Dark Souls

reminder if you ever
>went beyond SL20
>ever leveled vitality
>used dragon gear
>used black knight gear
>summoned
>killed friendly NPCs
>died to any boss besides Ceaseless Discharge
you didn't beat the game

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >died to any boss besides Ceaseless Discharge

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats a man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like men

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought ">you didn't beat the game" threads were supposed to be bait?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you played the game, you didn't beat the game.

    Literally the only way to have beaten Dark Souls is to never have even launched it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played Last of Us on easy with the auto aim feature.

    I will make any game as easy as possible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I will make any game as easy as possible
      Valid. The only times I require an ultra-extreme-hardcore difficulty is when I actually love a game. For every other random fuckoff game in between, just give me the baseline (retard) experience. How much I like your game corresponds pretty close with how difficult I want it to be.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically got gaslit/bullied into playing this way by my friends when I played through Dark Souls 1 and 2. When I beat the games I got made fun of anyway. I have no interest in the series anymore because every time I play I feel bad for not playing according to roughly these rules but also feel stupid for getting tricked. My best friend keeps begging me to play co-op with him on it and I keep avoiding him so I don't sound like a retarded gay. I think I'm going to ghost him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your friends are the scum of the earth, fuck them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play however you want anon. I just did a dex build with Great Scythe in DaS1. It's a disgustingly good weapon, I had a great time with it.
      Don't even worry about being overleveled. That only matters if you're going for meta pvp level and even then DaS2 pvp sucks anyway so why bother aiming for its meta level (whatever it even is)

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only played DS3, can you tell me how I didn't beat the game there?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By sucking my cock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll indulge you anon.
      IF YOU EVER
      >kept your weight below fat roll range
      >ever leveled vig
      >used dark hand
      >used Irithyll Straight Sword
      >Used Lothric Knight Sword
      >equipped Prisoner's Chain
      >Spammed R1
      >Killed Dancer early for early Lothric Castle
      >died to any boss besides Ancient Wyvern
      you didn't beat the game

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you've never played the game if you think you can avoid dying given that there's a literal scripted death...

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a boss called Ceaseless Discharge? I’m playing this game now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure to murder the prisoner after you free him for your early Ring of FaP

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ever leveled vitality
    DS3 chuds don't make the rules sorry

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went beyond SL20

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