment *targeted for adults*"
Well Ganker? You ARE going to be enjoying some mature, high brow media unlike those petulant crybaby woman wannabe journos and secondaries, right?
>leftards >caring only about ~~*the message*~~ for 12 years >"all games are political incel chud chudcel!" >there's one game with fan service >suddenly they care about the gameplay
hilarious
Turns out that hostile subversive homosexual trannies will say anything just to further their goals of depriving other people of shit they like, who could have ever predicted this?
It's totally not like these groups spam hysterical headline after hysterical headline about "gaytransfolx genocide" or some other nonsense, while simultaneously going and shooting up religious schools or anything... Nah, there certainly isn't some supremely bucket crab mentality in sexual deviants since you have to be mentally ill to be a sexual deviant to begin with, surely not...
her ass is all fricked up looking and her thighs are too big. They need to just copy the 2b design and call it a day. Also is this going to be another turd coomer game like troonygate 3 or is it actually going to have good gameplay? This is why everyone hates you coomer homosexuals, just stick to porn hub.
>her ass is all fricked up looking and her thighs are too big.
Ok troony. >This is why everyone hates you coomer homosexuals, just stick to porn hub.
This is why everyone hates you trannies stick to hanging from a rope.
>that's what zoomers consider a good ass >it's unironically two cheeks of flesh sticking out
ngl but trannies and lardwhales might have a point when they say you zoomers never seen a woman
it honestly looks abnormal, even to a degenerate like me
anon, it's like two half tires attached to a flat surface
asses should look like peaches in that position
No, it's the upper part of the cheeks being flat and the cheeks going into a cross shape closing off the anus, like they're solid pieces
thats what makes it uncanny.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe it's because she's an android? I'm just spitting out ideas, anon. I know the asiatics can draw good asses from what I've seen in their pornwha.
3 months ago
Anonymous
i know you're fricking with me anon but that shit can't be defended >from what i've seen in their pornwha
exactly and i find it personally offensive if you defend that type of shitty anatomy
When it comes to Hogwarts Legacy specifically, I'm willing to bet most of the sales came from 35-year old dudes who remember harry potter and like to sink a bit of time into games between caring for their spawn and spouse.
I kinda doubt there was a "buy a video game to own the libs" thing going on.
>Trannies love female mc games,porn and anime
They don't. They just use the avatar. Show the slightest bit of ecchi or fanservice in the show and they recoil in horror.
There aren't any women here, but the first 2 are obviously true and also the same people. One of them accidentally revealed themselves in another thread in a screenshot of their steam and this is what he looked like. ResetEra member and all.
Yep the stellar blade haters totally exposed themselves with this one definitely not a false flag.
Is that a random troony pic you just grabbed or did you actually put on a wig and a dress on yourself for this?
The only people who hate Stellar Blade are insecure ugly women who can't accept that they're ugly and that beautiful women do actually exist, those women's simps, and troons who want to delete beautiful women from existence so that someone might finally accept their Buffalo bill lookin ass.
>and troons who want to delete beautiful women from existence so that someone might finally accept their Buffalo bill lookin ass.
Why would you insult him like that? At worst he's just an average looking guy, meanwhile the "best" looking troony that """""passes""""" is horrifically, nightmarishly, vomit inducing, soul destroying and sickening to look at.
Depends on your criteria. Sohee's ass is 75% muscle. It is a product of hard work.
More girls should grind squats/etc instead of playing Stardew Valley.
It's sad that a mildly attractive female protagonist is such a novelty in modern AAA gaming that you can actually sell a game on it. I don't even care if the gameplay is absolute trash I'll buy the game just because it's a breath of fresh air to not be assaulted by "women" intentionally designed to be as unappealing and unattractive as possible.
This image is fanfiction to a degree. There was a complete shift in the site's politics that started around 2014. newbies on both sides of the political aisle brought their garbage here. That to me was the year this site died.
>fanfiction to a degree
Not really, there was a lot of classic greentexts about feminist dystopias and the like before then (which ironically are like 75% real now). There never really was a shift in politics, both sides got shit on regularly, it's just that the left is a lot more present in the media cycle, so they get shit on more these days is all.
Reminds me of how plebbithomosexuals come here and try and act like the site is an atheist utopia when it was by far and away the biggest proponent of the neckbeard meme
>n-n-nice l-levisionism
It's so funny to me that a board that is largely irrelevant save for playing capture the flag with some washed up druggy celebrity 8 years ago lives THIS rent free in tourist troon's minds.
>here never really was a shift in politics, both sides got shit on regularly, it's just that the left is a lot more present in the media cycle
I half agree with that, but the site has undeniably become more intense in general.
The body's natural response to a virus is rather violent. Fever, cough, etc., whatever necessary to try and purge it as quickly as possible.
>The board that is more often than not the fastest board in the website >Irrelevant
As I said, dishonest homosexual.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>l-le dishonest!!!1!
Says the nog looking at statistics as if they mean anything lmfao
99.999% of posts on /misc/ are just slide threads trying to farm (You)s, you'd know this if you ever actually went there tourist-kun, but instead you'll keep mistakenly believing they're some evil mastermind behind every post shitting on you/your gay ass beliefs on the internet.
Try again.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>99.999% of posts on /misc/ are just slide threads trying to farm (You)s
In my experience they usually succeed, homosexual. You're also forgetting about the generals, moron.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>m-muh generals
That's cool and all, but what does it have to do with the board living rent free in your head still, tribalistic subhuman that can only see in black and white?
>Says the nog looking at statistics as if they mean anything lmfao
He's not me, I'm the nog looking at stats.
And yes, they do mean something.
I was there and do remember this place being flooded by all sorts of newbies including goobergaters, tumblrites, redditors, youtube commet parasites and stormhomosexuals.
You would know this if you were here.
They really don't, and election tourists and the like existing still doesn't address what I said earlier which you conveniently glossed over since it wasn't expedient for this agenda you got.
It's just so funny to me that these days you can still shit on every single group, any religion, and political persuasion on this site except if it aligns with leftoids/wokies completely uncontested, but the moment it happens you are met with the autistic screeching of "le heckin' /misc/tard!!11!!". Funny how that works, eh?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Because the board is very relevant despite your claims of it being irrelevant. Stop deflecting.
3 months ago
Anonymous
A bunch of apes flinging shit at each other with a few groups here and there amongst them not doing so doesn't have any actual impact on the rest of the site, it's just a convenient scapegoat for tourists to cry about to duck out of any criticism of their objectively shit posts and general homosexualry.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>A bunch of apes flinging shit at each other with a few groups here and there amongst them not doing so
That is an apt description of several different places on this site.
3 months ago
Anonymous
No shit?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Says the nog looking at statistics as if they mean anything lmfao
He's not me, I'm the nog looking at stats.
And yes, they do mean something.
I was there and do remember this place being flooded by all sorts of newbies including goobergaters, tumblrites, redditors, youtube commet parasites and stormhomosexuals.
>here never really was a shift in politics, both sides got shit on regularly, it's just that the left is a lot more present in the media cycle
I half agree with that, but the site has undeniably become more intense in general.
This image is fanfiction to a degree. There was a complete shift in the site's politics that started around 2014. newbies on both sides of the political aisle brought their garbage here. That to me was the year this site died.
>be assman >be rabid Wuxia consumer who plays every Wuxia game >have no interest in this game
I guess Nier Automata was all I needed to get my fill of this type of game
Give me a male character and I'll play it
I'm not 19 anymore, I don't need an ass constantly jiggling in my face to enjoy a game. If they advertise it this wildly it makes me think it's the game's crutch
>I'm a whipped, conditioned cuck whose testosterone all dried up and fell for all the psyops demonizing my sexuality, I'm so mature and above all this guise please say I'm cool please please please
God damn, you homosexuals are so miserable.
>noooo you HAVE to enjoy the pornbaiting slop >y-you HAVE to circlejerk with the zoomers experiencing their first boner over a game
Nah, have a nice day. You're the whipped moron this desperate to shill a game which thinks it needs to sell based on sexuality
It's 2024. You can just say you like wiener.
I jerk off to futa so I regularly stare at wiener and asses fatter than this bimbo protag's. I am objectively better than you
>immediately some fallacy about masturbation
Oh okay, so you actually are just an actual, unironic homosexual homosexual since you can't stop thinking about other men and their wieners, thanks for the update on that info bud.
I said that because I knew it'd make you seethe and hyperfixate on it because it's all that's on your brain, and the only excuse you have, moron
You're just defending more coomer shit while saying anyone who doesn't like it has to be gay. That means you're a homosexual zoomer
>a-actually I suddenly brought up dudes and wieners and circlejerking out of nowhere so you would t-talk about it, h-haha
Wow epic "own" there buddy, you're totally not gay as hell.
Seems my little comment about your desperation for approval really stung, huh? Don't worry dude, you're so totally heckin' neat for announcing that you don't touch your wiener anymore to the whole thread and totally aren't an insufferable freak.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>wa waaa how DARE you criticize the big gaming company >I am DEFINITELY not just trying to defend my right to jerk off
You're free to jerk off all you like, zoomergay. But it's better for you to jerk off to porn when you want porn and play a game when you want a game. You shouldn't be playing a game specifically to get you in the mood to jerk off like a brainrotted moron. And you certainly shouldn't be spending your precious hours where you aren't jerking off defending the game that you want to jerk off to if you want to be taken seriously
3 months ago
Anonymous
>some schizo shit about defending companies
What the hell are you on about homogay? I never once said this.
Meds. >muh fallacy again
Cool
Didn't read the rest, come back when you can speak like a human instead of an estrogen poisoned, buzzword spamming shitposter.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>fallacy fallacy fallacy
Black person if you're going to play fallacy bingo, at least start saying which ones I used so you can pretend you've got an argument beyond >noooooooooo you're just GAY if you don't like this generic slop that focuses on the protag's ass
3 months ago
Anonymous
>WAHHHHHH STOP POINTING OUT MY BAD FAITH homosexual POSTS WAHHHHHH JUMP THROUGH HOOPS FOR ME SO I CAN HANDWAVE ANYTHING YOU SAY YET AGAIN
KWAB, no
I think you're better off going back to your nofap threads on plebbit kiddo, don't know why you were thinking you'd get approval for those posts on Ganker of all places but I at least hope you learned your lesson this time.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>noooo you CAN'T criticize the game >nooo you're just HANDWAVING everything I say even though my literal only argument from the beginning has been that you're gay if you don't like this
Wow nice loop back, moron. I know you're desperate to defend the big gaming company which is producing the thing you'll jerk off to for a week and you don't want your limpdick to run out of juice, but there's no need to seethe this bad
People are allowed to dislike generic slop even if you consume it like a human toilet
3 months ago
Anonymous
You didn't criticize the game though? All you did was go >Hmmm yeah I don't touch my dick anymore guise isn't that just swell?
And you proceeded to get trashed on, as one should for off-topic homosexual plebbitry.
Again, by all means, I'm willing to have a discussion instead of making fun of you whenever you want to actually start posting in good faith instead of spamming fallacies and discord troony buzzwords, until then please continue bawling your eyes out while I dab on you.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>reddit sarcasmspeak
You sure showed him
3 months ago
Anonymous
>samegayging and projecting
Now this is getting sad
I'm interested, the game looks promising. But hasn't the company never actually made an action game before? I'm prepared for the gameplay to be mediocre. But still hoping for the best.
It's their first "real" game. Although, it's pretty much the same case with Lies of P last year and that game did fine, so I'm not going to pass my judgment on this just yet.
wowee they took Blade and Soul and combined it with Nier Automata. This will definitely be a game I remember after a week and totally not because I saw her on rule 34
>le attractive women = le porn!!!1!
Just reminded this homosexual thought he would get support posting false equivalencies and his thinly veiled nofap homosexual shit earlier KWAB
Anyway I'm out of this thread, you tourist troons can keep seething about /misc/ until you die kek
Let's just get this out of the way:
I'm the husband of Eve. Maciej Nowicki
Yes, true
wut? who?
Maciej, Husband of Eve, the best wife
what's the deal with this guy? seems like he posts this in every thread
Meant for
and
.
no i didn't
Ganker already doesn’t have the most mentally sane posters and this developers previous work is a shallow gacha game so you can’t expect the most intellectual posts from these threads.
based Stella's hubby
Ass too big.
One day you just gotta admit you're gay anon
Nice projection, he's right btw
He's wrong btw.
have a nice day coomer rightoid.
How am I projecting? Have you ever looked up Victorian dresses?
>Sweet Baby Inc and other ESG companies make females in games ugly
>why are you complaining about the uglyfication of women in gaming, you fricking misogy-I mean coomer!
Legs too thick
The ass is actually fine as is
Agreed, that picture is outdated though and always looked strange. It's the most ridiculous though so it's always reposted even though the character doesn't look like that anymore
>Legs too thick
homie you gay
Wrong, you could argue the thigh to asscheek ratio is too much
the ass is acceptable, but her thighs are wayyyy too big.
This is a tencent game, expect relentless shilling just like Baldur's Gay.
Proof?
Good. Tencent should release more games.
>coombait slop
you posted the coomer not wanting the coomer game i dont get it
he wants to better himself. I respect that
>reddit tourist tries to meme
lurk 2 more years before posting again, Black person homosexual
I wonder who is behind this post
And what is a woman?
>Reddit screencap of a screencap of assmongol
The absolute STATE of nugay Ganker
We must go deeper
>green-haired nog thinks she's an example of a real woman
Real women are ugly, fat and black and nobody want's to look that monster
They made krusty the clown a Black person. Is nothing sacred?
>browses reddit
Go back gay
Does anyone remember the time when coomer meme was reference to pornography addiction instead of men who like hot women? I miss that.
Always trust redditards to be insufferable.
It was never that, newbie, it was always a literal discord troony buzzword to bypass the filter on "cumbrain" which was used explicitly to beat people over the head if they talked about censorship at all.
Go back.
>hurr
homosexual
Go back to gab, christcuck.
Christcucks hate heterosexuality.
>Christcucks hate heterosexuality.
What the frick? Just say you hate self improvement gays and pol tards or something
kys
i will now play your game
Won't they get cancelled for this?
To get cancelled you need something to lose, it's difficult to cancel someone with nothing.
They cancelled 2 feminists who b***hed about the female character not being ugly enough during an investor meeting.
Good!
Only good feminists is a barefoot and pregnant feminist who makes her man one hell of a sandwich.
you cant cancel asian games, they cant even read english
Tell that to Square Enix.
>cancelled
no just censored by trannies before its released
Not until we make japan 100% diverse!
>ass homosexuals
tell me you're a mutt without telling me you're a mutt
I sold my PS5 last year because there were no games. And I'll buy this game on the PS store, even though I can't play it. I fricking love devs that don't hate their audience.
Way to out yourself for having a tiny wienerlet.
>hears mutt
>immediately thinks of America
>see "do _ really"
>fill in the blanks
>normal gays see lego
>we see a "kekking based frog"
Ganker is my favorite sitcom.
Way to out yourself as being old and obese
ACK !
Bro you've gotta give a name. Please.
I know she has a twitter account.
Broooo that doesn't narrow it down at all there's like a billion 2b cosplayers.
Her name's Rizunya. Man you guys are lazy.
https://twitter.com/rizunya/status/1396251805001011201
Wait did she do a nsfw 2b stream? I've looked all over for one.
he's right you know, asses are for poor 3rd worlders
Based Argentina. But what is going on in Iceland?
no shitskins like butts because they have gay parasites that makes them lust for anus and feces, real healthy humans look at asses because the ass, hip ratio and body fat is a sign of a healthy person who is breeding material
>no shitskins like butts because they have gay parasites
must be why shitskin countries have like 6 children per woman meanwhile white countries have like 0.8 because shitskins are the gay ones
boobs - india
Ass - Pure Icelandic vikings
Boobs & Ass - New money
Head to shoulder ratio, flat chest, collarbones, prepubescence - old money
>historic tyrants and oligarchs are ghoul pedophiles
yeah probably
>Pajeets and Pakis
>White
have a nice day flat ass-loving homosexual.
They are literally Aryans you groyper
>Dravidian Subhumans get raped by Aryan chads
Four millenia later
>Saar we wuz real Arya pls redeem what I said
People actually shape their sexuality based on this graph to try to be more white.
They all use that one chart, like pornhub is the only pornsite on the internet too.
cope, breasts are for the Aryan chads
this tells you relative preference and not the margin.
a 51% boobs vs. 49% butt is gonna still win boobs
Im from peru, asses were not a thing there until US cultured influenced them, it was all avout breasts. Even girls who were considered to have big asses had much smaller asses to what is considered big now.
aren't those the countries that have sex though
shitdicking and carpet munching is quite literally not sex
The population in those countries ar approaching the threshold for replacement on their birthrate too. Shit's fricked everywhere, anon.
>ASS IS REDDIT breasts ARE Ganker
You can like all of a woman. Not everything is website-centric autism.
I'm English and I like women's bottoms
So non-white?
I'm white, European whatever you want. I like women, don't you?
>white
>european
Now you're just baiting
I'm not baiting for saying where I'm from. Do you like men's bottoms instead anon? That's okay.
English people aren't white dude
I don't really care dude and no one else does
You trued to claim your not a mutt and still like ass. I pointed out you are in fact a mutt
You are brown.
Like your mother?
>English people aren't white
Interesting. Who do you consider white?
Italians,Greeks,Turkish etc.
Real whites were mediterrenians with curly brown hair,brown eyes and olive skin blue eyes,pale skin and blonde hair came from asian immigrants from causus mountains thats why we call blonde people CAUCUS-ASIAN CAUCASIAN they are asian not white.
HAHAHAHAHA IS THIS homie SERIOUS LMFAOOOO I AM DYING
You will never be white asian mutt.
Sure anon, I'll always be asian and you swarthy Greeks with always be whi--pffffffhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Real whites were browns
Did you even fricking read what you have shat out before sending it?
t.jamal francisco smith
But they're koreans.
American satellite country
>redditspeak
It's all so tiresome.
>le reddit
stfu homosexual tourist
>asshomosexuals
we are talking about Stellar Blade, not League of Legends here, anon
>>ass homosexuals
>those who remember
I am whiter and hate gays way more than you ever will, chink.
flat chest and a firm round butt is top tier
kys Black person
BASED
Modern Americans are all brainwashed israelitemutts
Old Americans all liked huge breasts
Just look at classic hollywood, nobody like Marilyn Monroe for her ass it was for her breasts
>A game developer that realises that sex sells
>in 2024
Pretty based, don't know about the game though
Watch it flop in a week because "sex sells" has been proven time and again to be a myth
You seem upset not every woman looks like a manhwa frickdoll with big breasts and with barely any clothes on. Watching porn should fix that instead of demanding every woman look the way you want them to
It's not going to flop at the looks of it, try again at launch, troony.
You seem way too confident in this mid action game
>While this is kinda sad, I couldn't give less of a frick.
Yes, you are a very sad man. Perhaps that's why you're mad not every woman is a plastic bimbo
>Putting same words in my mouth again, in a reply to me denying those accusations no less
Well, it's clear now to me that you do not intend to have an actual conversation, but, rather, aim to belittle me and make me look silly in the eyes of your 60iq brethren incapable of following a conversation, judging messages by the assumed tone of voice of their author. With that, I'm off to my bad business and you have yourself a bad day, you subversive parasite.
You already look moronic, declaring your love for fictional women. Do you really think Eve and Lily will jump out of the screen and frick you?
Do you really think you'll make me frick you by trashtalking me on the internet for my superior tastes?
Also
>Love=fricking
You've just said lot more about yourself than you'd ever expect you could with just two sentences of, basically, a sugarcoated insult.
If you're that upset about fictional characters putting you off the market, maybe it's your self that you should be concerned about, not the people admiring them.
>not every woman is a plastic bimbo
Right, some of them are plastic troonys
Dumb bait. I wish people would stop responding to shit like this but I guess if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
>You seem upset not every woman looks like a manhwa frickdoll with big breasts and with barely any clothes on
While this is kinda sad, I couldn't give less of a frick.
>Watching porn should fix that instead of demanding every woman look the way you want them to
What am I demanding? You are the one demanding media to uglify their characters for whatever reason.
Go back with the other troons
Well said.
You seem upset whenever you come across a female character that isn't a dumpy Jay Leno jawed cave troll like you. Hope you can get over your seething inadequacy someday.
So what happens when it comes out and it's just more uninspired Koreaslop? You culture warriors will just move onto your next game?
>So what happens when it comes out and it's just more uninspired Koreaslop?
Same thing as westernslop with woke garbage, we forget about it and move onto the next game to shit post about.
we use our PS5s and play FF7Rebirth then
We hype up the next mid game to "own the libs" like we did with Hogwarts Legacy, a game everyone stopped playing after a week, and blame the culture war we started on said libs
>people stopped playing a single player game
no shit, troon
Better a mid game than a subpar woke game be honest gaming has degrade so much that mid game is the highest that a gaming can achive
I don't like AIslop thoughever
It could be the greatest game ever made and you would still call it Koreaslop because of the sexy lady.
First day buy.
You only hype this mid game because of sexy lady
Anon, if you don't care, why are you still giving (you)s to people who call this game out on its tacky marketing and design?
>You only hype this mid game because of sexy lady
Yes, attractive attracts an audience
Uglyness repels
>You only hype this mid game because of sexy lady
I sure will.
If it was the greatest game ever it wouldn't need to advertise explicitly based on the sexy lady. It could just show real gameplay. The devs definitely spent more time modelling her ass than any level you'll play in
we will pretend its good like Palworld
Supposedly it's a Nier Automata clone
I didn't like the gameplay of that game either but most people did so it will be fine
It will most definitely be utterly generic and factually not worth playing.
The only thing it will be good for is extracting the models and making rule 34 of it.
are we pretending china will ever release a decent game? Warframe, a game from the 2010s looks better than this and its free
Please come to PC
>nu-Ganker will tell you, you are gay if you say this
>Dare I say that gaming is back?
Only if everyone actually buys the game instead of just praising it online.
Remember when vee defended ff16 to high heaven for their stance on "no blacks" and then proceeded to not buy the game and make a hate campaign on it because it was PS5 exclusive? And now ffviir-2 has 50% blacks? You gays don't support what you want and then cry when devs adjust BECAUSE OF LITERALLY YOU
No because that shit b literally never happened.
just because it has no Black folk doesnt automatically make it a good game
and it has literal homosexual gay homosexual characters, you moronic troony
it's still woke garbage
Soul..
What level of cultivation is she there?
Underrated
The ost for this game is 100% going to be banger. I loved destiny child's ost
Kakkoii ne
This reminds me of Megarace 2, you've probably never heard of it.
I've got a tube she can slide on.
That's a stellar... blade. YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
SONIC HEROOOES
>ps2 era grind rail segments are back
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lmao, I'm considering buying the game just because of this.
>#2 on US PSN Pre-orders
lol wat
https://store.playstation.com/en-us/category/3bf499d7-7acf-4931-97dd-2667494ee2c9/1
>AAAA already jobbing
Based. I hope this game succeeds. But that trailer was bad so I'm not sure.
They should have focused on Hannah and eve's assets.. The voice acting was shit
Codychads we made it.
>drag queen's dogma 2 didnt even make the list
kwab
>forced slop posting
sovless, you push verbal ugliness
>forced
>slop
>soulless
>doesnt even know soulless has two Ls
oof, how ironic
>grammar gayging is the hill to die on after buzzword/anagram dumping
kettle meet pot, he's calling you a midwit.
are you moronic?
you're the one who spammed buzzwords, i just quoted you, nincompoop
>Paying more for a digital version
Consoomers make me sick.
I bought both versions so I can own that ass physically and digitally.
to be fair FFVII would probably be higher if you combined its uh.... four jesus skus
That right! stellar Blade ia goty too!
>https://nitter.net/Gassy1581959/status/1755839050747982084
>maybe people nowadays are actually willing to speak up against something wrong morally questionable maybe people started to grow up maybe people actually care about the quality of games
Peeminist cope
See the difference between japanese and asiatics is that that Japanese understand subtlety and asiatics just copy without understanding the source
there are many kinds of butts but what makes 2b butt special, everything focuses on her butt even though her back is exposed you still look at the butt being the centerpiece of the object, its a nice butt and not distracting it compliments the player
however asiaticshit has too much distracting and needless attention everywhere, you aren't focusing on the important thing just shitty asiatic design like a transformer or marvel movie, all useless shit to distract you from the actual backstory
>Japanese understand subtlety
best thing about all this shilling is seeing niergays seething relentlessly
I mean, the game has strong "Nier at home" vibes about it. If that's what you want, great. Don't let me stop you. I might play it myself.
I don't understand that logic.
>play Nier
>now what
>not-Nier releases
>play it
Are you saying that people would fight not-Nier for the sake of brand loyalty? But why?
IDK if it's a joke, but in my experience it is so true. Like chinks often do so much overdesigned moronic crap, just look at genshit.
Yeah it's like they just kept adding shit to Eve's design. Why are all Korean designs like that actually? Maybe it's just their style, can't fault that I suppose.
2B got the perfect butt size and overall proportions.
>Japanese understand subtlety
Eve..My beautiful, cute masterpiece, the best relationship in the universe. I'm so happy!
I-play-as-a-female-character-to-not-look-at-a-man's-ass-while-playing-CHADs, rise up.
I-play-as-a-female-character-to-not-look-at-a-man's-ass-while-playing-CHAD reporting in
>the whole fate of videogame industry is resting on her back.
SHE CAN DO IT! i know it!
Damn..
>both posts have 0 likes
Do you scour twatter all day looking for something to get mad at?
yes
>maybe, just maybe
Opinion IMMEDIATELY discarded
>the female form is immoral
okay christo fascist
>blaming christians for israeli tricks
christianity is judaism for goyim
Not until this becomes commonplace.
One developer being based won't save the industry.
>cumbrain slop
Grow up
>noooo girls in games need to be ugly so they are not obejectifi- I mean coomed to because I'm definitely not a Whiteknight
>Judging or caring about what other people like
No, YOU grow up.
fricking irony
Is the game PS5 only or is it coming to PC too?
I'm wondering the same. It looks fun as shit, but I'm not buying a PS5 to play it.
let's be realistic here
what gaymes are those?
PS5 only
it's coming to PC in maybe a year
Sorry but i only care if it have cute costumes and cloth damage...
I only buy games with hot sexualized female characters with coomer outfits so I'll buy this game
I feel like apart of a psyop and my life is a truman show, white monster tasted like fricking shit.
>apart of
this shit triggers my autism more than it should
ofcourse it would
You fell for viral marketing
Not even the most chad part of the quote.
I can tell this guy had one hand on his sausage when he said that
>entertainment targeted for adults
Complainers confirmed as diaper shitting homosexual morons, neat.
>Subtly telling the angry gays and feminists to grow up
White males must be seething right now LMFAO
Already censored, who cares.
Source?
their ass
where is the vegana closest to? The sternum or below the clavicle?
As soon as Japan got 1% pozzed and wokecels were celebrating, Korea comes in and sends women back to the middle ages again for our enjoyment 🙂
Or some stupid shit like that.
Slopcels arent chadmaxing, basedpilling or soulrizzing like us kino sigmas.
This game has no chance when comes to reviews right? I can already see a review praising some aspects of the game, let's say the combat, rpg elements, map etc but then there's going to be that huge paragraph talking about how Eve looks, the costumes, camera shots so... 6/10
>This game has no chance when comes to reviews right?
Obviously lol. People are already sick of the shilling and its months out. By release mo one will want to hear about it anymore. The marketing is aggressively Korean and unsavory.
>The marketing is aggressively Korean and unsavory.
There's been like 2 standard Playstation trailers. Frick off troon
Dont call me a slur but yeah the marketing is so aggressive like everything korean that fails in the west.
Korea cant make a move into the west after the 8 goddesses cult happened. Someone needs to have an intervention so sorks know they are wasting their time throwing good money after bad.
>Dont call me a slur
>an actually troony
Kek
Reviewers don't really do that, last game that had a bad review for sexy women was Bayonetta 2 and that was only Polygon.
The woke news titles are just for clickbaits, if you start doing moronic scores on games you will lose users for sure.
Sony literally funded the game. They wont do shit if they don't want to get blacklisted and excluded from the select group that gets review codes
Gaming never left. Korea will understand no one cares about them eventually
The combat has to be good, the sexy character is the hook but the combat has to be good to be widely loved as a video game.
I mean, the video game has to be good. If it's anything but a really fun video game, no one will remember Eve after a week.
Build this shit anon, games are back on the menu
>inb4 coomer consoomer
YES
finally
I will now play your game.
>toes on the b***h on the right
is this ai?????
sauce
reverse was useless
Her ass isn't even the good part. It's that skindentation tigh pudge from the thigh belt.
>literally even ripping off automata's marketing
how shameless can they get?
having a total of 1.3 minutes worth of actual gameplay to look at right now.
>sure not copy the game that sold billions
>sold billions
Actually more like 7.5 million(as of 2023).
>Nier automata
what there is a game about 2b?
>we're going after the cooming anti-denuvo audience
Enjoy your layoffs.
i swear she looks like Jill Valentine in some shots
Ok I think that the Deluxe Edition it's worth it
You can get that suit in the base game, DD version is just a recolor. Eve's anyways, I dont know about Lily's.
God, I hope they keep the jiggle. The ass is nice but I'll always be a breastgay through and through.
>PS5
As much as I'm excited for the game, this is a questionable choice.
They should release it in other platforms too
Like Xbox and Switch?
>Xbox
>Gaming is back!
Wait, what? Did someone revolutionise game design again? Tell me more about this "Virtua Fighter" or "Mario 64" of the 2020s!
>No, some Korean developer with a questionable portfolio is making a game with samedoll faces and butt shots!
Okay, but what about the gameplay or game design?
>Who cares? I can fap to hentai tranime games on PlayStation again!
B-but you just have faceblindness!! See?? You can clearly tell the one girl has bigger eyes and lips than the other!!! NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX
>B-but you just have faceblindness!! See?? You can clearly tell the one girl has bigger eyes and lips than the other!!!
And what the frick else do you need to consider their faces different? They are as different as they can be while staying in boundaries of game's art style and overall attractiveness.
>NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX
True, I'll never stick my penis in creatures of your kind, you fat smelly goblin. I'd very much rather jerk off to attractive fictional characters than frick some random awful gorilla just because YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX MHMM OKAY.
Please. They're about as different as Tekken 8's female characters. Just a wig and some makeup with maybe some tweaks to their asses and breasts.
Also there's that attitude again. Are you sure you won't be better off interacting with actual women?
>Please. They're about as different as Tekken 8's female characters. Just a wig and some makeup with maybe some tweaks to their asses and breasts.
Not that I give a damn, as I said, different enough within the bonds of attractiveness and art style.
>Are you sure you won't be better off interacting with actual women?
Yes, I'm 100% sure that I'm better off with my fictional characters than with some moronic ugly armpit-haired fat dog.
>Man interacts with woman
>Woman tells him “I don’t like your attitude. Go interact with a real woman.”
>???
>Are you sure you won't be better off interacting with actual women
Yeah, real women are bunch of c**t and we know when we aren't wanted
I hate morons who complane about same face when in average humans are going to have the same face in real life
>Did someone revolutionize game design again?
Yeah, about 8 years ago game design was revolutionized by some brown roastie b***hing about vidya women looking better than her. This game, thankfully, ignores that revolution, that's why gaming is back.
b***h we didn't invent Graphicscards as powerful as RTX4090 just for it to show ugly women if you want ugly women in games go play with Playstation 1 era games
I need an answer:
Is Sony's CEO and directors Japanese?
I will support Sony again if there's not a single drop of amerimutt stain on it.
>Is Sony's CEO and directors Japanese?
Yes. Are you so brainrotted from shitposts on Ganker you think a Japanese company actually has an American as a ceo?
Sony as in Sony Playstation? Some Japanese man is replacing Jim Ryan but I doubt things will change. Shit like that usually spreads throughout the company.
Jim Ryan is not even American, anyway.
It's already been censored. The original trailer had much more jiggle, while the new one is static. Wouldn't be surprised if it's censored even more before release.
You keep saying this while posting zero evidence
https://twitter.com/Kyle71587765/status/1755791810755199131
The shills are already coming up with cope or ignoring it.
>The original trailer had much more jiggle
the original trailer came out 5 years ago, it probably wasnt actual gameplay and was completely pre-rendered
they changed the whole model since then, the body, the face and outfit are all different
or do you think they had the game almost completed 5 years ago and somehow took until now to release it
>Genric ching slop
I sleep
>Genric ching slop with (ass)et
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm cooming take my money!!! Gaming is saved!!!
It's generic Korean game. Korean game developers spend all their time crafting avatar creation systems before dumping the player into an MMO grind game, it's their only genre and quite sad. This thread and many other Stellar Blade threads are: Twitter screen cap rage bait, Reddit screen cap rage bait, shameless YouTuber rage bait, and then organic Korean music idol WEBM spam. The marketing for this game is Western game culture warrior engagement rage bait.
Translation is god awful with a stilted English delivery. I remember dozens of coomer games on the PS2 and PC. Even graphic cards had coomer girls on the product. Instead of buying a Ganker ad for their game, they have to do "engagement rage bait".
>Buy the game and OWN the culture warriors on the other side!
>Sony is SEETHING and you can make them angrier by this one simple trick of buying a Sony 2nd party published game!
>Irrelevant Korean pop idol and Twitter/Reddit/Youtubers posts
I think I'll buy the Tomb Raider Remaster collection and wait to see Stellar Blade's reviews. Marketers are so transparent like /misc/ addicts still in the frontlines OWNING the hecking feminists, makes it look like the devs have no faith in their own product.
It's Hogwarts Legacy all over again, this time with more coom to mask its mid gameplay. Watch this game die in a week like HL did
I do love it when trannies cry and seethe. It makes the day that much more enjoyable.
How about you stop harrasing VTubers you autistic troony
Openly leftist, troony supporting western e-prostitutes getting trashed on by trannies was pretty amusing to witness in realtime.
What were the trannies even mad about the game has bodytype 1/2,half the cast is black and theres even a trans character you have to do a quest for getting her HRT back from a mountain troll etc.
Was it just paid actors to market the game.
>Was it just paid actors to market the game.
brooo no way that modern day social media marketing generating drama for attention could ever be fake
no way bro
always buy product your enemies™ dislike bro
JK Rowling is a TERF and, despite gaining no money past some initial licensing money for the game, troonoids immediately started a campaign against anyone promoting or playing the game. They even resorting to making websites and other shit for cataloging any streamers/notable people playing the game like some very, very petty "shitlist".
Like you said too, the game itself is rather pozzed too, so it makes it even funnier that they are attacking it. Not really surprising though withe woketards, if you stop drinking the koolaid even just ONCE you are public enemy number one. That's the deal with JK Rowling, she was the left's absolute darling for supporting all the pozzed shit they like EXCEPT trannies, so they cast her aside like a toy they got bored of and started harassing everyone and everything associated with Harry Potter/her in any capacity.
terfs are right to be mad because the mtf trannsexuals are legitimately stealing their jobs because they fill up diversity quotas as if they were a real woman.
HYAAAAAAAAH
You’ll find haters that are out to destroy gaming no matter the platform or fan base. The fact there’s no cash shop yet is nice let’s hope they don’t go full moron before release.
>Sees tummy
>Immediately thinks of porn
These people have zero self-awareness. Just like the ones who says orcs are a metafor for Black folk.
granted, tummy is the best part of a woman
The same people that immediately think of children when they see blatant adult characters. Closet pedophiles projecting
>tamest risque outfit imaginable, all you can see is midriff and tifa's legs
>WOW THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE PORNOGRAPHY
Zoomers are so fricking broken. Holy shit. Just utterly brainwashed.
Jesus Christ the artstyle is horrible
The appreciation of beautiful women, even when expressed politely, is frowned upon. Compliment ugly women and nothing else.
>mfw I just preordered the digital deluxe edition
Koreans have yet to make a single good game.
They made Lies of P homosexual.
Huh, no wonder it looks so soulless. Anyway, thanks for proving my point.
>pretending Lies of P is a shit game
The cope is strong with this one
Ironic.
Troubleshooter
The gameplay-to-ass shots ratio on this game is horrendous.
Is there like... Any video about it's gameplay? The thing that you will be doing in the game? The GAMEplay?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Surely all of you aren't interested in this game just because the woman isn't ugly?
I'm sold.
No. And these threads are spammed constantly with the same rage bait links of feminists or whatever who are SUPER ANGRY. Remember the show Velma on HBO? Imagine it being shared and liked for engagement purposes, even if you hate it, you comment on it and they approve more. Like the atrocious English dub they pretend isn't a problem. I have no idea how the game even shakes up compared to Nier, Bayonetta, Ninja Gaiden, or Devil May Cry because the marketing department is very stealthy when making threads for culture warriors to OWN the other side of X conflict.
Who do you think you're fooling here
>Ask for gameplay
>"Who do you think you're fooling here"
Telling.
...everyone here that you're a massive shill?
Yes, yes you are. Glad to see some honesty from you for fricking once.
SHUT THE FRICK UP homosexual!!! Stop pretending that you care about gameplay when the past 10 years there had only been walking simulation, sony cinematic trash and battle royal clones with tag in crafty looty mmo grind fest Stellar Blade has more gameplay than all your wokeslop combined and the only thing that matters is how pretty it looks and Stellar Blade looks amazing
>Y-You don't care about gameplay
>The only thing that matters is how pretty it looks
Stop accusing others of what you are, culture war homosexual.
He pointed out exactly what you are and no amount of denial is going to convince us otherwise.
>dozens of actual coomer threads are up
>other games with no gameplay BUT with Debra Nigson and others are being discussed all the time
>hardly any mentions of gameplay
Meanwhile, Stellar Blade threads:
>ummm chuddies not gonna play this fricking COOMER game, right?
>b-but where is the gameplay?
>THERE'S NO GAMEPLAY! STOP GETTING EXCITED! FRICKING COOMERS! THAT'S NOT WHAT I- uh I meant A REAL WOMEN LOOK LIKE
>Stellar Blade threads
>the OP literally talks about how the devs know you're going to be staring at ass all game because it's all has
>other threads
>probably not doing that
Real mystery dude.
>Stellar Blade threads
>the OP literally talks about how the devs know you're going to be staring at ass all game because it's all has
>or not
>full of resetera raiders with same copypaste complaints regardless
>other threads
>probably not doing that
Welcome aboard, tourist! Unfortunately, we do not accept moronic people. Please, leave.
>The gameplay-to-ass shots ratio on this game is horrendous.
>Is there like... Any video about it's gameplay? >The thing that you will be doing in the game? >The GAMEplay?
>You know what I'm talking about, right?
>Surely all of you aren't interested in this game just because the woman isn't ugly?
Have seriously NOBODY seen the olympics before? This ass is weak game compared to real athletes.
Provide proof to back up your claim.
>PS5 exclusive
NOOO
the game is inconsistent garbage, the guy should look as frickable as the girls
bisexual rage
i cant wait for some xitteroid to post a picture of her ass in blender subdivided to frick and back and be like "omg guys the devs made her ass a bajillion million polygons isnt that so wacky and funny!!!" and get a million likes and retweets
Boy it sure feels ResetEra in here
I'm still not buying a ps5.
>asiaticslop
nah
Gaming was back the moment palworld dropped, from the soulful Asians, not the feminist shithole Asians. Enjoy your grindy micro stores
>soulful Asians
>actually believing asians as a whole have anything resembling a soul
china has the red sun in the sky
japan has yamato damashi
korea has the kim dynasty
all soulful. southeast asians need not apply.
people will enjoy things regardless of how much you piss and shit about it
>Gaming was back the moment palworld dropped, from the soulful Asians
The Indians?
Very SOVL KINO credits saar Palworld.
What's wrong with sexualised designs if pornography is legal?
The normalization of hardcore porngoraphy, combined with the demonization of all other forms of titillation, have resulted in zoomers thinking anything involving a sexy lady must be for jacking off, and is therefore indecent.
It's why the sentiment of "I don't always want to jerk off" is so common among them. They really think that every time they see a sexy lady they're supposed to jerk off.
But that's kind of what I'm getting at, the devs could say that it's not a video game with sexy designs and that it's actually just porn with an interactive layer and there'd be no actual issue with it. Other than maybe snoy getting upset but that's a platform thing and wouldn't cause a problem on steam.
Well that would be untrue, and besides that, declaring it pornography would it earn an AO rating, which means no retailer would carry it.
...except steam
It's a PS5 exclusive my friend.
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
But I did have breakfast.
Listen, it doesn't matter if your proposition wouldn't cause an issue on Steam because it's not going to be on Steam anyway, at least not for a while.
fricking hell you're moronic
Look, your proposition is fricking stupid. It is obviously a video game. It is obviously not pornography. Publishers don't need to be pussyfooting around with categorization to make sexy women more palatable to braindead zoomers, zoomers need to wake the frick up and realize that the female body isn't explicit and that compulsively jerking off every time they see a woman that isn't objectively ugly is abnormal.
>zoomers need to wake the frick up and realize that the female body isn't explicit and that compulsively jerking off every time they see a woman that isn't objectively ugly is abnormal
Zoomers didn't have any trouble mastrubating to Baldur's Gate 3 with all the gay content
It's also coming to pc. Assuming the game delivers gameplay that's as good looking as Eve, I'm willing to buy it twice and just use my younger brother's PS5 until then. It's not like he uses it for anything other than playing UFC nowadays anyway.
This explains a lot. I wonder what zoomers think when they go to the beach.
>thinking anything involving a sexy lady must be for jacking off
Ahhh yes i see all these posts discussing the lore and gameplay of Stellar Blade this garbage definitely wasnt just made for coombait.
We just love the premise of the game and the gameplay mechanics look so good thats why we never bring what this game is about or how it plays and every thread about this garbage is just a group jerking off session interrupted sometimes by a rant about da SJWs and the west.
Besides there's a bunch of ugly characters in most western games now. What's wrong with at least one game having actually decent to good looking characters characters to look at? People are free to not buy this game if they don't like how the characters look, just don't be a whiny b***h about it. Funny thing is, thanks to their loud whining it's help promote the game more than Sony has because its gotten people to talk about the game like that bum Asmongold.
People are free to be whiny and developers are free to make whatever they want, you already know this or you’d be complaining every time a thread gets made b***hing about dev inserted politics in games.
Woke Leftist /Feminist aren't people so no they aren't free to whine
Don't talk as if you are any better /misc/tard.
>developers are free to make whatever they want
Except they aren't since they have woke investors with guns pointed to their heads with the threat of financial ruination if they ever stop pushing The Message™.
Surprisingly, the game this thread is based around does seem to exist.
shift up is swimming in gacha money
ShiftUp is quite literally the only developer out there that pre-emptively took action against the mind virus infecting their company by firing feminists in it a while ago, they're an exception.
And honestly, just barely. It took feminists doing fricked up shit across the entirety of SK for them to finally start taking action against the cancer.
Funny how some people mocked their game for being heavily on fanservice and it would fail, only for the game to go on to make 400 million in one year.
>What's wrong with sexualised designs if pornography is legal?
it just feels cheap when a video games is filled with graphic and unnecessary "sexy" scenes. Also, some game devs seem to use sexualized women to distract from their otherwise horrid writing and gameplay.
>Inb4 bawd-shaming
the majority of "bawd-shaming" I see is people calling out gross men for oversexualizing women without fleshing out their characters such as the Twitter challenge to write yourself like a male author would.
Which that's, of course, not bawd-shaming.
>it just feels cheap
And woke games ARE cheap
>when a video games is filled with graphic and unnecessary "sexy" scenes.
Stellar Blade doesn't have sex scenes you lying homosexual
>Also, some game devs seem to use sexualized women to distract from their otherwise horrid writing and gameplay
Like Sweet Baby inc writing isn't as horrible, perhaps more so and gameplay has been standardize and Stellar Blade looks like a good game from gameplay perspective
>Was supposed to be multiplat on release
>Suddenly became PS5 exclusive
And into the trash it goes, unless it comes to PC. When will Sony stop buying out studios to make their games exclusive to Playstation? They always end up released on other systems eventually anyway, just means I wait till that happens. I'm never buying a fricking Ps5.
Exclusivity needs to fricking die.
Since no one has a fricking PS5 it wont have the success it deserves
Not really.
1. The game isnt out, chances are Sony will still find ways to put the woke in.
2. It is an asian game, they were already not all that woke to begin with, it is the west that is completely lost lols.
Thankfully SK seem to be very antifeminist, so hopefully out bros will keep the hoes out of the industry.
How extensive is Sony’s censorship going to be for the global (non Korean) release.
The game looks fun but I don't want to buy a PS5 just for one game.
If it makes you feel any better its probably going to be a 10 hour 6/10 Nier clone with none of the fun parts.
I still wanna play it and gonna grab it on PC but let's not fool ourselves into thinking this is going to be anything better than mediocre.
I don't think there is anything wrong with sexualizing women, but the way they do it on that game is kind of creepy.
And what's "the way they do it" if you care to explain?
He means that the game is regular-horny, and the only establishment-approved sexualization allowed is safe-horny.
They make all these girls look really young and innocent and then have them dress up in very revealing clothes and act provocative.
So I feel like the whole thing would be more appealing if they made it so that the females looked mature from the start instead of starting out as children.
She is a mature why are you Reddit/Discort creeps always thinking a child when you see a pretty woman ,huh? Does she need to be menopauseal old hag to be more "mature" in your eyes
>Does she need to be menopauseal old hag to be more "mature" in your eyes
For tertiaries unironically yes. Despite not having a remotely childish face in proportions, "looks like a child" has lost all meaning and is just spammed like everything else wokies say on the regular in an attempt to beat people over the head into submission.
Anything preceding "but" in a political statement can be ignored.
Calling fanservice "creepy" is moronic to begin with, but I'd argue that Niter Automata pointing its camera directly at 2B's ass while she's climbing a ladder is creepier than anything shown in this game so far.
Oh yeah, I forgot you can see up 2Bs skirt from behind. That's pretty fricked up too
kinda reminds me of...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. SAVE ME Black personMAN
How can an ass look plump and nonexistent at the same time?
metal back plate has to go into her ass cheeks....because?
Because that would look hotter. moron.
japan is pozzed
korea will save us
Watch the israelites censor the frick out of this game like 2 days before release, after they’ve already got your preorders.
The asiatics will bend the knee.
>PS5 got its first game
Grats.
How Koreans developers get away with this when I heard feminists there are even crazier than the western ones?
Korean men had enough soon they will rope all the feminist in there
>that time korean ratings board got caught doing illegal shit up the ass because they tried to ban the 17+ version of blue archive
I'm not buying your game shill
Daily reminder that sexualization of women is a mental illness.
Seriously? Damn, I guess that explains why women are chock full of mental illness then.
>Daily reminder that heterosexuality is a mental illness
Why are homosexuals always like this what do they have against straight people?
Daddy said "no" one time when they were growing up and they haven't gotten over it yet.
Its gonna be a terrible game obviously
have a nice day.
>Hideous feminist hamgalaxies and their sex offender simps already seething in this very thread
You love to see it
Also gays/trannies who are into flat male butts and don't like seeing content that appeals to heterosexual (healthy) men.
Appeals to trannies*
Female mc games and anime aesthetics are very popular among the trans community.
yes, we can see how much they love this game
Yup we can see how obssessed you(a troony) are with this generic garbage spamming this 20 times a day because it lets you play as a woman.
>hey troony from resetera, watcha doing?
>"why yes, I'm hating on stellar blade"
>hey troony from twitter, watcha doing?
>"why yes, I'm hating on stellar blade"
>hey troony from journo site, watcha doing?
>"why yes, I'm hating on stellar blade"
>hey troony from reddit, watcha doing?
>"why yes, I'm hating on stellar blade"
but it is a troony game, sure.
Can't believe Sony is the sole company still producing sexy videogames
Buttchads just can't stop winning it seems
We fricking won
14th overall on Amazon Best Sellers in Video Games:
https://www.amazon.com/best-sellers-video-games/zgbs/videogames/ref=zg_bs_nav_videogames_0
>Another wine bottle like Chun-Li
t. barrel
I'd say gaming's got back!
Glad to see StarCraft Ghost is finally releasing
I don’t trust this game to have good gameplay at all
What about the actual gameplay?
Gameplay?
Whats that
>"This is, after all, entertainment *targeted for adults*"
Well Ganker? You ARE going to be enjoying some mature, high brow media unlike those petulant crybaby woman wannabe journos and secondaries, right?
>leftards
>caring only about ~~*the message*~~ for 12 years
>"all games are political incel chud chudcel!"
>there's one game with fan service
>suddenly they care about the gameplay
hilarious
Turns out that hostile subversive homosexual trannies will say anything just to further their goals of depriving other people of shit they like, who could have ever predicted this?
It's totally not like these groups spam hysterical headline after hysterical headline about "gaytransfolx genocide" or some other nonsense, while simultaneously going and shooting up religious schools or anything... Nah, there certainly isn't some supremely bucket crab mentality in sexual deviants since you have to be mentally ill to be a sexual deviant to begin with, surely not...
bros we back that up
her ass is all fricked up looking and her thighs are too big. They need to just copy the 2b design and call it a day. Also is this going to be another turd coomer game like troonygate 3 or is it actually going to have good gameplay? This is why everyone hates you coomer homosexuals, just stick to porn hub.
>her ass is all fricked up looking and her thighs are too big.
Ok troony.
>This is why everyone hates you coomer homosexuals, just stick to porn hub.
This is why everyone hates you trannies stick to hanging from a rope.
>troony opinion
>bayonetta reaction image
They tell on themselves every time
>korean game
>thristbait
you'll never learn, do you Ganker?
Not until they make her ass smaller
Dick too small
>that's what zoomers consider a good ass
>it's unironically two cheeks of flesh sticking out
ngl but trannies and lardwhales might have a point when they say you zoomers never seen a woman
They said ass, not fat.
it honestly looks abnormal, even to a degenerate like me
anon, it's like two half tires attached to a flat surface
asses should look like peaches in that position
I think it's because of the thighs.
No, it's the upper part of the cheeks being flat and the cheeks going into a cross shape closing off the anus, like they're solid pieces
thats what makes it uncanny.
Maybe it's because she's an android? I'm just spitting out ideas, anon. I know the asiatics can draw good asses from what I've seen in their pornwha.
i know you're fricking with me anon but that shit can't be defended
>from what i've seen in their pornwha
exactly and i find it personally offensive if you defend that type of shitty anatomy
I sincerely apologize, anon.
When it comes to Hogwarts Legacy specifically, I'm willing to bet most of the sales came from 35-year old dudes who remember harry potter and like to sink a bit of time into games between caring for their spawn and spouse.
I kinda doubt there was a "buy a video game to own the libs" thing going on.
This thread reeks of resetera, troons and seething roasties
Trannies love female mc games,porn and anime so of course a anime female mc coomer game attracts trannies to it.
>Trannies love female mc games,porn and anime
They don't. They just use the avatar. Show the slightest bit of ecchi or fanservice in the show and they recoil in horror.
There aren't any women here, but the first 2 are obviously true and also the same people. One of them accidentally revealed themselves in another thread in a screenshot of their steam and this is what he looked like. ResetEra member and all.
That's a pretty horrifying costume.
Yep the stellar blade haters totally exposed themselves with this one definitely not a false flag.
Is that a random troony pic you just grabbed or did you actually put on a wig and a dress on yourself for this?
You're being way too obvious, Trisha
giving posters random names to trigger the barry reflex in an attempt to create a boogeyman doesnt work you know?
its funny how much seethe this and palworld is making
yes anon i'm going to buy multiple copies of thoese game to show how based i am
How do I get an asian gf with tiny breasts but a great ass IRL
This may the first game I consider pre-ordering in the last decade.
The only people who hate Stellar Blade are insecure ugly women who can't accept that they're ugly and that beautiful women do actually exist, those women's simps, and troons who want to delete beautiful women from existence so that someone might finally accept their Buffalo bill lookin ass.
>and troons who want to delete beautiful women from existence so that someone might finally accept their Buffalo bill lookin ass.
Why would you insult him like that? At worst he's just an average looking guy, meanwhile the "best" looking troony that """""passes""""" is horrifically, nightmarishly, vomit inducing, soul destroying and sickening to look at.
Not that Buffalo Bill anon he's cool.
Ah shit, I actually never saw that movie until last year so I just completely forgot that's what they called him. My memory is so fricked.
It's a great movie. Too bad the rest of them with the exception of maybe red dragon suck ass
asian games are way unsafe, look at this garbage from Falcom
accurate to real life too, given that korean women have the best asses on planet earth
korean girls have the #1 asses in the world
Depends on your criteria. Sohee's ass is 75% muscle. It is a product of hard work.
More girls should grind squats/etc instead of playing Stardew Valley.
>0.7
It's pretty funny how they're doing this just for money and not to attract a husband.
They really want the nier automata fanbase
It's not like they have anything to look forward to.
It's sad that a mildly attractive female protagonist is such a novelty in modern AAA gaming that you can actually sell a game on it. I don't even care if the gameplay is absolute trash I'll buy the game just because it's a breath of fresh air to not be assaulted by "women" intentionally designed to be as unappealing and unattractive as possible.
breasts too small.
buying day 1
>it's another tourist "if you criticize wokehomosexualry you are... le /misc/!!1!!" episode
Embarrassing.
>Criticizing
Dishonest homosexual.
>NOOOOOOOO
KWAB
>fanfiction to a degree
Not really, there was a lot of classic greentexts about feminist dystopias and the like before then (which ironically are like 75% real now). There never really was a shift in politics, both sides got shit on regularly, it's just that the left is a lot more present in the media cycle, so they get shit on more these days is all.
Reminds me of how plebbithomosexuals come here and try and act like the site is an atheist utopia when it was by far and away the biggest proponent of the neckbeard meme
Nice revisionism, /misc/tard.
>n-n-nice l-levisionism
It's so funny to me that a board that is largely irrelevant save for playing capture the flag with some washed up druggy celebrity 8 years ago lives THIS rent free in tourist troon's minds.
The body's natural response to a virus is rather violent. Fever, cough, etc., whatever necessary to try and purge it as quickly as possible.
>The board that is more often than not the fastest board in the website
>Irrelevant
As I said, dishonest homosexual.
>l-le dishonest!!!1!
Says the nog looking at statistics as if they mean anything lmfao
99.999% of posts on /misc/ are just slide threads trying to farm (You)s, you'd know this if you ever actually went there tourist-kun, but instead you'll keep mistakenly believing they're some evil mastermind behind every post shitting on you/your gay ass beliefs on the internet.
Try again.
>99.999% of posts on /misc/ are just slide threads trying to farm (You)s
In my experience they usually succeed, homosexual. You're also forgetting about the generals, moron.
>m-muh generals
That's cool and all, but what does it have to do with the board living rent free in your head still, tribalistic subhuman that can only see in black and white?
They really don't, and election tourists and the like existing still doesn't address what I said earlier which you conveniently glossed over since it wasn't expedient for this agenda you got.
It's just so funny to me that these days you can still shit on every single group, any religion, and political persuasion on this site except if it aligns with leftoids/wokies completely uncontested, but the moment it happens you are met with the autistic screeching of "le heckin' /misc/tard!!11!!". Funny how that works, eh?
Because the board is very relevant despite your claims of it being irrelevant. Stop deflecting.
A bunch of apes flinging shit at each other with a few groups here and there amongst them not doing so doesn't have any actual impact on the rest of the site, it's just a convenient scapegoat for tourists to cry about to duck out of any criticism of their objectively shit posts and general homosexualry.
>A bunch of apes flinging shit at each other with a few groups here and there amongst them not doing so
That is an apt description of several different places on this site.
No shit?
>Says the nog looking at statistics as if they mean anything lmfao
He's not me, I'm the nog looking at stats.
And yes, they do mean something.
I was there and do remember this place being flooded by all sorts of newbies including goobergaters, tumblrites, redditors, youtube commet parasites and stormhomosexuals.
You would know this if you were here.
>here never really was a shift in politics, both sides got shit on regularly, it's just that the left is a lot more present in the media cycle
I half agree with that, but the site has undeniably become more intense in general.
This image is fanfiction to a degree. There was a complete shift in the site's politics that started around 2014. newbies on both sides of the political aisle brought their garbage here. That to me was the year this site died.
>snoy gets a cut
Sorry, I'll pick it up on Steam only if it is independently published. Frick Snoy.
it's published by sie and they own the ip m8
Then it's dead to me.
>that dev quote
it's so obvious and so simple yet only few seem to grasp it
>UMMM real women don't look like that
>be assman
>be rabid Wuxia consumer who plays every Wuxia game
>have no interest in this game
I guess Nier Automata was all I needed to get my fill of this type of game
when's her game releasing on pc?
never beggar
oh look more safe horny designs *yawn*
>asses are for thirdies
biggest israelite psyop homosexuals on here ever fell for
Give me a male character and I'll play it
I'm not 19 anymore, I don't need an ass constantly jiggling in my face to enjoy a game. If they advertise it this wildly it makes me think it's the game's crutch
It's 2024. You can just say you like wiener.
There was a time I thought that too, anon.
>I'm a whipped, conditioned cuck whose testosterone all dried up and fell for all the psyops demonizing my sexuality, I'm so mature and above all this guise please say I'm cool please please please
God damn, you homosexuals are so miserable.
>noooo you HAVE to enjoy the pornbaiting slop
>y-you HAVE to circlejerk with the zoomers experiencing their first boner over a game
Nah, have a nice day. You're the whipped moron this desperate to shill a game which thinks it needs to sell based on sexuality
I jerk off to futa so I regularly stare at wiener and asses fatter than this bimbo protag's. I am objectively better than you
>immediately some fallacy about masturbation
Oh okay, so you actually are just an actual, unironic homosexual homosexual since you can't stop thinking about other men and their wieners, thanks for the update on that info bud.
I said that because I knew it'd make you seethe and hyperfixate on it because it's all that's on your brain, and the only excuse you have, moron
You're just defending more coomer shit while saying anyone who doesn't like it has to be gay. That means you're a homosexual zoomer
>a-actually I suddenly brought up dudes and wieners and circlejerking out of nowhere so you would t-talk about it, h-haha
Wow epic "own" there buddy, you're totally not gay as hell.
Seems my little comment about your desperation for approval really stung, huh? Don't worry dude, you're so totally heckin' neat for announcing that you don't touch your wiener anymore to the whole thread and totally aren't an insufferable freak.
>wa waaa how DARE you criticize the big gaming company
>I am DEFINITELY not just trying to defend my right to jerk off
You're free to jerk off all you like, zoomergay. But it's better for you to jerk off to porn when you want porn and play a game when you want a game. You shouldn't be playing a game specifically to get you in the mood to jerk off like a brainrotted moron. And you certainly shouldn't be spending your precious hours where you aren't jerking off defending the game that you want to jerk off to if you want to be taken seriously
>some schizo shit about defending companies
What the hell are you on about homogay? I never once said this.
Meds.
>muh fallacy again
Cool
Didn't read the rest, come back when you can speak like a human instead of an estrogen poisoned, buzzword spamming shitposter.
>fallacy fallacy fallacy
Black person if you're going to play fallacy bingo, at least start saying which ones I used so you can pretend you've got an argument beyond
>noooooooooo you're just GAY if you don't like this generic slop that focuses on the protag's ass
>WAHHHHHH STOP POINTING OUT MY BAD FAITH homosexual POSTS WAHHHHHH JUMP THROUGH HOOPS FOR ME SO I CAN HANDWAVE ANYTHING YOU SAY YET AGAIN
KWAB, no
I think you're better off going back to your nofap threads on plebbit kiddo, don't know why you were thinking you'd get approval for those posts on Ganker of all places but I at least hope you learned your lesson this time.
>noooo you CAN'T criticize the game
>nooo you're just HANDWAVING everything I say even though my literal only argument from the beginning has been that you're gay if you don't like this
Wow nice loop back, moron. I know you're desperate to defend the big gaming company which is producing the thing you'll jerk off to for a week and you don't want your limpdick to run out of juice, but there's no need to seethe this bad
People are allowed to dislike generic slop even if you consume it like a human toilet
You didn't criticize the game though? All you did was go
>Hmmm yeah I don't touch my dick anymore guise isn't that just swell?
And you proceeded to get trashed on, as one should for off-topic homosexual plebbitry.
Again, by all means, I'm willing to have a discussion instead of making fun of you whenever you want to actually start posting in good faith instead of spamming fallacies and discord troony buzzwords, until then please continue bawling your eyes out while I dab on you.
>reddit sarcasmspeak
You sure showed him
>samegayging and projecting
Now this is getting sad
POST MORE HUGE KOREAN ASSES
I'm interested, the game looks promising. But hasn't the company never actually made an action game before? I'm prepared for the gameplay to be mediocre. But still hoping for the best.
It's their first "real" game. Although, it's pretty much the same case with Lies of P last year and that game did fine, so I'm not going to pass my judgment on this just yet.
Is it an actual game or is it just koreaslop?
How much of a game was Lies of P
Couldn't tell you.
Ass-shit is Black person pandering
If the breasts aren’t as big as the ass or bigger it is 100% WOKE Black person SJW pandering ESG garbage
The breasts may not be as big, but they at least jiggle.
I don’t care
This is yet another cowardly safe Black person pandering game like all AAA games
Koreans just like Japs prefer breasts to ass
Stellar Ass
wowee they took Blade and Soul and combined it with Nier Automata. This will definitely be a game I remember after a week and totally not because I saw her on rule 34
If you are paying more attention to the character rather than the game world, you are objectively garbage at video games.
If this ever comes to pc I will buy it day 1
imagine the mods..
Absolute KINO.
cut-scene combat trash
Not a fan of the constant slow-mo but other than that the combat looks pretty functional.
Looks ok for 3 year old build. Probably a vertical slice.
we've lost what the word "kino" has meant
>le attractive women = le porn!!!1!
Just reminded this homosexual thought he would get support posting false equivalencies and his thinly veiled nofap homosexual shit earlier KWAB
Anyway I'm out of this thread, you tourist troons can keep seething about /misc/ until you die kek