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Basilisk: "My eyes are down here."

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It tastes like toothpaste.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funny

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really, really, really like this image.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

      I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Ganker pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Ganker posting about a fricking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananagay NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it too

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    99% sure a janny will delete this thread despite there not actually being nipples depicted.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess this thread is a ligma test to see how much jannies actually pay attention to this board

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if those are not the eyes, then wtf is that???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      False eyes used for intimidation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense. For an animal nothing spooks more than being watched by something with big eyes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    J*nny will still delete this because he's a huge homosexual

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did it get in there

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wandered in from the Duke's Archives.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smough also has 2 sets of fake eyes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, he's basically doing this in the image

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i beat dark souls 4 days ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no dark souls 4

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe he meant dark souls 64

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Jannies delete this, they really are dumb and can’t take a joke.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats not where smough's eyes are

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the pic you posted, wonderin' if I share it, would you mind?
    I know a couple people online who would love it, please reply

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you locked in the chamber?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the last time From did any fanservice. Shame that Miyazaki is a homosexual and doesn't allow it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw expected the same in Elden Ring and got bamboozled
      Miyazaki you better deliver in DLC you son of a b***h

      I love the pic you posted, wonderin' if I share it, would you mind?
      I know a couple people online who would love it, please reply

      since you asked so nicely, go ahead friend

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bare feet counts as fanservice in his mind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally the last time From did any fanservice
      Imagine not being a footchad,

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna put this as my steam profile but they temp banned me already. fricking puritan cucks!

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